12-18-25 - The Movie Hot Frosty About A Snowman Come To Life Was Paused At John's House - BO

Summary

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Episode Overview

Theme:
The episode centers around John Holmberg and his co-hosts' comedic and cynical breakdown of "Hot Frosty," a (fictional) Christmas movie about a sexy snowman who comes to life, which Holmberg found paused on his home television. The discussion quickly becomes a broader, satirical commentary on the formulaic nature of holiday romance movies, gendered fantasy ideals, and the absurdity of entertainment greenlights. The hosts riff about other similar movies, the tropes in romantic holiday films, and the double standards around idealized characters.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "Hot Frosty" Phenomenon

• How Holmberg Discovered the Movie:
  • Holmberg turns his TV on to see "Hot Frosty" paused – a romantic holiday movie about a snowman transformed into a dream man.
  • "It's a Christmas movie about some sort of sexy snowman come to life... this is the biggest pile of ever." (Holmberg, 01:36)
• Initial Reactions:
  • Holmberg and Bret mistake the title for a porn, joke about the unlikely premise, and dissect the tropes.
  • "Sounds like a porn. I was like, all right." (Brett Vesely, 01:35)
• Gender Double Standards:
  • The gang highlights the fantasy: women's ideal man is so unreachable, they need magic; compare it to if men built a fantasy snow-woman movie.
  • "Imagine, ladies, if dudes are like... we build a magic whore Snow girl... They'd be so mad at us." (Holmberg, 04:36)
  • "You're the same as us. You have an unrealistic ideal of what beauty is, too, but we also do, so we get it." (Holmberg, 06:12)

2. Satirizing Holiday Movie Tropes

• Plot Points Poked Fun At:
  • Magical transformation via a scarf
  • The impossibility of a woman finding the perfect man except via supernatural means
  • Love as the answer to breaking curses (or melting)
  • Fantastical plot elements like snowmen sculpted with "abs"
• Cast & Cameos:
  • Lacey Chabert (frequent Hallmark actress) gets several mentions as the snowman’s love interest.
  • "Oh, you've got the Tracy Chabert. Lacey Chabert's in everything." (Holmberg, 02:57)
  • Jokes about Craig Robinson doing it for the paycheck: "I know Craig's take on it—Cha ching." (Holmberg, 08:11)

3. Unrealistic Ideals & Satirical Comparisons

• Male vs. Female Fantasies:
  • The crew ribs on women for their movie fantasies but admits men do the same with things like "Weird Science" and sex robots:
  • "Chicks might be making movies about Hot Frosty while us men are making real sex robots. We win." (Brett Vesely, 07:41)
  • "We're actually... they're building the fantasy. We're way weird. Science happened in the 80s. You're just now coming up with Hot Frosty?" (Holmberg, 07:47)
• Body Standards:
  • Much is made about the snowman being sculpted with abs and pecs: "Nobody's ever built a snowman and carved out, you know, pecs." (Holmberg, 07:21)
• Cynicism About Movie Funding:
  • "Someone spent real American money to make Hot Frosty. Is childhood cancer not a thing anymore?" (Holmberg, 06:12)

4. Parodying Additional Holiday Movies

• Holiday Touchdown: A Chief's Love Story:
  • Discussed as a Hallmark-esque attempt to cash in on the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift zeitgeist, complete with D-list cameos:
  • "No, but I think it's gonna fool a bunch of Swifties into thinking it's the Taylor Swift Travis Kelce story." (Holmberg, 13:08)
  • "Not at all affiliated with Taylor Swift." (Holmberg, 14:19)
• Other Ridiculous Plots:
  • "Christmas Cowboy" featuring a woman waking up to a cowboy in her house ("that's called rape"); the "fish out of water" city-girl-meets-cowboy trope.
  • "It's all about women whose lives suck." (Holmberg, 11:38)
  • "She was Ducky, the Jewish cowboy. It's Bucky Feldstein." (Holmberg, 12:24)
• Recurring Joke:
  • The magic scarf animating statues/snowmen; jokes about the scarf being a romantic dealbreaker.

5. Escalating Absurdity and Blue Jokes

• Satirical “Romantic Obstacles”:
  • Whether Hot Frosty will melt if he doesn’t get "inside you four times a day"
    • "If I don't get to be inside you like four times a day, I melt." (Jack, 15:11)
    • "Lick this off." (Holmberg, 15:26)
• Comparing What’s Acceptable:
  • Men making "perfect" snow-ladies compared to women wanting Hot Frosty—everyone holds unrealistic expectations.
  • "You built Hot Frosty." (Holmberg, 16:36)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the premise itself:
  “It’s a fever dream for broads that a man comes to life. You know, it’s Prince Charming stuff...he’s cleaning the house and stuff. Hot Frosty.”
  — Holmberg (01:36–02:56)

• On female/male fantasy movies:
  “If dudes are like, chicks all suck... and we build a magic whore snow girl... They’d be so mad at us for that movie.”
  — Holmberg (04:36)

• On body representation:
  “Nobody’s ever built a snowman and carved out, you know, pecs.”
  — Holmberg (07:21)

• On double standards:
  “You’re the same as us. You have an unrealistic ideal of what beauty is, too, but we also do, so we get it.”
  — Holmberg (06:12)

• On the absurdity of it all:
  “Someone spent real American money to make Hot Frosty. Is childhood cancer not a thing anymore?”
  — Holmberg (06:12)

• On Hallmark/Netflix knockoffs:
  "No, but I think it’s gonna fool a bunch of Swifties into thinking it’s the Taylor Swift Travis Kelce story."
  — Holmberg (13:08)

• On the Chick Flick formula:
  “It’s all about women whose lives suck...”
  — Holmberg (11:38)

• On cleaning up bars:
  “I've never once seen John Taffer or Gordon Ramsay going in there going, you need more nudity. Maybe serve better food. Clean the place up a little bit.”
  — Holmberg (11:15)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:20] Hot Frosty discovery and premise
• [02:16] “Teaching the snowman to be a man”; discussion of the plot
• [03:34] Movie dialogue parody (“I was a sn—no man.”)
• [04:36] Gender double standard rant
• [06:12] Unrealistic ideals, cynicism about movie productions
• [07:41] Real sex robots vs. romantic movie fantasies
• [11:13] Satire on chick flick tropes, bar rescue shows, and male strippers
• [13:08] “Holiday touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story” dissection
• [15:11] Obscene melting jokes ("If I don't get to be inside you")
• [16:36] Closing the loop—everyone’s guilty of unrealistic snow fantasies

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Wrap-Up

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness uses their trademark irreverent, sarcastic tone to lampoon the predictability and absurdity of Christmas romantic movies like "Hot Frosty." Through escalating satire and gender commentary, the hosts highlight how everyone—regardless of gender—loves idealized fantasy, even when it gets silly or inappropriate. The episode is fast-paced, filled with running jokes, and would especially entertain listeners weary of saccharine holiday movie clichés.

Transcript

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[Holmberg]

I didn't. It's not even. It has not been talked about at my home. But I turned the TV on the other day and it was on. Hot Frosty.

[Donovan]

What was that?

[Holmberg]

I don't know. It's some Christmas movie that was on and it was paused. Hot Frosty.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds like a porn. I was like, all right.

[Holmberg]

That's what I thought at first, too. But it turns out it's a. It's a Christmas movie about some sort of sexy snowman come to life thing. I don't know. I didn't. I didn't read it, but that is something. Someone hit play on. It gauged interest in someone enough to not only do that, somebody thought it was a good enough script to make it because they realized there's an audience of women out there. Be like, yes, A snowman comes to life and he's sexy and he's everything. I was like, this is the biggest pile of ever. And he's romantic. It's not like weird science where they built a whore out of a computer thing. And then she started to do like all sorts of jobs from Hot Frosty just was.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's Ryan Gosling walking in or something.

[Holmberg]

And he also is the biggest pansy on the planet. He's the Snowman. He's kind of naive. She gets to teach him how to be a man. Which is just the opposite of what man.

[Donovan]

I might have to catch this.

[Holmberg]

Hot Frosty. Well, I'm making it up as far as like what happened in Hot Frosty because I didn't even read the synopsis. I saw the name Hock Frosty and the picture of the guy and I'm like, Jesus. It's a fever dream for broads that a man comes to life. You know, it's Prince Charming stuff. And they never talk about it. He ride off into the sunset. Cause he's perfect. He's all about her needs and like he's cleaning the house and stuff. Hot Frosty.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go.

[Holmberg]

Oh, you've got the Tracy Chabert. Lacey Chabert's and everything.

[Kathy]

My life is a mess. Good things come to you when you're out in the cold.

[Holmberg]

Kathy, Magic scarf.

[Kathy]

Clearly you've been doing your push ups.

[Donovan]

You know what.

[Holmberg]

And then somebody did a sculpted snowman. You keep it and the scarf brings them to life. And you know what's crazy about Terminator? There's no possible way that that sculpted snowman wasn't made by a gang. Get behind you and push.

[Kathy]

Huh?

[Jack]

On November 13th.

[Kathy]

Excuse me. Can I help you? This is Jack.

[Holmberg]

I was a sn. No man.

[Kathy]

That's not good. The coveralls and the boots.

[Holmberg]

It's real. Yes.

[Jack]

Man went streaking in front of poor Ethel Jennings.

[Holmberg]

Hi there. He's a beautiful man who used to be a snowman. He came to life in Lacey Swank Encino Man. Lacy She Bear couldn't find a man on the planet. There's only three. There's only three and a half billion of us. And she just couldn't do it until a snowman came to life. Hot Frosty. And chicks click on it. And on a date before.

[Jack]

Please, I need your help with Cassie. It's been a minute for me too.

[Holmberg]

What in the name of God? Yeah. Why is Craig Robinson in Hot Frost? I want to make the most of the time that I have with you.

[Kathy]

A man not sweet's just gotta be magic.

[Holmberg]

Oh my God. Jesus. We gotta be careful, boys. Here we are. Having a conversation. If they lose a fingernail, we're out. And they're dreaming up Hot Frosty on the side.

[Brett Vesely]

Hot Frosty. Not my idea of Hot Frosty, but okay.

[Holmberg]

Hot Frosty. Now imagine, ladies, if dudes are like, chicks all suck. There's three and a half billion of them, and all of them suck. And we build a magic whore Snow girl and we call it, you know, Sexy Frosty. They'd be so mad at us for that movie. That would be the worst.

[Listener/Caller]

Like, what is wrong with you guys? You have this idealistic. What a woman should be.

[Holmberg]

This muscular, super ripped, awesome dude, we used to be a snowman. Cause all of us suck.

[Donovan]

Hot Elsa.

[Holmberg]

Whore Frosty.

[Brett Vesely]

You need to lock out your Netflix account.

[Holmberg]

Oh, that's one of times I'm. I canceled TV at the house. It's over. You know what? After Hard Knocks ends, I'm not gonna have any more tv. Cause I'm not credit. Didn't follow through. Has not been spoken of. I only got through about 10 minutes of it before the TV went off, so. But that was the last thing on the television. Hot Frosty. And in her mind for a second, this looks.

[Byron]

Boop.

[Brett Vesely]

Play.

[Holmberg]

I don't blame her for wanting a magic snowman to come to life as the most, you know, a very good looking, you know, handsome, ripped dude. That makes sense to me because I would want the same thing. But women don't start in that hole.

[Listener/Caller]

The false image of what a man thinks a woman should look like when.

[Holmberg]

You make Hot Frosty. That you're the same as us. You want the same as us. You didn't ever make Hot Frosty, Shane Gillis. That's not what comes out.

[Listener/Caller]

I just want a man with a sense of humor.

[Holmberg]

Well, then how come when you make Hot Frosty, Bert Kreischer isn't what the scarf brings you. You're the same as us. You have an unrealistic ideal of what beauty is, too, but we also do, so we get it. Someone spent. Donovan, you make a great point. So someone spent real American money to make Hot Frosty. Is childhood cancer not a thing anymore? Yeah, you're right. You know what, Donovan? That money could have been. It could have been one or the other. We're gonna make Hot Frosty or we're gonna give some money to childhood cancer. What if she loses her head? Just asking for a friend named O.J. yeah, that's true. It's a deal breaker. Hot Frosty. And then Matt Rife comes out.

[Jack]

I'm Hot frosty. I've got 55 different abdominal muscles.

[Listener/Caller]

This is exactly what I wanted.

[Holmberg]

3.5 billion men suck. You needed a magic scarf to turn a snowman that a gay guy clearly built into a real human being.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. Michael and Troy were executive producers on that.

[Holmberg]

Michael and Troy built the snowman. Nobody's ever built a snowman and carved out, you know, pecs.

[Donovan]

The guys that are sitting on the script of David. Yeah, she puts a scarf around the statue.

[Holmberg]

But what if. Just hear me out. You ran into a hot snowman and had a magic scarf? Would you bring him to life? Oh, yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Chicks might be making movies about Hot Frosty while us men are making real sex robots. We win.

[Holmberg]

We're actually. Yeah, they're building the fantasy. We're way weird. Science happened in the 80s. You're just now coming up with Hot Frosty? Another unoriginal chick idea. Hot Frosty. It got greenlit. They got a cast of people I recognize.

[Donovan]

I'd like to hear Craig's take on it. When you saw the script.

[Holmberg]

I know Craig's take on it.

[Donovan]

Cha ching.

[Holmberg]

Show me the money. Yeah, that and the Pizza Hut dough. He's doing all right. Yeah, I saw Craig last. He was so high. Didn't know who at all was talking to him.

[Donovan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Holmberg]

It was for my birthday show. Crazy. He just came over to drink with us. I remember you.

[Donovan]

No, you don't.

[Holmberg]

You're high. You don't remember three minutes ago.

[Brett Vesely]

Vader wants to know if we're watching Hot Frosty at the second show.

[Holmberg]

There is no second show. If you want to stick around, we'll put Hot Frosty up. I'm going home.

[Radio Announcer]

But Merry effing holidays from The Big Red Radio 98 KUPD. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Listener/Caller]

Life's just really tough for me.

[Holmberg]

And then Rita Moreno's twin sister gives her a scarf.

[Donovan]

We could ask him to put it up in the pre party. Just in the background on the monitors.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I'm sure Nine Ball won't mind that.

[Holmberg]

Oh, no, no. In fairness to Hot Frosty. Yeah.

[Donovan]

In the back video.

[Holmberg]

Mind if Hot Frosty's going on behind him? We'd lose Natalie. Their lead singer would turn around and start watching.

[Listener/Caller]

Shut up, you guys. Hot Frosty's on.

[Jack]

Hot Frosty too.

[Holmberg]

Like she broke up with the first snow. Had to get that scarf.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, the first one melted, so.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. Give me that scarf. Yeah. In springtime, he's gone. I wonder if there's a tear jerking ending to Hot Frosty where he has to like, go because it's too hot. And he'll be back again next year. Like Frosted the Snowman had to leave. Remember when he started to melt. But Frosty Snowman didn't turn into a dude. And this will have that stupid thing like with love. His carbon based body will stay if he finds love. And he didn't even know that.

[Listener/Caller]

I guess I'm just worried that you're gonna leave or.

[Holmberg]

That you can't be in the sun.

[Jack]

If you really love hot Frosty. Hot Frosty can live in the summertime.

[Holmberg]

That's how scary Frosty the Snowman. They kill him, he dies.

[Donovan]

It was brutal.

[Holmberg]

It's a terrible ending. He's dead.

[Donovan]

Sacrificed himself.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, he had to. Yeah, Like Jesus.

[Brett Vesely]

They're making all these like Christmas chick flicks. Like with.

[Holmberg]

Oh, it's terrible.

[Brett Vesely]

Like now there's the Merry gentleman too.

[Holmberg]

What's that? Oh, yeah, what's. Did you see?

[Donovan]

That's a Hallmark one.

[Holmberg]

I think Hot Frosty is awesome. What's this?

[Donovan]

No, that was on Netflix.

[Holmberg]

Special.

[Donovan]

This Netflix.

[Holmberg]

More stripping man.

[Casey]

Never seen before.

[Holmberg]

And the dad from Family Ties. Was that a rhetorical question?

[Casey]

I was supposed to be inspirational.

[Holmberg]

Sounded rhetorical. How about you guys?

[Byron]

Whatever.

[Holmberg]

What are these guys?

[Byron]

Strippers.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they're doing a Christmas.

[Casey]

Used to be a tradition around here.

[Listener/Caller]

But now it's on life support.

[Holmberg]

Oh, nobody shows up to the rhythm room, so you have to get dudes dicks out.

[Listener/Caller]

Too many holes in the walls and.

[Holmberg]

The women will show up.

[Listener/Caller]

Oh, the lake.

[Casey]

There's got to be a way to get people excited about this place again, don't you think?

[Brett Vesely]

Male strippers are the answer.

[Casey]

Male dance review.

[Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Brett Vesely]

What?

[Holmberg]

Yes, ladies, you're worse than us because you try to make. You try to disguise your whoredom with romance. The only way to make it. I've never once seen John Taffer or Gordon Ramsay going in there going, you need more nudity. Maybe serve better food. Clean the place up a little bit. You might get some punters.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's for the slow people. Christmas cowboy.

[Holmberg]

She wakes up and there's a cowboy in her house. That's called rape. It's all about women whose lives suck.

[Brett Vesely]

And then magically can't find a man.

[Holmberg]

Magically. Jonathan has a surprise for you.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm giving you the opportunity to make partner.

[Holmberg]

It's not a good surprise, it's a bad surprise.

[Brett Vesely]

He refuses to work with anyone who isn't a hometown born and bred Jericho local.

[Listener/Caller]

Oh, do I have to go there?

[Holmberg]

She's got to go out to some farm.

[Donovan]

Must be Maria.

[Holmberg]

And meet a cowboy.

[Donovan]

I didn't mean to.

[Holmberg]

Oh, she's a fish out of water. She's a city gal. Doesn't want to be there. It's like Pauly Shore and Son in Law.

[Brett Vesely]

Christmas homecoming.

[Jack]

Had to go home for Christmas and meet a clearly Jewish cowboy.

[Holmberg]

She was Ducky, the Jewish cowboy. It's Bucky Feldstein. I cannot wait to see who wins this competition. All right. I can't take it. I don't know how you got us off on that one, Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

You started talking about Hot Frosty.

[Holmberg]

Hot Frosty?

[Donovan]

I can review one more.

[Holmberg]

Hallmark. Well, you got one. You watch that, Casey.

[Donovan]

Kansas City Chiefs.

[Holmberg]

Oh, the story. What is it?

[Donovan]

Two stars?

[Holmberg]

It's the Chiefs fan and a Chiefs player.

[Donovan]

Yeah, her family exploded. Ed Begley Jr. Grandpa.

[Holmberg]

They're paying big money for these things now. They're getting good B listers. What is that? Touchdown of love or something like that? No, Touchdown of love is the down syndrome. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Guys falling for football?

[Holmberg]

No, but I think it's gonna fool a bunch of Swifties into thinking it's the Taylor Swift Travis Kelce story.

[Donovan]

And it's not. Although Donna Kelsey's in it. She works at the diner.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, they're in it. It's a Christmas. That's it. The third one down.

[Byron]

There you go.

[Donovan]

Holiday touchdown. A chief's love story.

[Holmberg]

Chiefs love story.

[Listener/Caller]

So all these Swifties, like, turn your attention to midfield.

[Jack]

From Hallmark and the NFL.

[Holmberg]

Oh, my God.

[Donovan]

You know, there's a couple cameos of.

[Jack]

The year award comes a love story that's a real Christmas game changer.

[Holmberg]

Okay. You watched it? Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Jesus.

[Holmberg]

Well, they are tapping into the Swifty.

[Brett Vesely]

Does Mahomes make an appearance or anything?

[Donovan]

None of the. None of the marquee players. There's a couple of players that come in. Oh, one.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought Mahomes kicker shows up or.

[Holmberg]

Mahomes defensive lineman Chris Ford.

[Donovan]

Might have been it.

[Holmberg]

So it's just being like three seconds.

[Donovan]

Andy Reid at the end goes, come on, we need the field.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, because there's too much romance going.

[Donovan]

On in the football player of the year.

[Holmberg]

Hilarious as Andy Reid Holiday touchdown.

[Jack]

A chief's love story.

[Holmberg]

Not at all affiliated with Taylor Swift.

[Donovan]

Oh, they led you to believe that was going to be about that?

[Holmberg]

Yeah. That's a deal breaker if you got, you know, for girls like, I loved hot Frosty, I loved Kansas City hot Touchdown show. You're out. You're dumb. Because then they get it in their heads that it's possible they start looking at you differently. What ladies don't realize with us is we watch Weird Science and realize we don't look at the. You know, we just realize it's fancy kind of cool, be neat if it happened, but it's not gonna. So we go back to reality. I don't think girls do that. I think they watch Hot Frosty and I think about, what if?

[Jack]

God, that would be great.

[Holmberg]

Then they look at you like, look.

[Jack]

At that tub of goo.

[Donovan]

You're right though. There's gotta be the deal breaker in Hot Frosty.

[Holmberg]

He's gotta melt or he's gotta stay. And you know what keeps him alive? Wouldn't it be great? Love if the end of Hot Frosty.

[Jack]

If I don't get to be inside you like four times a day, I melt.

[Listener/Caller]

Okay.

[Holmberg]

Uh oh.

[Jack]

Looks like I'm leaking a little bit.

[Holmberg]

Swallow it.

[Donovan]

Hey, what happened to Frosty? He melted two years ago.

[Jack]

Look, I got melted me all over my tummy.

[Holmberg]

Lick this off.

[Listener/Caller]

Anything for you, Hot Frosty.

[Holmberg]

You telling me. And then you gotta tell your realistic girlfriends he's his former snowman and if.

[Listener/Caller]

I don't blow him every once in.

[Holmberg]

A while, he melts. You bought into this?

[Listener/Caller]

Yeah, he's perfect. It's a magic scarf.

[Holmberg]

All right, we're not friends anymore.

[Jack]

Hot Frosty. This Christmas.

[Holmberg]

Touchdown of love. Touch of downs. This one says he's not gonna be Hot Frosty when she sticks that warm finger in his ass. That's true. You don't mess around with a snowman doing stuff like that. Frosty, what do you got on the board of musical treats? They're Hot Frosty.

[Brett Vesely]

Of course then the text can be gulp.

[Holmberg]

Sup, gulp. What happened to my big gay snowman? This guy says I'm making a perfect figured snow woman in my front yard with implants and everything else. Because if it's okay for them to.

[Listener/Caller]

Do it wise, it's an unrealistic beauty standard and you're not allowed to do it.

[Holmberg]

You built Hot Frosty.

[Listener/Caller]

It's stupid. It's different.

[Holmberg]

Well, no, it's not.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Holmberg]

He said fully erect.