12-16-25 - Hot Releases - Highguard - The Abandons - Percy Jackson S2 - Fallout S2 - Wake Up Dead Knives Out - Avatar Fire And Ash - AI Dua Lipa - AI Hannukah Songs

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Hot Releases Special (12-16-25)

Main Theme / Episode Overview

In this lively episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD), hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo break down the latest "Hot Releases" in video games, TV, movies, and music as the holiday season approaches. The group delivers their signature mix of pop culture commentary, irreverent humor, and rapid-fire banter while previewing anticipated new content—including games like Highguard, TV series like The Abandons and Fallout Season 2, and a flurry of AI-generated holiday music oddities.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Gaming Hot Release: Highguard

• Release Info: Coming to PC, Xbox Series, PS5, and next-gen Nintendo Switch.
• Game Type: Battle royale/Fortnite-style, but with a medieval twist.
• Insight: The hosts note the industry shift away from PS4/older-gen releases.
• Commentary:
  • "No more games for PS4 or regular Xbox. They're moving on to the higher platforms." (Dick Toledo, 03:12)
  • "It looks medieval, but you got cool weapons. Bring the heat!" (Holmberg, 03:55)

Timestamp: 03:00–04:10

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2. Remembering Jeff Garcia (Animator/Voice Actor)

• Jeff Garcia (voice of Sheen in Jimmy Neutron) passed away.
• Mixed recollections—while Toledo calls him a "legend," Holmberg disagrees, sharing a negative personal experience:
  • "I don't wish him dead or anything, but we just did not vibe well with Jeff Garcia at all." (Holmberg, 04:24)
  • "Didn't seem to have a lot of creativity." (Toledo, 04:46)
• Tone is unfiltered and conversational, moving quickly back to TV/film content.

Timestamp: 04:10–05:38

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3. TV Show Releases

A) The Abandons (Netflix)

• Premise: Western drama, Lena Headey (Game of Thrones), and Gillian Anderson (X-Files).
• Hosts’ Reaction: Skeptical about historical accuracy and ‘girl power’ in Wild West context.
  • “It’s so historically inaccurate… For the sake of diversity.” (Holmberg, 06:32)
  • "That's why I don't like that one. And I don't like Bridgerton." (Holmberg, 06:32)
• Light banter mocking anachronisms.

Timestamp: 05:38–07:02

B) Percy Jackson & The Olympians – Season 2 (Disney+)

• Reaction: The hosts quickly lose interest; playfully mock the show's tone.
  • “I don’t want to watch another second.” (Holmberg, 07:32)
• Percy Jackson’s appeal: Dismissed as "child" fare; some wordplay and mythological asides.

Timestamp: 07:02–07:35

C) Fallout – Season 2 (Prime Video)

• Excitement: Hosts are notably more enthusiastic here.
  • “I love Fallout. This show was so good.” (Holmberg, 09:09)
  • “You don’t have to play the game to understand [the show].” (Toledo, 09:32)
• Content: Hints at Vegas storyline, Deathclaw’s appearance, “Christmas break viewing.”
• Discussion on release formats (binge vs. weekly drop).

Timestamp: 07:38–10:14

D) Wake Up Dead Man: Knives Out Mystery

• Summary: Quick take on the new Knives Out installment (Daniel Craig, Josh Brolin).
• Reaction: Reluctant interest, more for cast than premise.
  • “Josh Brolin’s pretty great. As Monsignor Wanks, he’s got a real problem with masturbating.” (Holmberg, 11:03)
  • “That was kind of fun. I’m sold.” (Holmberg, 11:07)
• Classic HMS humor keeps the review light and offbeat.

Timestamp: 10:14–11:09

E) Avatar: Fire and Ash

• Big Movie Release: Next in James Cameron’s Avatar saga.
• Panel Reaction:
  • “It's the best Avatar to date.” (Toledo, 12:13)
  • “Well, that’s a low bar.” (Holmberg, 12:16)
  • “I still want to have sex with Natiri… I like them big and blue.” (Holmberg, 12:35–13:22)
• Jokes about animation quality and Natiri’s appeal; banter about being "colorblind."

Timestamp: 12:10–13:22

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4. AI-Generated Holiday Songs & Musical Oddities

A) Hanukkah Songs

• Highlights: Bohemian Rhapsody-style Hanukkah (“Bohemian Hanukkah”), “I light the candles with people who love me.”
  • "He lights the candles with his... that's fantastic." (Holmberg, 13:59)

Timestamp: 13:36–14:20

B) AI Dua Lipa (80s Funk Version of "Levitating")

• Host Commentary: Hilariously enthusiastic for the retro remix.
  • "I have a boner. I hope she does that—recreates that picture. Because 80s Dua Lipa’s great." (Holmberg, 14:27–14:42)

Timestamp: 14:24–15:19

C) AI Soul Cover of Stone Temple Pilots ("Sex Type Thing")

• Atmosphere: 70s Shaft-style soul, hosts riff about a ‘convertible Cadillac’ mood.
  • "Soulful. So. I am in a convertible Cadillac right now..." (Holmberg, 15:30–16:08)

Timestamp: 15:24–16:46

D) Naughty AI Christmas Songs

• Examples:
  • "Grandma Got a Dildo for Christmas"
  • “I'm Doing Mrs. Claus This Year” (Andy Felter Bush tribute)
  • “Santa’s Got a Fat Sack (and I’m Empty)”
  • “12 Inches of Christmas (by The Feel Me Sisters)”
• Endless double entendre, escalating innuendo.
  • "Why can't anybody just write an AI Christmas song without it being about PPs?" (Holmberg, 20:05)
• Crew laughs while joking about the inevitable raunchiness of AI-generated holiday music.

Timestamp: 17:14–21:19

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5. “N word or F word” Game [Segment Closer]

• Premise: Guessing which word (N-word or F-bomb) will appear first in a sampled rap track (Tech 9ne, 2 Chainz).
• Winners: Brady wins with the F word.
  • “Brady was a big win. The final win of 2025. And Brady with a heavy F bomb. I didn't want to end the year on an N word anyway.” (Holmberg, 22:08)
• Final joke about ending the year on a positive (or at least less controversial?) note.

Timestamp: 21:21–22:38

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Bring the heat! I need that job. Just to say stupid video games. Bring the heat. Your life belongs to me! Oh, you know it's mine!" (Holmberg, 04:03)
• "I enjoy Fallout. This is my Christmas break. The way Squid Games was last year." (Holmberg, 10:02)
• “It’s so historically inaccurate… For the sake of diversity.” (Holmberg, 06:32)
• "I still want to have sex with Natiri... I like them big and blue." (Holmberg, 12:35–13:22)
• "He lights the candles with his... that's fantastic. Sharing the joy of a proud history." (Holmberg, 13:59)
• "I have a boner. I hope she does that...recreates that picture. Because 80s Dua Lipa's great." (Holmberg, 14:35)
• "Grandma got a dildo for Christmas. And Grandpa had the biggest smile in town." (AI song, 17:32)
• "Why can't anybody just write an AI Christmas song without it being about PPs?" (Holmberg, 20:05)
• “Brady was a big win… the final win of 2025. And Brady with a heavy F bomb. I didn't want to end the year on an N word anyway. That's my Christmas card.” (Holmberg, 22:08)

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Detailed Timestamps for Segments

• Hot Releases Start: 03:00
• Highguard Video Game: 03:00–04:10
• Jeff Garcia Remembrance: 04:10–05:38
• The Abandons (Netflix): 05:38–07:02
• Percy Jackson S2 (Disney+): 07:02–07:35
• Fallout S2 (Prime): 07:38–10:14
• Wake Up Dead Man: Knives Out Mystery: 10:14–11:09
• Avatar: Fire and Ash: 12:10–13:22
• Hanukkah & AI Songs: 13:36–20:05
  • Bohemian Hanukkah: 13:36–14:20
  • AI Dua Lipa/Levitating: 14:24–15:19
  • AI Soul Stone Temple Pilots: 15:24–16:46
  • AI Naughty Christmas Songs: 17:14–21:19
• N word or F word Game: 21:21–22:38

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Tone & Style

• Informal, irreverent, quick-witted, and occasionally “blue”.
• Panel chemistry drives the fun as much as the content.
• Segues between segments are accompanied by playful jabs and ongoing inside jokes.

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Conclusion

This “Hot Releases” special delivers a whirlwind of pop culture previews with unfiltered humor, poking fun at both the entertainment industry and themselves. Standouts include the anticipation for Fallout S2, dueling opinions on Avatar, and a wild assortment of AI holiday songs—culminating in the group’s long-running “N word or F word” contest. If you like your recommendations roasted and your reviews spicy, this episode is a prime example of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness at its rambunctious best.

Transcript

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[Holmberg]

Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness [e-mail] it's mammoth right there. The spell it is. I like that. Wolfie's got a good one there. I just wish it had a. A better hook. I'm still in Playdoh. It's got a great chorus or a bridge, but the chorus kind of underwhelms. Cool song.

[Brett Vesely]

Means call Uncle Alex for some help or something.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, Alex will help him out. I haven't listened to the album, but I hear it's pretty darn good. I do like that song quite a bit, though. It's the spell by mammoth Wolfgang von Halen. You think something creepy said so on the air. They asked him about groupies, and I that this year. That last year. That might have been last year. Either way, that's creepy. Talking about girls in the crowd that you want to have sex with.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm like, what, Call Uncle Alex?

[Holmberg]

Why do you call Uncle Alex and get some stories? Yes, but that's considered toxic. Okay, go write your little. Okay, that's enough. That's enough, son.

[Toledo]

We're done here.

[Holmberg]

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[Toledo]

Come on now.

[Holmberg]

Loading.

[Toledo]

Loading. Loading.

[Holmberg]

You can read it. We'll see it eventually. Or you can't see it either, right?

[Toledo]

The only game out right now, it's actually coming out in January because I think they shut it down for December as far as new releases go. But on PC, Xbox, and PS5, what we're starting to see now is no more games for PS4 or regular Xbox.

[Holmberg]

Kill them.

[Toledo]

They're moving on to the higher platforms and Nintendo Switch 2 as well. But the game is called High Guard High God. So it's. It's a kind of a Fortnite ish type game. Okay, you got me.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, you're up.

[Toledo]

There we go.

[Holmberg]

Apex Legends.

[Andy Felter Bush]

Titanfall.

[Toledo]

Yeah, so it's a. It's a kind of a battle royale type type game.

[Holmberg]

It looks medieval, but you got. Got cool weapons. Yes. Bring the heat. I need that job.

[Brett Vesely]

What?

[Toledo]

Just to say bring.

[Holmberg]

Just to say stupid video games. Bring the heat. Your light belongs to me. Oh, you know it's mine.

[Toledo]

Video games and cartoons lost a legend last week.

[Holmberg]

Who?

[Toledo]

Jeff Garcia.

[Holmberg]

Did he die?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

I thought he was just sick.

[Toledo]

No, he died.

[Brett Vesely]

He.

[Holmberg]

I don't want to pull a trump here. And I'm sad that he's dead, but he was horrible to us.

[Toledo]

Yeah, he was.

[Holmberg]

He was.

[Toledo]

He was nice, man.

[Holmberg]

He was very angry at us for no reason. He came in.

[Brett Vesely]

What'd you guys do?

[Holmberg]

We just didn't like each other. Like, it's just one of those things right off the bat. We didn't like. I don't wish him dead or anything, but we just did not vibe well with Jeff Garcia at all. And then you asked him to do a voice thing for his Son from.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

And I'm like, that's the voice. Because it's just. I'm like, oh, all right.

[Toledo]

Didn't. He didn't seem to have a lot of creativity. And it was Aria type.

[Holmberg]

No, he. We didn't. We didn't. We, like, we just rubbed each other to him. No, I asked him one question, and I said. Because it was back when Jeff Garcia was the quarterback. And I said, geez, that's got to be annoying. Right? It's the most original thing you could say. And I'm like, I asked you a question, Dick.

[Brett Vesely]

Right?

[Holmberg]

And I looked at him like, yeah, I'm not trying to be funny or anything. I just said, is that annoying or not? You haven't heard that? All right, so it's annoying and you're bitter about it.

[Radio Announcer]

I guess.

[Toledo]

I hope you get cancer.

[Holmberg]

I didn't say that. You know what? I wrote his family a letter, and I said, I didn't care. I don't care. I said, I saw the tmz. I never met him, but I didn't like him. Yeah, he got sassy. He was. He was just. And he wasn't funny. He was just. This is 15, 16 years ago.

[Toledo]

It was a while ago.

[Holmberg]

We didn't get along, and he never came back on.

[Toledo]

Netflix is in. This actually debuted last week. Is a new series called the Abandons.

[Holmberg]

Also, he's not a legend.

[Toledo]

Right?

[Holmberg]

All right. Is this the one with the Game of Thrones? Yep. Lena, your sound gun.

[Toledo]

Yeah. Lena Heady from Game. Game of Thrones is in it.

[Holmberg]

Angels.

[Toledo]

Rich Scully.

[Holmberg]

Oh, that's Scully from X Files. She's aged beautifully.

[Toledo]

Their tyranny's getting worse.

[Holmberg]

You continue to turn down my generous offers. This is my family.

[Toledo]

Girl.

[Holmberg]

Yellowstone.

[Toledo]

Hard to believe. 1800 mean. Come on.

[Radio Announcer]

This home.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. What are these women Broads can't even vote. What are you making decisions for? Get back in there. Wooden kitchen. I knew I was getting a ser. I would have worn my Sunday back to the brothel. Bro, those were my muffins. That's enough. Where are the men?

[Toledo]

All right, so you get the gist there.

[Holmberg]

That's why I don't like that one. And I don't like Bridgerton because they. It's so historically inaccurate. For the sake of diversity. They have, like. You know, it's gotta be frustrating to be a black person and try to watch Bridgerton and go, you know, like, really? Nobody's gonna mention it. The elephant in the room, really, like, we're just dancing together and there's, like, interracial. Stuff going. Nobody's gonna say anything. It's a fantasy piece. It sure is.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it is.

[Holmberg]

Just like that is about ladies in charge of the Wild West.

[Toledo]

Season two of Percy Jackson and the Olympians is on Disney plus.

[Holmberg]

Okay, it's me.

[Radio Announcer]

That's who you're named after.

[Holmberg]

Because he was a hero. Because he was gay, too.

[Radio Announcer]

Brave and kind, and against all odds, he managed to find his way to a happy ending.

[Holmberg]

I'm used to we all caught it feeling weird, too. That's your gut jerked up like a puzzle with half their own pieces. Okay, I don't want to watch another second.

[Toledo]

Yeah, child.

[Holmberg]

You watch it. Larry. You watch the Percy Jackson stuff. You like the story of Percy Jackson? Yeah. What is the story of Triton?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I don't know. It's.

[Holmberg]

That story has always stuck with me. It's like Captain Caveman and Son.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Whenever they added and son, Junior Paramount.

[Toledo]

Plus has little disasters. When Jess, played by Diane Kruger, rushes her baby to the er she's treated by one of her closest friends, Liz. Alarmed by Jess's behavior, Liz calls social services, triggering an explosive chain of events.

[Holmberg]

Oh, she finds out her friend's beating. Beating the kids.

[Toledo]

This could happen in Gilbert.

[Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Toledo]

Right now.

[Holmberg]

She can't take it, so she shakes babies. And then somebody catches her. Oh, sure enough. That's kind of what happens. How did this happen? Speak to me. Shook it. I shook it. It was driving me nuts.

[Brett Vesely]

Shows for men coming out.

[Toledo]

How about this season two of Fallout?

[Holmberg]

Is that show, Brett, how they do it? They wouldn't have to change a word of that script if they just changed it to Baby shaking.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, exactly.

[Holmberg]

The name was called Baby. All right, I'm watching.

[Brett Vesely]

Ten minute show.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Radio Announcer]

All right.

[Holmberg]

Fallout's back on.

[Toledo]

They didn't. Doesn't say that. But the trailer, it's gonna be like. No, no, no. The. The new season debuts today.

[Brett Vesely]

What?

[Toledo]

But I don't know how many episodes they're gonna let out.

[Holmberg]

So what? One is enough?

[Toledo]

Yeah. So the first episodes tonight is season two.

[Holmberg]

I love Fallout. This show was so good. Something you care about or someone you hate? Oh, what a great question. What say you, Ms. McClane? I was that guy for Night of the Singing Dead two years ago. It was awesome.

[Toledo]

Yeah, and he did.

[Holmberg]

Fallout is so good.

[Brett Vesely]

Do you have to play the game to understand?

[Toledo]

No. No, not at all.

[Holmberg]

Not even a little bit. Walton Goggins is so good. You want to know why the world ended? It started here with one man.

[Toledo]

And this is cool because it goes to Vegas and all the stuff from Fallout. New veg. Vegas is in this. All the casinos and everything. It's awesome.

[Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Fallout was.

[Holmberg]

I enjoyed that.

[Toledo]

Death Claw shows up in this one.

[Holmberg]

Was that two years ago that came out? Yeah.

[Toledo]

It's been a while.

[Holmberg]

It's just so good. I didn't even know that was ready to come out. This is my. This is my Christmas break. The way Squid Games was last year.

[Toledo]

Yeah. It doesn't. I. I doesn't say anything of. Of all the episodes are out or.

[Holmberg]

It'S coming out that way. There's no way that Netflix or who. Yeah, it's Netflix. Right? They're not gonna. Whatever. Whoever's doing it is not going to go week to week when they've got.

[Toledo]

Prime does week to week.

[Holmberg]

They're not.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but they're not.

[Holmberg]

It's. Nope. They won't do it for Christmas. I guarantee it. Because. No, because they want us to watch all in a bunch and they're going to kill us on Christmas ads.

[Toledo]

Did you on Netflix. Wake up, Dead Man. And Knives Out Mystery. This is like the third or fourth Knives Out Mystery. I've never seen any Daniel Craig.

[Holmberg]

You're the only one at that church who hated his guts. The spirit really moved him today, huh? So help me. What the hell happened? Josh Brolin's dead. Everyone thinks I did it. I didn't do it. You watched this? Larry said it was okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Josh Brolin is pretty great. As my senior winks. He's got a real problem with masturbating.

[Holmberg]

Oh, all right. That was kind of fun. I'm sold.

[Brett Vesely]

I can relate.

[Holmberg]

Mary Effing holidays from the Big Red.

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[Holmberg]

For family on January 9th. The sequel to Greenland is so massive you have to see it on the big screen. A promise who gives to safety? Starring Gerard Butler and Marina Bakkerin. Greenland 2 migration. Rated PG 13. Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I guess I'm Monsignor Wanks Jr. And.

[Toledo]

Then the big release in theaters this weekend is Avatar, Fire and Ashley.

[Holmberg]

All right.

[Toledo]

It's the best avatar to date.

[Holmberg]

Well, that's a low bar.

[Toledo]

Yeah, it is.

[Holmberg]

It looks worse than the first one. Fire and ass.

[Toledo]

Well, the last one definitely did.

[Holmberg]

It looks like a cartoon. We have AI Air disposal. James Cameron. And this is the best we get.

[Toledo]

Well, so this one won't look any better because they were both filmed at the same time.

[Holmberg]

I still want to have sex with Natiri.

[Toledo]

With your tail.

[Holmberg]

Or whatever. Whatever it is about that giant blue lady I attracted. She's the only one too. Like the other blues. Not a fan. Yeah, I'm against them because I'm not against them because they're blue. I just like her.

[Brett Vesely]

It should be colorblind.

[Holmberg]

I see blue. I see blue. And the other ones I'm not attracted to at all. But Natiri has me.

[Toledo]

Okay, I'll go with you. That one wasn't attractive.

[Holmberg]

Gorgeous. You cannot live like this. Baby in hate.

[Toledo]

Watch me.

[Holmberg]

So I. When she carried Jake around and you realized how big she was, it was even better. I like them. I like them big and blue.

[Toledo]

That's all I got.

[Holmberg]

Paint yourself blue. And I'm. I'm a sucker. I'm a sucker for blue. All right, Brett, what do you got?

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. For Hanukkah song. So this isn't like new. This is old. But. And it's not an AI but. It's dudes doing bohemian Hanukkah.

[Holmberg]

Oh, cool.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[Holmberg]

This isn't. AI is spun a gimmel. Now I've got a lot of girls. Will you spin this? Play Trade or KU Lighting presents.

[Andy Felter Bush]

I light the candles with people who love me.

[Holmberg]

He lights the candles with his. That's fantastic. Sharing the joy of a proud history. That's great. I'm gonna go by the. Yeah, I'm gonna go by the Granada park this weekend and play this while they're playing softball.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, so we got that. Let's do this one for you.

[Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's levitating as an 80s disco funk version.

[Holmberg]

Oh, man. There's Dua lipa as an 80s gal. She's even better. Look at that. Just a picture. That's. This is Levit crazy. I have a boner. I hope she does that. Recreates that picture. Because 80s Dua Lipa's great. So is 90s Dua Lipa in 2000s and 20 teens. Now.

[Toledo]

I don't have a limit.

[Brett Vesely]

How about sex type thing as an AI Soul cover with Stone Temple Pie.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. This is gonna be awesome. I can feel it.

[Toledo]

Great.

[Holmberg]

Soulful So. I am in a convertible Cadillac right now, driving down the streets. Bedford Stuyvesant, a Richard Roundtree production. Here we go.

[Andy Felter Bush]

Get next to you. I said I'm gonna get close to you.

[Toledo]

That's like an opening of a 70s crime show.

[Holmberg]

Like Huggy birds should be walking in right now. I want that with a fur. This is amazing.

[Andy Felter Bush]

You wanna know about atrocity at. I know you want what's on my mind.

[Holmberg]

I want this ridiculous. That's what I want to do next year for my birthday show. I want to talk Marty and the boys into soul. The soul AI Rock songs that we've put. I'm going to see because he's got a whole horn section. Birthday show next year we're going to do that. That's. I've already planned it. I'm going to tell them later today.

[Brett Vesely]

We could do this one if you want.

[Holmberg]

Solberg, I don't know if that's a great.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll just skip that one then. How about this one?

[Holmberg]

Deep inside my A hole.

[Toledo]

How about this one?

[Holmberg]

All right, let's see if this is good. Merry Christmas, everybody. You and your families. It's Kiss 1230, your holiday station.

[Santa's Elf]

Grandma got a dildo for Christmas.

[Holmberg]

Whoops.

[Santa's Elf]

She just looked. Looked at it with a big frown. Grandma got a dildo for Christmas. And Grandpa had the biggest smile in town.

[Holmberg]

Beautiful.

[Brett Vesely]

It's Christmas. Come on. God.

[Holmberg]

I'm doing Miss Santa Claus Christmas classic from AI.

[Andy Felter Bush]

As a kid, I was always sad on Christmas day. Cause Santa always left my house behind. Finally this year, I'm gonna make him pay. It's gonna be the best Christmas of all time. Cause while Santa's going down chimneys, I'll be going down myself. And while he's eating all those cookies, I'll be eating something else. I'm doing Mrs. Claus this year. Heading to the North Pole is sneaking in the rear. I'm getting my revenge so I want to clear. I'm doing Mrs. Claus this year.

[Holmberg]

That's lovely.

[Brett Vesely]

And that's from Andy Felter Bush.

[Holmberg]

Andy Felter Bush was one of my favorite Christmas guys.

[Brett Vesely]

Didn't get the credit he deserved. Okay, we could do this one.

[Holmberg]

Let's play Sam's Got a Fat.

[Brett Vesely]

All right.

[Holmberg]

This is a video AI. A little AI. Santa's elf dancing around for us.

[Santa's Elf]

Come down my chimney about a quarter to sin. Oh, boots still dripping snow in that big old grain red suit Unzipped just enough to tease. I said, Santa, honey, get down on your knees.

[Holmberg]

Oh.

[Santa's Elf]

He laughed, ho ho, ho. Voiced like sherry and smoke Drop that velvet sack and damn near made me choke. I've been naughty all year Wrote it playing on the wall Tonight I'm collecting my present and I'm takin it all. Bootstana's got a fat sack and I'm empty.

[Holmberg]

All right. Santa's got a fat sack and I'm empty. Santa has a fat sack and I'm empty.

[Brett Vesely]

You want the 12 inches of Christmas?

[Holmberg]

Her name was fucking Wanda Cox. Oh yeah, she's good too. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

The 12 inches from the feel me sisters.

[Holmberg]

Why can't anybody just write an AI Christmas song without it being about PPs?

[Brett Vesely]

Dale would love this one.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, so it's kind of. It's a little R word.

[Santa's Elf]

Snow is falling, fire's crackling but the only thing I'm tracking Is the monster in your red velvet pants that straight up attacking I measured with a candy Then I threw that stick away Cause baby you're packing the kind of gift that ruins me for the day I don't need no partridge, no pear tree Just drop them drawers and set that beast free give me the 12 inches of Christmas 12 thick inches of Christmas.

[Holmberg]

Just in case you missed the first.

[Santa's Elf]

12 rock hard inches of Christmas.

[Holmberg]

12 rock hard inches. Oh my God. It says fa la la la.

[Brett Vesely]

F word.

[Holmberg]

I'm a mess. I turned it down.

[Toledo]

Right on top.

[Holmberg]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. So then that'll bring us to N word or F word.

[Holmberg]

The game.

[Brett Vesely]

The sweeping the nation. And today we'll go with Tech 9 featuring Bob and two chains.

[Holmberg]

I'm still holding the hood.

[Brett Vesely]

Go crazy.

[Holmberg]

Final one of the year. Tech 9. Saying the N word. I'll say it's angry Brady. I'll go F word. Toledo.

[Toledo]

It's not gonna be friendly. But I have to go there. I guess.

[Holmberg]

Or you have other options.

[Toledo]

No, I'll go with friendly. End colloquial.

[Holmberg]

All right. Mine's angry.

[Toledo]

N word.

[Holmberg]

Toledo's friendly. Brady has the F word. Go crazy.

[Brett Vesely]

So much liquor. I never spare that kitchen. Keep it. So I usually have a pair that's kissing. And I'm lifted on purple hair.

[Holmberg]

That's bitching.

[Brett Vesely]

Now that's what I call a air technique.

[Holmberg]

Brady was a big win. The final win of 2025. And Brady with a heavy F bomb. I didn't want to end the year on an N word. Anyway. That's my Christmas card. That's what I say for that's my Christmas. I'm thinking of you. Holiday spirit. You're welcome. That's right. Old George Bailey doesn't like that. And you're on an N word. You and your mom gonna watch It's a Wonderful Life?

[Toledo]

Probably.

[Holmberg]

Can I come over?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

And ruin it? It's not a Christmas movie. It's 9:50. There you go, everybody. Those were your hot releases. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. Fully erect, 88.