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12-16-25 - We're Jealous Of Howard Stern's Latest Contract - Devin Has Emailed Over This Year's List Of Band Names From The Show - Donovan Has Emailed List Of First Things He Heard This Year
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You get one appetizer, two entrees, and two drinks, all for just one festive price. And while you're there, snag the perfect stocking stuffer. The 2026 Hooters calendar, packed with over $150 in coupons. Plus, when you buy $25 in Hooters gift cards, you'll get doll bonus bucks this season. Give the gift of wings. Give the gift of Hooters. Still streaming. Homberg's morning sickness online@98kupd.com Ah, officially jealous. What happened? I don't like jealousy. I don't believe in jealousy as a. I believe it's a choice to be jealous. You can feel it, and you can stop it. It's not a real emotion. It's a reaction. It does you no good. Being jealous doesn't stop anything that's going to happen, and it doesn't make something happen. It is a wasted. It is a wasted reaction. I won't even call it an emotion, but I'm jealous right now. I'm trying to fight it. Howard Stern just signed his new contract, and I just looked at the details of it. Now, first off, the money he deserves. I'm not even getting in his pocket. He's got a thing. And I'm not comparing this show or anything else to Howard's success. He's the king of it. All for a reason. Best interviewer of maybe all time. But he just signed a new deal for hundreds of millions. Of dollars, quite literally. And part of it is summer's off. Brady, he gets all of the summer off and he only works three days a week. Three days? Three days a week. That's amazing. Now, this year, we just signed a new deal. I didn't know that was an option. I didn't even ask. I just. I think maybe not working all summer is a great idea. And then, you know, Thursday and Friday seem like nobody's even listening. So let's just work on Monday. Red Robin, would you want to work on Monday only? What about you, Brettle Juice? I think maybe Baba Bastard is in here somewhere. I think maybe just taking Olive summer off is the way to. I don't know. You know, I got a garden. My free time Betelgeuse. I try so hard for free time. And now if I could just take from May on just the water drive, you know, that's it. Just don't even. Red Robin. Imagine having all summer off and you can tan those great big black breasts. Come on, man. Where is it? Better go renegotiate a trip today. Maybe if I went and said, look, I'm not asking for $100 million. And so it's their numbers. Am I gonna do that? That's crazy. But I do want to take. Like, why doesn't anyone take spring off? Let's take spring off. That's. I went off from, like, the middle of March into June. No reason this spring. We thought Beth had a sweet gig. Unbelievable. And Stern is like, it's an audacious thing to say. I'll just take summers off because kids are in school. There's no kids listening to his show. Everyone who listens to his show is working. I mean, I like to take summer off because in the summertime. In the summer time. In the summertime, I take it off because the kids are out of school, you know, and that we lose a lot of people because the college is shut down. And I'm huge with the college because I'm 71. I mean, you know, college kids love a guy in his 70s. I just need more time with Beth. I need a garden. So tip of the cap to him. I didn't even think about that. I almost said something like, can we have December off? And we already get a lot of it off. But summer, you can do that. You can just stop and people will say, okay to that. That's crazy. I need to. I need to talk to my. I think maybe Red Robin can take some of this out. Yum. Yeah, you do that, Red Robin. You take Those big, delicious, beautiful black wasabos. And you take summers off. You take summers, and I'll say, yum. And then come back with full milkers for fall when. When people care, you know. Fall barrel juice. And we'll. We'll handle it for the, you know, couple of months while you go lather up those giant black breaths. And then Baba Bastard and I. Well, I don't know what. We frolic in the sunshine in the summertime. In the summertime. Mungo. Yeah, Mungo Jerry. Well, you know, we'll invite him. Is he still alive? Mungo Jerry. He'll fill in for something. That's right. I'm interviewing him. It's a big, hip interview with the college kids right now. I'm gonna do Mungo Jerry all summer. He's gonna. He's gonna fill in for us. Mungo Jerry and the Stern show said, Matt Wolf says you've been referred to as a poor man's Howard Stern. That's why your contract is less. Yeah, but I'm working 12 months a year at most. Well, 11, really, because we got time off. I don't know. I just. I think, you know, Brady had a kidney removed. He only missed four days. I mean, come on, he should have at least had a season off. Which season are we willing to dump here? How about winter? I'll take winter off. We'll start. We'll go December 21st until the end of March. And then. And then we'll come back. I don't even know how you have the courage. That's. I gotta look. I'm just dumb, I guess. Even do that walk into a room. I love. I love it here. I want to keep working. There's no doubt about it. The show's better than ever. I just don't want to work three or four months a year in a row. And it works. I'm nervous when we take a week off because I'm like, well, everybody's gone. We got to earn that all back. I don't know. Congratulations. Anybody else? Teachers have summer off and they don't get paid, I guess. What you bring in? Brady, Are you ready for our annual recap of times we said stuff and said. That's a good band name. Because Devin reckon Reek has, for the fourth year in a row, I believe, catalog. He listens constantly and cataloged pretty much every time. This is about six pages of every time. We say, ooh, that's a good band name. Here they are for 20, 25. It started on January 7th, I believe. We were back For a day. I was telling a story about how I saw Gypsy changing a baby at the outback and bent over and I saw her butthole and the baby's butthole at the same time. And I said it's a double gypsy butthole, which was the first one of 2025. And that's going to be strong opening. Coming out of the gate with double gypsy buttholes. Now I can't stop doing the thing. It's kind of halfway in me. As we get ready to take all of winter off. Let's just say goodbye in a minute. Ladle Oporta John. I don't remember that. That was. John said he'd rather ladle out of a Porta John than see any more pictures of Janis Joplin's Playboy spread. Now I remember it. You show me Janet Shaplin naked and I will take a ladle to a Porta John and suck right there. Put some chocolate on it. Digital Mexican. I got locked out of the H H ranch. I remember this because they made the new keys and I couldn't get in there and I locked myself in a room and I said I was gonna email someone asking how the Mexican community was going to make copies of keys from now on. Then we needed a digital Mexican. Take a diet on 35th Avenue. I'm digital Mexican. City of Fire. The City of Fire player. The city cuts like a knife. I know that one better. All right, Side mansion. Which is a house that Gene's. Gene Hackman's side mansion. Was it burned down in the Ollie? I don't know if that is Gene Smart. I'm sorry. Gene Smart. Side mansion in hacks. Burned out side match. Justified boner. And accidentally stumbling across 16 year old's IG page when we were looking up Natalia Grace. We couldn't tell you that's a justified boner. Nobody knew. Head cake. Gutter pie. Buffy has shingles. That's a great name. Biting the rosebud. Said that's a video where a guy had an entire rosebud in his mouth. Like a beef rib at Brady's house. That's the dude. That was the video. I bet you that played the guys in the back of the pickup. Oh, yeah. Well, no, that was a couple years ago. This might have been another one. There's a lot of chewing on rosebuds this year. Walking, tranny rape. Ejaculating happens. That was for Justin Tucker. Then we move on to February. Violent bananas, loogies in an Indian's mouth. I don't think fits on the Marquee like we thought. Moisten the Dolphin. Great band name. The dolphin jumped into someone's boat and Brady said they had to keep it moist until they got it to shore. John said you got to moisten that dolphin. Tater Riot. Brady was selling us on his promotion that Orido was running. Of course he was. That gives people a free bag of tots during the BYU basketball game. Brady, of course, did not have all the information and still is not clear how we'd be able to obtain the tots. I'm going to take a break from the. From the band names for a second because Trip Birthday Boy just walked in and I'm thinking maybe we need to talk. Tripp Reeb's here. Happy birthday. First off, Red Robin. Welcome, Tripp Reeb for happy birthday. Happy birthday, Tripp. And what is it about the seasons that you need me for? All four. So I have a deal for you. And I think. I think it's a valid request to take a season off. Yes. Okay. When you are 71, you'll still be here, right? You can take all the seasons of whatever season you want off. Can I get that in writing? Yeah. There's a chance now that I screw stuff up. That's a deal. All right. If you ever. Do you ever. Why am I. You're. You lost? I was in my car. Yeah. Pulling in for that section of the show, and then Mungo Jerry came up and I turned out on. Yeah. I hate Mungo Jerry. Were you without me until Mungo Jerry? Nobody likes Mungo Jerry. If I got Mungo Jerry to fill in for Winters, can we have Winters off? You come in and deal with Mango Jerry, Right? He has to be dead. He's got to get up. Yeah. Mungo Jerry's not alive. Oh. Oh, do I hate. Let's go to the video. Yeah. Don't know. Turn your eyes away. Is Mungo Jerry still alive? What are they. What do you think? You say, no, Brady, there's no way he's still alive. I'm saying he's alive. You think Mungo Jerry's here? Still alive. Still alive. Well, we can if we can get him. I get Winters on you fast. Yeah. Yes. That's a deal. All right. Well, reconsider. Maybe 54 is a good age to take an entire season off. That's pretty good stuff. Let's get back to our Tater Rat. Was last one. Futuristic Dicks, Warm Jelly, Dead Gene and the Dogs. I think we all know what that one was. Gene Hackman's house. So we were talking about Gene Hackman and his dogs. And somebody with good band name instead. Gene and his dogs. Caleb Shovel. Oh, is that for Shriner? That's gotta be. Yeah, it says talking about the dude that killed the Chihuahua with a shovel. And a listener suggested the guy might have been Caleb from Shriners. I don't remember. Caleb Shovel. Gacy's crawl space. That's a classic stepdaddy to a Negro. Oh, it's Ms. Pat. That's not us. Ms. Pat was on the show talking about Shannon Sharp's situation and she said that. So then we laughed hysterically. Said goodbye, ass cheeks of a fat person. Holy water dunk tank. Not bad. Talking about a movement to repeal the 19th Amendment and a cat grandma's. I need more details of what we were talking about there because that sounds horrible. Dude, soup in the meat tube. Oh, that's a class. That was. Brett was stuck in a room with a bunch of different bands doing interviews at you fest. Dude, soup in a meat tube. Caramel swordfish. Talking about all the wet old ladies blowing bubbles at the Engelbert Humperdinck concert in town. We also, in that same conversation, came up with Damp granny. Damp granny. I'm going to circle. That's my favorite. I want a concert shirt of that dabbling in dick water period. Talking about an Airbnb owner that rented a house to someone and didn't provide water. And Toledo mixed up his words when asking a question. And water period just occurred. We're in May now. Gay pox. Too handicapped to hit. We're only in May. I like that one. Too handicapped to hit. Is telling a story. When I would go full handicap with Brady. When we would go, he said a piece of pizza joint. But it was Costco to get pizza. Frolicking grandparents. Corpse cloud. Boy meat in your belly. Corpse cloud. Corpse cloud's good. There's a new documentary about a corrupt mortician that was burning bodies. That was back in June. July. We've got boy meat in your belly. Grandma. Clam or clam drippings. Talking about the time before women had hygiene. Hygiene products. I can see that. At a music festival. Vaginal do over. When women were getting their hymen surgically redone. Al Qaeda erection. Sex bait. Grandkids. Misbehaving. Monks adjacent. Racism. Which is what we think. Brett laughs at all the time. Things that sound racist but aren't. And he finds it hysterical. Falsified corporate wokeness. That's an indie band. Unexpected dildos. Rogue dildos. Chucking dildos. John the flying dildos. That was when they were throwing dildos out onto the WNBA floor. Filth pie. Grandpa discharge. New grandma Ozempic Vulva. Hitler's kidney. Someone asked if Brady would take Hitler's kidney. That was three days before the surgery. Spunk. Sponge sack counts. Non consensual urination. Mom Sop socks. Marcy's Little Debbie's. All right. I don't like this. John talking about being on vacation and Marcy and Dan having hotel bathroom section coming out half chubbed. I remember that now. Marcy's Little Debbies came out. Yeah. Hollow the nostrils swallowing device. Fast back in the long boobs. Missed the veg Friday was national in October. National Veggies sprinkler day for veg misters at the grocery store. And ironically it was also Cerebral Palsy Day. And you missed that. Remember Thriller told us about that. And Bray didn't call the day out and he just went with veg Mr. At the grocery store. Missed the veg. Zombie bullhorn. Gore orphanage. Ooh, that's a good Marcus band. Coke and nuns. Vag Bay Soul Jerk Sweet and feces. Gray yolk. Then we get into November. We're getting closer. Violent oral sex or vos Presidential daisy chain. Homeless anus, Chunk of Bill. Anal asphyxiation, Teen kidneys, Vaginal emergency. And finally just a week or so ago, baby Death blow. These are 2025's band names of the year. And it's hard to top the very first one. I mean, right out of the gates, we. We hammered you over the head with a gem like Double Gypsy Butthole. So if you're starting a band, there they are. The. The band names of 2025. And we thank you. That is Devin Reek for doing that for us. Every year I have another guy who is. He's putting together all the times that he got in the car and the first words he heard and he's like, I'm trying. It's. I wrote him down as best I could, but it's not good. Like, yeah, I can't imagine a lot of explaining. But if you're a band and you're like, what do call. We call ourselves. I liked Moisten the Dolphin. I liked definitely Double Gypsy Butthole and Gutter Pie is good. Buffy has shingles is good. We got a lot of good ones. Digital Mexican Gore Orphans. Is that what it was? What was it? Yeah, what was? The orphans. One caramel swordfish is solid too. And it looks just jumps off a page. Dead Gene and the dogs is solid. Yeah. Gore Orphanage Dude. Soup in a meat Tube is pretty good. Dude, soup in a meat tube is great. Mom. Sop socks. Marcy's, Little Debbie's just to make me uncomfortable forever. Yeah. Where'd the. Where did the. Yeah, I can't find it. Anyway, thank you very much to all of us. And I want to put it on a marquee. We got Amy down the hall, said she's going to try to make a poster like it's a festival show. So I'm going to give her that list. And 2025, put that giant up 2025 band names and then just have a clown holding, like banners. And they're all band names that we picked. So 2025. Wrapping her up with that. It's a beautiful thing. Tomorrow, I believe we'll name the Frank Caliendo s Heel of the year award. I think that's great. The Nathan Sutherland man of the Year. Can't believe it's all over. Crazy. It's 854. We got the hot releases coming up next. 98 merry effing holidays from the Big Red Radio. Hello, I'm here during the lunch rush with Janice, who owns her own food truck. Best cheesesteaks in town. Janice traded up to Geico Commercial auto insurance for her food truck business. We're here where she needs us most. They sure are. We make it so easy for her to save with customized coverage that grows with her business. Sorry. I just get so emotional talking about saving folks money. Not this onion I'm chopping. It's just so beautiful. Oh, yeah, nice. The onion. Get a commercial auto insurance quote today@geico.com and see how much you could save. It feels good to Geico Holmberg's morning sickness. Before we get on with the hot releases. Donovan has fired over his game. He played with us all year long, so end of the year stuff is fun. Donovan said, every time I got in the car and you guys were in the middle of something, I wrote down the first phrase I heard. So sometimes he'd tune in. There was a, you know, a song or commercial or whatever. But whenever it was us talking, he wrote down the first thing he heard. Every morning. It's usually early in the morning at the beginning of the year. We talked about my out of context. Just tuned in quotes. Here's the list I made this year. Most are you, except for when I quote accordingly. So if you're. If there's no name next to it, it was John. Everybody else, I gave credit. All right, so he started back in January with HMS Bottom. With confidence was the first thing he heard. And Brett had said that and said one time, he tuned in, said, I'd eat the Crunch Berries out of that ass. Guess who said that. That's Brady. Oh, I figured that was you. That was the Caliper. The video. Oh, we know what it was. We know what it was. Yeah, we can. We can do the math of it. This one said they just sat there and went up and down. Brett, you can roll that penis. Brady. I want to see a movie called Dr. Jerk off and Mr. Hard. It was mine. The next few are just. I remember that one. Yeah. When a camel bites a fat lady, you just can't look away. You'd fart on that cake, Brady. This is the first thing he heard as he tuned in. This is a great, classy show. For me, it's the abuse. That's funny. She gave herself blue balls. He's very crippled and banging my mom. Janis Joplin panties. Hiroshima was safer. I wish I'd have tuned that out. That's not for substance. That's for sexy time. You'd eat prison ass before eating a vegetable. That was for Brady by Brett. I would drink snake semen. KDKB likes to suck on sports sticks. Brady, if a Mexican charges at you, you can poke him with a shovel. We have to have boundaries with my wiener. That's the only way I'll eat community food, is if you raped me. I jerked off the boxing, Elena. Well, that's just true. I. Bonus holes all over my house. Don't even know what that is. That's how I start my morning. Singapore dick slug. I don't remember that one. I don't either. All right, we get pictures of my ass online. As requested. I had. Did something bite me in the ass this year? What? Did I have a picture? Was it this year that I got a bite? Oh, that weird spider bite that. I wasn't sure. She's really cute. If you discount the mutilated genitals, Matt might be the one that was in the. The top 10. That lady with the suction. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Because she wasn't bad. That's right. Nothing cooler than mother and daughter in their sexy underpants. Brady. I know, ladies. Visible dicks in the air isn't funny. Brett, you can trust people with terminal. You can't trust people with terminal cancer. Well, I. That's actually like a. That's a fortune cookie. I'd open that and be like, you know, there's some truth to that. What do they have to lose not to jump In. But Dexter says, hey, did Donovan catch? How about surprise abortion? Well, that's. That's your thing. That's your first thing in. He didn't. You. I'm sure you guys were. Not everyone shared the very first. This isn't how we started the show. I can't imagine my grandmother's vagina being something I'd fight for. That had to be yours. Well, why? Because you would fight for yours. I'm fighting for my nana. I would be more than happy to punch your 14 year old son in the face. That's me. And Brett probably was too. We were high fiving. I'm sure you'd be more surprised by the size of Beth's dick that you wouldn't tell anyone if you gave her a tug. I don't know what that is. If it's not a newborn, don't drain your eggs on it. Who was that? That was me. Still don't know what we were saying. I don't know if this is gay, but my erection says it could be. Only radio station in Phoenix that's currently playing gay porn on the air. That's from me. Take that, kdkb. That's from Brett. I think it's classier to not talk about Diddy's penis. It'd be a blessing if my butt fell out. Brady, giving teenagers alcohol is a surefire way to have fun. Who drew me? I stand by that. Have you ever seen an infant's penis? What a strong anus. Good luck raping me. Be like sticking it in a wood chipper. Let's get these wieners flying around the room. It's like a woman. It's. If it's got a flaw, throw it away, Brett. I just woke up. What am I gonna do today? Oh, yeah. Bang. Metallica. I don't know what that is. That hot chick has a wiener and she knows what to do with it. I'm gonna F your bacon butt. Come on. It should be on your Christmas cards, Brady. If you have three in your hand, you feel like a man. Do you want the game room or not? Now make fun of this crippled man. Oh, that was during the. We were making fun of poor als. Matt. I paid a guy to finger me once. I said it, but I didn't mean it. Stabbed him in the anus on tv. It's not God, it's China. Her vagina barnacle is really getting it done. Vaginas are like a box of Cracker Jacks. You never know what surprise you're gonna find inside. I'm Gonna blow your boyfriend give me 14 inches of dick. Well done, Brady. Oh, my God. I left him alone in the chicken room. These are non sequiturs, people. And if you're just tuning in, it's get. It's double. It's like Inception. Things that this guy heard when he first turned the radio on all year long. She's a West side maid who's unemployed. She must have just given birth a few hours ago. She kind of looks like Cindy Crawford, but with gigantic nipples. I did want to wreck just not her sheets with blood and pus. Congratulations, Brady. Wow, Nice kill there. Brady, you're gonna get hit by a flying lady. Oh, no. This is gonna end in rape. Not again. You're making it all sexual. I'm making it a science experiment. Cancer is like my dick. Hand jobs change friendships. That's the one I'm most proud of. That was just a couple weeks ago. Hand jobs change friendship. If your dad was in the room, you'd keep your thumb out of your ass. And that's my. That's my stance on religion. If you truly believe God was watching, you'd never put your thumb in your ass. And yet so many of us do. And then say after a touchdown, we point to the sky like, he's always watching. He's not always watching. That's beautiful. Thank you very much. Donovan. What a great recap of 2025 that was. The band names Non Sequitur Theater. I love every second of it. The Hot Releases. We'll get you some Christmas music for the holidays for the family. Maybe some Hanukkah AI. We'll get that together. Hot Releases. Coming up next, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.