12-11-25 - BR - THU - List Of Most Dangerous States For Christmas - Dallas Woman Set Fire To House As We Question How Brady Says Her Name - Brady's Too Excited About Cheez It Crushed Turkey Legs

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – December 11, 2025

Episode Theme:
A classic, rapid-fire Thursday show featuring: charity updates from the field, oddball news, holiday statistics, culinary debates, viral videos, and snappy banter from John Holmberg and the crew (Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo).

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Operation Santa Claus Live Update (00:19–02:00)

• Brett reports live from Local Legends bar in Mesa, Arizona, collecting donations for Operation Santa Claus.
  • Donations accepted: Toys or cash. Donors get perks like a 10% tab discount and entry into concert ticket contests.
  • Sponsors: Shoutout to Sanderson Ford for supporting the charity drive.
  • “Come on out here, have a couple drinks, have a shot, and grab some breakfast while you’re out here.” – Brett (00:53)

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Brady’s Oddball News & "Happy National App Day" (03:12–06:14)

Fun Facts (04:10–05:30)

• Giraffes: Highest blood pressure of any mammal.
  • “You’re going for the record, though. Take that, giraffes.” – Host (04:14)
• Ben Franklin’s Drinker's Dictionary: Listed 200 terms for being drunk, ranging from “he’s seen the devil” to “juicy.”
• Lion King trivia:
  • “Pumbaa from The Lion King was the first character to break wind in a Disney movie.” – Brady (04:58)
• Origin of “boardwalk”: Named after Alexander Boardman, who created the first in Atlantic City.

Relationship Stat (05:34–06:14)

• December 11 noted as most popular day for breakups, per Facebook relationship status studies.
  • “You got to get out before the holidays…Otherwise, you’re tied to a gift. Somebody you hate.” – Host (05:41)

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Most Dangerous States for Christmas (06:14–09:12)

• Metrics: Fires, crime, injury rates, hazardous driving, drunk driving, etc.
• Top Five:
  1. Vermont – Due to snow, deer, and 100% chance of white Christmas.
     • “The chances of a white Christmas are basically 100%.” – Brady (08:41)
  2. Wisconsin – High on drinking, injuries, drunk drivers.
  3. Oregon – Many serious car crashes.
  4. Colorado – Hazardous roads.
  5. North Dakota – Fires, crime, heavy drinking.
• Commentary:
  • “All the states that have snow and deer together.” – Host (08:57)
  • “Well, you got…giant animals just wandering around in blizzards.” – Host (09:04)

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Maine House Fire & Name Pronunciation Tangent (09:52–12:10)

• Story: Woman in Maine, Jamisha Denise Murphy, sets fire to a house, then tries to stab the fire hose to stop firefighters.
  • “She wanted the fire.” – Host (10:19)
• Crew riffs on the pronunciation and origins of her name:
  • “When you name a kid Germisha, you know…her name’s gonna be Germ.” – Host (10:38)
  • “Jamisha Denise Murphy.” – Brady (full name revealed at 11:31)

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Cheez-It Crushed Turkey Legs at the Citrus Bowl (12:06–15:12)

• Brady’s highlight: Cheez-It is debuting a new dish – Cheez-It crusted turkey legs at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando.
• Extended banter on food terminology (“crushed” vs. “crusted”), preparation, and eating habits:
  • “Isn’t it the same, Brady, as just taking a bite of turkey and then putting in Cheez-Its at the same time?” – Host (13:06)
  • “It’s not crushed, it’s crusted.” – PD (14:14)
  • “You’d be eating crushed meat soon enough. In hospice.” – Host (15:26)

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Viral Videos & “AI” Fails (15:54–19:59)

Icy Road Pile-Up (15:54–17:04)

• Commentary over a video of a snowy car pile-up, with doubts as to its authenticity:
  • “There’s too much going on. Yeah, this is AI. But boy, it looked terrible to start.” – Host (16:29)
  • “Brady fell for that one. It was an AI, man.” – Host (16:39)

The “Claudio Pellistrante” Segment (17:16–19:59)

• Distorted humor and fascination from the crew over an Instagram account showing a severely disabled man.
  • “Imagine if a baby was born chest first…and stayed in that shape forever.” – Host (17:45)
  • “That’s a football that needs punching.” – Host (17:58)
  • (Ethically dubious jokes; the crew riff on the images, questioning how he lives, reference his sunglasses, etc.)

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Viral Video Round-Up & Listener Submissions (19:59–22:24)

• Superhero at kids’ party: Spiderman’s entrance knocks out a child but stays in character. (20:05)
  • “He does a somersault while the kids run towards him…takes one out foot to face.” – Host (20:20)
• Gym spotting fail: An Asian woman spots a female lifter, the spotter’s crotch gets too close.
  • “Can they do that?” – Brady (21:20, laughing over the video)
• Listener clip: Trans Brazilian deaf singer at a beauty pageant, crew doubts authenticity.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “If you’re supposed to be there at 8, you’re late. You better get on it.” – Host (00:19)
• On breakups: “Today’s the day to break up with anyone in Europe. How about that?” – Host (06:03)
• On the woman attacking firefighters: “She pulled out a knife and started stabbing the fire hose.” – Brady (10:04)
• On unique food creations:
  • “You would eat crushed turkey legs?” – Host (12:42)
  • “Tendered meat. Yeah, tenderized.” – Brady (12:43)
  • “If you want the recipe again, you’re gonna burn your trailer down.” – Host (14:04)
• On viral videos:
  • “Imagine if a baby was born chest first…It’s head is folded back onto its back.” – Host (17:45)
  • “That’s not a human being, that’s a football that needs punching.” – Host (17:58)

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Tone & Style

• Typical irreverence: The hosts blend offbeat news with playful roasting, inappropriate jokes, and quick-fire banter.
• Recurring bits: Mispronounced names, food debates, and riffing on viral videos remain signature elements.

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Key Timestamps

• 00:19–02:00 – Live charity update from Brett
• 03:12–06:14 – Brady’s fun facts and National App Day
• 06:14–09:12 – Most dangerous Christmas states
• 09:52–12:10 – House fire arsonist segment and name debate
• 12:06–15:12 – Cheez-It turkey legs discussion
• 15:54–19:59 – Viral/AI video analysis and reaction
• 19:59–22:24 – Viral video roundup and listener submissions

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This engaging episode combined charity work, quirky news, in-studio chaos over food trends, and a carousel of bizarre viral content—delivered in the show’s signature irreverent, rapid-fire style.

Transcript

[Host]

You're listening to the HMS Podcast, brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition, and accessories. Homburg's morning sickness. The old method of treatment for a person in this condition was to throw him in jail.

If you're supposed to be there at 8, you're late. You better get on it. But right now, our friend Brett is out and about. He is doing what he's supposed to be doing at Local Legends, that's on Main street and Sauceman in Mesa. And if you want to head over there, Operation Santa Claus is going on, and Brett's doing nice things there. And tip a pint for dirty this morning with Brett while he's out. Brett, are you there?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yes, I'm here.

[Host]

Yeah, let's get you out there and have a. Have one for one for the pup. You and Matthia doing nice things for this charity. And tip back one the third. Shifters can come by, get a delicious breakfast and a drink. What else you got going on over at Local Legends this morning?

[Brett]

Well, yeah, we are collecting for Operation Santa Claus, so we're taking those toy donations. And, you know, if you're just waking up and didn't have time to grab a toy or anything, we will take cash donations as well. Slip a little envelope over. We've had a couple people already do that, sign you guys up for all kinds of concert tickets. We got the normal KUPD swag. And if you donate, Mathias giving you guys 10% off your tab. So come on out here, have a couple drinks, have a shot, and grab some breakfast while you're out here.

[Host]

Easy peasy. And, of course, go ahead.

[Brett]

Of course, we got to thank our friends over at Sanderson Ford for putting all this together. So the Local Legends out here in Mesa, Maine, just east of Sauceman, west of Sauceman. Now we'll go.

[Host]

There you go. You'll find it.

[Brady]

It's.

[Host]

It's the one that says Local Legends on the building. Yeah, yeah.

Look for the building with that sign that says Local Legends. You found it. Main Street. That's where Brett is. He's only there every day. You might as. I mean, how are you supposed to know exactly where it is? Local legends from 7 to 9 this morning and doing nice things for Operation Santa Claus, which is great, A great organization with Sanderson Ford and putting that on for all the charities that they help. So nice job, Bert. We'll talk to you a little bit.

[Brett]

Thanks, man.

[Host]

All right. He's out at the bar this morning. He's living life he's having a better morning than anybody.

And go help him out. If you want to drop off a little cash donation, Brett takes those envelopes and do a nice thing for the folks at Sanderson Ford operators. And you can do that this morning. Just say hi to Brett and goof around with Brett. But you can do that at local legends anytime you want needs drop it off. Actually you can do it here at our building too if you're closer to us. We've got a box in the front lobby that they empty out every day. So let's dump that off. Nice job. In advance. I'll give you credit for all the work you're doing over there in the East Valley for helping us out. Nice job. It's time now for all the news that only Brady knows, brought to you by our [e-mail]. you heard Brady talking about he's got that TV on the back patio. He gets to watch it glare free. It's a beautiful thing because of all pro shade putting up that glorious patio shade motorized and everything else. When the weather gets a little sideways, it'll suck itself back in. Make himself part of the house because that's what it looks like. It's supposed to be. There it is. Not some weird clunky thing attached to your place or dumb umbrella that's going to blow and get in the pool. Trust me on that one. You don't want to try to pull an umbrella out of your pool. Allprochade.com they've got you covered. Been doing it for over 20 years for a reason. They're the best. Allproche.com Brady reported.

[Brady]

Good Thursday morning to Phoenix. Hello world.

[Host]

Hi.

[Brady]

Happy National App Day.

[Host]

Apple Day app.

[Brady]

I was hoping it was Appy. Pappy's appetizer Put us apps on your phone.

[Host]

Adorable grandfather chicken strips and cheese fingers.

[PD]

You do you Brady. It's appetizers today.

[Brady]

You're right. Happy Pappy's.

About to head over to Tendies.

[Host]

What's that? Oh, you're giving a plug. You get free food there. What's going on?

[PD]

Who's giving you?

[Brady]

That's Wendy's now they're saying they got new chicken.

[Host]

We're not following all of the latest advertising.

[PD]

Latest lingo.

[Host]

Yeah, that's your algorithm friend. I don't get a lot of Wendy's hits on my phone.

[Brady]

College football.

[Host]

They pound it okay on your tv.

[PD]

Oh, so blame it on college football.

[Host]

Cuz you have YouTube TV and Apple TV, right?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host]

You get different commercials than me.

Couple of bases Fun fact that just. That just don't. I do. Yeah. Your commercials are different than mine.

[Brady]

Giraffes have the highest blood pressure of any mammal. I begged it.

[Host]

You're going for the record, though. Take. Take that, giraffes.

[Brady]

Ben Franklin once published a book called the drinker's dictionary with 200 different terms to describe being drunk. Include things like ranging from he's seen the devil to juicy. Juicy.

[Host]

I like that. Back to your other story. Do giraffes have strokes? Because I'd like to see that.

[Brady]

They have T is.

[Host]

They just have little T is. They don't have the big. So occasionally their aisle twitch, but they.

[Brady]

Don'T have time for a stroke.

[Host]

They don't lose, like, the full. Like that. Because that neck drooping is a big move.

[Brady]

I can't use my left side.

[Host]

I know. You're shaped like a melted gummy.

[Brady]

Pumbaa from the Lion King was the first character to break wind in a Disney movie.

[Host]

Oh, that's fun. That we know about.

[Brady]

Right?

[Host]

One of those dwarves probably did it. Farty the eighth dwarf.

[Brady]

Boardwalks didn't get their name because they're wooden boards you walk on. They're named after the guy who came up with the idea to set up the first one in Atlantic City, New Jersey. It happened in the 1870s. His name? Alexander Boardman.

[Host]

Oh, interesting.

[Brady]

Today, December 11th, is the most popular day of the year to break up with your partner.

[Host]

Yeah, because you got to get out before the holidays.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Host]

Last shopping day. Otherwise, you're tied to a gift. Somebody you hate.

[Brady]

Around 15 years ago, researchers used Facebook statistics to study when people are most likely to change their status from a relationship to a single. And December 11th was.

[Host]

Today's the day.

It's easy if you're dating somebody in, like, Europe or something, make that call. But you got to go face to face with them. Today's the day to break up with anyone in Europe. How about that?

[Brady]

Another study ranked the most dangerous states to be in for Christmas. They based it on 10 different metrics, like fires, crime rates, injury rates.

[Host]

I thought you meant, like, state of mind. You're literally talking about, like, geography, how.

[Brady]

Slick the roads are during the time of the year.

[Host]

By the way, back to Brady's pettiness, that coach for Michigan evidently was threatening to kill himself for a little while. Look at the smile on his face.

[Brady]

It's too bad.

[Host]

I just bring it up every once in a while, though, just to see if. Too bad he didn't do it.

[Brady]

He went. Now, I'd say Went to his house, told his wife I'm gonna kill myself and then left. So she called the police. They got up. He was at an assistant coach's place. Said he was gonna. Then he held a knife.

[Host]

I always thought he was a little off when he beat Michigan. When he filled in for Harbaugh a couple years ago and they interviewed him and he started cussing and crying like that dude's unstable. But I didn't realize that. I didn't see this. I just thought wow, he's just a little too crazy.

[PD]

What have his practices been like?

[Host]

Oh because he's that emotional.

[PD]

Yeah. To snapping and then.

[Host]

And then the picture of the girl he was hosing that white devil is legitimately and she's a Succubus 20 something college student. He knew that when he got the job in college they'd be around. Right.

[Brady]

And then it finds out that her they're doing the whole thing. They're digging up all the stuff on her. Her dad was a scout for the.

[Host]

Bears around it the whole time.

[Brady]

She's got a rare disease.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What saying that she's been battling.

[Host]

She has a rare disease.

[PD]

Oh that's.

[Brady]

They're just.

[Host]

Is it sickle cell and contagious? Cuz then she is the white devil.

Oh this is terrible.

[Brady]

As to go in for weekly treatment.

[Host]

If he ends up getting sickle cell from her she's like the source of it. Oh my. She's a hive of horrible white devil behavior.

[Brady]

So the top five most dangerous states. North Dakota number five ranked high in fires, crime and drinking. Number four. Colorado roads.

[Host]

Yeah, there's nothing to do.

[Brady]

One of the metrics was injury related Google searches what it ranked high in that one.

Oregon number three. Just a lot of serious car crashes in general. Number two Wisconsin. Top risk factors drinking rates or being Somalian. More injuries and more drunk drivers. Number one.

Vermont deer. It ranks for a few reasons but driving conditions are a big one. The chances of a white Christmas are basically 100%.

[Host]

And also deer.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's gotta be a factor.

[Host]

They gotta be a huge factor.

[Brady]

Montana was seven.

[Host]

Yeah. All the states that have snow and deer together. The wintertime is.

[Brady]

Cheraine is in there.

[PD]

And moose.

[Host]

Well you got. Yeah. Giant animals just wandering around in blizzards. You can't see.

[Brady]

Maine was number eight. Structure fires.

[Host]

Really?

[PD]

Are they not good at putting them out or are they just prone to them?

[Host]

That's a good question.

[Brady]

Or they're you know. I don't know. Christmas trees are popular.

[Host]

Maybe they use old fashioned candles on their trees.

[PD]

Did you see that? I saw a video that. They still do that in Switzerland?

[Host]

Still do it in a lot of places, man.

[Brady]

And.

[PD]

Or do your people do that?

[Host]

My people, The Jews. We don't have Christmas trees.

[Brady]

Swedes. Jesus.

[Host]

We like candles. I pretend to be Jewish, by the way. I'm not really Jewish, but no, no. My Christmas tree. My grandparents would have candles for a day.

[PD]

Oh, on the tree.

[Host]

Yeah. It was weird.

[Brady]

We got a Dallas woman that was arrested for starting a house fire in Maine. Dallas woman? Yeah.

[Host]

Follow along. Don't stop trying to make jokes. Who is this? He's Shecky Green.

[Brady]

All of a sudden, Jermecia Murphy admitted to starting the fire. Must have been upset at someone. But the fire department showed up, started putting up the fire. Jamisha pulled out a knife and started stabbing the fire hose.

[Host]

She wanted the fire.

[Brady]

She didn't want him to put the fire out.

[Host]

She liked the fire.

[Brady]

They're able to get the bl. She only got to one hose.

[Host]

We're not guessing that.

[Brady]

No, no need to.

[Host]

Shamisha is.

She's not German. Germisha.

[PD]

Not sure.

[Brady]

Misa.

[Host]

When you name a kid Germisha, you know, people are. Her name's gonna be Germ.

[Brady]

They spell it with a. Jeremy. J, E, R, M. That's Germ.

[Host]

Isha. I, S, H, A, E, C, I, A. Oh, Jesus. Jamesia.

[Brady]

Jamesia.

[Host]

That's just insanity.

[PD]

Germasia.

[Host]

Could be Germasia. She's Spanish. We didn't get a picture. She might.

[Brady]

No, there. I saw a picture. I don't think maybe her name.

[Host]

Her name may be her messiah.

[PD]

Jeremy.

[Brady]

Female.

[Host]

But you called her Jisha.

[Brady]

I don't think Jisha Murphy.

[Host]

Hermicia Murphy is a thing. She's Irish.

[Brady]

Murphy.

[Host]

Morning sickness. Disgusting. They say things that are horrible.

Holmberg's morning sickness. Carlos o' Brien's gonna exit. Aramisia.

[Brady]

Full name. Jamisha Denise Murphy.

[Host]

Man, that's a. We might want to play. What color?

[Brady]

Well, I've. I saw a picture.

[Host]

Oh, she's a black lady.

[Brady]

Yeah. Murphy.

[Host]

Well, that's. That makes sense, but the Denise part doesn't. What would that screw you up for again? We need to cut his mic off today. He's just spewing nonsense because you planted.

[PD]

The iris seed in my head.

[Host]

Well, right. That can happen.

Germesia. Jeremiasia. I like Brady's Jeremiah.

[Brady]

I'll end it with this one because it's. Doesn't get much better.

[Host]

Okay.

[Brady]

Cheese. It just created the Cheez. It crushed turkey legs. They'll debut at The Citrus bowl later this month.

[Host]

Just a flavor, not actually crushed turkey legs.

[Brady]

No. They'll crush the Cheez Its and coat the turkey.

[Host]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Crushed cheeses on turkey. Crushed turkey legs. I said Cheez Its crushed turkey legs. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. What I was saying was what I heard, and it's wildly inaccurate.

[Brady]

Which would still be. I'd go for that.

[Host]

You would eat crushed turkey legs?

[Brady]

Tendered meat. Yeah, tenderized.

[Host]

You don't crush meat.

[Brady]

I take the bones out. It's crushed.

[Host]

Yeah. But then they're just mushing meat.

[Brady]

If you go to the Citrus Bowl, Orlando, you can order them at the game.

[Host]

God, you talk pornographic.

[Brady]

Starting in the second quarter, for 25 bucks each.

You can get the recipe right [e-mail].

[Host]

Isn'T it the same, Brady, as just taking a bite of turkey and then putting in Cheez Its at the same time?

[Brady]

Yeah. No, not this.

[Host]

No, no. What's different?

[Brady]

Well, would you eat fried chicken with the. Just the crumbles first and then eat the chicken?

[Host]

I don't know what the crumbles are. What are the crumbles?

[Brady]

The crumbles come from frying it, from flour and the. The breading that goes on the chicken.

[Host]

But you're just putting Cheez Its on top of turkey.

[Brady]

Well, they're pushing a little thing so it's bonds. Like. Like you're eating fried chicken. Fried chicken with cheese.

[Host]

I'm just asking, wouldn't it just be the same thing if I took a bite and then ate the cheeses? What's the difference then?

[PD]

Is there a picture?

[Brady]

There's more ingredients involved. It's not just cheese.

[Brett]

It.

[Brady]

You probably got some.

[Host]

You're making that up and you're doing it angry.

[Brett]

Flour.

[Host]

That's too much work. Just take a bite of a cheese it have it stuck to your teeth when you eat the turkey, and you get the sensation of crushed turkey legs.

That's dumb.

[Brady]

If you want the recipe again. She's a duck.

[Host]

I'll tell you. If you want the recipe again, you're gonna burn your trailer down. You're a hillbilly. There's nothing about you that's socially acceptable. If you're preparing your turkey with Cheez Its gum.

[PD]

It's crusted, not crushed.

[Host]

Yeah, it's crusted, not crushed.

[Brady]

It is.

[Host]

Crust it.

In fairness, one letter, you crumble up the Cheez Its. Well, we understand that, but it's the same thing as what I said.

[Brady]

That.

[Host]

Chew it up and Cheez Its get all Gummed up in your mouth like dough. And then you take a bite of the turkey. You've made it in your mouth.

[Brady]

Ooh. It kind of looks like a tough turkey leg. It looks more like a chicken drumstick. Turkey legs are. That's the size.

[PD]

It's the size of the helmet, Brady.

[Brady]

What helmet are you looking at?

[Host]

Great for one picture. Yeah, it's a pretty big turkey leg.

You're not satisfied with the size of that giant thing?

[Brady]

Won't be enough turkey.

[Host]

He's been hungry since August. You got to give him a break. All right, go ahead.

[Brady]

Got a couple radio videos. We're all over the place.

[Host]

And people are. They're eight seconds behind. They're like. What fatty is trying to say is crusted.

Brady, you'll be eating crushed meat soon enough. In hospice. You're kind of right.

You gotta crush my meat.

[Brady]

Crush turkey legs.

[Host]

Please crush my meat. What does that mean? Pervert. No, no.

[Brady]

My turkey. I need it crushed. I can't eat it unless it's pre crushed turkey leg.

[Host]

Crusted, Crushed. Who cares? Alphabetically, we're pretty close.

[Brady]

Tomato, crushed. I'll crush it. Delicious either way.

[Host]

All right, go ahead.

[Brady]

Speaking of slippery roads.

[Host]

Whoa. Got a snow pile.

[Brady]

Pile up.

[PD]

There's a lot going on in this.

[Brady]

There is.

[Host]

Look at the.

[PD]

Look at the two sides of the road beyond the traffic.

[Host]

This is an icy road on a snowy day. There's about seven or eight cars piled up. But I don't like that. The video hasn't started yet. And there's people walking around. This is not right. People are outside. There we go. Hit play. Here comes another speed and thing.

[Brett]

People.

[Host]

There's like nine or ten he gets. Now their car goes over. Why are you walking around on this? This might be AI. There's too much going on.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Host]

Yeah, this is AI. Yeah, there's too much.

[PD]

Cuz look at the other roadway. There's. There's like four cars in the median just.

[Host]

And people are just running red lights for no reason. And yeah, this is AI. But boy, it looked terrible to start.

[Brady]

Yeah. Cuz this guy running right here and then falls down. I think I can see him wiping out.

[Host]

But because he hears it.

[Brady]

I don't know where the.

[PD]

This is all a zali. Because look, they're coming from an angle. It's like a t. Well, it doesn't.

[Host]

Even matter about that. What matters is that nobody. There's cars on the wrong side of the road. The red lights are not being in. Everybody's speeding. It's A free for all. Brady fell for that one. It was an AI Man.

[Brady]

The traffic light was. Was broken.

[Host]

That's real broken on red. And nobody and everybody knew that everyone had been given a heads up. Just run it.

[PD]

So all red lights are broken.

[Host]

Just run it.

[PD]

Okay, there's a Brady.

[Host]

Maybe not this one. A crippled kid. This is a. I. Oh, my God. This person has a head.

[Brady]

He's got special designed leg shoes.

[Host]

What am I looking. This is my job to describe what I'm seeing. I can't.

[PD]

If you're interested, it's Claudio Palastrante on Instagram.

[Brady]

How.

That's him.

[Host]

Dance this thing.

[Brady]

If.

[Host]

Okay, here's how. The only way I can describe this to you is imagine if a baby was born chest first.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host]

And it stayed in that shape forever. It's head.

[PD]

Swear to God, I thought he was gonna climb those stairs. Hold on.

[Host]

Its head is folded back onto its back. If you took your head and just.

[Brady]

His. His head, John.

[Host]

I said his.

[Brady]

I thought you said it's.

[Host]

Well, it's is probably more accurate. That's not a human being. That's a football that needs punching.

[Brady]

Claudio.

[Host]

Yeah, and its legs are folded up underneath him.

[PD]

How do his sunglasses stay on his head?

[Host]

John, he's upside down. He's upside down.

[Brady]

Head got croakies.

[Host]

Come on, put it down. That thing's not living a good life yet. Come on, put Claudio down. Do him a favor.

Wow, Kenny Loggins is in better shape. That Kenny Loggins lump that you show us every once in a while is in better shape than that thing.

[Brady]

He posted again.

[Host]

What disease is that?

[Brady]

He posted again. And this is. They just. The guy just threw him out onto the towel.

[PD]

You wanna. All right, well, let's see what Claudio's page.

[Brady]

What's his name?

[Host]

Claudio what?

[PD]

Pellistrante.

[Host]

Pelestrante.

[Brady]

P, L, E. But it was legless. Armless. Well, jello. Kenny Loggins.

[Host]

Oh, yeah, he had a.

[Brady]

He posted one.

[Host]

Oh, there's Claudio Pellistrante.

[Brady]

He goes, Bogie.

[Host]

He's backwards.

[PD]

Where is he? On side. He's on his side.

[Host]

Who's feeding him, like, chocolate mil? He's got a juicer of chocolate milk.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Host]

All right, I guess you give him whatever he wants. Oh, I can't look at this thing.

[Brady]

The scariest one is one where by the beach, getting ready to go in the water. Oh, you went.

[Host]

Why did you take it to the beach? Oh, this is.

[Brady]

Well.

[Host]

Oh, and he's religious. How dare you? How dare you. That you cannot. You know why Because I'd want to meet God, too.

Oh, he's full.

[Brady]

That's one. There's one. He's in the. In on the beach. Starts getting in the water.

[Host]

Oh, this. I can't look at this guy anymore. That's enough. There he is hanging out with a bunch of goats.

Oh, and he's funny, too. Okay, that's enough. He's chasing goats. And the goats are even like. What the hell is that? When a goat recognizes a deformity.

[Brady]

We might have seen this one before, but a superhero visits a kid's birthday party.

[Host]

Yeah.

[PD]

At Zona Kids.

[Brady]

Is that here?

[Host]

I don't know. Zona Kids. The lady's about to introduce a superhero. The kids are all seated. Here's Spider man comes in the room. Captain America. Captain America's already. Oh. He does somersault and takes a kid in the face. And he stays in character. He does a somersault while the kids run towards him. Or a cartwheel. And then takes one out foot to face. And stays in Spidey mode completely. That's a great move by Spider Man.

[PD]

He took a young tua out.

[Host]

Yeah, he did.

[Brady]

He.

[Host]

Did he get the kid making gang signs? Yeah, he's in the Protocol. The boys in the Protocol. And Spidey gives him a little bit of a suck it kind of move right after.

[Brady]

All right, last one was kind of for Brett. And.

[Host]

No, it's bronze.

[Brady]

Yeah, they're getting sprotchy.

[Host]

All right.

[Brady]

Spotted.

[Host]

Oh, she's spotting a woman in a weight room. There's an Asian girl lifting just the bar and. Oh. Oh, come on, Friday. Let's keep it real.

[PD]

Jesus, Brady.

[Host]

She spots. Nobody's gonna love that but you and Kirby.

No one but you two will love that. That's a Daddy Daughter Day experience.

[PD]

We have one that a listener sent.

[Host]

She puts her. She goes to spot the lady on the bench, and when her vagina gets over her face, it grips her like a little hand. And look at him giggling away. Wouldn't it be fun? I've never seen one.

[Brady]

Can they do that?

[Brett]

All right.

[PD]

Listener sent this one in for you.

[Brady]

For your.

[PD]

What is it? Trans masculine.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Host]

You're trans masculine. Non binary.

[PD]

But this is a trans Brazilian deaf singer.

[Host]

I've seen this. I don't think this is real either. This is a beauty. Page, let this trans Brazilian deaf person sing. It's not real. There's no way.

[PD]

Well, here's her talking.

[Host]

I know she's real, but.

Who'S interviewing her and why?

[Brady]

Dumb.

Spotter was better.

[Host]

No, no, they're both bad. You're both of you ashamed yourselves. We'll talk to Brett again real quick. He's out at Local Legends. He's on Main Street. And Sasan and the man will be helping out Operation Santa Claus all morning long. And then you can do it yourselves over there at Local Legends and anywhere else. Sanderson Ford has this glorious operation going, including our lobby. But head on over to Local Legends this morning. Say hi to Brett. Maybe he'll give you some stuff. He's got things to give away. We'll talk to Brett next. There goes your Brady report.

[Brady]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Host]

No membership fee. I have heard enough of this for you, pd.