11-27-25 - Did Toledo's Son Make Rent This Month And Where Does The Show Bet Stand? - Nov 2024 BO

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – 11-27-25

Episode: Did Toledo's Son Make Rent This Month And Where Does The Show Bet Stand?
Date: November 27, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, with Grant

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Overview

This episode revolves around the ongoing saga of Toledo’s son and whether he’s able to pay his rent, the associated bets among the show’s crew about when/if Toledo’s son will move back home, and a frank, comedic exploration of what lengths people might go to for rent money in hard times. The episode maintains Holmberg’s signature blend of humor, friendly ribbing, and candid discussions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Toledo Son Rent Bet

• Bet Status Review: The group revisits their ongoing bet on when Toledo’s son will move back in due to struggles paying rent.
  • Each team member had chosen a date; they're approaching the deadlines. (01:10–04:00)
• Financial Details:
  • Brady confirms he contributed $1,000 of the $1,275 in rent this month—Toledo’s son is short again. (02:04)
  • Rich: "So he’s short rent again." (02:34)
  • Brady: "He said, ‘I’m a little short.’ I’m like, okay…It’s on you. Either you get a notice of eviction here in a few days, that’s on you." (02:35)
• Bet Rule Debate: The crew debates whether the bet hinges on the announcement to move back or the physical return. They humorously compare it to “early voting.” (03:44–04:39)

2. Parenting Tough Love and Communication

• Reluctant Disclosure:
  • Brady shares his son is withholding details to avoid being nagged: "He’s not telling me things...He’s waiting. So the next news I’ll hear from him is that it’s paid." (05:18)
  • Rich jokes about how kids fear their parents riding them about responsibilities. (05:46)
• Modern Solutions for Young Adults:
  • Suggestions range from selling plasma to tongue-in-cheek ideas like starting an anonymous OnlyFans, with Rich leading the comedic 'advice.' (06:14–07:15)

3. The OnlyFans/Modern-Day Quick Cash Debate

(06:14–12:30)

• Mock Suggestions:
  • Rich quips: "Why can’t he do anonymous dick on OnlyFans and make money?" (06:20)
  • Everyone riffs on the potential and pitfalls of such schemes—Rich, especially, humorously considers the feasibility, lack of creativity, and the relative harmlessness. (06:37–07:41)
• Parenting Perspective:
  • Brady admits: "I can’t be judgy on that. All the stuff that I’ve looked at online, I mean, come on.” (08:38)
  • The hosts joke about whether, as dads, they’d care if it meant less financial strain at home. (08:29–08:33)
  • Rich: “Saves you $800.” (08:30)
• Changing Times:
  • The group acknowledges the world of anonymous online hustles, but most agree they’d have reservations or seek traditional routes (plasma, jobs) first.
  • Grant: "I'd have a tough time… you just feel dirty." (11:44–11:50)
  • Rich: “But sometimes that’s okay. ... Still did it.” (11:55–11:59)

4. Humorous “What Would You Do for Rent?” Scenarios

• Would You Instead…?
  • Discussion veers into whether the guys would do humiliating or weird things on camera—cake farts, for example—to pay the bills before direct nudity. (13:32–14:17)
  • Grant: “Embarrassing and humiliating.” (14:08)
  • Brady jokes about wasting food with cake farts. (13:43)

5. Failed Schemes and Old School Hustles

• Mushroom Farm Story:
  • Rich tells a tale of nearly investing in a friend’s ill-fated mushroom-growing side hustle as a young man, using it to illustrate the lengths people go to for extra cash (15:10–16:43).
  • Rich: "Turns out Grant’s not much of a farmer." (15:24)
  • The punchline is that the friend never delivered, and the taste of a mushroom from the “crop” nearly made Rich sick. (16:12–16:41)

6. The Eternal Parental Hope

• Ultimately, Brady just wants to see his son cover his portion — "All I want to know is that he's got his portion covered." (11:06)
• The group circles back to suggesting (sometimes hilariously questionable) options, but agree there are many (plasma, MLMs, jobs), and that young adults often exhaust all others before resorting to them. (17:43)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Brady (on his son being short on rent):
  • “He said, ‘I’m a little short.’...It’s on you. Either you get a notice of eviction here in a few days, that’s on you.” (02:34)
• Rich (about online hustling):
  • “Why can’t he do anonymous dick on OnlyFans and make money?” (06:20)
  • "If I could, without my face in it, fire off a few rounds for some dudes over in some gay community… I’d have done it in a heartbeat." (07:15)
• Parenting Perspective:
  • Brady: “I can’t be judgy on that. All the stuff I’ve looked at online, I mean, come on.” (08:38)
• On Modern Cashmaking:
  • Rich: “Saves you 800 bucks.” (08:30)
  • Host (on the desperation factor): “If you were broke and had a gaggle of gays that wanted to see your wiener and it would’ve paid rent, you’d have done it.” (11:17)
• Grant (on internet embarrassment):
  • “You just feel dirty.” (11:50)
• Mushroom Scheme:
  • Rich: “Turns out Grant’s not much of a farmer.” (15:24)
  • "Maybe I shouldn't be doing business with these people..." (16:41)

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Key Timestamps

• 01:10–02:40: Discussion begins on the rent deadline and bets surrounding Toledo’s son returning home.
• 02:43–04:39: Debate on when the bet is considered “won”—announcement vs actual move-in.
• 05:18–07:41: Parenting struggles with adult children, and the shift to outrageous ideas like OnlyFans.
• 08:17–12:30: Deep dive into the morality (or lack thereof) and humor of online hustles for cash, including parental perspectives.
• 13:32–14:17: "Cake farts" and which embarrassing gig they’d actually consider.
• 15:10–16:41: The story of the failed mushroom farm investment and hustling gone wrong.
• 17:43–18:22: Return to practical (and impractical) desperate measures: MLMs, plasma, etc., plus final jokes about what some people endure for money.

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Tone and Style

True to Holmberg’s Morning Sickness, the tone constantly straddles irreverence, brutal honesty, and brotherly jabs. The conversation is candid, rapid-fire, and unfiltered, using humor to explore real-life problems (parenting adult children, financial pressure) while never missing a chance for an offbeat or risqué punchline.

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For those who missed it:
This episode offers a hilarious but real look at struggles young adults face today, with the HMS crew offering both sincere reflection and wild comedic tangents about what it takes to pay rent (and win a bet). Expect laughs, some cringey imagery, and a surprisingly honest view of modern parenting and hustle culture.

Transcript

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[Rich]

The best of Homework's Morning Sickness 98 KUPD. But a bigger thing that's going on. It's November and I believe we have three days until the first deadline when Toledo's kid moves back. I don't remember if that was me. Am I the. Was I November 8th? You got the papers, Rich? We're closing in because I still didn't have a job. I think it was November 8th. You were around Thanksgiving and I think you were December. Yeah, correct.

[Host]

I was like I was right after Thanksgiving.

[Rich]

First week of December. I said the first week of November.

[Brady]

He'S gonna December 6th.

[Rich]

Okay, yeah. Then I'm November 8th. So my day's coming up. I'm gonna miss it would appear because I didn't think the gravy train would keep living this.

[Brady]

Well.

[Host]

Now he's redoing his house and stuff. So, you know, I mean that's probably.

[Rich]

Why he can support him and build a casita or something in the backyard for the boy. Did I have November 8th?

[Grant]

You did.

[Rich]

Okay, so I got three days. Have you paid rent this month for your son?

[Brady]

I have paid my contribution that we agreed to which is $1000 of the 1200, 775.

[Rich]

Well, that's pretty good. He only owes 500 bucks a month.

[Brady]

No, no, no. He owes. His portion is like 840.

[Rich]

Oh, okay. It's 15 something a month for the rent.

[Grant]

Yep.

[Rich]

Okay.

[Brady]

Talk to him on the 30th of October. I said, so how's the bank account look as far as rent goes? And got back the response that I was expecting.

[Rich]

Zero.

[Brady]

I'm a little short.

[Rich]

He's short rent again.

[Brady]

A little short. He said. I'm like, okay, Well, I go, it's on you. I go, so either you get a notice of eviction here in a few days, that's on you. I know, I know.

[Rich]

Oh, Rich, you're going to take this punch.

[Brady]

Hey, D. It's.

[Rich]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

So I made him go to the front desk and talk to the leasing manager. And the leasing manager said, well, you guys have paid like the day before the first, you know, for the first three months.

[Rich]

Pretty reliable.

[Brady]

You're good for a couple of days. So they told Alex, says, I've got a few days. And I'm like, okay. I go, how's that going? He goes, I've been busting my ass trying to. Trying to earn money. I said, okay. I said, just remember, the longer you go, you're already behind for December. And he's like, yeah, I know.

[Rich]

So you know what would work better? Alex? Hopefully he's listening. Just leaving on November 8th and coming up here and living with your parents again. Maybe John will take care of you. No, he won't.

[Brady]

He's not coming back until the week of Thanksgiving. So he made a point.

[Rich]

That's Brady's bet, and that's when he's going to feel, man, I should have never left.

[Brady]

Well, he's still. Brady is still in play because he. He hasn't told me if he's paid it yet.

[Rich]

Oh, man.

[Brady]

Asked a couple of times. I'm like. I'm like, dude. I go, we're going five days.

[Rich]

So are we going off of the announcement of when he's coming back or the actual.

[Host]

I thought it was the move.

[Rich]

Physical move back.

[Brady]

I thought it was the physical move.

[Host]

I thought it was the physical move.

[Rich]

Let's say tomorrow. He says, that's it. I'm moving out. Then I kind of win.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's right. You're closest with, but you can go home.

[Rich]

He still stays for a few days to get all of his belongings.

[Host]

I thought it was when we move.

[Rich]

Back, but I think the announcement of What? Because when he moves back, you know, I don't think that's right. I think there's a good chance today or tomorrow, is it.

[Grant]

Put it this way.

[Brady]

Brady's close.

[Grant]

I mean, basically saying I might have to go down.

[Rich]

Brady's guessing.

[Grant]

Get the rest of my stuff.

[Brady]

I would say you're out.

[Rich]

I'm not out. There's three days left, and he can make the announcement. He can't be physically moved in. But it's like Quincy Jones's vote. If he early ballot voted, it counts. It counts, sure. Same thing. If Alex says I'm out, I'm coming home. That's. That's technically ending it. So if he does that today, I win.

[Grant]

Perfect opportunity for the heart to heart.

[Brady]

But like Brett said, he's not out right away.

[Rich]

Yeah, well, he is still there. Like, he's emotionally checked out. He's got his plans to move in. He's done. Just like Brady's Thanksgiving guest is going to be pretty good.

[Host]

All right, Kamala, but I'm coming up. Just keep stretching it.

[Rich]

I'm just spinning that when he says it, he comes back up here for Thanksgiving and then starts the move. If he's not physically back in by like the 30th, then Brady should win, is what I'm saying. Like, if he says on Thanksgiving week tomorrow, I'm. I'm out.

[Brady]

I'm out.

[Grant]

And it takes him a couple days. That's.

[Rich]

That's me winning.

[Grant]

That's the announcement of coming back, the.

[Rich]

Announcement of saying this. This agreement is now over, and I'm walking away from this.

[Brady]

So here's. Here's the thing that what is happening a lot now, and I think you might have experienced this a little bit with your dad. You just. He's not telling me things.

[Rich]

Oh, he's.

[Brady]

He's waiting. So he's waiting to, like, the. The next news I'll hear from him is that it's paid. He won't tell me how short he is. He won't tell me how many days he's given it. He won't tell me any of that. So the next thing he's going to tell me is, hey, I got it paid. I know how this works because he doesn't want. He doesn't want me to ride him.

[Rich]

And then.

[Brady]

Which I'm not. I'm just told him I'm like cycle control. The only thing that's going to happen is they're going to boot you.

[Grant]

Because if he says I have it paid, that's fine. Maybe he doesn't well, that's the thing.

[Brady]

He won't lie to me because he knows that that's.

[Rich]

That that's on your ass. Yeah, he's in big trouble, all right.

[Host]

I think if he gets it paid, you're gonna look at his phone's gonna help out.

[Rich]

Sups? What's up?

[Host]

D pics are going out.

[Rich]

I got it paid. Yeah. Why doesn't he. Have you told him he can't send.

[Brady]

D pics to guys before that happens? I told him, go sell plasma. Please go sell plasma.

[Rich]

But why can't he do anonymous dick on only fans and make money?

[Brady]

Charlie's not doing that.

[Rich]

My buddy Brian and I were talking about that last night when that girl was taking all those pictures in the. In the aisle of the Suns game. I'm like, if I could. If I could. If I had the confidence that just showing my dick to people would get me a few bucks, I. In a heartbeat. What do I care if some dude in some other city is beaten off to my. I have four moves. The problem is my only fans page would be, like, the first four days. Like, ooh, me masturbating, laying down, repeat, sitting up, standing up, and maybe on my side, but that one's not going to go well.

[Brady]

And then the only four.

[Grant]

Haven't.

[Brady]

Haven't recycled the menu by now.

[Rich]

Yeah, but, I mean, they have so many other options. They can play with their boobs. I can't do anything.

[Brady]

I can play with your boobs.

[Rich]

Nobody's gonna want to watch that when I stand there.

[Brady]

You can play with your scars.

[Rich]

I have no creativity. I just start tugging it, and I guess that's it. And then it's hard with that. You gotta have the angle of the phone. I don't know how that works.

[Brady]

Ambidextrous.

[Rich]

If I. All I'm saying is, if I could, without my face in it, fire off a few rounds for some dudes over in some gay community. And they paid me. I should give it a try now. What do I care?

[Brady]

Kids trying to do school.

[Rich]

That's how you get through school nowadays.

[Brady]

If you're a girl, yes.

[Rich]

No. It's equal for everybody. Brett's, you know, you're a Kamala supporter. Everybody's. Even the glass ceiling's been broken. Our dicks are valuable.

[Brady]

Again, if you're listening, Elon, just block that for my kid, please.

[Rich]

You don't want him to send wiener shots for cash.

[Brady]

No.

[Rich]

Someday, though.

[Host]

Sup?

[Rich]

Sup? Sup? Sup?

[Brady]

Let me. Let me see how the finances go over the next year and we'll.

[Rich]

Sup. Broke Dick 69. My name's Trevor. Sup? Sup? Can I see it again? Yeah. I'm a little dizzy. I've been given a lot of blood. Ooh. Stop. No, don't. No, not now. Stop. Quit it. Eggplant emoji.

[Grant]

Stop.

[Rich]

All right, I'll do it one time. But if some guy started to handle, like, would you feel okay as a dad? If it's like some Dude's giving him 800 bucks just to show it on the Internet?

[Host]

Saves you 800 bucks.

[Rich]

Saves you money.

[Brady]

Yeah, probably.

[Rich]

Yeah. See, that's exactly what's a good dad would do. My dad would have been like, of course he's doing that.

[Brady]

I can't be judgy on that. All the stuff that I've looked at online, I mean, come on.

[Rich]

You're looking at a lot of daughters. A lot. You're looking at an awful lot of daughters making their way through school.

[Brady]

Bill Belichick's girlfriend.

[Rich]

That's.

[Brady]

Yeah, a lot of that. Three, four years away from that Mac.

[Rich]

If you hit him. You've been fishing lately, Bill. Yeah, I caught a big one, that mermaid. But yeah. So I'm just curious, like, if that's something like. You want him to sell plasma? Give his blood.

[Brady]

I want him to exhaust all other options first before we're going there.

[Rich]

Get that helmet on TV asap.

[Brady]

He's going to need a new Internet plan because he's going to have to get more bandwidth.

[Rich]

No, he's not. He doesn't have that big a one. He's not taking up bandwidth with his dicks. No matter how big it is, his dick pics are not going to. I'm going to need more bandwidth. That's arrogant. Hear the words you say sometimes.

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[Rich]

Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I have, I can tell you right now, a thousand dick pics. Your bandwidth, you can handle it. He's not gaming that hard, is he? And that's the thing. There's the catch right there. While he's doing a little Fortnite or whatever he plays, he gives a tug. That's a Twitch page.

[Brady]

Make sure your camera's on the right page.

[Rich]

It's a Twitch page.

[Brady]

You can't get naked on Twitch.

[Rich]

I don't know what it is. Only fans, gamers, where you kind of act like it's a twitch. You set it up, your head's not in it. You're just playing games and tugging while you're gaming.

[Brady]

I don't think I've seen that.

[Rich]

Instead, the game's gonna go down roads.

[Brady]

I have.

[Rich]

No, I don't. I'm making it up. So there's the game on tv. Let's say it's Grand Theft Auto. And up in the corner, usually it's PewDiePie or somebody, right? And he's talking. Instead, it's just a dude beating off.

[Brady]

The only person I think about that is Fitz, because Fitz does that all the time.

[Rich]

He beats off in the game.

[Brady]

No, but he's down in the corner.

[Rich]

Instead of his face. It's just. It's just. And he's earning rent, so. Saves you money. So think about it.

[Brady]

All I want to know is that he's. I guess all I want to know is that he's got his portion covered.

[Rich]

No matter how it happens, by any means necessary.

[Brady]

All I want to know. All I want to know.

[Rich]

I don't need details, but think of it for yourself. If you were broke and you had a gaggle of gays that wanted to see your wiener and it would have paid rent, you'd have done it. Yeah. Yeah. On the Internet. It's harmless. No touchy, no names, no face.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Rich]

Yeah. I mean, Brady would have considered that.

[Grant]

Yep.

[Brady]

And with my newfound cash.

[Rich]

You telling me that dead broke in college and you don't want to hit your parents up because they're like, what's that like? No, I know. I have no idea either. It was awesome being wealthy.

[Grant]

No, I. I would have a tough time with it.

[Rich]

Really?

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Rich]

Why? It's anonymous.

[Grant]

Doesn't you know, kind of like how you felt voting today? You just feel dirty.

[Rich]

Oh, I'd feel dirty. But sometimes that's okay. And you know what, Brady? I still did it. Still did it.

[Grant]

You did. So I. I mean, you do it.

[Brady]

What?

[Rich]

Show the D. Show the D for some gays if you're broke in college and stuff.

[Host]

Well, there's no face out there. I'd probably knock over a liquor store.

[Rich]

First, but Then you do some Robin.

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Rich]

You would do something illegal first. Yeah.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Host]

I'm gonna throw my D out there.

[Rich]

Because you're gonna get D thrown in you for robbing liquor stores if you get caught.

[Host]

That's true. I never thought of that.

[Rich]

Dumb.

[Grant]

You don't get caught.

[Rich]

Well, that's the thing. You don't get caught. But if you do, these are in your life. You might as well make it your own. Yeah, I don't understand that. That anonymous, that's gonna be really low on the list.

[Grant]

I mean.

[Rich]

Yeah.

[Grant]

I mean, if it's the last ditch effort, I'm gonna find out. It's a different other ways.

[Rich]

It's a different time. Evidently not.

[Brady]

Of course there's other ways. It's getting him to do those goddamn other ways.

[Rich]

It's a problem. The other ways exist, but you would.

[Grant]

Probably never suggest it to him.

[Brady]

Oh, I almost. Almost really cursed.

[Rich]

Yeah, you would never say, you know, it's time to start selling the dick to the game.

[Grant]

Start flashing.

[Brady]

There's no way.

[Rich]

There's a whole population of homosexuals that love to see young boys D. What are you waiting for? Yeah, you're right, Brady. There's other ways, but. Other ways? Someone has to hire you. This way you just show up, you know, Kind of strange, but it's the new way. It would be impossible for you, Holberg, to do an Only Fans video because your nose would keep getting in the way and people would recognize you.

[Brady]

Yeah, right.

[Rich]

Did you see the. The outline of my face in the back? Oh, that's Hol for sure. Cyrano de Wiener. I call myself Cyrano on my Only Fans page.

[Brady]

F you, Brady. You'd be doing cake farts if somebody paid your rent.

[Rich]

Would you do cake farts? All right, let's talk about that. You don't like the second way you.

[Grant]

Put the powder in there?

[Rich]

No, that's when you sit on a cake and fart on it.

[Host]

Oh, he would never do. That's wasting food.

[Rich]

Waste the cake.

[Brady]

Well, he'd portion out some.

[Rich]

Yeah, this part's no good.

[Grant]

It's not a full cake.

[Rich]

You know what else? It would taste just like that bitch's apple pie in the sewer drain I was in here. Cake farts. Would you do food fetish funny stuff anonymously if it paid a bill.

[Grant]

That's closer.

[Rich]

But you would embarrass yourself by farting in cake before you just whack off.

[Grant]

Embarrassing. Embarrassing and humiliating.

[Rich]

But one's hilarious and the other one's you. Farting in a cake.

[Grant]

Tough That's a tough call.

[Rich]

And none of your friends are gonna stumble across it and recognize you unless you start making noise and you just turn the sound off. That's crazy.

[Grant]

You just.

[Brady]

You would need one of those voice changers.

[Grant]

Yeah, that's the thing. You think everything.

[Rich]

I'm drinking off on the only fans Curvin Herbs anonymously.

[Grant]

Then you hear, dude, why'd you do it at your house? You go somewhere else for this.

[Rich]

In the back. You see that thing? Bogans established 2006.

[Brady]

Beer cans and fish.

[Rich]

It might be Brady's house. There's a girl sleeping on the floor.

[Grant]

That's what I'd be ordering.

[Rich]

Shh. Don't awake the angel. Anyway, I mean, I don't have kids, so I don't have to worry about this, but. I know. Thinking of myself at age 19, I almost invested in a mushroom farm.

[Brady]

What?

[Grant]

Yeah.

[Rich]

Oh, yeah. My friend Grant was gonna grow mushrooms in his yard.

[Brady]

Oh, Yeah, I remember.

[Host]

800 bucks.

[Rich]

Get 8,000 in two months. God damn it. Here's 800. No, wait a minute. I need to think about this. And sure enough, it never came to fruition because turns out Grant's not much of a farmer.

[Grant]

Did he break even?

[Rich]

He didn't ever do it. He took people's money. He's like, I couldn't get the product. I'm like, well, give us all. I didn't do it. Grant.

[Brady]

From Tony Romans.

[Rich]

Grant Steinberg.

[Grant]

You got your money back.

[Rich]

I never gave it to him. Oh. But the other guys chose not to invest. It was the early days of my pork opera. Maybe I should.

[Host]

Maybe I should.

[Rich]

No, but he. Yeah, a couple other dudes got in on it with him, and then they got some hydroponic crazy weird thing that they stuffed in his apartment. He had one of those apartments at a little tiny over in Dobson and Longmore. Those waterworks that used to be called the waterworks. They had like a little crossroom, roads, tiny backyard, but. So he had this box that he was going to grow mushrooms, and he guaranteed me it would start garnering four or five thousand dollars a month once he got these things.

[Host]

Cooking yards aren't that big. I mean, and he's getting investors involved.

[Rich]

He had. He had. He needed like five grand to get it started. And I think he got there, but he bought the box and he bought the stuff, and then the mushrooms never happened. Cause he's an idiot. And he tried to sell me by putting mushrooms on a pizza they ordered. And I bit one that tasted like dirt. Like, what is this? No, you're eating real mushrooms. Like, ah. I thought they looked funny. And then I got really mad and I started to throw up. And that's what I'm like, maybe I shouldn't be doing business with these people.

[Grant]

You're not the CEO I thought you were.

[Rich]

This is not how you pitch a product, sir. Besides, those taste like dirt. And he grew him in a bathtub. It was not good, but I was up for it. Now if Grant said, hey, I've got this thing, I'll just set up a camera. You alone and only you will see this video. You fire it off there in an anonymous room. And a bunch of gays are gonna pay to watch it. Do it. All right. They're not in the room with me, right? Oh, no, no. It's all anonymous. Across the world. You never know where they are. They don't know where you are. Man, this sounds good. I'd have done that for sure. I just don't have the confidence that anybody actually wants to watch me do that because it's ugly. It's not a pretty thing. But to each their own. Good luck to Toledo and his son. Anyway. As Toledo's World Turns continues on. We're just giving suggestions. You don't have to take them. Plasma's up there. I find that to be a little more.

[Grant]

There's always Dree and some other stuff. Get him in a multi level marketing deal.

[Brady]

Then he's got to buy the product.

[Host]

Don't you have to invest for it?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Rich]

Speaking of plasma, we talked to Thriller last week. Our the host of the Squares, Corey Walsh. And he gives plasma away and gets paid for it. And then because he doesn't get paid a lot working over at the AM station and realized yesterday that that meal we had at Ocean44 with those 12 people was about. It would have taken about 12 gallons of Cory's blood. Buy that.

[Brady]

Oh, my God.

[Host]

Cory.

[Rich]

He'd be an emaciated little Mr. Burns.

[Brady]

Be like a raisin.

[Rich]

I've given away all of my blood for one meal at Ocean44. I piloted a motor coach here. And I'm ready for my butcher's cut. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect 98.