11-28-25 - Woman At Suns Game w/No Pants On - Maggots In Drink - Nov 2024 BO

Summary

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD)

Episode: 11-28-25 – “Woman At Suns Game w/No Pants On – Maggots In Drink – Nov 2024 BO”
Date: November 28, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

In this lively and irreverent episode, the Morning Sickness crew covers a range of absurd and eyebrow-raising local stories and personal anecdotes, including a Suns game attendee with no pants, a shocking encounter with maggots in a drink, and Arizona’s dubious distinction of being #2 in the country for unidentified bodies. The team’s signature blend of sharp observation, locker-room humor, and social commentary makes for an entertaining listen filled with both laughs and uncomfortable questions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Suns Game Story: The Pantsless Woman

(Timestamps: 01:10 – 06:53 & 22:00 – 25:45)

• Holmberg’s Recap: John shares his run of bad luck when bringing friend Matt Coleman to Suns games—both times, star player Kevin Durant gets sidelined with injuries right before they go. John jokes that Matt is a "mush" for the Suns.
  • Quote [01:10 | Holmberg]:
    “I’m not taking you to games anymore. You hurt Kevin Durant. That’s what you do. He’s the mush of the Suns.”
• The Main Attraction: The real highlight at the game turns out to be a woman near their seats, notably not wearing any pants—just an oversized shirt that barely covered her.
  • John and Matt debate buying her shorts at the team shop for "sanitary reasons" with John quipping, “so your vagina doesn’t touch the seat anymore.”
  • The group discusses whether her choice is about confidence, attention, or simply "not caring."
  • Holmberg describes her as attractive and compares aging women to classic cars: “a lady’s like a car—maintenance. We all have to do it.”
• OnlyFans & Public Decency: Bret jokes she could be an OnlyFans content creator; John counters that there’s no point charging for content online if you’re “just walking around a game with no pants on. You can see more—it’s free!”
• Audience & Security Reactions: There’s astonishment that no security or officials said a word, leading to commentary on double standards for attractiveness.
  • Quote [05:24 | Holmberg]:
    “She’s pulling a full Donald Duck right there at the gate. And nobody seemed to say, ‘Hey, you need pants.’”
• Hygiene Horrors: The crew realizes she’s eating food off her lap, speculating on germs picked up from the stadium seat. A gross-out moment as they imagine the state of public seating.
  • Quote [24:22 | Holmberg]:
    “God knows what was leaking out of them and getting all over that chair… I’m going to wipe my seat down like I do an airplane tray every time I go now, just in case some pig did that.”

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2. Maggots in the Drink

(Timestamps: 06:53 – 09:38)

• Disgusting Anecdote: The story shifts to Brady’s friend Billy, who discovers maggots at the bottom of a nearly-finished cocktail poured into a Mason jar at a home football party.

  • The crew debates whether they came from the jar, the can, or somewhere else in the process.
  • Quote [07:25 | Brady]:
    “Seven maggots—in the alcohol.”
  • They joke about “pulling a tequila worm” and that at least alcohol “kills the idea” of ingesting maggots.

• Potluck Peril: This segues into skepticism about potlucks and “dicking around with your own things”—a warning that poorly managed home concoctions can result in things like… maggots in your drink.

  • John: “Next thing you know, you’re eating maggots.”

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3. Arizona’s Ranking for Unidentified Bodies

(Timestamps: 09:39 – 21:34)

• Startling Statistic: Arizona is #2 in the country for unidentified bodies, a fact that the hosts mock-commiserate about.
  • Quote [09:59 | John]:
    “Arizona has just been ranked number two... in the nation—better than 50th… in unidentified bodies.”
  • They note California is #1 (2,952 bodies) vs. Arizona’s 2,125, despite Arizona’s much smaller population—“so per capita, clobberate it.”
• Comic Mafia Theories: John jokes about Arizona’s ties to witness relocation and mafia families from the East, attributing the prevalence of unidentified bodies to “no one talking” and tongue-in-cheek Italian stereotypes about changing names but “not mindsets.”
• Extended Skit – “Identifying Bodies”: The group riff improvisationally on a bit with “Mr. Jefferson” and “Lionel” as a state official comes to identify bodies, parodying uncooperative or deeply weird conversations.
  • Highlight [15:34–18:52 | Group]:
    Role-play features evasive answers, dark humor, and over-the-top voices, culminating in the deadpan:
    “I’m not going door to door in this city identifying missing bodies, that’s for sure.”
• Family Apathy: The hosts muse on the disturbing possibility that if nobody steps up to identify a body, “they didn’t want to be found,” or “something terrible is going on.”
  • John: “If the family doesn’t care, why do you?”
• Border Crossers: Listeners email in to ask if unidentified bodies include undocumented migrants; the team agrees this is likely, and darkly joke about the challenge of identifying border crossers.
  • Quote [21:24 | John]:
    “You find a gaggle of border crossers… all with Dora the Explorer backpacks… this is gonna be tough.”

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4. Additional Memorable Moments

• Double Standard Commentary: The hosts return to the game story. If a man attended in only a shirt, “they’d ask him to stand up, bring him over there, and find something for him. ... [But] woman does it and she’s good looking, people don’t say a word.”
  • Quote [23:13 | Bret]:
    “If a guy had no pants on... Or just wearing a long shirt, that's a dress.”
• More on Stadium Hygiene: John elaborates on the gross-out factor of public seating after big events (Iron Maiden, Tom Segura, etc.), borrowing from infamous Oprah “movie theater seat” swab horror stories.
  • Quote [24:22 | John]:
    “...never once has the cleaning crew gone to all 18,000 seats inside there... Remember when Oprah did that thing about movie theater seats? ... feces and DNA of anything that came out of some frog.”

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “She’s pulling a full Donald Duck right there at the gate.”
  — John Holmberg, [05:24]

• “My buddy Billy had his drink, and… seven maggots.”
  — Brady Bogen, [07:25]

• “I gotta say, if I went missing and everybody said, there’s an unidentified body and no one stepped up, A, I didn’t want to be found, and B, nobody’s coming forward, that means something terrible is going on.”
  — John Holmberg, [19:16]

• “You find a gaggle of border crossers laying there with all those Edgar haircuts and the exact same flannel shirt, and you’re like, Jesus, we gotta figure out which one is what.”
  — John Holmberg, [21:36]

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Summary Table of Major Segments & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | |-------------------------------------------------|--------------| | Suns Game “Pantsless Woman” Story | 01:10–06:53, 22:00–25:45 | | Maggots in the Drink | 06:53–09:38 | | Arizona’s Unidentified Bodies & Mafia Origins | 09:39–21:34 | | Roleplaying the “Identifying Bodies” Process | 15:34–18:52 | | Stadium Hygiene Callbacks & Double Standards | 22:00–25:45 |

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Tone and Style

The episode is packed with irreverent, no-holds-barred humor, pop culture references, and local Arizona pride mixed with self-deprecating asides. The hosts never shy from outrageous observations or uncomfortable truths, riffing off each other in quick, comedic exchanges. The conversational style is energetic, candid, and frequently “blue,” fitting the show’s reputation for pushing boundaries.

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In essence:
If you missed this episode, you missed the blend of wild Arizona stories, gross-out laughter, and pointed social commentary that makes Holmberg’s Morning Sickness a staple of Phoenix radio—whether they’re talking about “Donald Ducking” at NBA games, unexpected maggot protein shots, or the lingering mysteries of Arizona’s unidentified.

Transcript

[A]

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[A]

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[C]

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[D]

There's more of the best of homework's morning sickness. 98kupd we had a blast and so that was fun. And then went to the Suns game and the Suns blew it, although without kd. And that's the second time I've invited Matt Coman to a game. And both times right before the game. The first time Kevin Durant rolled his ankle and was out for a few weeks. And then I asked Matt a while ago and then he confirmed on Friday, yeah, I'll go with you. And I'm like, cool, we're going Sunday night, we'll go. And then like an hour later they announced that or it was that night Kevin Durant kind of strained his ankle and it wasn't going to play for the rest of the week. He's out for a couple weeks and I'm like, coleman, you're out. That's it. I'm not taking you to games anymore. You hurt Kevin Durant. That's what you do. He's the mush of the suns. He's the sons Mush. He's fun. There was a girl sat next to us with no pan on yesterday. All right. She just wore a shirt. And when she'd sit down, I'm like, nope, there's no pants on. Cuz the shirt wasn't getting the job done. When she'd sit down, I'm like, got no pants on. And her shirt becomes like a small shirt. And she looked good. Like normally that's a pig that would do that. Yeah, yeah. No. I had to be told to stop looking. Not by her, by Coleman. I'm like, what's the matter with you?

[C]

Stop it.

[D]

You're being weird. I'm like, she's got no pants on. Somebody with no pants on. You're. You're gonna look at that. Can't help it if you don't wear pants. Don't look at me like I'm the weirdo for staring at you. You have no pants on. You're the weirdo. I'm just a guy acknowledging the fact you got no pants on. But he's giving me elbows.

[C]

Like, stop.

[D]

That's so creepy. And I'm like, creepy. She's wearing no pants. I'm the normal one.

[C]

I would have gone to the team shop, bought a pair of shorts.

[D]

We did. Hey, we were thinking about that. I said, because Matt and I went, go get the. We both bought sweatshirts. And I came back and I was like, we should get her a pair of shorts right here so your vagina doesn't touch the seat anymore. Cause it was just out.

[A]

So were you staring because, like, wow, check her out. Or were you staring because, whoa, what a pig.

[D]

What's this? I was looking. She looked like Livy Dunn. She looked like she was very pretty. And when she sat down with no pants on, it kind of caught my eye that there was a lot of ass cheek, like visible when she sat. And I'm like, that shirt, she's not pulling it down and sitting on it. She's just going straight, you know, she's making a starfish dot on the chair. She's making a. Like, her. There's nothing on. And I'm like, there's. She's just. And she. It was like she didn't care, so I didn't either. So I just looked at it and I was waiting for her to move around so I could see something else. She's one of those people who's in her mid to late 20s and she looks good, but you could tell when she'd cross her legs like, oh, she's been relying on just being pretty for a long time. She doesn't work at it. So in a few years, the little dots that I was seeing on the cross leg are going to turn into bigger dots because she does. She thinks it's just going to last forever. But she better be working on a personality about now. She's got about 10 years before it starts to become flawed to a point of like. Remember when she used to look good? It's like a beautiful old GTO and then. But nobody takes care of it. Same thing. A lady's like a car maintenance. Maintenance. We all have to do it. But if you. If you are beautiful at one point on the showroom and then a few years go by and you've been sitting out in the sun, there's some oxidation, maybe there's a dent or two, you're like, ah, I remember when this car was beautiful. Now all you're doing is being comped to when you were. And also put some goddamn pants on.

[C]

She could have been only fans.

[D]

She wasn't filming anything. She could have been almost just checking.

[C]

On the game because there's a couple of them that are.

[D]

Well, they can only fans all day. What's the point of being an only fans person when you make people pay to see it and then you're just walking around a game with no pants on. It's too. You can see more. You see? Absolutely. Yeah, it's free. I'm not. She wasn't handing out cards. That's what I do. If I was on only fans and I'm like, you like what you see here. You can follow this, this, and it like that would make sense. But she just sat down and enjoyed the game with her honeyhole touching the seat.

[C]

Pulls the cards out.

[D]

Yeah, here you go. Here's some cards. I would have looked like, okay, that's really smart advertising to walk around with your vagina kind of exposed.

[E]

Smart.

[D]

Do you want to see more? I think maybe I do. But she did a good job of making it so you never saw anything like filth. But she just had no pants on. Coleman's like gooded.

[E]

So what?

[D]

And I'm like, so what? What kind of human being says so what to someone wearing no pants? That's why. That's what got this society into this kind of pickle in the first place. We started turning a blind eye to pantsless people. She's pulling a full Donald Duck right there at the gate. And nobody seemed to say, hey, you need pants. No security Came up and said, sorry, ma', am. We have, like, there's a pants policy at the Suns game.

[C]

My son.

[E]

I can. I can walk.

[D]

I could pull my skirt down. It was just a long shirt. And then I noticed that the guy in front of her looked like Cheech and Chong. Handed her his coat to cover her legs. And she took it for a little while, but then I like being no pants more. She gave it back. She had. The other people are like, we see that you're having problems with your shirt. No pants.

[A]

Some broad. My coat to cover honeyhole up somebody.

[D]

I don't know, right?

[A]

What's wrong with it?

[C]

Right?

[D]

Fumigate that.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Hey, Captain save a ho. Yeah, we all kind of want to see that. So long as it's not, like, permeating the air through smell. We're gonna be all right with that. Like, you've started to notice that. And then she just ate some Wetzels Pretzels right off her lap. How can you not watch that? She went and got a bag of Wetzel's Pretzels. Again, don't make any dipping comments. She didn't dip anything. Bad sign for the future if she's tearing into a full bag of Wetzels Pretzels Minis for herself. Because that means this isn't gonna last forever. Because right now, she can eat all the carbs she wants. Still walk around with no pants.

[C]

My buddy Billy had his drink, and he was trying something new.

[D]

We had a bar.

[C]

No, we were at his house. And at the end, just before the second round was ending football, I think we were watching the Cardinal game.

[D]

Yeah, I'm leaving. He starts.

[C]

He has a Mason jar, and it was full. And he's down to the last bit. And he's like, what are these particles in the water? And I go, let me see that.

[D]

Hold up.

[C]

Seven maggots.

[D]

In the alcohol.

[C]

In the alcohol.

[D]

He drank it almost all the way to the bottom because he usually goes.

[C]

Well, I use these new. We had these Mason jars for a while. I'm like, well, just use these. And he's like, I looked at it. That was clean. The filtered ice, everything. It had to come out. The only thing we could basically say, it had to come out of the. The cave. So the cannery process. Oh, must have been open for a while.

[D]

And.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

Was this at your house? No, at his house.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay. At least he has to sue himself. Yeah. See, this is what I'm talking about with these potlucks and stuff. People try to start dicking around with Their own things and bringing them in there, thinking it's neat. Next thing you know, you're eating maggots. Harp Billy's off the list.

[C]

I'm like, that's. You just eat those like that.

[D]

Like the worm. Right. That's extra credit if you decided to pound those down. Wow.

[C]

It's weird.

[D]

Oh, it's. Yeah. Well, there's nothing you can do at that point, at least. The alcohol kind of kills the idea. I don't know how heavy the alcohol was. It like one of those girl drinks in a mason jar? Like a lemonade, strawberry chiffon.

[C]

I don't know what it was.

[D]

Wasn't straight alcohol.

[C]

It was one of those vodka drinks.

[D]

Oh, so it was like a white claw type. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Spritzer.

[D]

But it was in a mason jar. He didn't make those.

[C]

No, he put it in the mason.

[A]

Oh, Two of them in there.

[C]

Poured two of them.

[D]

It could have been down in the jar. Well, that's what he.

[C]

He looked. He made sure. He's like. He goes, I looked at that jar, everything. But I'm like, you know, nothing's confirmed.

[D]

But they could have been in the.

[C]

Lid or cans open.

[D]

Yuck. Yeah. And I don't blame him for, like, you know, one of those spritzer seltzers that poured into something cool like a mason jar so you don't walk around with your blueberry cream vodka seltzer. They are good. But you do look like a total twink walking around. Skinny bottles. What do you got there? White cloth. Yeah, I got one of the skinny ones, too. It's light. That's a pineapple mango. Feeling pretty manly today.

[A]

Light in the loafers, too.

[D]

Yeah. And you're floating around. The other thing that makes it an all Brett morning is that Arizona has just been ranked number two. Brett. Yeah, number two, all right. In the. In the nation. Better than 50th unidentified bodies. Oh, come on. Yeah. There's a nonprofit.

[C]

He's a little disappointed.

[D]

I saw that on the news.

[A]

We should be number one.

[D]

I'm watching the news last night. I'm like, oh, she's Brett day. So, yeah, the. They call it the DNA Doe project. It's a nonprofit that's going to try to help out, identify all these bodies they just keep finding strewn all over Brett's area. So it's basically a nonprofit to try to lower the number of. To start identifying things and kind of drop us down out of the top three of states with unidentified bodies. I tell you, the reason. I know support that. Look, I Know the reason it's happening. Just between you and I, Brett. Look over there. We became the place for witness relocation in the 50s and 60s. Allegedly. No, we did. And, you know, they might have changed their names, but they didn't change their mindsets. So they came out here and started. And they started businesses, mostly pizza parlors. Way to stay incognito. They'd start, like, Italian restaurants or scrap yards or car management things. Laundering businesses. The same thing. Same things they did back in Jersey they brought here. And then we have unidentified bodies. No one's talking. I bet you Vegas is. I bet you Nevada is number one. That would be my guess. Nevada or New York. I didn't even look at that, but I just started laughing. And it says, you know, something to strive for 26 years.

[C]

Tucson.

[D]

Well, that's. I don't know if it's cities or full state.

[A]

That wouldn't be us.

[D]

A man whose identity they was just tried to figure out 26 years after he was hit by a car, and then the person ran away. 26 years ago, this happened.

[A]

They got hit. What are you gonna do?

[D]

What are you gonna do? What am I supposed to just stop? I was in a hurry. But they still don't know who he is. And they're like, the case is a little tricky. We believe he's of eastern European descent.

[A]

Makes sense.

[D]

Kill one of them Russian types, you.

[A]

Know, members only jacket.

[D]

Oh, he was believed to be homeless, maybe. Who knows? They didn't know anything about the guy. Right. He's laid to rest out in the white tanks. Well, that mountain range out there. So who knows what? They don't know where it is. California's number one at 29. 52 unidentified bodies. Arizona second. 21, 25. So we're 800 people behind a state which 35 million people live in California.

[C]

And we're only 900 away. 800 away.

[D]

7 million in the whole thing. And we're losing that one by 800. So per capita, clobberate it. Third is Texas. Fourth, New York. Fifth, Florida. All states with massive populations. Step one, sickness. Hear the words you say sometimes.

[B]

I mean, who talks like that?

[D]

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[A]

We'Re doing better than I'm goddamn teachers at number 50. We're number two.

[D]

I don't think we're bragging about it. See, this is where I knew I'd lose you. This is not we're not bragging about this isn't a time to celebrate. We're not getting cupcakes out.

[C]

We're losers.

[A]

Things happen.

[D]

So when it comes to finding out who these people are, they say they find loved ones who don't talk. I don't know what you're talking about. Isn't your husband missing? I don't know. Is he? I don't know. I mean, the garage is filthy. Maybe I haven't looked around. I don't know. So he's trying to do a thing where you try to figure it out, and he's going to interview a lot of people. You know what's going to happen to this guy? He's going to disappear, ask too many questions.

[A]

He's going to be one of them.

[D]

You might not like the answers.

[C]

There was an interviewer a couple years back. I don't know what happened.

[D]

Last torch I'm picking up in the honor of humanity is we got to identify some of these bodies. Nuh. Because that's a few door knocks. I'm not interested in even thinking about you. Imagine rolling around with that one and just like. All right, we'll just see. Evidently he lived here for a little while. Let's see if he's.

[E]

Hi. What's going on?

[D]

I just have a few questions for you. Mr. Jefferson?

[E]

Yeah, that's me. I'm Jefferson, George Jefferson.

[D]

George Jefferson? Yes. Do you know this man?

[E]

I don't know. It looks like a picture to me. I don't even think that's a man.

[D]

Well, semantics. But it's a picture of a man.

[E]

Says you. I didn't know the gentleman or woman. I don't identify.

[D]

Mr. Jefferson, please.

[C]

Jefferson, please.

[E]

Let me ask you a question. Identify yourself.

[D]

Why? My name's Todd and I work over at the identification of bodies we haven't identified yet store.

[E]

Oh, so you identified missing bodies that have yet to be identified. When you find them, you try to find out who they are. What happened?

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Come on in for a little while. I was just about to get in.

[D]

The hot tub smells like acid.

[E]

Oh no, it's just heavily chlorine. It hopping.

[D]

Ridiculous. The stupidest job you could ever want. I'm not into that.

[E]

Have you met my. This is my son in law. Oh, how you doing? My name's Lionel.

[D]

I'm Lionel. I live downstairs with the honkies.

[E]

I don't know what he's talking about.

[D]

Right, it's my beautiful interracial relationship. Oh, what's this guy here for?

[E]

He wants to identify some dead bodies. Has he found the hot tub?

[D]

Please, Lionel, Mr. Jefferson would very much enjoy you to be a little more professional about my job.

[E]

We're trying to be completely. Are we not being cordial? Lionel, get the man a beverage.

[C]

Lionel.

[E]

Wheezy, come in here for a second. I want you to meet this Todd character who's trying to identify bodies.

[D]

I don't know. I don't know if I like wearing this wig around.

[E]

Just wear the wig. Wheezy.

[D]

Stupid.

[C]

You know anything about these missing bodies?

[E]

Who could this be? Oh, it's my neighbor Bentley. Just thinking about what's going on in your house right now.

[D]

It's got me a little confused.

[E]

Not real sure I want to come.

[D]

Around here no more.

[E]

Have you met Todd? Yeah, Todd was over at my house a second ago.

[D]

I just thought I'd come over and.

[E]

Get in hot tub with him.

[D]

You guys are very friendly. The Jeffersons in Bentley. This is rather wonderful. Anyway, I'm not going door to door in this city identifying missing bodies, that's for sure.

[E]

Wow. Mich. Grand Central Station.

[D]

I understand we got company. We got in the hot tub.

[E]

Look, everybody, it's my white neighbor, Tom Willis.

[D]

That's right.

[E]

I'm Willis.

[D]

Hey, Willis. What is it, wheezy?

[E]

I'd ask you something. Did you. My wife.

[D]

How'd you get the balls? Asked me that, wheezy. They're Jefferson ass. Anyway, that went on a while. I'm just saying you don't want answers to those questions. That's all I'm getting at right there. You just don't. Because I've met a few people who run restaurants whose last name is Jones. And I mean that weird horn around their neck, pinky rings, hair on their hands. I'm like, your name isn't Jones at all. Stop it.

[E]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[D]

My name's Jones. Dave Jones. Like in the monkeys Take the last train to Clarksville. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, yeah, I was born in Illinois. Illinois. How do you say that? They never taught me that one. So, yeah, don't go knocking on doors. We're number two in unidentified missing bodies.

[A]

Something to strive for.

[D]

That's just. That's just something we are. If the family doesn't care, why do you? Look, I gotta say, if I went missing and everybody said, there's an unidentified body and no one stepped up, A, I didn't want to be found, and B, nobody's coming forward, that means something terrible is going on.

[C]

So is that number missing and they're not found, or it's been reported missing?

[D]

No. Well, there's the national Missing and unidentified persons thing. So that's when you find somebody and they're unidentified, but when they're missing, they're just obviously missing. And then you're like. But if they're people you find and you're like, we don't know who this one is, and nobody's coming forward. And you put pictures up or. We found, like, this one's been missing for a while. It's like. And there's. And you go. And they have the, like, families who put out their family member is missing. They go through that database. That's. It's not like that's just some random dart throat. There's a lot of family members lose touch with someone and it's only through birthdays and holidays. They feel the pain of their loss and we try to help them with that. I'm not knocking on those doors. Doors. If the family can't find them, they didn't want to be found. And sometimes, and I take this from Brett's people watching a lot of those mobster movies, the family doesn't know where you are. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

[C]

I wonder how much is that, you know, the. The final hike it went on there. Walkabout. Or the old people that always are, you know, walking to the light.

[D]

Oh, yeah, the old people drift off. But again, the family member's gonna want to know where that guy is. If you have an old man that lives at your house and he wanders off to the superstitions, you're gonna call the news and go, he wandered out. And we'd have at least a silver alert and we'd have his name on a thing.

[C]

It's been two weeks since I've heard from my grandfather.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Unless he's a complete C word.

[D]

Right. Then. Then, you know, we don't know what happened to him. Well, you didn't report it. He said he was coming back. He was mad. We don't know what happened. Anyway, well, that's the. And he says, Jason emails and he says, do the unidentified bodies include illegal border crossing people?

[A]

I'm sure, I'm sure it does.

[D]

I'm sure. But you know, that's what. That's what it all is, actually. Oh, is it? That's. Okay, fine. Brett's cleared it all out for you completely. We're done.

[A]

Case closed.

[D]

This guy here to start on a foundation for. And that would be a tough one. You find a gaggle of border crossers laying there with all those Edgar haircuts and the exact same flannel shirt, and you're like, jesus, we gotta figure out which one is what. This is gonna be tough. And all with like Dora the explorer backpacks and I don't know what. I don't know how that works, but I know that, that look, I got the most admiration for anybody who decides to cross the border. In. In Arizona, I'd be crossing California. The weather's a little nicer. I'm not walking through this desert. That's awful.

[A]

That's an easy way. Just call the Valenzuela family.

[D]

Tell me.

[A]

Found 13 of them.

[D]

13. Chris Valenzuela. Somebody want to identify one of these people? People. And then, you know, DNA test there. Either way, just a strange Brett morning to start it off. But Brett's friends are involved. Oh, and Relle Rochelle Fisher, you have to raise your bar for entertainment. She emails the Jeffersonis was a masterpiece. Hilarious. All right, Michelle, seriously, look in the mirror for a second. Just go, what am I doing with my life? Jefferson Idiots. I'm 52 years old. Pacino. That was Brady's. I like that one a lot. It's a Pacino. As Lionel. Lionel Holmberg's morning sickness. Got emails like crazy about the girl with no pants. Just hold on a second, John. I can't wear a goddamn Trump shirt to a sporting event, but this broad can go out with her Boner Garage. Show it. Yeah, David, that's exactly what happened. And we did. In fairness, I didn't get to see the Boner Garage. She kept it high and tight, but full side ass from her seat. Just blew me away. Blew me away. It was a good.

[C]

Yeah, they would. They would ask the guy to stand up and bring him over there and find something for her. If a guy was wearing something similar to that.

[D]

If a guy had no pants on.

[C]

Or just wearing a long shirt, that's a dress.

[D]

I know that's scary. If a man's genitals are out, woman does it and she's good looking, people don't say a word. Trust me. Ugly sweater party kind of that. Except for their nice it. When she stood up, it was long enough to cover. She sat down and just wrote. It was crazy. There's no pants on. I've never seen anything like it. And because she was somewhat attractive, like beyond that, like Instagram, nobody said a word. No one. She left early, walked up the stairs, just knocked everybody out and didn't come back. I was like left with like 8 minutes left. And I game that went to overtime. Stared at kind of her beef. Probably got cold sitting on that plastic chair.

[A]

You know, the worst part is I was talking to somebody else about this a minute ago online.

[D]

The.

[A]

The whole thing is you've seen these people that go to Iron Maiden concerts and like a lot of, you know, Slayer shows and stuff that are sitting in those chairs and she's just sitting.

[D]

There with, you know, the night before Tom Segura sold out Footprint Center. You're right. Nobody goes through and bleach wipes any of those chairs. Oh, Brad. You're gonna cause another herp. Herp. She put that thing raw right on top of whatever some Tom Segura person was doing the night before. God knows what was leaking out of them and getting all over that chair. And never once has the cleaning crew gone to all 18,000 seats inside there. And, you know, Clorox wiped them. You're right. Remember when Oprah did that thing about movie theater seats? Everybody remembers that. The swab. And it was just feces and. And DNA of anything that came out of some frog. Disgusting. Yeah. So I didn't think of that. And now she's left her mark. Literally. Literally. There's a little like somebody with humongous. Like, Mick Jagger gave the seat a kiss. That's probably. I should have looked at it. I should have looked to see if there was a. A big mark Clamato with that and then a little dot behind it. Strange. But yeah, So I didn't think of that. No, it's gross. I'm gonna wipe my seat down like I do an airplane tray every time I go now, just in case some pig did that.

[E]

I'll just wear my little sweater dress.

[D]

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