12-08-25 - WWBD - He Found Out His Parents Are Swingers - He's Gay Married And Caught Hubby In A Bathroom 3Some - He's Had ED And Got A Penile Implant But Now Wife Won't Bone Him

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – WWBD (What Would Brady Do?) Special

Episode Date: December 8, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg (C), Brady Bogen (D), Bret Vesely (A), Dick Toledo (B)
Theme: Advice Column Chaos – Swinger Parents, Gay Marriage Drama, Penile Implants, and More

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode features the popular "What Would Brady Do?" segment, where Holmberg and his co-hosts tackle three wild, uncomfortable, and hilarious listener dilemmas. The advice is part genuine, part comedic, and always delivered in the intensely irreverent style HMS fans love—perfect for those who crave unfiltered banter on taboo topics.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Discovering Your Parents Are Swingers

[02:37–06:07]

• Listener Dilemma: A man discovers at a party that his 73-year-old father and his new wife are swingers. He wonders whether to confront them, warn them about risks (like STDs), or just ignore the whole thing.
• Hosts' Reactions:
  • Most hilarious responses highlight the awkwardness (“You find out Bunny and Torp swing later in life… Do you confront him or you just let it go?” — Holmberg, 04:02).
  • The consensus is to “mind your business,” emphasizing privacy and discretion in the swinger community.
  • Brady notes how swinging is surprisingly discreet:

    "What goes on in the swing community stays in the swing community." ([04:26] D)

  • The hosts agree family dynamics and faith might make things more complicated but ultimately suggest leaving it alone unless it causes real harm.
  • Memorable Moment: Comparing the shock factor to discovering a parent is a nudist.

Notable Quote:

“Everybody in this room says, stay oblivious. Go the Brady route and happy wander through it.” ([05:31] C)

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2. Gay Married Listener Catches Husband in Bathroom 3-Some (with a Woman)

[06:07–10:20]

• Listener Dilemma: A gay man with an open marriage (for hot men only) is devastated to find his husband with both a man and a woman at a party—he equates seeing his husband with a woman to "having sex with a dog."
• Hosts' Exploration:
  • Holmberg and team dive into the visceral disgust some gay men feel about the opposite sex, explaining it's a preference as strong as any straight man's repulsion.
  • Emphasize the need for communication and boundaries:

    "If you can't stand that at all, then for sure [divorce]." ([08:27] D)

  • Playfully suggest competing to “outdo” the woman in the sexual department as a way to reclaim confidence and control.
  • Ultimately, they prescribe an honest conversation about boundaries and how the incident felt, offering tongue-in-cheek solutions like a “mouth hug” to reset marital intimacy.

Notable Quotes:

“I just think it was like sex with a dog. Sorry, ladies, but you’re gross.” (Listener letter, [06:50] C)
“You can never be with a woman again. Do you like that? And if… he says yes… now you may divorce.” ([08:18–08:25] D)

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3. Penile Implant Woes: Wife Refuses to Have Sex After Years of ED

[10:38–13:44]

• Listener Dilemma: After years of ED—and trying every possible remedy—a man gets a penile implant that finally works. Instead of celebrating, his wife feels hurt, crying that he’s only aroused by surgery, not her. Now she won't have sex at all.
• Hosts' Analysis:
  • Discuss emotional manipulation and how the wife might be “gaslighting” or keeping the listener dependent on dysfunction, bordering on Munchausen syndrome.
  • Brady and Holmberg agree: Communicate openly, but if the partner isn’t receptive, it may be time to leave:

    “Leave her. Brett’s with me. Oh, he likes that phrase.” ([12:50] C)

  • Joke about recouping the financial and emotional investment by “using that new robot dick” elsewhere if necessary.
• Memorable Moment: Comparing the situation to cars—“Got a new engine ready to go!” ([13:12] D)—and suggesting it’s time for the man to find someone who will appreciate the “upgrade.”

Notable Quotes:

“You know what I’ve been through just to get a hard on for you, and now you won’t use it?” ([12:39] C)
“She’s a gaslighter… that’s manipulation. Now she’s abusing you mentally.” ([13:02] C)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Families & Privacy:

  “Mind your business. None of your business.” ([05:14–05:15] A/C)

• On Relationship Boundaries:

  “Women are gross to some gay guys… You can’t sexualize it; you’re grossed out by it completely.” ([08:01–08:09] D/C)

• On Fixing Arguments:

  “If a woman wanted to end every argument, she’d just go, ‘Have sex with me.’” ([10:38] C)

• On Leaving a Marital Manipulator:

  “She liked it when you weren’t hard. This is almost that Munchausen syndrome where she kept you sick for so long, now it’s fixed and now…” ([13:17–13:29] C)

• On Holiday Divorce Timing:

  “The eighth or ninth is the last day you can leave before you’re obligated to a present.” ([14:07] C)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 02:37–06:07: Swinger Parents Dilemma – Discussion and Advice
• 06:07–10:20: Gay Married Man Catches Husband with a Woman – Boundaries and Communication
• 10:38–13:44: Penile Implant/Celibate Wife – Emotional Manipulation and Divorce Talk

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Tone & Style

The episode is full of irreverent humor, brutal honesty, and quippy banter. The hosts approach each dilemma with the right mix of sarcasm, empathy, and wild off-the-cuff comedy, never shying from the awkwardness.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode of “Holmberg’s Morning Sickness” offers a wild ride through taboo relationship dilemmas, with the hosts dishing out both comedic relief and genuine advice. The unifying message: sometimes you need to communicate, sometimes you need to ignore—and occasionally, you just need to get out and enjoy your “robot dick.”

Transcript

[A]

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[C]

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[C]

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[D]

Ready.

[C]

Got some gems in here today, buddy.

Dear Brady, I just found out my parents are swingers. Well, at least my dad and his new wife, they had a party and I was there and the behavior got weird. Then later, they were coming out of a bedroom a little worse for wear with a large woman and her very small husband. I asked my dad what happened to his hair, and he laughed and said, it's a good party. He's 73 years old. I say, let him live. But I think it's wise to tell him, I don't want this to land on my desk. Or should I just hope that he doesn't get AIDS and embarrass the whole family? What would Brady do, Brian?

[D]

What was he doing at the party?

[C]

It doesn't necessarily mean there's. I've been to parties and turned out to be swingers parties. You don't know the swingers, Wander.

[D]

I know, I understand, but.

[C]

So he's been at a random party and his dad, whole family's there, everybody's hanging around. He's just getting comfy. My friend found out his dad is a nudist at a party when he was hanging out in his. And his. You know, it's the whole thing at work. And he goes, have you been with your dad to any of the colonies? He said, colonies? What do you mean? Like touring the first 13 states? He said, no. He said, your dad goes to the. You don't know about that? And he told me. Goes, yeah, brings him over and he'll see. Yeah, he and his wife, they. They're nudists. You didn't know that? I didn't want to tell you. But he's at a party and then the next thing you know, there's a couple naked people in the pool.

[D]

So John Popper met his wife at a new.

[C]

Oh, that's just gross to think about. The lead singer, Blues travelers and nudists.

[D]

Met his wife and she Was Ron Jeremy's date.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

At the party.

[C]

She's got a type. So what do you do? You find out Bunny and Torp swing later in life, but Torp 73, he goes in and bangs another couple. A big fat lady and her tiny husband and bunnies in there doing what she does. Do you confront him or you just let it go?

[D]

I don't know. It seems like the swing community is pretty buttoned up.

[C]

They do keep discreet.

[D]

What goes on the swing community stays in the swing community.

[C]

It's a good point.

[D]

I've never heard anyone be outed. And.

[C]

Do they?

[D]

That's true. So I'm basing them from what I know.

[C]

Yeah. Just leave it alone.

[D]

I've. And I've. We've talked to people that are in the community that are very open about.

[C]

We think. I've never talked to anyone open about it. I've talked to people who I think might be swingers. I've never talked to anybody that talks.

[D]

About going to clubs and stuff all the time.

[C]

Who? We know? A comedian.

[D]

No, not a comedian, A listener.

[C]

Oh, yeah. That doesn't count.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Although he has outed a few people.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, that's true. He's a single fellow, though.

[A]

I say mind your business.

[C]

Mind your business.

[A]

None of your business.

[C]

And if it lands on your desk, it would be.

[A]

How's it gonna land on your desk anyway? It's your dad.

[C]

Something shows up, some family members get upset, you gotta explain.

[D]

Like if it depends on the community, talk to him.

[A]

It ain't none of my business.

[C]

Dad dies of syphilis or something weird. I don't know.

[A]

It happens.

[C]

It does happen. Brett's right. It happens. You're right. You know what I think? Everybody in this room says, stay oblivious. Go the Brady route and happy wander through it.

[D]

It's a little. It'd be a little different in my situation with my parents.

[C]

Why?

[D]

Just based upon. If you know there's a faith involved in the way you're raised, you can.

[C]

Swing and love the Lord.

[D]

You can. But, you know, there is something about practicing what you preach. If you're brought up, there's a whole.

[C]

Bunch of stuff that religious people just do for convenience.

[D]

I'd be a little taken back. My parents were swingers, but it's their.

[C]

Deal, so leave it alone. Don't say a word. All right, how about this one, Brady? I'm gay and married my husband of four years, and I listened to you religiously every day while we lived in Pueblo, Colorado. I grew up listening to you guys In Phoenix. And I got them hooked on your show. When we met last week, we were at a party and I caught him in a bathroom. Jesus. Everybody's getting caught with a big fat ugly and her husband. Oh, I read this earlier. This gets good. He was kissing the man and getting kissed downstairs by the hog woman. We have an open agreement when it comes to a hot guy, we both love sex and we both think it's hot. Thinking of each other, enjoying a man. That's what's good about gay. You're interested in the same people. You're not jealous of the guy. You're like, everybody wants to do it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You're attracted to the exact same thing. Anyway, so for some reason, seeing the woman down there was beyond the pale. I absolutely hated it. And we haven't spoke since. I walked in and saw this. I don't even feel betrayed. I just think it was like sex with a dog. Sorry, ladies, but you're gross. I can't think of one of you naked without wanting to puke or put beautiful clothes on you to cover up the lumps and holes. What would you do? Brady, please help me. Justin, your face is making the most. You turned into funny. You're disgusted.

[D]

So he's disgusted by the female on. Yeah, his husband.

[C]

That the husband drifted into uncharted territory of girl sex.

I know my neighbors. Michael hates, like, he's grossed out by a woman's vagina. And it would. I think he would be the same way. It would be like you'd be having sex with an animal. It would be that gross to him.

[D]

And it would be better if the person was a fat man.

[C]

It doesn't. Oh, yeah. Because men. It's not about the fat.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

It's about them.

[D]

Just a woman in general.

[C]

Women are gross to some gay guys. Like.

[D]

Well, I think you need to.

[C]

Definitely the same way you feel about a dude's butthole. They feel about a woman's parts.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. You can't sexualize it. You're grossed out by it completely.

[D]

Then you need to talk to your. Your husband.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Say it bothered you.

[C]

You can never be with a woman again. Do you like that? And if. And if he says yes.

[D]

Likes it, then yeah.

[C]

Now you man divorce.

[D]

That's what it. You know, if you can't stand that at all, then for sure.

[C]

If you think about it, what's wild?

[D]

Yeah. Because.

[B]

She'S.

[D]

Or he's fine with guys all day long.

[C]

You would be too, if you put yourself in their shoes. If Ronnie was attracted to the same Women you were attracted to and brought them home.

Like, if there was a Margot Robbie type and Ronnie said, we're getting her, you'd be fine with that. And that's the same as gay guys. They like dudes.

[D]

That's two polls.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. You don't want that. Yeah, of course you don't. But they do. So I'm trying to equate it to the idea of the things you like. Your partner likes the same things.

[D]

But I'd be, you know, I guess that's fine. But she's not even. Or he's not even in the mix.

[C]

You know, that's okay. So you don't have to be. Well, like. So, like, if you guys liked the Margot Robbie type and she's like, that's what I'm attracted to, and this is what you're attracted to, and I got her. It's awesome. You wouldn't. You wouldn't argue over it like men and women do, because it's a jealousy gender thing, dude. Like, if Brett and I are after you, it wouldn't happen. Brett, let's be honest. That's not our type. But if we were after you sitting here, it's kind of a fun.

[D]

Too high.

[C]

It's kind of a fun thing. I'm like, oh, you're hot. And he's. I'm not talking about you right now. But I said, like, Brett's like, we're gonna. I'll get him. And it becomes like a man contest of like. Yeah. And then we'll go home and bang each other, thinking about how much pleasure we got off both trying to get that guy.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Some gay couples are into the idea of, you know, the pleasure being the thing a mouth hugs.

[A]

A mouth hug.

[C]

A mouth hug isn't so bad. But he doesn't like women. Just. Yeah, you got. I think Freddie's right. Just go talk to him and say, don't do that again and don't let me find out about it.

[D]

Then mouth hug it out.

[C]

Yeah. And then just. Yeah, just blow start him back into liking guys.

[A]

A moth hug solves everything.

[C]

That's so true. Brett's right. Quit talking. Quit taking braces. If that's what women would do. Get in there and go, I'll do it better than her. And then ask him for one. Go. I'd like a mouth hug for all. You made me mad. So I'd like a mouth hug. And they'll do it. We're guys.

Again. I've always said that if a woman wanted to end every argument she'd just go, have sex with me. No matter how mad everyone is, okay? No matter how this guy's like, I'll never talk to you again. It's like, please have sex with me right now. Okay. We're dogs. Dear Brady, I've had erectile dysfunction for a long time, and I've tried everything. And I finally got a penile implant. My wife, before the implant, was always trying to make me hard. We saw therapists. We did everything you can think of. Pumps, all that stuff. And then we went to a therapist to see how we can live in an erectionless relationship. I'm only 48, by the way, and this has been going on for about 13 years. So I finally got the surgery and I'm fixed. It's about 80% as hard as it used to be when I was 17, but that's still good. And guess what? It's a lot bigger than I remember. Suddenly, now that I can get it there, my wife won't touch me or try. She starts crying. The things I've been through are a disaster, embarrassment, depression. She says I don't get erections because of her. I get erections because of the surgery. Oh, man, this dude is getting killed. And it makes her feel like it's been her fault the whole time. Long story short, I haven't even used this thing yet, and I'm dying to. You think banging a hooker or something would be so wrong at this point? Because what I did wasn't cheap emotionally or financially.

[D]

No. What he needs to do is be able to communicate to his wife. He's still attracted to her, still wants to.

[C]

I think he's gone. She's getting. He's getting wood. Like we're doing this. And then when he gets the wood, she gets sad.

[D]

She doesn't think she turns him on.

[C]

She thinks that before it was all her fault because look, it still works and it just took a doc.

[D]

And that's not the case.

[C]

No. Unless it is.

[D]

Well, if it was, then he wouldn't be using it.

[C]

Well, no, I mean, he might.

[D]

He wouldn't have gone out there and pushing it and then got it fixed. Yeah, he obviously still has a drive, but.

[C]

Set her straight.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You know what I've been through just to get a hard on for you, and now you won't use it?

Are you kidding me?

It's crazy.

Leave her. Brett's with me. Oh, he likes that phrase.

[A]

Goodbye.

[C]

Get her out of there. That's just mean. She's a gaslighter. They call that gaslighting that's manipulation. You're doing a bunch of stuff. And then when you go and say, hey, I did what you did, and she goes, I didn't ask you to do that. Now. Now you're. She's abusing you mentally.

[A]

I just take her phone and call Cordell and.

[D]

Cordell.

[C]

That's exactly right. Use her phone.

[D]

Got a new engine. Got a new engine ready to go.

[C]

Yeah. That. She was like, oh, and you're spending money on therapists and tricks and pills and all this other stuff because you're like, she liked it when you weren't hard. This is almost that Munchausen syndrome where she kept you sick for so long.

[D]

Now it's fixed.

[C]

And now it's fixed.

Throw her in Lake Tahoe. We just watched a video about that. There's tons of bodies down there.

[D]

Preserved.

[C]

Yeah. Wow. All right. Leave her. Yes.

[A]

Immediately.

[C]

The gay guy can't have sex with animals anymore. It makes his husband uncomfortable. And then your parents are swingers. Ignored. I think that's a good Christmas message. Just ignore all this stuff and. Or leave them.

[A]

A lot cheaper to leave them now.

[C]

Expedite it is.

[A]

You don't gotta buy Christmas presents.

[C]

Oh, that's true. That's a good point. If you haven't done your Christmas shopping yet, today's the day.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

The eighth or ninth is the last day you can leave before you're obligated to a prize. You're right. Then go to Vegas by yourself for New Year's. Start using that new robot dick you got. Oh, that's cool.

[A]

The money you saved. You buy one up there, buy a.

[C]

Broad up there, Get a broad up there and break out that R2D2 pee pee you've got.

[D]

Could be an expensive Christmas. But it's just that, just this year.

[C]

R2D2PP is a good band name.

That looks good on a marquee. I think people drive by going, R2D 2PP. What the. Oh, oh.

It'S 9. 31. There you go. Ignoring things. That's Brady's solution. And it works. I like it. Nice job. And leave that. She sounds horrible. Nicholas. There you go. That's what Brady did. Everybody. It's 98. It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee. I have heard enough of this.

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