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John
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Brady
Homberg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.
John
Kind of hate how much I like that.
I really enjoyed that.
Larry
Awesome.
John
It is a good song. John Gordon. I stand corrected. You're not always wrong when you say that's a great song.
That one's good. I remember. What was that, like, 88, 87.
Some around there? Yeah, that was my high school. That was a big one. In the. In the Jeep with the top down. And Gretchen Zamat driving her home over on Alma School and a little bit north of Guadalupe. She liked that one. And baby had to play sheriff and wait for her pretty much every drive home. Dan was right.
He's still in his car. I wonder if he's listening now.
Brady
Jesus Christ.
John
I knew it. He's back to doing it again.
Brady
Yeah, he's a twink.
John
It's time now. 10 o' clock on the dot. And somebody just emailed and said, hey, did your station ID just say Tempe Phoenix, Moscow? I add the Moscow in every once in a while. It's the legitimate one, but I. Moscow. It's my audition to have David Lee fired. And then I'll just do everything. Get a couple bucks in my pocket to just go, how hard is that gig, Nadia?
Brady
Kill you. Phoenix. Phoenix, Moscow.
John
I'm sure one of the Bobs will be. Our legal department says we can't legally say we're licensed in Moscow anymore. I'm not gonna stop doing it. All right, I won't say that anymore.
Brady
98 KUPV. Tempe Phoenix. Lenin, Grad.
John
It's not even a city. Used to be.
Brady
Tempe, Phoenix, Constantinople.
I like that one. Tempe, Phoenix, Constantinople.
Larry
Istanbul.
Brady
Istanbul, Constantinople.
Larry
Djibouti too.
Brady
Been a long time gone.
John
Don't let me. I gotta fin.
Brady
Constantinople. Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business. But the Turks.
John
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Larry
Go real quick.
Liam
Yeah, John, I'm all for a good two man fight. I really am. Anytime. But if we're going to make this a three man battle, can we put in the rules for Rock wars next year to give Brady a helper listener?
John
No.
Liam
Maybe somebody could wear, even wear a. An apron that says helper.
John
No, helper Helper for legal purposes. And he's only allowed to contact helper person one time.
Liam
Oh, one time.
Larry
What do you mean? You guys get help all the time?
John
Not too often. A little bit.
Liam
Do you not get help.
Larry
Pick it off? No. Every now and then.
John
Google, we all go to the same things. I check my emails kind of afterwards, see what people thought of and something like, in this case, there was a guy named John Saltzbach who said wait by White Line. That's what I sent. I didn't know that until after I chose it. Which is good because you. I chose Working Day and Night by Michael Jackson initially. And then I was like, oh. Because I was thinking wait when I came back.
Brady
So like, wait, that's another one.
John
And then I was like, wait, that White lion song. And I ran back in there and did that. So.
Brady
Hey, John, how about 98 kupd temporary Phoenix bikini bottom?
Yeah, I like that one.
John
All right, Brady, go ahead and entertain us.
Larry
Pamela Anderson was interviewed by People magazine. She talked about her and Liam Neeson.
Brady
Yeah, she talked about it, but she didn't say what we were all thinking.
Larry
They were romantically involved for a short while.
Brady
I was gonna finish that. I her and I did it. Good. Don't interrupt me next time I start talking about Pamela Anderson, you bastard.
Larry
Well, it's no longer they're just friends.
Brady
That's all right. I didn't need to do more.
Larry
I always be a part of each other's lives.
Brady
Maybe not me so much because I.
Larry
That you're not gonna improv with her anymore.
Brady
Why do I need to go back to that? I've already been in that honeyhole. I that good. Guess What? Her post-60s virginity has been taken by me. Because I.
You heard me. I have a very specialized set of skills and I've checked the box of Pamela Anderson. Now those skills are one less. Who's next on my list? Halle Berry. I've got my eyes on you. Sophia Vergara. I'm gonna F that too.
John
Brett.
Larry
Mila Kunis.
Brady
Okay, I'll F her.
Larry
Wow.
Brady
I know she's not getting it good from that idiot who can't act that she's married to. So I'll F him while I'm at it.
Larry
She's in charge of her neighborhood's hoa. She says it's tough. It's eight homes in her hoa. But the all she receives is complaints and I.
Brady
And the biggest complaint is that none of them are me.
But I will if you're asking.
Larry
Variety had two of the writers do the best TV shows of the year. And Rob Roy was number one.
John
Number one.
Brady
Gosh, Wonder how that happened. Who do you have to to get that? Me.
John
Was Rob Roy the number one?
Larry
No TV shows.
John
Rob Roy would have been a great TV show.
Brady
This week on Rob Roy, I sail in and everybody. I'm Rob Roy, for Christ's sake.
Larry
Can you do.
Liam
Is it a sitcom, Liam?
Brady
Sure, why not? We can make it funny. I'll get her from behind.
I'll make it real funny. And I'll your wife you too.
Larry
So they came up with the funniest TV shows according them Adolescence number one.
John
Or currently this year. Oh, funniest. What's even on Adolescence? Evidently. Yeah, the Pit.
Larry
Forever Paradise.
John
The Pit is funny?
Larry
No, the best TV show.
John
Funniest. You keep saying funniest.
The best tv. The Pit's really good. I'm on two episodes of that. I'm really.
Liam
It is really good.
Brady
People told me about it.
John
I'm like just another hospital drama. No, it's got a really second season coming up. It's like 24. Did you watch it all?
Larry
I did, yeah.
John
It's like 24. It's one hour of each one. You seem to have like 30 hours in the day. Every time I say did you watch that? You've seen it. I'm impressed. You've gone for it.
Larry
I've had a year to see that one.
John
I know, but I mean you see like everything. Would you see that?
You knock out some shows when Toledo.
Larry
Goes down the line on Tuesday. There's a couple I'll check out right away.
Liam
Catalogs them.
John
Yeah, there's some good ones but I always forget or I always just can't get involved.
Larry
Andor the Disney plus show was on the one person's list.
Welcome to Derry.
Liam
Larry's been watching that.
John
He says it's okay.
Larry
Outlander Blood of my.
Liam
No, that's a.
John
It's. That's a dumb people. Yeah.
Liam
Period piece.
Larry
The gilded age.
John
Another one.
Larry
Former Jeopardy. Championship Philip Joseph.
Was arrested. Two felony accounts of peeping.
John
Oops.
Larry
He's from Raleigh, North Carolina. He was busted allegedly installing camera in someone's bathroom without their knowledge. No details about the victim were released. But he walked away with a little over 44 grand. Two victories in November 2024 when the big change. Then he returned for the championship wild card tournament.
Liam
How'd you do there?
Larry
Didn't move past the semifinals.
John
Why would a two time winner go to the champions round? You have to win the whole week to get to that. I guess that qualified any champions winner.
That's what I'm saying. A wild card.
Larry
They just pulled it out.
John
Bucket. Here's also my inner bully radar goes off when I heard his name was Philip Joseph. Phil Joe the Dildo. And I know for a fact up until about third grade, life was miserable for him.
You're Phil Joe the Dildo. That's happening immediately. Once some jackass kid like Mark Alexander figures out your name sounds like Holmburger, you never hear the end of it.
Larry
Maybe that's why he only went by Joey. His last name.
John
Home Burger Helper.
Like oh, that's hilarious.
Liam
Listeners calling you Homegren.
John
Mispronouncing it's fine or not getting it right but intentionally. Holmberger, Helper.
Brady
Dumb.
John
Better. But Phil Joe the Dildo. I could always help the bullies with good nicknames for people. Phil Joe the Dildo is one of them.
Liam
Listener has a new app for us to do. He says, I've been following the helicopters all Morning. They have a chopper app, flight radar 24, apparently. And it shows where they are currently and where they've been.
John
Flight radar 24. That's what that dude sent me. That squiggly line over Camelback. I'm like, oh, he's just goofing around. But that was what the helicopter was circling the mountain. I get it.
How about that? What's it called? Flight radar 24, apparently.
Liam
Flight radar 24.
John
Okay, I'm on that. I'll take it. Fun. All right, let's get the heck out of here, shall we? It is time for Larry, everybody. And he'll be nice to. He's got his chances at the KUPD concert. Pass. If you hear offspring, Larry's gonna yell at you. You gotta get that done. And every concert that we mentioned on the Core Institute concert calendar next year is yours. That's how it works. Larry. Go.
Larry
A couple more just added in. Death clock is coming through.
John
Beautiful.
Larry
And that's on there. And Go Punk Yourself is going to be doing an authority zero concert.
John
And that's on there too.
Larry
It's on there too.
John
And also the Night of the Singing Dead. That's on there too. Yeah, throw that on there. Schedule that for Halloweener birthday show.
Larry
Is that happening?
John
Sure. Birthday show. That's on there after dark. No, let's not go crazy. It's not a concert. Gotta make some money for charities. That's it. Larry's coming up next. He'll have more stuff he's gonna introduce to you and your feeble little minds. Larry's next. Have a great Wednesday. We'll see you tomorrow on the morning sickness.
Larry
Hello.
Brady
It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually.
Larry
No membership fee.
Brady
I've heard enough of this.
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Episode: 12-10-25 - Entertainment Drill - WED - Pamela Anderson Talked About Relationship w/Liam Neeson To People Mag
Date: December 10, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
With: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Main Theme: A comedic roundup of the latest entertainment news—Pamela Anderson’s headline-making comments about Liam Neeson, celebrity anecdotes, a rundown of top TV shows, lighthearted crew banter, and a dash of local flavor.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness focuses on the Entertainment Drill segment, where the crew dives into the surprising Pamela Anderson–Liam Neeson revelation, riffs on top TV shows of the year, discusses a bizarre Jeopardy! champion scandal, and peppers in their trademark back-and-forth banter and pop culture takes. Expect irreverent humor, some quick-witted improv, and the usual camaraderie between the hosts.
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The episode is fast-paced, full of sarcastic asides, irreverent humor, and improvisational banter. “Holmberg’s Morning Sickness” maintains its signature lighthearted, edgy, and sometimes juvenile tone, never steering away from lampooning celebrities or themselves. It’s fun, cheeky, and always ready with a quick joke or unexpected digression.
This episode is a riot of entertainment news, bold jokes, and local flavor—perfect for listeners who enjoy irreverent takes on the day's headlines.