12-17-25 - Once Again Brady Answered His Door For A Solicitor And This Time He Tried To Help Him Get His CDL As We Tell Him Again To Stop

Summary

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode Summary: “Brady’s Door Answering Saga & The Quest for a CDL”

Original Air Date: December 17, 2025
Host Panel: John Holmberg (C), Brady Bogen (D), Bret Vesely (A), Dick Toledo (E), plus panel banter from others (F, G)

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Episode Overview

This lively episode centers on the recurring issue of Brady Bogen’s inability to refuse door-to-door solicitors, culminating in an extended, comical debate after Brady spent over an hour with a young magazine salesman. The team chides Brady for not only engaging with the solicitor but also for trying to help the kid get his Commercial Driver's License (CDL). The conversation humorously explores Brady's over-the-top helpfulness, his susceptibility to scams, and how his behavior "keeps door-to-door sales alive." The incident is used as a springboard for a wider roast of door knockers, neighborhood etiquette, and the comically absurd outcomes of excessive niceness.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Brady’s Latest Solicitor Situation

• The Story: Brady answers his door to a magazine salesman and ends up attempting to give him career advice, specifically on getting a CDL.
  • “No, it was an hour and a half.” – Brady (D), on how long he spent with the solicitor.
    [03:17]
  • “He wants a CDL license. I’m like, there’s a lot of trucks.” – Brady (D) [03:02]
• Panel’s Reaction:
  • John and the crew are incredulous that Brady spent so long with the visitor, going so far as to offer drinks and chat about career advice.
  • “You’re the reason these things still exist, don’t you?” – John (C) [02:58]
• Moral: Brady’s inability to say no is framed as perpetuating unwanted door-to-door sales.

2. Roasting Brady’s Helpfulness

• The team mockingly proposes making 2026 Brady's year of not answering the door.

  • “2026 is the year we either come over there and take that screen away from me.” – John (C) [05:45]

• John and panel riff on how they avoid solicitors:

  • John stands with a “mug” in the window and just stares at roofers or solicitors until they leave.
    [05:04]
  • “If more people were like me and didn’t answer the door, there’d be less people going to doors.” – John (C) [03:40]

• Brady defends himself, saying he just likes to help and thought the kid was legitimate:

  • “Because I think he was legitimate. He wanted to get a job.” – Brady (D) [04:23]

3. Running Gags: CDL Licenses for Everyone!

• The entire crew keeps coming back to Brady’s attempt to steer the solicitor into trucking:
  • “He asked, are you going to help me?” – John (C) [04:17]
  • “I said, why don’t you go do that?” – Brady (D) [09:53]
• Anytime someone imagines a random visitor asking anything, someone says, “I can help with that!”
  • “You were so desperate for a buddy, you lied to him and said I can help you with truck driving school. You’re the dumbest person right now.” – John (C) [21:27]

4. Danger & Neighborhood Commentary

• The group jokes about safety concerns and how Brady is a perfect target for scammers.
  • “You’re a target. Do not answer the door.” – John (C) [09:12]
• Running joke about Brady eventually winding up in a dangerous situation due to his friendliness, e.g. losing a kidney:
  • “You’re going to wake up in a bathtub, your other kidney is going to come out.” – John (C) [08:20]

5. Past 'Helpful Brady' Stories

• They recount an earlier incident where Brady gave money to a supposed stranded motorist, only to watch him solicit someone else across the street.
  • “Brady goes, you didn’t have a pregnant daughter. Give me my money back.” – John (C) [17:31]
  • “The guy hands him four singles.” [17:34]

6. Social Satire and Increased Absurdity

• The panel lampoons door-to-door magazine sales ("Ebony, Jet magazine" gags), outdated career advice, and the “Blind Side” effect—pretending Brady wants to turn every lost soul into a trucker or success story.
  • “Are you looking for a Blind Side thing to happen here where they make a movie about you because you took in a troubled negro?” – John (C) [11:51]
  • “[Brady as social helper] If it was a savage, it was a savage.” – Brady (D) [23:20]
• Imagined scenarios escalate: giving out keys, alarm codes, truck driving school pamphlets, and impromptu charity.
  • “If I’m not here, here’s the key.” – F [22:33]
  • “My room’s over there. The safe is 10 right, 13 left.” – F [22:46]

7. Panel’s Resolution

• The consensus is clear: Brady is the last neighbor in Arizona who genuinely engages solicitors—and it must stop.
  • “2026, the year you knock it off with the door answering.” – John (C) [18:31]
  • “He can’t not love a new friend. Even a drug addled magazine salesman in the 2025.” – John (C) [18:41]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Brady’s endless hospitality:

  • “You answered the door. You’ve got to stop. The screen door has to end. ...You’re the reason why they keep knocking on doors.” – John (C) [03:26]

• On taking the ‘helping’ too far:

  • “You went and got drinks for him.” – F [09:41]
  • “He’s become best friends with him.” – John (C) [09:45]

• On unconsciously escalating the situation:

  • “I wrote my name and number on a card.” – Brady (D) [22:10]
  • “And said thank you so much, Beth. …If not I’m not here. Here’s the key.” – F [22:16–22:34]

• On absurd career advice:

  • “I can help with that.” – Multiple, recurring [Throughout, 09:03, 21:39, etc.]
  • “How many wheels on an 18 wheeler?” – John (C) [21:39]

• On safety:

  • “I'm the safest guy in this neighborhood.” – Brady (D) [07:07]
  • “You’re training Kirby to get beat up by somebody.” – John (C) [09:01]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• [02:58] – Why Brady is "the reason" door-to-door scams persist
• [03:17–04:23] – Brady details the interaction and tries to justify his lengthy talk
• [05:45] – Panel proposes 2026 as Brady’s year to stop opening the door
• [08:06] – John admonishes Brady for calling the salesman "son"
• [09:41] – Brady admits to offering the salesman a soda
• [11:01] – Suggestion to buy Brady a "No Soliciting" sign
• [17:31] – Flashback to the "pregnant daughter" scam and getting the money back
• [18:31] – The clarion call: “2026, the year you knock it off...”
• [21:27–22:46] – Bit extends to Brady handing out his address and safe codes
• [23:20] – Joking about domestication and savages
• [24:03] – Panel requests AI mockup video of Brady as a truck-driving instructor

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Tone and Language

The episode balances radio-morning-show roast humor, classic buddy banter, and tongue-in-cheek social satire. John drives most of the ribbing, often in mock exasperation. Brady is the good-natured (but often oblivious) target, providing fertile ground for callbacks and inside jokes.

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Conclusion

This episode plays as a comedic intervention for Brady Bogen’s “door answering” compulsion, packed with quick-witted panel banter, hilarious dramatization, and sharp satirical commentary on neighborly boundaries and scams. Fans of the show will recognize the endearing dynamic, while new listeners will get a taste of why "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" holds a top spot in Arizona's radio comedy landscape.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[C]

It's John Holmberg here and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and doughns.com. i got a call from Doug the other day thanking me for leading so many of you guys his direction. He told me a story of a listener who had been through quite an ordeal and had a house they absolutely had to sell to feel like they were getting back to a normal place in life. You just never know when simple business transactions can actually change someone's life. So you want to deal with somebody great. TV's Doug Hopkins. That's your guy. So if you want to sell your house, start the process right now [e-mail] or grab that phone and sing. Still streaming Homur's morning sickness online at 98kupd.com wow. How about that? It's 9 o' clock already and I don't even know what to do next. It's going to be good stuff, though. Promise you. Do we do the. Do we do the squares to close out?

[D]

Up to you.

[E]

How you feeling?

[C]

Feeling pretty good. We'll have to. We'll have to figure that out. Okay. It reminds me though, those people are like Brady's poop plug story makes me made people angry that he bought it. So I'm getting a lot of emails about people who need you to send them some money real quick. They've got the money. They'll pay it back. They just need it real quick because their cards are. They left their cards in the hotel room. They can't get in and they need you.

[D]

Don't proud of me.

[C]

Yesterday afternoon you turned somebody down.

[D]

Yep. Magazine salesman what they're saying about that's done.

[C]

No, it's a robbery.

[D]

Yeah. Sir, I need 20,000 hours of community.

[C]

You're doing an accident.

[D]

You're doing a van Community service. Trying to do that. No, you got the van. Pimp drops off the plebes, they go around the neighborhood. You're with a bad company. Because I. And I briefly told him the story that I did those magazines years ago, and I reached out to the company in Las Vegas, said, I want my money back. And they. Yeah, they mailed it back.

[C]

Well, that was hard. You shouldn't have been doing that.

[E]

You took the extra step of telling him a story.

[D]

I did.

[C]

Because I'm like, you're answering your did.

[D]

I mean, come on.

[C]

Answered the door to tell us. First off, why'd you do that?

[D]

Because the.

[C]

It's a beautiful day, and the dogs.

[D]

Hang out and the sun comes through in the afternoon. So they're sitting there, and then all of sudden they go crazy.

[C]

You have sun in your backyard, and.

[D]

They'Re barking, yelling at him, stop it. So I go over there, and there.

[C]

He'S answering the door. You're the reason these things still exist, don't you?

[D]

Anyway, he wants a CDL license. I'm like, there's a lot of trucks.

[C]

Why are you the guy he told that to?

[E]

And how do you know this much information?

[D]

As I said, he's with the. You're. You're wasting your time with this.

[C]

Speaking of wasting your time, you spent 40 minutes with this kid?

[D]

No, it was an hour and a half.

[C]

It was the same as the time I went by and, like, Brady's got a hot stripper on his lap.

[F]

And I heard, do you need a ride anywhere? You shouldn't be doing this.

[C]

I'm like, oh, no, he's helping her. You answer the door. You've got to stop. The screen door has to end. This has to end. Because these people. You're the reason why they keep knocking on doors.

[A]

If more people don't know what Kenny and Laser are doing.

[C]

If more people were like me and didn't answer the door, there'd be less people going to doors. I don't know what this roofing thing that's going on in the community is now. Yeah, that's a non. And you answer for it. You know what you need to do? 2026. 2026. There's people calling you right now, probably asking for money for magazines.

[D]

Well, I gotta remember the guy's name.

[A]

You got solar yet?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

How much solar?

[C]

2026. Brady is your year of telling people through the screen.

[F]

Not interested.

[D]

I did.

[C]

No, you didn't. You gotta know what to talk about.

[D]

I told him through the screen. We were there for, you know, five minutes.

[C]

You talked about CDL license.

[D]

You're going to help me. Yeah.

[E]

Four minutes and 59 seconds too long.

[C]

He asked, are you going to help me?

[D]

I said, yeah, I will.

[E]

Why?

[D]

Because I think he was legitimate. He wanted to get a job.

[C]

You are not hiring.

[D]

I know. I go, there's. There's a ton of companies out there I bet you that would hire you.

[B]

But you.

[C]

Why are you the one that's helping.

[D]

That get him away from huggy Bear.

[C]

What is wrong with you?

[A]

Oh, man.

[C]

Stop answering the door. You tell people when they walk up.

[F]

You're making the dogs nuts.

[C]

Walk away.

[F]

Not interested.

[C]

I need a trucking license, sir. Well, let me help you with that. What are you. You don't know anything about. Stop answering your door. Even when it's open. I stand in an open window and look at people at my front door. I'm just like, go, the roof. I have a roof. Go on. No, you're gonna roof him off. You go.

[E]

You don't drink coffee, but are you sitting there sipping?

[C]

I. I have literally stood in that window and stared at a guy mug. Yeah, just stand. What do you want roofing? No. Well, I'm scared of talking. No, I have. Look up. It's there. I have a roof. I've got one already. Go. Off you go.

[D]

That was four days ago.

[C]

The CD is the roofing.

[D]

Yeah, you're.

[C]

And you answered on your neighbor's house.

[D]

Yeah, you are. All right, let me call my neighbor. Are they working on your house?

[C]

You got more people in the way. You are not that hard ass about it. You, you.

[A]

This guy.

[C]

This guy. Nobody's buying this new character.

[F]

You get off my porch there.

[D]

It's over, John.

[C]

2026 is the year we either come over there and take that screen away from me.

[D]

I'm not talking to people.

[C]

No, it isn't about that. It stop answering the door. You're the problem. You're why it still exists. If we all stopped answering the door, they would go away. They'd have to come up with a new method. But the more people that answer, the more they're like, okay, almost had that one on the hook. If more people stopped answering the door. In the day and age of text, if you're coming over unexpected, doorbell rings are always bad.

[E]

You never sitting in this neighborhood, chief.

[C]

You never ever.

[D]

Kenny has to sign Up. I should be doing that.

[C]

You never would. Never put that up.

[G]

No way.

[A]

Break your heart.

[C]

Are you kidding? Your heart would fall.

[D]

I have truckers welcomed.

[C]

That's why CDL license tests inside. I know you saw a black kid at the door.

[F]

Like, maybe he's selling barbecue.

[C]

I know why you got excited.

[D]

Someone needs to welcome them and Gilbert.

[C]

No, they don't. No, it's on this. It's in the town charter. Don't welcome them and Gilbert. It says welcome to Gilbert, but not them. It's on the sign. It's why you guys moved there, because everybody looks like your pod people. Gilbert, pod people are pod people. You all answer the door like they're gonna win a prize. Nobody rings your doorbell unexpectedly in 2026. Especially without. It's never good news. It's never a good thing.

[D]

I said, lincoln, you're gonna be. I'm the safest guy in this neighborhood.

[C]

See, his name is Lincoln.

[A]

No, he's calling Lincoln Hawk from over the top.

[C]

Bottom line is you've never once come into work and said, I'm so glad I answered the door to that stranger yesterday. I'm a millionaire. They're asking for money. Or somehow or another got you involved in. Can you help me get my CDL license? You bet.

[F]

Dquan.

[C]

My name is Jeff. I don't know why you said that.

[F]

I assumed it.

[D]

Roosevelt. Let me tell you something.

[C]

Look, you just. 2026 is Brady's year to stop answering his front door. You are a problem. You stand out there with roofers and magazine sales.

[D]

This year it was maybe four times.

[C]

No, it wasn't.

[D]

Year.

[C]

Freddy was twice in last week. You didn't do it two more times. Stop it. It's the annoying taking season, too. You don't want to be on the other side of that.

[D]

That's right. That's why I went down, told him, son, you're with the wrong company.

[C]

First off, don't call him his son. That's not going to go over well. Might as well just say, boy, you're terrible. Second, stop answering.

[D]

I opened up that.

[C]

No, stop answering the door. Oh, I wanted to help him. You're going to get your kidney. You're going to wake up in a bathtub, your other kidney is going to come out.

[F]

I needed that one.

[E]

You just got to hope that they go with the scar side. Oh, he's already lost.

[F]

Ah, nuts. Took the other one.

[D]

Cool face, tattoos.

[F]

Never, ever answer the door.

[C]

I'm selling Ebony, Jet magazine.

[F]

That's still a thing.

[C]

Come in. All right, look, at my artwork, answering the door.

[D]

I'm watching the Jeffersons right now.

[C]

2026 is the day. January 1st, that you're RGL. You no longer answer the door. You're training Kirby to get beat up by somebody.

[D]

No one was home but me, right?

[C]

And okay, old man, one kidney sitting there by himself. You're a target. Do not answer the door. You're done with that.

[E]

John, come on now. Us door knockers love Brady. He's a perfect customer.

[C]

Of course he's a victim. Next time, end up talking about a CDL license to the guy who's trying to sell you Fishing and Stream magazine.

[D]

He didn't get that far.

[C]

Did you hold the clipboard and look? Did you feign interest for a second? You liar. You liar.

[D]

I did hand him a soda.

[F]

He went and got drinks for him.

[D]

Yeah. I said, you walk in the neighborhood, you want something to drink?

[C]

Oh, my God. Why don't you just blow him soda? He's become best friends with him. And then how did the CDL license talk come up?

[D]

I said, what does he want to do? You're wasting your time doing this. He's like, I'd like to get my CDL license. Why don't you go do that?

[E]

Why do you minister to them?

[C]

Why are you doing that?

[D]

I like to help people.

[C]

No, you don't.

[D]

Okay?

[C]

You don't.

[E]

You didn't help.

[C]

Well, you don't like helping people. I've been sure.

[F]

No, no, no.

[C]

You know, Then go out and help them.

[D]

That's what I said I was going to do.

[C]

No, you answer the door when they show up. If help. If somebody needs help comes to your house, you might. You're not going to have to help people. Like, if you don't pull over on the side of the road over here and put it.

[D]

Not everyone.

[C]

The guys that come to your house. Enough of that. You're hurting all the rest of us by doing that. Because you continue the tradition of banging on doors. If. If we have one answering. That's hope for the door bangers. We want them to. We want that to die. 2026, the year the death to the door banger. Like, I'd like my dad, when he stayed at my rental house, knock on the door. What is he. What's he answer to? Huh? So my girlfriend's broke both my phones, and they inside lock me out, and they're accusing me of rape. My dad's like, that's it. Get off my porch. That's what happens when he answered the door. Go away.

[A]

We should get him a no soliciting sign for Christmas.

[C]

And how are you helping? How long it stays with a CDL license? Talk. You can't help him with that other than just say, go get them. Go get snowman tiger. You're not helping anybody get a CDL license. If you really wanted to help him, you'd have driven him down there to the DMV and said, how do. How does my new friend get a cdl?

[D]

There's some companies that will. Will help you get the cdl.

[C]

Who?

[D]

There's some trucking companies will say, you want to be that need.

[C]

Right.

[E]

And if I'm at your door and you said that to me, I would say, who? And you would say, I don't know.

[D]

I said, I'll make a couple of calls. You what?

[A]

God.

[C]

You'Re gonna get raped and I'm gonna giggle at it because you've asked for it. You would make a couple of CDL calls for this guy.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

You're his ambition now.

[D]

No, I don't think.

[C]

And then you're gonna follow up. Are you looking for a blind side thing to happen here where they make a movie about you because you took in a troubled negro? That's really what this. This is. This is guilt from Columbus back when you used to take in.

[D]

I wish I would have met you 10 years ago. I would have adopted you.

[G]

This is.

[C]

Yeah, you look like a defensive end. This could have worked out for me.

[G]

Mary Effing Holidays. From the Big Red radio.

[C]

It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness. And it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of My Home Group and Doug Hopkins dot com. Have you ever thought to yourself, I'm going to sell my house? Of course you have. And one reason or another, you just didn't do it. Probably because it's a hassle when you try to make a real estate deal. What if I could? You can sell that house the day after you say the words, I want to sell my house. Doug's been at this for over 25 years, and that's why he's still on top of the Hill. TVs Doug Hopkins can handle everything. Won't move the price or you get $5,000. What do you do? Start the process right now@doug hopkins.com or grab the phone and sing.

[G]

All right, HMS Podcast. Time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Head north to Desert Ridge to catch Chris Turner from AGT and Heather Posternach perform in Tempe at the improv. You've got Matt Fre and local girl Jesse Jet ski Johnson doing their sets. And downtown at stand up live, enjoy the comedy of Timmy no breaks Lunel and Jay Farrow entertaining you this week. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempyimprov.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[D]

This is back left handed because your.

[C]

Parents used to let minorities stay in the house and the family got a ton of attention for being so brave in upper Arlington.

[D]

Well, I did offer them. You need a place to stay.

[C]

Yeah. Unbelievable. And yet he's still not allowed to date. Kirby.

[E]

Can you call your boy Dr. Fixler and tell him we've got him down?

[C]

Oh, my God. Gonna make a couple of calls. Who's the first call you make for a CDL license?

[D]

Kenworth.

[C]

Okay, what's the number? Because you gotta go to the Internet with this guy and he can do all this on his own. Get off my porch. You say that's it.

[E]

Does it feel like you clued him into something that he didn't know about?

[D]

No.

[C]

Did you keep. Did you exchange numbers so you can follow up on whether or not he quit the magazine sales?

[D]

I got his pager number.

[C]

Did you? Did you really?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You did?

[D]

No.

[C]

Oh, it doesn't surprise me if you did.

[E]

John, I'm now convinced that Brady didn't actually need his kidney removed. I think it was a solar guy that came to the door, convinced him that it was time to remove it in order order to get something in his garage.

[F]

You really want to sell Sol your whole life?

[C]

No, sir. I'd like to be a kidney transplant specialist.

[F]

Well, let me help you with that.

[D]

You've come to the right place.

[C]

Yeah. Stop answering the door. Do you have the box checked on door dashes to just leave it?

[D]

Yeah. And upsets me sometimes because it's auto. It's auto marked because you have. You have the. You have the door. The screen door that opens out.

[A]

I think we have the conversation.

[D]

Put that down there.

[C]

That's right.

[D]

And you can't open the door because you plow over the stuff. So you gotta go.

[C]

Supposed to put a little table.

[D]

Garage. Yeah. So now I get a little spot.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

We have a recording of Brady at the front door.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It was a scene right here on the ring cam.

[C]

Maybe I can learn how to be a truck driver. Matt, have you had the number that truck driving school we saw on tv?

[D]

Truck master.

[E]

I think it Is I might have.

[C]

Need that.

[D]

Writing that down.

[F]

There's truck driving schools and also come in. Let's work on my Internet. You can help me fix my IP address and help me pay some bills.

[E]

Brady, it's been this year alone. Didn't you see that video of the dude with a gun knocking at the door in Wisconsin called home invasion?

[C]

You don't answer your door anymore. Just don't stop it. Just yell through the screen what I did. No, you didn't. You got up and you stood at the screen. I'm saying stay in your seat and go, what do you want?

[A]

You have a blink camera you can just talk through. Or that through that you don't even need to answer. And you can see him.

[D]

I was right. The reason I was in the kitchen waiting. Mine set up. The dogs went crazy, right?

[C]

You're making the dogs nuts. Go away. Yeah, without talking about magazines. Are you kidding me? Go away. People calling the police.

[A]

People want to know if you stop and give panhandlers money and stop lights and stuff.

[C]

I doubt that's right.

[D]

Maybe I should change.

[C]

No, just give them. Give him CDL license.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

He ministers to him. He says, you know where you can get a job?

[F]

This isn't doing you any good.

[D]

Get in.

[F]

I'm gonna get you into a program over there at the truck driving school.

[D]

Last one. The last time I did that was the one where we got the money back.

[C]

Well, we made you get the money.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What happened with that?

[C]

Some guy. We were at a lunch once and Brady was driving and this guy was bugging all of us as we get out of the car. And he says, I got my fan belt broken. That was the worst story I've ever heard. My wife's pregnant. She's giving birth right there at Desert Samaritan. I got to get down there and I got my fan belts down. I need to go across street to the autozone. And Brady whips out a fiver, I think, and hands him five bucks. Why don't you give him money? And we give Brady a bunch of grief like that. And we see him across the street and he's telling somebody. I'm like, he's not going to the hospital at five bucks or to the autozone to get us.

[D]

I'm watching him.

[C]

Yeah, I was driving, right?

[D]

I'm gonna watch. Let's find out. This guy goes over across the street to the fries to get the fan belt.

[C]

He does not through the fries. And we're like, he did? We told you he's not gonna. He's gonna go get your money back. And we drove over him. Look at him. And he's standing there, griffin, somebody else.

[F]

And Brady goes, you didn't have a pregnant daughter. Give me my money back.

[C]

The guy hands him four singles.

[A]

They made a buck.

[C]

Made a buck. And then he said, I kept the last dollar. Freddie drove over like, we got the money back. Stop giving them money.

[D]

Contacts. Another dude that had a cell phone.

[A]

Not buying a fan belt for five bucks anyway.

[G]

Exactly.

[C]

Well, Brady's just giving jumps. He likes to help people jump.

[D]

He said specific. I. I need $3 to buy a fan belt.

[C]

He said, I need to. I got K N short. Yeah, I want a K N product. And it's a little heavier than the generic.

[A]

Brady, I need help. Can I. I mean, can I borrow a generator for a couple days?

[C]

Exactly. Now that guy would have been hilarious if he went and put that generator in front of Brady's door and Brady couldn't leave.

[D]

Live and learn.

[C]

No.

[A]

You just.

[G]

Went in Rome.

[C]

When in Rome.

[F]

My first generator.

[E]

I landed out.

[C]

Well, I'm under a bridge. I'm just saying things now.

[A]

Anyway.

[C]

2026, the year you knock it off with the door answering. And if I do do sell it.

[A]

I know what's the fan. What's the fanduel odds on that? Zero.

[C]

He can't not love a new friend. Even a drug addled magazine Salesman in the 2025.

[F]

Oh, God.

[C]

Hi, my name is Lamont and I am selling meaningless, useless magazines and periodicals from the 90s because they don't even print them anymore.

[F]

Is this what you want to do with your life?

[C]

No, sir. I'd like to drive trucks.

[F]

I can help with that.

[C]

Really?

[D]

No, really.

[E]

I picture the shock on the guy's face.

[D]

I didn't expect. Yes.

[F]

I run a truck driving school.

[D]

Oh, I've got to go.

[C]

You what? And he got back into that van and went. That mother tried to send me to truck driving school. Dumbass cracker. Did he buy magazines? Ain't nobody buying any magazines. I just gotta lay the land. We'll come back at night when sleepy grandpa's in bed. He go to bed before sun go down. And he keeps the screen door open all day. You can just peep and he can't see us. Peep right in. His dogs is crazy though. We gotta stop them dogs. We gotta bring hot dogs and stuff next time.

[D]

They're great. And they coco and catch. Sat right next to me. Ready to go.

[C]

Yeah, they were ready to just attack. That's great. Release the hounds, Mr. Did you get that?

[D]

Get that dog magazine. No, I'm not.

[C]

That's it. All right. Well, thank you for that, Brady. I didn't expect that to be the story we went with. I was going to tell another one.

[D]

About one more thing.

[C]

Oh no. What happened?

[D]

The Wiener Mobile is going to be in town. We got.

[E]

We went through that.

[A]

Show's over.

[C]

That's it. 40 minutes to go, boys. It's 9:16. We'll do a Rock wars instead. Now that Brady's ruined everything, we have.

[A]

People saying we need SEO of the Year still.

[C]

Oh, that's right. Our SEO lifting. Well, that one goes without saying. I forgot his name, but look it up. It's the dude that smushed that Chihuahua. Outside of that, he's the champion. There was. That was just. I don't remember where it happened. It was awful. That dude needs to be the SEO of the area.

[B]

Right?

[C]

God, I almost forgot all about that. So busy listening to Brady talking to sending kids to truck driving school.

[F]

I'm Brady Bogan, co host of Brady's Morning cup amongst the others. Do you want to drive trucks for a living?

[D]

I do.

[C]

This mother qualified to tell me nothing about no truck driving.

[E]

Only thing better is if you'd hand him station swag.

[F]

Yeah, there's a bandana.

[C]

I want to run track.

[F]

I will coach you.

[C]

Look at me. Really look at me.

[F]

I am a track, I said.

[D]

Let me tell you, Holmes.

[C]

Yeah. What would have been the one thing he could have.

[A]

Excuse me?

[C]

What? Like why did you just spark off that you can help get a truck driver license for him? What profession could he have caught up in the moment?

[D]

John.

[F]

I can do that.

[C]

You were so desperate for a buddy, you lied to him and said I can help you with truck driving school. You're the dumbest person right now.

[F]

I can help with that.

[C]

You have never once how many wheels.

[D]

On an 18 wheeler?

[C]

So I'm gonna need to study some more. You got some nice dogs.

[F]

That's right.

[C]

Tuma. Come on in. I just. I just won't. I just won't. I just want to drive a truck.

[F]

So I can help with that.

[C]

Great. Brady Santini, you can help with that. That's hilarious.

[D]

I wrote my name and number on a card.

[C]

I'm only home from the card.

[D]

And said thank you so much, Beth.

[F]

Here's the better part. I'm not home mornings from about 5 until 2. The house is usually pretty empty so don't come by then.

[C]

Yes, sir. Thank you very much for that superfluous info, mate.

[D]

If not I'm not here. Here's the key.

[F]

If I'm not here.

[C]

There's one under the mat.

[F]

The dog. This one is Kiva Garage. Coco, catch. They really respond to treats, so you won't have to worry. None of them bite. They're good.

[D]

Here's the treat jar.

[F]

My room's over there. The safe is 10 right, 13 left.

[C]

I can help you with that. What profession could he have said where you're like, I got nothing. You were just, I'll help you no matter what he said.

[F]

He's like, let's get you on the ball, then get you out of that pimp truck.

[C]

You want to be that. That lady in the blind side.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[D]

You need something to drink.

[F]

So, you guys, over the holidays, a savage came to my door, and I helped kind of, you know, domesticate him a little bit and get him back into regular life.

[D]

If it was a savage, it was a savage.

[C]

It was a. You saw him as a savage.

[F]

Oh, my. A savage. And, Gilbert, I might take this one in.

[C]

Man, I want to be a podiatrist.

[F]

I can help with that.

[C]

You can't do anything. Stop answering your door anyway. But it's a fun story up until the day you get stabbed in the neck.

[E]

Please tell me one of your listeners has the ability to make an AI video of Brady teaching someone how to.

[C]

Get their CDL going through the questionnaire. So maybe I should read it. It sounds like you're struggling with some of them big words like automobile.

[A]

Like that scene in Taxi where he's.

[C]

Trying to how's the yellow light mean?

[F]

Slow down.

[C]

Anyway, thank you, Brady. That was interesting. Stop answering the door. We'll do Rock wars next. It's 98, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.

[D]

98.

[G]

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