12-10-25 - BR - WED - Remembering Sniglets In Brady's Facts - Study On People Most Difficult Life Decisions - 24yo OK Man Robbed A Store w/An Antique Musket Pistol

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Dec 10, 2025

Episode Title: Remembering Sniglets In Brady's Facts – Study On People’s Most Difficult Life Decisions – 24yo OK Man Robbed A Store w/An Antique Musket Pistol
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Original Air Date: December 10, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of Arizona’s irreverent morning show, Holmberg’s Morning Sickness, offers a signature mix of local news banter, personal stories, pop culture nods, and the team’s trademark over-the-top comedy. Highlights include the spectacle around a Camelback Mountain rescue, a nostalgic digression into “Sniglets”, unusual crime stories, and rapid-fire banter regarding difficult life decisions and viral oddities.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Spectacle on Camelback Mountain

• Topic: A man stranded overnight on Camelback Mountain.
• Holmberg shares his full view of Camelback from the studio and ongoing updates about the rescue (01:35).
• Rescue Details:
  • Hiker without a cell phone stranded since the previous evening, supplied with snacks and a blanket by drone (02:23).
  • The hosts express skepticism about the need for rescue, noting, "Camelback Mountain is not Everest. If you die on Camelback, you did something stupid." – Holmberg (03:30)
  • Speculation about the man’s true motives: “That guy’s up to something. I think he’s hiding evidence. I’m gonna look deeper into this. I’m getting a little Jussie Smollet on this deal right here.” – Holmberg (06:36)
• Memorable moment: Reference to infamous mountain rescue where an elderly woman was spun dramatically in a helicopter basket, a news replay staple (07:28).

2. Brady’s “Fun Facts” and the Return of Sniglets

• Topic: Light-hearted trivia segment led by Brady.
• Sniglets Revival: Inspired by the trivia about the pencil’s metal end (“ferrule”), Holmberg launches into a discussion of comedian Rich Hall’s “Sniglets” – made-up words for things with no name (09:14).
  • “Now, you can’t really say that to someone because if the reference is lost, you just seem terrible.” – Holmberg (09:31)
• The team jokes about aging and young audiences not getting the ‘80s reference, with Toledo frequenting jokes as “the office kid.”

3. Modern Margarine and Health Trivia

• Topic: The hosts discuss the history and health impact of margarine and butter.
  • “Didn’t we find out that margarine was actually bad? Like your body doesn’t digest it at all because it’s artificial. Butter’s fattening, but margarine stays in your system like 10 days longer.” – Holmberg (12:15)
  • Brady shares margarine facts; Holmberg calls out “the vegan weirdos.” (12:59)

4. Survey: Life’s Most Difficult Decisions (13:08)

• Key Findings: Top risks and stressful choices for adults, according to a recent study:
  1. Accepting a new job
  2. Quitting a job without another lined up
  3. Investing money
  4. Driving under risky conditions
  5. Becoming self-employed
  6. Buying a house
  7. Surgery
  8. Marriage
  9. Vaccination
  10. Moving, especially to another country
• Hosts riff on the stress of "unplugging dad" or “how do I Google how long a body decomposes in a plastic bag?” (15:00) – weaving trademark dark humor into the discussion of stress.

5. Australia Bans Social Media for Kids 15 & Under (15:31)

• News Item: New law prohibits teens under 16 from all major social media.
  • Holmberg scoffs at the practicality: “I don’t use this word a lot, but phooey.” (15:46)
  • The team jokes about kids bypassing age gates easily with VPNs (16:18)

6. Odd News: Frozen Park Condom & Musket Pistol Robbery

• Frozen Condom Incident (17:13):
  • Couple finds a condom frozen in holiday ice rink, sparking jokes about “who really took the picture” (17:17).
• Antique Musket Robbery (17:52):
  • 24-year-old Oklahoma man robs liquor store with a single-shot antique musket pistol.
  • “Oh yeah, the big horn at the end.” “That’s what killed James Garfield, I think.” – Brady & Holmberg (18:06; 19:33)
  • Holmberg recalls childhood memories firing a musket with his dad, observing that kids “were smarter in the 80s. We dodged lawn darts our whole childhood.” (18:47)

7. Classic Westerns & Casual Racism on TV

• Segment: Discussion of old John Wayne movie Big Jake, which is humorously critiqued for overt racism and pet preference over people (20:10).
  • “The dog’s allowed anywhere. Indians, not so much.” – Holmberg (21:12)

8. Drone Drop: Prison Contraband

• News Item: South Carolina drone drop for prisoners included “steak, weed, crab legs, cigarettes and Old Bay.” (22:26)
  • Holmberg jokes, “Did you help this prisoner, Brady? It sounds like the full package you’d have dropped off.” (22:35)

9. In-N-Out Drops “Order 67” Due to Viral TikToks

• Reference to viral social moments impacting local fast food chains. (22:49)

10. Listener Updates & More Camelback Banter

• Listeners update hosts (via text) on the status of the Camelback rescue with banter about how easy the hike is (23:04–28:09).
• Holmberg’s theory: “He forced himself to go missing for a little bit to see if… she cares about him. He’s George Bailey right now.” (27:30)

11. Viral “Brady Videos” Segment

• Note: Description of extremely graphic viral/Internet videos (starts ~30:13).
• Segments feature:
  • Lesbian sex in a bar stockroom
  • Woman bathing herself in urine
  • Japanese body modification/pierced “perineum” how-to
  • Bizarre “breathing” anal tricks and related banter
• Hosts volley between horror, fascination, and relentless one-liners.
• “How do you know you can do that?” – Holmberg (36:15)
• “Her core muscles are strong. For her to be able to breathe that… way.” – Brady (36:56)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On rescue priorities:
  “If you die on Camelback, you did something stupid.” – Holmberg (03:30)
• On dubious mountain rescues:
  "He didn’t want to be found. If he didn’t have a phone, he was up to something bad." – Holmberg (07:07)
• On dark stress humor:
  "The biggest stress is… how do I unplug Dad without everyone finding out?" – Holmberg (14:54)
• On social media bans:
  “Kids will figure out how to get back on social media in a blip.” – Holmberg (15:59)
• On bizarre viral content:
  "You just knew to start running in a circle. Odds you get hit were low." – Holmberg, on ‘80s childhood safety (18:47)
• On uncomfortable talents:
  “How do you learn about [breathing with your butt]?” – Holmberg (36:34)
• On romantic possibilities:
  “Will you marry me?... Shake her hand, Mom. Watch what happens!” – Holmberg, after watching a woman make strange noises (39:22, 39:36)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Camelback Hiker Rescue: 01:20 – 07:59, 23:04–29:03
• Brady’s Fun Facts / Sniglets Discussion: 09:02 – 12:08
• Margarine vs. Butter: 12:14 – 13:08
• Stressful Life Decisions Study: 13:08 – 15:31
• Australia Social Media Ban: 15:31 – 16:43
• Frozen Condom in Park: 17:13 – 17:52
• Musket Pistol Robbery: 17:52 – 19:40
• John Wayne/Westerns & Social Commentary: 20:09 – 22:16
• Drone Drop Prison Contraband: 22:16 – 22:49
• Viral “Brady Videos” (NSFW): 30:13 – 41:44

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Tone & Style

The episode features crisp, rapid-fire exchanges, laced with sarcasm, dark humor, and a willingness to veer into the absurd or risqué. The hosts’ camaraderie is evident, with a local Phoenix flavor and an “anything goes” approach—particularly during “Brady Videos,” where content gets increasingly graphic and crude.

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For New Listeners:
Expect a wild ride with local color, irreverence, and content that frequently veers into NSFW and “so wrong it’s funny” territory. Fans of shock jock morning shows or those seeking edgy humor from Arizona’s most notorious on-air crew will not be disappointed.

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Note: All timestamps in MM:SS format for easy reference.
Ad breaks and non-content segments have been omitted.

Transcript

[Holmberg]

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It'S dumb. And then another guy got an email, says, I. He lives somewhere else in another state. I don't think I can win. Dynamite. I didn't write the rules. They're on the website somewhere, but gonna fly in for every show.

But if they're. If you're selling them, you're gonna run into a few. You're just gonna eat. But I make a couple bucks here and there. I don't know how it works. Read the rules. I don't know how that works, but I'm super fascinated right now because I got a direct view of Camelback Mountain. I stare at it every morning. It's actually the best part of this building, is how we've placed ourselves right here. Staring at the iconic Camelback Mountain. Got Papago to the right. It's a beautiful vista out our window. There's a dude trapped on it. Been there since last night. And they said that they were going to rescue him this morning through a helicopter. So I've been looking. They did it really fast. They said, after sunrise, we'll come get you. Well, the sun's been up for about 45 minutes. They didn't specify when after sunrise. I mean, noon is Technically after sunrise. But I haven't seen a chopper go up and grab him. He got stuck last night at 8 o'.

[Brady]

Clock.

[Holmberg]

They droned up some food, a blanket, and a cell phone. The dude was hiking without a cell phone. That's dumb there, and that strikes me as stupid. And he's up to something like, there's a bigger question here. And then how did they find out he was stuck? So they found him last night.

[Brady]

Someone else maybe.

[Holmberg]

Maybe. That's my guess. I don't know. Stayed with him or somebody had to call and go, hey, my friend was hiking and didn't come home. And then they droned up there and searched around and then dropped him a cell phone, a blanket, and some snacks and said, we'll see you in the morning. I haven't seen a chopper go off and get him yet.

[Brady]

And maybe they assessed it and figured they could take the big wheel up there.

[Holmberg]

Maybe they're just gonna walk it up. That could be. Well, I was kind of looking forward to that basket swing. From my viewpoint, that would've been great. And did they get on it right at sunrise? I wouldn't. I wouldn't either.

[Brady]

It's cold.

[Holmberg]

Line of Dutch brothers a little long this morning. Pilot's still in line, probably. Yeah. Let's just wait it out. We'll get there when we get there. You're not going anywhere. You've got a blanket and some granola.

[Brady]

Supposed to be 80 today too, you know.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. What are you bitching about?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

And look, you can leave that guy up there. Camelback Mountain is not Everest. If you die on Camelback, you did something stupid.

[Brady]

Might be cheaper for us to just keep droning food and supplies up there.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. So we hit cost.

Yeah. It's not like, look, I've seen people climb Camelback and it can be a little bit harder than you think. But I've seen people in jeans and flip flops with babies on their shoulders coming down off that mountain. And I'm like, this is dumb, but it's just proof. You should never die on Camelback. If you die on Camelback, you. You're trying to do like backflips all the way down. That's. You're. You can even kind of fall off the trail a little and get screwed up. You could fall off a camelback and live.

[Brady]

They still allowing pets go up there?

[Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. I took my dog Sheila up there a couple of times. Great. She was a great climber. But you don't. It's not like you're, you know, Strapping in and climbing vertical walls. Couple little spots you got to get. Yeah, but it's not.

[Brady]

The tough thing is like seeing, you know, the leash isn't real long. Not worried about the dog falling so much when the guy holding on look again.

[Holmberg]

If you fall down, you should fall right where you are and get right back up. It's not a. You're not tumbling down the side of.

[Brady]

And then they're not picking up the poop.

[Holmberg]

Well, that's a different story altogether. Now you're just going.

[Brady]

That's why I stopped.

[Holmberg]

Now you're just going down complaint road.

[Brady]

I stopped years ago.

[Holmberg]

Just follow the trail. Now Brady's gone off trail. Even in a story, he's gone off trail. We're not talking about poop and dogs. His people. Nobody's gonna die on that thing. If you die on camelback, I mean, they tell tourists about it. That's what I always tell people in Sedona when you go off roading with them and they're like, oh, I don't know if I look. They rent jeeps to people to do freaky the first. Right. But they. Nobody's really worried about a terrible accident. You have to do something so stupid. I mean, you have to be so. And people are stupid. So it could happen, but it doesn't because for the most part, you're going one the whole time. And even if you roll over a little bit, it's gonna be scary. Camelback's the same way they tell old people to hike Camelback. Some dude just hiked it with a Christmas tree on his shoulder and put it up there. Santa guy that does that every year still doing that does. He goes up there every morning now. Ends to the tree.

[Brady]

The legend of Camelback Jack.

[Holmberg]

I don't know what that means. You got weird you title things today.

[Brady]

Oh, you never heard.

[Holmberg]

What's that?

[Brady]

He was one of the.

[Holmberg]

Oh, the dude that just kept going up and down.

[Brady]

Then he does it. He a couple years, he'd do it for 24 hours. He did like up and down 22 times.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, George makes a good point. What are we wasting time with a rescue for? For waiting for the sun to come up. He got up there, he can march his happy ass down. Good point, George. It's daytime. They said he wasn't that injured. I rolled my ankle on it once.

[Brady]

Maybe they talked down maybe, you know, overnight. He woke up this morning like, I feel fine. I think I work my way.

[Holmberg]

He is fine. He got lost and it got dark. They gotta wait till morning.

And he didn't have a cell phone. That guy's up to something. I think he's hiding evidence. I'm gonna look deeper into this. I don't. I'm getting a little Jussie Smollet on this deal right here. He didn't have a phone. Somebody else ratted him out that he was up there. Who walks around without a phone? Especially doing stuff like that?

Yeah. Follow the trail. There's a bloody knife on there. There's a bloody knife on Camelback. If you find it, don't touch it. That's the rescue boy.

He didn't want to get tracked. He didn't want to be found if he didn't have a phone. He was up to something bad.

[Brady]

They found the blanket and phone on the picnic table.

[Holmberg]

And we'll find something out about this. This not all is being. We all think it's a mountain rescue. Not so much. And the news loves those mountain rescues since they spun the guts out of that old lady a few years ago.

She lived right but her internal organs were mashed up against the sides of her body because they spun her at 110 rotations per second.

[Brady]

It was bad.

[Holmberg]

It was not. It was awesome for her. It was bad for all of us. Couldn't get enough. The news shows it all the time. Remember this. This tragedy. Like you guys don't think it's a tragedy. You wouldn't show it over and over. Remember we. Remember when we spun that lady's guts into her rib cage. Yeah. Hope that doesn't happen again. Let's go live to the helicopter.

Anyway. Yeah. George is right. Set up a helicopter. It's daytime. Get off my hill. At 753 we got ourselves a Brady Report for all the other stuff that's going on. As I keep. I'll keep an eye on the mountain. You guys. Look at all the other stuff. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] that's where you get shade put on that back patio so you can turn day into night at your home. If you'd like. You've got an area that's got a TV on the back patio. Or you want to put one on there but the sun's glaring too much. Well, darn it all, there's one place that'll fix all that. Allprochade.com Make a nice shady day out of these 80 degree December afternoons and turn into a beautiful evening. And because you got motorized shade from All Pro Shade they'll throw a heater in there for you as well. So when the sun does set, you don't need your shades anymore. You got a nice heater to continue your evening on your beautiful new patio. AllProchade.com Brady report it good Wednesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hello world.

[Holmberg]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy National Logger Day. Not the Woodsman.

[Holmberg]

L A G E R. Yes, a lager. Okay.

[Brady]

A couple of basis fun facts. The piece of metal on the end of a pencil that holds the eraser is called metal. A ferrule. I remember that from Rich Hall.

[Holmberg]

Oh, yes. Niggles. All right. I knew it. Knew it.

[Brady]

I wasn't gonna say it, but I knew it. Hopped in there.

[Holmberg]

Shut up, Toledo. That's enough of you. You get back, bury your nose in that computer and zip it.

Look what you did. Stop.

[Brady]

He's gone.

[Holmberg]

I know. 40 years ago, there's a comedian who started a book series about words that were silly, about little things we didn't know, and he called them sniglets. Now, you can't really say that to someone because if the reference is lost, you just seem terrible. Can I get that on Amazon? No, you probably can still. Don't Google that on your history.

[Brady]

I remember a couple of them.

[Holmberg]

Of course you remember them. They were funny. But you're old. Young people are like, did he just say that you're going to lose your job? Morning sickness. They say things that are horrible.

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[Brady]

It's hbo.

[Holmberg]

No, it's Saturday Night Live too. He was rich. Hall went to snl. Now knock it off. He's lost. He's on a search. Look at his face. It's like a kid on Christmas.

[Brady]

Provide.

[Holmberg]

No, you don't. So many books of it. I'll handle all the references around here. You don't know what you're doing. You got to manage more things than just the words Toledo. You gotta manage the four year old mentality that's in this room at all times.

Turn his computer off.

[Brady]

When margarine was first created, it was illegal to make it the same color as butter, so the manufacturers dyed it yellow. But eventually margarine became more popular than butter. So the butter manufacturers started dyeing their butter yellow.

[Holmberg]

They chased margarine. Yep, it's margarine. Still a thing? Yeah. Is it?

[Brady]

I don't use it.

[Holmberg]

Didn't we find out that margarine was actually bad? Like your body doesn't digest it at all because it's artificial. Butter's fattening. But margarine stays in your system like 12 or like 10 days longer or something like that.

[Brady]

Oh, geez.

[Holmberg]

It does? Yeah. Well, I can't, I can't believe it's not butter. It's supposed to be a butter substitute.

[Brady]

Eat that, it stays in for seven years.

[Holmberg]

That's not true. But they do have the thing that they said that the scientifically, yeah, you won't get fat if you eat lots of this, but it stays in your body so you, you don't digest things right because of that. It's bad for you. Eat real butter. Moderation. And not by the stick.

[Brady]

Margarine manufactured spread from vegetable oils, offering milder taste, unsaturated fats and higher smoke points.

[Holmberg]

Right. I don't know what it is. I'm just. I just know that your body doesn't know what to do with it, so it stores it. It's the vegans weirdos.

[Brady]

A large scale study published in the Journal of Psychological Science found that some of life's toughest questions have a consistent theme. Perceived risk. The study asked people about their toughest, most stressful life decisions, then compiled them and a list of the riskiest choices people faced Here.

So the top 10, whether to accept a new job or not was number one.

Number two, whether to quit your job without an alternative gig.

[Holmberg]

Don't do that. That's never good.

[Brady]

Three was whether to invest money. Four was whether to drive a car when tired, buzzed, or there's bad weather.

Five was whether to become self employed. Six, whether to buy a house.

[Holmberg]

These are all points of stress to the, like, people.

[Brady]

Were the highest points of stress that people.

[Holmberg]

They lost their minds over it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Whether to get surgery, whether to get married, whether to get vaccinated. The last one was whether to move.

[Holmberg]

To another country just on a whim. That is pretty stressful.

Ask Rosie if you have a job.

[Brady]

If you're considering moving to another country. I think you're Brett's people.

[Holmberg]

Well, the thing is that for a job. Yeah. Change a job. Essentially what you just rattled off was 10 life changes that you have. Yeah. That's all scary. It's like, if I make this change, will it work out? Like, I'm comfortable where I am, but I got to take a chance to go further. Yeah, that's stressful, but it's stress for the right reasons. It's not like you survive that decision. The biggest stress is like, what Brett went through yesterday. Is this the right time with my pet? Like, those are the stresses. How do I unplug dad without everyone finding out?

That's a lot of stress when you think about that. What do I. How do I, you know, go in? Like that guy a few years ago that went online? He had to be under an excruciating amount of stress while he typed in, how long does a body decompose in a plastic bag? I mean, you want to talk about real stress? How do you get blood out of the cracks of a wood floor?

[Brady]

Just those X's on your calendar.

[Holmberg]

The best way to dismember a body. Dude Googled all that. The stress he was under was unreal. Now he's an asshole. But you still can't discount that he was going through a lot.

[Brady]

A new law went into effect in Australia today that bans social media for kids 15 and under. They can't have accounts on any of the major, major platforms, including Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, even YouTube.

[Holmberg]

I don't use this word a lot, but phooey. They did that to us here in Arizona. No more porn for you. We figured it out in an hour.

[Brady]

Fans of the law hope it forces kids to hang out in person.

[Holmberg]

Kids will figure out how to get back on social Media in a blip. Brady, you don't do a lot of porn, but every once in a while it goes, are you 18? And that is the gatekeeper. I mean, if you were willing to lie and are under 18, you're in now.

[Brady]

But in this state now you have to upload your ID, get a.

[Holmberg]

No, you don't get a VPN.

Go to arrows or whatever the other VPNs are. You download that, you connect it every time you want to jerk off and it goes right to pornhub. There aren't even questions the other one. And even verifying your age, you don't have to do an ID. It does a face scan of you. I'm 53. I'm 53. It looks at me and it goes, you're good.

My phone even goes, come on, what are we wasting time. You're carding this guy. Jerk. Merrily.

[Brady]

It says.

[Holmberg]

It'S a holiday greeting.

[Brady]

There's a park near London that just added an ice skating rink for the holidays. And it's a reminder that public parks are used for lots of stuff throughout the year. Because a couple went skating the other day and they took a picture of the ice. He found a used condom. Condom frozen in the ice. They post it.

The park employees went over there, cut the ice out, fixed.

[Holmberg]

Let me tell you this, anybody who takes a picture of a used condom and thinks it's funny used the condom. Nobody sees a used condom and thinks it's fun and takes photos of it. Unless they were the reason it's there.

[Brady]

Well, had the melt the ice first.

[Holmberg]

And then these people through that the night before. Yeah, and then it froze over and they went back to look and then they took pictures. Nobody. If Toledo and I are walking along, we see a condom, we're not taking pictures, we're running from it. Nobody sees someone else's used condom and gets happy.

[Brady]

Got a 24 year old dude from Oklahoma named Dylan Redfern. He's been nabbed after robbing a liquor store last Friday armed with an antique gun. It was an Old Timey Musket.

The one shotters.

[Holmberg]

Oh yeah, the big horn at the end.

[Brady]

That's what I thought, but it was actually the Old Timey musket pistol.

[Holmberg]

Oh, okay, hang on, I gotta reload. Cooler pulls out the can of black.

[Brady]

Powder and it was a single shot. Like, don't go anywhere.

[Holmberg]

It's one of my finer childhood memories. We lived in New Mexico in 1981 and before there were laws in this country. My dad went and got his muzzle Loader, gigantic old gun. And at 11:57 on New Year's Eve, he starts pouring powder in it and puts this ball in there and goes in the backyard and boom, this giant noise goes off. What the hell are you doing? Happy New Year. Just unloads a muzzle over it.

[Brady]

Where he killed somebody when the ball.

[Holmberg]

Who knows where the ball ended up? Nobody paid attention to that stuff. But kids were smarter in the 80s. We dodged lawn darts our whole childhood. So somebody fired a gun, you just knew to start running in a circle. The odds you getting hit was low. Then in the 90s, didn't have to.

[Brady]

Put a ball in it.

[Holmberg]

He did fire. He put a ball in it and a. Like this weird tarp thing and it fired out in some weird cover photo. We found that. Who knows where the ball is? My dad goes, I might go 100 yards. We never found it. We shot it straight up in the air. Could have killed one of us.

[Brady]

So Dylan didn't fire the gun, but he was pointing it at people. No one was hurt. He's charged with first degree robbery.

Here it is. 1800s Derringer.

[Holmberg]

Nice. That's what killed James Garfield, I think.

I went to my dad.

[Brady]

He's the guy that said, what's this then?

[Holmberg]

What's this? Yeah, the. My dad stayed at the rental house I have and they left yesterday. So I went over there, just make sure everything's okay. And all the TVs, he couldn't figure them out, but he found the Samsung channel somehow or the Samsung tv. And all of them were on westerns. And I watched for a few minutes what he had on Last, which was a movie. I wrote it down. It was a John Wayne movie.

[Brady]

Rio Bravo.

[Holmberg]

No, it wasn't. It wasn't a good one. Popular was, Damn it, Big Jake or something like that. Oh, yeah, Is that a movie? Yeah, that's it. Okay, that was it. So it's called Big Jake. And he hangs out with this Italian guy in red paint pretending to be an Indian. And Patrick Wayne's in it, his son, and he can't act at all. And I watched about 10 minutes and they're checking into a hotel and he's got an animal with him. He calls Dog. It's this Aussie shepherd mix. And goes, all right, Dog. And he gets Dog dugging. Go with him, Dog. And he sends Dog off. And then they're checking into a hotel and the Mexican guy behind the counter, he goes, I need a room for four. And he says, the dog can stay, but not the Indian. And he Goes, no Indians. No, sir. Yeah, all right. And then the Indian just goes, I'll sleep at the bar. And then two Chinese guys in a coolie hat walk by and John Wayne eyeballs them. And they go upstairs to their room and he looks at the guy behind the counter, he goes, no Indians. But. And then the scene's over. This is a whole thing. It's not a comedy.

[Brady]

One of the best scenes. It sounds pretty funny.

[Holmberg]

And he goes, come with me, dog. And the dog goes everywhere. The dog's allowed anywhere. Indians, not so much.

They say things that are horrible.

Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Brady]

So he just slept at the bar.

[Holmberg]

So he just. No, actually found out who he was. And he was evidently a big name. So he's like, oh, I had no idea it was you, sir. Take your Indian. And he moved me, like, come on with me, Sam. And Sam, the Indian went upstairs with him. And I'm like, this is terrible. Come on, Tato. Yeah, which basically like that. Well, Tonto, they call Lone Ranger. If you ever watch old Lone Rangers engine. Savage Redskin. They throw those around like nobody's business. The Savage came wandering in. Who? The redskin over there. Anyway, he's going nuts.

But my dad had that thing on full blast. Like you turn on the tv, the volumes at an all time high. And it's just westerns. I'm like, he found it. I didn't know it existed, but he found it.

[Brady]

We talked about the drone drops and prisons.

One happened, South Carolina.

Dropped off a nice package. Steak, weed, crab legs.

[Holmberg]

We talked about that yesterday.

[Brady]

Cigarettes and Old Bay.

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Did you help this prisoner, Brady? It sounds like the full package you'd have dropped off.

[Brady]

I want to drop that off. I would have dropped the cigarette a.

[Holmberg]

Couple bites out of it. There would have been an expired sauce included.

[Brady]

Evidently the in and out franchises in California have dropped the order. 67.

[Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, because the kids are ruining it.

[Brady]

Yeah, the freak out session. Some of the tick tock videos, they go crazy.

[Holmberg]

By the way, I just got a note from somebody that says the helicopter rescue is underway. They're watching it on the news now. I don't see a helicopter.

[Brady]

Must be on the other side.

[Holmberg]

How low is it? How low was this guy? It's only a mile and a quarter to get to the top.

[Brady]

Wasn't the other side the north side closed because of those boulders that are.

[Holmberg]

Going to drop again. You have to screw up so bad to get hurt on this mountain. Not on the head part. Those people actually do like real climbing, rappelling, on sheer cliffs on that. But when you're just climbing Cholla or Echo one that's closed because of the boulders. No, evidently not. Because they were on it yesterday. That's why this guy got stuck. I don't know anything about what you're talking about. That place is packed full of people every time I go by.

[Brady]

McLaughlin's been talking about it for a while. There are two giant boulders up there that. That have eroded with all of the. So they're. They're shoring them up.

[Holmberg]

Take your chances. Shim it. I don't see a helicopter.

[Brady]

I just have one radio video.

It's gonna say we could try and get the local news.

[Holmberg]

No, that's all right. I'll see it. I don't care about actually the rescue. I just want to see the helicopter bobbing around.

[Brady]

It's happened in Florida on the interstate.

[Holmberg]

Emergency plane landing right there on the freeway.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Three laner.

It's a baby jet though, huh?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

And he lands on a car. They didn't tell anybody.

Like the radio. There's no alert on your phone for this either.

[Brady]

In your car you wouldn't know.

[Holmberg]

Was he dead?

Maricopa about a dust storm and nobody's gonna warn me about a plane landing. I got a 4am alert about an Indian that got stolen.

[Brady]

That's amazing. Yeah. She was carted to the hospital.

[Holmberg]

Well yeah.

[Brady]

Plane landed on it but he's okay I guess. Pilot.

[Holmberg]

She's in her car just screaming the words to cappuccino by Sabrina Carpenter. And a plane smashed into the top of her car.

That is crazy. Wheels down. What was wrong with the plane? Looks like it could have landed somewhere else.

[Brady]

Was it loaded with some square grouper.

[Holmberg]

As in Florida you said?

[Brady]

Yeah. Pilot reported in trouble. Plane came down shortly before 6pm on the southbound side of the highway.

[Holmberg]

It's a Coke. Drops are probably following them. Man oh man. That thing just smushes that Corolla.

[Brady]

Where you don't see his ice swooping in right after.

[Holmberg]

That lady didn't pay attention to that giant phone alert. That had to be. I have my alerts off. That'll teach you. Somebody just said the helicopter was on the northeast side because he's on 61st street way over there. Yeah, that's what this guy's saying. You could roll down that side.

It said they were on the camel head side. That's what this guy said. Huh? Ah, this guy. His leg better have fallen off for us to pay this kind of taxpayer dollar. He's paying his own rescue right that.

[Brady]

Guy cut off his arm.

[Holmberg]

Oh, he chewed his arm. A hundred twenty seven hours. Yeah.

[Brady]

They dropped him a jackknife.

[Holmberg]

I remember when I went off trail and fell down, a little thing. Couldn't get my. I couldn't pull myself back up to it. My friend Jeff's like, we'll call someone. I'm like, no, I die here. If I screw up on Camelback Mountain to the point where they need helicopters, I want to. I'd rather. I'd rather just drop dead. It's a better story. I don't want to get rescued off of this little bump. It's not that big a climb.

[Brady]

I made it down going off the. Going down the spine.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

On the went. Missed a turn the first time. You do it.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

I ended up on McDonald. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

You're still on a trail. Yeah, but I was. I slid down the. I made a turn and I'm like, I think I can go straight down this way. And I slid down this thing and I'm like, oh. And then I went to turn around and I'm like, that's pretty straight up and down. And I tried to do a pull up off of it, but I couldn't get a grip. So I was just kind of stuck on this little ledge. And then, you know, figured it out.

But I'm not. I will never call for a rescue if I'm not injured. If I break my ankle or something. It's like I need people to help me out. If I just get lost, I'm gonna die. On Camelback.

It'S too easy. As evidenced by the response of the guy last night. You're up there. Yeah, see you in the morning. Like, they don't do that in any other rescue efforts. We're not doing it, dumbass. Why don't you have a phone? I forgot it, dumbass.

[Brady]

That'd be a lesson.

[Holmberg]

My. My assessment of this is that he's trying to see if his wife still cares about him. So he forced himself to go missing for a little bit to see if she could. Yeah. Like without his phone, if no one. Yeah. Oh, yes. Just see if anybody. Nobody cares about Kevin anymore. I'll show them he's George Bailey right now. If I disappeared, what happens to you? And then he. They found him and he's like, they do love me, but this dude's going through some emotional stuff. He's not normal.

And he's going to be on the news tonight. He's going to get all this, all these flowers thrown at him for being a hero. But all he did was fall down and lay there for till the end. The firemen were like, we'll get you tomorrow. I'm tired.

[Brady]

When you put it like that.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, he did something stupid anyway. Brett, what do you got?

[Brady]

All right, it probably would have picked him up that night, but he's like, you pricks coming up here to get me.

[Holmberg]

He's gonna have been a mick hat wearer. You know what? I'm not getting him. You said the wrong thing. Where are you pricks? It's dark and cold. You know what? We're gonna drone up a blanket, and you're gonna stay the night, you ungrateful bastard.

[Brady]

Sit tight.

[Holmberg]

By the way, who called? Was it my wife? No, she's never called. You know what, then don't come get me till that notices. I'm gone. Well, where's your address? Because we just. We got a call for a loud party. That might be it.

Oh, they got it circled here for me on this one where the map is.

[Brady]

And they probably have to call your citizens app.

[Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, well, that. Actually, last night my citizens app went off and they said there was a rescue. A mountain thing.

[Brady]

Do not go up there.

[Holmberg]

But it was last night. I just leave them there. It said. Yeah, do not even think.

Yeah, this one just says, on Camelback, there was a red Mustang and a white Cadillac going 100 miles an hour. That's the. That's the big one.

[Brady]

Kirby, at what time.

[Holmberg]

That was this morning on Camelback road. It was 11:49pm last night. Camelback in, like, 59th Avenue or something down there.

Probably. I mean, I heard Cadillac too.

No, evidently they were right off the 51 and 18th Street. That's not far from iPad.

They just go. They're going up and down the freeway.

That's fun.

No, that's right next to a police station. They're on Maryland Avenue going 100 miles an hour. That is a small street. Anyway. Well, they caught him. All right. What do you got? A little surveillance work here at probably a Title 9. Okay.

Title 9 bar. There's some lesbians, right? One sitting on a can of coke and, oh, another skinny lesbian is. Oh, she went down on the ugly, weird one. Maybe they're both hot. I can't tell if it's in the cooler.

[Brady]

Are they on stock?

[Holmberg]

She's going after it down there. She's hungry.

She's. Yeah, she went down on the other girl in the stock room. That they both were blonde and and fit. That had to be at the Title 9 stock room.

[Brady]

Celebrating logger Day.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, that's right. This is a girl. A naked lady with a bad body. Oh, she's on the toilet. And it's a close up of her peeing. Oh, she's standing in the toilet. She' standing and trying to pee straight down. But I mean, it's. Oh, now she's bathing in her own urine water from the to it is. Oh, she's putting it all over her body. Does this have sound, Brett? Oh, she's got a gross set, too. Yuck. Real class actor. And you know what's bad? You can tell by her nipples that she's got kids. That's somebody's mom.

They say things that are horrible. Radiate.

Upd Holmberg's morning sickness. Show that again.

[Brady]

Get ready for school to teach her.

[Holmberg]

She's a. She got those glasses on. She's got mom nipples. Yep. Oh, Lord almighty, look at that. Oh, and she's. She's eating a lot of vitamins. That's neon yellow. That's gross. Yeah.

[Brady]

Rubble feet.

[Holmberg]

Kids have chewed those up. And look at her. It's so yellow, it's almost green. She's very healthy, I guess. I guess that's a good side. Oh, God. Oh.

She fits in the toilet.

All right. Here's another one. Jesus, Brett. Hey, don't look at me. This is a bunch of piercings on a vagina. And now they're putting one into the taint between the. The perineum is now being pierced. It's Japanese. There's Japanese writing. She's got maybe 12 rings around her labia. And just. It just forceps. Danger. It looks like a rack. And now there's a. The post is going in the B hole and through through the perineum into the. Into the vagina part. Oh, God. Why do you do this to yourself, Japanese girl? Oh.

It looks like a jewelry racket. It looks like a jewelry racket. Claire's. There's just nothing but rings on that thing. Oh, my God.

[Brady]

We've set the hook.

[Holmberg]

Oh, the hook's in. We can go fishing with her. J Japanese body. They have hooked her now. Let's go catch some dolphins. Oh, Lord. How long does this take? Yeah, me too. How do you make this decision? What did your uncle do to you? Oh, it's all the way through. There's the other side of the hook. There it is. It's through. It made it through. All right. It's through the taint and into the other. So it breached through the back door and into the top floor.

That noise. You're hearing is Japanese pain.

And now what? Now we've got a stick going through all the way. Yeah. Stop it. Is that thing breathing? Is that her or is that the.

[Brady]

I think you're right. I think it's breathing.

[Holmberg]

Oh, they're pulling a. What is that? It's like a fishing lure. Got a fishing lure coming up. What is that? It's like a five inch, like, string. Oh, okay. We're making sure the hole is big enough. Now she's running like a zip tie through the whole hole. And she's got a rope. Oh, she's going to put a ball on it and let her dog tug on it or something.

That's the Japanese devil. That's what she just heard from the Japanese. There you go. There it is. And all she really wanted was a zip tie from her to go through her perineum. Or is it her perineum? Is that what that's called? I think that's it.

[Brady]

Okay.

[Holmberg]

Is the perineum the tape? Yeah, I think that's right. Anyway, gross. Thanks, Japan.

I still blame the nukes for that. That behavior is only nuke driven. There's some mutants over there. What was that just. Yeah, that's a Brady video. Just midgets. Weightlifters. All right.

Midget pose. All right. Scott Haynes won that contest.

We'll just go to this one. All right, here's another. Way too thin woman with her butt and vagina exposed. Her fingers are going through the butt. Oh, she's spreading her butt open. Oh, it's breathing. Oh, she's making her butt breathe. Making her butt breathe.

It's a rose butt. She just shot it out.

Yes.

[Brady]

You like it?

[Holmberg]

Guys, is she a member of abba? I think she might be Swedish. Oh, it's got some drip to it. Well, because her body's quitting. It drips when it quits. You want to smell her underwear?

You can make it breathe.

[Brady]

It's the new old AZ song. God.

[Holmberg]

That was bad. 93. Three old easy. Oh, my God. Wow. That was gay. Show it again. I want to hear it now. Everybody be quiet.

Oh, yes.

What is that? What is that thing?

Oh, yes. Guys, look at it. Look at my ass. What did she say? My ass? Yes.

[Brady]

You like it? Guys, let me eat. Yes.

[Holmberg]

I don't know what you're saying. Okay, stop talking. That's enough of you. You just. Let's just make that noise again. Make that noise again. All right. Make that noise again.

[Brady]

There it is.

[Holmberg]

What day this is. Oh, my God. Well, I'm done. I. I Can't compete with that. We're done. How do you know you can do that?

[Brady]

It.

[Holmberg]

I kind of want to try, but then I realized that I'd be in that position for about two seconds going, my life's over this. Why am I doing this?

How do you learn about.

[Brady]

Is it like. Yeah, someone else had to have done it, but it's like someone doing the fart sound with their armpit in their hand.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. And their armpit in their. No. You think that's funny? Watch this. Yeah. And how strong is her core? Because I. That's not training.

[Brady]

And then others is just her core muscles.

[Holmberg]

Her core muscles are strong. For her to be able to breathe that. That way.

[Brady]

Yeah. To fold your inside out to.

[Holmberg]

To not strain and make that thing breathe.

Boy. Let me hear it again. Brandon says it sounds like a dog drinking out of a big bowl. It kind of was. That's going. Close my eyes. No, watch. Brady, you got to listen for the noises.

[Brady]

S. Listen.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Sounds like plunging a dry toilet. It's so bad. Oh, there it is again. All right. And then she starts talking to me like, I need to hear what you have to say. You've got stories. Never mind. No, this is your headline. Leave it here. All right. How about that? Smelling those. No. Exactly. Exactly. Is that Natalie, the lady who emailed?

Look at how happy she is. She's smiling.

Singing Mamma Mia.

[Brady]

Her buddy Doug says. I've never heard sounds like that come from a radio ever.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, well. Well know who you're listening to all day. Z93.3. That's right.

Where have you heard those sounds, Doug, if it's not from a radio? Yeah, but the wife, she can make her b hole breathe.

And how do you break that out? Like you're on a date with a guy. So what do you do? Well, I'm an engineer and I work on roads and stuff. What do you do? I'll show you.

[Brady]

I'm a creator.

I'm double jointed. What can you do?

[Holmberg]

You got any, like, cool body things, like a piercing or a tattoo? Sort of. Watch this.

There we go. Whoa. I was just gonna show you that my pinky can overlap my index finger from. What the hell did you just do?

[Brady]

I could touch my tongue with my nose.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. I can wrap my hands behind my back and actually touch my shoulders. I'm like a human pretzel. What are your special skills? Watch this.

Oh, my God. You have very interesting elbows. Check this out.

I want to take you to Applebee's again.

Gimme, gimme I know it's early, but will you marry me?

[Brady]

Holy riblets.

[Holmberg]

Will I marry you? You've got me so excited.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

It's okay. I'd love for you to meet my mother. Shake her hand, Mom. Watch what happens. Oh, you're shaking so vigorously.

[Brady]

Merry Christmas.

[Holmberg]

You're shaking too hard.

It makes my outer butthole my inner pothole and vice versa. She was an abba. No, I was not. I have to tell her that. Otherwise she thinks I'm crazy. If she wasn't an ab, I wouldn't like her at all. See?

[Brady]

You have a lovely accent.

[Holmberg]

Where are you from? Hell. I'm from hell. I come from the nether regions of hell. By the river Styx. All hail Satan.

Pass the potatoes. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

I like Norda, the new girl, but.

[Brady]

Anyone have a mistletoe?

[Holmberg]

I smell her panties, Mom. I'm into it.

Oh, are you going to propose? Until I'm so excited.

That's Miguel.

Do you take this man to be your lawfully. What the hell? Wow. God, why? Sorry. Sometimes it does it on its own.

[Brady]

I told you not to mic that.

[Holmberg]

You don't need to.

The acoustics in the church are perfect for my bottom.

Part of God's plan.

[Brady]

Really?

[Holmberg]

I say thank you, God.

Any hoot, that's the world you live in. Just a little fun. Little magnifying glass down on the neighbors, I guess. Yikes. It's 8. 24. There you go, everybody. That's your Brady Report. Be proud of it. And don't forget, that one won't even make the top 10. Friday night, Holmberg After Dark with our friends from Lerner and Row.

[Brady]

That's pretty good.

[Holmberg]

It's a good one. No, we've had better than that. That was pretty average compared to what we'll be watching later. It's okay. It's not a top 10.

[Brady]

That was better than average.

[Holmberg]

It's top 15.

[Brady]

It's.

[Holmberg]

No, we made it better than average. It was good. We've seen worse and better. By worse.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. And now I might call Dr. Fixler from Happy Endings and take care of myself, because these are the people that walk the earth with me. Thanks to our friends at Happy Endings, Pet Euthanasia and Lerner and Roe for helping us out with homework. After Dark Friday night tickets. Scarcely available, but you can still grab [e-mail]. there goes your Brady Report. By. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Brady]

No membership fee.

[Holmberg]

I have heard enough of this.