11-27-25 - BR - MIX - 5x - It Would Take 8mins Before We Would Know If The Sun Exploded - Nov 2024 BO

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (98KUPD) | November 27, 2025

Episode: 11-27-25 - BR - MIX - 5x - It Would Take 8mins Before We Would Know If The Sun Exploded

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Episode Overview

This morning’s episode dives into the kind of darkly funny, hypothetical banter that Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is known for. The team—John Holmberg (host), Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—kick around the chilling concept: What if the Sun exploded, and we all had eight minutes left to live? They riff on what everyone would (and wouldn’t) do with their last moments, veer into the subject of bizarre job titles like "baby name consultant," the strangest things ever found during home renovations, and what makes them collectively gag. The show is rich in ridiculous asides, irreverent jokes, and a dose of Arizona flavor.

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Main Discussion: If the Sun Exploded, What’d You Do With Your Final Eight Minutes?

(01:55–07:24)

• Factual Spark:
  Toledo shares a science fact: "If the sun exploded, it would take 8 minutes and 20 seconds for the energy to hit us." (01:58)

• Immediate Reactions:

  • Holmberg muses about delivering that apocalyptic news live on air.
    "I want to be on the air telling people the sun just blew up. I wouldn’t mind having that be the show’s legacy." (02:09)
  • The group debates if people would even believe them or think it's a radio bit:
    "For the first seven minutes you’re like, no, he’s doing research...and by the time you actually accept it, it’s over." (03:01)

• How Would You Spend Your Last Minutes?

  • "Eight minutes for a freak off." (Toledo, 03:40)
  • Holmberg doubts anyone could stay calm for final romantic acts:
    "You’re gonna maintain an erection during the sun exploding? If you can, I’m impressed—but also, you’re kind of a douche." (03:46)
  • Jokes about embracing chaos and inappropriate behavior:
    • Holmberg: "Pretty much gonna rape Trip. What’s happening? You got seven minutes to live, old man." (07:48)

• Band Plays Out the End:
  Holmberg likens the crew to the Titanic band, “we just play it out” (05:07), envisioning absurd final moments.

• Quote-of-the-segment:
  "We are going full Nagasaki, like, times a million." (Holmberg, 05:07)

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Quickfire Trivia and Oddities

(07:24–16:45)

High School Gyms and Sports Obsessions

• Indiana’s dominance in the size of high school basketball gyms (Toledo, 07:24).
• Texas claims the biggest high school football stadiums (John, 07:33).

Baby Name Consultants and Generational Naming Trends

• The group riffs on the absurdity (and new trends) in naming kids, poking fun at “baby name consultants.”
  "That’s a job? I can do that. What, is it, baby name consultant? You’re so indecisive, you hire a guy to help you name your kid." (Holmberg, 09:11)

• Poking at trendy names:

  • "Grandpa names for girls have been trending for a while...like Max, Lenny, Teddy." (Toledo, 10:25)
  • Holmberg: "Those are all sexy chicks with those kind of androgynous names that end in ‘ie’." (10:54)

• Bandies about familial naming traditions:

  • "If you need help naming it, you’re not gonna do too well raising it." (Holmberg, 12:12)
  • John: "My daughter Charlotte, we call Charlie. Her middle name is Byron..." (12:44)
  • Holmberg retorts: "If Charlie’s hot, you got yourself something. If not...she’s gonna have trouble." (12:49)

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Secret Service Presidential Code Names

(13:21–18:45)

• Presidential Nicknames History Lesson:
  Toledo runs down the quirky, sometimes odd Secret Service code names for presidents and their families.

  • FDR: "Kid Wheels" and "Rover" (13:42)
  • Kennedys: "Lancer," "Lace" (14:51)—with a segue into JFK’s notorious pool exploits.
  • Nixons: "Searchlight", "Starlight"; Carters: "Lockmaster", "Lotus", "Dynamo"
  • Recent: Clinton as "Eagle", Hillary as "Evergreen", Trump as "Mogul", Melania as "Sunkiss" (18:18); Bidens: "Celtic" and "Capri"

• Memorable jokes:
  "Clinton was the Johnsons." (15:52, playful misdirection)
  "Joe and Jill. Hospice, Celtic and Capri...Skeletor and Crypt Keeper. HBO said Tales from the Crypt." (18:39)

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Strange Renovation Find: Plush Toys as Insulation

(19:13–22:24)

• Story: A Canadian couple finds over 100 stuffed animals in their wall, used as insulation while renovating.

  • Toledo: "They were using 110 plush animals...and now they’re sending these older plush animals to people who grew up with them." (19:17–20:11)

• Discussion on how to find your childhood toy via TikTok:

  • Holmberg frustrated: "Can I ask you again where I would find this? Don’t just say TikTok. That’s a big animal. Like an address." (20:54)

• Detours into what makes a teddy bear “well-loved”—Holmberg admits some confessions about childhood experimentation:

  • "If Teddy was a living child, I’d be in jail. Not because I’m touching Teddy. Just the stuff I did to myself." (22:39)

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Most Disgusting Video: Eating Flies off Flypaper

(23:21–25:34)

• The group recounts a TikTok of a lady eating flies from a fly strip.

  • Holmberg’s visceral reaction: "I can’t see that. Oh my God. You got the watery eyes." (24:01) "Every time my brain thinks of it...Fly paper gets you. Really? A lady eating flies right off of it." (24:40)
    • Toledo: "That's the worst sound we've had on the air..." (24:33)
    • Holmberg: "We found it. We found my button." (24:40)

• Comparison to other gross-out moments the show has survived, with everyone delighted to discover the one thing Holmberg truly can’t stand.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "For the first seven minutes, you’re like, no, he’s doing research...and by the time you actually accept it, it’s over."
  (Holmberg, 03:01)

• "You’re gonna maintain an erection during the sun exploding? If you can, I’m impressed—but also, you’re kind of a douche."
  (Holmberg, 03:46)

• "If you need help naming it, you’re not gonna do too well raising it."
  (Holmberg, 12:12)

• "If Teddy was a living child, I’d be in jail. Not because I’m touching Teddy. Just the stuff I did to myself."
  (Holmberg, 22:39)

• "Fly paper gets you. Really? A lady eating flies right off of it."
  (Holmberg, 24:40)

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Timestamps for Segments

• 02:00 – 07:30: Eight Minutes After the Sun Explodes—What Would You Do?
• 07:24 – 13:21: Trivia: High School Gyms, Baby Name Consultants, Generational Names
• 13:21 – 18:45: Secret Service Names Hijinks
• 19:13 – 22:24: Stuffed Animals Found During Home Renovation
• 23:21 – 25:34: Ultimate Gross-out: Lady Eats Flies Off Flypaper

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, quick-witted, and moderately crude
• Warm, inside-jokey rapport; Arizona references and local color
• Humorously skeptical about pop culture trends and human folly
• Classic morning show blend of facts, speculation, and zany hypothetical debates

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Summary Takeaway

This episode is an exemplary slice of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness: outrageous, fast-paced, and thoroughly tongue-in-cheek. Through banter about astronomy-horror, bizarre jobs, questionable parenting choices, weird insulation methods, and a flypaper-eating challenge, the crew keeps things edgy and funny while sharing genuine surprise and disgust. If you love irreverent banter, think radio mornings should be unpredictable, or just want to hear what grown men say they’d do with their final minutes on Earth, this episode delivers.

Transcript

[Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

Good Thursday morning to you Phoenix. Hello world.

[Holmberg]

Hi.

[Toledo]

I think we might have done this one before, but if the sun exploded it would take 8 minutes and 20 seconds for all the energy to hit us.

[Holmberg]

Vaporize we'd have time to think about it just for a second, and then we'd be like, game plan. I don't know. What do you do? The news says, hey, guys, sun blew up. You got eight minutes. I mean, like, seven, 7:40 now. Well, the more I talk, the less time you've got, so turn off the radio. What's wrong with you? I. You know what? I kind of. This is bad. As we start to wind down, the morning sickness, and God knows when that comes back, if it we stay for another couple years or whatever, I want to be on the air telling people that the sun just blew up. I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind having that be the show's legacy.

[Toledo]

Just like fire drills in schools. And, you know, we should have a Sun party drill. Practice that. But you got 8 minutes and 20 seconds.

[Holmberg]

Think about it. Who's gonna believe the party man? Who's gonna believe us? Like, the news breaks, you get alert on your phone. Maybe you're driving along, you got your phone. And then the fart show says, this just in. The sun just blew up. Like, I'm not staying here to report to you for eight minutes when you go rip one off. Not gonna bring Rome in to announce it for us. Great day. And who's gonna buy it? So for the first seven minutes, you're like, no, he's doing research and realizing that all the satellites are down and your Internet doesn't work. You're like, maybe the sun did blow up. And by the time you actually accept it, it's over. But for eight minutes, you're like, what bit is dickhead doing this morning?

[Toledo]

You see that flash in the sky immediately. Yeah, Eight minutes for a freak off.

[Holmberg]

That's right. But that's if you believe it immediately. Like, you have no skepticism in your mind. And fart joke guy says, sun just blew up. You got eight minutes. And there's like, okay, I better start banging somebody. Because that's what I've always thought in my head. People always. Dudes, it's a guy thing, and we're all idiots when there's a catastrophe. We all think we get a plane's going down, bone one. But, like, you're gonna maintain an erection during the sun exploding. I think you got something else on your mind if you can. I'm impressed. But also, you're kind of a douche. I do like that. Brett's idea was to bring a character voice in to try to say, great day. Looks pretty bad for you, though. In eight minutes, the sun will swallow Us, like a whale swallowing a minnow. You don't have a chance. Eight minutes. We're all dead. So get it out there. I mean, saying I love you doesn't really matter right now.

[Toledo]

10, 9.

[Holmberg]

If you can maintain an erect out there, you have one minute left. Ryan, do we drop the ball? Maroon 5 will be playing. That is how I want the ship to go down. Yeah, it's just I would get that alert. I don't think I'd feel responsible to tell you guys. Sun just blew up. Peace out. There's just any of. Adios.

[John]

Fade to black.

[Holmberg]

Maybe I do. Maybe I do. Maybe I'm the. Maybe we become the Titanic band and we just play it out. Brady starts talking about hot dogs slipping through the grill. Gotta foil that. Especially with all the sunshine we're about to taste. We are going full Nagasaki, like, times a million.

[John]

Takes me longer than eight minutes to get home.

[Holmberg]

So, yeah, I'm not going home. We get stuck in traffic, everybody trying to go home. You got eight minutes. You just make a phone call or two. Maybe some FaceTime, which I'm not a fan of. Not a big FaceTime guy.

[John]

Last. First and last FaceTime ever.

[Holmberg]

I was asked to do a podcast, and I did it. I don't even know where or what it is. I'll get information later. But they wanted to FaceTime it. I'm like, no, no thanks. Like, what? You'll be in Egypt for an hour. You're not gonna do FaceTime? Nah, it'll just be audio. You don't see me laying down, make an eye roll on you the entire show. Cause that's what I'll be doing. It was fine. I don't know. I'll let you know if it. I don't even care if you hear it. I like Toledo's idea. Just play Journey and it's just. Yeah, it'll end. Yeah. And then when it ends, it ends. But you got to time that just right. And what would we do? Eight minutes till the sun catches us and a lot of people just start shooting themselves, I think.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

I don't understand. I mean, I do. That makes a ton of sense to me. Why would you do that? Just in case.

[John]

Watch it come in.

[Toledo]

You can vaporize. Yeesh.

[Holmberg]

That sounds no good.

[Toledo]

You won't feel it.

[John]

A lot of fun.

[Holmberg]

What if you did?

[Toledo]

Maybe a little.

[Holmberg]

Maybe just even if you did, then what matters? You're gonna be dead in a minute anyway. What difference to me. Yeah, it's gonna get. There's. Jesus. It's gonna get real hot. Like for the last four minutes. Jesus bragger. I could.

[John]

I could bang one out. And I still got six minutes to figure out what the rest of my life is.

[Holmberg]

It's a good email, but I couldn't. I'm hard as a rock right now. I want to give you one more. We've got eight minutes to live. And that's what you want to do. Yes. Yes. Finally. Can I have that ass?

[Toledo]

No.

[Holmberg]

It still hurts too much. The sun's about to. Such a prude. If the sun blows up, I hope Russell and his boyfriend are first ones. Get vaporized. Since he's not listening to you guys anymore, he'll miss the announcement. He's listening and he's about to lose. Fanduel. Ah, yeah, that's weird.

[Toledo]

Indiana has 10 of the 12 largest high school basketball gyms in the country. The ones that aren't in Indiana are in Texas and Illinois.

[John]

I was gonna say. And Texas has all the biggest high school football stadiums.

[Holmberg]

Oh, these stadiums are awesome, John.

[John]

If the sun blew up, I'm. I'm throwing it against the wall. Texting everyone in my contact list, send nudes. Don't care who sends back. Taking my shot.

[Holmberg]

I'm basically gonna look around the office going, well, I don't have time to get home and I don't think this counts as cheating now, so pretty much gonna rape Trip. What's happening? You got seven minutes to live, old man.

[John]

What if he grabs you on the head?

[Holmberg]

Let's go. He's kissing back. I didn't expect this. Right here on my neck. Kiss my neck.

[John]

I always wanted to.

[Holmberg]

I like from my earlobe to my shoulder, right? Just work your way up and down.

[Toledo]

Oh, then eight, 20 happens. Nothing happens.

[Holmberg]

I don't know if this is the you guys are sitting there. I don't know if this is the exploding sun talking or just the heat, but I don't know how you did it, but I'm soaking wet. You're ruining it. You're supposed to fight back.

[Toledo]

The coldest place on earth is a village called Oymayakan and Siberia, Russia. If you were to go outside naked on an average day, you'd freeze to death in one minute.

[John]

Maybe do that on the day the sun blows up.

[Holmberg]

Don't do it.

[Toledo]

It's record low temperature is negative 96 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Holmberg]

God, I hope the sun doesn't blow up just thinking about that.

[Toledo]

According to a baby name consultant, my best friend's dad.

[Holmberg]

That's a job. Yeah, I can do that. What Is it baby name consultant? You're so indecisive. You hire a guy to help you name your kid.

[John]

You could be just in the market for Italians alone. Think about that.

[Toledo]

Imagine that.

[Holmberg]

I mean, is that if you fail at being a life coach, you get to be a baby name consultant. We're starting this. Do it. You want to call your kid Braden like all the other ones? What happened to good names like Mike or David Evito? What are you talking about? Christopher Skyler. Let me quote a good friend of mine who said there's never been a grandpa Skyler. Those kids don't live long. Anthony, you're naming your child Tony. That's the 18th Tony in the neighborhood. Well, you're all hiring the right guy then.

[Toledo]

Here are the hot new trends. Look out for 2025.

[Holmberg]

I want to be a baby name counselor.

[John]

Well, you just announced it. If you want to name your baby, email us.

[Holmberg]

Thinking about Penelope or Skyler. We're gonna have an X in it somewhere. What the you thinking?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Your daughter's name's Lisa and your son's name is David. Oh, okay. It's so basic, right? Because you're basic. Nothing special about your kids have a weird middle name. Yeah, yeah. And then your grandfather's middle name. Pay tribute to who brought you here. This is ridiculous.

[Toledo]

You're close on the trend. It's grandpa. Names for girls have been trending for a while. That's the other way around. NameBerry predicted in 2022 says names like Max, Lenny, and Teddy would become popular for girls.

[Holmberg]

That's kind of hot.

[Toledo]

Lenny. So for. Here's some other examples.

[Holmberg]

There was a Lenny. Those are stripper names. Yeah, those are strippers.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Max.

[Toledo]

Other examples that are on the poll. I like Max, Scotty, Tommy, Mickey, Billy.

[Holmberg]

This is all sexy chicks with those kind of androgynous names that are end in ie. I like that because that's because of Billie Eilish and Billy Bogan. Bobby, what's her name? The one that was in Stranger Things. And I like that. Billy Bogan. Your grandma. Well, she was the crazy one.

[Toledo]

She was. No, that was Ruth. Billy was a mulligan.

[Holmberg]

She was the make good on Ruth.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Okay. I always get him confused. One was in the attic and not allowed to talk to the people. And then Billy showed up.

[John]

John, you say you give Brady a lot of crap, but I gotta be honest, Brady's a trendsetter. Kirby is my grandfather's name.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Also former center fielder of the twins who didn't make it to grandpa's age, but would have been a grandfather by now. Yeah, Kirby's an old man's name. Yeah, that's pretty good. I guess you'd have to name your daughter.

[Toledo]

I know.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. It's a vacuum in a video game.

[John]

But I'm Italian.

[Toledo]

She can already.

[John]

I can already see how my meeting with Brett's gonna go. Your first born will be Vincenzo. Your second born will be named Tony Two Toes.

[Holmberg]

And you're gonna like it. You can take my advice or not, but you're paying the fee.

[Toledo]

Who?

[Holmberg]

Who? And that's worse than your wife going. We're going to a debate party and that's final. There's nothing worse than having your wife. We're gonna hire a name consultant. We're not qualified to name our own kid. We're not qualified to have a kid. If you need help naming it, you're not gonna do too well raising it. I can't make any decisions at all. What do we do when it's hungry? Call the baby crying consultant.

[Toledo]

McBoaty. McBoatface. Get over here.

[Holmberg]

I mean. I mean.

[John]

So John, did I.

[Holmberg]

That's a job right there. I didn't know that was a thing where you could actually make money.

[John]

John, did I screw up? My daughter Charlotte, we call Charlie. Her middle name is Byron, after my.

[Holmberg]

Father in law, Charlie. Byron. If Charlie's hot, you got yourself something.

[Toledo]

You got a future.

[Holmberg]

If not Charlie B. Charlotte the hippo. And she's gonna have trouble. So just keep her in shape because then she's Charlie and people will give her stuff. Free gifts and things. Homeburg's morning sickness. Hear the words you say sometimes.

[John]

I mean, who talks like that?

[Holmberg]

98 KUPD. Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Toledo]

This is kind of cool. The Secret Service started using nicknames for presidents and their families in 1945, which was Roosevelt and his wife and his lovely wife. Those are the only two. The other, you know, they go down the line and do the whole family members.

[Holmberg]

So Roosevelt was kid wheels.

[Toledo]

Roosevelt. Thing's pretty funny.

[Holmberg]

What is it?

[Toledo]

Because this was just Roosevelt. Oh, that's a good wife was Rover.

[Holmberg]

Because she was ugly and she could.

[Toledo]

Get around.

[Holmberg]

The rovers loose. Yeah, I remember hearing Jackie Kennedy's. Because it was in a lot of books about how they had to scream out blah, blah, blah was back. They didn't say flotus, but they had a name for. Because he was usually in the pool with an intern boning away because Kennedy was a pig.

[Toledo]

I'll get you hers.

[Holmberg]

Hers was pretty good. If I remember right. It Wasn't like, funny, but it was a good name that was like. It would just bounce off the halls and get back to Jack. So he would pull out.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it might be. Maybe.

[Holmberg]

Or it wasn't. It wasn't like anything outstanding. It was just real easy to. It was like, okay, good. All right, everybody scramble.

[Toledo]

So Harry S. Truman was general or supervised. And Best Truman was Sunnyside.

[Holmberg]

Oh, got a nice butt. Or her nipples were out all the time.

[Toledo]

The Eisenhowers. Dwight was a scorecard. Or Providence. Mamie Eisenhower was Springtime. And David Eisenhower was Sahara.

[Holmberg]

The boy.

[Toledo]

Good boy. Here we go. The Kennedys. Jfk, Lancer, Jacqueline Lace.

[Holmberg]

That's what it is. Lace is in the building because that one lady that was getting boned by John in the pool in the White House, which doesn't exist anymore, and Robert was there with him, and she said in her book she lost her virginity to President Kennedy in the pool.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

And then somebody came in and said, lace is in the building, goes over to Bobby, and Bobby just goes, ah, yeah, my turn. Pass it over. Don't bogart the vag. So he was cucking at first. Well, he was in the room, like, probably waiting his turn like he was gonna. She was gonna get him anyway. And the lady's like, he just passed me off. And the next thing you know, I'm having sex with Bobby in the pool. Because Lace was in the building.

[Toledo]

Caroline Kennedy was lyric. JFK Jr. Was Lark Rose Kennedy. Coppertone. And Ethel Kennedy was Sundance. The Johnsons.

[Holmberg]

Clinton was the Johnsons.

[Toledo]

Linden B. Volunteer. Lady Bird, Victoria, Linda Bird Johnson, Velvet and Lucy Baines was Venus. The Nixons. Richard was Searchlight. Pat was Starlight. Patricia, Sugarfoot. Edward was Seminole, and Julie was Sunbonnet.

[Holmberg]

It's like all the stars from the Boys. Yeah, Starlight's in there. Butcher. The Fords, Mother's milk.

[Toledo]

Gerald was Pass key.

[Holmberg]

Oh, they got some boring.

[Toledo]

Maddie was Pinafore.

[Holmberg]

He was pretty boring.

[Toledo]

Susan Panda. Michael Ford was Professor. And Jack Ford was Pac Man.

[Holmberg]

Kennedy had or Carter had to be Peanut.

[Toledo]

I have the card. Let's see. Jimmy was Lockmaster or Deacon.

[Holmberg]

No.

[Toledo]

Roslyn was Lotus, Petal or Dancer. Amy Dynamo. Chip Carter, diamond. Jack Carter Derby.

[Holmberg]

Who the hell are they?

[Toledo]

Jeff Carter, deckhand.

[Holmberg]

Heard of them? Me neither. Yeah, it's the first time of those Georgia hillbillies. Just brought up cousins and stuff.

[Toledo]

Billy, Georgian Bob. Then you got to give him Reagan.

[Holmberg]

Reagan would have been.

[Toledo]

Oh, got George. George Bush.

[Holmberg]

You skipped Reagan?

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, I have Reagan's.

[Holmberg]

You know, they.

[Toledo]

Oh, you know, it Didn't.

[Holmberg]

Ages are in order. Oh, you printed it wrong. He did it wrong.

[Toledo]

I got the Reagan.

[Holmberg]

Where are they then?

[Toledo]

I thought I had a picture. Put it up. I must not have printed it out.

[Holmberg]

Like I just said, Brett, he did it wrong. I'm getting to it. Yeah, come on, check the tape. Just give me Clinton. I'm done with you.

[Toledo]

Not Obama. Clinton was Eagle. Hillary was Evergreen. Chelsea was Energy. George W. Was Tumbler first and then Trailblazer. Barbara was Tempo.

[Holmberg]

You said George W. That was regular. Oh, oh, the kids. I see. Okay.

[Toledo]

The twins, Barbara and Jenna were Turquoise and Twinkle. Barack was Renegade or Rena and Michelle was Renaissance. Malia and Sasha were Radiance and Rosebud.

[Holmberg]

All right, what's Trump? Orange Julius mogul. Oh, Melania Sunkiss is a good one. I like that.

[Toledo]

Don Jr. Mountaineer. Ivanka was Marvel. Eric was Mark Marksman. And Jared Kushner the mechanic.

[Holmberg]

Oh, I like that.

[Toledo]

Mechanic.

[Holmberg]

I like Mechanic.

[Toledo]

And Joe and Jill. Hospice, Celtic and Capri.

[Holmberg]

Now which one is he? Cuz I wear those little pants. Little baby pants. Capri, Skeletor and Crypt Keeper. HBO said Tales from the Crypt. Yeah, Skeleton Crypt Keeper. And that was interchangeable. Yeah, Skeletor is in the building. I thought that was mine. Oh, sorry about that. You're Crypt Keeper today. That makes more sense. No joke. I'm a. I'm a kill. I'm a skill.

[Toledo]

Connie and Brienne or Connor. Sorry.

[Holmberg]

Don't apologize to me.

[Toledo]

They're a couple in British Columbia, Canada, and they were taking down some drywall in their home. Recently. Made an odd discovery. At one point, the insulation stopped and there was a random stuffed animal. Started pulling down more drywall, more stuffed animals. Insulation ended up getting. They're using 110 plush animals. Pull that out of the walls. But it was for insulation. But they went on Tick Tock and posted. They're older stuffed animals, so they're not as good. And a girl contacted Connie Connor and said, you just. That was basically the doll that I had growing up with or the plush animal when I was a kid. So they packed it up and sent it to her. And now they've been sending these older plush animals to people that grew up. You know, they don't have it anymore.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, how about that?

[Toledo]

They sent them to Las Vegas, Indiana, South Carolina.

[Holmberg]

Where do we see if it's one of our plushie toys from when we're children? It's got a link.

[Toledo]

It does. Well, they put them up, people can see them on Tick Tock. There is some Profanity.

[Holmberg]

There's profanity on tick tock.

[Toledo]

I mean, if we pull.

[Holmberg]

They're talking about. You guys aren't gonna believe what I found in the walls over here. Children's toys. Look at this right here. This remind you of your childhood? You can have it for a fee.

[Toledo]

And the other thing is, I don't know. You know, when I looked at it briefly, looking at the different animals, I'm like, those are older. But I don't.

[Holmberg]

Can I ask you again where I would find this? Don't just say tick tock. That's a big animal. Like an address.

[Toledo]

No, they didn't give a link.

[Holmberg]

Do I search tick tock?

[John]

Allow me to swoop in.

[Toledo]

I would go to.

[Holmberg]

Oh, boy.

[Toledo]

Connor and Brienne's Tick tock. No, I don't know.

[Holmberg]

You don't know what it's called? Didn't include that. They'll just browse all of tick tock.

[Toledo]

They just. They. I just have the links and click on the links there. But I didn't look.

[Holmberg]

It does it on the link. It say anything about the tick tock.

[Toledo]

It might have.

[Holmberg]

There it is. Thanks, Toledo. Why are they. Oh, the little ducky. Everybody had that little duck, I think. But they use those little ducks in the walls.

[Toledo]

That looks like a head cover. That's not the one.

[Holmberg]

It does look like a head cover.

[Toledo]

There's the one.

[Holmberg]

Huh. Look at all those little animals. And they were just running interference for sound and. And air in the house.

[Toledo]

Cleaned up halfway.

[Holmberg]

Why are you saying there's profanity? They just have a dirty song in the back.

[Toledo]

It says it on this one. The original TikTok. In the original TikTok.

[Holmberg]

This seems pretty nice. Little diaper lover just swept all in. He got all the toys, by the way. Sorry. Before he gets sentenced. Son of a. I didn't see any of my original Teddy. I still have my guy.

[Toledo]

Who are you looking for?

[Holmberg]

I want to see what he looks like when he was a kid.

[John]

Oh, gotcha.

[Holmberg]

He does not have buttons for eyes. He's got real. I think they're real eyes, actually.

[John]

How worn is he?

[Holmberg]

He's pretty worn.

[Toledo]

Is he?

[Holmberg]

Teddy seen some stuff? Yeah.

[John]

Stuff he doesn't want to talk about.

[Holmberg]

Teddy won't talk about it. If Teddy was a living child, I'd be in jail. And not because I'm touching Teddy. Just the stuff I did to myself. Things I did to myself and to others. While Teddy sat on his perch, Teddy was in the room. When I tried to fold myself up.

[Toledo]

He had stadium Seats.

[Holmberg]

Oh, he had. He had the best seat in the house for me. Trying to see if it went in. I wonder if I can get this in my mouth. Teddy was there. And then the nerve of me to at night grab him and go, I'm just going to sleep with this guy now. He's just a quivering, quivering comfort. This guy just tried to blow himself and now he wants to hug me. Teddy's still on a shelf in the guest room. Always will be. All right, More.

[Toledo]

And the last one. No, no, this is not one. This is just someone eating flypaper.

[Holmberg]

No, she's eating flies off the flypaper of that kid.

[Toledo]

Almost got him.

[Holmberg]

Look, it's got me. That got me.

[Toledo]

That's pretty. It's real.

[Holmberg]

Don't do it. Should we just skip my videos today, then? Oh, my God. I can't see that. Oh, my God. You got the watery eyes.

[Toledo]

Just growing up, seeing those things hanging.

[Holmberg]

Out on storefront storefronts in the Midwest. They have those ugly there. Some people never ch. Change them.

[Toledo]

She found a gem.

[Holmberg]

I thought that was going to be granola everywhere for sure. I almost lost. It's still hanging around.

[Toledo]

How many did you have this morning?

[Holmberg]

I'm not.

[Toledo]

Don't do it. You want me to put it back up so we can get rid of it?

[Holmberg]

Go to break. Oh, God.

[Toledo]

That's the worst sound we've had on the air compared to.

[Holmberg]

Every time my. Every time my brain thinks of it. We found it. We found my button. There it is. I didn't know that. Oh, I just now discovered that after some of the stuff we've seen on my videos. Fly paper gets you. Really? A lady eating flies right off of it.

[Toledo]

Going back.

[John]

Maggots are okay.

[Holmberg]

I can't have that. That's my button.

[Toledo]

I didn't.

[Holmberg]

I didn't know that till just now.

[Toledo]

It got me last time.

[John]

Wait till Pablo gets in there. They're listening outside.

[Holmberg]

That's my button. Oh, man. It's. It's hanging around. It's on the verge. I'm surprised nothing came out.

[John]

Nothing came out.

[Holmberg]

It sounded like that was all dry a lot.

[Toledo]

Should have been some granola.

[Holmberg]

Should have been some coke. At least your eyes. Not that. Pablo, calm down.

[John]

Oh, at least your eyes have cleared.

[Holmberg]

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