12-02-25 - DJ Bathsheba Will Perform Tonight For Playdio - Entertainment Drill - TUE - Jada Pinkett Smith Threatened To Shoot Will Smith's Longtime Friend

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode: 12-02-25 – DJ Bathsheba Will Perform Tonight For Playdio – Entertainment Drill – TUE – Jada Pinkett Smith Threatened To Shoot Will Smith's Longtime Friend
Air Date: December 2, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode centers on lively banter about the upcoming Playdio finals concert featuring DJ Bathsheba, updates on the band lineup, and playful speculation about catfishing in the local rock scene. The crew follows up with their signature "Entertainment Drill" segment, riffing on recent celebrity news—including George Clooney’s career regrets, a wild legal drama involving Jada Pinkett Smith, and more odd tales from the world of entertainment. All of this is filtered through the irreverent, quick-witted, and sarcastic tone that defines Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Playdio Finals: Band Lineup & Antics

• DJ Bathsheba Confirmed to Perform
  The hosts excitedly announce that the enigmatic DJ Bathsheba will be present for Playdio finals, settling rumors and fueling speculation about her true identity.
  • "She's coming tonight. Evidently, she's been trying to email and Toledo's been ignoring it through his spam." — John Holmberg [02:00]
• Band Roll Call
  Lineup includes Thomas James Band, Graves of the Monuments, The Mess I Made, Without Fear, and DJ Bathsheba, all set to perform at the Copper Blues venue downtown.
• Recurring Catfishing Joke
  The crew jokes about DJ Bathsheba possibly being a teenage incel or a scam, emphasizing their love of good band backstories.
  • "Man, I wish nothing more than you get there tonight for your show and see an overweight acne covered 16-year-old boy incel who has to admit to you that they are DJ Beth Sheba and you have been catfished." — Taylor (read by Holmberg) [05:45]

Hilarious Sports Moment

• Botched Football Kick
  Holmberg riffs on Giants' kicker "DJ Hoke Ku" (likely a mispronunciation), who missed the ball entirely, offering a series of escalating name manglings.
  • "That kick he had last night where he kicked the ground instead of the ball, which is one of the funniest things that's happened in football and maybe forever." — John Holmberg [06:20]
  • "His toe went into the earth. And the best part was Jackson dart for the Giants in the slow motion they're going oh my God." — John Holmberg [06:47]

Entertainment Drill – Pop Culture Rundown

George Clooney’s Almost-Breakout Role

• Clooney discusses nearly landing Brad Pitt’s role in Thelma & Louise.
  • "He was in the final test role for a play, a role in Thelma and Louise. Brad Pitt got it instead. He said he didn't watch it for years because he was annoyed by it, man." — Brady Bogen [08:19]
• Reflection on Clooney’s career trajectory:
  • "I think George sits in his house on Lake Cuomo and looks at his bank account that's nearing a billion dollars thanks to the tequila and all the other stuff." — John Holmberg [08:54]

Best Movies of the Year? Or Nobody Saw Them

• Rolling Stone's "20 Best Movies of the Year" list is ridiculed since the hosts haven't heard of most titles.
  • "There were 20 movies. Probably don't know 19 of them." — John Holmberg [09:31]
  • Hilarious guessing game as Brady lists obscure titles (e.g., "Black Bag," "Nouvelle Vogue," "Train Dreams").
  • "What was the DiCaprio movie?... One battle after another. It's three hours long. Oh, I can't do it." — John Holmberg [11:23]

Diddy Lawsuit Over Netflix Doc

• "Evidently, the Netflix documentary on Diddy, if they run it, Diddy's gonna sue him. But they say they legally got... the interviews and everything was on the up and up." — Brady Bogen [11:28]

Jada Pinkett Smith Threatens Will Smith’s Friend (Main Headline)

• The sensational story of Jada Pinkett Smith threatening Will Smith’s longtime friend with a shooting ("catch a bullet").
  • "Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith's wife, has threatened a friend of her husband, Will Smith, and said that he will catch a bullet if he doesn't shut his mouth about her." — John Holmberg [11:44]
  • Full context: the friend is suing Jada for $3M over the threats made at Will’s 53rd birthday party, complete with a demand for a nondisclosure agreement.
  • "She's crazy... how gay is Will to keep this beard alive? Just come out and be gay already. We'd be, we'd be happy for you. You're married to a lunatic." — John Holmberg [12:16]
  • "They're still together?" — Brady Bogen [12:50]

Osbournes vs. Roger Waters (Pink Floyd)

• Ongoing feud: The Osbourne family releases a T-shirt mocking Roger Waters.
  • "'Another Prick in the Wall'...and it has Ozzy rules on top of it. In the back it has basically the dude pissing the rainbow." — Brady Bogen [13:22]
  • "Roger was a musical prick." — John Holmberg [13:43]

Jada Pinkett Smith—Workplace "Bald" Insults

• Discussion of new HR rules about "bald" jokes; skews toward mocking Jada.
  • "Calling Jada bald. The C words, the problem, the bald thing's good. You can call her bald all you want, her husband might slap you, but that's it. You can't lose your job." — John Holmberg [14:07]

PETA, Alice in Chains, and Circus Elephants

• PETA calls for Alice in Chains to change their name to "Betty in Chains" to highlight an elephant's plight.
  • "Just acknowledge that the elephant has been imprisoned for half a century." — John Holmberg [14:52]

Will Smith’s Taste in Women (Margot Robbie vs. Jada)

• Segment closes with a comedic "choose your player" riff, comparing Jada Pinkett Smith to Margot Robbie—and ultimately to Brady.
  • "Will Smith had Margot Robbie. I mean, he chose poorly, don't you think? ...In a battle royale of choose this versus that..." — John Holmberg [15:12]
  • "Brady. Jada Pinkett Smith is a little tougher. Because at least I know I'm going to enjoy my time with Brady. He's a little prude, but both are bald. I don't know. I take Brady." — John Holmberg [15:44]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On DJ Bathsheba’s Identity:
  "We’re gonna find out if she's real or she's a teenager who lives in a tough shed behind someone's house and pretends to be someone else. The catfishing will be revealed this evening as dream date or dud." — John Holmberg [16:00]

• On Hollywood’s Obscure Film Output:
  "I mean, literally first time I've heard of those was them falling out of your gob right. Now." — John Holmberg [11:09]

• On Jada Pinkett Smith's 'Threat':
  "She would... he's going to end up missing or catch a bullet if he doesn't shut up about her." — John Holmberg [11:54]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [02:00] – DJ Bathsheba confirmed for Playdio; band updates
• [05:45] – Catfishing jokes and band banter
• [06:20] – Story about Giants' kicker’s botched kick
• [08:19] – George Clooney's almost-breakout role
• [09:31] – Rolling Stone's "20 best movies" segment
• [11:44] – Jada Pinkett Smith threatens Will Smith’s friend
• [13:22] – Osbournes vs. Roger Waters, new T-shirt
• [14:52] – PETA requests Alice in Chains name change
• [15:12] – Margot Robbie vs. Jada Pinkett Smith humor
• [16:00] – Wrapping up with Playdio preview and closing gags

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Overall Tone & Style

• Sarcastic, irreverent, quick with offbeat observations.
• The hosts don’t shy from edgy jokes or poking fun at celebrities and themselves alike.
• Fast-paced, with constant interplay and playful, near-chaotic energy.

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For New Listeners

This episode offers classic HMS: irreverence, Arizona-centric music scene hype, celebrity gossip, and a rotating show of jokes and cultural commentary. It’s a great listen for anyone who loves ball-busting morning radio with a rock edge and has ever wondered what local band drama or celebrity news sounds like after three cups of coffee and no filter.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

Have a drink on me.

[A]

Yep, that ended and went right in. It was the. It's so arguable with people, but it is in the argument of the best rock album of all time. So great. It's ACD spread, of course. It's 9:50. We just found out something awesome. She's gonna be there. She's coming tonight. Evidently, she's been trying to email and Toledo's been ignoring it through his spam. Hi, Richard. He can't pick it up. So John Gordon came in and said, she's coming, man. And he's worried because his band's gonna be there. And now there's some real competition going on. Bathsheba without fear. And then we even have, you know, our own Batman has learned this song on bass. Let me tell you a story. A man named Pistol beat his dick so small he pissed on his. I'll sing it. If Batman shows up, we'll do a little. A little retro action. Back to one star kns Piss ball Pete. If Batman's there in costume with his base, we'll plug in and I'll. I'll sing it if I remember it tonight. Come on. I need a lyric sheet. I cheat the whole time. I have songs, lyrics right in front of me. Can't do it. Wow. That's gonna be awesome. So DJ Bathsheba is now there, and now Dom and NRS are not coming because they've got two that have to work. Evidently they've got, like, people who are in the medical profession. They can't make it tonight. Oh, a little band with jobs. I know. Well, you know, it's not the drummer, but the other guys actually work to support the drummer who's on their couch. So we have five bands tonight that are going to be great. Thomas James Band, Graves of the Monuments, the Mess I Made Without Fear, and DJ Beth Sheba, the Alchemist. How about that, Johnny? Get those little fingers all warmed up. When you're playing guitar tonight, this is going to be a good one. Good show tonight. And we're going to do it out at Copper Blues. Next to stand up live downtown in Cityscape. If you want to head on down there, darn it all, we'll want to see it. And if you want to drop off some money on your way in for the humane society, we're going to do that as well. How about that? It's 9:52. We got the entertainment drill coming up next. John Holmberg's morning sickness, the 98 KUPD. It's John Holbrook from the morning sickness. And football season is in full swing. And underdog is the best place to get in on all the action. Playing on under underdog is easy. Just pick whether your favorite player is going to go higher or lower on stats like rushing yards, receptions, touchdowns. This week I'm looking at my Steelers and I am selecting Darnell Washington to go higher than one touchdown and hoping that Lamar Jackson goes lower on rushing yards. Download the app today. Sign up with promo code HMS to score a hundred dollars in bonus entries when you play your first $5 underdog make picks win money must be 18 plus, 19 plus in Alabama and Nebraska, 19 plus in Colorado for some games, 21 plus in Arizona, Massachusetts and Virginia and present in a state underdog fantasy operates terms apply the assets.underdogfantasy.com web play and getterms_dfs_.HTML for details offer not valid in Maryland, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Ohio and Pennsylvania. Concerned with your play call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org. in New York, call the 24.7Hope line at 1-877-8-HOPE NY or text Hope NY 467-369. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. Let me tell you a story. A man named piss ball pet his dick. So smiley pissed. We got that. We'll have that one live tonight too. I like it. It's all coming together for our Palladio show this evening. Taylor says, man, I wish nothing more than you get there tonight for your show and see an overweight acne covered 16 year old boy incel who has to admit to you that they are DJ Beth Sheba and you have been catfished. That is even better stories. I would hope that all and unfortunately I know that one is not but all the bands are incels in their parents basements that have catfished us. Come on. We didn't talk about this morning before we get to the entertainment drill, but DJ Hokey Ku. I believe the kicker for the Giants is DJ Hoke Ku. Is that his name? I'm pretty sure that's right. That kick he had last night where he kicked the ground instead of the ball, which is one of the funniest things that's happened in football and maybe forever. I just found out what happened. His wife called him. The directv password was not. Yeah, so he had to stop in the middle and text her. Megan text me during work to ask me what the direct TV password is. It evidently Hokey key Kim Kimchi. I believe his name Hoku Cool Joe Parku. Who ain't Kim Hoku aq. Okay, either way, he missed that kick and extraordinarily bad. Did you see that? I saw kicks I've ever seen and it stopped.

[B]

It didn't come close to the ball.

[A]

Well, no, it was like a foot behind it and his toe went into the earth. And the best part was Jackson dart for the Giants in the slow motion they're going oh my God. Because they couldn't score. Anyway, it was the only hope they had. But evidently Megan texted him and said writes the password to Netflix while he was at work. Cause you know she doesn't care what you're doing. It is time now for Brady to give you all the entertaining stories he's found. And we call that the entertainment drill. And it's brought to you by our [e-mail] they've got gift certificates for the holidays. They're about to celebrate 25 long years of what they do in this beautiful valley. And it's a fantastic thing. 89 for one month. That special is going to keep going for a little while so you can get you guys in there for one month of training. Doesn't matter how many classes you want to take. You want to do one. All right, that's not smart. But they've got tons of them. They offer, and you show up when you feel like showing up. You get on that move and train and you start training. And it is awesome stuff you can do. Cardio training, bag class, fight skills, knife defense, gun defense. They have all sorts of different trainings, classes that you can get involved in. For 89 bucks, you are getting an unbelievable value and you're going to learn how fast you'll get in shape when you're out there. I've had a couple weeks off and I feel like jiggly and gross just because I haven't been out there enough. I got to get back to it and take a few weeks off. You feel like you're missing something, and I know I am. So stop missing out. Start getting involved. Head on over there. Reactdefense.com that's the home of tactical Black Brady. Entertain Me.

[B]

George Clooney talked about the story. He almost booked the breakout role he'd been waiting for. But along came mother effing Brad Pit. He was in the final test role for a play, a role in Thelma and Louise. Brad Pitt got it instead. He said he didn't watch it for years because he was annoyed by it, man. And he finally, years later, saw the film. He's like, brad knocked it out of the park.

[A]

Thank God I wasn't in that.

[B]

But he. He landed er after that.

[A]

He did okay, I think. I think. George sits in his house on Lake Cuomo and looks at his bank account that's nearing a billion dollars thanks to the tequila and all the other stuff. He's says, you know what? Oh, and then he polishes his Academy Awards. I'd say, I could do without Thelma and Louise. Plus, he had Brad, Noah's ocean movie, so he's good. He ended up making Brad as he's in that. What was that terrible one nobody watched here recently? Wolves or whatever it's called? I didn't see that one. No one did. No one sees movies anymore. You can't talk to anyone about movies anymore. I don't go. I mean, I'm guilty of it.

[B]

I'm speaking of Rolling stones picks the 20 best movies of the year.

[A]

There were 20 movies. Probably don't know 19 of them. I would bet you're right on board. Well, it's going to be a couple. Like that weird rock movie that everybody went nuts about. And the Sydney Sweeney movie that everyone. That's. But no one saw.

[B]

Not a soul battle after another.

[A]

That's the Leo DiCaprio one, which is Hamnet, three hours long.

[B]

Ham.

[A]

What's that one about? What's happened?

[B]

It just came out. I. It's. I don't know much about it either. Black Bag.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Train Dreams.

[A]

Don't know it.

[B]

Nouvelle Vogue.

[A]

Yeah. No, nothing. Brett was right.

[B]

It was just an accident. No other choice. Hollywood's a sorry baby.

[A]

I've heard of one.

[B]

Marty Supreme Sentimental Value. Peter. Hugh Jar's Day.

[A]

These are like. Hollywood's in trouble.

[B]

Yeah, these are like Eddington.

[A]

Nothing.

[B]

Universal language. Best wishes for all.

[A]

Nothing.

[B]

Orwell. Two plus two equals five.

[A]

Hey, I say that all the time. Nope.

[B]

I'm becoming a guinea. Foul.

[A]

Hey, yeah, come on. We can hear you. I mean, that's as bad as calling me bald.

[B]

The Phoenician scheme.

[A]

Nothing. I think we'd heard of that. Is that the new movie that Jeff Jr. Puts out? I don't know what that's called. He's in theaters. That's the only other guy shot by the tides. Nothing. Brad, you might be right. One out of 20 so far.

[B]

Frankenstein.

[A]

Okay, again.

[B]

I did see that one.

[A]

Yeah. Larry watched that. He liked it.

[B]

Weapons. Well, know that one.

[A]

Oh, I saw Weapons. I didn't care for Weapons. Interesting. So I heard of three of the top 20 movies. And I mean, literally first time I've heard of those was them falling out of your gob right. Now. What was the DiCaprio movie?

[B]

That was the one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

One battle after another.

[A]

It's three hours long. Oh, I can't do it.

[B]

Evidently, the Netflix documentary on Diddy, if they run it, Diddy's gonna sue him. But they say they legally got.

[A]

That's more fun.

[B]

The interviews and everything was on the up and up.

[A]

Speaking of lawsuits, I just told you guys this, but it just was a story that came out. Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith's wife, has threatened a friend of her husband, Will Smith, and said that he will catch a bullet if he doesn't shut his mouth about her. And it's in a court document and they had to kind of go, yeah, she did tell him she would kill him if he kept talking about it. So now it's a. So she's getting sued for $3 million by this person who says he claimed is Will's Best friend for like 40 years. It wasn't DJ Jazzy Jeff though. Different guy. And they said he said Jada approached him with about seven other people in her entourage at a private party for Will's 53rd birthday and said got really aggressive and said she would he's going to end up missing or catch a bullet if he doesn't shut up about her. And then demanded he sign a non disclosure agreement about the. The death threat. She's crazy. I mean how, honestly, how gay is Will to keep this beard alive? Just come out and be gay already. We'd be, we'd be happy for you. You're married to a lunatic.

[B]

They're still together?

[A]

Well, they still make appearances.

[B]

Evidently. The Osbornes have a long standing beef with Roger Walter Waters from Pink Floyd.

[A]

Roger1 and he's yeah, winning my Carly.

[B]

But the rest of the Osborne's Jack and basically just came out with a new shirt. Looks like a Pink Floyd. A brick in the wall, but it's another prick in the wall.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And it has Ozzy rules on top of it. In the back it has basically the dude pissing the rainbow.

[A]

I see peeing the Pink Floyd album.

[B]

It all comes from an interview that Roger Walter said about Ozzy. Like I don't understand. Never got it. His antics were stupid. His music was.

[A]

No, Roger was a musical prick.

[B]

And Jack said, yeah, my, my dad never liked him from the get go. He's just a.

[A]

He's not a. He just used the C word guy. He's. Yeah, he's rubbed everyone the wrong way. By the way, Kyle makes a good point. And it is clear with the new rulings about saying bald in the workplace towards a man getting you in trouble with hr. He says, is it okay if you called Jada a bald? And it is. Because the way it's written is most of the sexual harassment part would be that it is aimed at men because we're the ones who are, you know, 99% bald. Calling Jada bald. The C words, the problem, the bald things. Good. You can call her bald all you want, her husband might slap you, but that's it. You can't lose your job. He probably calls her. Oh, he calls her worse than that. Just in his pillow so he doesn't get stabbed in his sleep.

[B]

And PETA is asking Alice in Chains to temporarily change their name to Betty and Chains to raise awareness for the circus elephant that's been performing for over 50 years for the Carden Circus. So they want, they want the circus to retire the elephant, put it In a nice little.

[A]

Just acknowledge that the elephant has been imprisoned for half a century. By the way, Jada Pinkett Smith not hot enough to tolerate this stuff. Not even close. Will Smith had Margot Robbie. I mean, he chose poorly, don't you think? You know my answer? It's the world's answer to that. I mean, in a battle royale of choose this versus that. If it's Margot Robbie, Jada Pickett Smith, like what do we. This isn't even a game. Next. What are you doing?

[B]

Your name out of your mouth?

[A]

I don't say. Yeah, I would slap somebody who gave me that option. Wait, Margot Robbie or Jada Pickett Smith? Who do I hit that put this team together? That's like Margot Robbie and Brady. That's as easy a decision to make as Brady.

[B]

It's a good couple.

[A]

Brady. Jada Pinkett Smith is a little tougher. Because at least I know I'm going to enjoy my time with Brady. He's a little prude, but both are bald. I don't know. I take Brady. In fact, I have to think about it. Tells you all you need to know. Margot Robbie, Jada Pinkett Smith. Will, come on. That's it. We have no choice. Coming up next. Larry is coming in here. Don't slap him. Larry's got all sorts of good stuff for you. He's going to tell you about that in just moments. And all you guys have to do is listen. It's as simple as that. We will see you guys tonight at Copper Blues downtown. The Palladio finals and DJ Beth Sheba. We're gonna find out if she's real or she's a teenager who lives in a tough shed behind someone's house and pretends to be someone else. The catfishing will be revealed this evening as dream date or dud. And then the rest of them, without fear, sitting right in the room with us. Can't wait for that. The mess I made will be there. Graves of the Monument and the Thomas James Band. Hell of a show tonight. Gonna go to charity and help it out. Get drunk, have fun and goof around. Palladio 2026. Delayed but not forgotten tonight. We'll see you guys there. Larry's next. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Did you know you can opt out of winter with VRBO? Save up to 1500 dollars for booking a month long stay with thousands of sunny homes. Why subject yourself to the cold? Just filter your search by monthly stays and save up to fifteen hundred dollars. Book now at vrbo.com.