11-28-25 - Guy Emails His GF Is Turned On By His Farts Bringing Us To A Bunch Of Other Odd Fetishes - Nov 2024 BO

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Episode: 11-28-25 - Guy Emails His GF Is Turned On By His Farts Bringing Us To A Bunch Of Other Odd Fetishes
Date: November 28, 2025
Host & Cast: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

Main Theme / Purpose

This episode dives into odd and unusual sexual fetishes, prompted by a listener email about his girlfriend being aroused by his farts. The hosts dissect the phenomenon with their signature irreverence, discuss broader fetish themes, explore psychological roots, and riff on a slew of strange paraphilias, all while delivering comedic banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Listener Email: Fart Fetish Revelation

• [01:04] The episode kicks off post-ads with John Holmberg reading an email from a listener, Riley from Ohio, describing how his new girlfriend gets sexually excited by his farts.

  • Riley reports: "She likes my farts. They turn her on. She wants me to fart on her. I swear to God, if we're in the car and I cut one, she starts playing with herself…If I do it in my sleep, she’ll wake me with a mouth hug." (Riley, read by John Holmberg, 01:17)
  • The crew immediately questions the authenticity and normalcy of such a fetish.

• [02:18] Bret is skeptical: “Making it up.” Holmberg jokes back about the uniqueness, acknowledges his disbelief, but then looks up whether it's “a thing.”

  • They discover it's called proctophilia—sexual arousal from flatulence.

Exploring Proctophilia & Fetishes

• [03:03] Holmberg explains: "It's called proctophilia. And it's a real condition where people are turned on by flatulence. It's like a very real mental thing."
  • He shares an account of a 22-year-old from Illinois whose crush farted in school, causing an unexpected sexual awakening.
  • It’s clarified that for some, the attraction isn’t gender-specific; farts from anyone can be arousing.
  • Notable moment: The hosts joke that, for someone with this fetish, "Toledo is basically a strip club for you" since he farts so much on the show.

Other Odd Sexual Paraphilias

• [04:12] The conversation shifts to obscure fetishes, with Holmberg listing:
  • Apotemnophilia: Sexual attraction to amputees
  • Dacrophilia: Arousal from tears—“You might have this a little bit. You're turned on by a chick's tears…” (Holmberg, 04:10)
  • Salarophilia: Arousal from filth or dirty bedsheets—“An obsession with a mucky bed.”
  • Vorophilia: Fantasy or enjoyment of consuming human flesh (not just biting but eating, e.g., Armie Hammer discourse)

Darker Origins of Unusual Fetishes

• [05:35, 05:45] The hosts speculate that extreme or “broken” fetishes often have roots in past trauma or abuse, e.g., “usually stems from Uncle Todd coming in there doing damage to the girl.”

• [09:56] Holmberg says: “If you've got a girl and you fart and she goes, ‘Oh my God,’ assume sexual abuse in her past. That's it.”

Farting & Social Norms

• [09:01, 09:56] The hosts lampoon the social boundaries around farting—Holmberg is notably firm that he never farts in front of women and considers those who do to be "pigs".

  • “First off, you're a pig for farting in front of a girl that you're dating. I would know. I would never do that.” (Holmberg, 10:37)

• [13:03] They mock those who normalize farting in relationships. “You can always help it. Get up, have some decency to walk away from the situation…Farting on someone means that your butthole's broken. Can't help it? Oh, you need to see a doctor then.” (Holmberg, 13:05)

The Tone & Running Jokes

• The team maintains a raucous, boundary-pushing tone, ribbing each other and listeners.
• They use humor to diffuse uncomfortable ideas—i.e., if you’re aroused by farts, “look deeper into your history—there’s a repressed memory you haven’t unlocked yet.” (Holmberg, 12:20)
• Frequent jokes target Brady, painting him as innocent or naïve, and rib Toledo about his apparently constant flatulence: “Toledo is basically a strip club for you. He's a porn site with his first thing in the morning.” (Holmberg, 07:34)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Email Read by Holmberg: “She likes my farts. They turn her on...if I do it in my sleep, she’ll wake me with a mouth hug.” (01:17)
• Holmberg on Fart Fetish Psychology: "It's called proctophilia. And it's a real condition where people are turned on by flatulence." (03:03)
• Holmberg, on discovering a girlfriend enjoys farts: “Assume sexual abuse in her past. That’s it. Hit it and quit it…that’s a run in a relationship type.” (09:56)
• Brady, on dirty bed fetish: "Didn't know that was the name of it." (05:28)
• Holmberg, on relationship etiquette: "First off, you're a pig for farting in front of a girl that you're dating. I would know. I would never do that." (10:37)
• Holmberg, on farting in social settings: "You can always help it. You know what you could do? Get up, have some decency to walk away from the situation...Farting on someone means that your butthole's broken." (13:05)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• 01:04 – 02:16 – Riley's email about fart fetish sparks the topic
• 02:18 – 03:03 – Researching and defining proctophilia
• 04:10 – 06:25 – Discussion of other unusual paraphilias (dacrophilia, apotemnophilia, salarophilia, vorophilia)
• 07:28 – 10:35 – Jokes about personal experiences, views on farting in relationships, and broader social norms
• 12:20 – 13:03 – Holmberg's advice for anyone with a fart fetish: “look deeper into your history”
• 13:03 – 15:28 – Closing riffs on etiquette and why farting on someone crosses a line

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Recap

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" used a listener email as a springboard into the bizarre world of sexual fetishes, with a heavy focus on fart-related arousal (proctophilia). The discussion is equal parts educational, shocking, and laced with comedic jabs—known hallmarks of the show. The hosts explore psychological underpinnings, riff on stigma, and maintain a brash but self-aware tone throughout.

Anyone interested in the intersection of humor, sexual psychology, and the candid discussions of taboo will be both startled and entertained.

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Transcript

[A]

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[C]

Making it up.

[A]

You think that's made up? Yeah. Why?

[C]

He wants you to try to.

[A]

No, no, it wouldn't have. It will never happen. No, I don't think so. So I looked and. Because I thought to myself, what's that? It's real. It's an actual. Got a name and everything. And usually it comes from. Just to break it to Riley and. Oh. Comes from the fact that she's been sexually abused to a point where farts turn around. Here's the other thing about what Brett said, which was a perfect analysis. Pig. You think farts turn around just because they're yours? Somebody else farts, she's gonna start to. The honey hole's gonna start to tingle. She's got a. She's got something wrong with her. So it's got a name.

[C]

Must be from Hilliards.

[A]

That could be. It's got a name and it's. Let me find it again. It's called a proctophilia. And it's a real condition where people are turned on by flatulence. It's like a very real mental thing. A 22 year old American from Illinois recalled his crush on a girl who once farted in school. And it made him feel weird. He said, once I smelled her fart and heard her fart, it blew my mind. That simple biology that girls farted. But hearing her do it made me fawn over her. Realizing she was capable of such a thing sparked a strange interest in me. His attraction to farts was the attraction it had no matter who did it, including dudes. So a dude would fart like his buddies. Hanging around like he would blow Toledo every five minutes. Hits that Chuck Mangione high note. Toledo's getting blown. The guy's like. And then I had to realize that it was a disorder. I had a. My attraction of farts wasn't limited to women. As a teenager, I started to realize that a male friend started to kind of fart, goof around. I would get aroused. We had a game then with one of the other guys who kind of liked it. We'd fart in each other's faces. And then we started a sexual relationship. Worked out, it's not gay. It's. It's. It's aproptophilia. Brady knew about it and then the list went on. Amputation is called apotemnophilia. You know this one? Dacrophilia. People who Are smart will know this. You know what dacrophilia is? No. You might have this a little bit. You're turned on by a chick's tears. Oh, she's crying. That means she. She knows what she's done wrong. Five across the mouth. You got five across the face. Yeah. You fetish crying. Compassionate types are aroused by empathy. And dominant submissives like to make someone cry to turn themselves on. Acrophilia.

[C]

That's why they go to funerals.

[A]

Yeah, maybe kind of get all crazy about it. Salarophilia is getting down and dirty at the sight of filth of an unkept bed or bedroom. And we're talking not just like crumbs.

[C]

Didn't know that was the name of it.

[A]

But I remember seeing, like, stuff that, you know, like you wipe off after a.

[C]

Don't wash it.

[A]

Well, yeah, but, you know, you'll give yourself a tug and then use the sheets to wipe it. And then a couple days later, you just have those same sheets. And they'd come in and see that and be all turned on by. It's an obsession with a mucky bed. And again, usually stems from Uncle Todd coming in there doing damage to the girl. And, like, she's like, oh, this is. This is a sexual thing. There's a ton of these things, but if you're a pervert, these broads are effed up. Yeah. Oh, you're a mess. The big one is that. Well, there's a couple of real big ones, but the one that, you know, you want to avoid is vorophilia, which is the one where you're kind of obsessed with taking bites of human flesh and eating it during, like, a physical sexual thing. Like, you start getting a little army hammer. Army hammer was at the. Yeah. So dude who.

[C]

And dude who's into farting.

[A]

His girlfriend's into farting. Take her to a therapist and find out who did the. Oh, there's Toledo. There goes Toledo. Marv Albert. That's Herbal Burt, not Marvel.

[C]

No, but Marv Albert was a biting guy. Oh, was he?

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Toledo's driving down the road farting his songs.

[C]

Chuck M. Yeah.

[A]

I thought you were saying this was Herb Albert Marvel. Yes. Well, he just took a bite of a hooker.

[C]

Numerous.

[A]

He didn't want to eat her. He just bite. He didn't eat the flesh. The difference between that is. No, there's a difference. You know the difference between taking a bite and eating?

[C]

I do, but do we confirm that these are just bites? I mean, they're Right.

[A]

But if you bite and chew and eat. If you take a chunk. Marv made marks. Marv didn't take pieces out. He just went and sunk his teeth in. If you dive down, close the jaw and pull some flesh off like a dog off a bone, now you're. Now you're cannibalistic. Biting is.

[C]

I know, but then I go to that. Then they're saying, armie Hammer did that. I don't know if he did anything.

[A]

He was talking about one.

[C]

He could have been a biter just as well.

[A]

But it wasn't about biting. It was about him talking about eating. Eating that person. You can't take a bite of a human being. You can nibble. That's cute. Kind of hot. But you don't want to take a chunk and then, like, take it outside and put your paws on it and start pulling it apart. That's a. That's bad. But, yeah, if this dude wants to get turned on by farts, come on down here, because Toledo is basically a strip club for you. He's. He's a porn site with his first thing in the morning. Morning, guys. Then he walks into his office. The orchestra's tuning up. Here he comes. Selena, we need you. Oh, no. This is still the guitar solo. Yeah, he went after this. That's how good the guitar is in. Anyway. Fart turn ons. Never. Never thought that would be a. And he's. Brady, I know you don't want these things to be real, but they're happening right now. There's a woman right now getting farted on and just chowing down. I said, I don't know that she's in. What is ingesting? That's inhaling. That's not ingesting. You hungry? You just inhale it. If you ingest a fart, you're eating. That's a different thing. But if you inhaled it. I don't. She. And again, he said, she doesn't like the smell. She just likes the function of the fart.

[C]

What a pig.

[A]

She's.

[C]

The smell would be distracting then.

[A]

That's what she said. She doesn't like the smelly ones, but if you let. She'd love me. I literally can say this. Nine times out of ten, my farts don't smell a. When they do.

[C]

It's a little heavy.

[A]

When they do. No, you don't know, Brady. You don't even know how often I fart. It's constant around you. Maybe once again. No, you can't. Not with your diet. Your eyes roll back you start to go, oh, baby, we know when you fart. We know when you spinning. Yeah. You know what she's done, your daughter? It's like, oh, Brady's farting exorcist again. Again. And we know when you fart because you giggle like a schoolgirl. You find you're kind of almost that. You don't find it sexually arousing. You find it to be like the. The happiest day of your life. If Brady farts and we don't know and we hit it. You've never seen a redder human being in your life.

[C]

It's funny stuff.

[A]

Yeah. Indians. Indians want to make him a chief. That's why people call you chief all the time, because you're bright red. Hey, chief, what's going on? Why are you doing that? Must have just fared through. Yeah, you find it to you. Tomato red. Oh, Freddie, that smells terrible. Oh, you want a blow job? No. No, I don't. And most women don't find that. Most. Almost all. That's a good red flag right there. If you've got a girl and you fart and she goes, oh, my God. Assume sexual abuse in her past. That's it. Well, that's a hit it and quit it. Don't. You know? Don't. No, it's not. That's a run in a relationship type.

[C]

I'm not going any.

[A]

First off, you're a pig for farting in front of a girl that you're dating. I would know. I would never do that.

[C]

Anyway.

[A]

No, that's disgusting. This is crooked. Crooked lid. But if you're farting on a girl, you're just first dating, or if she even.

[C]

You laugh at something she says, you know, racist.

[A]

And I would never do that. How dare you? Yeah, I wouldn't either. That's terrible. But if you know.

[C]

Well, she don't have to say anything racist. She's talking about the Denver Nuggets.

[A]

And you're like, okay, if you.

[C]

One.

[A]

If you let one slip, it happens. And she goes, oh, finally we can talk about it. It's like, oh, but if you're farting in the car. That's what I was saying. You got to find that out the hard way. I don't like any girl that's okay with it, pig. Who fingered you wrong? You should. You should have some class, pig. You should tell me I'm gross and move on and. And it's just. It's disgusting. Say hi to Uncle Mange. Yeah, y. Oh, no. That girl's in there just rubbing that thing like she's painting a house? Yeah, so it's just one of those. And if you do it in front of Brett, you know, he's a typical Italian. You just fart.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Does it turn you on? It's not as good as my ma's. You always gotta get compared to mom. Nothing's as good as my mama. I try to fuck, but he compares me to his mother all the time. My mom's farts, they made the room smell better. People used to hire her to come over after she ate beans to freshen the room. You ever go down on a girl? You're good, but nothing tastes like ma. What are you talking about? Ah, Mama's sauce is always better. You're good. You'll never be as good as my ma. Yeah, good gravy. You got good gravy down there. But while I'm eating, the only thing I really like to eat is my mas. Anyway, so if you've got a fart fetish right now, and you're spinning around going, ooh, what's wrong with that? Look deeper into your history. You've got something called a repressed memory you haven't unlocked yet. And that's for when that weird dude started to touch you and then sat on your face and hey, John, if that girl gets turned on by farts, what does that. What does rust butt do for her? Oh, my God.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Hurt y. And I know there's gonna be dudes that email me. You so pussy about farting on your cheek. It's natural, man. Sometimes you can't help it. You can always help it. You know what you could do? Get up, have some decency to walk away from the situation. Go into a bathroom or something else and then cut one loose. Go outside. Farting on someone means that your butthole's broken. Can't help it. Oh, you need to see a doctor, then farting on you. It's cause you're lazy. You're too lazy, and you just don't care anym. Same with a girl. If a girl starts farting around the house just free, she's basically. It's like a skunk. That's a man's job trying to keep you away. It's not a man. It's a. It's a horribly gross man's job. A real man would not disrespect someone that way. Do it to each other as guys. Because we don't try to bang each other, hopefully. Except for this dude, Riley. Yeah, not here. That's true. You don't want to go down the hall, start farting. It's like a. Okay. Call of the wild Calling card. Did someone blow the horn? A proctor crew. Assemble. Assemble. We have a new entry. I just farted down in the. Oh, my God. Be like Voltron. They all come together. It is a truer statement has never been made. Assemble. Giant homosexual. Former. Not a Transformer. Those people don't make decisions. Gayformers. Yeah, it's. It's a thing. So don't fart on each other. That's a rule. Just don't. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness to talk to you about my friends at Trajan Wealth. A man who had quite a bit of money and a whole bunch of stuff decided to write up on his computer his will and trust. The day before he passed, he rewrote the entire thing. The old document was deleted and the new one was timestamped by the computer. One day before he died, the court told the man's son that the document wasn't legal. Call the team at Trajan Wealth. Sit down and take care of this so your family doesn't go through anything awful. Getting a plan together is so much easier than procrastinating. Call 480-990-3300. Trajan Wealth Legal services are offered through Trajan Estate Law Firm, LLC.

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