12-12-25 - Guad Squares - Tracy Morgan - Nicholson - Trump - Lovitz - Fruity Cocaine Brady - Liam Neeson - Sinatra

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode: 12-12-25 – Guad Squares: Tracy Morgan, Nicholson, Trump, Lovitz, Fruity Cocaine Brady, Liam Neeson, Sinatra
Date: December 12, 2025
Host & Cast: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode centers on a holiday edition of the “Guadalupe Squares,” a comedic game resembling Hollywood Squares but with over-the-top celebrity impressions and the show’s notoriously edgy banter. The cast cycles through impressions of Tracy Morgan, Jack Nicholson, Donald Trump, John Lovitz, “Fruity Cocaine Brady,” Liam Neeson, Frank Sinatra, and more, riffing on pop culture, risqué humor, and roasting one another (and their moms). Special segments feature regular listeners as guests.

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Key Discussion Points and Highlights

1. Guadalupe Squares: Characters and Banter (02:29–15:24)

• Classic Square Introductions and Character Bits:
  • Each square features a wild impersonation, including Tracy Morgan, Trump, Jack Nicholson, Lovitz, a coked-up Brady, Liam Neeson, Ted Nugent, Frank Sinatra, and the "Lord and Savior Tripp Reef."
  • Heavy emphasis on sexually charged jokes, absurd personal stories, and mock insults, mainly targeting hosts' mothers and one another.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Tracy Morgan boasts, “I was named square of the year ... Your mother said I was always trying to stuff this giant thing inside of us. Like putting a round thing in the square hole.” (02:54)
  • Trump reflects on his past: “They released pictures from Epstein’s party this morning ... I used to have a Trump line of condoms ... had my face on them, and it said, 'I’m huge.'” (04:39)
  • Brady as “Fruity Cocaine Brady” proclaims: “Mrs. found out cocaine's got a fruity flavor ... Now we’re doing cocaine that tastes like Fruity Pebbles.” (07:43)
  • Liam Neeson, deadpan: "I just did a documentary about Hitler ... I don't believe in it. It's called 'Joyous Days of Adolf,' and I'm the narrator because I'm so good at it." (09:45)

2. Game Play with Listeners (15:24–23:32)

• Callers Amy and Zach Savage play the Squares trivia game, picking their favorite “celebrity” impersonators for a chance to win Lamb of God tickets.
• Ample jokes about Amy dating a blind man (and the supposed perks involved).
  • Amy admits, “I don’t shave my legs” and the show fires back: “Well, he can feel. Still. Geez, hands work.” (16:00)
• Sample Trivia Question Exchanges:
  • “The oldest yo mama joke dates back to 1500s Germany. True or false?” (16:48)
  • “Does Ferrari deny 99% of people who apply to buy one of their vehicles?” (20:17)
  • “Is Spielberg second only to God in mentions during Oscar acceptance speeches?” (21:38)

3. Riffs on Listener & Celebrity Names

• The cast invents raunchy, pun-laden Asian names (e.g., “Chin Load,” “Siwu Gulp,” “Lou Say Noose”) and spiral into crass, politically incorrect humor, feigning offense and amusement.
• Sinatra, in his square, croons that even in death he’s “scoring more s than Larry,” takes shots at Cory’s mom, and introduces the term “chin load.” (15:11, 19:22)
• Memorable Quote:
  • Sinatra: “I banged a Chinese chick with that name once. Her name was Chin Load.” (19:25)

4. Homeburg After Dark & Show Plugs (24:00–25:38)

• Hype for the sold-out “Holmberg After Dark” event, banter about regular listeners, and jokes about the current “Listener of the Year” being deaf, prompting more self-deprecating gags.
• Final short riffs on women’s college basketball, Penn State’s “Flabby Grandma Arms,” and wrapping up the morning show.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

• Tracy Morgan on His “Square of the Year” Award:
  “I was named square of the year ... your mother said I was always trying to stuff this giant thing inside of us.” – Tracy Morgan (02:54)

• Donald Trump Reminisces About Custom Condoms:
  “I had condoms. I used to have condoms all the time. They were a Trump line of condoms ... It had my face on them and it said, ‘I’m huge.’” – Trump (04:39)

• Fruity Cocaine Brady’s Revelations:
  “Now we’re doing cocaine that tastes like Fruity Pebbles ... Best reunion I’ve ever been a part of.” – Cocaine Brady (07:43)

• Liam Neeson Pokes Fun at Narrating Absurd Documentaries:
  “I just did a documentary about Hitler ... I don’t believe in it. Called ‘Joyous Days of Adolf,’ and I’m the narrator because I’m so good at it.” – Liam Neeson (09:45)

• Frank Sinatra’s Signature Crassness:
  “You got a song for me over there? ... I want to sing a tune to you guys ... I think you twinks would love something like that.” – Sinatra (12:00) “I banged a Chinese chick with that name once. Her name was Chin Load.” – Sinatra (19:25)

• Jokes About Listener Amy’s Blind Partner:
  “What base are you guys on? ... You don't even do your hair, do you?” (15:48) Amy: “I don't shave my legs.”
  Holmberg: “Well, he can feel. Still. Geez, hands work.” (16:00)

• Listener Game Play:

  • “The oldest yo mama joke dates back to 1500s Germany. True or false?” – Corey (16:48)
  • “Does Ferrari deny 99% of people who apply to buy one of their vehicles?” – Corey to Sinatra (20:17)
  • “Is Spielberg second only to God in mentions during Oscar acceptance speeches?” – Corey to Nicholson (21:38)

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Timestamped Segment Guide

• [02:29]–[15:24]: Guadalupe Squares Introductions and Banter (celebrity impressions, raunchy character bits)
• [15:24]–[23:32]: Listener Game Play (Amy and Zach participate)
• [23:32]–[23:42]: Winners & Listener Farewell
• [24:00]–[25:38]: Show Plugs, Event Hype, Loose Wrap-Up

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Tone & Style

• No-holds-barred, irreverent, heavily reliant on edgy, adult humor and rapid-fire banter.
• Frequent use of impression comedy with running jokes (e.g., "your mom" gags, cocaine, celebrity scandals).
• Self-aware and self-deprecating, with the cast riffing on their own humor’s abrasiveness and aging pop culture references.
• Loud, chaotic, and playful, perfect for fans of shock-jock-style radio.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is classic Holmberg’s Morning Sickness: wild, offensive, and fast-paced. The hosts push boundaries with impersonations, off-the-wall scenarios, and games—making for a raucous ride that regular listeners expect. If you can handle the wild energy and dark humor, it’s a hilarious holiday episode not to miss.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[C]

What did I do?

[B]

I don't know. Just putting it on.

[C]

You all right?

[B]

You've got broad shoulders.

[C]

No, I don't.

[B]

Foundation of strength. So I'm going to leave a little weight on you. You can't gain weight, can you? It would mess up everything.

[C]

I mean, not muscle.

[B]

Well, no, I'm not talking about. You could. Yeah, but you just choose not to. But you couldn't have, like, a lot of. You couldn't be fat. Your legs would just.

[C]

Yeah, exactly. There's a limit.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

2026. Prepare yourselves. Are we doing the Goliath challenge with.

[C]

Corey Cardio next year? Looks like.

[B]

Yeah, and we're gonna see it. And if. And if you beat a number on your way to Circle K. Okay. It's over. But if you don't, oh, they're going to march off to, like, the fashion square. And then eventually you're going to Mesa.

[A]

Who's going to set the bar for the number that he has?

[B]

Well, we're going to have to over under that. We're going to have to do a.

[C]

Little, you know, you do some bets.

[B]

Little underdog.

[A]

Are you going to try and limp your way there and see how long it takes?

[B]

Why would I do that? I don't know. That's stupid. No, we're just going to throw him on the wall and see if he sticks. Test this out first. What am I, Brady, with all the research? What's wrong with you? You know, they say. Yeah, there we go.

[D]

That's the code of hiking.

[B]

Anyway, it's time now for us to do our Guadalupe, which may be the last one. If we have time Wednesday next week we'll do it. But if we don't, this could be.

[A]

No, this is the last one.

[B]

Is it?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, next week we'll do it. So we're gonna do three next week. Screw you. It's time for your Guadalupe squares. The prize is Lamb of God. And here's your host, Mr. Corey Thriller. Walt.

[C]

Thank you, Chancellor. Let's begin. In top left square, Tracy Morganstar.

[B]

How you doing, Corey? I was named square of the year.

[C]

And you did very good.

[A]

This year.

[B]

I was black this year. Your mother said I was square of the. And she said it was because I was always trying to stuff this giant thing inside of us. Like putting a round thing in the square hole. Yeah, and I did it all the time to your mom.

[D]

It was great.

[C]

Did she at least enjoy herself?

[B]

You know what's crazy? Every time I'm done with your mom, I walk like you. I can barely get my feet under me. She's crazy.

[C]

Oh, man, it's fun.

[B]

I'm gonna put a little preemie baby inside her. Brady calls them future babies.

[A]

Is your mom still listen to the show?

[C]

Yeah, every time. Oh, God.

[B]

She'll get 250 bucks. Tracy, I get $250. The best part about future babies is your mother them all over the tummy. Oh, look, I made a bunch of future babies. It's up to you to put them in water and feed them regularly like sea monkeys.

[C]

All right, now at the top middle square and Jack Nicholson of that.

[B]

That's right. Corey, I'm back. How you doing, Brady? Really good. Brady told a story about me earlier this week. Is that true? I believe it is, Brady. I Had a stalker at the door, banging away on the door and I had to answer to see what the hell she wanted. She wanted to blow me. I was no longer afraid of that stalker. She said she wanted to live in a world with walls. And I said, how about these bedroom walls? Then we put her to the test. Not bad. Everybody runs from a stalker. I tried the opposite approach and ended up making future babies. Probably put them all over her mouth.

[D]

That broke.

[B]

I'm pregnant. Stalkers are like that. They're upside down people. Like at the Stranger Things.

[C]

It's not an Adam's apple, is it?

[B]

That's right. And we had her in the up down as well. Anyway, Corey, move on.

[C]

Okay, over now. Top right square. President Trump, how you doing, sir?

[B]

I'm doing great. I just looked at some pictures from the party at Epstein's. They released this morning. They're better than ever. I forgot about my condoms. I had condoms. I used to have condoms all the time. I used them. They were a Trump line of condoms. One of the most luxurious condoms of all time. You think I'm kidding? This is a real thing. It had my face on them and it said, I'm huge. I can't make this kind of stuff up. And they just brought him back. And I remember having me and Woody Allen and remember who else? Come on in here. He was with me. I just got through all the Polaroids. We had a party that day. It was great. We were out there. The Hillary wasn't around. So it was me and Don and Woody and Jeff trying on those condoms with your face. That's right. I had my face on Bill Clinton's wang. It was hilarious.

[A]

Was Big Mike there?

[B]

By Big Mike? Was there too big for my condom. I tried to put one of my huge condoms up Big Mike and it did not slide over. It was like a full water balloon. It was very. It was. It busted every time.

[C]

Baby armor, fully grown arm.

[B]

It was not a baby. No baby. It was a fully. Like an 8th graders arm holding a football. Terry Crews. It was Terry Crews. It wasn't like an 8th grader who hits the gym and a little football in his hand at the end and a tattoo of Obama on him. It was bad. Poor Barry. Poor Barry. Poor Barry. Big Mike. You remember Big Mike from COVID Remember Covid? I fixed that. Oh, remember Big Mike?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It was Operation Lightspeed. I did that. But also Big Mike. Everybody had memes of Big Mike during COVID Leaning on the end of the bed with his dick on. It was huge. Fauci have one of those condoms. Fauci had one of them. We put it over him. It was a body condom. In fact, Fauci and Big Mike about the same size.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Dick. The person, though. Fauci stood on Big Mike's tummy. And tried to climb the pole like a stripper. Big Mike was the stage. We had a lot of fun there. I miss Jeffrey. He was so much fun. And now he's well hung. We all still love that joke. All good.

[C]

All right. Now over to the middle left square. John Love is getting ready for tonight.

[B]

That's right. I'll be here tonight. Wonderful. At the show. And in a couple more squares, you'll see almost the exact same thing. I don't like to do that all the time.

[D]

Hi, Brady.

[B]

How are you? Good. Brady's gonna get there. I didn't expect him to be alive this Christmas, But I made and you did.

[C]

There's gonna be a lot of talk about tonight.

[D]

Jealous?

[B]

Oh, I'm sure of it. We'll talk about Brady dying. And like Frank, there's gonna be a.

[C]

Lot of hands on your shoulders.

[B]

Brady, I have a question for Frank. I didn't ask him. I said, when is he gonna get back in the business? I haven't seen him for a while. Anyway, I can see you tonight at the hepa. Just thanks for making me guest of the year. It was great. Yeah, me and Jerry will be there. It'll be fun. Jerry? My dog.

[C]

All right. Fruity Pebbles. Coke Brain Brady and Tom Brennaman's roommate in the center square.

[B]

That's right.

[D]

Mrs. Found out cocaine's got a fruity flavor. My friend Tom Brennaman and I remember that back in the day. Now we're doing cocaine that tastes like Fruity Pebbles. And that's the best stuff ever.

[B]

I gotta tell you, this is the best reunion I've ever been a part of. And I can't wait for all the rest of the people to find out about it. Make this reunion even better. That's right. It's cooked up. Tom Brennaman with his college roommate, Brady. Oh, my God. We call him Brady Montoya.

[D]

Say hello to my little friend.

[B]

Oh, man. Brady, that was kind of. I'm not gonna. That's a word I use all the time. I'm a man of faith, and the faith I have is in the Word. And that's what I do. Nick Castellano says nothing on me. Who wants some fruity Cocaine doesn't turn you into a fruit, does it? The last thing I want to do is get all coked up, start turning into a. You know what I'm saying? Boy, oh, boy, would that be rough.

[C]

If it does, let us know.

[B]

I loved every second of the Bolivian marching powder now has the delicious flavor of Flintstone vitamins in it. And I'm gonna eat it all.

[D]

Not if I can do it first. There go Bobcat. Why o. Uh, I love cocaine. Oh, do I love the cocaine. I can't see my heart. I can watch my heart.

[B]

I watch your heart for you from the inside. I'll feel it. I'll pull it out and show it to you before you drop dead, you little son of a bitch. Cocaine makes me a little bit angry.

[D]

Time for a little Brady party.

[B]

I think Brady's gonna have one of those parties we'd be interested in. I'll bring one of those giant. Whoa. What's he doing?

[D]

Right up. Big Mike Schlong.

[B]

How about them? Give me some of that. There's still a foot left. Well, round two. We're coming back for more. And just because I'm snorting coke off of a black woman's penis doesn't make me a. That's for sure.

[C]

That's an album name right there.

[B]

That's exactly right. Man of faith. This man of faith believes very deeply that cocaine off a black woman's penis is straight as an arrow. Says so in the Bible.

[C]

Sure, sure. All right, now over to the middle right square. Liam Neeson.

[B]

That's right.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

I have a very specialized set of skills, and one of them is narration of things I don't believe in, apparently.

[D]

Such as?

[B]

Well, I just did a documentary about Hitler. Oh, all the great things he did.

[C]

Oh, no, you don't believe it. Okay.

[B]

But it's called Joyous Days of Adolf, and I'm the narrator because I'm so good at it.

[A]

John's podcast mates need somebody to talk about time travel.

[B]

Time travel back to aids, but I don't believe in it. I also do a new one called this Flat World of Ours, But I don't believe it. And many of them I don't believe. 911 totally feasible. When I don't believe in it.

[C]

Totally feasible.

[B]

That's a narration I do called 911 feasible. Another one I do. Michelle Obama, Woman of the Year. But I don't believe it. Chemtrails safe. Everyone else thinks so. I don't believe it. Here's one I absolutely don't believe.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Liam Neeson narrates. Tom Hanks recipes for baby. How many pages is that? 600. He's very prolific with his baby recipes, but I don't believe he eats them. He just tells other people how to prepare them. Prepare the babies for Oprah. I did that documentary, too. Oprah. Weight Loss Queen. But I don't believe it.

[C]

All right, now, over to the bottom left square. Brady's Secret square. Give us a hand.

[B]

Good morning, you great American warriors. I'm 77 years old. I'm a musician. I play guitar.

[D]

I shred it.

[B]

Why don't you take your Fred Bear compound bow? Oh, here we go. Screw yourself a white tail deal. And while you're gutting it, while you're gutting that white yourself. Yourself a white tail viewer.

[C]

Oh, I was kind of wild.

[A]

Secure skewer.

[B]

Why don't you shut your mouth, you lib cuck? Join some of these great American brothers of mine. That's right. Gut your deer and listen to some of my music. It's Hulkanuja. Free for all strangleholds.

[C]

That's a good fusion. All right, now, bottom of the square, I believe we have Frank Sinatra up next.

[B]

Tell them why I'm here, baby.

[C]

Anniversary of your death?

[B]

No, try again. Birthday. Come on, get it together, baby. You got a song for me over there? Where's the tune? I want to sing a tune to you guys. You twinks would love something like that, I think. Don't you?

[C]

Yeah. I'm not gonna complain.

[B]

I think it's time I got a nice tune. You're 110. 110 years old. And I'm still. Still scoring more s than Larry. Even from the grave. It's the holidays. Yeah, that's right. And he still can't get laid by some Jew broad who wants eight presents. You got a commercial first. I don't want a commercial. Of course I do. I'll tell you exactly why that is, kid. Old Navy news. When they know I'm singing, there's commerce involved, baby. Money changes hands. I'm gonna do a little my way for you guys, because that's what I do.

[C]

They say things that are horrib.

[B]

It's John Holmberg here, shilling away from my friends at New Vision Auto Glass. I recently took one of my cars to a dealership for maintenance, and the guy said, oh, you got a chip in the back window. I never even noticed it. Then he told me they can fix it. I said, oh, great. He said, 1300 bucks. And I started laughing. I said, no, thanks. You haven't heard of New Vision Auto Glass? New Vision Autoglass wants to make it easy on you, too. You Set up the time and the place. Get the work done. And it is done. So whatever Glass needs you have with your car, New Vision Auto Glass is the only place to go. Give them a call. 480-210-9090. New Vision Auto Glass. Proud sponsor of the Arizona Diamondbacks.

[E]

Hey, this is Sarah. Look, I'm standing out front of a.m. p.m. Right now and, well, you're sweet and all, but I found something more fulfilling. Even kind of cheesy. But I like it. Sure, you met some of my dietary needs, but they've just got it all, so. Farewell, oatmeal. So long, you strange soggy.

[B]

Break up with bland breakfast and taste AM PM's bacon, egg and cheese biscuit made with cage free eggs, smoked bacon and melty cheese on a buttery biscuit. A.m. p. M. Too much Good stuff. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[A]

It's a big intro.

[B]

Huge. I've got those. He couldn't fit into my condoms either. He's bigger than Big Mike, that's for sure. 110 years old Brett summoned me up with his Italian horn Made it all come back and now the end is near and so I face the final cur. 30 years ago. Baby, my friend. Hate those beef curtains. I'll say it clear. Cory's mom. No, no, no. Drops them before they're working his legs. One don't touch the ground. That's if he stays upright and doesn't fall down over more. Much more. I Cory's mom. My way. Anyway, you do that. Take it with what you want there, Cory. I don't know why your mom's a target. Maybe it's the tattoos. Tattoo?

[C]

Actually, she does.

[B]

She's got one on her back. Oh, no. Landing zone.

[C]

All right, now, bottom right square. Our Lord and Savior, Tripp Reef.

[B]

Hello, sir.

[C]

How are you?

[B]

Busy. Morning. Bye. Well, then, there you go.

[C]

Let's get right into it, shall we?

[B]

I guess so. Who's on the line?

[A]

We got Amy and Zach Savage.

[B]

Zach Savage is a guy's name. Zach Savage, are you there?

[C]

I'm here.

[B]

Zach Savage nights on kdkb. I didn't ask you. Amy, I'll get to you in a second. Amy, you date a blind guy?

[E]

I do.

[A]

Why?

[B]

What base are you guys on? She's Sean Rockefeller's gal. Yeah, I know. And I know he's a fun, loving and caring individual, but you don't even do your hair, do you?

[E]

I don't shave my legs.

[B]

Well, he can feel. Still. Geez, hands work. Geez, that's rude. All right, let's go to it.

[A]

Amy, you're a girl.

[B]

Pick a square. Go.

[E]

I want Brady, I want center square.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Fruit flavored cocaine. You ever do any fruit flavored cocaine there, Amy? It's good stuff. Your boyfriend can't even see you doing it. No, I'm not. You could have a drug habit. No one would even know it because the guy's in your house, he just hears you sniffing, you tell him you got a cold. Next thing you know, you're flying around on sunshine with fruity pebble cocaine.

[B]

Boy, I tell you what, we'd like to come over to the Rockefeller household sometime, do all that cocaine and the witness.

[D]

We?

[B]

Oh yeah, Brady and I love doing cocaine. We'll clean your house, we'll do all sorts of stuff. We can't wait to get over there. But all I ask is no stuff from Rockefeller because I know he and his brother love that.

[E]

I know for sure.

[B]

Absolutely true. All right, let's get to the question. Before you know it, we're gonna be out of cocaine and we're gonna be sleepy. So let's do this.

[C]

Cory. Alright, question for you here. The oldest yo mama joke dates back to 1500s Germany. True or false?

[B]

I think Sina just nailed you with a whole bunch of yo mama jokes. That's for sure. You got any booger sugar? I'd like some of his fruit flavored. That would be incredible.

[C]

Not here, no.

[D]

This stuff count chocolate flavored.

[B]

Oh boy, oh boy. Oy, oh boy, oh boy. That makes me consider being a. That's for sure fruity fruit. I'll say. That's probably false. I'm gonna go with Brady.

[C]

All right, you're saying false now, Amy, do you agree or disagree with false?

[E]

I'm gonna agree.

[D]

Correct.

[C]

Exits the square. Center is yours. Over now to Zach Savage. Zach Savage, make your selection. Oh, let's go with the bottom left. Bottom left. Secret square.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

You a real American? I'm a real American. Ted Nugent. Zach Savage and Ted Nugent should tour together. Real American, just looking at art and stuff. Well done.

[C]

All right, back to Amy here. Make your choice.

[E]

I'll do Frank Sinatra.

[B]

All right, Great choice, broad. Excellent work. I love it. I love a chick who's willing to date a blind guy. That means she's not real confident in how she looks. So she picked out of the blind pool. Not bad. I love it. But if you ever laid eyes on me, you'd definitely leave old blinds a lot. There. The three blind mice. And one of them is missing his two Friends, that's for sure. Fly me to the moon Let me play among the stars. Let me see what Cory's mom looks like with a chinload of balls. Chin load. That's a word I just made up. Yeah, chin load. Cory's mom's in a cup. That cue ball Jew Holmberg, he runs a show like nobody else. Lets that crippled kid lip in here. Brady's missing stuff. In other words, hospitals are healthier places to hang out. In other words, I'm gonna be in Cory's mom's mouth. Thank you. It's a gift. It's a gift I give.

[C]

I was scared when you said chin load.

[B]

Chin Load.

[C]

Like, how often is there a load on the chin?

[B]

I banged a Chinese chick with that name once. Her name was Chin Load. Gave it to her good. I tell you, that one made me a little sick and laugh at the same time. Not sure why.

[C]

All right, question here for you.

[B]

Bad news was they're just the same as us. I gave her a chin load. An hour later, she was begging for another one.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Those people, they're insatiable. You can't say those people. The Chinese. Why? From a different time, the Chinaman don't care.

[C]

All right, here he goes. Sir. Ferrari denies 99% of people who apply to buy one of their cars.

[B]

You know how Chinese people name their kids? They throw a bunch of silverware down a stairway, and the noise it makes is the kid's name. Ching, ching, bang, dung bang.

[C]

I knew that one was going up myself. Wait a second.

[B]

I got the Oriental fever, baby. I want to lay one like a rug.

[C]

No, no, no.

[B]

What'd you ask? Me?

[C]

I asked, Does Ferrari deny 99 of people who apply to buy one of their vehicles?

[B]

I don't know about denial. I don't know. Get a Ferrari. He's a good man from Ferrari. They gave me one. I do that for. I'll say that's probably true. They deny all the cheap pricks that come rolling in those places. You know Sicilians, we don't need those driving around.

[C]

Okay, so you are Sammy's people. You're saying true?

[B]

I'll say that's true.

[C]

Now, Amy, do you agree or disagree with true?

[E]

I agree.

[C]

Correct. X is the square. All right, now, Zach, Sandwich should go for the block here with Jack Nicholson.

[B]

Let's do it exactly right. Amy, have you ever stalked a man before? If you stalk your husband, he'd never know. You can stand in his window and have him wide open and fiddle your bean for hours, and he just keep Listening to the radio on high speed. That's how the kid operates. I know him. It's all right. Speaking of Chin Load, I've been with her. She's not bad. I got her back in the day when it was all right to talk about Chin Load, people. Chin Load. Go on, Corey. I'll say it again.

[C]

All right, question here for you. Steven Spielberg is second only to God.

[B]

I remember there was another one I nailed a long time ago. Jack and I tag teamed her called Siwoo Goop. Is that what it was?

[D]

Gulp.

[B]

Siwu Gulp. Sorry, I was trying to figure out where you were going with that.

[C]

Spielberg is C1.

[B]

Gulp. That was her name. I never had that one.

[C]

Oh, so Spielberg is second only to God in mentions during Oscar acceptance speeches. True or false?

[B]

I was with one the other day. Cole Lou say noose. Oh, don't say it quickly, you'll end up. You got it. It's one of them grenades. Takes nine seconds for your brain to grasp what happened. All right, what was it? What.

[C]

Is Spielberg second place only to God in mentions during Oscar acceptance speeches? True or false?

[B]

I would probably say as many atheists and Satanists that wander around Hollywood, Spielberg the Jew is before God. At least that's where I'd put him. They control Hollywood. God doesn't. Spielberg's first.

[C]

All right, so you were saying false then. Now Zach for the block, do you agree?

[B]

Then Weinstein.

[A]

What about Weinberg?

[B]

You? Lieutenant Weinberg? Lieutenant Weinberg, me. Weinberg. No. Jessup Streep, Peter Fonda, La Donna Harvey. Then God. Yes. Jim Sharp and I do a morning show. Anyway, I'll say that Spielberg beats God.

[C]

All right, so you're saying false then. Now Zach from the block, agree or disagree with false. I am going to disagree. Incorrect.

[B]

Spielberg is higher than God. Yes. Oh man. All right. Well, there you go. That's it. That was easy. Hold on. Zach Savage and Amy Rockefeller. Hold on.

[A]

We got you. Hold on.

[B]

Nice job. Everybody gets something. There you go. Well, that was fun. I enjoyed. I'm gonna be chinlog.

[A]

I'm gonna get canceled the whole weekend.

[B]

Keep hanging on. Those old men.

[A]

No, the other one. What was the bomb loose?

[B]

Oh, Lou say news. He's still laughing. I'm stupid, but that sometimes is the fun.

[C]

Honest.

[B]

Tonight you can't go. It's sold out. But if you've got tickets already, we'll see you tonight at Homeburg after dark. 9:45 is when we're gonna get going out there goofing around. We got a heck of a heck of a group of people out there. Brett's videos are being curated for the artistic viewing of all members. Is Rockefeller coming tonight? I think he is, actually. I think he's in town for that. I don't know. He was last year's listener of the year. This year it's a deaf guy. A mostly deaf guy. He's a deaf listener.

[A]

Him and Brady can communicate together.

[B]

His name is. What? Oxymoron. They'll just stand in the loud room and nod. It's going to be fun, though, tonight. If you want to try to go down there, and I don't roll somebody for tickets, they're going to be walking in, doors open about 9:15, and we'll do that there. Outside of that, we're all done, I think. Yeah. No, you got football games that nobody cares about. No.

[C]

Basketball.

[B]

Girls basketball.

[C]

Is it girls? Yeah. Girls on Sunday, men's NAU on Saturday.

[B]

And try to tell us what you were telling us off here.

[C]

What? The AC women are undefeated.

[B]

Still, man, they're great.

[C]

11 0. That's impressive.

[A]

Who against?

[C]

The biggest one was Penn State. So far.

[B]

Penn State is girls basketball. It's like two degrees there. Why do they even wear tank tops? And they're Pennsylvania girls. Yeah, tank tops are the enemy. Flabby Grandma Arms State College. Anyway, that's it. We're done. We will see. See you tonight at After Dark and then again Monday right here in the morning Sickness solo. Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fees. I have heard enough of this.

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