12-18-25 - Beau's Rant And Rave - Women In The Workplace And Equal Pay - w/Calls, Emails And Reacts - BO

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – “Beau's Rant and Rave: Women in the Workplace and Equal Pay” (12-18-25)

Main Theme

This HMS episode spotlights Bo Rhent’s provocative “Rant and Rave” segment, focusing on gender dynamics in the workplace, the controversy around equal pay, and societal double standards about physical/manual labor, parental leave, and gender roles at work. The hosts, callers, and guests offer a raucous, unfiltered mix of humor, mock outrage, sarcasm, debate, and personal anecdotes, resulting in both heated arguments and comedic moments.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bo’s Rant: Women in the Workplace & Equal Pay

• Opening Shot (01:09): Bo is introduced as the “idiot” for this segment, a running inside joke.
• Female Caller’s Complaint:
  • “Women just complain all the time about equality and wanting equal pay for equal work... Who's putting the... bottled water on the water cooler? The men. The women don't.” (01:39)
  • Claim: Women avoid heavy lifting and take more time off for things like maternity leave.
  • Double standard: Men seen as deadbeats if they're not working; women have socially acceptable reasons to take time off (raising kids, pregnancy).
• Bo’s Response:
  • Acknowledges social biases: “Society-wise, men are expected to work.”
  • Satirical pushback on maternity leave: “A woman can just blow it out and then get right back on the horse, huh?” (04:19)
  • Mocks caller: "You're a moron." (04:26)
• Debate escalates: Arguments bounce between humorous exaggerations and genuine points about workplace equity.

2. Call-Ins & Email Reactions

• Supporters & Detractors:
  • Some male listeners (and one sales guy “Hud”) agree with Bo’s complaints about women avoiding certain tasks (05:10).
  • Most emails and calls, especially from women, vehemently oppose Bo and the caller, labeling the arguments outdated, sexist, or just pathetic.
  • “Bo isn’t an idiot, he's a mother effing puss... Bo’s butt hurt because he had to use his beer gut to lift a water bottle...” (05:38 – viewer email)
• Humorous Sexual Commentary:
  • Several listeners note women leverage sexuality in workplace dynamics, teasing that Bo will “never get laid” for his attitude (09:12–10:41).
  • “If you lift water bottle for a girl, then they're going to want to give you the Tang a lot easier...” (06:52)
• Women Respond:
  • Jessica: “I work in an office full of women, and we lift our own water jugs, thank you very much.” (07:41)
  • Amanda: “Bo is beyond an idiot. No wonder he never gets laid... The women in my office put up the water coolers just like the men.” (10:43, 11:01)
  • Retorts about childbirth and leave: “If men had to have children, they'd be off for the entire year.” (08:12)

3. Debate About Roles & Expectations

• Historical Comparisons:
  • One male caller: “In the 1800s, when a woman would give birth, three days later, she's working the homestead again... Women have become soft.” (09:53)
  • Bo retorts with, “Back then, women lived to be like thirty-three, too.”
• Physical Strength & Pay:
  • The discussion often returns, satirically, to whether “lifting the water cooler” should affect equal pay.
  • “Women should be docked pay for not being strong enough to lift the water up onto the thing.” (06:15)

4. Meta-Commentary & Comedy

• Sexual “Bargaining Chip”:
  • Host and callers joke repeatedly about sex being used as a currency or threat in workplace gender arguments.
• Hyperbolic Scenarios:
  • Jokes about men asking for “dog-ternity” leave or needing time off for “big dump” injuries (03:04, 08:20).
• Signature HMS Banter:
  • Sarcasm, friendly roasting, and a chaotic blend of humor and “shock jock” banter.

5. Celebrity Segment: Tila Tequila Interview

• Tone Shift (12:13): Show pivots to a tongue-in-cheek interview with Tila Tequila, mixing standard interview questions with irreverent, often absurd queries.
• Highlights:
  • Tila plugs her blog and music.
  • The interviewers clown with repeated references to surgery, sexual orientation, and her reality career, rarely taking the conversation seriously.
  • “Would you have sex with a hermaphrodite?” (15:01)
  • Tila lobs back with snappy, unfazed responses, rolling with the show’s chaotic tone.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Equal Pay & Labor
  • Female Caller: “If they want equal pay, they should do equal work... You don’t get your special pregnancy time. Pop the kid out and then get your ass back to work.” (03:55)
  • Bo: “That’s an argument from you... This is completely the way a woman...” (04:15)
• Comedy Interjection
  • Bo: “I took two weeks off because I had a big dump once. It's true.” (08:20)
  • Amanda: “No wonder he never gets laid… I want to see him squeeze a watermelon out his ass and see how he feels.” (10:43, 10:55)
• Sexual Leverage Theme
  • Bo: “Why do women always hold the sex thing? Why does that have anything to do with whether Bo's ever gonna have sex again?” (11:17)
  • Jessica: “Because that’s all men think about, isn’t it?” (11:22)
• Historical Call-outs
  • Tony: “In the 1800s, when a woman would give birth, three days later, she's working the homestead again… Women have become soft.” (09:53)
• Tila Tequila Interview
  • Tila: “If you pay for it, I'll come and take him out on a date, and I'm gonna take off his pants and see what's going on down there, and I'll tell you.” (16:35)

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Key Segment Timestamps

• 01:09–04:45: Bo’s Rant & initial call-in
• 05:09–11:39: Callers & email reactions (pro/con), workplace stories, gender role satire
• 12:13–17:05: Tila Tequila celebrity interview tilt, heavily comedic

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Overall Tone & Structure

• Brash, irreverent, intentionally provocative, full of sarcastic comebacks and humor woven into real debate—a typical signature of HMS radio.
• Most listeners and co-hosts push back on Bo’s “equal work, equal pay” hot take, exposing its flaws, while poking fun at both sides of the argument.
• Gender roles, workplace equity, and “weaponized sex” are lampooned as much as discussed.

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For Listeners

This episode offers a fast-paced, joke-heavy dive into gender politics at work, blending real tension with relentless comedy. Whether you agree or disagree with Bo’s “idiocy,” the episode is as much about outrageous banter and pop culture references as it is about social issues—HMS style.

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Transcript

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[Bo Rhent]

It is time to tell Bo he's a great big idiot. And today, I don't even know what your topic is. I've been fairly agreeable with you, Bo, lately. Last week, I thought you were kind of a moron. Prior to that four weeks in a row. That is the winning streak you were on. Now going for your second straight loss. Bo's and idiots. It is the Bo Rhent and Ray Bogo boys.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Women in the workplace are good for one thing.

[Johnny Midnight]

No.

[Caller/Sidekick]

What's that?

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

A handy partner for a nooner.

[Bo Rhent]

Okay, go ahead.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Women just complain all the time about equality and wanting equal pay for equal work and body. Bloody, bloody body. Blah. You know what? Who's putting the. The water cooler, the bottled water on the water cooler? The men. The women don't. Will you put this up there for me? I can't get it.

[Bo Rhent]

Is this a personal thing? Like yesterday, did someone who makes more than you as a woman make you put the water bottle up?

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Yeah, when there's a heavy box, it did. When there's a heavy Box needs to go on the top shelf. Who does it? Not the woman who's standing there.

[Johnny Midnight]

No.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

She goes and finds the man to do it because the man should be doing the heavy lifting. When a woman gets knocked up, who takes three months off of work? The woman does. A man can't do that.

[Bo Rhent]

Has to. She's giving birth.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Yeah. Carry Bo around for nine months.

[Bo Rhent]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

All right, I'm getting a dog. I need three months off to raise it. I'm calling Chuck RT right now. I need my time off.

[Bo Rhent]

All right. What? Do you have any other points? Because already you're so deep into this one, you're a moron.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

If a man decides not to work, he's looked at as a deadbeat.

[Bo Rhent]

Yeah.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

If a woman decides not to work, it's totally okay and kosher.

[Byron]

What do you mean?

[Caller/Sidekick]

In a relationship or are you talking about employment?

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Anytime a woman.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Single women.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

A single woman cannot work because she's raising a kid or whatever.

[Bo Rhent]

That's work.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

A woman doesn't have to work. A man has to work. There's no two ways about it.

[Bo Rhent]

A man doesn't have to work. I do agree, though, that if a guy doesn't work, society wise men are expected to work. Exactly. Guys don't have the choice of working or not working.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Women don't have to or women don't have to. Women can bitch and moan and want their equal pay.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Oh, here we go.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

But they don't put the water cooler thing on there.

[Bo Rhent]

Somebody yesterday made this idiot lift a water cooler and now he's throwing a wrench.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Raven box.

[Bo Rhent]

Women don't belong in the workplace. All right?

[Caller/Sidekick]

It's the only box he's been lifted.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

They can park their cars wherever they want. It's the.

[Bo Rhent]

Oh, boy. It's all personal today. You know, it's the only box you're ever gonna get offered by a woman, so you better lift it. And that's Beau's rent and rave. Women don't belong in the workplace because, well, they just don't lift the boxes.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Women can be in the workplace just if you want to equal pay. You should expect to do the equal work and take equal time off. You should get two weeks a year, just like everybod. You don't get your special pregnancy time. You know what? Pop the kid out and then get your ass back to work.

[Bo Rhent]

You are an idiot. All right, man.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Unbelievable.

[Bo Rhent]

That's the worst one yet.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

What?

[Bo Rhent]

That's an argument from you.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

This is completely the way a woman.

[Bo Rhent]

Can just blow it out and Then get right back on the horse, huh?

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Or quit the job. You don't take three months off.

[Bo Rhent]

You're a moron.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Oh, I need to clean my pool and it's gonna take quite a while. I have to drain it and then refill it. Chuck, I need a year off.

[Bo Rhent]

You're an idio Lambast this moron today. Are you kidding me? You really research this woman asks you to lift a bucket, you cry?

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Hey, if they want equal pay, they should do equal work.

[Radio Announcer]

It's the best of Homburg's morning sickness.

[Bo Rhent]

Bo is an idiot. The rant and rave going on right now. 260-9800 if you want to get in on this. I don't even know why you'd want to try because it's just so obviously so damn true. Clear cut baby fit today, Hud. Although our upstairs sales guy has chimed in with his agreement with you, Bo. He fires off once as Bo is right. Right on, Bo.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Atta boy, Hud.

[Bo Rhent]

Hud from upstairs. So, evidently a couple guys here in the KPD building have had to lift the water cooler for somebody. Big crying girls. Good job, Hud. Also got an email. It says bo isn't an idiot, he's a mother effing puss. Sorry, Bo. That rant and rave was pathetic. It should have been called Bo's piss and moan. Bo's butt hurt because he had to use his beer gut to lift a water bottle onto a cooler. Water, which I'm sure he drinks is the old style rant and rave. Bo, nice job this time instead of being an idiot, you're just a puss.

[Johnny Midnight]

Later.

[Bo Rhent]

Brian.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Have a an email here from Selenia. And I can't really go too far at her because she's Martinez. I mean, we like.

[Bo Rhent]

Yeah, she's good.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Hey, quit complaining. You men get paternity leave when us women do all the work and have your children. We deserve three months off. You guys don't. Wow. What do you deserve three months off for?

[Johnny Midnight]

I don't know.

[Bo Rhent]

We got people in line here.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

You count as 10, so I agree with you either.

[Bo Rhent]

Who's this?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Mike.

[Bo Rhent]

Mike, what do you think?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

I agree with Bo. His reasoning sucks. He's still an idiot. I agree with him.

[Bo Rhent]

You think that? Oh yeah. Really? That equal pay you have to be able to do all this stuff? Even lift the water bottle?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Oh yeah.

[Bo Rhent]

Really?

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Absolutely.

[Bo Rhent]

Women should be docked pay for not being strong enough to lift the water up onto the thing.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

If they have to go ask a man to do it, then yes.

[Bo Rhent]

But if they're really hot, you totally change your. Because if, like, if Nikki wandered over to and said, here, lift this for me. I'm too small. You'd be all over it.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Of course I wouldn't be all over that. I might be all over her.

[Bo Rhent]

Right? You're not gonna lift the water, but you're certainly gonna put her on a pedestal.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

There you go.

[Bo Rhent]

Nice job, Mike. Thanks for calling, man. Heather, who's this?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Danny.

[Bo Rhent]

Danny, what do you think?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

I think Beau's a quasi idiot.

[Bo Rhent]

What do you mean?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

I mean that if there's no women in the workplace, you're gonna have to look a lot harder for the Tanger.

[Bo Rhent]

Let's work a lot harder for a good point. It's because it's hanging. It's hanging. Yeah, it's a good point.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

If you lift water bottle for a girl, then they're going to want to give you the Tang a lot easier than if they lift.

[Caller/Sidekick]

It's true.

[Bo Rhent]

Because if you're doing things for them, then the Tang is more accessible.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Much more accessible. Well, these really butch women that don't want any help, but they usually either become bus drivers or wear Campbell pants.

[Bo Rhent]

Well said, sir. Nice job, man. We'll talk to you later, beautiful.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Yeah, I guess sometimes you turn into a foreign word to Beau is a gentleman.

[Bo Rhent]

What's hilarious is ever they turn into bus drivers, you can just morph into a bus driver. Final one for the ride. Hi, there. Who says?

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

This is Jessica.

[Bo Rhent]

Jessica, fire away.

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Oh, my God. Not only is Beau an idiot, he's an ass.

[Bo Rhent]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Okay, well, first of all, I work in an office full of women, and we lift our own water jugs, thank you very much.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Well, good. What's good? Then you get equal pay.

[Bo Rhent]

What school district do you drive for?

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Actually, you know what? First of all, I am not a bus driver. I work for first American title. I'm probably gonna get totally bus that I'm on the phone right now. But that's okay.

[Bo Rhent]

It was worth it.

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

It was very worth it.

[Bo Rhent]

Cause you're a woman, you got time to mess around at work. I'm helping. I'm sorry.

[Johnny Midnight]

Go ahead.

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Thank you. Anyway, actually, have you ever, Beau, had a child?

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

No.

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Okay, well, of course not. Because, you know, if men had to have children, they'd be off for the entire year.

[Johnny Midnight]

That's true.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

That's what I'm saying. I'm getting a dog. I want the time off.

[Bo Rhent]

I took two weeks off because I had a big dump once. It's true.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

If a Woman can do it. I should be able to do it, too. Women need to make a decision. Do they want to have a kid?

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Men have the right to take three months off.

[Bo Rhent]

I was trying to tell them that. I'm not kidding about that dumb thing either. I blew a blood vessel in my eye. I take the work off. It wasn't fun.

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

So, you know, I think you're an ass.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

If a woman wants a kid, she should. She should either quit her job and raise the kid.

[Bo Rhent]

Oh, boy.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Or not have the kid.

[Bo Rhent]

That's a whole nother rat race. Thanks for calling.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Thank you.

[Bo Rhent]

All right. There you go. I used to play.

[Johnny Midnight]

First American title in little league. That's who sponsored us. I can't be too rude to her.

[Bo Rhent]

She had a lot of time on her hands there. For somebody at work, Bo is an idiot. If you want to continue to tell him so I'm Damn right. Email us98kupd.com or you can just phone us up. Keep it right here in the morning sickness. 98 KUPD.

[Radio Announcer]

It's the best of Homburg's morning sickness. I'm 98 KUPD.

[Bo Rhent]

Bo's Ray and Rave is getting huge response, so we'll do a little reaction here. And I do now have a comment. All the hundreds of emails I've just received hating you. Yeah, a few do agree with you. And every woman so far that's emailed me, with the exception of maybe two or three, have used sex as the weapon to say, you're an idiot. They say Bo's an idiot. I can't believe he said that. He'll never get laid. It always is held over our heads.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Absolutely. Well, but, you know, I mean, we. We encourage women to use that as their tool.

[Johnny Midnight]

Sure, we do.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

But then we bitch about it when you do.

[Bo Rhent]

Right. Who's this?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

This is Tony.

[Bo Rhent]

Tony, Give it to him.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

All right, man. Bo is partially an idiot. His rant and rave is a little circumstantial, though.

[Bo Rhent]

How's that?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

In the 1800s, when a woman would give birth, three days later, she's working the homestead again.

[Bo Rhent]

Damn.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Women have become soft.

[Bo Rhent]

Yes. All right.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Women are soft. You don't see women out building homes. You don't see women out building swimming pools for people they work in offices getting paper cuts.

[Bo Rhent]

Well, frankly, though, back in the 1800s, women lived to be, like, 33, too. So I guess maybe there's a wash. Kind of a wash. Yeah, but still, they're soft. What makes it.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

You just move on to the next one quicker.

[Bo Rhent]

You're like the. The frontier Mac Newton all of a sudden.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Something like that.

[Bo Rhent]

Badass women are soft guy. Okay.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Precisely.

[Bo Rhent]

Women.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

I mean, women need to be hardcore if they want to be equal.

[Bo Rhent]

Yes, I agree with you.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

You are the man.

[Bo Rhent]

No, you and Bo are tandem. Nice job, man. We'll talk to you later.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Not a problem.

[Bo Rhent]

All right. Finally. Hi there. Who's this?

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Amanda.

[Bo Rhent]

Amanda, make it snappy. Fire away.

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Bo is beyond an idiot. No wonder he never gets laid. What's that?

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

He did.

[Caller/Sidekick]

There we go.

[Bo Rhent]

Why do women always have to throw that out?

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Because he's a moron. I mean, I want to see him squeeze a watermelon out his ass and.

[Tila Tequila]

See how he feels.

[Bo Rhent]

You know what was fun? Last Friday at Chevy's, we tried that and Bo got two out at once. It was amazing.

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

He's a moron. The women in my office put up the water coolers just like the men. And I'm sure we could take on Beau any day.

[Bo Rhent]

Uh huh. I don't know about that. But the water coolers, they're heavy. I don't like doing that either. If Bo's around, I ask him to do it, so it makes sense for me.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Well, but you're a woman.

[Bo Rhent]

So why do women always hold the sex thing? Why does that have anything to do with whether Bo's ever gonna have sex again?

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Because that's all men think about, isn't it?

[Bo Rhent]

I think it's all women think about it. And you blame us.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

You use it. You use it as a tool. Which is fine, because we encourage you to use it as a tool when it's on other men, when it's on us, then we're gonna bitch about it.

[Bo Rhent]

Exactly. Well, I'm with you on that one. You and I are on the same side.

[Johnny Midnight]

Amanda.

[Bo Rhent]

We'll talk to you later.

[Johnny Midnight]

Bye bye.

[Bo Rhent]

Bye.

[Johnny Midnight]

Yeah, Bowie, you're.

[Bo Rhent]

You're done. Overwhelming majority hating.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

I am. Damn right. I'm a genius in certain areas.

[Bo Rhent]

You're just presentation problems. That's always the rule.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Johnny Midnight]

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[Byron]

Wow.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Yeah, wow. That's right.

[Johnny Midnight]

Ass. I've been listening to this all week. All week long. Ms. Tila, are you there?

[Tila Tequila]

Oh, yes, I am. I was just waiting for you to. I wasn't sure if I was live or waiting or.

[Johnny Midnight]

You're live now. Your song is playing. I have to tell you, I may.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Mr. Tequila, who is the musical influence on that? William Hung or Sesame Street?

[Johnny Midnight]

All right. Joking, of course. Ms. Tequila, I've had your album now for a while and enjoy it quite a bit. Could you elaborate on how you got into music from. From whatever it is you do?

[Tila Tequila]

I've always done music. I actually did music before I even did the TV show. And that's why you know people. Oh, well, some people knew that, but a lot of people don't realize I've been doing music for that.

[Johnny Midnight]

Ask us a question.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Which movie did you like working in better? Indiana Jones as Short Round or Goonies as Data?

[Johnny Midnight]

I'm not sure what he means by that either. It's 74 degrees in the big city. Johnny been at the ass talking to Tila Tequila. Tila, could you tell us a little bit about what you're up to now? You've got some sort of blog you're going to tell everybody? Medical Advice?

[Tila Tequila]

No, it's Ms. Kilo. OMG.com. it's the number one celebrity gossip website.

[Bo Rhent]

Really?

[Tila Tequila]

And it's a. It's in competition with Perez Hilton and it's. So far I've. It's been extremely successful and I'm having so much fun blogging on there.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

When you were a little boy, did.

[Caller/Sidekick]

You always want to get implants?

[Bo Rhent]

Pardon me?

[Tila Tequila]

Like a juicy celebrity dirt on people.

[Johnny Midnight]

Ass has another question.

[Caller/Sidekick]

When you were a little boy, did you always want to get an implants?

[Bo Rhent]

Yeah.

[Johnny Midnight]

Yeah.

[Tila Tequila]

Is that like the Muppet Babies back there?

[Johnny Midnight]

Yeah. I don't know what that. Oh, no, that's your song.

[Tila Tequila]

That's my song?

[Bo Rhent]

Yeah.

[Johnny Midnight]

Which one are you talking about?

[Tila Tequila]

Whatever I'm hearing back there.

[Johnny Midnight]

Oh, no, that's the ass. He asked you a question. I'm not sure you heard it. Do you have another question asked?

[Bo Rhent]

Yeah.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Shot of love. When you were trying to find that love with a man or a woman, why didn't you have any hermaphrodites? Is that what you draw?

[Tila Tequila]

Nobody signed on. I would like. I would have loved to fall in love with hermaphrodite.

[Johnny Midnight]

You would have sex with a hermaphrodite?

[Tila Tequila]

Yeah. Chinese hermaphrodite.

[Johnny Midnight]

Chinese. What does that have to do with the hermaphrodite?

[Jessica/Amanda/Female Callers]

Tranny.

[Johnny Midnight]

What? Anyway, 75 degrees in the big city. You would have sex with a hermaphrodite? That's something that you're not opposed to?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Why not?

[Johnny Midnight]

Because it's weird.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

Sort of gross weird to me.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Which smell doesn't belong? Fish heads, Chilled monkey brains, or your genitals?

[Johnny Midnight]

Please ask. 75 degrees in the big city.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

I'm sorry, Taylor.

[Johnny Midnight]

Sorry about that last one.

[Tila Tequila]

No problem.

[Johnny Midnight]

That was a horrible question from the ass. So what do you want to accomplish with your career, Teela?

[Tila Tequila]

Right now I have the celebrity gossip blog. My music's out on itunes now, so please go and get that out tomorrow. Get that, please. And I have a couple of TV shows coming out.

[Johnny Midnight]

Sorry about that. Ass dropped something. We apologize. Go. You have a TV show coming out? What is that? Is this the hermaphrodite dream?

[Tila Tequila]

No, I have a couple of TV shows coming out. Not just one.

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

A couple.

[Johnny Midnight]

A couple. Well, could you elaborate on that a little bit, please?

[Tila Tequila]

Anything with Jackie Chan not be on the show.

[Johnny Midnight]

Who will not be on the show?

[Mike/Tony/Caller]

The ass.

[Bo Rhent]

The ass? Why not?

[Johnny Midnight]

What's wrong with the ass? He's a ball of fun.

[Tila Tequila]

Because I can't understand a word he says.

[Johnny Midnight]

Oh, he's got another question.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Mr. Tequila, if I was whacking your website and I finished with a shot on your face, does that secretly mean I'm gay?

[Tila Tequila]

From the sound of your voice, I do think that you're like a hermaphrodite.

[Johnny Midnight]

He is a little bit. Maybe a herme. Who knows? Would you like to come by and maybe take him out on a date? We'll pay for it.

[Female Caller/Caller Opposing Bo]

Sure you'd like to date her?

[Tila Tequila]

If you pay for it, I'll come and take him out on a date, and I'm gonna take off his pants and see what's going on down there, and I'll tell you.

[Bo Rhent]

Wow.

[Tila Tequila]

Celebrity gossip blog. What's really going on with the ass?

[Johnny Midnight]

Does that happen on every date? The pants immediately come off just to check it out?

[Tila Tequila]

No, just for the specific.

[Johnny Midnight]

Just for the ass. All right, well, Taylor, good luck. Good luck with everything you've done. You've. You've. You've won lunch for the ass today. He's a very happy man. And we didn't think we would actually get you on the line.

[Bo Rhent]

Brady, she did it. She went through the whole damn thing.

[Caller/Sidekick]

What the hell.

[Bo Rhent]

Mr. Tequila, he said, how did that happen?

[Caller/Sidekick]

That was so rude and disrespectful.

[Bo Rhent]

Wow. How did you get through that? Brady, get the.

[Caller/Sidekick]

What are you talking about? Get the ass out of here.

[Bo Rhent]

Yeah, yeah. Get him out of here. Johnny Midnight, you take that ass right out of here.

[Johnny Midnight]

Sorry.

[Bo Rhent]

Those two. Why? Man? Holy crap. Mr. Tequila, when you were growing up.

[Johnny Midnight]

As a little boy, did you always want implants? Brady Bogan, everybody. As they asked.

[Bo Rhent]

Did you ask the Indiana Jones question? Yep. Yeah, I was in the hallway.

[Johnny Midnight]

Cow. You were laying in the hall.

[Caller/Sidekick]

I ran out of questions. I went over and above.

[Bo Rhent]

That sounds amazing. Yet another non celebrity over deliver.

[Johnny Midnight]

Yeah, Another non celebrity being interviewed by Johnny Midnight in the ass. She made it.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Think she's gonna blog about the ass?

[Bo Rhent]

I hope so. That's your dream?

[Johnny Midnight]

To get on a celebrity blog?

[Bo Rhent]

It is.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Cross that one off the bucket list.

[Bo Rhent]

Maybe you and Ronnie can meet her.

[Johnny Midnight]

Oh, Tila Tequila. No call.

[Bo Rhent]

We're clear so far. You got right into it.

[Brett Vesely]

I was surprised.

[Bo Rhent]

You didn't even let Johnny Midnight set.

[Johnny Midnight]

It up at all.

[Bo Rhent]

You did. Like I was trying. I gave him. I gave him the point. Like, get one out of the way. And the kid went right for the jugular. Man. There it is. Johnny Midnight in the ass.

[Johnny Midnight]

Taking care of yet another celebrity that shouldn't be one. And that's our fault too. It's 98k upd. I'm uncomfortable right now.

[Caller/Sidekick]

Right now.

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