12-18-25 - BR - MIX - Fun Facts On Spam And Toledo's Love Of It - Noah's Ark Possibly Found - Dec/Jan2024 - BO

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona

Episode: 12-18-25 – BR – MIX – Fun Facts on Spam and Toledo’s Love Of It – Noah’s Ark Possibly Found

Date: December 18, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness is a classic exchange of playful banter and skeptical examination among John Holmberg and his co-hosts—Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo. The group kicks off with quirky trivia about Spam, segues into a debate about the food’s status as a delicacy (or punishment), and then tumbles into a spirited, often hilarious investigation and debunking of viral history "finds"—including the supposed discovery of giant skeletons in Nevada and the enduring myth of Noah’s Ark. The entire show is punctuated by a mix of irreverence, incredulity, and good-natured ribbing.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Fun Facts About Spam (00:58–04:43)

• Spam’s Mysterious Name

  • Byron shares: "Hormel claims the meaning of the name Spam is known only by a small circle former Hormel Foods executives. But a popular belief is that the name is a contraction of spiced ham." (01:57)
  • Rumors: It could also stand for "shoulder pork and ham."
  • Brett jokes: "I just thought it meant I’m poor." (02:25)

• Spam in Their Childhoods

  • Byron asks the group about their Spam experience. Multiple hosts admit to having had Spam or other canned meats in some capacity growing up, but opinions are divided.
  • Brady: "My mom would cube up Spam, put it in macaroni salad.” (04:15)
  • Brett recoils: "Oh it’s actually delicious. No, it’s not." (04:18)
  • The cast reminisces about baloney and Kraft mac & cheese as staples of “poor people food,” with plenty of self-deprecating jokes.

Cultural Oddities and Quick Facts (04:57–05:26)

• Trivia detour about license plates, hockey "Gordie Howe hat tricks," and more.
• The show lightly returns to Spam, riffing on cultural stereotypes (i.e., the Navajo Nation's fondness for Spam).

Strange News & Debunking Urban Legends (06:08–25:00)

• The Dildo Assault Story

  • Byron brings a bizarre news headline: A man arrested for "domestic battery" after attacking his date with a sex toy when she insulted his sexual performance (06:08–07:12).
  • Brett deadpans: “She was right. He couldn't use his own.” (06:44)
  • The group riffs on the indignity of immediate post-coital reviews.

• Nevada’s ‘Giant Human’ Legends

  • Byron reports rumors of giant skeletons, 15-inch sandals, and oversized “red-haired warriors” linked to Bigfoot legends (08:32–10:11).
  • Brett is immediately skeptical—"No, nope. This is all bunk. If in 1912 they found giant skulls, we would have tested them by now.” (09:59)
  • They lampoon the idea of such major discoveries remaining obscure for a century and mock the tendency to tie any anomaly to Bigfoot or ancient giants.
  • Byron: “Tales swirled around about this tribe of gigantic warriors were defeated by the Paiute Native Americans...” (09:32)
  • Brett: “We’d have known about it if it was confirmed. It has been debunked. I guarantee it.” (25:55)

• Noah’s Ark “Discovery”

  • Byron floats reports of Noah’s Ark ruins supposedly being found (11:15). Brett is relentless in his skepticism:
    • “No, there’s two things you can’t find: a Bigfoot, Noah’s Ark. They’re not real.” (11:17)
    • The team picks apart the biblical account for logical inconsistencies and improbabilities: from the boat's supposed size, genetic diversity issues, to the birds’ presence.
    • Brady: “Can we also talk about the elephant in the room? All the inbreeding—animals would have zero genetic diversity if they all came down to two.” (16:35)
    • Brett: “Look, the second you apply the Internet to Noah’s Ark, you realize—oh, I’m kind of stupid for buying it. Yeah. Stop looking for it. Stop reporting on it.” (16:43)
    • The cast evokes the “Ark Encounter” attraction in Kentucky, which ironically once closed due to flooding (17:17).

Broader Reflections & Running Jokes (19:03–27:04)

• Extended riffs on illogical beliefs and why people fall for them, with pointed but playful jabs at anyone who still takes such stories at face value.
• “Sorry to debunk the Noah’s Ark theory for everybody who bought into it.” (20:57)
• Frequent callbacks to the absurdities of conspiracy and urban legend culture, likening the search for Noah’s Ark to hoaxes like the Nevada giants.
• Final punchline: "We find arrowheads and we say giant. A giant's body? And we're like, eh, throw that away. This is the dumbest morning of my life." (26:27)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Spam & Socioeconomics:

  • Brett Vesely: "I just thought it meant I'm poor. If you’ve got Spam in your house, it usually means you read spam as a kid!” (02:25)

• On the Noah’s Ark Legend:

  • Brett Vesely: “Look, the second you apply the Internet to Noah’s ark, you realize—oh, I’m kind of stupid for buying it. Yeah. Stop looking for it. Stop reporting on it." (16:43)
  • Brady: "Can we also talk about the elephant in the room? And all the inbreeding—animals would have zero genetic diversity if they all came down to two." (16:35)
  • Brett: “Cure cancer. Maybe the cure of cancer is on Noah’s Ark. I’m gonna kill you. Stop it. Can we just stop it? We’ll advance as a people so much faster if we put these things away.” (23:03)

• On Urban Legends:

  • Brett Vesely: "Nope, not real... You don't find out about that 100 years later. That is a great find. If it’s real, it was soon after a hoax." (09:59)
  • "We find arrowheads and we say giant. A giant's body? And we're like, eh, throw that away. This is the dumbest morning of my life." (26:27)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:57] — Origins of Spam and the group’s childhood experiences with canned meat
• [02:25] — “I just thought it meant I’m poor.” Brett’s iconic joke about Spam
• [06:08–07:12] — The “dildo assault” story and the panel’s comedic reaction
• [08:32–10:11] — Discussion and debunking of the Nevada “giant human” legend
• [11:15–20:00+] — Noah’s Ark segment: myth, logic holes, and unraveling the story with skepticism and humor
• [16:35] — Genetic diversity flaw in the Noah’s Ark story
• [17:17] — The Kentucky Ark closes due to flooding – irony not lost on the group
• [20:57] — Brett’s formal apology to Noah’s Ark believers
• [25:55] — Final debunking of the Nevada giants
• [26:27] — Peak exasperation: “This is the dumbest morning of my life.”

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Conclusion

This episode is quintessential “Holmberg’s Morning Sickness”—fast-paced, irreverent, and fearless about skewering myths, whether culinary or biblical. You’ll hear playful nostalgia, sharp-eyed skepticism, and plenty of laughter as the crew pivots from Spam to the most persistent stories in pop pseudo-history. Fans of skeptical, comedy-driven radio will feel at home with every minute.

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Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Byron]

Good Thursday morning to Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brett Vesely]

Hi.

[Byron]

A couple of bases. Fun facts. Hormel claims the meaning of the name spam is known only by a small circle former Hormel Foods executives. But a popular belief is that the name is a contraction of spiced ham.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I thought.

[Byron]

It also has been rumored to be an acronym for shoulder or pork and ham.

[Brett Vesely]

I just thought it meant I'm poor. If you've got Spam in your house, it usually means you read spam this kid. There we go. Here we go. That's me again. I'm not sure I heard you.

[Brady]

You never had meat in a can.

[Brett Vesely]

They do that.

[Byron]

You put it on that canned bread?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I haven't had Spam when I was a kid as a regular delicacy, as a joke. Once we bought it and tried it to see how they lived, and then we immediately went, ew. Threw it. I know. I know what I was talking about. The down syndrome thing. And now there's a brownie day. And then there's people sending us pictures of brownies and Downies. The brownie place where only down syndrome people work.

[Brady]

Where is that place that.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. Somebody was sent that picture. It's just heaven. It's heaven for people with a sense of humor. Wait a minute. Only down syndrome people work at Brownies and Downies. I'm not eating anything, but I'm going in. Did you ever have Spam when you were a kid? He says, Netherlands Salisbury steak Guy asked me if I've ever eaten Spam. Did you guys have a lot of Spam? A lot.

[Brady]

Yeah, we had some Spam.

[Brett Vesely]

My grandma used to cook baloney. She was big on. That was the most hillbilly, poor person thing we did.

[Brady]

Lisa's had that.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, it's awful.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's.

[Brett Vesely]

And. And my grandma would grab.

[Byron]

There's one restaurant called the Red Door.

[Brett Vesely]

They would do that. Yeah, my grandma would. Would have Spam in the house.

[Brady]

My mom would cube up Spam, put it in macaroni salad.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's actually delicious. No, it's not.

[Brady]

Yes, it is.

[Brett Vesely]

Never going to the rah rah room with you. What's the point?

[Byron]

Like that was on the table.

[Brett Vesely]

It was not. And you know what isn't on the table at the Rah rah room? Spam. No, you're not on the table at all. Because why would I take your discerning palates to the rah rah room when you're, you know, totally satisfied by macaroni and Spam?

[Brady]

Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

No pants and a hoodie. Man, the clothes aren't so bad. You guys have Spam and, I don't know, boxed Kraft Mac and cheese. Kraft Dinner.

[Byron]

In California, you can only get the number 69, all right? On a license plate. If your car's model year is 1969.

[Brett Vesely]

Too many people ruin that.

[Byron]

You know what the Gordie Howell hat trick is? I didn't know this 5. It's when a player scores a goal, gets an assist, and gets into a fight in one game.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't know that.

[Byron]

On this day in History.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought it was like Paul Bissonnette's hat trick where you fight six Irishmen in a nice restaurant.

[Byron]

Spam.

[Brady]

You mean s posing as meat. That's what it stands for.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Esposing it. That's right. You ever have Spam as a kid? Apparently you're breaking the Navajo Nation's heart because they love Spam. Okay.

[Brady]

Yeah, a lot of that on text.

[Brett Vesely]

That's something else white people should apologize for putting you guys through.

[Byron]

Damn it, John.

[Brett Vesely]

I just realized I'm poor. Yeah. Cabinets are full of it. Key Custer says the proper answer when someone asks you, do you ever have Spam as a kid? Evidently is no. I had a father with a job. Speaking of.

[Byron]

Stopped it.

[Brett Vesely]

I had a. Yeah, I know.

[Brady]

Get it.

[Byron]

Speaking of Stephen Nerden, 38 years old, he was arrested for domestic violence or domestic battery. They say in parentheses. Dating violence. He was with his date and around 1:20am There's a confrontation after they had sex because she said. She described him as limp dick.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, on line.

[Byron]

And he attacked her with a dildo. I'll show you.

[Brett Vesely]

Then he. Then she was right.

[Byron]

She was right.

[Brett Vesely]

He couldn't use his own.

[Byron]

She said, you know, followed up, like, you should use a ED pill.

[Brett Vesely]

Or next time during sex or after, afterwards. Wow. What a immediate review.

[Byron]

Made fun of his. Kind of.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Byron]

Made fun of his performance.

[Brett Vesely]

Performance, like right after.

[Byron]

Yeah. And there's some drinking involved, so he has to wear a bracelet that monitors his alcohol.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. So he doesn't.

[Byron]

For three weeks. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Evidently, that's not so bad. He does look a little.

[Byron]

He is coming off of. He's got to be very careful because he has a previous record. He just spent some time sitting a couple years.

[Brett Vesely]

He's dildo abused before he did.

[Byron]

I think it was raw burglary.

[Brett Vesely]

And he's a cop, wasn't he?

[Byron]

No, no, he wasn't a cop.

[Brett Vesely]

Didn't that say ex cop, ex con? Oh, ex cop. Okay. I thought it was a headline when you put it down. So he's. Yeah, but you don't do that, especially if you like. Yeah, you just don't do that to a fella. If a woman would have every right to smack you around if you're like, all right, Arby's. What? That thing is disgusting. I'd rather have sex with a Big Montana than look at that again. What did you. What are you doing? You should have every right to bonk in the head with her sex toy after that. Keep it moving, Arby. Keep it moving, Arby's. You have the meats. Now take them and get out of my house. I shot my horsey sauce. Now take it somewhere else. Why are you doing this? Because I'm reviewing our sex immediately afterwards and it wasn't good. And I blame you and that meat foundation thing you got there. Carl budding out the door. Yeah.

[Byron]

Some archaeologists were excavating a cave in Nevada. I believe it's called the love cave.

[Brett Vesely]

Yoo oh, Brady.

[Brady]

Is your brother gonna come into the story?

[Brett Vesely]

Tom junior's making an appearance. Remember when we saw that chick's love cave together in the bunks?

[Byron]

Since 1912 the cave has revealed oversized human skulls, sandals that measure 15 inches, enormous handprints. 15 inch sandal is a size 29 and a man's shoe. The findings are intrigued experts and they labeled these colossal beings early on in the.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait a second. We found giants of love. We found their skulls.

[Byron]

Found their skulls.

[Brett Vesely]

This is garbage braid.

[Byron]

This has been a, you know, since the early 1900s they've been talking about this.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope, not real.

[Byron]

Tales swirled around about this tribe of gigantic warriors were defeated by the Paiute Native Americans who corralled them and put them into the cave. They've got a seven foot seven skeleton.

[Brett Vesely]

No they don't.

[Byron]

They're saying these warriors also had red hair. They're crazy.

[Brett Vesely]

Red hair, not real.

[Byron]

And it could lead to some of the stories of Bigfoot.

[Brett Vesely]

No, nope. This is all bunk. If in 1912 they found giant skulls, we would have tested them by now to find out.

[Byron]

I never heard about this either.

[Brett Vesely]

It's now dumb made up.

[Byron]

A Lovelock based mining engineer recounted a discovery in 1935. One of the great finds was a skeleton.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not a great find. You don't find out about that 100 years later. That is a great find. If it's real, it was soon after a hoax. If you're reading this as a real story, you need to take a lap. If you read that and thought wow, you need to take a lap. You think they would have done no research on gigantic giants of Lovelock? Giants up in Las Vegas in the 30s. And we haven't like ever really dove into that topic once it says 29ft, sandals, giant skulls. We found the skulls. Why are you telling us about it 100 years later? I didn't think it had any interest for the humans. Why? And then a Paiute tribe wouldn't be raving about that. For the last 200 years we took down giants. We have proof.

[Byron]

The other thing that has happened, this.

[Brett Vesely]

Story is A complete fabrication. Brady, you need to apologize as a newsman.

[Byron]

The ruins of Noah's ark have been discovered.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, here we go. What. What website were you on? Brady's an idiot dot com. No, there's two things you can't find a Bigfoot Noah's Ark. They're not real.

[Brady]

Didn't they say that Noah's ark floated up?

[Brett Vesely]

Noah's ark didn't happen.

[Byron]

They did. Now they're saying, you know, they found basically the ark.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, God damn it. I'm sorry to everybody for all this garbage. There isn't any science. There's no.

[Byron]

They haven't been able to confirm because the story goes they floated for 150 days in the flood.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Byron]

They're showing the flood and whether or not it was loaded with all the animals.

[Brett Vesely]

It wasn't.

[Brady]

And last time you said that there's like a big Noah's ark amusement park in Kentucky.

[Brett Vesely]

Give me at least the decency as a human being to not have the quandary of whether or not that actually occurred. All the animals, mosquitoes, birds, everything else. And why the birds? The birds didn't need the boat. So all the animals all. And people still think they're going to find this thing. Knock it off.

[Byron]

They're excavating it right now.

[Brett Vesely]

They're not pretty. Nobody's excavating Noah's ark. Charlatans are trying to fool people who aren't very bright into thinking that they found Noah's ark. But do you know how many bones you would find before the ark if you found boat parts and no bones?

[Byron]

Archaeologists have stated that the formation is not a shipwreck. Shipwreck. But a result of a natural phenomenon. But.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's no boat in the shipwreck.

[Brady]

What, it just floated somewhere and just stayed? Did it crash like somebody's backyard up on blocks?

[Brett Vesely]

Let me ask you this about Noah's ark. If it worked.

[Byron]

No, the water level went down and just floated down.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. And we didn't like make that the biggest deal in the world. There was one living family.

[Byron]

That doesn't mean the. That doesn't mean. Here's the thing.

[Brett Vesely]

At the time it was the flood.

[Byron]

Doesn'T mean necessarily it was around the world.

[Brett Vesely]

It could have been that area saved Mark Maguire's baseballs.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

We didn't save that ark.

[Byron]

Yeah. There were no people around to save the earth. What are you talking about?

[Brett Vesely]

One dude telling the story and he didn't think that this might be the most magical thing that's ever happened in the history of history that he just goes, just let it float off. Who needs that thing anymore? It's the most amazing thing of all time. Part it out. Part it out. Stop it. You're telling me like you. Like this can possibly be a thing? Merry effing holidays from the Big Red radio. Holmberg's morning sickness. Every animal in existence can thank that effing boat for being here.

[Byron]

Now stop about that story.

[Brett Vesely]

Noah's ark.

[Byron]

I know the story of Noah's ark. But the fact that what I was saying is that flood could have happened in that area which they think is the whole.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Byron]

And then if that boat.

[Brett Vesely]

They still thought the whole world was on that boat.

[Byron]

Yeah. There is a part of that that.

[Brett Vesely]

They didn't archive the boat. They didn't sit and go, this thing's pretty special. People are going to know about this.

[Byron]

There's no one else around.

[Brett Vesely]

So one guy ruined it by himself over again. I know. Makes the boat more impressive.

[Byron]

Well, let him.

[Brett Vesely]

No, see you're trying. You're using no logic against logic.

[Brady]

Your boy Jebus would have said, I.

[Byron]

Am just reporting it.

[Brett Vesely]

You're reporting garbage. That's what I'm pointing out. If they found the crashed up boat, you know, we threw a fit that Steve McQueen's car from Bullitt was in a barn for 40 years. How did people do this? How did you lose track of it? The ark. Stop it. That Noah would have been like, by the way guys, don't touch the mother boat. That thing's awesome. And kids, stay away from it.

[Brady]

Go another one. Shroud of Turin.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that's it. Well, let's not go crazy. Let's stick to. Stick to one thing.

[Byron]

Back in the news.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Now it's cause it's Christmas. Look, looking for Noah's ark's a waste of time. If nobody thought to save it back then, at least chunks of it then because it never happened.

[Byron]

Well there was that.

[Brett Vesely]

It never happened in the 70s.

[Byron]

The guy that came back with it wasn't a chunk of oxygen.

[Brett Vesely]

Those are called charlatans. Those are called crooks that take advantage of weak minded individuals and start trying to give them a stick that said hey guess what? I found Noah's ark. And it dates back to that time. Well, there was a time. Oh, it's so annoying. When I see archaeologists that went to school that try to dig through the side of a mountain and find an ark. You know how big that thing would have to be. And they made the mistake in the book of telling you how big it was and it Couldn't house two elephants.

[Brady]

John, don't forget the part of the story where Noah built the ark when he was 800 years old.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. There's also 300 cubic spines, massive amounts of horseshoe. Not to mention God killed all the fish for no reason. Where were they on the boat?

[Byron]

Also, didn't they discovered on the side the actual name of the boat? They called it Noah's Ark.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Byron]

Not.

[Brett Vesely]

What was it?

[Byron]

SS Minnow.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, okay, I see. It was Gilligan's Ark.

[Brady]

Can we also talk about the elephant in the room? And all the inbreeding animals would have zero genetic diversity if they all came down to two.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, because it. Look, the second you apply the Internet to Noah's ark, you realize. Oh, I'm kind of stupid for buying it. Yeah. Stop looking for it. Stop reporting on it.

[Brady]

You, Brady, I swear to God. You bring Somali pirates into this story and that it sinks somewhere in the desert.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm coming down again. I just go back to. We say the fourth pair of ruby slippers sold for $36 million. That's super important. Want to hang on to that? Make sure that stays Noah's Ark. The only reason man exists. The ginger warriors and the giant headed warriors of Las Vegas. Stop reporting on this stuff and acting like there's an argument back. You bring it to the wrong dude. Find a dummy to talk to.

[Byron]

Well, the most expensive Christmas tree just sold. It's 10ft tall, solid gold. It was created from 2024 gold Vienna Philharmonic coins for 2024. It sold for 5 million bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

Philip wants to know. Brady, you might know the story. Who did know a bone to restart civilization. Because it was either the wife and the monkeys or just the monkeys.

[Byron]

His wife. And then he had sons and they brought.

[Brett Vesely]

He banged the sons, they brought some broads. So it's all incest.

[Brady]

Where did they get the broads? Yeah, they brought some broads.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, from where? You know, they.

[Byron]

That said, hey, we're building this ark. We're taking off.

[Brett Vesely]

You broads want to jump in?

[Byron]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, ladies. Dad's building an ark. He's not crazy. This is going to happen. I don't know why I turned into Adam Ray on that. But you know what? You guys want to come by sail around the ocean. Sail around the ocean, do some songs. I'll dress up like Dr. Phil. We'll play with some animals, get on some cute dogs. Every breed.

[Byron]

It will be right back.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll be right back.

[Brady]

Giraffes, unicorns.

[Brett Vesely]

Giraffes, unicorns. You like it? We got It. It's the greatest zoo ever. And people are going to. And then when. And then when we save the planet and all of humanity and every animal on it, we'll just trash the boat. Why? I don't know.

[Brady]

Ceremony.

[Brett Vesely]

We don't really have a sense of.

[Byron]

Nostalgia as the attendance right now. Toledo, like you said at that park in Tennessee, the one in Tennessee that.

[Brett Vesely]

They built to exact standards by what the cubits and all the crap in the book are. And it's about the size of this room.

[Byron]

No, it's not.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not big. Is it big enough to house all the animals?

[Byron]

Are you.

[Brett Vesely]

Are you that. Are you that daft to look at.

[Byron]

They've got the rooms for the.

[Brett Vesely]

It would have to be the size of Tennessee to have worked.

[Byron]

There weren't that many animals in that area.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, is that right? They just. They got. Just in that area. Just in that area. We missed a few. So then God basically lied and made this guy.

[Byron]

Well, there was a flood.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? Right. So none of it's biblical is what you're saying. It was just some idiot with a boat that saved his region. Yeah.

[Byron]

And the story got a little exaggerated, this guy says.

[Brett Vesely]

I would say so, John.

[Byron]

It's like.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the best thing I've heard. Got a little out of hand. One of those bar stories when he got a little bit out of hand. You heard about Noah's boat.

[Brady]

Guy says, john, it's like a Bruckheimer movie. It's based on real events. Yeah, but then they throw in all the other Pearl harbor love story parts of.

[Brett Vesely]

Does have a little of that. Noah's ark. Can we agree that that one's over?

[Byron]

It's real.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's not. And looking for it's a waste of time. If someday we stumble on it, so be it. But let's not use any resources at all and manpower looking for it. It's just not gonna happen. If they didn't save it, what are we looking for?

[Brady]

Come on. It's hard to have that kind of foresight, John, to realize that it's gonna be the most important thing in the.

[Brett Vesely]

World in the history of history. And they just let it go. Whoops. Didn't you tie up the ark that. What if it happens? I gotta build a new ark. Who's the asshole left the ark untethered? Where's the ark? Sorry, Dad. I was gonna take the broads out on it and I crashed it. Boats and hoes.

[Byron]

Let's get some pretty videos.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry to debunk the Noah's ark theory for everybody who bought into it.

[Brady]

But 23 years of debunking that.

[Brett Vesely]

You needed me today. If you still bought it, John, you're crazy. Noah's ark is real. That's where ghosts and Sasquatch come from.

[Brady]

John, every ancient culture has a great flood story and someone saving a group of people and animals which tells anyone using logic there was more than one Noah quote unquote.

[Brett Vesely]

Sir.

[Brady]

And that's how humanity.

[Brett Vesely]

None of them saved their boat over the world. Not one saved their boat.

[Byron]

Christianity.

[Brady]

We found one story and twisted it to suit their needs.

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody twists the story to suits their needs and nobody looked at the second you start asking questions, you're like, oh, I'm giving this story cancer. My questions are killing it.

[Brady]

F you guys. The ark is real. Bigfoot has it hitting at his pad. No one knows.

[Brett Vesely]

Sasquatch would have to have been there. I know some other guy with a boat similar over on the other side of the world did the same thing. Didn't save his boat either.

[Brady]

John, I don't want to jump back to last week, but you know this to be supposed Brady's theory of alligators.

[Brett Vesely]

And crocs living together, at least for a day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much taming would he have had to done? Stop it. Hi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, guys. It's a big mission here. I don't need you guys.

[Byron]

Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

Right, Giraffes.

[Byron]

You get your heads out this hole.

[Brett Vesely]

I cut and you can't move around much.

[Byron]

But trust me, it's for your best interest. Who needs a treat?

[Brady]

It's in your best interest doing that Cesar melancholy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, and then God sprayed him with that bee fog to keep everybody calm. What a mess that story is logical adults.

[Byron]

The Russell Crowe version was the most accurate.

[Brett Vesely]

What were the birds there for? They didn't need it. Fly around for a few days.

[Brady]

Dry place to land.

[Brett Vesely]

No, you don't. If God's making magic, they just give them extra powers of flight until the floods. Stupidest story I've ever heard. And people are like, no, God damn it. It's real. We're looking for the boat.

[Byron]

Stop it.

[Brett Vesely]

Cure cancer. Maybe the cure of cancer is on Noah's ark. I'm gonna kill you. Stop it. Can we just stop it? We'll advance as a people so much faster if we put these things away.

[Brady]

John, no joke here. That Tennessee one you're talking about had to close for quite a while because of a flood.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that true? Better. The stupidest story in the history of man.

[Byron]

Poor Design.

[Brett Vesely]

It's so bad. It was just a bad design. Just a bad design. It's 828. There you go. Oh, the Noah's Ark searches.

[Byron]

Keep it up.

[Brett Vesely]

It makes me feel like I'm from the future. Are you this dumb society?

[Brady]

Really?

[Brett Vesely]

I'm not that bright a guy. But this seems like something we should dismiss. All these people, all the same people were so like I'm not putting that vaccine in my body. You believe so many weird things. And then this one's like. No, no, that's. That's legit. Alex Jones doesn't tamper around with Noah's Ark. It's too far fetched.

[Byron]

Even the ginger war warrior.

[Brett Vesely]

You're big on that. Yeah.

[Byron]

Well like what would it say like if someone like a person was born and they're the freak of nature? You got all these people and one is seven foot seven.

[Brett Vesely]

He'd be legendary.

[Byron]

Legendary. Like he's a freak. Let's. You're living in that cave that the.

[Brett Vesely]

Indians what killed the giants you were talking about wouldn't have saved one as a trophy.

[Byron]

Like the hair or the.

[Brett Vesely]

The whole thing.

[Byron]

They might have.

[Brett Vesely]

Really?

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Go on. I'm interested in this.

[Byron]

If they find an old Paiute village.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Byron]

Maybe they find some stuff. Well.

[Brett Vesely]

So an old village.

[Byron]

So it's just a few show these shows the sandal. Like the sandal things. And I could say, well. Well, if that area got snow, maybe they're like snow shoes.

[Brett Vesely]

But they're big time out.

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Are Paiute still a thing?

[Byron]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. So no piutes throughout time. Saved the giant.

[Byron]

No. They shoved him in the cave.

[Brett Vesely]

They got him in the cave because they didn't want anyone to know. They're awesome feet. No civilization does that.

[Byron]

Giant handprints in the caves.

[Brett Vesely]

They hid it from society. Them slaying giants. And then went on about their business never talking about it until 1930. Stop.

[Byron]

Afraid they're redhead.

[Brett Vesely]

That's right. That's right. Because if they ever talk about them, they might come back.

[Byron]

And they are nothing but tall. They're uncoordinated.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. A bunch of Sean Bradley's.

[Byron]

Yeah. They're like get in this cave.

[Brett Vesely]

You gotta stop. You gotta stop doing that and then digging your heels into believing it. Just don't.

[Byron]

That's the first time I've ever heard of.

[Brady]

I know.

[Brett Vesely]

Which makes it a lie. You wouldn't have heard that if they found giants in 1912. We'd have known about it if it was confirmed. It has been debunked. I guarantee it. The cave of Las Vegas Giants. Stop it. It's 8:31.

[Brady]

What's the Paiute stomping grounds?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It's stupid. And they're still around there. He had that cave with them giants. If it weren't for us, we'd be overrun by them. You guys have one? No. Why not? I don't know. Didn't think it was a big deal.

[Byron]

They've got some arrowheads.

[Brett Vesely]

We find arrowheads and we say giant. A giant's body? And we're like, eh, Throw that away. This is the dumbest morning of my life.

[Byron]

You're killing business, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's 8:30. It's like the thing down there and wherever that i10 when you're driving, come see the thing.

[Brady]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's just some Indian. They found a dead Indian, they put him in formaldehyde because it's ugly and it makes it look like it's alien, but it's gross. It's just a dead person. What is it? And I'm like, I think you found a decomposing corpse and you saved it in its current state. You're trying to pass it off as an alien.

[Brady]

And that thing's not a giant by any means.

[Byron]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

It might be an infant.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's tiny little.

[Brett Vesely]

Like the little papoose. They pulled it out of Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.