11-28-25 - Guad Squares - Biden/Harris - Tracy Morgan - Trump - Gordon Ramsey - Hallmark Animal Savior Brady - De Niro - Netanyahu/Gene Simmons - Nov 2024 BO

Summary

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Guad Squares: Presidential Impressions, Celebrity Chaos & Arizona Antics

Episode Date: November 28, 2025
Host: John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Special Emcee: Corey Walsh ("Thriller")

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Episode Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness centers on the ever-popular “Guadalupe Squares,” the show’s Arizona spin on Hollywood Squares. The crew dives into chaotic, fast-paced character impressions of celebrities and political figures (real and exaggerated), mixing in quick-witted banter, local digs, and satirical commentary on politics, pop culture, and radio life.

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Key Discussion Points & Segment Breakdown

1. Introduction & Square Lineup (01:23)

• Host Corey Walsh kicks off the squares, introducing the chaotic cast of characters: Biden/Harris, Tracy Morgan, Trump, Gordon Ramsay, Hallmark Animal Savior Brady, De Niro, Netanyahu/Gene Simmons, and more.
• Theme: Parodying topical politics and pop culture through improv character bits.

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2. Presidential Turnover & the Biden/Harris Square (01:28 - 02:55)

Main Gags & Dialogue:

• Biden and Harris are portrayed as clinging to office, painting pictures of themselves, and contemplating occupancy after election loss.
• Notable Quote:
  • “Never give up. Ever. You got hope when you concede and tell people you’re not gonna run anymore. Never give up. Always keep trying.” (Biden impression, [02:22])
• Light jabs at transition protocols, presidential portraits, and "who gets the square" after political careers end.

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3. Tracy Morgan’s Birthday & Lawsuit Gags (03:00 - 04:29)

Highlights:

• Tracy Morgan character riffs on making his "best money" getting hit by Walmart trucks and catches up on age and Hollywood projects.
• Notable Quote:
  • “One night I made 30 times that amount just getting run over by a truck. Think I’m not gonna try that again.” (Tracy Morgan, [03:12])
• Humor about the passage of time in the square ("now I’m 56, by the time the show's over, I’m gonna be 110”).

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4. Trump in the Square: Political Satire & Deportation Rants (04:33 - 05:51)

Highlights:

• Trump character brags about election wins and promises mass deportations (“not just Mexicans and Haitians… but liberal cucks…”).
• Notable Quote:
  • “I’ve got a great handicap. Much better than Mark Cuban’s on the golf course.” (Trump, [04:49])
  • “Guess what? Enjoy your time up in cup. Da da. Because I just started a new country. And it's gonna be where you live, watching your wife take it from a Republican the right way.” ([05:37])

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5. Gordon Ramsay’s Birthday: Cake Fiasco (05:51 - 06:39)

Segment Details:

• Ramsay character receives joke “monkfish cake with risotto frosting” and loses it over the bad culinary gift.
• Notable Quote:
  • “Unbelievable. What are you doing, Donkey? I want a good cake. Red velvet monkfish cake.” (Ramsay, [06:10])

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6. Hallmark Animal Savior Brady (06:47 - 07:44)

Highlights:

• Brady as a Hallmark animal rescuer discusses saving an injured javelina (“broken tusk”) and adopting it for the holidays.
• Jokes about animal naming conventions and the ethics of Arizona-style bacon.

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7. Robert De Niro Square: Fatherhood & Political Angst (07:51 - 09:02)

Highlights:

• De Niro character is anxious about Trump’s return, references his new baby, considers moving.
• Notable Quote:
  • “Last night, Brett's dog hit my tire right in the face.” (De Niro, [08:34])
  • “My baby's growing up in a horrible place. I can't live in a life like this, Brett, you know?” ([07:57])

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8. Netanyahu/Gene Simmons: Surreal Political Riffs (09:44 - 10:59)

Segment Highlights:

• Netanyahu and Gene Simmons (KISS) square engages in over-the-top dark humor about the Israeli conflict, merging rock star ego with political bravado.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “And now that Trump is president. I'm sorry, nothing good is going to happen to that country.” (Gene Simmons, [11:10])
  • “We're going to save or start the season. After all, the last Hamas is dead, we're going to start our brand new KISS Jews and Stews program.” (Gene Simmons, [10:25])

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9. Listener Game Play: Pop Culture Trivia in the Squares (14:14 - 22:05)

Format:

• Listeners Jamie and Don take turns picking squares, answering trivia-hosted questions tied to the square’s subject.
• Square characters respond with bits and jokes before answering true/false trivia.

Sample Questions and Banter:

• “Torpedoes weren’t invented when the term ‘damn the torpedoes’ was first used in 1864.” ([15:31])
  • Trump says, “That’s stupid... That's something Kamala would say.”
• “President Andrew Jackson once received a 22,300 pound wheel of cheese as a gift. True or false?” ([19:51])
  • Trip Reed: "I'll say that's false. That's too much cheese to drag the one, man. Even Brady."
  • Jamie disagrees with Trip, turns out to be wrong, banter ensues.
• “Bubblegum first became pink in the 1940s when red dye was added to make it more appealing...” ([21:24])
  • Tracy Morgan claims, “That's true.”

Memorable Caller Interaction:

• Playful ribbing of caller Jamie about her voice, smoking, and imagined appearance:
  • “You're like my little Kathleen Turner. Only not so little. Are you about a size 14? I'm making a suit.” (Trip, [19:05])
  • “Jugs ahoy. Hee hee.” (Trip, [19:42])

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10. Arizona Jokes & Closing Banter (22:18 - 23:31)

• Observations on the “quality” of Arizona callers and education ("48th, 49th…50th in education"), proposing “AI contestants” for future squares.
• Debate on the difference between “savings” and “profit” in giving prizes to listeners:
  • "You don’t start giving the profit back, then you’re the public school system trying... 50th place like Katie..." ([23:18])

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Notable Quotes

• Biden Impression: “Never give up. Always keep trying. Brady. I'm not crying. I'm strong.” ([02:22])
• Tracy Morgan: “I look good for 53 and haven’t been under a Walmart semi once. Not many people can say that.” ([03:37])
• Trump Impression: “We’re not gonna hire any of those [ADA compliant workers]… I like my employees to be able to run when I need them, forward and back.” ([05:00])
• De Niro: “I’m feeling pretty bad. I’m stay in America for a little while… My baby is growing up in a horrible place…” ([07:54])
• Gene Simmons: “We're going to save or start the season. After all, the last Hamas is dead, we're going to start our brand new KISS Jews and Stews program…” ([10:25])
• Trip: “That’s too much cheese to drag the one, man. Even Brady.” ([20:12])

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Tone & Style

• Fast, frenetic, uncompromisingly irreverent
• Heavy use of parody, stereotype, and over-the-top impressions
• Arizona-centric, with humor targeting local politics, education, and culture

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment / Notable Moment | |-------------|------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:23 | Corey introduces the Guadalupe Squares lineup | | 01:28-02:55 | Biden/Harris impersonation & political transition jokes | | 03:00-04:29 | Tracy Morgan’s (fake) birthday/lawsuit bits | | 04:33-05:51 | Trump’s return, mass deportation, and presidential boasts | | 05:58-06:39 | Gordon Ramsay’s birthday, bad cake, and chef abuse | | 06:47-07:44 | Hallmark Animal Savior Brady segment | | 07:51-09:02 | Robert De Niro square: Political anxiety & personal woes | | 09:44-10:59 | Netanyahu/Gene Simmons—KISS, politics, and dark satire | | 14:14-22:05 | Listener game play: Trivia, square banter, and phone fun | | 22:18-23:31 | Arizona jokes, AI contestants, savings vs. profit banter |

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Final Thoughts

For fans of rapid-fire character bits, caustic but clever political and pop culture humor—and those who love local flavor—this episode is a treasure trove of ad-libs and absurdities. The core of the episode is the chemistry of the cast, their ability to riff in character, and their equal-opportunity lampooning of public figures and listeners alike. It's unpredictable, off-color, and tailor-made for the loyal 98KUPD audience.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[C]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin top left square with the losing Harrison Piper.

[A]

We're still present. Still present. A little longer. I'm gonna put a painting here. Yeah, I'm gonna have a new chair glide down. We're moving in. You heard it yesterday. Or whenever. Wednesday. Get the out of my house, bitch.

[B]

Can you say something to reassure my wife?

[A]

Reassure your wife? She's gonna be just fine. The other one. Reassure your wife. Is she here legally? Yes. Tell her that. You know what? She should grab her own strap up, sister. It's gonna get fun. That's what I say. Oh, let me go back in my square now. A couple more minutes and this guy will be out.

[C]

Not too much longer.

[A]

Portraits of me. 50, 50 states, 50 portraits of me in the square. That'll be up on January 7th or something like that just to commemorate the anniversary. Who wants a square back? We're going to be there January 20th. We're going to be here still, right? Right before. Are we staying? Are we going to be in a square after all this is over? Brad? What?

[B]

Is it, Brad?

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

Get out my square.

[A]

I just want to. I just want. I just want to say. Talking. I will not get the out of your square, bitch. I just want to say as I quit. Never give up. Ever. You got hope when you concede and tell people you're not gonna run anymore. Never give up. Always keep trying. Brady. I'm not crying. I'm strong. Let's work together. Get out of the square, bitch.

[C]

There you are. I knew you were in there somewhere.

[A]

I knew you were in there, too, Obama.

[C]

Well, I'll let you guys lift your wounds. Let's move on ahead here to birthday boy Tracy Morgan.

[A]

That's my birthday. How you doing? What's up, Thriller?

[C]

Do you still have the lawsuit money?

[A]

I do have lawsuit money. I'm running a little low, so I'll be out on the freeway this weekend performing live in front of a Walmart truck.

[C]

There you go. Good for you.

[A]

That's right. I don't know what else to do. That's the most lucrative thing I ever done. I worked so hard all my life. Stand up comedy, dirty rock, doing movies with Kevin Smith even though nobody liked it. One night I made 30 times that amount just getting run over by a truck. Think I'm not gonna try that again.

[C]

Really?

[A]

How old am I? 53. 53 years old.

[C]

I'll say 50 something.

[A]

I look good for 53 and haven't been under a Walmart semi once. Not many people can say that. I can still whip through this ass running backwards. Not many people who've been on the Walmart truck say that.

[B]

I thought your back was messed up.

[A]

It doesn't feel good. But I still run faster than him backwards.

[B]

Tracy, guess what?

[A]

You just got three years older. You're 56. I'm 50. Did you see that? Time is flying. How did that happen? We must be having a blast. Cause I didn't feel the last three years happened. Second golf's 53. Who's president? It's almost election year. The way Brady works. I was 53 when this started. This square. Now I'm 56. By the time the show's over, I'm gonna be 110.

[C]

Let's stay focused here.

[A]

I'm gonna have a bunch of birthdays. Happy birthday, Brady. Thank you thanks.

[C]

You might make it to 100 that way.

[A]

Who knows?

[C]

Let's move on over to our recent winner, President Trump.

[A]

Very President Elect Trump gonna be President Trump again. Great to see you, Thriller. Excellent job. We won't deport you. It would take forever. I don't know where you're from, but you're gonna stay right there. I'm great to the handicap. The handicap people love me. They love you. In fact, I've got a great handicap. Much better than Mark Cuban's on the golf course. I'm so much better.

[B]

Is the White House ADA compliant?

[A]

Pardon?

[B]

Is the White House ADA compliant?

[A]

I don't know. It doesn't need to be. We're not gonna hire any of those.

[B]

No, Thriller's not on.

[A]

No, Thriller can't be there. We like to get things done. I like to have people I can just. A lot of things say send. Cor, I don't want to wait 20 minutes. I like. I like my employees to be able to run when I need them forward and back.

[C]

Call me at 6am for a 2pm meeting.

[A]

Exactly. We've got to. Brett won't even be awake. It's just a thing. You guys aren't invited. This isn't going to happen. I'm going to get out of this Parker Square, get back over to the good presidential Square. I'll be back. It's great.

[C]

I will be happy to have you.

[A]

And we're also starting our mass deportation. Not just of the Mexicans and the illegals and the Haitians eating our animals. Also of liberal cucks that wouldn't shut up over the last two years. Bashing me, trying to throw me in jail. Guess what? Enjoy your time up in cup. Da da. Because I just started a new country. And it's gonna be where you live, watching your wife take it from a Republican the right way. Am I right, Rhett? That's right. Damn right. Thank you for your support.

[C]

Plenty of plans so far. Let's head on over now. To the left middle Square. Another birthday, Mr. Gordon Ramsay.

[A]

Happy birthday to me. Did someone make me a cake? I made you a monkfish cake. Monkfish ca. With tons of risotto frosting. Yes.

[B]

Yuck.

[A]

Terrible break. The worst cake I've ever had. Sorry. Sorry, Chef. Unbelievable. What are you doing, Donkey? I want a good cake. Red velvet monkfish cake. Back in the oven shop. Gotta put my cake in the oven. This is unbelievable. What'd you get me for my birthday, Corey?

[C]

What I got you was filet mignon. Deep fried.

[A]

Very good. You can't afford it. I don't want it. You bought it with plasma money.

[C]

That's the fl. That's the glaze on top.

[A]

That makes me sick. You're going to kill someone.

[C]

You would like it if it was French.

[A]

You make me want to run backwards from you. Just keep my eye on you. All right, well, before everyone any more.

[C]

Birthdays, let's head on over to the center square. Hallmark animal savior Brady.

[A]

That's right. It's the Hallmark movie season. I just got watching Christmas Island. Christmas island was on.

[B]

That's right.

[C]

I heard about this.

[A]

Christmas island was a great program. I'm gonna be reviewing my Hallmark stuff, and I'm gonna save any animal I find. There was a wild javelina I saw on the side of the road just outside, and I'm like, you know what? He's got no home. But not this holiday season. There's my brand new javelina pig living in my backyard.

[C]

What?

[A]

Kirby, too. I call it broken tusk. You're a broken tusk. Any kid. No. Everything I love is named Kirby.

[C]

You hoping true. You're hoping for some, like, Arizona style bacon. What's your goal here?

[A]

Oh, I didn't think of that. Wait a minute. There's a whole bunch of bacon on the back of that thing.

[C]

Yeah, it's a javelina.

[A]

I had to call my neighbor Muckrett, ready to have him slice this javelina's throat. Put him out of his misery. He shouldn't be in the backyard. Nuts out for peanut.

[C]

That's very true. Let's head on over now to the middle right square. Robert De Niro joining us.

[A]

Go ahead, Bobby.

[C]

What's going on, man? You on TikTok?

[A]

I'll tell you, I'm upset right now. Thank you. I'm a little upset. The big orange menace is back in the. Back in the office. Oh, oh, oh. Are you staying here? I'm feeling pretty bad. I'm stay in America for a little while. Stay for a little while. Then maybe I'm going to move away. Not thinking about staying for the whole time. Where you going, Brett? We going back to Italy? No, no, I'm staying here. How's the baby? My baby is growing up in a horrible place. I'm a father of an infant. I can't live in a life like this, Brett, you know? Oh, oh, oh. Trying to keep it together. I'm an old man. I'm sure. Last night, Brett's dog hit my tire right in the face.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Flipping off a little bit about the current political situation. Dogs hate that stuff. I know that for sure. I don't know, Brett. I don't know. I don't know what's coming. You talking to me, Brady? You looking at me, huh? Brady, do me a favor. Just let me know something I need to know. Are you ready? Who did you vote for? Trump. Little Nazi Pavlovian response there.

[C]

Proud on over. Now to the bottom left square. Brady secrets, right? Give us a hint.

[A]

Hi, guys. I'm 49 years old. I'm an actress. Let's start. Let's hang on. Let's talk about Sharknado. Oh, hey, you were in Sharknado? My joke fell out. Your boobs are out.

[C]

Happens to us all. Don't feel too bad.

[A]

I'm beautiful, right? You were very pretty at one point. Who's hungry? Nobody. Me either. You don't eat? You're not eating anymore? Yeah. Just checking. All right.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Well, before we hurt your brain anymore, let's go to the bottom of the square here. We got Gene Spins together.

[A]

That's exactly right. Israeli President Benjamin Netanyahu. Very shalom. Shalom to all.

[C]

Shalom. Almost the season.

[A]

Tis the season very soon. And hopefully we'll be rid of all Palestinians by this Chanukah. I'm very excited about it. I have a special guest you'd like to hear from him. Benjamin Netanyahu's talk show Square. I'd like to bring in a very special Jew, my good friend, Gene Simmons. Gene, take it away. Gene, are you here? Wait a minute. Of course I'm here. How are you, Benjamin? Good to see you both.

[B]

That you were just here.

[A]

I'm Gene Simmons from Kiss and we're going to kill all the Hamas. Wow, that's right. We're going to kill them all. We're going to save or start the season. After all, the last Hamas is dead. We're going to start our brand new KISS Jews and Stews program for all the leftover children of Palestine. The Jews and Stews.

[C]

Is that a tour or.

[A]

Let me interrupt here real quick. Gene. Benjamin Netanyahu here, President of Israel. What Gene said is exactly right. And I would have said it almost the exact same way. That's right, Benny. Thanks, Gene.

[B]

Man, what is going on?

[C]

What a show you guys are.

[A]

That means something to someone in Israel, I'm sure.

[C]

I'll ask. He'll let me know.

[A]

Gene, does it mean something to you? It does. It means we're going to kill them all. And now that Trump is president. I'm sorry, nothing good is going to happen to that country. Hear the words you say sometimes.

[B]

I mean, who talks like that?

[A]

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[C]

Head on over now. Bottom right square Our Lord and Savior, Trip Reed yes.

[A]

Sorry about the dinner, Cory.

[C]

No, it's okay. I never expected to be invited anyway. You're fine.

[A]

Some clients come along and deserve a little schmooze. And Jeff Jr. And his family and 15 employees that I like the most and a few stragglers from outside and a couple of people who have never had Opus 12017 from the cellar. And just anybody that wanted it. Except for you, were invited to the dinner and you were Selling plasma. Yeah, that was it. I called. I forgot. Hey, Brady. I called Cory. I said, cory, want to go to dinner? That's what I was gonna say, but you didn't answer cause you were dizzy from head having no blood that day.

[C]

That's right.

[A]

I was too drained and I was in a hurry. So you did get invited.

[C]

But sorry, you said big clients. I'll assume you mean Tasha and Jeannie when you say big clients.

[A]

Tasha and Jeannie were there. They just showed up. But you didn't. Cuz your brain was bubbling. You think?

[C]

I know where that steakhouse is. I have no idea where you are.

[A]

That's exactly right, Cory. Wow. Cory doesn't know where we were. Brady, let's go again.

[B]

That was cool. You.

[A]

You tipped the valet $1,000. He deserved it. He had to walk so far being so incredibly ambulatory and mobile. Corey, you should be a valet.

[C]

I could fake getting hit and make it an insurance claim.

[A]

That's exactly what I was thinking. All right, who's on the phone? Don and Jamie are on the phone. Jamie is a girl, I assume. Jamie, are you there? Yes, Jamie and a Trump America.

[C]

Oh, that is true.

[A]

Here we go. Jim, I don't know where I want to be here. Don, are you there? Yes.

[C]

All right, Jamie, you're a lady named Don.

[A]

We got a lot of guys named Don in here. Not a fan. Jamie, what square do you want? First go. Trump drop.

[C]

Straightforward. Knows what she wants.

[A]

She picked me on Tuesday, she did it again on Friday. And I'm gonna be right there in your corner for the next probably 12 to 15 years.

[C]

That's right.

[A]

Never gonna have another election again, that's for sure.

[B]

What?

[A]

Make my groceries cheaper? That's exactly right. We're gonna get your groceries cheaper as you sound like an eater.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Oh, come on. Whoa. I can say whatever I want. I could say whatever I want. Now we're all there. Jamie, you're a human being. We all eat, we all eat. Just only chunky people would be mad at that phrase. So now you. Now I know for sure. And that laugh, that dead giveaway that there's red velvet leftover in your fridge right now.

[C]

Oh, band name. Red velvet leftover.

[A]

Red velvet leftover. Great band name. I like that. Cory Berry. We'll start a band. Alright. Big Red velvet leftovers.

[C]

I got a big question for you, President Elect.

[A]

Go ahead.

[C]

Torpedoes weren't invented when the term damn the torpedoes was first used in 1864.

[A]

That's stupid, Cory. Why would people say a word that hadn't been invented yet. Before it was invented. That's crazy. That's something Pablo Francisco would say. In fact, that's something Kamala would say. A dumb thing like that would only fall out of the mouth of Kamala. Get out of my house, bitch. In fact, I think Tom Petty invented Damn the torpedoes in 1976 in an incredible album we all remember. Good man. He probably is a good man. Great man. Florida guy, I think. Was he a big fan of yours? Big fan of mine. We used to always diddy parties. That's how he died. People don't know. Go ahead. Petty. Petty parties. I'll say. That's false. There's no way you use a word for something that hasn't been invented yet.

[C]

All right, over to Jamie. What is your. I'm sorry to agree or disagree?

[A]

True.

[B]

She says true.

[C]

Okay, so that is correct.

[A]

Curveball there.

[C]

So I'll get you the square. Actually gets the square. Congratulations. All right, we hop on over to Don. What do you think?

[A]

Yes. Sorry, I'm at work. Everybody on the Squares lately has been like, corey the valet. Why is it all taking so goddamn long? Okay, so the. She got what? The top.

[C]

You got Trump, top right.

[A]

There are literally eight squares left. You cannot lose. What's the one below Trump got? Bad Wi Fi.

[C]

Below Trump is Robert De Niro.

[A]

All right, so Robert De Niro. Okay, we'll do that for you. After hearing your callers on the show, I realize why it's taking Arizona so long to count the votes.

[B]

We're with you, Bob.

[A]

There's more clean.

[C]

48Th. 49th in education. Is that right?

[A]

I got it.

[B]

50Th.

[A]

50Th. Last place. I gotta. I gotta tell you, I gotta. I'm a tough old man. I'm a bad man. Taxi Driver.

[C]

Let me get your mic off that for a minute.

[A]

I'm sorry. Try to choke it down.

[C]

That's all right.

[A]

Now, what are you looking at? Brett, make me a steak. True or false?

[C]

There are nearly 34,000 licensed cabs in New York City. Only 29,000 personal vehicles.

[A]

I remember New York City when it was good.

[B]

What's so bad about it?

[A]

Trump's running it. I'm a tough old man. I have to say that's probably true.

[C]

Gonna say it's true. Okay. Now, Don, do you agree or disagree?

[A]

I'm gonna have to go with true.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

He said no, it's. He missed it. Yeah.

[C]

My head. Sorry. A little blink noise messed me up.

[A]

Me, too.

[C]

X gets the square. So if we have. Let's see. Jamie goes for Trip. She can get the win, you know.

[A]

I don't want to hear Trip.

[C]

You see?

[A]

You do or don't. Yeah. She wants to hear me. I do. Of course I want to. She wants to hear me say her name. Ooh. Jamie. Ooh. Yeah. Hey, Jamie, unroll that pack of smokes in your sleeve and let's have one together.

[C]

You smoked?

[A]

Does it sound that bad? You're terrible. Because I work at a call center, too, and I always wonder how I sound. Now I feel like I sound like the big girl who smokes too much. Yeah.

[C]

That's the kind of sentence that went to a game of Clue.

[A]

Yeah. No, either that or it just sounds. Sounds like you've been working in a salt mine and just breathing in all day. I find your voice sexy. What? Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You're like my little Kathleen Turner. Only not so little. Are you about a size 14? I'm making a suit.

[B]

Don like that one?

[A]

Don liked that a lot. Jamie, it. We don't know what you really look like, but what we're picturing isn't good. Let's just say I'm heavy on top. Ooh. Like your chin.

[C]

Which one?

[A]

How far up do I have to go? Your nose. Like homework. You got some big ones, huh? Jugs ahoy. Hee hee.

[C]

I think that's what you need. Your boat, right?

[A]

Can you float? It is now. Jamie's. Jugs ahoy. Bet you bite a chip. That makes sense.

[C]

All right, Trip, we got a question for you here.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

President Andrew Jackson once received a 22,300 pound wheel of cheese as a gift. True or false?

[A]

He was present like the late 1800s. That's a. I bring about £2,000 of cheese to John's house on Sundays. I'll say that's false. That's too much cheese to drag the one, man. Even Brady.

[B]

Even you.

[A]

It's true. Yeah, that's a lot of cheese. I'll say false.

[C]

Okay, you're gonna say false. Now, Jamie for the win. Do you agree or disagree?

[A]

Ooh, he said false.

[C]

Yes, he did.

[A]

I disagree.

[C]

That is not correct.

[A]

Are you kidding me?

[B]

Next.

[C]

One win.

[A]

Really? Yeah. She's not blown away by 2,300 pounds of cheese. That's short work between smokes. Next square win. Yes.

[C]

Let's hop on over to Don one more time. Here. Make your selection.

[A]

What was his name? His birthday?

[B]

Tracy Morgan.

[A]

Tracy Morgan. Just say the black guy.

[B]

Gordon Ramsay.

[A]

Happy birthday. Thanks, Don. It's my birthday. It's Gordon Ramsay's birthday, too. But I know what he meant when he said, I don't remember his name.

[C]

You have an easy name to remember.

[A]

Don just said basically out loud what all those white people are thinking. All their names sound alike. No, I did not say that. You kind of did, but that's all right. Happy birthday. When's your birthday?

[C]

Don't.

[A]

I've had three since the show started. What's that? Never mind. Go ahead, Walt.

[C]

Let me go ahead and help you out here, Tracy. Bubblegum first became pink in the 1940s when red dye was added to make it more appealing and lighter than its original drab color.

[A]

What was the original drab color? Black. I bet white people hate everything black and change the color of it, don't they?

[B]

Dark gray is like ashy gray ash.

[A]

It needs some lotion, that's all. Get a little lotion on it. You don't put lotion on your gum. That's dumb. Just make it pink. I like them all pink. And they're all pink. Laying down bubblegum and otherwise. And if you're laying under a Walmart truck, there's a lot of pink.

[C]

I'll say.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

Okay, let's hop on over to Don. Do you agree or disagree?

[A]

True. Okay.

[C]

Very proud of you all.

[A]

Nice job. Everybody's gonna get something. My God.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

All right, Brad. Three.

[B]

Four weeks.

[A]

The new three out of the last four. The new question, when you're. When you're vetting our callers, is. Is English your second language? We won't have a show. That's probably. Yeah, we won't have a game. We know you're at work.

[C]

Yeah, most of.

[A]

How busy are you?

[B]

Next week we do AI contestants.

[A]

Holy cow. Would they know how to play? Yes, we would just have to type in their answers quickly. What would you need me for? Just let the AI do all the things. I wonder what. Let's do an AI Squares.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Why not? Can we type that quickly? Try it. And just put each square in.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You're flaming out, bro. Flaming out. Well, that's. I'm tanking. I'm tanking this thing. I'm telling you.

[C]

AI contestants. Means we don't have to give out prizes either.

[A]

Always thinking about the next dollar that might be in his saving trip. A couple bucks. You know what? Corey had a good idea. Let's celebrate at Ocean44 with Jeff Jr.

[B]

Can we give the savings to Thriller Trip?

[A]

Savings? Bottom line is not savings.

[B]

No, kind of is.

[A]

It's profit. Can we split the sa. No. Cuck. And I'm liberal and I'm not going to tell you that that's a good idea. You don't start giving the profit back, then you're the public school system trying.

[B]

To do good things.

[A]

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