12-18-25 - FDA Warning College Kids About Taking Royal Honey Packs To Enhance Sex - BO

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Episode: FDA Warning College Kids About Taking Royal Honey Packs To Enhance Sex
Date: December 18, 2025
Cast: John Holmberg (C), Bret Vesely (A), Brady Bogen (B), Dick Toledo, others

Overview

This episode dives into the viral college trend of using "Royal Honey" packets—sex-enhancing supplements often found at gas stations. The discussion is sparked by a recent FDA warning against these products due to hidden pharmaceutical ingredients and potential health risks, especially concerning for those on other medications. The hosts bring their trademark mix of irreverence, skepticism, and raunchy humor, dissecting the efficacy, dangers, and cultural oddities around these “gas station boner pills.”

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. What Are Royal Honey Packs? (00:39–01:12)

• Description: Supplements (often sold at gas stations) marketed for sexual enhancement.
• Comparison: Hosts compare them to other notorious gas station "boner pills" (e.g., ones with "horny goat weed").
• Ingredients: Supposed to contain natural substances, but often laced with pharmaceutical compounds like tadalafil.

“They're gas station boner pills.” — John Holmberg (C) [01:12]

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2. FDA Warning & Media Coverage (01:12–04:18)

• News Report: The FDA specifically warned college students about the dangers—such as drug interactions with blood pressure medicine and antibiotics.
• Critical Take: The hosts mock the idea that college kids, typically young and healthy, are the main at-risk group.
• Unintentional Endorsement: Channel 3 news unintentionally gave Royal Honey a huge commercial by confirming the stuff "works," leading to even more hype.

“All they did last night… was tell everyone these gas station ED supplements work. And they work really well. Be careful.” — John Holmberg (C) [01:39]

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3. Who’s Really At Risk? (And Who Cares?) (04:19–06:50)

• Older Men vs. College Kids: Hosts hilariously analyze who really shouldn’t be taking these—namely anyone with a weekly pill organizer (implying health problems), which is not college students.
• College Student Usage: Most college students aren't on heart meds, so the warnings seem misdirected.

“If in the morning you have to crack open a plastic day… you’re not allowed to have gas station supplements…” — John Holmberg (C) [01:46]

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4. Sex, Supplements, and Generational Differences (06:51–11:07)

• Harder Erections: The hosts banter about their own experiences, joking that ED meds can “bring back your old friend” even if you don’t have dysfunction.
• Generational Sexual Activity: Jokes about Gen Z being less sexually active (“they like to cuddle”), with a jibe at Harvard freshmen being mostly virgins.
• Anecdotes: The humorous contrast between sexual regret in old age versus “raw dogging” youth.

“If your stuff already works, Brady, you would take it and it would just go back to… a normal one… Take one of these things, you’re like, oh yeah, welcome back, old friend.” — John Holmberg (C) [07:12]

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5. News Segment Breakdown & Skepticism (11:08–13:47)

• Live Review: Hosts play audio from a news report, mocking the cautious, negative tone of “experts” and the hot reporter sent to discuss boner pills.
• FDA Stance: The FDA says these contain tadalafil and warns about interactions and possible long-term risks (like permanent ED), which the hosts doubt.

“Taking a medication that’s prescribed for erectile dysfunction unprescribed can lead to actual long term permanent erectile dysfunction.” — News Segment [13:04]

• Hosts’ Scepticism:

“No, it can’t.” — John Holmberg (C) [13:04]

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6. Cultural & Social Commentary (13:48–16:14)

• Bro Trend: The rise of honey packs as a “bro” thing and social media fad.
• Marketing Tactics: Critique of how these products are presented as fun, flavorful, and light, like nicotine products for kids.
• Gender Jokes & Double Standards: Observations on college girls’ reactions and the relative embarrassment (or lack thereof) around buying these products.

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7. Personal Reflections & ‘Old Man Advice’ (16:14–29:00)

• Regrets of Restraint: Stories from an elderly friend wishing she’d “had more fun” and less sexual inhibition.
• Host's Advice: Strong recommendations to enjoy youth, take some risks, and not worry so much about long-term consequences while young and healthy.
• Public Health Messaging Critiqued: The hosts poke fun at anti-drug, anti-sex PSAs and how they often backfire or create unwarranted anxiety in young people.
• Takedown of Overcautious Warnings: Repeated assertion that medical warnings are often more about protecting old/ill people than the actual youth audience being targeted.

“Don't listen to old people when they tell you how scary something is. It's only scary to them.” — John Holmberg (C) [26:16]

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8. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On FDA Warnings:

  “So there you go, college kids. Your erections and sexual pleasure will be 10 times bigger with these gas station things. Be careful.” — John Holmberg (C) [03:06]

• On Generational Regret:

  “If I could tell people… one thing I regret is we didn’t have more sex and we didn’t have more fun because we were worried all the time.” — John recounting advice from his 90-year-old friend Paula [26:14]

• On Media & Marketing:

  “Greatest commercial of all time, Royal Honey. You're welcome. We're on the trend with you.” — John Holmberg (C) [15:38]

• On Using the Products:

  “Go get [Royal Honey]. I'm not kidding… and then you just enjoy your own company. Doesn't even have to be for anybody else.” — John Holmberg (C) [08:02]

• On Cultural Differences:

  “Since Japanese fiancée told me that US foreigners… have softer wieners than the Japanese men… Maybe it’s their diet.” — Bret Vesely (A) [18:37]

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9. Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:39–01:14 — Introduction to Viral Honey trend & what it is
• 01:14–04:18 — FDA and media narrative
• 04:18–06:50 — Who should/shouldn’t use these and health risks
• 06:51–08:39 — Hosts’ personal anecdotes and jokes on effectiveness
• 11:08–13:47 — Breaking down the news segment and safety warnings
• 15:13–15:39 — Popularity and “bro” culture around the product
• 16:14–16:43 — Reflections from an elderly friend; “have more fun” advice
• 26:14–27:56 — Rants about living life fully while young; old people’s worries
• 27:56–29:00 — Final advice: young people should seize the (hard) day

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains the show’s signature: bawdy, unscripted, fast, comedic, with frequent sarcastic asides and crude humor. The hosts skewer public health messaging, boast about personal experiences, and encourage a more carefree youthful approach, all while making sure to poke fun at themselves, the news, and each other.

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Conclusion

This episode provides a comedic, unvarnished take on the surge of Royal Honey sex enhancers among college students, lampooning the overblown FDA warnings, media coverage, and generational hang-ups about sex, drugs, and “living a little.” The message: If you’re young and healthy, don’t sweat the scare tactics—enjoy it while you can.

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Transcript

[A]

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[C]

There's more of the best of homework's morning sickness 98 KUPD and another health thing last night I saw in the news, which I found hysterical. Have you heard of the viral honey sex trend?

[A]

What the hell is that?

[C]

So, okay, so viral honey is a thing you can buy. I. It's at a gas station. You go to a gas station and get viral honey. And it's basically. It's one of those supplements for, you know, it says it's going to enhance your sexual evening.

[A]

Like those gas station pills.

[C]

Yeah, they're gas station boner pills.

[A]

Right.

[C]

But whether they work or not, I would never. I don't know if you want to take that. Mix that with a horny goat weed. Right? It's kind of a horny goat. I always thought it was a horny goat weed. It's kind of a joke, and it's not really a thing. But this. These. These honey things, they weren't. So in the news, you know, they put out a statement that said. Because evidently college kids have jumped all over this, and they basically told these college kids, all right, this has a tada Tadafil or something like that, which is an active ingredient. The dollar fill. Yeah. Something like. It's an active ingredient in boner medication. And it's. And so the dude on the thing said, it will increase your erections even if you don't have erectile dysfunction, and it will enhance your sexual pleasure. And we're warning you college kids not to take this because it could interrupt with antibiotics or high blood pressure medicine. And they interviewed a college kid, and he goes, I'm still doing it. Like, what college Kid is on HBP and worried about his. Or if he's on antibiotics, it's because he's getting laid so often, it's got the clap. Yeah, he's got something dripping. He didn't care. And all these college kids are going to be like, yeah, that's it. And all they did last night to Channel 3 was tell everyone these gas station ED supplements work. And they work really well. Be careful. Like, oh, okay. So if you're, like, 60 and you need it and you got high blood pressure and you're on, you know, you got the. I don't think you should take any gas station supplements. If in the morning you have to crack open a plastic day, it's. What is today? Th. You have to crack open your th. Do you have one of those? You don't have a pillbox? Do you have a pill? I do. Do you have a th. You took your th this morning and tomorrow you take your f. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, you're not allowed to have gas station supplements because you got too many things that you have to sort out during the week. Supplements in there. Do you have ED in there?

[B]

No.

[C]

No. Why not pop them in there? If you're going to start cramming daily, you're not a lot. Sure you can. Well, you can't. You got the high blood pressure meds, so it'll screw that up, but, yeah, you can take it daily. Why not? Why couldn't you? It's harmless. And that's basically what they said last night. There won't be any terrible side effects to you doing this. It's a harmless thing. But I'm warning you right now, college kids, your erections and sexual pleasure will be 10 times bigger with these gas station things. Be careful. And maybe it is a different time because all your kids got so fat, but I don't think there's a lot of college kids out there on high blood pressure meds enough so to put a warning out to all of ASU to say, so. Guess what? Just the high fives that are going on over at Honey Packet. Oh, my God. The best commercial I've ever heard in my life last night. The best by far. It's like, it works. I. The one thing it taught me is that they actually have boner pills you can buy at Kwik Trip that get the job done. They're out right now. There's no way that's gonna be off the shelves by the time I'm done with this break. It is. There's no question, people, right now are going in for their coffee and that weird, you know, weird rotation. Hot dog. That scratcher.

[A]

The rollers. Yeah.

[C]

Roller hot dogs and should never be eaten. Those things are boner killers. And that's why you've got high blood pressure by the way. Because you're eating those. Those things out of the. That's the one thing they should warn people. Stop eating the food that they cook at convenience stores. Don't eat food that's been on a heater and a roller for a while. That other people could have gone. Math. I'll take the one behind it. I'm putting this one back. Yeah. Available to the public. Roller wieners. Just break that machine. That's the danger in a gas station. The truth is get them today. Honey packets. Evidently it works. I see those commercials on TV where they're talking about how the Solidavil or whatever the boner for the actual like Viagra. It's like $300 a pill. But you can buy them from us for 19 cents. Like wow, that seems. Now you don't even have to do that. Just go to the gas station and get a boner.

[A]

It's gonna be a Palladio band next year.

[C]

Roller Wieners. Roller Wieners is. That's a great band. Right? And you can just dog on roller skates and. Yeah. Telling ASU students. See your blood pressure medicine and your day to day cholesterol pills will get affected by these amazing pills that make your already solid boners even better. Don't take it. You want to bang a college girl with an extra hard dick. What's wrong with you? They didn't because nobody. Now they're. Now the real problems are going to start because the 60 year olds are finding out about this stuff and they are on the pills. If you're cracking open th this morning and your index finger and your middle finger are scooping out your three pills for the day to keep you alive. Don't eat gas station wieners and don't take supplements that you got at the quick trip. Unless you're not at all concerned about your blood pressure which by the way, most of you aren't. That's why you're on pills rather than just getting rid of the blood pressure problem. It's ridiculous. But don't take your boner. And college kids go nuts. I want to hear. This is good. And finally the next generation which has wildly disappointed me with their sexual statistics. They don't have it anymore. It's not important. They like to cuddle. We heard that the other Day that the Gen Z's big. Like what Brett said, bunch of pussy. Maybe. They're already incredible erections. Need to be even better. 69. All right. 69% of freshmen, class of freshman class coming into college. Harvard, specifically. Well, there are virgins.

[A]

Go hang yourself.

[C]

It's up 11%, 70% of Harvard's latest class. Yep. Go get the honey packs immediately. I'll tell you this. I didn't realize until I, in the last couple years, took one of the blue pills.

[A]

I never tried one.

[C]

Try it.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Just to beat off. You haven't had just not go away or what? Nope. You just realize what you used to be, but then you get depressed about it a little bit. There it is. A little bit of that. It's like, oh, I've been. I've been cheating myself for a long. If you're. They're better for you. If your stuff already works, Brady, you would take it and it would just go back to, what, like a normal one? Yeah. Yeah. He's staring at me with his mouth wide. Really? But, like, if you already get decent ones, or you think, like, I'm still. I can still do. Take one of these things. You're like, oh, yeah, welcome back, old friend. It reminds you. It's totally different. And it's like, it's mad.

[A]

What are those, little blue pills? Yeah, you should play one of those.

[C]

I got.

[A]

I gotta go get one.

[C]

Go get. I'm not kidding. And then you start thinking, I need to start doing this a lot. This is the only. And then you just enjoy your own company. Doesn't even have to be for anybody else. You're just laying there, going to pop one of these pills when the mood strikes. But don't take it before bed. I did that too. You take it all night? No, it wakes you. It wakes you angry. It's like having a little. It's like having a friend with a Napoleon complex. And he just went to the gym. Watch this. And he shows up huge. Ray, wake up. I want to wrestle. Oh, Jesus Christ.

[A]

Ow.

[C]

All right, if I do this, Hurry up. Make me puke. All right. And then he stays there for a little while after. He's like a house guest today. Like, you're done. Like you used to. Go away, like. Yeah, well, I'm hanging around for a little while. You got a problem with that? Dude, I just toweled off. I want to get some rest. One more step. Watch tv.

[A]

Like hanging out with Meathead or something?

[C]

Yeah, it is. Then he's just there with his arms crossed Hanging off your middle once. Really? All right, Lay down. I'm not. I don't feel like laying down. It does. And I'm telling you from experience, just on a goof that when you already get good ones, this, this does something. So the news taught me last night and the greatest ad I've ever seen in my life, that those honey pack pills are what? That's the one to buy. But if you're. Again, disclaimer. If you're. If you have a little plastic box of day to day medicine, you're not capable of doing stuff like this. Don't marry effing holidays from the big red radio. Sickness. But if you're a normal person. It says consult. Consulting. Just don't do it. Your physician's going to go. Don't. What are you doing? What are you doing? You got. Do you want your heart to stop? Do you want to mess around? I don't have real pills. If you're eating the roller hot dogs, go ahead. Well, that's what I'm saying. If roller hot dogs are interesting, that's why you're on high blood pressure medicine. That's why your dick doesn't work in the first place. The dominoes start with you needing, you know, to take care, take better care of yourself. Maybe your. Maybe your wiener will work again. I'm not talking about people whose wieners don't work. I'm talking about people whose wieners do.

[A]

What channel was that? I'm gonna.

[C]

It was channel three. It was three five. It was three five. And I think it was the five o' clock or the five. The five ones the same news. They just do them both. Man, oh man. So there you go, college kids. Keep it in mind. This one says if you back of the package of the honey pack says if you have an erection that lasts longer than eight hours. Not the traditional four. If you have an erection that lasts longer than eight hours, the only way to get rid of it is playing immort emo. Oh yeah, Media boner. He's right. Emergency deflation. It's true. But yeah, I'm proud of those kids. This just in. John ran into one of those guys in Dandar. Is this it?

[A]

Royal Honey, There might be a commercial.

[C]

Yeah, that's it. Royal Honey. That's the one.

[D]

Okay, so this is what they look like right here. They're just.

[C]

And then they put kind of a hot girl named Michaela up there to tell us about the boner pills.

[D]

Went to a local gas station and we're able to pick them up, but all you have to do essentially is rip them open and then take it orally. So over the last couple of months, experts do say that the use of these honey packets at college campuses has skyrocketed as an asexual enhancer. But the FDA does warn it could lead to serious health issues and claims it contains several harmful hidden ingredients.

[C]

No, it doesn't. Today I'll be trying two honey packs to see what happens. Nerd.

[E]

You know, you know, it's become a bro trend.

[C]

It's a bro trend the bros are getting, but once you take it, your boners are going to get ridiculous. What is one thing that was sent in a BYU student Tacoma that we do here at Yasu?

[E]

Probably taking honey packets.

[D]

The trend also making its way to asu.

[A]

She's not bad.

[D]

With a recent video about the product going viral.

[E]

So we're finding that college students across the United States.

[C]

This dude can't get laid at all. He's upset that other dudes are getting.

[E]

Good boners or smoke shops to enhance their sexual experience.

[D]

While this growing trend may seem harmless, in 2017, the FDA advised people not to purchase the Royal Honey VIP. They say these packs contain the hidden ingredient tadalafil, an active ingredient found in some erectile dysfunction medications.

[C]

Right.

[E]

There's interactions that this medication can have with antibiotics, heart medications, blood pressure medications that can cause serious.

[C]

What college kids on those. Why are you warning college kids?

[D]

Daniel Bush with the cornerstone. This guy's name is Bush says shouldn't necessarily be used by students to up their game.

[E]

Taking a medication that's prescribed for erectile dysfunction unprescribed can lead to actual long term permanent erectile dysfunction.

[C]

No, it can't.

[D]

Despite these warnings.

[C]

Okay, long term, you're telling college kids that long term erectile dysfunction is. It's down the road. And whether take it or you don't like, here's something you can try. It's experimental. It's, you know, people's curiosity. Frank Zappa.

[A]

There's a lot of fun.

[C]

I think it could be fun.

[D]

I don't feel like there's like, oh, she's hot con of taking it, like negative effects. So what might be causing the growing trend among students?

[E]

I think maybe the increase comes from can fall into the realm of pressure from social media or just completing a trend.

[D]

As the product becomes increasingly popular among college campuses, experts warn students to proceed with caution.

[E]

When you think of this being in a honey packet rather than a tablet, it makes me think of things like flavored nicotine that can be.

[C]

That's right. That's what this is. Cancer.

[E]

Cause children painting it as a happy, fun thing.

[C]

It is. Boners are happy, fun medication.

[A]

That needs to be some roller wieners.

[C]

And that's because Mr. Bush there is already behind the eight ball with that face of his. So it's. He's mad at people with good boners having a fun time.

[A]

They put the hot chick.

[D]

The hot chick talking about maybe make sure you look at the ingredients first just to really see what's in there. Again, it can kind of interfere with some medications that people may be taking. If you have diabetes, maybe you're taking some blood pressure. Blood pressure medications.

[C]

Because all those college kids that are all loaded up on heart pills and.

[A]

Stuff like that, you know, I mean, but it does. It doesn't affect your fentanyl high.

[C]

You're fine. College kids.

[A]

Don't worry about it.

[C]

It'll actually counter your fentanyl. Yeah. Now you can get a hard on with fentanyl. Imagine. All I know is that Honey packets. Royal Honey works. She's getting very good. Hey, hey, hey. I like that they went to asu, though, and they interviewed a bunch of hot girls. Nick, what do you think? I think it could be fun. I think it would be. I mean, if his boner can get even harder. Yeah, I'm interested. Don't do it, kids. It just makes sex better. And your erection. Amazing. The girl won't. She won't be able to get enough of you. Please stop this crazy trend.

[A]

There's a bunch of different, like, different honeys now. I guess that's like the new thing.

[C]

Yeah, because college kids are sucking it up like crazy. It's not embarrassing to them at all. It's like, look, dude, extra boner. Yeah, it's like the boys. It's like a compound V. You've got a soup dick. Anyway, it works. So. Greatest commercial of all time, Royal Honey. You're welcome. We're on the trend with you.

[A]

I'm gonna get some.

[C]

I'll try it. I know. I feel like. Let's go to the gas station right now. Let's send. We'll send. We'll send Madeline over to grab it for us on her way in. We'll get our assistant to go down there, hey, grab us a bunch of boner pills. You're gonna look like a. But go into the store and get like 12 of those.

[A]

I'd like.

[C]

I don't want to do that. That would make me look like I'm an absolute whore. You'll Get a tip. Come on, just do what we said. All right, I guess so. Is it in that hot, honey? Brady, Brady, Brady, it's not for. No, that's. I already got hot. Honey, you don't have to worry about the flavor of it. This is not actually for your. You're not putting it in your teeth, just drinking it straight up. You don't put it in anything. No, it's not a food supplement. It's a boner pill. Ah, I don't need that. That stuff gives me a bone. All I have to do is look at the bottle. You be careful. I'm warning you. That's who the news should have been talking to. College kids. You can use it all you want, you're healthy. And then you do, you know, you have the cross eyed weirdo that's sitting there at the health department going, well, the long term effects of taking erectile pills is real erectile dysfunction. Let me tell you, as a 52 year old man who never took any, you still don't get as good a boner now as you used to. So it doesn't matter what you took then and what you're doing now. It ain't the.

[A]

It's not.

[C]

No, it doesn't improve. Wait till you power up with one of these pills. You're going to be like, God damn it. You know? Yeah. That's why Frank Thomas, at the end, you become a junkie. Yeah. I'm gonna turn you off because you're gonna talk, you're gonna talk about this like it's bad. Yeah. Maybe you will become a junkie. A junkie with a great big boner. That's why at the end, Frank Thomas always goes, she'll like it too. And he's shilling some powder that does maybe Nutrigenics.

[A]

Basically, White Sox hall of Famer, I'm in.

[C]

Doug Flutie and Frank Thomas are golfing, talking to another dude about like, hey, dude, 50, it's not as good as you thought it was. And remember the guy standing there, he's kind of dough, he's fat, he let himself go. He says, ever Since I turned 40, things aren't the same. And he goes, oh, yeah, power down a couple of these, you'll get. Frank Thomas is carrying the lumber again. You'll break her pelvis with this stuff. Kids, I'm proud of you. College kids. Finally you're doing something that makes me feel like you're college kids again. I was proud of him yesterday, walking around the campus asking hot girls, do you want your boyfriend to have an even better boner. Well, yeah. Yeah, that would be kind of fun. Does he have high blood pressure? No, he's in college. Why would he have that? I mean, I wouldn't date a kid. That would mean he's a giant mess.

[A]

Just bought 7 packs of viral honey. Now to find a whore.

[C]

Yeah, don't even do that. Just as you pull over in your F150 and tug one out at Papago park like you're a priest. Just throw one down. It's amazing with this stuff. Merry effing holidays from the big red radio. Sickness. Oh, wow.

[A]

How about that?

[C]

Since Japanese fiance told me that US foreigners, that's Americans, apparently have softer wieners than the Japanese men. Wow. Maybe it's their diet.

[A]

Maybe it's the pixelation, too.

[C]

Do they have a huge high blood pressure and thing going on over there in Japan? I don't think so. They don't have a big fat nation. They eat a lot of fish.

[A]

Pixelation.

[C]

They pixelated because they don't want us whites to see how great those things look.

[A]

Gotta report. The honey packs definitely work.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, man.

[A]

Can you imagine if, like, Father Dale had those back in the day? Oh, Jesus.

[C]

That went dark.

[A]

Yeah, Right in those wafers and stuff.

[C]

Oh, he's just. Yeah. Spoon. A little honey. You want a little honey on some Jesus?

[A]

Yep.

[C]

My Jesus wafer tastes funny. Just wait. He's giving the kids boners? Oh, my God, no.

[A]

Him and all the other priests.

[C]

Oh, I see. I thought he was giving out. No, no, no. During communion, he's dipping a few of them in the honey and dropping them in the kid's mouth. That's what I thought you were going through.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[C]

But I mean, he does have all those crackers, so he's just. Spread them out. Eat some honey. No, I can't imagine Father Dale with a boner pill. So. Congratulations, everybody. Yeah. Long term effects. What? College kids like this will damage me in my 40s. You're gonna be a screwy mess. Take advantage of your college. That's my advice. Old man advice to a young person. Don't listen to any medical professionals about anything. When you talk to a doctor, you're talking to a guy who's internally worried about his age. Usually a good doctor you go to is probably in his late 30s, middle, late 40s, and they start experiencing midlife stuff. So they look at college kids and go, boy, oh, boy, don't do this. You're gonna. Someday you'll know. It's like, no. What we all wish we could do is go back to college and go, I should have done more drugs. I should have screwed around more. My body could take it back then. Well, there's some advice. No, don't. Don't listen to Brady right now. Just listen to me. You go back to college. If you could get in a time machine you do, you'd probably go back and go. Drugs aren't as bad as they tried to sell me. They're okay. You get older, you start doing it, there's more risks. When you're 20, yeah, that's fentanyl. No, no, no, no, no. Why do you have to ruin everything with your goddamn 80 year old mind? You hear what I'm saying? Of course you're worried about it. You shouldn't be. When you're like 21, fentanyl and heroin, that's different. That's an animal that kills everybody, but don't do it. But again, like the weed thing. Oh, yeah, it's nothing. You learn that later. Like, Jesus, that's literally nothing. It doesn't cause you to want to, you know, run around and, you know, do coke and it just isn't what they say. So when you go back to college, take boner pills in college, drink a little more, have fun, don't be so worried. All that, because you got plenty of time for that later when the stuff really starts to collapse on your body. What I'm saying is abuse yourself while your body is still in its prime. I wish I'd have done that. I started abusing myself when my body was out of its prime and it caused more trouble later. Should have done all that abusing back when I was younger, but I was taking care of myself. I don't want to do drugs. I remember telling somebody once, I don't do that, It'll harm my. Please. That was a prime. My body was totally capable of taking a hit. Essentially, when you're about 19, 20, you're like, that's what we were worried about. No, the damage you do to your. Oh, yeah, no, no. I was like, oh, could you stop my heart? Or no. When you're 20, you're a boxer in the first round, you can take more punches, you can throw more punches. When you're 40, it's like the middle rounds kind of like, I don't want to get hit anymore. It's just, it's starting to hurt. Your 50s, 60s, you're in the late rounds of the fight and everything you do is try to. You try not to punch too much because that's starting to hurt. You know, you're not doing any damage. And the punches coming in feel faster and heavier than ever in your 20s. You're, you know, you're bouncing around, you're light on your feet, you're throwing jabs, you got a lot of shots going on. Take advantage of it. Your body can take more, do more drugs, drink more, be more aggressive sexually. Like that's the other thing too is that they tell you about STDs constantly and you learn later in life how hard it is to catch one. The only thing they want with the rubbers is you not to have babies people have to pay for. That's really the whole underlying theme of wear condoms, kids or sex will kill you was we got to stop this whole baby thing because we're paying for a bunch of unwanted kids. We got a big problem. And they have curbed that. They scared kids out of sex in a huge way.

[A]

Obviously you didn't watch TV as a kid in the 80s because you'd remember this.

[C]

Uhoh, the drugs thing last time the egg. This is your brain. This is drugs. See? Let me, let me. This is your brain on drugs. So basically what he's saying. That looks good. Yeah, I was gonna say. Any questions? Your brain on drugs is a delicious breakfast. Brady would have become an addict. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the butter? Get some salt. These drugs look delicious. Yeah. This is your brain. Useless. This is your brain on drugs. It's a completed product. Yeah. I'm not saying abuse it, like overdose, but take some chances and have sex with a couple of sluts, with raw dog a couple of girls. It's so hard. It's so. You know how hard AIDS is to cat. I was worried about aids. We all were. It kept me from doing stuff. I wasn't catching aids. You know, pregnancy kept me from doing stuff. Pregnancy scared me to death. That was a real one because that's the worst disease you can give someone. Aids. I was actually worried about aids. And I wasn't having sex with intravenous drug using anal freaks. These girls were pretty good. You don't want the warts or the herpes and things like that, but if they're not showing, you're fine. It's so hard to catch that stuff. Raw dog away. Youngsters tolerate it later. What? David Vasquez.

[A]

No, I can't.

[C]

No. All right, good.

[A]

I'll print it for you. I don't think we can.

[C]

The news. And see, that's old people talking to young people. I don't like Watching the news last night, telling college kids their boners will get better if they try this. Don't do it. It's the. It'll make you feel good. Good. No, no. They constantly told us. And if you watch those commercials again, hey, this makes you feel good.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

Because old people were worried. Their kids were. They just try to scare you out of it. It's the old tactic of scare them, make them afraid of it. It's religion. They did that job first. If it feels like you should be doing it, it's a sin. Oh, oh, no.

[A]

You have to edit.

[C]

Oh, I have to edit away. Since me and my girl used to get those honey packs all the time. But it didn't have a name back then. It used to just be written like in Middle Eastern language.

[A]

Yeah, okay. That's a good way to put it.

[C]

He wrote something horrible. We just called them horny honeys and they work great. There you go. Yeah, it just be more. Just have more fun young. If I could tell people that. And my 90 year old friend Paula, she had advice once and she just goes, Look, I'm 90 years old. And she goes, one thing I regret is we didn't have more sex and we didn't have more fun because we were worried all the time. We'd argue about stupid stuff and what we should have done is just take our clothes off and started each other.

[B]

Right.

[C]

She goes. So every time I think about that, don't let life's stresses get you down. Have a couple of drinks, relax. Nothing's that big a deal, and just have more. I even asked him like, what's the biggest regret you've got going into your 90s? She said, I didn't have more fun. I didn't. I mean, and she had. Holding it hostage. She had tons of fun. Yeah, yeah, that. She had moments where she's like, she did the, the vagina embargo. Well, he's not gonna see that. She's like, I should have never done anything like that. That's a fun activity. We should have never let that be more than. It was just a fun activity that two people enjoy together. Oh, it was a. It was a weapon. It was a political scam. It was dangerous. It was like, stop. Only designed to have family. Yeah, great advice. I'm not saying break the law like crazy, but have some more fun and don't listen to the new. Don't listen to old people when they tell you how scary something is. It's only scary to them. They're telling you because they're technically scared. You start taking that stuff, your heart will stop, son. No, no, dad. Yours will. I'm fine. I'm 20. I'm totally. I'm a ridiculously healthy specimen of a human being. You've seen some kids like Jill's son. The kid can't run 10ft. He can't. He's terribly unathletic. He doesn't try. He's shredded. He's like 19. And she's like, look at him. He's got stomach muscles on. Stomach muscles. He's this little Russian kid. They don't like working out. They get. And pe. He called in the middle. They were making him run a lap. He pretended to break both legs. My legs are both broken from all of these activities. And he's just this mountain of a kid. Take some chances, son.

[A]

Keep running, Stoli.

[C]

It won't last forever. Pretty soon it's not gonna be that easy. It's like being a hot girl. You better develop a personality, because when you're 30, it doesn't look the same as it did when it was 20. If you're relying on not working out and just letting it live forever, you're gonna be sorry. You gotta maintain that maintenance. More bone. Don't listen to Brady. He's worried about that. Us normal people are telling you kids, your boners can be doubled. Take advantage of this, and you know better. If you've got the pill box every day to start screwing around with expert pills, don't do it. I'm gonna live a little bit. That's personal. No, you shouldn't. You. You've. You shouldn't. Because you won't live a little bit. You'll die a little bit. Don't do it. You took a th. You took your th pack this morning, and tomorrow you got a crack open Friday. If you've got that going on, you're out of the game. No college kid has his pill box lined up in his crosses. All right? Today's high blood pressure and cholesterol. And hit the treadmill and get off those pills. You're in your 20s.

[B]

It's.

[C]

You did this to yourself. And go get some of those honey packs. You'll start getting girls and you'll blow them away. Brett, go over. You know what? Take a break. Brett. Go over there and grab some of those things. Let's take honey packs today, and then we'll compare. Maybe we'll even tap each other on the tips. Brady, you can watch. And then maybe put some on your honey or on your bread. But you're not allowed to eat it for something. We care about you.

[A]

We do.

[C]

We need to get our assistant out there to get us some stuff. Maybe pop over to the IHOP and grab some omelets, too, while we're at it. For Brady, Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erected.

[F]

I'm here on the job site with Dale, who's a framing contractor.

[C]

Hey, good morning.

[F]

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[C]

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[F]

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[C]

It's all right.

[F]

We're so far up here.

[A]

Look at me.

[C]

Take a deep breath.

[F]

I'm good. So good.

[C]

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