11-27-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - 5x - Robot Dogs Will Monitor Mira Lago - Nov 2024 BO

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (Arizona) Episode: 11-27-25 – Entertainment Drill Segment (Nov 27, 2025)

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Episode Overview

This episode’s “Entertainment Drill” segment is a fast-paced, irreverent look at the latest happenings in pop culture, entertainment news, and celebrity tidbits, hosted by John Holmberg with regulars Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo. The team tackles topics ranging from viral sports altercations and the deployment of robot security dogs at Mar-a-Lago, to upcoming movie releases and a run-down of exceptionally old living celebrities. The tone is playful, sardonic, and deliberately provocative—classic “HMS.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jason Kelce’s Viral Altercation

• Jason Kelce Incident Recap: Jason Kelce (NFL), while leaving Beaver Stadium at Penn State, confronts an individual who hurled a homophobic slur about his brother Travis’s relationship with Taylor Swift.
• Reaction & Commentary: The hosts discuss whether Jason smashed the right guy’s phone, but note his reaction is a relatable, passionate outburst to clear provocation.
• Moral Takeaway: Holmberg argues that losing composure when deeply insulted is human nature, drawing a parallel to the “Christmas Story” film’s fight scene (03:10).
• Quote: “If someone calls you a name and makes you angry... there’s a good chance I’m going to mash something of yours if you’re attacking me with that stuff.” - John Holmberg (03:25)

2. Robot Dogs Patrolling Mar-a-Lago

• News Story: Mar-a-Lago is now reportedly securing its grounds with robotic “dog” units—a move away from traditional K9 security.
• Tech Confusion: Brady comically mixes up Boston Acoustics (speakers) and Boston Dynamics (actual robot dog manufacturer), leading to playful mockery by the hosts.
• Jokes About Security: Holmberg riffs on Biden’s dog issues and imagines “Elon Musk Dogs” as a futuristic threat deterrent (05:21).
• Quote: “Boston Acoustics are making robot dogs... Pablo is in charge of buying, ‘Mr. President, I bought you this awesome thing. It’s a dog made by speaker people that'll kill all your enemies…’” - John Holmberg (04:54–05:10)

3. New Movie Releases

• Heretic: Hugh Grant stars as a seemingly sweet man who invites Christian missionaries to his home, only for horrific things to ensure. The hosts reference “A Quiet Place” writer’s involvement (05:56).
• Elevation: Dystopian monster movie where monsters can’t go above 8,000ft. The hosts hilariously nitpick the premise: “You don’t bring the weak along to the strong party. Sorry, Thriller, but Thriller ain’t coming with us…” (08:09)
• Survival of the Fittest: Holmberg advocates for brutal logic in such a scenario, dismissing the idea of risking everyone to save one sick kid (07:43).

4. Long-Lived Celebrities

• List Rundown: The crew goes through a list of celebrities over age 90, sharing surprise at some names.
• Highlights:
  • Yoko Ono (91)
  • William Daniels (97, voice of KITT)
  • Barbara Eden (92)
  • Sir Michael Caine (90 and knighted)
  • Gene Hackman (94)
  • Clint Eastwood (94), William Shatner (93)
• Jokes About Age: The group imagines elderly celebrities in their roles, poking fun at their continued activity despite age.
  • Quote: “He’s 90 when he made [Cry Macho]. And then he punches a guy with what looks like... angel hair pasta...” - John Holmberg (11:28–11:43)

5. Best TV Shows of the 21st Century (List Discussion)

• Debate Over Rankings: The hosts react to a ranking list, questioning placements.
• Top Titles Mentioned:
  • The Wire (#1), Sopranos (#2), Succession (#3), 30 Rock (#4), Mad Men (#5)
  • Breaking Bad (#16), Better Call Saul (#7)
• Controversies: Surprise at Game of Thrones’ low ranking due to its lackluster ending.
• Personal Ratings: Holmberg and company agree on the supremacy of The Sopranos and advocate for Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Holmberg on Outbursts:
  “He had a moment where his anger and his passion got the best of him and he slurred out... It’s the way you feel.” (03:24)
• On Robot Dog Security:
  “Robot dogs will now protect the President... because Biden’s dog was eating everybody.” (05:21)
• Survival Commentary:
  “You don't bring the weak along to the strong party. Sorry, Thriller, but Thriller ain't coming with us. We gotta climb this mountain at 8,000 ft. You can't come.” (08:09)
• Aging Action Heroes:
  “He’s 90 when he made this [film]. And then he punches a guy... you might as well have just swung some angel hair pasta at him.” (11:28)
• On TV Rankings:
  “Sopranos is arguably the greatest of all time. I put Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad in that argument.” (13:15)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Jason Kelce altercation discussion: 02:28–04:24
• Robot dog security at Mar-a-Lago: 04:24–05:46
• Upcoming movies: Heretic & Elevation: 05:46–08:53
• Elderly celebrities rundown & jokes: 08:58–11:23
• TV show rankings debate: 11:56–13:15

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Tone and Style

The episode is marked by sarcasm, blunt opinions, and humorous tangents. No topic is too sacred for jest, and the fun comes from rapid-fire banter and a “nothing is off-limits” approach. The hosts keep things unpredictable and playful.

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Ideal for listeners looking to catch up on entertainment headlines and pop culture debates—with lots of laughs and no holds barred.

Transcript

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[D]

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[A]

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[D]

Jason Kelsey was at State College, Pennsylvania for the Penn State Ohio State game.

[A]

That's pretty good stuff.

[D]

Here he was walk outside of Beaver Stadium when a guy called Travis, hold on.

[A]

That stadium's called Beaver Stadium?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I didn't know that.

[D]

Always has been.

[A]

Penn State is Beaver Stadium. Thought it was Happy Valley. Oh, I know that. I just like to call it Happy Valley Stadium too. Huh.

[D]

So he the guy called his brother Travis a homophobic slur for dating Taylor Swift.

[A]

Homo F word.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Jason turned around, grabbed the guy's phone, smashed it on the ground and picked it up again. Yeah, the idiot, he said. When the idiot asked for his phone back, Jason called him.

[A]

He said, who's the homo F word now? Yeah, I watched this video, man. There's also a question whether or not he grabbed the right guy's phone, a phone, and mashed it into the earth. And not sure that's the dude who called him the homo F word.

[D]

Not the best look either way.

[A]

Either way it's passable. Yeah, enough with that stuff. If someone calls you a name and makes you angry. Look, we have degrees of murder. They'll allow you third degree crime of passion if you murder someone and there's justifiable reason. Same thing with the homo F word. If you call me the homo F word or someone I care about and are in my face doing it, there's a good chance I'm going to mash something of yours if you're attacking me with that stuff. Although it is stupid. He should have avoided it. And I'm going to say the homo F word back to you. That's the conversation the other guy started. So it's not Jason Kelce is not homophobic or needs to be canceled or anything else. He had a moment where his anger and his passion got the best of him and he slurred out of. Did anyone not watch Christmas Story? Remember when Ralphie was beaten up again and all those terrible words, he lost his mind and terrible, horrible words came flying out of his face. He can't help it. It's the way you feel.

[D]

You told me about this and I just saw the video on tmz. But the Mira Laga.

[A]

Mira Lago. No lago.

[D]

Mira logo. No mira Laga.

[A]

It's Lago, Brady. Like the Clint Eastwood movie where they painted the town red. The town of Lago, very good town. A lot of good people there didn't like the new sheriff so they kicked him out.

[D]

Just like a mama has robotic rovers prancing around those. I think Boston Acoustics makes them. Or the Boston.

[A]

Boston Acoustics are making robot dogs.

[D]

They've got a 10 inch subwoofer on.

[A]

The dudes that make speakers. Pablo is in charge of buying. Mr. President, I bought you this awesome thing. It's a dog made by speaker people that'll kill all your enemies on the side.

[D]

Boston Dynamics, they're patrolling the grounds. They're no longer. They're going to start using it because it can be controlled by someone. Just like a drone patrols the whole area.

[A]

Robot dogs will now protect the President. And you know why we did that, Brady?

[D]

They call them commanders.

[A]

That's right, because we had. Biden's dog was eating everybody. And then of course because of Biden, all these people came in and ate all the Secret Service dogs. These Haitians were everywhere, running around eating the Secret Service dogs. I like to seem to bite into that and not gonna happen. Not gonna happen. Gonna have robot dogs. The future Elon Musk Dogs.

[D]

In theaters this weekend. Heretic. That's the Hugh Grant movie where he plays a nice old man, opens his door to two young Christian missionaries.

[A]

I saw the.

[D]

This looks pretty same dude that did the script for A Quiet Place. Yeah, beyond this movie it does look creepy.

[A]

He's a nice old British man and two missionaries come to his house and then he just does horrible stuff to him.

[D]

Then the other one's called Elevation. Anthony Mackie and Morena Bakkerin star in this post apocalypse apocalyptic monster movie where the plan's been overrun by creatures that have wiped out most of humanity. For some reason they don't go anywhere higher than 8,000ft. So the surviving humans have to sit.

[A]

On top of mountains.

[D]

But his son has this bad sickle cell. No, he's got a disease. He needs to get an oxygen machine before he dies. So he's got to go down.

[A]

You don't take him with.

[D]

Not the kid. But Mackie is going down to get the machine.

[A]

I'm not taking the kid up on the mountain. We've got my choice. You've got a choice.

[D]

Well he was fine at first. It just got worse.

[A]

They knew about it going in. If they knew he had the disease before he started trekking up. That. That's like taking Thriller and you have to. Everybody's got to run 20 miles an hour. Story problems like carrying you around.

[D]

We need this machine.

[A]

No. Nope. You just die. You don't start looking for medical movie. No. That's just stupid. If I don't buy into the premise immediately that it looks like you're not gonna make it.

[D]

Starts getting sick and all sudden they need this machine and they don't have it.

[A]

This machine is not.

[D]

You're going down to get that machine.

[A]

The. I am. Do you hear the thing you said earlier about the 8000 and Below Fit monsters?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That keeps me from wanting to save the boy.

[D]

You got some guns.

[A]

You're an idiot. Well, that movie's stupid. You stay up there until someone brings you the machine. You make a couple of calls or you start shouting from the top of that mountain. Nobody comes. Just look at the boy and go. It was a nice run, Kid. Should have thought of that before. He's the only one with the respiratory problem. It's called collateral damage.

[D]

Too.

[A]

Nope. Collateral damage. Brady. The strong shall survive our new elevation living situation.

[D]

I don't want to watch him. Save him at 8, 000ft. I want to see some of these monsters. Yeah.

[A]

I want to see them down there.

[D]

And get into it.

[A]

What you do is throw the sick kid to the monsters. And then you run by him, try to get out of there. You chum them in a big way. You don't bring the weak along to the strong party. Sorry, Thriller, but Thriller ain't coming with us. We gotta climb this mountain at 8,000ft. You can't come. But I. No, Cory, I'm sorry. You're gonna make the monsters fat. He knows it. Heck, the way my food is right now, I'm standing next to Thriller. We're a buffet.

[D]

I'd carry you, but I have to carry my pizza oven.

[A]

I've also not taken you. I need rationings. You're not gonna be helpful along with it. Okay, we got a couple of pounds of. Well, that's gone. Where'd the food go?

[D]

Don't throw the bacon away.

[A]

It's been eight hours. I think we gotta start eating each other.

[D]

Here's a list of celebrities who are over 90 years old. A couple of them I didn't know.

[A]

Not Quincy Jones anymore.

[D]

Yoko ono.

[A]

No kidding.

[D]

91. Oh.

[A]

Start the clock. Yeah.

[D]

William Daniels.

[A]

Is he still Alive. The voice of Kit.

[D]

97.

[A]

Holy smokes. Yeah, he was the Kit voice. And he was Dr. Mark Craig. That's right. Dr. Mark.

[D]

Guess he was a Boy Meets World.

[A]

That's right. He was the teacher.

[D]

Robert Wagner. 94.

[A]

No kidding. Mr.

[D]

Hot. Barbara Eden.

[A]

Also number one, if you recall. Also the guy in the boat with Christopher Walken when they killed his wife. Barbara eden's in her 90s.

[D]

92.

[A]

Still make a run.

[D]

Michael Kane.

[A]

I knew that. It's 90 and she's still just 16 years old. What if he still sounds like that? Somebody go grab my insure. I need another enemy.

[D]

Maybe a little shaky. Or is united. Is it Sir Michael Caine?

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

He just released a new album. Willie Nelson is 91.

[A]

I haven't had a solid movement in over six years. He is knighted. Sir Michael Caine, 2000. A diaper full of night juice. I'm sorry, love. I can't get on one knee to be knighted. I'll erupt from the back end.

[B]

He's got two other distinctions, too. He was Commander of the Order of the British Empire.

[A]

That's right.

[D]

In 1993.

[B]

And commander of the Order of Arts and Letters.

[A]

And also haven't blinked since 1996. Don't blink.

[D]

I think it went further back than that.

[A]

No, blinking makes you weak.

[D]

And Gene hackman's last one, 94. The other ones we know.

[A]

Well, Clint's closing in, right? He's 89.

[D]

I think Clint Eastwood is 94.

[A]

He is, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Goodness. And Morgan Freeman's got to be right knocking on that door as well.

[D]

He's still in his 80s.

[A]

Clint is 94 years old. He's really. I mean, like, I know he's 94, but, like, from Gran Torino to now, man, that dude. Did you ever watch Cry Macho? No, I didn't see that one. Gran Torino. And I was done.

[D]

Watch it.

[A]

Do yourself a favor. Bad or that? Good. It's so hard.

[D]

He still got it, man.

[A]

Ladies still want to bone this old fella. He's 90 when he made this. And then he punches a guy in the face with one of what looks like you might as well have just swung some angel hair pasta at him. And he hits him. And the guy goes, oh, I'll be back, old man. It's like the punch hurt so bad. This cartel member had to run.

[D]

Squares off. He's scared.

[A]

He squares up against him. The guy's like, oh, I don't want any of that. When literally it's, hey, you bastard. It's A Dying in the Wind out there.

[D]

William Shatner's 93.

[A]

He looks great.

[D]

The 50 best TV shows of the 21st century. All 50. Here we go.

[A]

No, the Office has to be on top of that. 30 Rock has to be on Seinfeld.

[D]

30 Rock is number four.

[A]

Sopranos. Seinfeld was the 90s.

[D]

Number two.

[A]

Breaking Bad is.

[D]

This surprised me. Breaking Bad is on the list. They came in at 16.

[A]

Well, better call Saul changed Breaking Bad, I think. I think Better Call Saul was better. I'd put it up top with Sopranos, though.

[D]

They put it at number seven.

[A]

Better Call Saul. Better Call Saul's a great show.

[D]

What's top five?

[A]

What's number one?

[D]

Top five. The Wire, 30 Rock Fire was in.

[A]

The 90s, wasn't it?

[D]

The Wire, 2002 through 2008. Succession number three, Sopranos, number two.

[A]

Game of Thrones is gonna be on The Mad Men is number one now.

[D]

Should be both.

[A]

Mad Men. You and I will both. That's not even an Italian thing. No, I agree. I'm not Italian, and I couldn't agree more. Yeah, Game of Thrones didn't make the list.

[D]

Did not. In the top 20. Wow.

[A]

Because it's so bad at the end.

[D]

Oh. Jack Horseman, number 10.

[A]

Not so bad.

[D]

Freaks and Geeks. It's on the bubble. It started in 99.

[A]

Yeah, it's close.

[D]

It's about the only.

[A]

Sopranos is arguably the greatest of all time. I put Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad in that argument. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.