12-18-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - Bunch's Of Michael Jackson Recordings Found In Storage - OJ's Porn Collection To Be Sold - BO

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill – Michael Jackson Tape Trove, OJ’s Porn Auction, & Boy Bands

Date: December 18, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg (Holmberg), Brady Bogen (Brady), Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo, Byron
Episode Focus: The crew dives into bizarre entertainment headlines, including unreleased Michael Jackson tapes found in storage, O.J. Simpson’s X-rated prison memorabilia hitting the auction block, and a spirited debate over history's greatest boy bands.

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Main Theme

The episode is an irreverent, fast-moving “Entertainment Drill,” with the hosts lampooning the absurdity of celebrity news ranging from unearthed Michael Jackson recordings to O.J. Simpson’s notorious jailhouse porn collection going up for sale. They finish things off with a nostalgic and often mocking run through the most legendary – and ridiculous – boy bands, never missing a chance for sarcastic banter or tasteless jokes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Discovery of Unreleased Michael Jackson Recordings

[01:57-06:55]

• News Drop: Brady reveals “a trove of unreleased Michael Jackson tapes” from 1989-1991 was found in a San Fernando Valley storage unit.
  • Brady (02:27): “Back when he was Good, Bad and dangerous era. Ooh, there's probably some good stuff on there. But again, maybe not...He made two albums later without any of this stuff on it. This might be his garbage.”
• Titles Mocked: The group jokes about possible song titles like “Son of Thriller,” “To Satisfy You,” and then dives into increasingly off-color, imaginary tracks.
• Satirical Skit: The hosts, adopting Michael Jackson and Prince Jackson voices, improvise lyrics and absurd song concepts about Jackson’s controversial reputation, poking fun at allegations, Neverland Ranch, and infamous tropes.
  • Brady as “Michael” (03:27): “Yeah, I don't think that's gonna be a hit, Michael. I think maybe we should move on to something else. What's that black and white one you were singing earlier?”
• Memorable Finish: They riff on the Jackson family’s vocal traits and catch-phrases (“shamone,” “hehe”) in an elaborate impersonation, weaving Prince Jackson’s supposed contributions and making fun of how similar their voices sound.
  • Prince Jackson impression (06:09): “It's weird when I tell people to call over, call the house and like, hi, Prince, is your dad home? It's like, oh no, it's me. You got me.”
• Laugh Lines:
  • Unnamed Male Host 3, lampooning Michael (03:11): “I just like to stare at a butthole. You guys think this is good? No, I'm gonna release it. A dirty little seven year old. Spread your cheeks, be with me.”

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2. OJ Simpson’s Porn Collection Going to Auction

[07:07-10:40]

• The Scoop: O.J. Simpson's “prized X-rated possessions,” namely a Penthouse magazine stash accumulated in prison, are being auctioned to help pay his debts.
  • Unnamed Male Host 1 (07:07): “Unless someone steps up and buys his most prized X rated possessions. Evidently he accumulated a nice collection of porn magazines in prison.”
  • The crew immediately dives into signature O.J. impressions, with dark jokes about DNA evidence and past crimes.
    • Unnamed Male Host 2 as O.J. (08:09): “If you wouldn't mind just not doing any DNA testing on those. They are covered in my DNA, and that could get me in trouble.”
    • “Some of the blonde girls. Heads in the pictures are cut off…” (08:31)
• Auctioned Items: Not just magazines, but also leftover Magnum condoms supposedly owned by O.J.
  • Unnamed Male Host 2 as O.J. (08:59): “All the ones that I hadn't tried on yet. But I did use Magnum spray because I was packing pretty good hog in my day...”
• Comedic Spin: Brady jokes about the value of such questionable memorabilia and how one might display them:
  • Brady (09:39): “I would buy the old rubbers in the old OJ's magazines. I put them in a little glass case and a picture O.J. over the top. It’s an interesting… You came to my house, like, what's all this? Oh, that's OJ's jerk material. And some condoms he never used. And one he did.”
• Logistical Hurdles: They struggle to find contact info for purchasing, with more jokes about possibly “rebuilding OJ from lab” with hair found in the box.
  • Brady (10:15): “You had, like, there was a hair in it, like a pube or something. And then this guy would take it to a doctor and try to rebuild OJ from…from a lab.”
  • Unnamed Male Host 1 (10:27): “Malcolm was his longtime attorney and executor of his estate.”

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3. Ranker’s List: The Greatest Boy Bands Debate

[11:20-15:12]

• Topic Launch: Hosts discuss “greatest boy bands of all time,” reacting to a new Ranker.com poll.
  • Unm. Host 1 (11:29): “For the greatest boy bands of all time.”
• Classic & Oddball Picks: Suggestions fly: Jackson 5, NSYNC, One Direction, Jonas Brothers, New Edition, Hanson, O-Town, LFO, Boyzone, Menudo, and more.
  • Brady (11:34): “And then you got, like, Temptations and stuff. Gotta be in there.”
  • Unm. Host 1 (11:39): “They're not considered boy bands.”
  • Brady (12:21, on Boyzone): “Your favorite boy zone.”
  • Unm. Host 2 (12:23): “I love boys.”
• Mockery Ensues: They make fun of silly songs like LFO’s “Summer Girls,” referencing Abercrombie & Fitch and 90s nostalgia, slamming the aesthetics and talent of old groups.
  • Brady (14:09): “They were douchebags. Like, a medium.”
• Notable Digression: One member’s tragic fate surfaces:
  • Brady (12:39): “The lead singer died. Like, it’s like his liver exploded or something. Uf. It was something like that.”
• Lady Gaga Mention: Hosts note Lady Gaga just became the third artist (after Janet & Michael Jackson) with multiple #1 hits in three decades, while poking fun at how the music industry counts decades.
  • Brady (13:06): “She's like 2009 and 2020. I guess that's...three decades. You were one year of the first one, so it's kind of misleading.”
• Finishing Quip: Brady, ever the crass closer:
  • Brady (15:12): “I'd still bang all three of them before I'd smell Janis Joplin's panties. To make it full circle.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Absurd Michael Jackson Improv:
  Unnamed Male Host 3 (03:11, as ‘Michael Jackson’): “I just like to stare at a butthole. You guys think this is good? No, I'm gonna release it.”
  Brady (03:27, as Michael’s producer): “Yeah, I don't think that's gonna be a hit, Michael. I think maybe we should move on to something else.” Prince Jackson (06:09): “It's weird when I tell people to call over...hi, Prince, is your dad home? It's like, oh no, it's me. You got me.”

• On O.J.'s Auctioned Porn:
  Unnamed Host as O.J. (08:09): “Please, just not doing any DNA testing on those. They are covered in my DNA…Just buy the magazines and enjoy the pictures.” Brady (09:39): “I would buy the old rubbers in the old OJ's magazines. I put them in a little glass case and a picture O.J. over the top.”

• Boy Bands Satire:
  Brady (14:09): “They were douchebags. Like, a medium.” Unnamed Host 3 (14:12): “That summer, New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.” Brady (15:12): “I'd still bang all three of them before I'd smell Janis Joplin's panties.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:57-06:55] – Michael Jackson unreleased tapes and punchline-heavy parody
• [07:07-10:40] – O.J. Simpson’s adult magazine and condom auction, satirical O.J. monologues
• [11:20-15:12] – Boy Bands list, debate, and nostalgia-packed riffing

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Tone & Delivery

The tone is brash, quick-witted, and purposefully offensive. The hosts revel in boundary-pushing comedy and shock-jock humor, bouncing between celebrity gossip and layered in-jokes. Even when discussing facts, irreverence and parody are at the center.

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In Summary

If you missed the episode, expect edgy, rule-breaking, and sometimes tasteless bits about pop culture ephemera, with the HMS team rolling from Michael Jackson’s lost tapes, to O.J. Simpson’s infamous memorabilia, to the silliest and sassiest boy bands in music history—mocking all the way.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Prince Jackson]

Cease and desist at once.

[Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Brady Entertainment, a trove of unreleased Michael Jackson tapes. A trove.

[Brady]

Oh, I thought you said tro.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

Going back to Dick's wife.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

A trove of unreleased Michael Jackson.

[Brady]

Didn't hear.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

The tapes were found in a storage unit deep in the San Fernando Valley. These tapes are recordings from 1989 through 1991.

[Brady]

Oh, back when he was Good, Bad and dangerous era. Ooh, there's probably some good stuff on there. But again, maybe not, because he made two albums later without any of this stuff on it. This might be his garbage. I saw that one of the songs was called Son of Thriller. That's true.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

Oh, you're kidding.

[Brady]

That's a real thing. It sounds like I'm joking, but it's true.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe it's about Prince.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

What's called to satisfy you. I'm looking at the cassettes.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

But there's 12 unreleased tracks.

[Brady]

Yeah, is any of them called Seven Year Old Butthole? Because we learned about that time was when he was bringing those seven year olds over to. From that documentary.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

I just like to stare at a butthole. You guys think this is good? No, I'm gonna release it. A dirty little seven year old. Spread your cheeks, be with me.

[Brady]

Yeah, I don't think that's gonna be a hit, Michael. I think maybe we should move on to something else. What's that black and white one you were singing earlier?

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

Oh, that's dumb. Nobody wants to hear about that. They want to hear about butts.

[Byron]

Little ones.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

Tiny Brady, Please don't sue me.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

What's this one? Child Harvest.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

Oh, that's a great song. That's what we were talking about, like, just picking up kids, like growing them in a farm like Neverland Ranch. We could do some DNA testing and then grow them like corn on the cob. And then if they're knee high by the fourth of July, you're a lucky man. I'm getting blown by a child. I believe the children will now blow me. That sounds like a ripoff. I'll do something new.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Meat in the mirror.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

Yeah, that's when we were talking about. I'm talking about some meat in the mirror.

[Brady]

Put it in me.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

What's he doing? Thriller just did a thing. Swinging it around.

[Prince Jackson]

What are you saying?

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

So we do a helicopter. Ooh, that sounds sexy. Ooh, helicopter. Boy.

[Brady]

I don't like any of Michael's new songs at all.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Bend over.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

That's right. That's a little boy named Ben. Ben Dover. You are my new best friend. His name was Benjamin Dover. I just called him Ben. Ben, the two of us need no more. We both found what no, nobody wants to hear Ben too.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

We're gonna go with PYT instead.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

Yeah, that's a good one. Pretty young thing. Nobody got that. I was thinking all about it. Don't be ignorant, Brett. Brett wants to hear from someone.

[Byron]

Hee hee.

[Prince Jackson]

Hey Brett.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

That's my little fella. Prince, that'.

[Prince Jackson]

Lay it on me. What's going on, Brett? I'm clearly Michael Jackson's son.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Prince, you've been laying down some trash.

[Prince Jackson]

Oh, I've been laying down the hits, let me tell you.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

Oh, he's so talented. He said he would have been the Jackson six.

[Prince Jackson]

That's right. I could sing with daddy, can't I, Daddy? Ben, the two of us need lick new me. Clearly that's my dad.

[Brady]

You can see the resemblance.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

We are so much alike, it's creepy. Hard to tell us apart.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Got the red jacket on.

[Brett Vesely]

It's almost like John and Brady. Can't tell him apart.

[Brady]

Good one.

[Prince Jackson]

I get a bit. Don't do it, Daddy. I'm already here. And people will get confused at who's talking now.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

I know it's weird when I tell people to call over, call the house and like, hi, Prince, is your dad home? It's like, oh no, it's me. You got me.

[Brady]

Every time I.

[Prince Jackson]

Every time I answer the phone, like it's the Jackson residence, they say, michael, we have a new. Nope, you're confusing me with my father. We have very similar sounds.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

Like the goodbye.

[Brady]

That's how he sets out the Jackson to say goodbye. Brett.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

You didn't know that.

[Brady]

You didn't know that.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

That's always.

[Brady]

That's the calling card. That's when you know the conversation's over.

[Prince Jackson]

All right, Brett, this meeting's over.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

Yeah, that's right.

[Brady]

Hehe. Is he saying shamo? And nobody ever knows. Is it jam? Oy shammy.

[Brett Vesely]

Let's find the lyrics.

[Byron]

What was that?

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Wanna be Chamoy Chamoy.

[Brady]

It's a thing. It's what we all said when we sang it. Prince says it anyway. All right. Maybe the Jacksons will be in the squares together.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

O.J. simpson's debts are about to get knocked down a notch unless someone steps up and buys his most prized X rated possessions. Evidently he accumulated a nice collection of porn magazines in prison.

[Holmberg]

Mary effing Holidays from the Big Red Radio, Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Penthouses.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

Really?

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

And he took him with him. And when he got out and then he it moved on to the phone. He doesn't have videos on the phones, but he still kept the magazines and they're in great shape. They're gonna auction off along with some other things that might be sold.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

Hey, Twitter world, it's real quick. If you wouldn't mind just not doing any DNA testing on those. They are covered in my DNA, and that could get me in trouble. Now that technology has gone a little further with that Stu.

[Brady]

Just.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

Just buy the magazines and enjoy the pictures. The pretty pictures. And I'll tell you that some of these girls. The 2010 pent of the year in Penthouse, I actually had sex with that. Some of these girls still slept with oj. It's crazy, but, yeah, if you don't mind. Just when the pages stick together, let's just leave them that way. Would you do me a favor and buy those? And I know you'll keep it quiet. There's some things in there, like, you know, some of the blonde girls. Heads in the pictures are cut off and just, you know, things that would trigger me.

[Brett Vesely]

It's artistic.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

Yeah, do like.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

You know what?

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

I like to look at things and do it. It's a. Maybe they're better to be burned. I think we should probably just burn that.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

The other item available, the remainder of his Magnum condoms will be sold.

[Brady]

What he hadn't used yet.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

Yeah, all the ones that I hadn't tried on yet. But I did use Magnum spray because I'm. I was packing pretty good hog in my day. I'd like to tell you that if you were gonna have sex with oj, it was gonna hurt. But I can make it hurt more. I mean, either way, you were gonna walk out with a sore throat.

[Prince Jackson]

All right?

[Brady]

That's all I'm saying. Magnum condoms and Penthouse magazines are somehow going to pay the Goldmans a little more.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Yep.

[Brady]

Oh, geez. I kind of wanna. I kind of want. How much is the.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Didn't say.

[Brady]

Where do I go to Sotheby's?

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

Or.

[Brady]

How do I auction these? Do I just make an offer? I gotta be the only one interested?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you want to buy old rubbers?

[Brady]

I would buy the old rubbers in the old OJ's magazines. I put them in a little glass case and a picture O.J. over the top. It's an interesting. You came to my house like, what's all this? Oh, that's OJ's jerk material. And some condoms he never used. And one he did.

[Brett Vesely]

Going to put it in the shadow box and hang it on the wall.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. Over one of his jerseys and a knife.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

The guy, Malcolm Verne is the one selling him.

[Brady]

Do I have to call him?

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

I guess Contact information? It doesn't say a website or contact. Maybe he hasn't put it up yet, but he's.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Getting the final permission.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

What did you, like, open it up.

[Brady]

And you had, like, there was a hair in it, like a pube or something. And then this guy was take it to a doctor and try to rebuild OJ from. From a lab.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

He's OJ's.

[Brady]

I'm the only one it's alive. Yeah.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Malcolm was his longtime attorney and executor of his estate.

[Brady]

So this whole thing is out there somewhere, but you're not giving me information on how shocking. Well, don't do that. But you're right.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Malcolm hasn't put it out there yet.

[Brady]

Well, yeah, he has. You just read it. Yeah, but look at Thriller sitting there staring at you. He's got a big grin.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Look all you want.

[Brady]

Get indignant about it. This is a problem we have. Meanwhile, you don't have any information on how to do this.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

I do not.

[Brady]

Okay. Someday, somewhere you can buy this stuff, auction it off.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Stay tuned.

[Brady]

All right, Stick around like the pages.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Ranker.com are doing. Voting. And for the greatest boy bands of all time.

[Brady]

How far back do you go?

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Jackson's.

[Brady]

Okay, that's number one. That was why I was gonna go with number one.

[Brett Vesely]

And then you got, like, Temptations and stuff. Gotta be in there.

[Brady]

Are they boy bands?

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

They're not considered boy bands.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Menudo.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Menudo not.

[Brady]

They got NSync. Has to be up there. Boys are number two.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Probably kids. 1D. Boys to men.

[Brady]

Don't refer to it. That's what they're called.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Jonas Bros. Stop it.

[Brady]

Are they Jonas, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

New edition.

[Brady]

New addition. Yeah, that's the Wanted. The Wanted? That's a girl band familiar with.

[Brett Vesely]

No, those guys.

[Brady]

Oh, that.

[Brett Vesely]

That's on Glad you came.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Excuse me. Hanson. All for one.

[Brady]

You play that at weddings?

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Brady]

Like the shotgun weddings. That should be the theme song for all shotgun weddings that you dj. Glad you came.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Your favorite boy zone.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

I love boys.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Oh, town. Right after.

[Brett Vesely]

Wasn't her uto or Big Bang or something.

[Brady]

What was? The Abercrombie and Fitch guys.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

Yeah. I like my girls in Abercrombie and Fitch.

[Brady]

That was such a terrible song. And the one dude's dead. The lead singer died. Like, it's like his liver exploded or something. Uf. It was something like that. Yeah. Oh, my God. They were.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Lady Gaga joins Janet and Michael Jackson become the third artist to have multiple number one hits in three decades on Billboard Hot 100. Her song with Bruno Mars, Die with a Smile just reached the top of.

[Brady]

The chart, but she's like, 2009 and 2020. I guess that's. It's 16 years, but three decades. You were one year of the first one, so it's kind of misleading. You just kind of snuck in, which I get. Works.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

But yeah, 2009, 2011.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's the new 2019. So right there, that's two decades. And it's. Oh, she's only been around for 10 years, but it's technically two decades. So it's when you sneak in.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

That's it.

[Brady]

Oh, you're done.

[Brett Vesely]

Lfo.

[Brady]

Lfo.

[Brett Vesely]

Summer Girls was.

[Brady]

Did you have that?

[Brett Vesely]

I can pull it up.

[Brady]

Oh, that was.

[Brett Vesely]

Might get a commercial, though.

[Brady]

Sorry, I'm not interested in that. I just remember being in my friend Joe Ro's house, and that song came on, and the guys on it were all, maybe it wasn't Joe's house. Where was I? But these dudes were all like little male models, but they were. Sorry, Brett. They were so guido. It was like Jersey Shore before we knew about it. Oh, the song was so annoying.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

They're hot.

[Brady]

They were douchebags. Like a medium.

[Unnamed Male Host 3]

That summer, New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.

[Brady]

It was so good.

[Brett Vesely]

My broads were so stupid then.

[Unnamed Male Host 1]

Well, they're outside of beers and clams.

[Brady]

Yeah, but the one dude's like, five, four. I don't know which one of them died. It's a sad story, but one of them's dead. I think it was the tiny one. I think he died of sadness from being five. Five wouldn't be easy. And then his smile was like. Somebody took white out to his danzig son.

[Unnamed Male Host 2]

This was a hit, as.

[Brady]

You're right. Girls in the 90s were dumb. It's like an Adam Sandler song. It's terrible. Anyway, it is an snl, but I'd still bang all three of them before I'd smell Janis Joplin's panties. To make it full circle.

[Holmberg]

Arizona's most powerful rock video station.

[Brady]

He said fully erect.