12-16-25 - BR - TUE - Nude Trees Are New Xmas Trend - Kissing Under Mistletoe Record Set - New Flying Car That Drives As Well Taking Orders

Summary

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Detailed Episode Summary

Episode: 12-16-25 – BR – TUE – Nude Trees Are New Xmas Trend - Kissing Under Mistletoe Record Set - New Flying Car That Drives As Well Taking Orders

Date: December 16, 2025
Host & Crew: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Overview:

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is packed with the show's trademark blend of irreverent humor, news oddities, and playful banter. The crew dissects trending holiday topics (like the "naked Christmas tree" trend), world records, new tech (including a real flying car), and an array of ridiculous news stories—all while riffing with each other in a tone that swings between snark, shock, and genuine amusement.

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Main Discussion Highlights

1. The Brady Report: All the News Only Brady Knows

[01:12–06:03]

• Brady delivers his signature mix of “news you didn’t know you needed," ranging from holiday facts to weird current events.
• National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day sparks a debate about what foods should or shouldn’t be covered in chocolate.
  • Quote:
    “Not anything—liver.” – Brady [04:27]
• Crew shares state favorites for chocolate-covered snacks, poking fun at how weird some are (ex: Indiana’s is bacon, Ohio’s is pickles).
• Banter over the grossest possible “chocolate-covered” foods, exemplifying the show’s playful tone.

2. Fun Facts Segment

[06:26–08:48]

• Dick Van Dyke’s 100th birthday prompts amazement at his ongoing energy, with Holmberg impersonating his “old man" voice.
• Wide-ranging trivia: Pennsylvania makes 80% of America’s pretzels, 41% of #1 NFL Draft picks are quarterbacks, and myths about chloroform debunked.
• AI “slop” as Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Year gets a round of grumpy old-man critiques from the hosts.

3. Weird Crime Roundup

[08:54–10:41]

• New Zealand woman brandished a stolen leg of lamb as a weapon before stealing a bus driver’s cash box and, later, a $270 sex toy.
  • Quote:
    “She was gonna use that leg of lamb for dirty.” – Brady [10:41]
• Discussion segues into home-selling etiquette: can you strip your house for every accessory you installed?

4. Holiday Trends: The “Naked” Christmas Tree

[11:24–13:19]

• Debate over the trend of leaving Christmas trees undecorated or with just lights.
  • Quote:
    “They hate Jesus and they hate the Jesus tree, which I call it. That’s a Christmas tree. I’m going to call it the Jesus tree.” – Holmberg [11:49]
• Celebrities are driving the minimalist trend, but Holmberg roasts it as virtue signaling or laziness.
• Health aside: foods to relieve post-holiday “blockage” (prunes, kiwi, rye bread, and coffee).

5. Viral & Record-Breaking Moments

[13:32–15:27]

• “Trashed Panda” merch raises $250K for a raccoon shelter—spin-off from a viral drunk raccoon video.
• Guinness Record: 1,435 couples kissed under mistletoe, breaking prior record.
  • Quote:
    “How do you have time in your life for that—to go down and do that? Like you got to plan that… I got to go down to that mistletoe thing, we’re breaking a record.” – Holmberg [14:50]
• Hosts mock the energy required for holiday card photoshoots and family Christmas cards.

6. Technology Spotlight: A Real Flying Car for Pre-Order

[16:51–19:16]

• Introduction of the Alef Aeronautics flying car, expected in 2026:
  • All-electric, drone-style with vertical takeoff; 110-mile flight range, 220-mile drive.
  • $300,000 price tag, already $1B in pre-orders.
  • Quote:
    “These power lines are gonna be a problem.” – Brady [18:05]
  • Crew jokes about old people, Asian inventors, and logistical safety nightmares.
• Past drone mishaps at the station retold in trademark self-deprecating style.
  • Quote:
    “We would have been international news, us idiots.” – Brady [25:06]

7. Disturbing and Outrageous Video Segment

[20:13–26:29]

• The infamous “lady farting in another woman’s mouth” video is (unfortunately) dissected in graphic detail, with the crew simultaneously repulsed and in stitches.
  • Quote:
    “There’s a lady farting into the mouth of another woman. Pull back, pull back… She’s back in there.” – Brady [21:35]
• Other wild clips: a van floating down a river in the Middle East, a brutal factory accident, staged “old-fashioned abortion” (cringe galore), and a guy having sex with a science classroom skeleton.
• Each is accompanied by commentary teetering between juvenile, grossed out, and inspired by “America’s Funniest Home Videos” at its edgiest.
• Recurring Joke: They revisit the fart video with increasing disbelief and mock attempts at calculating how many people might be engaged in ass-eating or similar acts across Phoenix at any given moment.
  • Quote:
    “I want to say 18,000 people are eating ass right now in the homosexual community.” – Holmberg [26:37]
  • Quote:
    “There’s loads of people into farts. Like, that’s just…oh baby, what’s for breakfast? That kind of stuff’s going on all over.” – Holmberg [29:56]

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Notable Quotes & Exchanges

• On chocolate-covered foods:
  “Chocolate covered chicken. Chocolate covered refried beans. I can think of a lot of things that chocolate covered anything you should probably omit.” – Brady [05:52]

• On AI “slop” as hot new word:
  “That's not a new word.” – Brett Vesely [08:48]

• On minimalist Christmas trees:
  “If you don't decorate your tree, why do you even put a tree up? You're just lazy.” – Brady [13:01]
  “They hate Jesus and they hate the Jesus tree, which I call it.” – Holmberg [11:49]

• On flying cars:
  “No old people. Yeah, that's true. They’ll buzz them down. Old people aren’t going to buy those. They're going to get crashed into.” – Brady [18:17]

• On broken drone story:
  “We were going to land on the freeway, it started to go to the freeway on its own...Just went up and it turned left and went and just took off. We're like, that's going to the freeway. And we, you know, home, home, home, home, home. Gone.” – Brady [19:13–19:17]

• On disturbing viral videos:
  “Her mouth is not on the butthole. She’s cussing. Okay. She’s a classy broad.” – Brady [21:52]
  "There’s loads of people into farts. Like, that’s just…oh baby, what’s for breakfast? That kind of stuff’s going on all over." – Holmberg [29:56]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Chocolate-Covered Food Day Discussion: 04:27–06:03
• Dick Van Dyke Turns 100 / Fun Facts: 06:30–08:48
• Weird Crime: Leg of Lamb as Weapon: 08:54–10:41
• Naked Christmas Tree Trend: 11:24–13:19
• Trashed Panda Raccoon Merch: 13:32–14:00
• World Record: 1,400+ Kissing Couples: 14:19–15:27
• Flying Car Announced: 16:51–19:16
• Drone Mishap Story: 19:13–20:12, with callback at 25:04–25:11
• Disturbing Video Review Segment: 20:13–26:29
• Running Ass-Eating Population Estimate Bit: 26:37–31:14

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Tone, Flow & Audience Takeaway

The overall tone swerves between goofy, raunchy, irreverent, and occasionally gross—but always playful and self-aware. The crew bounces quickly from topic to topic, riffing endlessly and breaking up even the most shocking bits with laughter or mock outrage.

For listeners who missed the show:

• You’ll get a big dose of the outrageous holiday news, mockery of new trends and technology, and a window into the wildest parts of local culture and viral video lunacy.
• While you may cringe at the more graphic moments, the crew’s shock-jock delivery and lack of filter are exactly what fans tune in for.

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In short: This episode delivers on Holmberg’s promise to “entertain, question and disturb,” blending holiday weirdness, tech dreams, and “did you hear that?” news with relentless banter and a few segments that’ll leave you howling—or squirming in your seat.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Byron]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Co-host/Commentator]

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[Byron]

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[Brady]

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[Brady]

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[Co-host/Commentator]

One other nugget is if once you get, like, my motorized awning.

[Brady]

Yeah. If I move, they bring it with you.

[Co-host/Commentator]

They can. Yeah.

[Brady]

Is that right?

[Co-host/Commentator]

Reinstall it in your new place if it works, you know, for which most of the time they do. And same with this screen.

[Brady]

I wonder how that works, though. If, like, somebody buys your house, they'll pro.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Well, they would ask, say, I would like to buy.

[Brady]

Because if it's attached, you're supposed to keep it. So you should probably take it off before you start selling it.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, they. They take it off. They.

[Brett Vesely]

It's patched up or you put it in the.

[Brady]

Oh, no, no. That's what I'm saying, though. Yeah. You can have it if they ask. But I'm saying if it's attached to the house, it's supposed to stay. If nobody says anything, you can't just have you. You might.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Because they do that.

[Brady]

Look into that one.

[Co-host/Commentator]

They do that the same, you know, with solar.

[Brady]

Oh, sure. You can move.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, yeah. You know, if you move.

[Brady]

Yeah. They don't take it off the house, though, every time. Like, they have to make a deal. Like, I don't think they can just strip the house of solar if you've sold.

[Co-host/Commentator]

I think they do.

[Brady]

If you've sold it. I don't think so.

[Brett Vesely]

You got to put it in your listing ahead of time.

[Brady]

Like, they. Yeah, don't. Don't trust that. You know, start taking things apart.

[Co-host/Commentator]

But in the listing, you'd say the awning's not included or whatever, or you.

[Brett Vesely]

Just sell it with the house and buy a new one. You know, mark up the house a little bit and buy a new one.

[Brady]

Yeah, exactly.

[Co-host/Commentator]

You get.

[Brady]

Goodness. The deals are too good.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Brady's going crazy. Stop taking your house apart. When you sell it, it has to be the guy spying and come back. And we took all the doors off. We like those, too. It's like, what the hell happened here?

[Brett Vesely]

Richard Pryor.

[Co-host/Commentator]

I just remember that was one of the things I mentioned when I was okay. If you want to move it. Sure.

[Brady]

It's like DirecTV. You got to get it all set up and get it out of there. Yeah, there's some gray areas there, but.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Still Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix.

[Brady]

Hold on. AllProche.com. don't listen to Brady, Brady. Go ahead, report it.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Happy national Chocolate covered anything day.

[Brady]

Not anything liver.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Arizona. It's bananas.

[Brady]

That's a good combo. Great combo, actually.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Almonds are like eight states. New Mexico. I was looking the one. Let's see. Brit. Illinois is prunes. No, I'm just kidding. It's raisins. Close.

[Brady]

Same thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Raisinets.

[Brady]

What's Indiana? My boys are.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Indiana was mine's weird home state. Indiana is bacon.

[Brady]

All right.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Along with Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Iowa, Missouri. They love that bacon you had.

[Brady]

Ohio was on there too.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Ohio is pickles.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, chocolate covered pickles.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah, that's.

[Brady]

That sounds terrible. Oh, what about Toledo's Montana.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Is strawberries.

[Brady]

Oh, okay. Or.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Incorrect cherries for Montana.

[Brady]

How'd you miss that?

[Co-host/Commentator]

Because they have a bunch of states listed here and then they stop. And cherries in Maine, Montana.

[Brady]

Oh, I see. It's not everything. Not chocolate covered anything. You don't want to do that.

[Co-host/Commentator]

I put that under no pickles.

[Brady]

Shickles is a bad one. Chocolate covered chicken. Chocolate covered refried beans. I can think of a lot of things that chocolate covered anything. You should probably omit.

[Co-host/Commentator]

I try that.

[Brady]

No, you won't. Chocolate covered refried beans.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Chocolate covered mayo.

[Brady]

I don't like mayo to begin with, but that probably would mix in pretty nice. Chocolate covered bean burrito.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Like dipping a cone like Dairy Queen. You want the hard shell chocolate.

[Brady]

Just getting like, just bite in. There's cheese and.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Couple of basis fun facts. Dick Van dyke recently turned 100 years old.

[Brady]

See him doing those crunches?

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Unreal. The dude's doing sit ups and then he gets up, he starts flopping around. I'm like, I don't think he's like. He's electrified. There's. That's incredible.

[Co-host/Commentator]

So he recently turned 100. During his lifetime, Babe Ruth hit 405 home runs while he was alive.

[Brady]

Well, Dick Van Dyke was a kid.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yep.

[Brady]

How about that? That's right, Laura. He's got the craziest old man voice now it's gotten. Hey, Lara. How are you? Like, Jesus, what happened to Dick? He's been dead for eight years. I'm gonna do some sit ups. Laura.

[Co-host/Commentator]

80% of the pretzels in the US are made in Pennsylvania. Since the NFL draft began, 41% of the number one picks have been quarterbacks.

[Brady]

You got to get that one right. You don't get that right, you ain't got a team.

[Co-host/Commentator]

It's been that's 37 out of 90. It's been even more popular in recent years. 21 of the past 28 number one picks, quarterbacks.

[Brady]

Running back has to be second and probably defensive end or I wonder if.

[Co-host/Commentator]

It'S a like offensive tackle.

[Brady]

No, that's rarely the number one overall pick. I think it's been like five guys total. I think you'd be looking at quarterback, running back, then defensive ends, the most important positions on the field.

[Co-host/Commentator]

It would take five minutes to knock someone out by holding a rag soaked in chloroform under the nose.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Co-host/Commentator]

In the movies it just takes seconds.

[Brady]

Yeah. Ask those guys who are on wiz.com. they say it's faster too. Must be the smaller prey. Whiz.com whiz, the app that is like arrest the dude who invented it. It's a place where it's 13 year old Grindr. I mean Tinder.

[Co-host/Commentator]

The kiddos can meet each other.

[Brady]

The kiddos and well, you know, we can, we can supervise. I'll be there.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Merriam Webster's word of the year is slop. They find it as digital content of low quality that is produced usually in quantity. Basically it's AI Slop.

[Brett Vesely]

That's not a new word. Yeah, all right.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah, I agree with you, Brett.

[Brady]

That was strong.

[Co-host/Commentator]

We've got a woman in New Zealand who has a long list of offenses. Recently she stole a lay of lamb from a grocery store and brandish it as a weapon. Now, May Johnson is her name. She walked out of the store with $250 worth of stuff in her cart, including that leg of lamb. An employee tried to stop her, but she kept going. She loaded all the groceries onto a city bus, but couldn't or wouldn't pay for the fair. She demanded someone to pay for her. She eventually got into into it with a transport officer. She grabbed the leg of lamb, raised it over her head like she was going to club him with it.

[Brady]

How big was this leg of lamb?

[Co-host/Commentator]

What?

[Brady]

Size of your arm, isn't it?

[Brett Vesely]

Friend will order.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Nice size club.

[Brady]

Well, the one like were they Mordor lambs? It is New Zealand. Is it like a Lord of the rings lamb, like 15ft tall?

[Co-host/Commentator]

No.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's regular old lamb.

[Additional Commentator]

The opposite Wouldn't it?

[Co-host/Commentator]

She put.

[Brady]

It's a woman.

[Additional Commentator]

Yeah.

[Brady]

This is an easy fight.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Thanks. Thankfully they say she put the leg of lamb down and left the bus. But she did steal the driver's cash box. Had 125 bucks in it. So it happened in April. But she's in court now. Turns out she's stolen all sorts of stuff over the past year. She pled guilty to 26 different charges. One of those crimes involved a sex toy she stole from an adult store. Two weeks after the leg of lamb thing. The store said the it was a Playboy branded toy worth 270 bucks.

[Brady]

It's a sex toy all right. She was gonna use that leg of lamb for dirty. By the way, David has emailed in and said, well, Brady just passed John with the big nose. I know what you're saying there. Yeah. Says wanting to strip his entire sold house to save a few bucks. Yeah. You can't strip your home. You gotta. You gotta make agreements with that. If people come by and buy your house like this is beautiful. And then they show up the day they're supposed to take it over and the doors, windows and awnings are missing. It's like, hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. This. I took him Mary effing holidays from the big Red radio. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Co-host/Commentator]

There's a naked Christmas tree trend going on right now.

[Brady]

You don't decorate it.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yep. You could put. Some people still call it naked when it's just the lights.

[Brady]

Decorate your dance.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Bunch of celebrities are posting pictures in their home. Why?

[Brady]

What's the political message? Something being shoved down our throat.

[Brett Vesely]

Trump decorated his tree so they're not decorating theirs.

[Brady]

I put many ornaments on a tree. It looks great. And I think that all the celebrities that don't do it are terrible people. They hate Jesus. They hate Jesus and they hate the Jesus tree, which I call it. That's a Christmas tree. I'm going to call it the Jesus tree.

[Co-host/Commentator]

People who like it argue that it's a less. Less is more thing.

[Brady]

That's right. They're all those people hate billionaires. They're all Luigi Mengiones. They don't decorate their trees because it's. It's opulent. I do decorate my tree and I just signed a decree that the tree is now the tree of Jesus. We call it that like the Gulf of America, Christmas is canceled. It's now Jesus mess.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Researchers at the King's College in London found these are the three foods that are best. If you've been going to Holiday parties and eating a lot of food and you're. You're blocked up. These are the ones that will loosen things up. Some were pretty odd. Prunes, high in fiber. Kiwi. The third one is rye bread.

[Brady]

I don't want any of those with that. Chocolate dipped kiwi.

[Co-host/Commentator]

They said as far as a liquid coffee is a pretty good one for them.

[Brady]

If you don't decorate your tree, why do you even put a tree up? You're like lazy.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Let alone, I feel, you know, Especially if you're using a live tree too.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Just putting it up there. It's like a. Well, yeah.

[Brady]

Tree in your house.

[Additional Commentator]

You've spent the money on an artist. Don't do anything right.

[Brady]

It's. It's got to be some sort of less is more. We're so, you know, addicted to surface and we don't need it. Oh, God. You hippie. You cut a tree down already. You're going against everything you believe in, dork.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Got a follow up story. Remember that drunk raccoon?

[Brady]

Do I.

[Co-host/Commentator]

That passed out in the liquor store in Virginia? The shelter that rescued him launched a merch line called Trashed Panda to raise money. It's brought in $250,000 so far. Who? Hoodies, T shirts. You go [e-mail]. trash Panda.

[Brady]

It's trash, not trashed. Oh, because he was drunk. Because they call raccoons Trash Pandas. Yeah, Trashed Panda. I got it. I like that. Trash Panda is a great name. I have this year's list of band names already, by the way. Nate fired. Yeah, I got it and I printed it yesterday. We'll be going through that.

[Co-host/Commentator]

We got a new Guinness world record. Over 1400 couples got together and kissed under a mistletoe.

[Additional Commentator]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Previous record was one at a time.

[Brady]

Right? Not like big slobber festival.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Everyone linked together. No, it's couples.

[Brady]

No, just big deal.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Well, it's. 480 was the.

[Brady]

It's probably happening right now.

[Co-host/Commentator]

It's 1435 couples.

[Brady]

There's more than 1400 people in the states making out right now.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Under one missile to.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's dumb. How do you get. How do you have time in your life for that to go down and do that? Like you got to plan that. I got to go down to that mistletoe thing. We're break a record.

[Co-host/Commentator]

How do you. Let's do it.

[Brady]

That's. No guy is interested in that. If he is, he's a cuck.

[Additional Commentator]

Honey, what are we doing?

[Brady]

Friday your wife got on Instagram and saw something stupid and She a. She needs a job or something to do because this is too much. You come humping it home from a day on the roof. Don't forget Saturday's Mistletoe Breaking records day. Oh, Christ, I hate her. We're gonna go do that and then we're gonna postina with my friends.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's a little worse than going and posing for that love sign there in Scottsdale.

[Brady]

Well, there's a line for that, right? Well now that's over because they all posed for that in October when it was 92 degrees and they were in their winter sweaters with their kids and their husbands sweating it out. That Christmas card jerks. It's so unique. I've got four already this year. I like when they dress up. I have a friend who dressed up his whole family and in like, I don't know, beach wear. And they all just kind of stood like on the beach together. It is the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life. Like five or six kids and like the people in and their pants are all rolled up like they're going clamming, clam digging. Like here's where we are. Good for you. Good for you. Thanks for that. Sharing that. I don't know.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Bobby's not a student.

[Brady]

I don't know your kids names.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Got a full ride.

[Brady]

Larry still has down syndrome and there's really no signs that's gonna get better ever. But he's fighting. He still shouts the N word now and again. Yay, Larry, Yay. Larry's got disabilities. We're in a McDonald's. He almost got knocked out. They just thought he had big eyes. Just shouting the N word. And he said the Mick N word too. He's like, he made it all cute. And so he's a terrible boy, but he's got a thing. Mommy won't yell at him.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Here's a Christmas present idea for you, John. You can pre order it. Alice. Aeronautics are going to be rolling out the first flying car, the Aleph a ultralight by early 2026.

[Brady]

Propellers.

[Co-host/Commentator]

It's like a drone.

[Brady]

Yeah. You can sit in it.

[Co-host/Commentator]

You. It's. It's a car and it no wings when you're flying. So it goes straight up.

[Brady]

It's like a helicopter.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yep. The flight distance is 110 miles. They're saying the car can drive 220.

[Brady]

Isn't this sort of the same as Da Vinci's flying machine? Just that little pod with a propeller on top.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Picture.

[Brady]

Oh, it's kind of cool.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah. And it's got, you know, the. Oh, it's really doors and they.

[Brady]

So the whole top is almost mesh. So the props are getting inside.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Oh, that's awesome. Okay.

[Co-host/Commentator]

300,000.

[Brady]

What?

[Co-host/Commentator]

They've already got three, three 500 pre orders totaling a cool 1 billion.

[Brady]

Where like God, these power lines are going to be a problem.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Now the problem is is when you see those things with saskatch plates and British Columbia were screwed.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Additional Commentator]

John's right though. You'll be able to get one at a discount.

[Brady]

No old people. Yeah, that's true. They'll buzz them down. But you're not going to have any power. You can't do it on the Internet. Old people aren't going to buy those. They're going to get crashed into. You know the scary thing. Asians invented it.

[Co-host/Commentator]

And landing ability straight up and down for those ideal navigate navigating the bumper to bumper urban environment.

[Brady]

Just go over it.

[Additional Commentator]

Get in now while there's no rules.

[Brady]

I was going to say wild, wild west is is up above us.

[Brett Vesely]

Imagine how fast Saddam can deliver your pizza.

[Brady]

One of those. Two minutes or less. Yeah. The last thing I want is him flying.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

[Brady]

Don't worry. The pizza will be there. Landing might be a little rough. Yeah, I, I, I want the flying cars. But the logistics of it. We're not quite ready. I'm looking out right now. Nothing but power lines up and down 52nd Street. They cross behind the LGE building. You don't know what you're doing.

[Additional Commentator]

You catch a crosswind right here.

[Brady]

Larry and I lost control of our big drone here at the station.

[Additional Commentator]

Once we were going to land on.

[Brady]

The freeway, it started to go to the freeway on its own. Like it had a. Like there was a muhammad in went up off the roof. And we were so excited. Like, look. And it caught the radio tower waves and it tells us clearly on the instructions, don't fly this by radio tower. And there's one right behind. We're a radio station where idiots gone. And it just went up and it turned left and went and just took off. We're like, that's going to the freeway. And we, you know, home, home, home, home, home. Gone. Luckily it crashed into the video west building next door. It hit one of the trucks on its way to the freeway. They were kind of mad. And Tripp had his. Nobody's allowed to fly drones here anymore. He had his next to go too, though. When it first took off, he's like He. Oh, no. Oh, that's heading towards the 202. Larry, you're fired.

[Co-host/Commentator]

I don't have any Brady videos.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, Brett, I'm light. All right, well, it's the holidays.

[Brady]

No reason to watch people eating their toes. But I'm sure we've got this one.

[Brett Vesely]

Came from, like, Brady's feed.

[Brady]

All right, we're on a Middle Eastern bus that's in a river of probably just. It's feces and bomb making materials in there.

[Additional Commentator]

So. Yeah, you got Brady's feet.

[Brady]

Exactly. It's a van full of people with Middle Eastern writing everywhere.

[Additional Commentator]

There's somebody on the front of them.

[Brady]

The water's washed.

[Brett Vesely]

There's a driver.

[Brady]

There's water washing them down.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Oh, boy.

[Brady]

Here we go. Oh, no, it's going into a. They're still. Okay, it's still. It's still floating. That's a good van. Now it's going over. Now it's going sideways. It's going down the river there. And now it's turned over. They're. They're not gonna. Oh, we got out. We have. There's one of them hanging out of it. We have after photos, I assume. I think I'd rather die than be Middle Eastern. Well, that.

[Co-host/Commentator]

But.

[Brett Vesely]

But walking around this water.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Look at that disgusting muddy river. Oh, yeah, there. People laying. All right, thank you, Brett. That was disturbing. Mary Effing holidays from the big red radio Hol's morning sickness. That pizza will be late.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, we'll lighten things up. Careful. There's cussing on this one.

[Brady]

Okay, I won't turn it up. The lady covering.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you kind of got to at the beginning. When she pulls away, then you need to.

[Brady]

Okay, at the beginning, you tell me when to turn it up.

[Brett Vesely]

You can turn it up now.

[Brady]

Oh, there's a lady farting into the mouth of another woman. Pull back, pull back. There's lady just farted into a mouth of a friend. She's still going. Oh, she's back in there.

[Additional Commentator]

Not how you give mouth to mouth.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Is she doing the pullback?

[Brady]

Okay. Yeah, every time. Every time. Her mouth is not on the butthole. She's cussing. Okay. She's a classy broad. Yeah. Whistling Willie. So every time I turn it down, you know she's cussing. Every time I turn it up, her face is attached. Let me see if I can time that again.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, hang on.

[Brady]

Let's try that again for timing sake. Her mouth is over it. Okay. She pulls back. I got to turn it down. And she's taking a breath after having a fart in her mouth, and she's back at it. All right, she's pulled out. She's pulled out again, and she's breathing it out. The other one's kind of cute. The farter. Those pieces. Here we go back in there. Somebody's gonna marry one of them.

[Additional Commentator]

The cleanest one we've seen.

[Brett Vesely]

She's not bad looking either.

[Brady]

No, they're both kind of pretty.

[Additional Commentator]

Usually we see the whole knot.

[Co-host/Commentator]

What got me is a little juice camp.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Additional Commentator]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Well, I mean, she was deep in there. That could be spit. That could just be a transfer of spit. No, look, that's.

[Additional Commentator]

That's how things work down there.

[Brady]

That's what the ladies do today. Okay, you know what? Our grandparents tried it. Just too much hair. All right, here we go. There's a truck backing up. All the guys behind this truck. Full of rocks. It's a flatbed of rocks. And he doesn't. How do you not hear that? How do you not hear that? Always smashing him into a wall. Oh, no. Oh, the truck is wild. Well, he's hit. That's a murder. That truck driver knows there's a wall there. He pinned a guy at work up against the wall. He did that on purpose. Well, you definitely investigate that. That wasn't an accident.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Complete accident.

[Brady]

No way he hit a wall. He's gonna get fired either way. Might as well take a guy down. All right, here's another one of a lady.

[Brett Vesely]

This one's entitled Getting rid of it the Old Fashioned way.

[Brady]

Oh, no. Oh, God. There's a. She's got her belly, and then a guy's punching her in the stomach and, like, rubbing his stomach or his fist deep into. Oh, this is a. This is a Middle Eastern abortion. Yeah, and he's just punching this lady in the guts. Oh, man. This is like Cannonball Thompson. This guy's just swinging away at this lady's stomach. She's not pregnant. She's fat. But Miguel Cotto, her boyfriend, is just tearing into her. She seems okay with it.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, man. Jeso Pluma's got a left on him.

[Brady]

Through a nice combo at the end. He was a little too deliberate with his. His hands. Like, you could see that right coming, and he needed to follow. But then at the end, through a nice little three.

[Brett Vesely]

And this is just stupid goofy because we were talking about biology class.

[Brady]

Okay. Oh, geez. All right, here we go, guys. Got. He's banging a science skeleton. He's banging the skeleton from the science class from behind.

[Brett Vesely]

We should show Larry, the other one.

[Brady]

You need to get back to crashing drones around the building. Oh, my God. Never again. I'm never gonna. When you bring yours in, I'm running away telling Tripp just the other day.

[Co-host/Commentator]

That we gotta get the drone club.

[Brady]

Never. Larry, you almost crashed into the 202. We could have been. We would have been international news, us idiots.

[Co-host/Commentator]

There you go.

[Brady]

I ran from that. That was horrible. Anyway, I enjoyed that one a lot. That dude banging that skeleton is the weirdest thing ever.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, the farting one, too.

[Brady]

The farting one is.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Do you want to watch that again? Let me see that again.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, sure.

[Brady]

There. You need to put headphones on and see this. How loud do you think that car is? That flying car? I don't care. My Bronco's loud. What do I care? Put some blades on it. Let's go.

[Additional Commentator]

Your Bronco's only loud.

[Brady]

Yeah, I know, but that's still loud. The thing would be loud inside and out.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, Larry, you got to put headphones on for this.

[Brady]

Larry, put headphones on. You gotta listen. You're gonna enjoy this.

[Brett Vesely]

You got. You got your timing down.

[Brady]

It's Hanukkah. We're give you one video for Larry for the next eight days. Yeah, I got my timing. I know what happens. Watch this, Larry. These two are in love.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady loves this one.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[Brett Vesely]

Here we go.

[Brady]

Oh, sorry.

[Brett Vesely]

Start over.

[Brady]

She's farting into her. Into her mouth. And then the next one's really good. Here we go. She's backing. One more, Larry. Watch this. You're gonna like this one. This is the best one. All right, now she's got it. She's. They're good friends, by the way.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Wow.

[Brady]

I'm a child.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Wow, that's some Hanukkah guilt right there.

[Brady]

That. That's going on somewhere right now. Brady, There's a couple ladies. In the city of 5 million, the population is probably. Let's say it's 10% are homosexual on average. So we got 500,000 of those. I want to say 18,000 people are eating ass right now in the homosexual community.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Hi, Bob.

[Brady]

In the hate in the homosexual community. They're starting their day.

[Brett Vesely]

Farts.

[Brady]

Oh, no, no, not the farts. The farts. Let's break that down. Just gay farts. Yeah, no wonder. Hold on. A city of 5 million.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Yeah, somebody that move right there with.

[Brady]

The farts and the anal and the attractive total in the city. Hold on. Hetero and. No, you can't start doing it. That's relative. Hetero and homosexual or just the homosexual community? Because I can put a good number on both. I'm basically the Danny Sheridan, the fanduel. I can make the line. Total population, five and a half million people eating farts right now, keep in.

[Additional Commentator]

Mind, Brady, this is a big creator town.

[Brady]

73,000.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Way high.

[Brady]

73,000 out of 5 million.

[Brett Vesely]

That includes a Roosevelt district, right?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, there's a picture.

[Brady]

73,000 is a good number that somebody is just buried in a butt at age 16. A lot of morning sex. You don't think there's 73,000 people, maybe.

[Co-host/Commentator]

A dozen.

[Additional Commentator]

Maybe out of the metro area.

[Brady]

12 out of 5 million are currently performing that mass play. It's in the thousands. Heavy five. Five figures. Easily between 50 and 73,000.

[Co-host/Commentator]

No way.

[Brady]

Djen populate all of Apache Junction wakes up to that. So their alarm Maryvale0. Because none of them are up yet.

[Additional Commentator]

The Roosevelt district's put some techies.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host/Commentator]

They're all over.

[Brady]

And then the. There's all those new Indians from the east. Not the feathers, but the ones that are building that intel. Oh, they're doing it like crazy.

[Brett Vesely]

You see the rivers they swim?

[Brady]

That smell reminds them of home.

[Additional Commentator]

And all the Taiwanese up north with the other semiconductor.

[Brady]

We played Daughtry before. But they're doing. I'm going home to a place where I belong, Where the fart smell is inside of me. I'm going home. Have you hear that? It's like morning prayer. And that is up in Chandler by the intel building. We're going home.

[Additional Commentator]

Gemini puts the LGBTQ population of Phoenix at106,000.

[Brady]

That's it.

[Co-host/Commentator]

That's.

[Brady]

I gave him.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the only ones that are claiming.

[Brady]

Come on. There are some dabblers.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Additional Commentator]

Not as safe as some closets.

[Co-host/Commentator]

You're saying they're included in that number?

[Brady]

That's a low number.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Out of.

[Brady]

That's like 2%. I'd had them. I put them at 10.

[Additional Commentator]

The entire population is doing it.

[Brett Vesely]

Are you sure you're not just checking the Roosevelt district on that one?

[Co-host/Commentator]

I mean, you know, dozen.

[Additional Commentator]

You know, that significant and growing population. So right now it's a low estimate at 100.

[Brady]

There's loads of people into farts. Like, that's just. Oh, baby, what's for breakfast? That kind of stuff's going on all over. One more time. Mama, that's like bacon.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Gold Canyon.

[Additional Commentator]

Is that a Gold Canyon resident?

[Brady]

Yeah. Now you're out there at the intel. Mama, I'm coming home.

[Additional Commentator]

Pins him at the Melrose District, the central Phoenix.

[Co-host/Commentator]

And Tempe.

[Brady]

I'm going home to a river where I belong. Oh, yes. Good morning, sunshine. Yes. Oh. Two rupees. That's for you. Oh.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Gotcha.

[Brady]

Sunrise at the taj mahal. People like farting on each other. Brady, you're just 12. A dozen. That's happening in a safe way right now. There's, like, people just in the park. One party. Yeah. 11 more of those. That's it. In this giant city, 12 people are 12 couples.

[Co-host/Commentator]

12.

[Brady]

Well, they'd have to be couples. You'd have to. You can't do it to yourself if you're. Oh, how many people are sitting in their own brew enjoying it right now. Couples are 12 million and a half. Yeah, 12 couples. It has to be couples, Rich. Can't have 12 individuals enjoying getting farted on.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, that would be just a BS West.

[Co-host/Commentator]

You need someone to fill it up.

[Brady]

73,000.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Look who's in.

[Additional Commentator]

Knowledgeable now.

[Brady]

Yeah, yeah, he's in on it. He's seen the films. All right, it's 820. There you go. That's your Brady Report, everybody. It's 98, KUPD, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[Co-host/Commentator]

98.