11-27-25 - FULL SHOW - THANKSGIVING THURSDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD BO

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode: 11-27-25 – FULL SHOW – THANKSGIVING THURSDAY
Date: November 27, 2025
Host(s): John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Podcast: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Episode Overview

This Thanksgiving episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness serves up the show’s signature blend of edgy, irreverent humor alongside topical Arizona (and national) chatter. While Thanksgiving gets a few mentions, this episode is a showcase of the crew’s rapid-fire opinions about controversial news stories, modern scandals, generational culture gaps, the absurdities of American politics, and more. Expect everything from pointed jabs at corrupt organizations to off-beat philosophical rules for relationships, AI-driven infidelity, and even a deep dive into the dangers of unexpected clowns.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Political Scandal, NAMBLA, and Weaponized Endorsements

(Starts ~00:33 | Ends ~10:20)

• NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association) is back in the news, with fake campaign signs in Phoenix/Scottsdale falsely alleging local Democratic candidates were endorsed by the group.

• The crew riffs on how any mention of NAMBLA “endorsing” a candidate is a surefire way to tank a campaign, and how accusations like this are weaponized during election season.

• John Holmberg is uncompromising in his condemnation:

  “If you are a member of NAMBLA, hang yourself immediately, please. I don’t say that with any sort of joking tone in my body.” (05:15)

• The group debates First Amendment “rights” vs. organizational legitimacy, drawing comparisons to hate groups (“it’s like being in the Klan…”).

• Spoofed campaign manager riff:

  “Great news. We got NAMBLA, Proud Boys, and goons.” – Toledo (03:40)

• Memorable Moment:
  The crew jokes about what fake political endorsements they might accept, riffing on the old “football phone” mail-in offers, and concludes with a unifying call to sanity:

  “We as Americans can all agree: NAMBLA, no matter what their political leanings, don’t represent anyone.” – Holmberg (07:30)

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2. Sliding Scale for Age of Consent & Relationship Rules

(10:20 – 17:30)

• Holmberg introduces his “sliding scale” age of consent idea, citing his own awkward late-teen years and what he sees as flaws in the current system.

  “If you’re under 18, you should only be allowed to date under 18-year-olds. If you’re, like, 19, you should be able to date, like, 16 and up. …I think it should move with you…” (11:20)

• They riff on high-profile examples, like Stephanie Seymour and Roman Polanski.
• The crew also discusses “alimony rules”—if you’re collecting, you can’t date someone younger until you’re done; if you break this, you lose alimony.

  “If someone’s paying you alimony, you can’t have a young twink a treat!” – Holmberg (15:00)

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3. Accidental On-Air Language & The Michelle Beadle 'Nuggets' Incident

(18:48 – 33:32)

• The show dissects sportscaster Michelle Beadle’s viral mishap, where she misspoke “Nuggets” and it almost turned into a racial slur during a live sports podcast, and the ensuing social media calls for her firing.
• Holmberg and Toledo explain the anxiety broadcasters have over “danger” words and share stories of near-misses and actual on-air mistakes.
• Quote:

  “If you’re talking live, your brain goes, ‘don’t say the wrong thing’—and sometimes your mouth just puts the worst possible word right there.” – Holmberg (21:30)

• They lampoon cancel culture and bemoan the lack of grace for unintentional mistakes, noting that even “the apology will kill you faster than the actual mistake.” (33:32)
• Holberg calls out the absurdity in linguistic tightropes (e.g., “Nuggets,” “Dinger,” “Knickerbockers”) and the dangers for live broadcasters.
• Notable segment:

  "If you’re a card-carrying NAMBLA member...I don’t want to be a member anymore. I’m done. I’m out on anything NAMBLA’s in on.” (08:30)

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4. AI Lies & Modern Relationships

(42:37 – 53:02)

• Holmberg presents a news story of a US Marine whose image was used in global romance scams, leading to his wife receiving calls from all over the world accusing him of infidelity.
• The group jokes about how AI gives cheaters a new excuse: “It wasn’t me. It’s AI.”

  “Now it’s AI and you can say, ‘Oh my god, these videos of me having sex…That’s your car—it’s AI!’” – Holmberg (47:02)

• They lampoon the (implausible) scenario of one guy being used for so many scams, with tongue-in-cheek advice for those facing similar “problems.”
• Running gag: If random international bombshells call and claim to have slept with your Arizona husband, just blame deepfakes.

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5. Fan Fashion at the Suns Game & Observational Riffs

(~53:00 – 59:30)

• Post-game observations: Holmberg attended the Suns game versus Philadelphia and provides colorful descriptions of outlandish or revealing fan attire and the strange cultural contrasts between fans.

  “Philadelphia fans are a special group of really ugly people.” (53:04)

• Detailed (and explicit) breakdowns of standout female fan attire.
• Riffs segue into food at the arena and chicken tender comparisons.

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6. Science, Apocalypse, and Last-Minute Decisions

(60:56 – 66:00)

• Science fact: If the Sun exploded, we’d have 8 minutes and 20 seconds before earth is vaporized. The group debates what they'd do with that time, landing mostly on gallows humor, raunch, or thinly veiled anxiety.

  “If you can maintain an erection during the sun exploding, I think you got something else on your mind. If you can, I’m impressed.” – Holmberg (63:05)

• Ridicule of “what would you do in last 8 minutes?” clichés.

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7. Baby Name Trends & Generational Culture

(68:12 – 70:55)

• The crew mocks the concept of a “baby name consultant.”

  “If you need help naming it, you’re not gonna do too well raising it.” – Holmberg (71:06)

• A rundown of hot new trends: “grandpa” names for girls like Max, Lenny, Teddy and naming reversals.

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8. Secret Service Code Names & Presidential Trivia

(72:09 – 77:06)

• Detailed segment listing Secret Service code names for presidents and family members (“Lancer” for JFK, “Renegade” for Barack, “Mogul” for Trump, etc.), interspersed with speculation and more irreverent jokes about each.
• Notable for humor around the nicknames and the institutional quirks of American government.

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9. Bizarre Home Repairs & Unexpected Discoveries

(78:05 – 80:31)

• Canadian couple discovers 110 stuffed animals used as insulation in their home’s walls.
• This leads to a sidetrack about childhood toys, nostalgia, and unrelated TikTok tangents.

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10. Hall of Shame: Eating Flypaper & Personal Revulsion

(82:10 – 83:54)

• Toledo shows a video of a girl eating flies off flypaper. It becomes the most viscerally revolting segment the hosts have experienced.
• Holmberg:

  “We found my button. I didn’t know that, just now discovered it after some of the stuff we’ve seen…” (83:35)

• Off-mic, the crew nearly loses composure, and Holmberg ends up gagging.

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11. Election Anxiety, Apocalypse Talk, and Passive-Aggressive Relatives

(85:12 – 92:34)

• The hosts discuss family group texts, doom-laden religious relatives, and the performative nature of modern “end-of-the-world” fears—be it hurricanes, presidential elections, or viral prophecy.
• They lampoon every election’s “most important ever” framing.

  “Every single one of ‘em is the most important election of our lifetime. …They’ve said that every four years I’ve been alive.” – Holmberg (90:57)

• Satirical takes on TV personalities, voting for candidates based solely on looks, and regional ballot confusion.

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12. Crime Segment: The ‘Killer Clown’ Murder

(104:13 – 115:08)

• Discussion on a notorious Florida murder: A woman disguised as a clown shot her romantic rival in the face and got away with it for 27 years, eventually serving a light sentence and being released.
• Crew agrees women often get lighter sentences for murder, especially for “crazy” crimes like clown killings.
• PSA from Holmberg:

  “Do not, I repeat, do not answer the door for a clown you don’t expect.” (104:51)

• Entertaining rants about “rogue clowns,” childhood clown terror, and types of gigs that should be suspected.

  “Clowns are evil. Always will be.” (110:32)

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13. Toledo’s Kid & Gen Z Hustle

(120:15 – 133:05)

• Ongoing saga: Will Toledo’s son pay rent or have to move back in with his parents?
• The gang jokes about raising rent money, selling plasma, or reluctantly starting OnlyFans—culminating in discussion over "anonymous D-pics."
• Holmberg:

  “What do I care if some dude in some other city is beating off to me...? If you were broke and you had a gaggle of gays that wanted to see your wiener and it would have paid rent, you’d have done it!” (129:11)

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14. Entertainment Drill: Jason Kelce, Robots, Movie Picks, & TV Lists

(137:56 – 148:55)

• Jason Kelce smashes a fan’s phone after a homophobic slur about his brother.
• Trump’s Mar-a-Lago is now patrolled by robotic police dogs, not Secret Service canines.
• They breakdown movies (“Heretic”; “Elevation”) and mock the premises, especially illogical science fiction elements.
• Longevity list: Celebrities still kicking at 90+ (Yoko Ono, William Daniels, Barbara Eden, Clint Eastwood, William Shatner, etc.)
• Best TV shows of the 21st Century (Top 5):
  1. Mad Men
  2. The Sopranos
  3. Succession
  4. 30 Rock
  5. The Wire
• Holmberg: “Sopranos is arguably the greatest of all time. I put Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad in that argument.” (148:42)

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “If you are a member of NAMBLA, hang yourself immediately, please. I don’t say that with any sort of joking tone in my body.” – John Holmberg (05:15)
• “Now it’s AI and you can say, ‘Oh my god, these videos of me having sex…That’s your car—it’s AI!’” – Holmberg (47:02)
• “If you’re broke and you had a gaggle of gays that wanted to see your wiener and it would have paid rent, you’d have done it!” – Holmberg (129:11)
• “Do not, I repeat, do not answer the door for a clown you don’t expect.” – Holmberg (104:51)
• “Clowns are evil. Always will be.” – Holmberg (110:32)
• “Every single one of ‘em is the most important election of our lifetime. …They’ve said that every four years I’ve been alive.” – Holmberg (90:57)

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Memorable Moments & Humor Beats

• Holmberg’s hardline, dark comedic stance on NAMBLA.
• Recurring “dealbreakers” in politics and dating.
• Running jokes about “football phone” mail-in promos and fictitious campaign endorsements.
• Group recounts moments of on-air cursing—honest, self-deprecating broadcaster stories.
• AI-fueled marital alibis and fantastical sexcapade coverups.
• Visceral reaction to the video of a woman eating flypaper.
• Ongoing pay-rent-or-move-home wager on Toledo’s son, leading to wild schemes about selling plasma or feet pics.
• Bizarre clown murder story raising existential questions of true crime, gender, and Florida weirdness.

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Episode Summary

This Thanksgiving episode of "Holmberg’s Morning Sickness" is a loopy, fast-paced, and unfiltered journey through current events, hypothetical dilemmas, and jaw-dropping oddities. With its signature blend of crass observational wit, cultural commentary, and anything-goes satire, the show lampoons everyone from nefarious lobbying groups and phony political scandals to relationship scammers, AI cheaters, and serial killer clowns. The chemistry among the crew—Holmberg’s sharp provocations, Brady’s gullible enthusiasm, Rich’s exasperated realism, and Toledo’s steady straight-man energy—keeps the show unpredictable, hilarious, and never, ever safe for brunch with grandma.

Don’t listen for wholesome Thanksgiving comfort—listen for a raw, unfiltered look at the week’s news and the weirdness that is Arizona life, delivered 100% in the voice and spirit of the morning crew.

Transcript

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[Toledo]

Can't we ban it because supposedly maybe the boy part of it is no.

[Brady]

They'Re all in on the oh, it's kids and there's no reason we can't like them and should be. I don't know. I don't know. The North American Man Boy Love association has been popping up and I don't know, it's falsely tied. Like they're saying that Arizona District 4 legislative candidates are getting endorsed by NAMBLA.

[Toledo]

It's NAMBLA.

[Brady]

Look, if you want your Candidate to win, just throw out some news that NAMBLA supports your opposition and you're pretty much gonna get there. But every who's gonna ever say, yep, nambla's behind me. It's immediately going to get discounted as. But NAMBLA has to support someone, right? They're nambla, but they're still citizens. So some NAMBLA people have to vote. And for some reason, we can't stop NAMBLA like that. Like that can't be. That's not freedom of speech. I guess it is, unless you're acting on it. It's like being in the clan. You can say all the horrible things you want, but as long as you don't do anything or make threats anyway. The political signs near the city line on Phoenix and Scottsdale falsely alleged. Two Democratic state legislative candidates were endorsed by nambla. NAMBLA is a group of people that want to abolish age of consent laws. Whether they're acting on it or not, that's something they have to get caught doing. But they are pretty loud about like this whole 18 year old thing that needs to go. Karen Jeffs. Karen Gresham. Yeah. Oh, Warren Jeffs. He just started his own thing. Karen Gresham is running for the State of House. House of Representative. State House of Representatives. Christine Marsh, running for reelection for the state Senate, told the Republic their respective campaigns were not endorsed by nambla. It's falsely alleged. But what if you are?

[Toledo]

Great news. We got NAMBLA proud boys and goons.

[Brady]

Edging that phone call. Hello, Representative Marsh? Yes. There's your campaign manager, Dave. Hi, Dave. What's going on? I got a couple of good endorsements this week. I got the Brotherhood Electrical Workers. They're in. Oh, that's fantastic. That's a great union. I love those guys. The Diamondbacks have a couple of players that want to go public with. That's fantastic. Hopefully they're starters. Also. Nambla. Oh, my God. What do we do? We'll just claim it's a lie. Great idea. What happened? What did I say that made NAMBLA like me? God knows what it's we don't know.

[Toledo]

Or it's like, no, we are not doing it. They have $3 million they want to put the. Yeah, they're in.

[Brady]

Let's look a little deeper into this Nambler then. Yeah, they got 3 million bucks. They want to buy you some signs. As long as they can put their name on it. How can we hide that? They had nine signs they had been removed in October and more are out there. The signs were found along Scottsdale Road in the loop 101. But the fake. They're fake political signs. Whoever's doing that, it's probably wildly illegal to do that, right?

[Toledo]

Gotta be.

[Brady]

Yeah. Can't mess around. I do have to say, and I forgot his name yesterday. I was driving up 24th street and they got loads of signs just littering the whole road all the way through the Biltmore, all the way up to Lincoln, and then Lincoln turns into this trash dump of crap. One dude, and you are a brilliant man, is doing roof recoding. Travis or Trevor. I meant to remember your name, but I was giggling too much and he just put it in the middle there. Roof recoding. Got his phone number on there. I'm like, that's the only one. I saw that. I said that dude, smart, genius. He put him up in all these political signs. It's free advertising. And I'm sure somebody will come by and put. He can't do that. Like, you can't just put advertising. Why not? They can. Because if you start that, it'd be non, non stop silliness. But yeah. So there you go. And if you are a member of nambla, hang yourself immediately, please. I don't say that with any sort of joking tone in my body. Hang yourself, NAMBLA member. You're not making a point any of us are with just sit in your weird little basement masturbating with a lava lamp to like Pixar movies and then grab a rope and end it because you aren't part of this. Whatever it is we're doing now, you're done. I don't want them around if you found out. I get people downstairs like, hey, he's a great guy. He's a member of nambla. Like, that's an immediate deal breaker. I met the best guy ever. He loves it. He likes to dress me up like Little Bo Peep. Oh, yeah, Well, I think that's probably because he's a Nambler, but he's got a great job. Wait, back up. What? Deal breaker get with you.

[Toledo]

A NAMBLA membership, A football phone sweatshirt.

[Brady]

Hold on a second. You give me a football phone, I might sign up. For the first six months I was a member of Amblo, but it was because of the football phone. I got a T shirt. Oh, Sports Illustrated used to get me every time. Football phone, Forget it. I would run to my dad. We got get Sports Illustrated. We already get it. Get it again. Double down. Let's get two subscriptions. Give me that football phone. And he recognized the football Phone was a piece of and wouldn't do it. I didn't. But if NAMBLA started giving away football phones endorsed by the NFL, I mean, they get a whole big old can of worms. You got to get through there. But nambla, again, I don't know how you guys have survived this long. You sure have. I heard about nambla in the 80s. It won't go away. And I don't. And then of course I get this guy says, of course NAMBA supports the Democratic candidate. See, don't do that. We're not on either. We as Americans can all agree nambla, no matter what their political leanings, don't represent anyone. Can we just go there? Can we not make this about Kamala and Trump and just can we agree on that? NAMBLA might come out for the Democrats, but even the Democrats are like, no, no, no, no, no, we don't want them. Maybe they are. Maybe you do have to look yourself in the mirror and go, am I, am I appealing to nambla? Is NAMBLA hearing me going great ideas? Because then maybe you've got something that you should probably change about. But I don't know that I've heard any political candidate, whether I agree or disagree with them completely, that makes me think, well, that's pretty NAMBLA ish of them. They're really kind of walking the NAMBLA type tightrope there. No. And if you are a card carrying NAMBLA member, like, I have my Moose card. I'm a member of the Moose, the lodge, if on there at all, says NAMBLA meeting Friday. I don't want to be a member anymore. I'm done. I just, I'm out on anything NAMBLA's in on and that's. And you can use that as a weapon. So I can't imagine nambling going out and saying we support a candidate like that. Seems like a trick and pretty heady of you that, like, you know what?

[Toledo]

I wasn't thinking about joining until they made this move.

[Brady]

Well, it strikes me as the wacky Republican going out there going, you know, it'd be hilarious. They got drunk, they made signs, and then they just, let's put them out. And they don't like whoever Christine Marsh is. Like, it's probably their neighbor. Probably has nothing to do with politics. Assuming liberal bitch is always calling the HOA on me. And then he put a sign out and he and his friends have it in the garage and they're like, what's that? She's my neighbor. She's running for the House Senate. We should Put those up. Okay. And then they go out and they hammer them in there. And then they giggle like crazy and it's, It's. There's no way NAMBLA actually steps out and does it because then they'd have to actually have a meeting to where they said. So let's go to Staples. We'll get them printed up real quick. Man, we can do this. I want to go to Staples with that. Hey, I want these Christine Marsh things sponsored by nambla. The guy. And then you'd have to run Trevor behind the counters. Trevor might be in on it too, bruh. Christine March can eat my D. And then he prints out 10 of them. These are on the house, bro. You guys are doing God's work. We put up NAMBLA signs. Yeah, that is. That's for drunks. Only drunk people do that. Hilarious. But yeah, I don't. I don't think that NAMBLA can speak for anyone outside of nambla. And again, that's my political stance. If you're a member of nambla, hang yourself. You are of no value to our nation and I don't want to hear your argument. Well, I mean, think about it, John. If we lowered the age of cons. Nope. Nope. No.

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

Nothing good comes from lowering the age of consent. Tell me one positive. Well, you could. Nope. What you're gonna say next is bad. No. Nambla. No. Well, that's a pretty strong stance I've taken and I think the show's behind me. We are firmly against members of nambla. If you are a member of NAMBLA and you're listening, our main reason is so they can vote earlier, get more votes. Now hold on a second. They gotta send them to war too. Then a whole bunch of children to war. Unless you've got one of those ratings meters. If you're a member of nambla, leave. But if you are a ratings holder, please, for God's sake, stick around. We all know that all the NAMBLA ratings people listening to KDKB anyway. Yeah, we're good. We're fine. They weren't listening to this show because I think they can sense that we have that whole age of consent is a good attitude. That's a great path. That age of consent thing seems to be kicking ass. Don't you think they should lower? Now here's what I would argue of age of consent. Uh oh, it's. It should be a sliding scale. I don't like seeing 22 year old guys going to jail for dating a 17 year old. That's gonna be 18 in a couple of weeks. So I think it should move with you. You know what I mean? Like, if you're. If you're under 18, you should only be allowed to date under 18 year olds. If you're like 19, you should be able to date, like, 16 and up. If you're 20, 17 and up 21, it kicks in at 21 when you start drinking. Then you can't date anybody under 18. It just kind of moves for a couple of years with you because you're still kind of stupid. When I was 19, I still. I looked like I was 12. So, like, the only girls that actually liked me were 16 or 17 years old. Couldn't even score with them. It didn't matter. But that was, like, where my wheelhouse was. Girls who were older than me looked at me like, why would I date him? He's like, the awful. And they were right. Then I kind of manned up a little bit. I grew, and I was like, now I can start maybe going after girls my own age. But when I was at Tony Roma's and I was a waiter, the hostesses were the target because they were hot. And they were all like, 16 and 17 years old. And I'm 19. That's not so bad. I shouldn't go to jail for that. Let that move. So if NAMBLA's in on sliding scale, age of consent, she want a grade on the curve, basically, kind of. I actually would like a judge to go. She does look like she's about 24. All right, give him a year in jail. Like, it's not as bad. You don't get the pedophile rap or the, you know, child molester thing.

[Toledo]

Here's the founder, David Thorstein.

[Brady]

He looks like a pedophile. He's just the hair. I can tell you he's a namble. I say that about people and I'm like, every time I drive by PETA jungle, I'm like, look at. I go in there, but there's a nambler going in. I point out namblas all the time. I'm a judgmental prick, and I do it constantly. It's how I've survived this long. The age of consent thing has to slide, and I think it should go on even further. If you're a woman and you're in your 40s, you should date younger men at all. There should be. They should flip on them. Like, once a lady hits 40, something, she has to date 40 and up. She can't go backward, destroy the life of some young man. Those cougars going to do that, right? Stop being cougars because it'll encourage them not to wear those clothes and try to dress like their daughters and stuff. Start dressing age appropriately. You can wear it though, right? 70 year old men. We're not gonna allow you to go anywhere lower than 19. I don't like that. We'll move that up 1. We'll move that up 1. 18's ridiculous. What's wrong with you? Disgusting pervert. 19 is the line for you women. It's based on your looks. We'll send you to jail. If a parent of a 25 year old girl.

[Toledo]

You have to apply.

[Brady]

You have to apply with the parents in the state. See, like is she hot enough to. Well, let him bone you once. But this can't be a relationship. Like even Kate Beckinsale. And look at that. She's crazy. Like a woman wanting to date a 20 something year old guy is crazy. Boning him. That's different. Matt Rife and Kate Beckinsale. And what'd he come out of there? She's crazy. Like I could have told you that. She wouldn't have boned some 22 year old guy. Dudes, it's a little different. Age appropriate because I say a woman in her 40s that wants to just. I just want to get laid and I want a gu. Wants to have sex all the time. They're out there. You just. They were called your husbands and you stopped boning them. Like they weren't, they weren't out of the game. You decided to dry up for them. So the rule has to be. How about this rule? If there is a guy paying you monthly because of the divorce, you can't date anyone three years younger than you until the. So the alimony payments are over. He can't fund your new boy tour. Right. And if you do slip up and bang a young man, the alimony is cut off.

[Toledo]

It's like pursuing a job. Part of that kind of like if you get a job, then the, you know, you get the money as long as you're looking for a job.

[Brady]

But you cannot look for the Cliff Kingsbury. You're under contract. Yeah, but you can't live on this. If you, you have to seek another job, you can't just rely on the fact that it's guaranteed employment. I like my new rule. If someone's paying you alimony, you can't have a young twink a treat. You can't have a treat. Same goes for a woman who's paying. Doesn't happen. Never happens. It's a fantasy but, like, look, if Oprah breaks up with Stedman, he's not allowed to go out and get some teen squish on her dime. Fair. I guess that's a pretty good rule. Like, if Brady gets divorced right now, Ronnie can't go off with some, you know, college junior while he's shilling out a check every month and paying his tuition. And one of Brady's complaints on why this was was alienation of affection. There was no sex in our relationship. And I got to cut you a check for a couple grand every month while you go out and have all the sex that I was willing to provide you. Just because no deal is off, I'm not paying for your party. I like this rule. So this is my answer to nambla. I don't like the. I don't like that I'm in that group. Kind of like trying to make it better. But this is called logic and reason. Nambo's got to go. Yeah, that's what I say. All right, I think we've made some new rules here. I should run for something. And maybe Namblo would sponsor me. And try to ruin my career.

[Toledo]

You got the endorsement.

[Brady]

Got the endorsement from them. I do have the sliding scale of age. But look, if you're 24 and you're dating an 18 year old, that's fine, isn't it? In most people's eyes. But if she's 17, it's against the law, Right? How far do you slide though?

[Toledo]

17.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. I think the rule is drinking. I think it's a three year gap until you're 21 and then 18. That makes sense. So 19, 16 is the youngest you can go. 18, 15 is the youngest you can go. And that's pushing us.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I don't know why you're finding them. She's got to be pretty special. I was in a house with Stephanie Seymour when she was 14. She was dating a guy who's 43 and they moved to France together. There are exceptions. Polanski. I'm telling you, Stephanie Seymour, 14, was still. I didn't even know that's who that was until a couple years ago, maybe a year ago. I think I told you that story. She was in our kitchen. What, just found that out? Yeah, I think it moves forward. You know, it's debatable. In 16 to 18, 17, 19, you know, one of those things. But 21, you gotta start dating over 18. Cause drinking is involved, right? Legally. And ladies divorced, collecting alimony can't date men. Younger than them, on their ex husband's dime. Fair. Wildly fair. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said, fully erect at the hke p. D. The rest of holmberg's morning sickness. This is the big red radio, and it's basically. Welcome to the Brett vesely hour, because this is going to get weird real fast, because all the news stories yesterday and this morning that I was kind of keeping my eye on are, uh. Oh, what's Brett gonna do with this?

[Toledo]

What?

[Brady]

You see what happened to Michelle beadle? No. The sportscaster. Uh, she does a show for our good friends at fanduel. Right. Okay. And it's like a podcast. So she's doing this thing with a couple of former players and stuff, and they're just. They're. I can't even play it. Why not? Well, Brett. I can't play it. First off, I can't play it. Second, I'm debating whether or not she's gonna get fired. I know she shouldn't, but she's probably gonna get fired. So in the middle of this thing, they're breaking down a game with the Denver nuggets. Okay. She misspeaks a little bit. Stumbles over words. It happens. Nuggets comes out with an I in it. Yes, that's right. I actually literally watched him work the Alphabet for a second.

[Toledo]

Went to the tiles.

[Brady]

That's how you spell nuggets. N, u, g, g, I, t, s. No, no. You move the eye over to another spot. So it's. Yeah. So stop. Now you've figured it out.

[Toledo]

I know.

[Brady]

This is why I think I woke up in a good mood. So she says this, and the two black guys on the podcast lose it. One of them. And she goes, all right, don't make a thing of that. It's not even a word. And that's exactly what I would have said.

[Toledo]

All right?

[Brady]

That's not a word. I slipped up. And the dude on the show, like, head down, just starts pounding his hand in the thing. He's, ah, you're gonna get. You're in trouble now. And he knew it. But he's playing. Yeah. He's having a playful, fun moment with it. Then that horrible thing known as social media gets hold of it and starts just going. She uses it every day in her normal life. You don't just slip up and say that. You know how many times, Brady? I think every human being who's got a microphone in front of their face has a fear of the words they can't say, which is why the word country Is always a struggle for everybody. And it almost seems like your brain goes, watch this. And it makes you stutter. Country. Yeah. Every broadcaster I've ever talked to in my life, in fact, it happened to Major Garrett. Is that his name? Major Garrett? Was it.

[Toledo]

Is it Major Garrett, the guy you had on the podcast?

[Brady]

Yeah, the CBS broadcast. For some reason, I just think of the West Virginia quarterback. Did I say. Is that who that was? Wasn't that major?

[Toledo]

Either way, that was a major.

[Brady]

Yeah, Major Harris.

[Toledo]

Harris.

[Brady]

Major Garrett is the CBS guy. So I talked to him, and I'm like, what words are the ones that get it? And he. And this was off the podcast, just chatting on the thing, and he goes, oh, country. I swear, I stutter it every time. Like, my brain just, like, plays a little trick on me, and I'm like, that's mine. That's the one that gets me a lot.

[Toledo]

I always think. I mean, do you think it's because it's county and country?

[Brady]

No, I know why. It's because your brain says, do not say the other thing. You're already saying it. You just have to add the re part. I use that word a lot. Me, I always get worried about, you know. Yeah. I say country a lot. Without the. The. Without half of it. Without trying. Without trying. Right. So it's in my head to say, don't say that one. And that's a thing. I don't use the S word a lot, so it doesn't slip out. And I don't. You know. But it doesn't mean that. It's just in your head to say, this is a fire in word. I've got. We got about six of them. I think the S word is safe. Like, if you slip and say that, like that's a button. Nobody's gonna lose their mind. It doesn't turn into it hearing your mom say it.

[Toledo]

Okay.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's like a little bit, like, off, but you're. Yeah, it's like, nah, it's not a bad one. The two bombs are the C word. And that then. And then the granddaddy, which is the N bomb, the big boy. But if you are talking, the bundle.

[Toledo]

Of sticks is up there, too.

[Brady]

Okay, so the homo F word. I'll tell you this. I told you that when I went to that theater thing and I'm talking to my neighbors and I said I didn't want to be a. I was going to say S face, but I said, for whatever reason, stumbled over my. My. I was drinking, so I stumbled over my words while Talking to Michael. And I said, s, homo F word. Which isn't even a thing, right? It's just new to me. And then I just patted him on the shoulder and I'm like, dad. And I just went. I said s. And then I, instead of saying face, said just the F word. And I'm like, I don't know what I'm saying. And he started laughing. I'm like, all right. You know, I meant S face. Anyway, and we're talking about just, you know, trying to ask someone for money, for charity. You turn into a real face sometimes. But I said the homo F word. And he looked at me, and I'm like, yeah, I just, you know, whatever. And I've told him, like, I. I've thrown the bomb around a lot. I say it, I think it's a funny word, but I don't do it. Like, it's all context. She just stumbled over her words, right? Yeah, she. And I'm not a Michelle Beatle super fan. It's not like I'm trying to save lives here, but I looked at the comments on. On the Internet. They're. They're calling for her head. She's got to go. All she does is use that word. You don't just slip up and say that kind of stuff. And she was.

[Toledo]

It's in her heart.

[Brady]

The dude sitting next. Exactly. That's basically what they were saying. If you don't say that unless you mean it, it's like, yes, give people a little grace. Had she just turned and said, what do you think of that? Then you got something. But the dude on the set with her was in his. Now, if he comes out and says, look, it threw me off. But I don't think she was trying to say, like. And you know what? Maybe she says it constantly around the house. Maybe she's been just a nut racist for however long she's been. That. That's not how you. You're gonna discover it. That's not how a crazy, true, malicious racist is gonna get figured out. Again, those guys were laughing about it, right? I mean, they're dying over there.

[Rich]

It's.

[Brady]

Come on. Well, I watched this again. I go back to what we're really offended about with the. When the Cleveland Guardians were in the world or in the playoffs, and they're like, it's just too offensive to say the other name. We won't even say it. We won't say the old Indians thing. We're not doing that. And then they pan the crowd, and not a soul in that stadium isn't wearing an Indian shirt. They all have the old gear, Chief Wahoo on their hat. And I'm like, well, if it was that offensive, you'd just ban it from the stadium. The Steelers played the Commanders this weekend. Outside, they showed the tailgate. Nobody bought a new commander's tent. They all have the old ones with the old logo and all that. And I'm like, well, if it's that offensive, the cameraman should just. Or they should digitally blur it out, like Japanese dicks.

[Toledo]

Why don't they have someone, you know, scan the audience and then they can get. Identify that person by the tent and then find out their profile and where they work and get them fired.

[Brady]

Cancel them.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah, right? It's. So anyway, so she's. She's in hot water. That's ridiculous. For. Not for. Not for. Just. And Nuggets, I mean, you're a hiccup away from making a disastrous word out of that. Actually, literally. You're literally just a. I mean, think of poor Brady, how he's gotten through life with a microphone in front of him. Thank God we're not a show in Denver battling words every day. You'd have said, what a warrior, that. A billion times. Nuggets. That would have thrown you off the air 16 times. The second they drafted Jokic and you started paying attention to that team, I went to the game list. I mean, Nuggets, jeez. You know, and everybody would have to give you a break, saying, brady's not racist, and that's not freak. That's not how you Country. That's not how you catch him. Yeah. And she even said. She said, you know, or she didn't say, but somebody said, you'd goof like that. You make that goof. And it's like, whoops, I just missed. Like, I stumbled over my words and made a word that doesn't exist that sounded like a terrible thing. And she goes, oh, your whole career flashes before your eyes. I remember the first time, back in the old days, our old boss, Chuck Artigue, wouldn't spend money on a delay button. And I don't know how much that cost. $300. Yeah, but he's got to have an engineer to put it in, and engineers are expensive, and we didn't have one of those either. So I remember the first time I. I went. This still lives with me. Like, somebody poured hot water on me. Brady and I went golfing once, and I started to discover that day that I hated when Brady said, that ain't gonna hurt you. That that bothered me, and I didn't realize how much because I was having a weird day on the course where it was like, jesus, I'm hitting it and it's bouncing behind trees or. And so I hit one, and it was not a great shot, but it ended up in a spot and it wasn't where I wanted to go. And I just heard for like, the eighth time, which is just like, basically somebody going, boy, you suck. That ain't gonna hurt ya. I'm like, ugh. It's not what I wanted to do. So then Brady stands up on the tee box, and I'm hitting the ball. Well, it's just ending up in weird spots. And he smashes a crap drive. I never forget this. At the Biltmore. I think it was the fourth or fifth hole. You smash this crap drive to the left. It hits a whole wad of oleanders, and you just see, like, there's a magic angel in it. Just like. Like Danny Glover just grabs it as a ghost and throws it back into the fairway. It just bounced out of the. A bush with no branches and beelines to the right. And he goes, that don't hurt. And I'm like, that's it. I'm never. And I just remember telling the story the next day on the air and saying. And then this guy. And I said it, like, as clear as a bell. And I'm like, oh, I'm done.

[Toledo]

And that's when we were raw dogging.

[Brady]

We were raw delay. We were. We were STD chancing it. No delay. And I'm like, well, that'll. That'll be it. And for the rest of the day, I just sat and thought, oh, when's the call come? Because you worry that it's like some sort of. You don't know how it works. And then you realize, oh, that one's not so bad. She goofed. But will she get fired? Boy, the. The Twitter world says absolutely, and they're dying for her to. To go away forever and ever and ever. I remember we had the delay machine in there for a couple years before it was even hooked up. It was in the rack.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady]

But it didn't work. Didn't work, and you had to be careful. So it's good training. So your brain definitely says, don't do this, don't do that. You've got these words that'll mess with you. And occasionally your brain goes, but flirt with it, and it turns you into a person who stutters over the wrong spot or whatever. And then Denver Nuggets is a risk. It's a risky one. But then when the dude turned. So how offensive is it? If the dude on the show knew she didn't mean that. But the world's like made made up their mind that Michelle Beatles run around the house like a Klansman and she's racist and everybody said it. She's done, she's fired. And I can't believe everybody on that set's laughing and she didn't apologize immediately. Hopefully Michelle Beetle does not apologize right away. And how come this keeps happening in Denver? You've got Dinger on one side, you've got the Nuggets. I mean, if we're going to be super sensitive to words, we can't have one letter differences between. That's like having, you know, a team called the facs. You get a double bang there. The F, A, C, K S team. If that's A. Oof. What'd he say? Welcome to Facts Basketball.

[Toledo]

I was thinking, even if they. Okay, you know what? Just in case, just shorten it. Just go with nugs.

[Brady]

Nope, you would. I'm not calling that game. That is the only time a team name's offended me. Indians, Redskins, whatever. Nuggets not calling their games. That thing is. That's potential time bomb. The landmine of words. I'm not going to Colorado. Stay out of there. Get that? Yep. Between Dinger and the Nuggets, they said. Broomhead just said. Do you remember the Carrie Lake flop where she didn't say box cutter, she added an end to it. And I do remember seeing that clip. Oh, I gotta find it. I've never seen that. There's nothing you can do about it. There's. Broomhead knows. I'm sure there's a time when he's like, oops, ah, send Seabum. And then he moves on. Nothing you can do about it. Excuse me? Just in case, but look, you can't get everybody. And then, you know, in fairness, that's.

[Toledo]

What blew me away the first time. It was in Cincinnati and I was hanging out with Tom. And at the time his dad was doing the baseball game with Joe Nuxall. And name drop number three, a guy, Bob Trumpy comes in.

[Brady]

Oh yeah.

[Toledo]

Who did some game work. And they go to a break and I've never heard so much cussing between.

[Brady]

The three of them. You have to get out of your system.

[Toledo]

And then all of a sudden they go live. And it's like they don't miss a.

[Brady]

Beat when the red light's on. You know me, you know him. You're not much of a thousand.

[Toledo]

That was the first time I actually, you know, I was in college at the time.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And you're going up the booth and you see these guys and all of a sudden afterwards, hey, did you hear about that?

[Brady]

Yeah. I mean, we've had meetings where they sit and they say, you know, off the air for a couple years ago, do you want to put cameras in the studio for what you guys do between the breaks? And I'm like, what kind of do you think I am? You think I can. Between the breaks, not say, and over and over and I got Brett in there. It's going to be. You're just gonna. It's just gonna sound like a dead patient in a hospital room with that boop all the way across. That's all we do. That's what.

[Toledo]

We're flatline.

[Brady]

That's all you're gonna hear.

[Toledo]

Ruins in between. It ruins the energy show.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. Is sitting. Worry about that. No, that and the fact that then we both. We all get into our moments where we're not talking at all. And then people think they hate each other. It's like, no, we're just. I'm looking at something, he's looking at. We're moving something along. We got a little system here. We don't have to sit and chitter chat all day like a bunch of broads at Postina. Anyway, so Michelle Beadle might be in trouble. She gets fired for this. The hope. My hope for this is she doesn't apologize. Is she married to Joe Buck? I think she is. I think Beatles Buck's wife. I'm pretty sure that's right. But either way, I hope she doesn't. I hope we live in a world now where that's like, I don't. Look, I'm not a racist. And you can sit back and say, have I. The one thing I always hate is during the apology, I would never use, like when Brennaman said, that's a word I don't use. It's like, come on, stop. Everybody has. Everybody's done it. The apology will kill you faster than the actual.

[Toledo]

He's right on the air.

[Brady]

Right? But he's not. But he tried to say, me and Jesus walk hand in hand.

[Toledo]

Like, I've never said it before other than that time. That was the first time.

[Brady]

Painted himself as a self righteous. And then he decided right then and there, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make this crack. That was an obvious like, okay, you use the word and you got nailed on it on a broadcast. If Michelle Beetle wanders around her house and she sounds like Dave Chappelle. So what? You don't know if she's a good. You know, you don't know. And there's a ton of phony broadcasters out there that say a whole bunch of horrible stuff. And then when they're on the air, they're perfect. In fact, that's their job. You're not supposed to know any sportscasters. True personality and what. And that's the reason I always say don't meet your heroes, especially in that world, is because it's weird. It's like hearing a teacher cuss, I met Jim Nance once and he started. He swore it wasn't even, like, bad. He just said a swear word. I'm like, because he's not supposed to. In my brain, he's the TV guy that, like, it comes out of him. There should be some. What's he doing? It's weird. And you get over that the older you get and the more you kind of. But it is a strange thing. Broadcasters are supposed to give you their. Their TV personality. And off the air, you're not supposed to know them. That's why we always act shocked, like, what happened? Why is Mark Grace. So Mark Grace is a fun dude.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Now more than ever, too. When they're off the mic, they can't. They're like, I can't even do it now. I can't vent.

[Brady]

I don't know who you are.

[Toledo]

I'm upset at a person.

[Brady]

I don't blame them. I can't be around any of this. Yeah. So, I mean, they shortened the name Knickerbockers in New York and just said, go get them, kids. It's like, woof. First one was hard enough. Now you're just making it so I've got to. So if we're. If we're. If we're worried about somebody accidentally slipping up and stumbling over letters and words, none of us will survive. And put yourself under the same scrutiny. Have you ever been talking and then stumbled over words and it sounded like you said something horrible like, Jesus, you know what I meant. You know what I meant. And you always say, you know, I didn't. You know what I meant. Oh, you know, malicious intent has to be included in that. So Michelle Beetle didn't do anything wrong and she should absolutely not get in trouble at all. We gotta do something about that.

[Toledo]

When Andrew Dice Clay back in the day made a career out of just shocking.

[Brady]

Yeah. He's never that kind of character.

[Toledo]

No, he didn't, but he was doing everything else, and he would drive it that way. That was part of the humor. Oh, you think that's fat?

[Brady]

Yeah. Well, I don't know.

[Toledo]

I mean, in his mind, he's saying people are like that shark.

[Brady]

Grandmotherly impression I've ever seen of Andrew Dice. You guys, I wish you could have seen the incredible body motion of that one. That was pretty solid. But, yeah, no, he was. Dice was just at a time when it was kind of a cool thing to break out. Murphy, take it to another level. But I don't think those guys ever did it to shock you. The reason Andrew Dice Clay's career stopped being good is because he came out gangbusters at first, and then his next couple sets were like, oh, now you're just trying to do this. We kind of ran out of material.

[Toledo]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

It was all like, burn. Yeah. Now you're just trying to character. Well, it was. But yeah, and the character would have worked had he had more material. You get to that second, third album, and you're like, oh, all your great jokes in this character were on one. And now you're scrambling to try to find that. It's like a good album from a band. But, like, you guys came out of the gates incredible, and your second album is just trying to recapture it, and it's gross. We don't like it. So, yeah, it's. I. Hopefully she doesn't get trouble, but if she apologizes, she's done. And I mean absolutely done. There was that girl from the Price is Right. I won't even play her real last name. No, you should remember the day here on the Price is Right. Nicole Slap Nick her. That's horrible. Like, but that's her name. And so the poor announcer had to work around that. It's like, no, that's her name. You gotta scream that into a microphone and run the day off. My mouth. I would have not said it. I would have said, nicole S. Come on down. Is that me? Did you say Slap? Stop. Price is Right goes off the air after 70,000 years. Cause Nicole slapped thing. I'm not saying it.

[Toledo]

That's your name, bro.

[Brady]

It's her name, bro. Is not enough for me. Gotta say it, bro. It's the name. No, I don't have to say it. I hope you get married soon and lose that horrible name. How did your parents let you do that your entire lives? Not happening. Not going to school with that name, too. First day of school. Horrible, anyway. And then, of course, the granddaddy, of all things that weren't real, Just apologize. Heard some horrible language that doesn't belong anywhere on our broadcasts as far as I'm concerned. You know, I never thought of this place, but that dude screaming dinger and getting caught live on the broadcast, trying to get the attention of the Rockies mascot. He probably thought, I didn't do anything wrong. And you didn't hear the crowd go, ooh, yeah, it does sound when the guy comes on and apologizes that, oh, my God. That he was just saying something terrible.

[Toledo]

Name stayed right.

[Brady]

Somebody had. Yeah, somebody had to go down those stairs. Go. All right, come with me, sir. Why? I heard you. We heard you screaming. I'm like, what did I do wrong? Oh, my God. He's a. Doesn't even think he did anything wrong. Everybody come with me. Like, I just did it for my kids. You scream that word for your chilt, you son of a bitch. And then he later had to reveal. I said dinger, like, real loud. Like, oh, no. I can see where the confusion lands here. Never mind. The other one that's in trouble right now is Michael Strahan, because he. On Sunday, during some sort of tribute to the troops, stood with his hands in front of him, not over his heart, during the national anthem and stuff, and people went crazy.

[Toledo]

I know. I couldn't understand.

[Brady]

Like, you have to put your hand on your heart or you don't love the country. And then he had to put it. Then he had to put a post out and say, my dad was a military man. I have nothing but respect for the military. I just chose to stand at attention, basically, and not put my hand over my heart. I didn't. And they were like, nope, if you don't love the country, get out. Remember? And before social media, remember, when you'd see something, you just like, oh, Michael Strahan. I wish he had his hand over his heart. But he doesn't. You didn't automatically assume the person's a communist or a traitor to the country or whatever just for standing there, not doing it the way you would. I don't think it was disrespectful in any way, shape, or form.

[Toledo]

No, I didn't know. I just thought it was. That was kind of required for the pledge. I didn't know that was the thing that you did.

[Brady]

Well, national anthem is the thing where you're. I'm fine with you putting your hand over your heart, but if you are just standing up and respecting it and quietly Listening is what I would. And stare at the flag and sing along if you know the words. If you can't sing, mouth it, please. Because I've heard you people behind me at Suns games that think you're singing the national anthem. I don't know what you guys are doing. Those aren't the words. And you have no idea what. You're so tone deaf. I don't want to hear that. That makes me an anti American to hear that. But yeah, I don't always stand. Sometimes I've got a Coke and nachos in my hand. Then I have to stop wherever I am and wait for the anthem to be over. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98 KUPD. The best of homework's morning sickness. I'm 98 KUPD. This segment is brought to you guys by Action Ride Shop. Now, if you're thinking about heading up north to hit the slopes for some skiing, some boarding, or if you're just going to stay down here in the valley and do some mountain biking, Action Ride Shop is your place to be. They got all the gear and all the knowledge you're going to need, so check them out [e-mail] or better yet, just go visit them over there on Gilbert Road and Southern. It's Action Ride Shop. And here's another thing. This is great. Remember how all week we've been talking about AI and what did I say about AI? Bad guys are going to use it. It's a great day for bad guys that AI is so successful. But who else is going to benefit, Brady? Who's the other group of people? There's your super 3,800 bucks. I'll buy it now for your birthday, Brady, if that's still available, which it probably will be, I will buy you that 2,200.

[Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Toledo]

Look at that.

[Brady]

Oh, it's got nav. That's aftermarket stereo in it. Look out.

[Toledo]

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[Brady]

Yeah, you gotta get that. It's in Mesa.

[Toledo]

I'm getting it.

[Brady]

That an apartment complex that's gotta have.

[Toledo]

Like, build with less 300, 000 miles on it.

[Brady]

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[Toledo]

Oh, dude, that is cool.

[Brady]

Oh, it's got a KC rack on.

[Toledo]

What apartment complex do I have to go to?

[Brady]

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[Rich]

Guy on text says, do you Guys still have the Brady's Morning cup logo. He goes, I have this T shirt. Can you put that on the Subaru and have Brady do appearances in it?

[Brady]

Yeah, you're right. We do and we will. It's a great idea. On the back Brady Morning cup driving around. Here's a blue one. Brady. Don't get a blue one. It has to be the hunter green. The blue one's actually somewhat decent looking. The hunter green was the ugliest thing you could ever imagine mixed on that gold. It was the. It was awful. It was awful. It looked like a, like a mobile hunting cabin. It was a tree blind of a car. Sorry.

[Toledo]

Can unload the Lincoln.

[Brady]

Yeah, get rid of that thing. Get yourself back into the old Subaru. This is the thing I've said that AI will be great for the bad guys. And another group of people that are going to be in an incredible position with AI are liars. Dudes who are lying to their wives. This story, just what a story this is. A woman has a U.S. marine's wife finds out through several women have been calling her, bugging her and Senator, like voicemails and stuff, that her husband's been calling them and promising them things. And he's deployed in the military and he's bouncing all over the world. Well, it just so happens everywhere he's deployed, the wife's getting a phone call from a lady from that region saying, your husband did this and he did that and did this. And he now says that's a Adam doing anything. He's got her convinced to the point now where it's a news story and he's just got to buckle down and deal with it. Like, oh boy. She called the news and he's like, oh, it's terrible at these. And these poor women are calling and saying that I promised them money and that I've been unfaithful to my wife. And it's all, AI. Were you in Berlin at the time? Yes, and they traced me and they tracked me and they found out and they used AI there and they've used it 13 or 14 different times. And the wife's like, it's just tragic what's happened to my husband. And this guy's just wiping flop sweat off his forehead going, jesus Christ, how long do I have to live with it? There is no possible way AI has caused all of this. It says US Marine revealed a sinister reason why women have reached out to his wife and claimed that he's constantly cheating on her. It's everyone's nightmare. You Fall in love and then you find out that your significant other is having multiple affairs on road trips. Scenario is not uncommon. Something which happened to Riley Dunlap, the wife of a U.S. marine. Kagan Dunlap. However, everything's not on the up and up. Fortunately for Riley, her husband hadn't been doing any of these things with dozens and dozens of women around the world. In fact, there was something worse. The dashing 37 year old photos. He's a good looking guy. Had been used online by various scammers looking to woo women in order to take advantage of them. The scheme's been happening for a few years now. And Kagan explained how the scammer's action left him feeling disgusted, devastated. Women from all over the world were reaching out to his wife and his mother. He said, I had women from all over the planet. Europe, Canada, America, Australia. All the places I've been saying that the having affairs when they call my women would call my wife, call me out of the blue some years later, managing to get my number because I think they Google reversed my image and found out who I really was. There's probably thousands and thousands of fake accounts of me all over the world. Just keep telling my wife that. And according to the content creator, the scammers are using the AI to mimic his voice and have conversations with these women. And then, you know, they save him and stuff. And he believes that those in the military are in particular danger. Be careful, military guys. It's happened to me. Just so happened that the dude happened to be in all these places. So he's on the news now. He's standing there with his wife and he's like, I'm sticking to this. AI is great for liars and it's great for bad guys. But that's gonna be the new Shaggy was me. She walked in and saw him boning some girl in the song. Remember the Shaggy song? Like, literally walked in and saw him boning away. What's his thing? Was me. Now it's AI and you can say, oh my God, these videos of me having sex with that lady in the park with her head bobbing up and down onto that outback. That's your car. It's A.I.

[Toledo]

What?

[Brady]

Artificial intelligence. I can't believe this is happening. Call Steve. I was at the restaurant watching the game with Steve that night. I called Steve and he did say you were with him. All right, Steve, nice job. That shaggy out here in the background, tell her they think it's AI Steve, I need your help here. So it's Gonna be confused. The future is going to be confusing because this military dude. I don't buy this for a second. Dozens of women from all over the world. Brett calling his wife. Dozens. Just so happened this random individual was scammed in multiple countries. He happened to be in. Terrible. What's happened to him. Can you imagine? You go to Berlin, somebody scams you there. You're so good looking that you go down to Sydney, Australia, and they start scamming you there too. And the next thing you know, your wife's getting all these calls from all the places you've been because of AI.

[Toledo]

And that dude's making all sorts of money.

[Brady]

Oh, it's terrible, Just terrible. Gotta find that guy and gotta throw him in jail in the meantime. Honey, just rest assured that it's all fake. It wasn't me. But you were in Berlin then. I know it. And I posted a few pictures online. And God damn scammers reversed my image. Found out my phone number started to bother me. And you start telling these ladies that they were pregnant and stuff. Can you believe it? I guess. Nuts. Then you were in Sydney after. Same goddamn thing happened there as well. Why are you playing that song? Just follow along. Follow the bouncing ball. Then you're in New Guinea. I can't believe it. They got me there too. Remarkable, these AI technology people. I don't understand it and neither do you. Don't look into it. Are you sure? Here's some pictures. Goddamn AI is realistic. You can even get the mole off the back of my ass. Unbelievable. How did they get a picture of you naked, AI? It's our goddamn phones. We volunteered for it. Honey, you're right. Technology's the devil. We should probably get rid of it. And Montreal. They gotcha. I know. Those French bastards. Damn frogs. Goddamn frogs. Can't trust the money. That's why it's important for me to be a Marine. Protect our country from these bad guys. This one's gay. I know. Can you believe it? It's crazy. Even the gays have gotten. I don't know. I know it's tough to believe, but those 400 women and the pictures of me banging all of them. It's all fake. Okay, I'll go with it. I'm gonna call the news, though. I wish you wouldn't, but okay. Have to really dig my heels in on this one. Can you turn that song off? No, it suits me. It suits me. I just. I think that AI is going to be the future of infidelity, lying and all that stuff. Criminals. Everybody's going to claim it was AI? If it works. Right? And this one did. His wife standing next to him. I know he's a Marine. He's a good looking guy too. But everywhere he went somebody's hacking his Facebook and some lady's calling from. G'. Day. Sorry to bother you, but your husband's been promising me a lot of stuff. We've been having an affair. Another AI call. God damn it. Go to hell. Right? Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing. Is Key says Thank goodness it can't happen to anyone on your show. John. None of your wives would believe you're capable of seducing multiple women worldwide.

[Toledo]

Very true to our favor. It's funny. When's this prank end?

[Brady]

You're a what? I'm a beautiful woman from Australia and your husband's been having sex with me. All right, AI. Goodbye. One of those crazy AI spam calls came in again. No kidding. What was it this time? An Australian model.

[Toledo]

This guy's catfishing. With you as the image.

[Brady]

Right?

[Toledo]

Hello there.

[Brady]

Your husband and I are having sex. I'm a model from Germany.

[Toledo]

All right.

[Brady]

Bye. Another AI call. These bitches can't believe it. These international don't believe it for a second. And I wouldn't either. I've seen a mirror.

[Toledo]

I'll be gone again this weekend.

[Brady]

I'll be gone again being ugly somewhere else. You're not gonna have an affair, are you? Probably not. I wouldn't. I can't imagine another woman falling for you. It's impossible with this face. Don't worry about me. Was she hot? No. Oh, and he is. He's a good looking man. She's sticking around. Boy. I tell you what. This used to be.

[Toledo]

Babe.

[Brady]

It wasn't me. You didn't see what you think you saw. It wasn't me. Now you got a built in. I'll call. This guy's gonna be in an office with Bill Gates just sweating his ass off. Is it possible this is all AI? Come on, Gage. Don't F me here. I suppose. Thank you, Billy. Yes? I want to talk to Mr. Bezos. How long are you gonna do this? Don't you hear the lyrics? It's me. It wasn't me. Great song. Chicks like that song the most. Somebody wants me to do an AI podcast where all I talk about is how much I love 311. We can put that together. Breaking down the 3 11. Anyway. That's today's updates on everything. Hear the words you say sometimes.

[Rich]

I mean, who talks like that?

[Brady]

98 Holmberg's Morning Sickness. And then going to the Suns game. My God. Philadelphia fans are a special group. They played the 76ers last night, and that is a special group of really ugly people. And I, I say that knowing that when the Eagles were here for the super bowl, we started to see Philadelphia showing up. Boy, did they show up last night. All of the women in Philadelphia that look halfway good, furious with their fathers, not one of them showed any sort of class. There was a stunning woman. And I mean absolutely, like jaw droppingly. Women, men, it doesn't matter. There's no jealousy when somebody that beautiful is in your area. Like, you just look like everybody's gonna look. She had a bodysuit on that had a white stripe and then a clear see through stripe from her shoulders all the way down. And the see through stripes were about the size of if you just held your hand in front of maybe 4 or 5 inches. And then the. And then the white stripes were about the same. So it's just even all the way down. And the clear parts left nothing to the imagination. Her, like her butt. You see the crack? You could see the hole. You could see the. Because the clear stripe went right under where her bottom of her butt went. And then her baby makers right there from behind.

[Toledo]

Five inches of that.

[Brady]

Yeah, you got, you got all of it. Like from where the. It's called the Clark. That area where the thighs meet the bottom. It's a heart shaped. Bad word.

[Toledo]

The Cubby's mascot.

[Brady]

No, that's Clark. Oh, that's different. Although he's not wearing pants either. But you could see that thing, it was pristine. The. Her gynecologist probably just. This is beautiful. I don't know what you're doing down here, but excellent work. Because I was looking, I'm like, good Lord. She turns around, one of the stripes on the front is covering most of her areola, but not all of it. Her. Her hair is perfect. Face is amazing. Like, this is a gorgeous woman up from the Ultra club. Some dude just like, just this slob of a man in a T shirt that had just. And he's got a grill in his mouth and he just a fat. And I'm like, how do you do it? How mad is she at her father that. That guy that she's dressed. And you can see my vagina. It's like Kanye's wife, the one that walks around with her vagina out all the time. It was this kind of.

[Toledo]

Yeah, not anymore. She's gone.

[Brady]

Okay. But she. They had dinner the other day, so there's. She's still around there. Who knows what's going on with them? But I know she doesn't wear clothes. And that was, you know, I don't care if they're divorced or not. That girl's outfit's very similar. And I kind of like this trend. But the problem is big. People are going to start ruining it.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Fatties are going to jump out. Fatties are going to think that it's for everybody, and it's just not. This was a pristine human shape with so many mental. I didn't say a word to her. Didn't have so many mental problems to even want to go out in public dressed. Wear your vagina shows. Like, not just a little like, oh, there it is. That I see it when she walks. It's. It's. It's dancing.

[Toledo]

So you didn't think at any time that maybe I should get a grill?

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. For a second. I think every guy in that area just was like, you know, what's missing from my life? The only difference between me and that guy is a grill. Yeah. I think he ran porn studios. Like, I kept thinking the back of his shirt led me to believe he's a porn producer. That made a lot of sense. I was going to say, what player was she dating before? Before you said this? And that's what I would. That would have made tons, right? Yeah. Like, that would have added all up if Joel Embiid waved and she way back. I'm like, good for you, Joel. That makes sense. This is in your area. It was absolutely ridiculous. And then so I'm sitting there thinking, my God, that's maybe the prettiest thing I've ever seen. And then all these other beautiful ladies with these Philly slugs. They have no options in Philadelphia. And they're raised in Philadelphia to believe that, like, these weird, doughy slugs are good options in life and they're not. They're in a different city now. You got. You're gonna slot it up. You've got a whole bunch of guys who look better than what you're dating. Sideways. And it's worse because it's white dudes, sideways hats, grills. Like Malibu's most wanted up there. It's DJ Eazy, Brad, and it's, you know, and these stunning models. And I'm like, Philadelphia's weird. Like, these girls have low self esteem and beautiful vaginas. Look, there's one right now. And they're amazing. My friend was with me last night, actually said, because a lady walked by. And what was essentially Just a bra. And her breasts were probably triple G, I'm guessing.

[Toledo]

Wow.

[Brady]

And they were out.

[Toledo]

That's heaving.

[Brady]

They were big. And she. She walked by a big chocolate woman, just absolutely stunning chocolate lady with huge. And he said, I would absolutely ride in the streets for Kamala if I could just see one of those. I'm like, you know, and I think maybe I would, too, because her one boob is probably the same weight of all the boobs I've ever touched in one. It was. Yeah. And it wasn't gross.

[Toledo]

A gallon jug.

[Brady]

It was more than a gallon, Brady. There were two jugs of milk in the. That thing that they're. We're feeding nations. It was huge. And it was. It was placed. Yeah, it was good. Look next to her grill. Slug. Like, what is going on here with these Philly people? Two gallons of nest, quick. Oh, man. It was. That's all I could think about. It's like, that's just got to be some. I just wanted. It was. Poof. I wanted to dip my peanut butter and make a little Reese's cup there. But they were huge. And he was right. He said, yeah, it was. Or definitely I'd ride in the streets for Kamala just to see one. And that's all. I was like, can't make that offer. They just went back up and stared at that lady in the see through clothes. So it's a weird night, but what a game. Fun night. Got my. Got my steak on trips. Time went over. Got a couple chicken fingers in the MC Ultra lounge. Oh, yeah, it was great. Those chicken fingers might take you. I'll take you to a game. You'll be down eating those chicken fingers. You're like, jesus Christ. He's right. Just that consistency of breading. It's different than, like, a fast food one. Something special about that. That's the same as canes. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Cane's is good. Yeah. No, I know. These. These. These are better. These are really good.

[Toledo]

That's saying something.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's definitely a challenge. I mean, a lot of guys took their grills out for those chicken fingers. And you had your lasagna and you had your other stuff. But I go down there for the chicken fingers. I've spent a lot of extra money on sun stickers just to have the free chicken fingers, which aren't free. It's included. And then, you know, you get a free pop and you move on. It's pretty good. Sons are a fun team, by the way. Pay attention to them because this is a they're enjoying themselves. And it's all because they don't have a cruddy coach anymore. Frank Vogel was the worst. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect, putting the fu back in funny Homburg's morning sickness. 98 KUPD it's time for the Brady Report. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] All Pro Shade Taking Care of you this winter as you got the sun coming out, glaring right into your face on that beautiful patio. You'd love to stop that. You can put some blinds in, you can put some awnings over the top. You can cover your screens. You can do all sorts of stuff. And in the wintertime, you sit out in the beautiful daytime, enjoy your nice space. And it after the sun goes down, if you want to still hang out there, you're going to kind of get a little chilly because it keeps it cooler. They'll give you a heater. How about that? You get a motorized awning, you get a motorized shade, they'll throw a heater in right now. Free allprochade.com that's who you call Brady reporting.

[Toledo]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, hello, world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Toledo]

I think we might have done this one before, but if the sun exploded, it would take 8 minutes and 20 seconds for all the energy to hit us. Vaporize.

[Brady]

We'd have time to think about it just for a second. And then we'd be like, game plan. I don't know. What do you do? The news says, hey guys, sun blew up. You got eight minutes. I mean like seven, 7:40 now. Well, the more I talk, the less time you've got. So turn up the radio. What's wrong with you? I, you know what? I kind of, this is bad. As we start to wind down, the morning sickness and God knows when that comes back, if it we stay for another couple years or whatever, I want to be on the air telling people that the sun just blew up. I wouldn't mind that. I wouldn't mind having that be the show's legacy.

[Toledo]

Just like fire drills in schools. And yeah, you know, we should have a Sun party drill, practice that. But you got 8 minutes and 20 seconds.

[Brady]

Think about it. Who's going to believe it's a party, man? Who's going to believe us? Like the news breaks, you get alert on your phone. Maybe you're driving along, you got your phone and then the fart show says, this just in. The sun just blew up. Like I'm not staying here to report to you for eight minutes when you go rip one off. Not gonna bring Rome in to announce it for us. Great day. And who's gonna buy it? So for the first seven minutes, you're like, no. You're doing research and realizing that all the satellites are down and your Internet doesn't work. You're like, maybe the sun did blow up. And by the time you actually accept it, it's over. But for eight minutes, you're like, what bit is dickhead doing this morning?

[Toledo]

You see that flash in the sky immediately. Yeah, Eight minutes for a freak off.

[Brady]

That's right. But that's if you believe it immediately. Like, you have no skepticism in your mind. And fart joke guy says, sun just blew up. You got eight minutes. And he's like, okay, I better start banging somebody. Because that's what I've always thought in my head. People always. Dudes. It's a guy thing. And we're all idiots when there's a catastrophe. We all think we get.

[Toledo]

A plane's going down.

[Brady]

Bone one. But, like, you're gonna maintain an erection during the sun exploding. I think you got something else on your mind if you can. I'm impressed. But also, you're kind of a douche. I do like that. Brett's idea was to bring a character voice in to try to. It's a great day. Looks pretty bad for you, though. In eight minutes, the sun will swallow us like a whale swallowing a minnow. You don't have a chance. Eight minutes. We're all dead. So get it out there. I mean, saying I love you doesn't really matter right now.

[Toledo]

10, 9.

[Brady]

If you can maintain an egg out there, you have one minute left. Ryan, do we drop the ball? Maroon 5 will be playing. That is how I want the ship to go down. Yeah, it's just I would get that alert. I don't think I'd feel responsible to tell you guys. Guys, sun just blew up. Peace out. There's just any of. Adios.

[Rich]

Fade to black plug.

[Brady]

Maybe I do. Maybe I do. Maybe I'm the. Maybe we become the Titanic band and we just play it out. Brady starts talking about hot dogs slipping through the grill. Gotta foil that. Especially with all the sunshine we're about to taste. We are going full Nagasaki, like, times a million.

[Rich]

Takes me longer than eight minutes to get home.

[Brady]

So, yeah, I'm not going home. We get stuck in traffic. Everybody trying to go home. You got eight minutes. You just make a phone call or two. Maybe some FaceTime. Which I'm not a fan of.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Not a big FaceTime guy.

[Toledo]

Last.

[Rich]

First and last FaceTime ever.

[Brady]

I was asked to do a podcast and I did it. I don't even know where or what it is. I'll get information later. But they wanted to FaceTime it. I'm like, no, no thanks. Like, what? You could be in Egypt for an hour. You're not gonna do FaceTime? Nah, it'll just be audio. You don't see me laying down, make an eye roll on you the entire show, because that's what I'll be doing. It was fine. I don't know. I'll let you know if it. I don't even care if you hear it. I like Toledo's idea. Just play Journey and it'll end. Yeah. And then when it ends, it ends. But you got to time that just right. And what would we do? Eight minutes till the sun catches us and a lot of people just start shooting themselves, I think. Yeah.

[Toledo]

I don't understand.

[Brady]

I mean, I do. That makes a ton of sense to me. Why would you do that?

[Toledo]

Just in case you come in, you can vaporize.

[Brady]

Yeesh. That sounds no good.

[Toledo]

You won't feel it.

[Rich]

A lot of fun.

[Brady]

What if you did?

[Toledo]

Maybe a little.

[Brady]

Even if you did, then what matters? You're gonna be dead in a minute anyway. What's different to me? Yeah, it's gonna get. There's Jesus. It's gonna get real hot. Like, for the last four minutes. She's bragger. I could.

[Rich]

I could bang one out. And I still got six minutes to figure out what the rest of my life is.

[Brady]

It's a good email, but I couldn't. I'm hard as a rock right now. I want to give you one more. We've got eight minutes to live, and that's what you want to do. Yes. Yes. Finally. Can I have that ass? No, it still hurts too much. The sun's about to such a prune. If the sun blows up, I hope Russell and his boyfriend are first ones get vaporized. Since he's not listening to you guys anymore, he'll miss the announcement. He's listening and he's about to lose FanDuel. Yeah, that's weird.

[Toledo]

Indiana has 10 of the 12 largest high school basketball gyms in the country. The ones that aren't in Indiana are in Texas and Illinois.

[Rich]

I was going to say in Texas has all the biggest high school football.

[Brady]

Oh, these stadiums are awesome.

[Rich]

John. If the sun blew up, I'm. I'm throwing it against the wall. Texting everyone in my contact list. Send nudes. Don't care who sends back. Taking my shot.

[Brady]

I'm basically going to look around the office going, well, I don't have time to get home, and I don't think this counts as cheating now, so pretty much going to rape Trip. What's happening? You got seven minutes to live, old man.

[Rich]

What if he grabs you on the head?

[Brady]

Let's go. He's kissing back. I didn't expect this. Right here on my neck. Kiss my neck.

[Rich]

Always wanted to.

[Brady]

I like from my earlobe to my shoulder, Right? Just work your way up and down.

[Toledo]

Oh. Then eight, 20 happens, nothing happens.

[Brady]

I don't know if this is the. I don't know if this is the exploding sun talking or just the heat, but I don't know how you did it. But I'm soaking wet. Huh? You're ruining it. You're supposed to fight back.

[Toledo]

The coldest place on earth is a village called Oymayakhyun in Siberia, Russia. If you were to go outside naked on an average day, you'd freeze to death in one minute.

[Rich]

Maybe do that on the day the sun blows up.

[Brady]

Don't do it.

[Toledo]

It's record Low temperature is negative 96 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Brady]

God, I hope the sun doesn't blow up just thinking about that.

[Toledo]

According to a baby. A baby name consultant. My best friend's dad.

[Brady]

That's a job. Yeah, I can do that. What is it? Baby name consultant. You're so indecisive, you hire a guy to help you name your kid.

[Rich]

You could be just in the market for Italians alone. Think about that.

[Brady]

Imagine that. I mean, is that if you fail at being a life coach, you get to be a baby name consultant. We're starting this company. Do it. You want to call your kid Braden like all the other ones? What happened to good names like Mike or David Evito? What are you talking. Christopher Skyler. Let me quote a good friend of mine who said, there's never been a grandpa Skyler. Those kids don't live long. Anthony, you're naming your child Tony. That's the 18th Tony in the neighborhood. Well, you're all hiring the right guy, then.

[Toledo]

Here are the hot new trends. Look out for 20, 25.

[Brady]

I want to be a baby name counselor.

[Rich]

Well, you just announced it. If you want to name your baby.

[Brady]

I was thinking about Penelope or Skyler. We're gonna have an X in it somewhere. What the are you thinking? Yeah. Your daughter's name's Lisa, and your son's name is David. Oh, okay. It's so basic, right? Cause you're basic bitches. Nothing special about.

[Rich]

Your kids have a weird middle name.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And then your grandfather's middle name. Pay tribute to who brought you here. This is ridiculous.

[Toledo]

You're close on the trend. It's a grandpa. Names for girls have been trending for a while.

[Brady]

The other way around.

[Toledo]

NameBerry predicted in 2022 says names like Max, Lenny and Teddy would become popular for girls.

[Brady]

That's kind of hot.

[Toledo]

Lenny. So for. Here's some other example.

[Brady]

Strippers. There was a Lenny. Those are stripper names. Yeah, those are stripper.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Max. And other examples that are on the pole.

[Toledo]

I like Max, Scotty, Tommy, Mickey, Billy.

[Brady]

This is all sexy chicks with those kind of androgynous names that are end in ie. I like that because. That's because of Billie, Eilish and Billy Bobby. What's her name? The one that was in Stranger Things and I like that. Billy Bogan. That your grandma? Well, she was the crazy one. One?

[Toledo]

Yeah, she was. No, that was Ruth.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Toledo]

Billy was a mulligan.

[Brady]

Oh, she was the make good on Ruth.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Okay. I always forgot to get him confused. One was in the attic and not allowed to talk to the people. And then Billy showed up.

[Rich]

John, you say you give Brady a lot of crap, but I gotta be honest, Brady's a trendsetter. Kirby is my grandfather's name.

[Brady]

Yeah. Also former center fielder of the twins who didn't make it to grandpa's age but would have been a grandfather by now. Yeah. Kirby's an old man's name. Yeah. That's pretty good. I guess you'd have to name your daughter.

[Toledo]

I know.

[Brady]

Yeah. It's a vacuum in a video game.

[Rich]

But I'm Italian.

[Brady]

I can already.

[Rich]

I can already see how my meeting with Brett's gonna go. Your first born will be Fincenzo. Your second born will be named Tony Two toes.

[Brady]

And you're gonna like. Now you can take my advice or not, but you're paying the fee. Who? Who? And that's worse than your wife going, we're going to a debate party and that's final. There's nothing worse than having your wife tell you we're gonna hire a name consultant. We're not qualified to name our own kid. We're not qualified to have a kid. If you need help naming it, you're not gonna do too well raising it. I can't make any decisions at all. What do we do when it's hungry? Call the baby crying consultant McBoaty.

[Toledo]

McBoatface, get over here.

[Brady]

I mean, I mean.

[Rich]

So John did I.

[Brady]

That's a job right there. I didn't know that was a thing where you could actually make money.

[Rich]

John, did I screw up? My daughter Charlotte, we call Charlie, her middle name is Byron after my father in law.

[Brady]

Charlie Byron. If Charlie's hot, you got yourself something.

[Toledo]

You got a future.

[Brady]

If not.

[Rich]

Charlie B.

[Brady]

She's rough. Charlotte the hippo. And she's gonna have trouble. So just keep her in shape because then she's Charlie and people will give her stuff. Free gifts and things.

[Toledo]

This is kind of cool. The Secret Service started using nicknames for presidents and their families in 1945, which was Roosevelt and his wife and his lovely wife. Those are the only two. The other, you know, they go down the line and do the whole family members.

[Brady]

So Roosevelt was Kid wheels.

[Toledo]

Roosevelt thing's pretty funny.

[Brady]

What is it?

[Toledo]

Cuz? This was just Roosevelt.

[Brady]

Oh, that's a good. And his wife was Rover because she.

[Toledo]

Was ugly and she could get around. The Rover's loose.

[Brady]

Yeah. I remember hearing Jackie Kennedy's. Because it was in a lot of books about how they had to scream out blah, blah, blah was back. They didn't say flotus, but they had a name for. Because he was usually in the pool with an intern boning away because Kennedy was a pig.

[Toledo]

I'll get you hers.

[Brady]

Hers was pretty good. If I remember right. It wasn't like funny, but it was a good name that was like it would just bounce off the halls and get back to Jack. So he would pull out.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it might be maybe or it wasn't.

[Brady]

It wasn't like anything outstanding. It was just real easy to. It was like, okay, good. All right, everybody scrambled.

[Toledo]

So Harry S. Truman was general or supervise. And Bess Truman was Sunnyside.

[Brady]

Oh, got a nice butt. Or her nipples were out all the time.

[Toledo]

The Eisenhowers. Dwight was a scorecard. Or Providence. Mamie Eisenhower was Springtime and David Eisenhower was Sahara.

[Brady]

Good boy, good boy.

[Toledo]

Here we go. The Kennedys. Jfk, Lancer, Jacqueline Lace.

[Brady]

That's what it is. Lace is in the building. Because that one lady that was getting boned by John in the pool in the White House, which doesn't exist anymore. And Robert was there with him. And she said in her book she lost her virginity to President Kennedy in the pool.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And then somebody came in and said Lace is in the building, goes over to Bobby and Bobby just goes, ah, yeah, my turn. Pass it over. Don't bogot the vadge. So he was cucking at first. Well, he was in the room, like, probably waiting his turn. Like he was gonna. She was gonna get him anyway. And the lady's like. And he just passed me off. And then the next thing you know, I'm having sex with Bobby in the pool because Lace was in the building.

[Toledo]

Caroline Kennedy was lyric. JFK Jr. With Lark Rose Kennedy Coppertone and Ethel Kennedy with Sundance. The Johnsons.

[Brady]

Clinton was the Johnsons.

[Toledo]

Lyndon B. Volunteer Lady Bird Victoria, Linda Bird Johnson, Velvet and Lucy Baines was Venus. The Nixons. Richard was Searchlight, Pat was Starlight. Patricia Sugarfoot. Edward was Seminole, and Julie was Sunbonnet.

[Brady]

It's like all the stars from the boys. Yeah, Starlight's in there. Butcher.

[Toledo]

The Fords.

[Brady]

Mother's milk.

[Toledo]

Gerald was Pass key.

[Brady]

Oh, they got some boring.

[Toledo]

Maddie was Pinafore.

[Brady]

He was pretty boring.

[Toledo]

Susan Panda. Michael Ford was Professor and Jack Ford was Pac Man.

[Brady]

Kennedy had or Carter? Had to be Peanut.

[Toledo]

I have the card. Let's see. Jimmy was Lockmaster or Deacon. No. Roslyn was Lotus, Petal or Dancer. Oh, Amy Dynamo, Chip Carter, Diamond Jack Carter, Derby.

[Brady]

Who the hell are they?

[Toledo]

Jeff Carter, Deckhand.

[Brady]

Heard of them? Me neither. Yeah, it's the first time of those Georgia hillbillies. Just brought up cousins stuff.

[Toledo]

Billy Joe, Jim Bob. Then you gotta give him Reagan.

[Brady]

Would have been awesome.

[Toledo]

Got George. George Bush.

[Brady]

You skipped Reagan.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah, I have Reagan's.

[Brady]

You know they.

[Toledo]

Oh, you know, it didn't.

[Brady]

Ages are in order. Oh, you printed he did it wrong.

[Toledo]

I get the Reagan.

[Brady]

Where are they? Then?

[Toledo]

I thought I had a picture right up. I must not have printed it out.

[Brady]

Like I just said, Brett, he did it wrong. I'm getting to it. Yeah, come on, check the tape. Just give me Clinton. I'm done with you. Not Obama.

[Toledo]

Clinton was Eagle. Hillary was Evergreen. Chelsea was Energy. George W. Was Tumbler first and then Trailblazer. Barbara was Tempo.

[Brady]

The twins, you said George W. That was regular. Oh, oh, the kids. I see. Okay.

[Toledo]

The twins, Barbara and Jenna were Turquoise and Twinkle. Barack was Renegade or Rena and Michelle was Renaissance. Malia and Sasha were Radiance and Rosebud.

[Brady]

All right, what's trump? Orange Julius Mogul. Oh, Melania Sunkiss is a good one. I like that.

[Toledo]

Don Jr. Mountaineer. Ivanka was Marvel. Eric was Mark Marksman. And Jared Kushner the mechanic.

[Brady]

Oh, I like that.

[Toledo]

Mechanic.

[Brady]

I like Mechanic.

[Toledo]

And Joe and Jill. Hospice, Celtic and Capri.

[Brady]

Which one is he? Wear those little pants. Little baby pants. Capri, Skeletor and Crypt Keeper. HBO says Tales from the Crypt Yeah, Skeleton Crypt Keeper. And that was interchangeable. Yeah. Skeletor is in the building. I thought that was mine. Oh, sorry about that. You're Crypt Keeper today. That makes more sense. No joke. I'm a skill. I'm a skeleton.

[Toledo]

Connie and Brienne Connor. Sorry.

[Brady]

Don't apologize to me.

[Toledo]

They're a couple in British Columbia, Canada and they were taking down some drywall in their home. Recently made an odd discovery. At one point, the insulation stopped and there was a random stuffed animal. Started pulling down more drywall, more stuffed animals. Insulation ended up getting. They're using 110 plush animals. Sound. Pull that out of the walls. But it was for insulation. But they went on Tick Tock and posted they're older stuffed animals, so they're not as good. And a girl contacted Connie Connor and said, you just. That was basically the doll that I had growing up with or the plush animal when I was a kid. So they packed it up and sent it to her. And now they've been sending these older plush animals to people that grew up.

[Brady]

You know, because they're probably like they.

[Toledo]

Don'T have it anymore.

[Brady]

Yeah, how about that?

[Toledo]

They sent them to Las Vegas, Indiana, South Carolina.

[Brady]

Where do we see if it's one of our plushie toys from when we're children? It's got a link.

[Toledo]

It does. Well, they put them up. People can see them on Tick Tock. There is some profanity.

[Brady]

There's profanity on TikTok.

[Toledo]

I mean, if we.

[Brady]

They're talking about. You guys aren't gonna believe what I found in the walls over here. Children's toys. Look at this right here. This reminds you of your childhood. You can have it for a fe.

[Toledo]

And the other thing is, I don't know. You know, when I looked at it briefly looking at the different animals, I'm like, those are older. But I don't.

[Brady]

Can I ask you again where I would find this? Don't just say Tick Tock. That a big animal. Like an address?

[Toledo]

No, they didn't give a link.

[Brady]

Do I search Tik Tok?

[Rich]

Allow me to swoop in.

[Toledo]

I would go to oh boy. Connor and Brienne's Tik Tok. No, I don't.

[Brady]

You don't know what it's called? Didn't include that. They'll just browse all of Tik Tok.

[Toledo]

They just. They I just have them links and click on the links there. But I didn't look at.

[Brady]

Does it on the link it say anything about the Tick Tock.

[Toledo]

It might have.

[Brady]

There it is thanks to Leo. Why are they. Oh, the little ducky. Everybody had that little duck, I think. But they use those little ducks in the walls.

[Toledo]

That looks like a head cover. That's not the one.

[Brady]

It does look like a head cover.

[Toledo]

There's the one.

[Brady]

Huh? Look at all those little animals. And they were just running interference for sound and. And air in the house.

[Toledo]

Cleaned up halfway.

[Brady]

Why are you saying there's profanity? They just have a dirty song in the back.

[Toledo]

It says it on this one. The original Tick Tock. In the original Tick Tock.

[Brady]

This seems pretty nice. Little diaper lover just swept all in. He got all the toys, by the way. Sorry. Before he gets sent in. Son of a. I didn't see any of my original Teddy. I still have my guy.

[Rich]

Who are you looking for?

[Brady]

I want to see what he looks like. When he was a kid. He does not have buttons for eyes. He's got real. I think they're real eyes, actually.

[Rich]

How worn is he?

[Brady]

He's pretty warm. Is he? Teddy seen some stuff? Yeah.

[Rich]

Stuff he doesn't want to talk about.

[Brady]

Teddy won't talk about it. If Teddy was a living child, I'd be in jail. And not because I'm touching Teddy. Just stuff I did to myself. Things I did to myself and to others while Teddy sat on his perch. Teddy was in the room when I tried to fold myself up.

[Rich]

He had stadium seats.

[Brady]

Oh, he had. He had the best seat in the house for me. Trying to see if it went in. What if I get this in my mouth? Teddy was there, and then the nerve of me to at night, grab him, go. I'm just gonna sleep with this guy now. He's just a quivering, quivering comfort. This guy just tried to blow himself and now he wants to hug me. Teddy's still on a shelf in the guest room. Always will be. All right.

[Toledo]

More the last one. No, no, this is not one. This is just someone eating flypaper.

[Brady]

No, she's eating flies off the flyper on that kid.

[Toledo]

Almost got him.

[Brady]

It's got me. That got me.

[Toledo]

That's pretty cool. It's real.

[Brady]

Should we just skip my videos today then? I can't see that. Oh, my God. You got the watery eyes.

[Toledo]

Just growing up, seeing those things hanging out a store.

[Brady]

Storefronts in the Midwest, they have those ugly. And there's some people never change them.

[Toledo]

She found a gem.

[Brady]

I thought that was gonna be granola for sure. I almost lost it. It's still hanging around.

[Toledo]

How many did you have this morning? Don't do it. You Want me to put it back up so we can get rid of it?

[Brady]

Go to break.

[Toledo]

That's the worst sound we've had on the air compared to.

[Brady]

I saw every time my. Every time my brain thinks of it. We found it. We found my button.

[Toledo]

There it is.

[Brady]

I didn't know that. I just now discovered that after some of the stuff we've seen on my videos. Fly paper gets you really a lady eating flies right off of it.

[Toledo]

Going back.

[Rich]

Maggots are okay.

[Brady]

I can't have that. That's my button. I didn't. I didn't know that till just now.

[Toledo]

It got me last a little bit.

[Rich]

Wait till Pablo gets in there. They're listening outside.

[Brady]

That's my button. Oh man. It's. It's hanging around. It's on the verge. I'm surprised nothing came out.

[Rich]

Nothing came out.

[Brady]

It sounded like that was all dry. He a lot.

[Toledo]

Should have been some granola.

[Brady]

Should have been some coke. At least your eyes. Not that. Pablo, calm down. Oh.

[Rich]

At least your eyes have cleared.

[Brady]

Think of the stuff we've seen. I know. That's why I'm like, see this Asian lady eating off a flypaper? And I. I. That's Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said, fully erected. All they show with none of the fluff. Let's get started. There's more of the best of Homburg's morning sickness. I saw last night too, as I plopped down in bed right after the Suns game. I turned the news on for a second and there are several churches offering prayer vigils to people like, your mom will probably be at one. Concerned that this is it. Like, this is weirder than the end of the world guy that comes around every once in a while and says, October 24th, we're all gonna like.

[Toledo]

It's my mom's youngest sister this morning. It's a, you know, email to everyone. Just about in our family. Cousins is a Bible Bible verse representing today.

[Brady]

You know, just know that we're all gonna die. Well, was she rooting for it?

[Toledo]

No, she's just saying.

[Brady]

Basically saying that this is doom and gloom. Nothing about this is fun and happy.

[Toledo]

No. Because I. I think she is on the other side of a lot of the relatives. So let's all get along.

[Brady]

Oh.

[Toledo]

No matter what happens.

[Brady]

She's a Red. She's a Red.

[Toledo]

Still love each other.

[Brady]

And they're blues.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brady]

And she's maybe not getting along with everybody.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Every.

[Toledo]

They've had a couple of heated.

[Brady]

She's putting out the olive Branch.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And getting kicked in the vag every once.

[Toledo]

No matter what happens, I still love you. I'm good.

[Brady]

Kind of passive aggressive. Kind of my guy doesn't win. Yeah, that's not nice. Basically tell them to go F themselves. Yeah, kind of. It's just like for the most part.

[Toledo]

And that's what you'll get back there, probably. She sent one out on also after Halloween for All Saints Day. You know, kind of pray for all the saints in purgatory. Sure. And my sister fires back, well, not my dad. He's not in purgatory.

[Brady]

Oh, geez.

[Toledo]

And then another one said, my uncle, not my dad. It was my cousin saying, because he passed away a couple years ago. And I said, not Woody Hayes.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

No, Saturday, I'm game day.

[Brady]

It's game day.

[Toledo]

He's not in purgatory.

[Brady]

He's not in purgatory. He's at the shoot that broke the ice. He's in football heaven. Yeah, that's what you think. It's probably caused about three divorces. That's just awful to have a family email or somebody has to go in there.

[Toledo]

Hey, the only person I know. But Witchy Poo's the only one that sends it out.

[Brady]

Oh, it's Witchy Poo. Well, no wonder she's the one that's always starting trouble. Yes, she is. You always defend Witchy Poo, but she's the one that called you Chunks. Witchy Poo might be like just sitting back, rubbing her hands together on top of her giant witch house. It's always good. She called Brady Chunks as a little boy, and Brady thought it was a loving, kind name and making fun of a fat kid. Terms of Endearment. What's up?

[Toledo]

Chunks hasn't changed.

[Brady]

That's nice. Thanks. Nice to see you. She call you Chunks still?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah, he hasn't changed. Why should. Why should I? Yeah. So, yeah, Witchy Poo is definitely sending it out there. That's. That's passive aggressive. I know I'm going to be a decent person when this ends. Are you? That's essentially what that email said.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I'm still. I'm. I'm already taking the higher ground before you even have a chance. No matter who wins, I'm a good person. And it's just pissing off your families. Like, ugh, Mary. Self righteous nonsense, telling us that she's gonna take the high road no matter what, assuming we won't. And already she's. She's pissed off at her. Ah, she's done it. Ugh. I delete myself from that family email. There's nothing good comes from a full family email ever.

[Toledo]

My mom sent me a picture. She's got the gun out the window turret.

[Brady]

She's just patrolling. Ready. Is she worried about her neighborhood being overtaken?

[Toledo]

I don't think so, but maybe.

[Brady]

Maybe a little. Fearful Old people get scared of stuff anyway. Who knows what's gonna happen? But prayer vigils are out there. Some people think this is the end of the world.

[Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady]

I look at this the same way I've looked at, like, every storm that's hit the coastline in the last. I don't know how many years. It's every. We talked about it earlier. When the hurricanes come, it's the storm of the century. Every year we have a new biggest storm of our lifetime.

[Toledo]

And we got 28 on its way. Not a big one, but, you know.

[Brady]

It'S the 28 still might be the storm season of the century. All we hear about is that this is the biggest thing that's ever happened in our lives. And next year the new one will come. All right. And then I just found out over the weekend watching. I think it was Aerial America. They couldn't really predict hurricanes very good. Like 60 years ago. And Texas just saw some clouds there. Galveston's like, things are going great here in Galveston, where the number one city. What's going on? Are there a little weather coming our way? Eh? And this thing wiped out Galveston in, like, five minutes. 8,000 people died. Like, just mowed them over. That was unexpected. Nobody told us about that one. And. And they keep saying that we haven't had hurricanes. Like, this is the biggest hurricane. I would say go find a Galveston citizen from that day. Say, do you think the hurricanes are better or worse? They're all bad. Like, you wouldn't have a moment to sit back. Oh, clearly the Hurricanes today are 10 times worse than they used to be. That Galveston thing wiped them out. And then Houston, like, we'll take it from here because Galveston was the biggest city in Texas at the time.

[Toledo]

Getting kind of windy.

[Brady]

Quite a breeze out there. Melissa, how you doing This? I don't know. Feels like rain. My trick knees acting up there.

[Toledo]

Clyde, we're going to stay open.

[Brady]

Yeah. We're going to keep the stalls open. I don't. This will pass. The heavy stuff's not coming down for a few hours. 8,000 dead people in Texas. Like, well, I wish we could come. That had to be the reason they ended up with weathermen.

[Toledo]

I told you to stop the parade.

[Brady]

We're going to go out. You know what we're going to do? Take the tractor out with the dogs and the horses. Just have a nice one. And they got blown off the face of the earth. And they keep saying, storm the century. This election. I'm 52 years old, have been voting since 1992 for president. Every single one of them is the most important election of our lifetime. They never say. Up to this point, they say that on KTR this morning of our lifetime, which means for as long as I'm alive, before and after, this election will be the most important one. And they've said that every four years that I've been.

[Toledo]

And the phrase, yeah, but this one's different.

[Brady]

This one's different. So will the one. When will we ever get to the one that says this is an important election? Nowhere near as important. The last one that was the most important of our lifetime and will never be usurped. But it isn't. It's always fear, doom and gloom that this is the most important election of your life. And in a weird way, they all are. But we got to stop saying it. It's just. It's just. It's our election. It is time. All elections are beneficial to our lives. All elections shape our lives. We got to stop with the. This is the mo. And, you know, if it doesn't go the right way, America's in the toilet. If it. Everything will be just fine. And again, I'm the voice of reason here. I'm the. I'm the calming influence to say, everybody, we're going to be okay so long as you guys act all right. We're going to be all right. Your side might not win. Okay, that's okay. You're going to be pissed off for a few years. You know, what would you got for that? You got MSNBC or you got Fox. Whichever side you're on, there's an outlet for your incredible rage where you'll have some bald black lady yelling at you that Trump's horrible. Or some crazy, weird Duracell people with blue eyes that pierce through their souls. And they're just weird over on Fox telling you that Kamala's the worst thing. Boys, kind of. They look like they're on Compound V over there on the Fox on that five. I don't know what kind of lights they're using, but everybody's got those creepy, murderous. Their eyes turn pool blue, all of them. So, yeah, you got these plastic people on one, crazy lesbians on the other, and everybody's got a place to land if it doesn't go their way.

[Toledo]

Chris Pratt, the actor, did a little op ed for his mother in law's website. Maria Shriver's.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

And he basically says, no matter who wins today, we have to find a way to move forward together. Remember, we're fellow countrymen.

[Brady]

No, that's. They don't want that. That's. He's right. But that ain't. That ain't a plan.

[Toledo]

He says, no matter what happens, we still have people that will need help.

[Brady]

And screw them if they believe. Different than me. Yeah. It's just straight.

[Toledo]

And that's where we're kind of, you know. I agree we're screwed up. Missing the boat on that.

[Brady]

Oh, we're missing some boats. But again, most important election in your lifetime. Sure, it's another election in your lifetime, each equally important. But yeah, I'm sure that the news will tell you all day long that if you screw this up, we're all going to be speaking Korean. I don't think it's going to happen. I think we're going to be all right. I still think Amazon, so long as Amazon exists, pretty good with it.

[Toledo]

I know they snuck in the story yesterday, tried to divert things that, you know. Russia's idea of putting bombs on planes.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Toledo]

In the United States.

[Brady]

Yeah. Russia would probably not. Not do themselves any favors. I don't think electing a president is gonna stop them. If their idea is to bomb some of our planes, I think they're gonna do that no matter who's president. Maybe not, maybe so.

[Toledo]

But either way, mostly commercial flights.

[Brady]

I don't care who puts bombs on planes. I'm always worried about it. I don't like the looks of half the people on a plane, even on jsx. That's why I fly JSX so much. Anybody bombs that plane, they're not even making a political statement. There's killed 20 people from here to San Diego. That's a dumb. So you fly those little flights. In fact, if I ever fly to New York again, I'm flying little planes the whole way. Take like nine stops. Nobody's. Nobody's. Nobody's blowing that up. Nobody's blowing up Kansas City to St. Louis. Yeah, me. Me. It's the Chris Berman flight. Big dude. It's going to take me six days to get to New York, Frog. Yeah. I'm going to leapfrog all the way across. You take one of them cross country flights full of gas. Those are the ones they want. I take the baby flight hour at a time. It's nice. Take a little break. Wherever I land, get out, have a Cinnabon, go back in the next little tiny Going to KJ City. We're gonna land in Kitchen City. Then we're gonna go to St. Louis. We're gonna land in Chicago. After that chances. No way. And it's yeah. And it does suck. But I'm not that worried about bombs on planes. But I do look around and I'm like, no one's gonna bomb this JSX flight. So I just probably keep going to Vegas. Dude. Might bomb Vegas and possibly bomb there. Either way, our own Shelly Boggs of Make Arizona Beautiful Again has said get up, everybody. Go vote. I know what she means for her and we have endorsed her. Is make Arizona Beautiful Again. We want your election results. If you know anything about Kylie Butler. I always forget her last barber. Kylie Barber. I just think of the Kylie Park. It's a very sexy name. Kylie Barber. Now she. We're gonna see if she wins. I don't know. I don't even live in Scottsdale. Didn't have a chance to vote for but Lisa Borowski running for that Scottsdale mayor or something like that. She's making Arizona beautiful Again. Gotta get that. Keith Seaman in office. Arizona for Seaman is his website. I'm voting for that guy just because he knows it. Gotta keep our mind inspector in there. Paul Marsh. Paul Marsh. I don't even know. I didn't vote for mine inspector yesterday. I don't think he was on the list. I skipped all this. I skipped all the judges. That's just a waste of time. And I'm not qualified to get. I don't want to be responsible for judges losing their jobs. I don't know what you've been doing.

[Toledo]

At least give us a well, still you got to check it off. Like not sure. Yes. No.

[Brady]

Who's this guy?

[Toledo]

Indifferent.

[Brady]

Yeah. Why would a button that says who's this guy? I'd scribble in who's this guy? All the time. Who's this guy? What's this one? Who's this guy? They should have a thing next to the candidate you vote. It would be too confusing. People aren't smart enough. But you vote for the one and then you see the two or three on the thing and then like I never heard of them. But like you gotta scratch. I never heard of this one. Never heard of this one. Like never heard of them. Needs things. So then those people that were running for something that spent a few million dollars and they're never heard of them outweighed how many they got. There was a couple running for president. I know. Jill Stein. I didn't recognize the fourth. Dude. Who the hell is that? What's he wasting his money for? Gotta run. I'm making a point. Never heard of you. You did a terrible job. That's the system. No, it's not. It's you. You did a terrible job. Never heard of you on election day. You've had, like, three years to make a name for yourself. You know, crash your car, do something.

[Toledo]

More props than I thought.

[Brady]

There's a lot of props. I read through those. I'm turning into an old man, too. I just kept checking it. Keep it the same. I don't know anything about this, so don't change your God. More money for them. Never. Keep it the same. I'm just an old man now. Keep that the same. What is it about? I don't know, but I saw money. I'm keeping that.

[Toledo]

Movin money.

[Brady]

Peyronie's disease. We can vote on that. Didn't know what it was until yesterday. Vent, carrot dot. Keep it the same.

[Toledo]

Community pays for treatment.

[Brady]

Keep it the same. Shelly says, yeah, I told you.

[Toledo]

Get up.

[Brady]

It's game day. Get up and vote. She said, they just need to vote for me. And I don't know if that violates equal time, but that strange lady with a mop for hair that's running against Shelly Boggs. You have your opportunity to text me as well. The door is open for that weird, goofy looking lady that's running against Shelly Box, who I'm not for. She could come in here if she wants, but I don't like her and I'm not voting for her. I already didn't because of her hair. Oh. If this was a hair election, Shelly Box would be president and that other lady would be the janitor. Boggs has it in the bag, there's no question about that. It looks like. Like a scarecrow made her hair. Like. Like her hairdresser is a scarecrow. You just cut it in a weird hay like bowl. Make me look a lot like things that scare birds. Oh, no problem. I like to perch out there on a fence and just make birds go away. You're doing it right. Your scarecrows look at her like she's got the job. But she has the opportunity to come on the show on election day because we've given Shelly so much free time, and I know we have to offer that to her ugly scarecrow opponent. So we'll do that as well. If she'd like doors open. I'll. I'll look for a batch of flying crows to fly across the sky. And I know you're on your way. I know. Oh, it smells like hay and corn. She's here. Go open the door. But you're welcome to show up. And any of the opponents. Of all the ugly people that we're voting against because you don't look good or at least your opponent looks better. You also have the opportunity to come on here. Kylie Barber's opponent. Who I don't even know because why would I. Kylie Barber was a fitness model and now wants to run stuff. Okay. In my book. There's tons of her signs by my house. Are they? Oh, yeah. You should steal one in the garage.

[Toledo]

We got one up in the lawn.

[Brady]

Don't you? I do. She's running for something in Mesa. And I got one. Somebody asked me if that Carter lady was part of Make Arizona Beautiful Again. No offense to Pamela Carter. A little too old to be in the makeup, but she looks. She still looks good. And she's Wonder Woman's sister. She's Lynda Carter's sister. And they can't get along.

[Toledo]

Not endorsed.

[Brady]

Not endorsed by her own sister. And I don't want to get involved in family drama. So I'll go and get some Wonder Woman. And that too. I think maybe Lynda Carter got some juice in this town. Maybe still a little bit. I don't know. I'm not fighting Wonder Woman. But Pamela's just not part of Make Arizona Beautiful Again. Although I don't know what her opponents look like. And I'm only voting for people and how they look. Arizona's most powerful rock media station. He said fully erect. Grab some protection. Here comes the best of Homburg's morning sickness. I'm gonna keep my eyes on another thing. Now. There's an awful lot of convicted killers being let loose. We're still talking about the Menendez boys. That still looks good for them. That they're gonna be walking the street soon for a murder they absolutely committed. And then a lady who. Who. I don't know if you know about the convicted clown killer. Have you heard about her? No. All right. So this lady in Florida is gonna get out of jail. I think she is out. She was released officially. She killed her. It's. It's just a weird story. So essentially she. It says she pleaded guilty in. I think it was 1990 or early 90s. That she killed somebody. And it was her. I think it was her husband murdering the wife of a man she later married. She was released from prison, so they didn't catch her for 27 years. Right. So she was evidently the affair partner, kills the wife, Right. And then gets away with it for 27 years. So here's how she does it. She knocks on the door out of the blue, dressed as a clown with balloons. Lady answers the door and she goes, hi. She goes, oh, how nice. And she goes, these are for you. The balloons say you're the greatest. And the lady's like, oh, this is fantastic. Jersey up. And then just shoots her in the face. Shoots her dead, ditches all the stuff, runs away, drops the car. The car has orange hairs in it. So they knew that there was a clown in there at one point or another. A clown of some sort, or a ginger, but they knew it was fibrous clown wig and like there's clown hair in here. So they found that. They're like the kid. Cuz people said a clown shot my mom. And then they did some, you know, reconnaissance work to say who's recently purchased balloons. And an hour prior to that murder there was a you're the greatest balloon bouquet purchased by somebody. They found that. And then earlier she'd rented a clown costume and then ended up buying it. And that was. So she had one. They had her dead to rights, no DNA at the time. So for 27 years they really didn't do anything. She's always said she didn't do it. She served from 2017 on, but she's denied. And they're letting her out. Like if you find for how long? But she hasn't even been it. She was only in there for like 18 months. She was only sentenced to 12 years. It doesn't make any sense. So here's the fun part of the whole thing. I personally believe that in court, women get away with murder more often than men. And they also get lesser sentences. That's just true. For some reason, this lady shoots a woman in cold blood dressed as a clown. And it's just an admission by the judicious judiciary system. System that women are deep down nuts. And we all know it. I was like, look, at any moment now all of them could snap. And we all know that they don't have logic or accountability. So if they shoot somebody, it's probably a lesser cause, cuz she should have seen it coming. If you answer the door for a clown you didn't expect, you expect a bullet in the head. There's no reason a clown out of the blue just gonna show up at your door with the best intentions. Surprise. Clowns, murderers. Same thing. If Brady, this is a new way for you to die, and I'm worried about you a little bit. If you saw clown through the peephole.

[Toledo]

I've had so many clowns come to.

[Brady]

The door growing up, you would, my friend, be eating a bullet seconds later. The last thing you hear on this planet is that big, loud bang. And the last thing you see is a hot flash of fire before that bullet enters your skull. Do not, I repeat, do not answer the door. For a clown you don't expect. Gosh, it's tough. No, it's not. It's a real easy life to live. Here's another thing. If you do expect a clown to come to your house at any time, change everything about your life. That should never. There she is. That should be better with the clown outfit on. That should never. So anyway, she murders the lady after dressing up like the clown and marries the guy who's. Who was married to the woman she shot. So she gets married to the dude whose wife she killed. So this gets even worse. She got 12 years for this and.

[Toledo]

No trouble for him.

[Rich]

I don't know.

[Brady]

I don't know that he was in on it. Just. And they're denying they ever had an affair. Like, nope. Didn't know her until after the whole clown is incident. Like, did she kill her? Like, I don't know. She's pretty awesome, though. It's crazy. So, yeah, they were all at home. Marlene Warren's lady, the son was there. That's the woman who. Joseph Aarons is his name. His friends were all there when they said a person dressed as a clown rang the doorbell and he said his mom answered the door and the clown handed balloons and. And the mom said, oh, how nice. This is unexpected. The clown pulls out a good gun and shoots her in the face and then runs away. Right. So the Palm beach county sheriff's investigator said that the. The lady's name is Keen Warren because she married this, you know, Marlene's husband. After the murder, she said she wasn't arrested until 27 years later. They had improved DNA, tied her directly to the evidence found in the getaway car. But they all say, oh, that's too weak to throw her in jail for a clown wig. When. If you tell me a clown shot my mom and you find an abandoned car with clothes, clown wig, DNA in it, and your. You did it, that's a life sentence. Anyway, at the time of the shooting, she was an employee of Mr. Warren's at his used car dealership. By the way, the car she was driving was a stolen car from that dealership. Everything points her. How is she getting out? And they're all celebrating this. The costume shop employees identified Ms. Warren as the woman who bought the clown suit two days before. Before the killing, two of the balloons, a silver one that said, you're the greatest, was sold at a store. Only one store in the area. The public supermarket right next to the lady's house. And an hour earlier, they had her on surveillance buying the clown, the goddamn balloons. Every step, everything. 12 year sentence. I'm not even upset she's getting out. I'm mad that she got 12 years. She. Before she left, she told her mother, if anything happens to me, Mike done this. Meaning that the husband of the lady that's about to die, he was the one who did it. And the mom's like, I don't know what that means, but okay. Lunatic. Yeah. They say that the DNA sample showed both male and female genes. It could have come from one of any of 20 women at the time. So they're like, well, let's just let this lady out. Did you rent the clown outfit? Yes. All right, you're guilty.

[Toledo]

That's it.

[Brady]

This is over. This is a closed case. You're going to jail forever. How'd she get a clown outfit? She could have went Amy Fisher style. Just showed up at the door like a man. Yeah, like a goddamn man. She got out, too. So it's unreal. But again, part of me says the sentence is lesser if you answer the door for the unexpected clown. The unexpected clown at your door. You deserve whatever happens after you crack after this noise. Howdy ho. What's up, new friend? If that bullet comes. Course. And they're like, what happened to Brady? Oh, a clown came to us.

[Toledo]

Ow.

[Brady]

Unexpectedly, he got that seems reasonable. Yeah. We'd all be like, yeah, well, he shouldn't answer the door. We've been warning him for years to just stop that goddamn. That screen won't stop a bullet. Well, look at this fam. There's a clown standing on our porch. That can't be bad. It's always bad.

[Toledo]

Nah.

[Brady]

Let's go say hi to our new clown buddy. He's got a balloon, says I'm the greatest. This guy knows his stuff. How you doing, clown? Is your name Brady? Yes, sure is. Oh, he's got one of them water pistols. That's gonna be. Man, it's just dead quiet at the Bogan household. Sopranos just goes to black. You know what I would hate Brady's last thought in this lifetime. Think John was right. That was. I don't want that to be the last thing you think. Will you keep answering my last words? Yeah. Clowns at your door is a bad thing. Someone's Jodi Arias. Get out now. Soon. I mean, you know. Hey. Yep. She tried to say that. She was the one defending herself.

[Toledo]

Right.

[Brady]

Eventually, somebody's gonna eat that. Right? Yeah. Don't answer the door for. For anybody, let alone someone in costume. It's just dumb. They teach you that. Attack the black, like, day one. Don't answer the door. See a clown, avoid a clown. Does no one know the John Wayne Gacy story? Clowns are bad. If it's not in a clown environment, and even then, be skeptical. You shouldn't be seeing clowns roaming around.

[Toledo]

Rogue.

[Brady]

Shouldn't happen. It's not Bozo and Cookie showing up. Even if they look. If they show up at your house, you're in trouble. Something horrible. Horrible games. That's bait, man. They wanted to play bozo buckets out in the driveway, so I said, sure. And then one shot me right in the. Cookie shot me in the face. Yeah. Don't answer the door for clowns and don't like clowns. And. And again, I've always put them in that category of, you know, dude who wants to run a dojo for kids out of his garage that he's definitely not touching somebody. The home gym for kids. Nope. A lot of wrestling coaches, priests, and people who want to be clowns. They're not normal. Not at all normal. Never once has anyone told me, you know, my true passion is to be a clown for other people's children. Why? Why do you want to entertain other people's kids? It's just inside me. Okay, well, I know what's gonna be inside those kids, and you're going to jail for it. Clowns are evil. Always will be. Always, always will be. Always were. Brady, this is my public service announcement to you and the people like you.

[Toledo]

There's a clown walking in my neighborhood. There's gonna be calls made.

[Brady]

Oh, I'm on the phone with the cops. If I see a clown in my cul de sac. There's a guy dressed as a clown outside, and the cops would be like, we're on our way. Not a second of like, oh, did you say anything? No. I tell the cop, there's a clown clown in my culdesac, and it's not Halloween. He's just standing out there like, the cops are showing up immediately I might as well have just said, hey, Bin Laden's outside. They show up just as fast for the rogue clown. Could be try Michael playing some role playing. Could be it leaked out of their house and the authorities need to know about it. Brett, I don't, I don't care what goes on inside their house. But if one of them comes out in blood stained and poop stained silks and they're standing in the road with a red wig on and they don't know where they're at, I'm like, we got to get those gays back in their corral. Yeah, dress up like a clown with your wife if that's what you're into, go nuts. But the second that thing goes outside, sirens should be happening immediately. The whole neighborhood should act. That's a true see something, say something moment. Even Brett would rat out a dude in a clown outfit just standing outside. Oh, clown outfit. Yeah, I'm calling the cops on that. You're not giving him any grace.

[Toledo]

No. Unless you hear in the background kids yelling in the backyard cuz he's walking about shooty shooty, shooting the clown. You ready kids?

[Brady]

Also, if you live in a neighborhood where kids are chanting for the local clown to show up, you need to move immediately. It's an awful place to be. Doug Hopkins wouldn't even buy your house at that point.

[Toledo]

Now, now, here's your five grand.

[Rich]

I'm done.

[Brady]

Doug isn't even going to give you the five grand because you're having house is no longer worth that much. It's not even worth the guarantee to make the offer. It's like what you got clown parties? How often? Pretty much daily. It's a clown friendly area. I'll give you 3, 800 for the whole house. Can't do nothing for you, man. Well, what if you the price moves? You're not getting the five grand. You're not getting anything. It's. It's over. Clowns are awful. Awful. And if you're thinking if you're putting the white face paint on now going gotta get to work.

[Toledo]

At 6.

[Brady]

It's 6am I got clowning to do. You're a mess.

[Toledo]

Welcome the election clown.

[Brady]

Yeah. If you've got even look, go through your house right now and if you've got white face paint at all because it's after Halloween. So over. Yeah, you should have to toss that and or put it in a place where like we'll get to this next year. If it's just available and you're like I gotta clown up soon, nothing. If you've got white and bright red, you got the nose and a wig somewhere in the house and you plan on using that again. If in your closet is one of those big silky things with the puffball buttons, you got a squirting flower, too. Done.

[Toledo]

Only thing I have is Oompa Loompa.

[Brady]

You've got the Oompa Loompa outfit. That's not a clown. You can have costumes.

[Toledo]

I. I threw the makeup away because I did think for a second if I wasn't really happy with the orange, which I wasn't.

[Brady]

Right. It was a little jaundice.

[Rich]

Yeah.

[Brady]

But it still looked good on stage. That was the big thing. The stage lights hit you. The jaundice clown, he looked a little like on Halloween. Brady looked a little like Sammy Hagar if he had a liver disease. He's a little yellow and his hair was green. It was kind of strange. But on stage, very Oompa Loompa. And the shape, your body shape, my God, has there ever been anybody more built for an Oompa Loompa than you? So healthy on stage. Your yellow skin and your Oompa Loompa outfit, it did nothing for your physique, however. Hilarious. If I saw you standing around outside, though, here on November 5, 2024, just standing there or walking towards my house, you're gonna get some bird shot. You're not gonna make it all the way to the door. There's gonna be a. It's gonna be a noise, gonna be a Mossberg, and it's gonna to be. Just in case. Just going to rack that thing real quick. Can I help you out there, clown? I'm a lost clown. All right, all right. I'm going to call the authorities when you get you back in your cage. Yeah, that's probably for the best. Want to smell my flower? No, I don't. Bye, Joker. White face paint. Think about it. It's not gonna be a thing. It's a thing. People are emailing me things with clown stories. Everybody's got one. No one likes them. Yeah, you never set an alarm to be a clown, do you?

[Toledo]

Tough gig.

[Brady]

No, it isn't. It's not a gig today, by the way. Not a gig, not a job. Nope. You know, even Toledo's son down there in Tucson has never once resorted to clowning to pay the bills because. Well, not yet. No. I mean, he's just doing it naturally without the makeup, but still, it's not something people turn to and go, there's always. I could always be A clown. Just a rogue for hire clown. If you're not working for Ringling Brothers or something like that.

[Toledo]

I'm saying even. Even on the. The different traveling circuses.

[Brady]

No.

[Toledo]

I wonder how many working clowns there are. Got to be less than a thousand.

[Brady]

I don't care about that. I'm talking about independent clowns, ones that are actually part of a circus today.

[Toledo]

Votey the Clown.

[Brady]

Yeah. Nope. If there's a clown at the voting thing, that's got to be some sort of voter interference that's definitely affecting the election. I would have gone in there, but there was some murderous clown standing there. Who is it? Murderous? It's a clown, isn't it? They all have tendencies to go that way. Yeah, clowns are off. And again, Brady, I'm looking at you. You don't answer your door for a surprise clown. No clown, unless you want to die.

[Toledo]

Oh, now you put it that way.

[Brady]

Toledo, has your son thought about getting the face paint?

[Rich]

Talk to him yet, But I guess it's on the table.

[Brady]

It is not on the. Toledo's fine with that. He don't have to pay that. If, in fact your son says, I found a job as a independent contracting clown for hire, then just go, oh, I'm gonna send you a bunch of acid, put it in the bathtub, and climb it.

[Rich]

Unless he shows me his list of gigs that he's lined up.

[Brady]

I lined up 38 gigs. I'm gonna pull in about 250 grand this year. No clown's ever said. No clown has ever said. Made 250,000 last year clowning.

[Rich]

And by the way, I.

[Brady]

No, you didn't. You're way off on your.

[Rich]

A thousand. A ,thousand is only 20 per state. There's way more than 20 in the.

[Brady]

Ringling in, like, official circuses. I think you may be honest.

[Rich]

Oh, just in circuses.

[Brady]

Yeah, you're right, though. Clowns for hire.

[Toledo]

It might be a lot of clowns for hire.

[Brady]

Way more than that. Look at our promo crew. There is truth. I mean, the way he uses the word clown. No one's ever said that. And. And, like, had it as a nice. God, you're such a clown. It's never been like a nice. Oh, thank you. Hey, last year I had a good year. Got the supermodel wife and clowning for 10 years, and that's finally paying off. Clown. Never been set. Never been set as it. Probably could Talk to Jeff Jr. Tomorrow and get some of my money into that. Trajan, all this clown money piling up at the house. I Don't know what to do. Never been set. What's your portfolio like there? Clown. That's pretty strong right now. Heavy into tech stocks and a lot of clown merchandise at the house. It's worth lot. Nope, never been. Said they live in weird apartments. They live alone. Even cats leave them. There's no like clown cat person. They're just alone. And Brady's gonna get shot by one. And I've tried. You guys heard me. You heard me. Try to save a friend. I don't worry much about Br.

[Toledo]

Not gonna happen.

[Brady]

Yeah. Cuz you wouldn't have to knock on the door. You'll have that screen door open if you're a clown and you want to kill someone. Brady's house. Cuz he'll stand on the other side of that screen and just laugh. That's fun outfit. You're funny.

[Toledo]

You think so?

[Brady]

I do. You know what's real funny? What's that?

[Toledo]

Blood.

[Brady]

That's weird. Okay.

[Toledo]

Why?

[Brady]

What do you mean? Oh that and John was right.

[Rich]

Did you do the actual Ringling College and.

[Brady]

Nope. Most of them are like cast out party city dropouts from clown college. Anyway, the clown killer lady, she's getting out. What's going on with our system here though? All these like. She needs to be in jail for a long time. And Britney Zamora is still in. And Britney Zamora is still there. That kid that she was doing it with has to be 18 now. Oh yeah? Yeah. Cuz he was 12. 12. He was throwing some decent bombs around, some great texts. How old is that? That might be. He might be just now 18.

[Toledo]

Over six years.

[Brady]

You think she's cured of it in this kind of time? I don't think so either. She got 20 years. She had a long time that just.

[Rich]

She's going to be like Mary Kay and Ely.

[Brady]

Yeah. She gets out and they get married. Yeah. She's dead now. Right? Mary Kayla Turner died.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. There's more of the best of homework's morning sickness. 98 KUPD. But a bigger thing is going on. It's November 5th and I believe we have three days until the first deadline on when Toledo's kid moves back. I don't remember if that was me. AM I though. July. November 8th. You got the papers Rich. We're closing in because he still doesn't have a job. I think it was November 8th. You were around Thanksgiving and I think you were December.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Correct. I was like. I was right after Thanksgiving. I think first week of December. I said, the first week of November, he's gonna.

[Rich]

December 6th.

[Brady]

Yeah. Then I'm November 8th. So my day's coming up. I'm gonna miss, it would appear, because I didn't think the gravy train would keep living this way. Well, now he's redoing his house and stuff, so, you know, I mean, that's probably why he can support him and build a casita or something in the backyard for the boy. Did I have November 8th? You did. Okay, so I got three days. Have you paid rent this month for your son?

[Rich]

I have paid my contribution that we.

[Brady]

Agreed to, which is $1,000 of the 1200.

[Rich]

775.

[Brady]

Well, that's pretty good. He only owes 500 bucks a month.

[Rich]

No, no, no, no.

[Brady]

He owes.

[Rich]

His portion is like 840.

[Brady]

Oh, okay. It's 15 something a month for the rent.

[Rich]

Yep.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Rich]

Talk to him on the 30th of October. I said, so how's the bank account look as far as rent goes? And got back the response that I was expecting.

[Brady]

Zero. I'm a little short. He's short rent again. I'm a little short.

[Rich]

He said. I'm like, okay, well, I go, it's on you. I go, so either you get a notice of eviction here in a few days, that's on you. I know, I know.

[Brady]

Oh, Rich, you're going to take this punch.

[Rich]

Hey, dad, it's.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[Rich]

So I made him go to the front desk and talk to the leasing manager. And the leasing manager said, well, you guys have paid, like, the day before the first, you know, for the first three months.

[Brady]

Pretty reliable.

[Rich]

You're good for a couple of days. So they told Alex, says, I've got a few days. And I'm like, okay. I go, how's that going? He goes, I've been busting my ass trying to. Trying to earn money. I said, okay. I said, just remember, the longer you go, you're already behind for December. And he's like, yeah, I know.

[Brady]

So you know what would work better? Alex. Hopefully, he's listening. Just leaving on November 8th and coming up here and living with your parents again. John will take care of you. No, he won't.

[Rich]

He's not coming back until the week of Thanksgiving. So he made a point.

[Brady]

That's Brady's bet. And that's when he's gonna feel, man, I should have never left.

[Rich]

Well, he's still. Brady is still in play because he. He hasn't told me if he's paid it yet.

[Brady]

Oh, man.

[Rich]

Asked A couple of times. I'm like. I'm like, dude. I go, we're going five days. How many.

[Brady]

So are we going off of the announcement of when he's coming back or the actual. I thought it was the move. Physical move back.

[Rich]

I thought it was the physical move.

[Toledo]

I thought it was the physical.

[Brady]

Because let's say tomorrow he says, that's it. I'm moving out. Then I kind of win.

[Rich]

Yeah, it's.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Rich]

You're closest with.

[Brady]

But you can go. Still stays for a few days to get all of his belongs. I thought it was when we move back, but I think the announcement of. Because when he moves back, you know, I don't think that's right. I think there's a good chance today or tomorrow. Is it.

[Toledo]

I said, put it this way back.

[Rich]

You're Brady's close.

[Toledo]

I mean, basically you're saying I might have to go down.

[Brady]

Brady's guessing.

[Toledo]

I would say you're out.

[Brady]

I'm not out. There's three days left and he can make the announcement. He can't be physically moved in. But it's like Quincy Jones's vote. If he early ballot voted. It counts. It counts.

[Toledo]

Sure.

[Brady]

Same thing. If Alex says I'm out, I'm coming home. That's. That's technically ending it. So if he does that today, I win.

[Toledo]

Perfect opportunity for the heart to heart.

[Rich]

But like Brett said, he's not out right away.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, he is still there. Like, he's emotionally checked out. He's got his plans to move in. He's done. Just like Brady's Thanksgiving guest is going to be pretty good. All right, come on. But I'm just coming up. Just keep stretching it. I'm just spinning that when he says it, he comes back up here for Thanksgiving and then starts the move. If he's not physically back in by like the 30th, then Brady should win is what I'm saying. Like, if he says on Thanksgiving week tomorrow, I'm. I'm out.

[Toledo]

And it takes him a couple days, that.

[Brady]

That's me winning.

[Toledo]

That's the announcement of coming back, the.

[Brady]

Announcement of saying this. This agreement is now over, and I'm walking away from this.

[Rich]

So here's. Here's the thing that what is happening a lot now, and I think you might have experienced this a little bit with your dad. You just. He's not telling me things.

[Brady]

Oh, he's.

[Rich]

He's waiting. So he's waiting to, like, the. The next news I'll hear from him is that it's paid. He won't tell me how short he is. He won't tell me how many days he's given it. He won't tell me any of that. So the next thing he's going to tell me is, hey, I got it paid. I know how this works because he doesn't want. He doesn't want me to ride him.

[Brady]

And then.

[Rich]

Which I'm not. I'm just told him I'm like cycle. The only thing that's going to happen is they're going to boot you.

[Toledo]

Because if he says I have a paid, that's fine. Maybe he doesn't.

[Rich]

Well, that's the thing. He won't lie to me because he knows that that's on your ass.

[Brady]

Yeah, he's in big trouble, all right. I think if he gets it paid, you're gonna look at his phone skin.

[Toledo]

Hell.

[Brady]

Well. Sups. What's up? D pics are going out. I got it paid. Yeah. Why doesn't he have you told him he can't send D pics to guys before that happens?

[Rich]

I told him, go sell plasma. Please go plasma.

[Brady]

But why can't he do anonymous dick shots. No. On OnlyFans and make money.

[Rich]

Charlie's not doing that.

[Brady]

My buddy Brian and I were talking about that last night when that girl was taking all those pictures in the. In the aisle of the Suns game. I'm like, if I could. If I could. If I had the confidence that just showing my dick to people would get me a few bucks, I. In a heartbeat. What do I care if some dude in some other city is beaten off to my. I have four moves. The problem is my only fans page would be like the first four days. Like, ooh, me masturbating, laying down, repeat, sitting up, standing up, and maybe on my side, but that one's not going to go well.

[Rich]

Most of the only haven't recycled the menu by now.

[Brady]

Yeah, but I mean, they have so many other options. They can play with their boobs. I can't do anything. I can play with your boobs. Nobody's going to want to watch that when I stand there.

[Rich]

You can play with your scars.

[Brady]

I have no creativity.

[Rich]

There's no fetish for that.

[Brady]

I just start tugging it and I guess that's it. And then it's hard with that. You got to have the angle of the phone. I don't know how that works.

[Rich]

Ambidextrous.

[Brady]

If I. All I'm saying is if I could without my face in it, fire off a few rounds for some Dudes over in some gay community. And they paid me. I should give it a try now. What do I care?

[Rich]

Kids trying to do school.

[Brady]

That's how you get to school nowadays.

[Rich]

If you're a girl, yes.

[Brady]

No. It's equal for everybody. Brett's, you know, you're a Kamala supporter. Everybody's. Even the glass ceiling's been broken. Our dicks are valuable again.

[Rich]

If you're listening, Elon, just block that for my kid, please.

[Brady]

You don't want him to send wiener shots someday, though. Sup? Sup? Sup? Sup?

[Rich]

Let me see how the finances go over the next year and we'll.

[Brady]

Sup. Broke Dick 69. My name's Trevor. Sup? Sup? Can I see it again? Yeah, I'm a little dizzy. I've been given a lot of blood. Ooh. Stop. No, don't. No, not now. Stop. Quit it. Eggplant emoji.

[Toledo]

Stop.

[Brady]

All right, I'll do it one time. But if some guy started to handle, like, would you feel okay as a dad? If it's like some Dude's giving him 800 bucks just to show it. Oh, on the Internet. Saves you 800 bucks. Saves you money.

[Rich]

Yeah, it'd probably be okay.

[Brady]

Yeah, see, that's exactly what a good dad would do. My dad would have been like, of course he's doing that.

[Rich]

I can't be judgy on that. That all the stuff that I've looked.

[Brady]

At online, I mean, come on, you're looking at a lot of daughters a lot. You're looking at an awful lot of daughters making their way through school.

[Rich]

Bill Belichick's girlfriend.

[Brady]

That's.

[Rich]

Yeah, a lot of that. Three, four years away from that.

[Brady]

McAfee. Hit him. You've been fishing lately, Bill. Yeah, I caught a big one, that mermaid. But yeah. So I'm just curious, like, if that's something, like. You want him to sell plasma? Give his blood.

[Rich]

I want him to exhaust all the other options first before we're going there.

[Brady]

Get that helmet on TV asap.

[Rich]

He's going to need a new Internet plan, cuz he's going to have to get more bandwidth.

[Brady]

No, he's not. He doesn't have that big a one. He's not taking up bandwidth with his.

[Rich]

Dick matter how big it is.

[Brady]

His dick pics are not going to. I'm going to need more bandwidth. That's arrogant. I have. I can tell you right now, a thousand dick pics, your bandwidth, you can handle it. He's not gaming that hard, is he? And that's the thing. There's the catch right there. While he's doing a little Fortnite or whatever he plays, he gives a tug. That's a Twitch page.

[Rich]

Make sure your camera's on the right page.

[Brady]

It's a Twitch page.

[Rich]

You can't get naked on Twitch.

[Brady]

I don't know what it is. Only fans, gamers, where you kind of act like it's a twitch. You set it up, your head's not in it. You're playing games and tugging while you're gaming. I don't think I've seen that. Instead, the games go down roads.

[Rich]

I have any.

[Brady]

No, I know. I'm making it up. So there's the game on tv. Let's say it's Grand Theft Auto. And up in the corner. Corner. Usually it's PewDiePie or somebody. And he's talking. Instead, it's just a dude beating off.

[Rich]

The only person I think about that is Fitz. Because Fitz does that all the time.

[Brady]

He beats off in the game.

[Rich]

No, but he's massage down in the.

[Brady]

Corner instead of his face. It's just. It's just. And he's earning rent, so. Saves you money. So think about it.

[Rich]

All I want to know is that he's. I guess all I want to know is that he's got his portion cover.

[Brady]

No matter how it happens, by any means necessary. All I want to know.

[Rich]

All I want to know.

[Brady]

I don't need details, but think of it for yourself. If you were broke and you had a gaggle of gays that wanted to see your wiener and it would have paid rent, you'd have done it. Yeah. Yeah. On the Internet. It's harmless. No touchy, no names, no face. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I mean, Brady would have considered that.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Rich]

And with my newfound cash.

[Brady]

You telling me that dead broke in college and you don't want to hit your parents up because they're like, what's that like? No, I know. I have no idea either. It was awesome. Being wealthy.

[Toledo]

No, I. I would have a tough time with it.

[Brady]

Really?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Why? It's anonymous.

[Toledo]

You know, kind of like how you felt voting today. You just feel dirty.

[Brady]

Oh, I'd feel dirty. But sometimes that's okay. And you know what, Brady? I still did it. Still did it.

[Toledo]

You did. So I. I mean, you do it.

[Brady]

What? Show the D. Show the D for some gays. If you're broke in college and stuff.

[Toledo]

Stuff?

[Brady]

Well, there's no face out there. I'd probably knock over a liquor store first. But you do some Robin Italian, you would do something illegal first. Yeah. Wow. I'm throw my D out there because you're going to get D thrown in you for robbing liquor stores if you get caught. That's true. I never thought of that. Dumb.

[Toledo]

You don't get caught.

[Brady]

Well, that's the thing. You don't get caught. But if you do, these are in your life. You might as well make it your own. Yeah, I don't understand that. That anonymous, that's going to be really.

[Toledo]

Low on the list. I mean. Yeah, I mean, if it's the last ditch effort, I'm gonna find out. It's a different other ways, a different time.

[Brady]

Evidently not.

[Rich]

Of course there's other ways. It's getting him to do those goddamn other ways.

[Brady]

It's a problem. The other ways exist, but you would.

[Toledo]

Probably never suggest it to him. Oh, I almost.

[Rich]

Almost really cursed.

[Brady]

Yeah, you would never say, you know, it's time to start selling to the game.

[Toledo]

There's no way.

[Brady]

There's a whole population of homosexuals that love to see young boys D. What are you waiting for? Yeah, you're right, Brie. There's other ways, but. Other ways? Someone has to hire you. This way you just show up, you know, Kind of strange, but it's the new way. It would be impossible for you, Holmberg, to do an Only Fans video because your nose would keep getting in the way and people would recognize you. Yeah, right.

[Rich]

Shadow.

[Brady]

Did you see the. The outline of my face in the background? Oh, that's Holmberg for sure. Cyrano D. Wiener. I call myself Cyrano on my Only Fans page.

[Rich]

F you, Brady. You'd be doing cake farts if somebody paid your rent.

[Brady]

Would you do cake farts? All right, let's talk about that. You don't like the sex that way.

[Toledo]

You put the powder in there.

[Brady]

No, that's when you sit on a cake and fart on it. Oh, he would never do. That's wasting. It was a waste of cake.

[Toledo]

Well, he'd portion out some.

[Brady]

Yeah, this part's no good.

[Toledo]

It's not a full cake.

[Brady]

You know what else? It would taste just like that, bitches. Apple pie in the sewer drain. I was in here. Cake farts. Would you do food fetish, funny stuff anonymously? If it paid a bill, it's closer. But you wouldn't. You would embarrass yourself by farting in cake before you just whack off.

[Toledo]

Embarrassing. Embarrassing and humiliating.

[Brady]

But one's hilarious and the other one's you. Farting in a cake.

[Toledo]

Tough. That's a tough call.

[Brady]

And none of your friends are gonna stumble across across it and recognize you unless you start making that noise and you just turn the sound off. That's crazy.

[Toledo]

You just.

[Rich]

You would need one of those voice changers.

[Toledo]

Yeah, that's the thing. You think, everything's fine.

[Brady]

I'm drinking off on the only fans German herbs anonymously.

[Toledo]

Then you hear, dude, why'd you do it at your house? You go somewhere else for this.

[Brady]

In the back. You see that thing? Bogan's established 2007 beer cans and fish. It might be Brady's house. There's a girl sleeping on the floor.

[Toledo]

That's what I'd be ordering.

[Brady]

Don't awake the angel. Anyway, I mean, I don't have kids, so I don't have to worry about this, but. I know. Thinking of myself at age 19, I almost invested in a mushroom farm.

[Toledo]

What?

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. My friend Grant was going to grow mushrooms in his yard.

[Rich]

Oh, Yeah, I remember.

[Brady]

800 bucks. Get 8,000 in two months. God damn it. Here's 800. No, wait a minute. I need to think about this. And sure enough, it never came to fruition because turns out Grant's not much of a farmer.

[Toledo]

Did he break even?

[Brady]

He didn't ever do it. He took people's money. He's like, I couldn't get the product. I'm like, well, give us all. I didn't do it, but give us a grant from Tony Romans. Grant Steinberg.

[Toledo]

He got your money back.

[Brady]

I never gave it to him.

[Toledo]

Oh.

[Brady]

But the other guys chose not to invest. It was the early days of my Porkopolis. Maybe I should. Maybe I should. No, but he. Yeah, a couple other dudes got in on it with him, and then they got some hydroponic crazy, weird thing that they stuffed in his apartment. He had one of those apartments at a little tiny over in Dobson and Longmore. Those waterworks that used to be called the waterworks. They had, like, a little tiny backyard, but. So he had this box that he was going to grow mushrooms, and he guaranteed me it would start garnering four or five thousand dollars a month once he got these things. Cooking yards aren't that big. I mean, and he's getting investors involved. He needed like five grand to get it started. And I think he got there, but he bought the box and he bought the stuff, and then the mushrooms never happened because he's an idiot. And he tried to sell me by putting mushrooms on a pizza they ordered, and I bit one. It tasted like dirt. Like, what is this? No, you eating real mushrooms. Like, ah, I thought they looked funny. And then I got really mad and I started throw up. And that's what I'm like, maybe I shouldn't be doing business with these people.

[Toledo]

You're not the CEO I thought you were.

[Brady]

This is not how you pitch a product, sir. Besides, those taste like dirt. And he grew them in a bathtub. It was not good, but I was up for it. Now if Grant said, hey, I've got this thing, I'll just set up a camera. You alone and only you will see this video. You fired off there and invited anonymous room and a bunch of gays are gonna pay you to watch it. Do it. All right. They're not in the room with me, right? Oh, no, no. It's all anonymous. Across the world. You never know where they are. They don't know where you are. Man, this sounds good. I'd have done that for sure. I just don't have the confidence that anybody actually wants to watch me do that because it's ugly. It's not a pretty thing. But to each their own. Good luck to Toledo and his son. Anyway. As Toledo's World Turns continues on. We're just giving suggestions. You don't have to take them. Plasma's up there. I find that to be a little more.

[Toledo]

There's always Dre and some other stuff. Get him in a multi level marketing deal.

[Rich]

Then he's got to buy the product.

[Brady]

Don't you have to invest for an.

[Rich]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Speaking of plasma, we talked to Thriller last week. Our the host of the Squares, Corey Walsh. And he gives plasma away and gets paid for it. And then because he doesn't get paid a lot working over at the AM station and realized yesterday that that meal we had at Ocean44 with those 12 people was about. It would have taken about 12 gallons of Corey's blood to buy that. Oh my God, Cory. He'd be an emaciated little Mr. Burns like a raisin. I've given away all of my blood for one meal at Ocean44. I piloted a motor coach here. And I'm ready for my butcher's cut. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said, fully erect, Cease and desist at once. The rest of home bird's morning sickness. This is the big Red radio. It's time for the entertainment drill. I'm brought to you by our [e-mail] that's the home of tactical black self defense training. Their 25th anniversary is coming up. I've been telling you about their deal. 89 bucks for one month of training, you look at their schedule and say, I'm going to do that one and that one and that one and that one. You'll get your money's worth. Four. Sure. Let's say you do three classes a week for four weeks of the month. That's 12 classes. I'm pretty sure you can do the math on that faster than I can, but that's. That is cheap right there. That is inexpensive. If you just did three classes, if you did more than that, you're getting into like five and four dollars a class. Come on, get all over this thing and you guys will be thrilled with what you get. You get results pretty fast. You're going to get mental results right away. You'll hop on this thing immediately and it is a crawl, walk, run. The people in the classes aren't there to show you show you up. They're there to help you up. And you are becoming a sheepdog along with them. The more of those we have, the less wolves have a chance because there are less sheep for them to attack. Don't be a victim. Learn how you are actually presenting yourself as one and not even realizing you're doing it. They'll show you that right away. React defense dot com. That's the home tactical black Brady. Entertain me.

[Toledo]

Jason Kelsey was at State College, Pennsylvania for the Penn State Ohio State game.

[Brady]

That's pretty good stuff here.

[Toledo]

He was walking outside of Beaver Stadium when a guy called Travis, hold on.

[Brady]

That stadium's called Beaver Stadium? Yeah. I didn't know that.

[Rich]

Always has been.

[Brady]

Penn State is Beaver Stadium. That was Happy Valley. Well, I know that. I just like to call it Happy Valley Stadium too.

[Toledo]

So he, the guy called his brother Travis the homophobic slur for dating Taylor Swift.

[Brady]

Homo F word.

[Toledo]

Yep. Yeah, Jason turned around, grabbed the guy's phone, smashed it on the ground and picked it up again. Yeah, the idiot, he said. When the idiot asked for his phone back, Jason called him.

[Brady]

He said, who's the homo F word now. Yeah, I watched this video and there's also a question whether or not he grabbed the right guy's phone, a phone, and mashed it into the earth. And not sure that's the dude who called him the homo F word.

[Toledo]

Not the best look, either way.

[Brady]

Either way it's passable. Yeah, enough with that stuff. If someone calls you a name and makes you angry. Look, we have degrees of murder. They'll allow you third degree crime of passion if you murder someone and there's justifiable reason. Same thing with the homo F word. If you call me the homo F word or someone I care about and are in my face doing it, there's a good chance I'm gonna mash something of yours. If you're attacking me with that stuff, although it is stupid, he should have avoided it. And I'm going to say the homo F word back to you. That's the conversation the other guy started. So it's not Jason Kelce is not homophobic or needs to be canceled or anything else. He had a moment where his anger and his passion got the best of him and he slurred out of. Did anyone not watch Christmas Story? Remember when Ralphie was beaten up again and all those terrible words he lost his mind and terrible horrible words came flying out of his face. He can't help it. It's the way you feel.

[Toledo]

You told me about this and I just saw the video on tmz. But the Mira laga.

[Brady]

Mira lago no lago Mira logo. No mira laga. It's a Lago Brady Lago. Like the Clint Eastwood movie where they painted the town red. The town of Lago. Very good town. A lot of good people there didn't like the new sheriff so they kicked him out.

[Toledo]

Just like a mama has robotic rovers prancing around those. I think Boston Acoustics makes them.

[Brady]

The Boston Acoustics are making robot dogs.

[Toledo]

They've got a 10 inch subwoofer on.

[Brady]

The dudes that make speakers. Pablo is in charge of buying. Mr. President, I bought you this awesome things dog made by speaker people that'll kill all your enemies on the side.

[Toledo]

Lost to Dynamics. They're patrolling the grounds. They're no longer. They're gonna start using it because it can be controlled by someone. Just like a drone patrols the whole area.

[Brady]

Robot dogs will now protect the President. And you know why we did that, Brady?

[Toledo]

They call them commanders.

[Brady]

That's right. Because we had. Biden's dog was eating everybody. And then of course because of Biden, all these people came in and ate all the Secret Service dogs. These Haitians were everywhere running around eating the Secret Service dogs. I like seemed to bite into that and not gonna happen, Bridge. Not gonna happen. Gonna have robot dogs. The future Elon Musk dogs.

[Toledo]

In theaters this weekend. Heretic. That's the Hugh Grant movie where he plays a nice old man opens his door to two young Christian missionaries.

[Brady]

I saw the this looks pretty dude.

[Toledo]

That did the script for A Quiet Place. Yeah, in this movie it does look creepy.

[Brady]

He's a nice old British man and two missionaries come to his house and then that he just does horrible stuff to them.

[Toledo]

Then the other one's called Elevation. Anthony Mackey and Morena Baccarin star in this post apocalypse apocalyptic monster movie where the plan's been overrun by creatures that have wiped out most of humanity. For some reason they don't go anywhere higher than 8,000ft. So the surviving humans have to sit.

[Brady]

On top of mountains.

[Toledo]

But his son has this bad sickle cell. No, he's got a disease. He needs to get an oxygen machine before he dies. So he's got to go down.

[Brady]

You don't take him with nothing, kid.

[Toledo]

But Mackie is going down to get the machine.

[Brady]

I'm not taking the kid up on the mountain. We've got my choice. You've got a choice.

[Toledo]

Well, he was fine at first. It just got worse.

[Brady]

They knew about it going in. If they knew he had the disease before he started trekking up. That. That's like taking Thriller and you have to. Everybody's got to run 20 miles an hour. Story problems like carrying you around.

[Toledo]

We need this machine.

[Brady]

No. Nope. You just die. You don't start looking for medical. No, that's stupid. If I don't buy into the premise immediately that it looks like you're not going to make it.

[Toledo]

Starts getting sick and all of a sudden they need this machine and they don't have it.

[Brady]

This machine is not his son.

[Toledo]

You're going down to get that machine.

[Brady]

The I am. Do you hear the thing you said earlier about the 8000 and Below Fit monsters?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

That keeps me from wanting to save the boy.

[Toledo]

You got some guns.

[Brady]

You're an idiot. Well, that movie's stupid. You stay up there until someone brings you the machine. You make a couple of calls or you start shouting from the top of that mountain. Nobody comes. Just look at the boy and go. It was a nice run, kid. Should have thought of that before. He's the only one with the respiratory problem. Called collateral damage.

[Toledo]

Others too.

[Brady]

Nope. Collateral damage. Brady. The strong shall survive our new elevation living situation.

[Toledo]

I don't want to watch them. Save them at 8, 000ft. I want to see some of these monsters. Yeah.

[Brady]

I want to see them down there.

[Toledo]

And get into it.

[Brady]

What you do is throw the sick kid to the monsters and then you run by him. Try to get out of there. You could chum them in a big way. You don't bring the weak along to the strong party. Sorry, Thriller. The thriller ain't coming with us. We gotta climb this mountain. At 8,000ft. You can't come. But I. No. Cory, I'm sorry. You're gonna make the monsters fat. He knows it. Heck, the way my foot is right now, I'm standing next to Thriller. We're a buffet.

[Toledo]

I'd carry you, but I have to carry my pieces.

[Brady]

I've also not taken you. I need rationings. You're not gonna be helpful. Along with. Okay, we got a couple of pounds of. Well, that's gone. Where'd the food go?

[Toledo]

Don't throw the bacon away.

[Brady]

It's been eight hours. I think we gotta start eating each other.

[Toledo]

Here's a list of celebrities who are over 90 years old. A couple of them I didn't.

[Brady]

Not Quincy Jones anymore.

[Toledo]

Yoko ono.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Toledo]

91.

[Brady]

Oh. Start the clock. Yeah.

[Toledo]

William Daniels.

[Brady]

Is he still alive? The voice of Kit.

[Toledo]

97.

[Brady]

Holy smokes. Yeah, he was the Kit voice. And he was Dr. Mark Craig. That's right. Dr. Mark.

[Toledo]

He was in Boy Meets World.

[Brady]

That's right. He was the teacher.

[Toledo]

Robert Wagner. 94.

[Brady]

No kidding. Mr.

[Toledo]

Hot. Barbara Eden.

[Brady]

Also number one, if you recall. Also the guy in the boat with Christopher Walken when they killed his wife. Barbara eden's in her 90s.

[Toledo]

92.

[Brady]

Still make a run.

[Toledo]

Michael Kane.

[Brady]

I knew that. It's 90 and she's still just 16 years old. If he still sounds like that. Somebody go grab my insure. I need another enema.

[Toledo]

Maybe a little shaky, or is he knighted? Is it Sir Michael King?

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Toledo]

He just released a new album. Willie Nelson is 91.

[Brady]

I haven't had a solid movement in over six years.

[Rich]

He is knighted.

[Brady]

Sir Michael Caine. A diaper full of night juice. I'm sorry, love. I can't get on one knee to be knighted. I'll erupt from the back end.

[Rich]

He's got two other distinctions, too. He was Commander of the Order of the British Empire.

[Brady]

That's right.

[Rich]

In 1993. And commander of the Order of Arts and Letters.

[Brady]

And also haven't blinked since 1996. Don't blink that.

[Rich]

It went further back than that.

[Brady]

No blinking makes you weak.

[Toledo]

And Gene Hackman's the last one. 94. The other ones we know.

[Brady]

Well, Clint's closing in, right? He's 89.

[Toledo]

I think Clint Eastwood is 94.

[Brady]

He is?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, my goodness. And Morgan Freeman's got to be right knocking on that door as well.

[Toledo]

He's still in his 80s.

[Brady]

Clint is 94 years old.

[Toledo]

He's really.

[Brady]

I mean, like, I know he's 94, but, like, from Gran Torino to now, man, that dude has you ever, ever watch Cry Macho? No, I didn't see that one. Gran Torino, and I was done.

[Toledo]

Watch it.

[Brady]

Do yourself a favor. Bad or that? Good. It's so hard.

[Toledo]

He still got it, man.

[Brady]

Ladies still want to bone this old fella. He's 90 when he made this. And then he punches a guy in the face with one of what looks like you might as well have just swung some angel hair pasta at him. And he hits him. And the guy goes, oh, I'll be back, old man. It's like the punch hurts so bad. This cartel member had to run for off.

[Toledo]

He's scared.

[Brady]

He's squirrel. He squares up against him. The guy's like, oh, I don't want any of that. When literally it's, hey, you bastard. It's Italian in the wind out there.

[Toledo]

William Shatner's 93.

[Brady]

He looks great.

[Toledo]

The 50 best TV shows of the 21st century. All 50. Here we go. Now.

[Brady]

The office has to be on top of that. 30 Rock has to be on Seinfeld.

[Toledo]

30 Rock is number four.

[Brady]

Sopranos. Seinfeld was the 90s.

[Toledo]

Number two.

[Brady]

Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad is.

[Toledo]

This surprised me. Breaking Bad is on the list. They came in at 16.

[Brady]

Well, better call Saul changed Breaking Bad, I think. I think Better Call Saul was better. I'd put it up top with Sopranos, though.

[Toledo]

They put it at number seven.

[Brady]

Better Call Saul. Better Call Saul is a great show.

[Toledo]

What's the top five?

[Brady]

What's number one?

[Toledo]

Top five? The Wire, 30 Rock.

[Brady]

Meyer was the. The 90s, wasn't it?

[Toledo]

The Wire, 2002 through 2008. Succession number three, Soprano's number two.

[Brady]

Game of Thrones is going to be on the. Mad Men is number one. No, Soprano should be above Mad Men. You and I will both. That's not even an Italian thing. No, I agree. I'm not Italian, and I couldn't agree more. Yeah, Game of Thrones didn't make the list.

[Toledo]

Did not. In the top 20.

[Brady]

Wow. Because it's so bad at the end.

[Toledo]

Oh. Jack Horseman, number 10.

[Brady]

Not so bad.

[Toledo]

Freaks and geeks. It's on the bubble. It started in 99.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's close.

[Toledo]

That's about the only.

[Brady]

Sopranos is arguably the greatest of all time. I put Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad in that argument. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Toledo]

98.

[Brady]

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