Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill – Michael Jackson Tape Trove, OJ’s Porn Auction, & Boy Bands

Date: December 18, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg (Holmberg), Brady Bogen (Brady), Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo, Byron
Episode Focus: The crew dives into bizarre entertainment headlines, including unreleased Michael Jackson tapes found in storage, O.J. Simpson’s X-rated prison memorabilia hitting the auction block, and a spirited debate over history's greatest boy bands.

Main Theme

The episode is an irreverent, fast-moving “Entertainment Drill,” with the hosts lampooning the absurdity of celebrity news ranging from unearthed Michael Jackson recordings to O.J. Simpson’s notorious jailhouse porn collection going up for sale. They finish things off with a nostalgic and often mocking run through the most legendary – and ridiculous – boy bands, never missing a chance for sarcastic banter or tasteless jokes.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Discovery of Unreleased Michael Jackson Recordings

[01:57-06:55]

• News Drop: Brady reveals “a trove of unreleased Michael Jackson tapes” from 1989-1991 was found in a San Fernando Valley storage unit.
  • Brady (02:27): “Back when he was Good, Bad and dangerous era. Ooh, there's probably some good stuff on there. But again, maybe not...He made two albums later without any of this stuff on it. This might be his garbage.”
• Titles Mocked: The group jokes about possible song titles like “Son of Thriller,” “To Satisfy You,” and then dives into increasingly off-color, imaginary tracks.
• Satirical Skit: The hosts, adopting Michael Jackson and Prince Jackson voices, improvise lyrics and absurd song concepts about Jackson’s controversial reputation, poking fun at allegations, Neverland Ranch, and infamous tropes.
  • Brady as “Michael” (03:27): “Yeah, I don't think that's gonna be a hit, Michael. I think maybe we should move on to something else. What's that black and white one you were singing earlier?”
• Memorable Finish: They riff on the Jackson family’s vocal traits and catch-phrases (“shamone,” “hehe”) in an elaborate impersonation, weaving Prince Jackson’s supposed contributions and making fun of how similar their voices sound.
  • Prince Jackson impression (06:09): “It's weird when I tell people to call over, call the house and like, hi, Prince, is your dad home? It's like, oh no, it's me. You got me.”
• Laugh Lines:
  • Unnamed Male Host 3, lampooning Michael (03:11): “I just like to stare at a butthole. You guys think this is good? No, I'm gonna release it. A dirty little seven year old. Spread your cheeks, be with me.”

2. OJ Simpson’s Porn Collection Going to Auction

[07:07-10:40]

• The Scoop: O.J. Simpson's “prized X-rated possessions,” namely a Penthouse magazine stash accumulated in prison, are being auctioned to help pay his debts.
  • Unnamed Male Host 1 (07:07): “Unless someone steps up and buys his most prized X rated possessions. Evidently he accumulated a nice collection of porn magazines in prison.”
  • The crew immediately dives into signature O.J. impressions, with dark jokes about DNA evidence and past crimes.
    • Unnamed Male Host 2 as O.J. (08:09): “If you wouldn't mind just not doing any DNA testing on those. They are covered in my DNA, and that could get me in trouble.”
    • “Some of the blonde girls. Heads in the pictures are cut off…” (08:31)
• Auctioned Items: Not just magazines, but also leftover Magnum condoms supposedly owned by O.J.
  • Unnamed Male Host 2 as O.J. (08:59): “All the ones that I hadn't tried on yet. But I did use Magnum spray because I was packing pretty good hog in my day...”
• Comedic Spin: Brady jokes about the value of such questionable memorabilia and how one might display them:
  • Brady (09:39): “I would buy the old rubbers in the old OJ's magazines. I put them in a little glass case and a picture O.J. over the top. It’s an interesting… You came to my house, like, what's all this? Oh, that's OJ's jerk material. And some condoms he never used. And one he did.”
• Logistical Hurdles: They struggle to find contact info for purchasing, with more jokes about possibly “rebuilding OJ from lab” with hair found in the box.
  • Brady (10:15): “You had, like, there was a hair in it, like a pube or something. And then this guy would take it to a doctor and try to rebuild OJ from…from a lab.”
  • Unnamed Male Host 1 (10:27): “Malcolm was his longtime attorney and executor of his estate.”

3. Ranker’s List: The Greatest Boy Bands Debate

[11:20-15:12]

• Topic Launch: Hosts discuss “greatest boy bands of all time,” reacting to a new Ranker.com poll.
  • Unm. Host 1 (11:29): “For the greatest boy bands of all time.”
• Classic & Oddball Picks: Suggestions fly: Jackson 5, NSYNC, One Direction, Jonas Brothers, New Edition, Hanson, O-Town, LFO, Boyzone, Menudo, and more.
  • Brady (11:34): “And then you got, like, Temptations and stuff. Gotta be in there.”
  • Unm. Host 1 (11:39): “They're not considered boy bands.”
  • Brady (12:21, on Boyzone): “Your favorite boy zone.”
  • Unm. Host 2 (12:23): “I love boys.”
• Mockery Ensues: They make fun of silly songs like LFO’s “Summer Girls,” referencing Abercrombie & Fitch and 90s nostalgia, slamming the aesthetics and talent of old groups.
  • Brady (14:09): “They were douchebags. Like, a medium.”
• Notable Digression: One member’s tragic fate surfaces:
  • Brady (12:39): “The lead singer died. Like, it’s like his liver exploded or something. Uf. It was something like that.”
• Lady Gaga Mention: Hosts note Lady Gaga just became the third artist (after Janet & Michael Jackson) with multiple #1 hits in three decades, while poking fun at how the music industry counts decades.
  • Brady (13:06): “She's like 2009 and 2020. I guess that's...three decades. You were one year of the first one, so it's kind of misleading.”
• Finishing Quip: Brady, ever the crass closer:
  • Brady (15:12): “I'd still bang all three of them before I'd smell Janis Joplin's panties. To make it full circle.”

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Absurd Michael Jackson Improv:
  Unnamed Male Host 3 (03:11, as ‘Michael Jackson’): “I just like to stare at a butthole. You guys think this is good? No, I'm gonna release it.”
  Brady (03:27, as Michael’s producer): “Yeah, I don't think that's gonna be a hit, Michael. I think maybe we should move on to something else.” Prince Jackson (06:09): “It's weird when I tell people to call over...hi, Prince, is your dad home? It's like, oh no, it's me. You got me.”

• On O.J.'s Auctioned Porn:
  Unnamed Host as O.J. (08:09): “Please, just not doing any DNA testing on those. They are covered in my DNA…Just buy the magazines and enjoy the pictures.” Brady (09:39): “I would buy the old rubbers in the old OJ's magazines. I put them in a little glass case and a picture O.J. over the top.”

• Boy Bands Satire:
  Brady (14:09): “They were douchebags. Like, a medium.” Unnamed Host 3 (14:12): “That summer, New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.” Brady (15:12): “I'd still bang all three of them before I'd smell Janis Joplin's panties.”

Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:57-06:55] – Michael Jackson unreleased tapes and punchline-heavy parody
• [07:07-10:40] – O.J. Simpson’s adult magazine and condom auction, satirical O.J. monologues
• [11:20-15:12] – Boy Bands list, debate, and nostalgia-packed riffing

Tone & Delivery

The tone is brash, quick-witted, and purposefully offensive. The hosts revel in boundary-pushing comedy and shock-jock humor, bouncing between celebrity gossip and layered in-jokes. Even when discussing facts, irreverence and parody are at the center.

In Summary

If you missed the episode, expect edgy, rule-breaking, and sometimes tasteless bits about pop culture ephemera, with the HMS team rolling from Michael Jackson’s lost tapes, to O.J. Simpson’s infamous memorabilia, to the silliest and sassiest boy bands in music history—mocking all the way.