12-19-25 - Guad Squares - w/Frank Caliendo - Biden - Alec Baldwin - Jay Leno - Morgan Morgan And Morgan - Dairy Dreamer Brady - Barkley And Shaq - 01-20-23 - BO

Summary

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Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Guad Squares w/Frank Caliendo (12-19-25)

Podcast: Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Arizona
Episode: Guad Squares – w/Frank Caliendo – Biden, Alec Baldwin, Jay Leno, Morgan Morgan and Morgan, Dairy Dreamer Brady, Barkley and Shaq (01-20-23 – BO)
Date: December 19, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode is a raucous, highly comedic installment of the signature “Guadalupe Squares” game on Holmberg’s Morning Sickness, featuring master impressionist Frank Caliendo as a special guest. The show’s cast and Caliendo rotate through rapid-fire celebrity impressions—Joe Biden, Alec Baldwin, Jay Leno, Morgan Freeman (and more)—while bantering, riffing, and ad libbing in a send-up of the classic Hollywood Squares format. The tone is irreverent, off-the-cuff, and deeply satirical, with much of the humor emerging from running jokes and exaggerated impressions.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

[01:12] Introduction to Squares (“Caliendo Birthday Squares”)

• Mo Bergeron hosts this edition, introducing the squares with "It's the Caliendo Birthday Squares. Mo. Ost away."
• Frank Caliendo jumps in and out of impressions, setting the comedic tone.

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[01:38–05:36] Top Left Square: Joe Biden

• Frank, as Joe Biden, launches into a rambling, off-the-rails monologue blending Bidenisms, mangled catchphrases, and confusion with pop culture references.
• Memorable quote:

  “When I was a young man, I missed the scrapp of Pennsylvania. … 500 years ago was the fall of the Roman Empire. What?” (01:41)

• He humorously confuses himself with characters from The Office and The Jeffersons, weaves in political jabs, and gets prompted repeatedly by Mo to “move on.”
• Standout moment:

  “Mo, you smell like Prell.” – Biden (04:04)
  “I worked at an office. We were in a paper company. That's right. Michael Smith. Sniff the girls.” (02:04)

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[05:46–06:23] Top Middle Square: Alec Baldwin

• The Alec Baldwin impression delivers dark, meta jokes about his infamous troubles, the “Match Game” and recent controversies.
• Notable exchange:

  “I'm probably going to jail.” – Baldwin (05:51)
  “Maybe you shouldn't have pulled the trigger.” – Mo (06:08)
  "The gun wasn’t loaded. I was." – Baldwin (06:09)

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[06:23–07:59] Top Right Square: Jay Leno (as Freddy Krueger)

• Jay Leno riffs on his face being burned, merging Leno with Freddy Krueger for a surreal square.

  “What's the deal? Have you seen this thing? … This guy? What do you mean?” (06:27)

• Inside jokes about Thor, Morse code (“Norse code”), and Leno’s trademark chin.

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[08:03–09:39] Middle Left Square: Morgan Freeman & Tracy Morgan

• A recurring sketch with Morgan Freeman, Tracy Morgan, and legal ads for “Morgan, Morgan & Morgan”—devolving into absurd sexual innuendo and running gags about their law practices.
• Highlights:

  “In a wreck. Need a check? Call Morgan. Morgan & Morgan.” – Freeman (08:25)

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[10:03–11:09] Middle Square: Dairy Dreamer Brady

• Brady describes his regimen of eating cheese before bed, resulting in nightmares featuring only Jay Leno (“Leno, Krueger and my cheese nightmares”).
• Quote:

  “I ate some port salou and I had a cheesemonger store. … It was a cheese mongoloid.” (10:15)

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[11:09–13:40] Center Squares: Ron Wolfley, Jesse Ventura, John Madden, Bill Walton, and Barkley & Shaq

• These squares descend into voice mashup chaos—multiple sports broadcasters and athletes all at once, parodying their signature broadcasting styles.
• Barkley:

  “Brady’s penmanship is like a Joe Biden speech. You can’t get through it without a trail off and misunderstanding what it actually is.” (13:08)

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[14:02–16:41] Playing the Game: Questions, Morgan Freeman Banter

• Callers Darcy and Donnie play to win. Morgan Freeman continues joking about legal services and bodily mishaps.
• Memorable moment:

  “Did your vaginal mesh explode and fall out again? Don't call us. Call Erna and Rowe or something.” – Morgan Freeman (15:02)

• They launch into Shawshank Redemption-style narration with donkey jokes:

  "That's when a tall drink of water named Donkey Dufresne… hung down like a tripod..." (17:08)

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[17:58–21:52] Continued Gameplay: Biden Returns, Land Borders, Secret Square

• Back to Biden for more word salad and confusion:

  “Are you buffering?... Sometimes you look at me. See a little spinning circle…” – Biden (18:18)

• Trivia question ("The world's longest land border: Russia and China, true or false?"). The answer is false (correct: US and Canada).
• Secret Square clues parodying Guy Fieri:

  “He’s got 2000 seasons of triple D. His clothes scare Jay Leno.” (21:03)

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[21:52–23:34] Ending Chaos and “Everyone Wins”

• Improv crescendo—“everybody wins,” Metallica tickets for all, general nonsense.
• “So who really won? I don’t know. America. One word. United States. Big winners. Blast. It’s over. Shut the door. Shut it again. Wrong way. Still in here. Now I’m trapped in a giant cube. Can we be friends? Does this scare you?” (23:34)

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Notable Quotes & Jokes (with Attribution)

• Joe Biden (Frank Caliendo):

  • “When I was a young man, I missed the scrapp of Pennsylvania. ... 500 years ago was the fall of the Roman Empire. What?” (01:41)
  • “Mo, you smell like prel.” (04:04)
  • “Sometimes you look at me, see a little spinning circle. Leg timer.” (18:18)

• Alec Baldwin:

  • “I'm probably going to jail.” (05:51)
  • “The gun wasn’t loaded. I was.” (06:09)

• Jay Leno:

  • “Have you seen this thing? Have you seen this Alec Holdren fella?” (06:27)

• Morgan Freeman:

  • “In a wreck. Need a check? Call Morgan. Morgan & Morgan.” (08:25)
  • “Did your vaginal mesh explode and fall out again? Don’t call us.” (15:02)

• Charles Barkley (on Brady):

  • “Brady’s penmanship is like a Joe Biden speech. You can’t get through it without a trail off and misunderstanding what it actually is.” (13:08)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:12 – Mo introduces the “Caliendo Birthday Squares”
• 01:38-05:36 – Joe Biden square, classic Caliendo riffing
• 05:46-06:23 – Alec Baldwin humor and meta-jokes
• 06:23-07:59 – Jay Leno/ Krueger square, “Norse code” joke
• 08:03-09:39 – Morgan Freeman & Tracy Morgan legal absurdities
• 10:03-11:09 – Dairy Dreamer Brady’s cheese nightmares
• 13:08 – Barkley roasts Brady’s penmanship
• 14:02-16:41 – Call-in game, Morgan Freeman “law” and Shawshank riff
• 18:18 – Biden’s “buffering” confusion
• 21:03 – Secret Square as Guy Fieri
• 21:52-end – Everyone wins, episode wraps in comedic chaos

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Summary

This Guad Squares episode is a whirlwind of comedic impersonations and improvisation, with Frank Caliendo’s talent and the show’s crew amplifying the zany energy. Satire of politics, celebrity culture, and pop references abounds, with no target too sacred. While the structure loosely follows the Hollywood Squares game, the real entertainment is in the wild character bits, running gags, and fast-paced banter. Fans of improv, pop-culture parody, and sharp wit will find plenty to love—and everyone, in true HMS fashion, goes home a winner.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Of Homburg's Morning Sickness.

[A]

You're listening to the Best of Homburg's Morning Sickness and you might have heard a little bit of me, Frank Caliendo there, who, by the way, just happens to be at Tempe Improv New Year's Eve. Two shows, Tempe and Prev.com or something. You sons of bitches. Now back to the Best of Holmberg's Morning Sickness. Time for your Guadalupe squares. Here's our hostess. Look over there.

[B]

It's Mo, everyone. Hi, Mo.

[A]

Oh, hi. How are you? You ready?

[C]

Yeah, I'm ready.

[A]

All right, good. Mo Bergeron is hosting squares. It's the Caliendo Birthday Squares. Mo. Ost away.

[C]

Thank you, Chancellor. In the top left square, Joe Biden is in.

[A]

I hear that. Sorry. Birthday. My wife always says to me, as somebody with a birthday, sing him, Dr. Jill. Sorry. Sing him Happy Birthday. Sing him Happy Birthday. Let's do it. When I was a young man, I missed the scrapp of Pennsylvania. Oh, my God. Gary Foray. 500 years ago was the fall of the Roman Empire. What? Joe, wake up.

[C]

Wake up.

[A]

Mario and Luigi gonna tell him right now. Happy birthday. Sing Happy Birthday. Happy birthday. You shook me all night long. Shake me on 2, 1. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Learned this growing up in a black church. I was babysitting Martin Luther Kingston. What? No. He had that Martin Luther Junior Mint. And he had that girl child. Kamala made her vice President of the United States. Says she's the first black one. Not filtered. Not filtered. She's an unfiltered person. Unfiltered. She's an unfiltered person. Come on. What are we doing? Stir it up a little bit. What are we doing with the guy with the thing? Listen, listen. Jack. What are we doing? Jack. Toledo. Look. Hey, Jack. Look. Jack. Let's go smell Mo. No, no, no, no. Smell that hair. You smell the top hair, you smell the bottom hair. I'm going in Hunter style. I worked at an office. We were in a paper company. That's right. Michael Smith. Sniff the girls.

[C]

I don't think that was you. I think you watched a show. You weren't in it.

[A]

Dunder Mifflin's getting confused. Dunder Mifflin. Remember that time you and me and the Beat Farmer kid?

[B]

What?

[A]

We attacked Pam and Jim. I don't. I remember how it ended. I remember how that ended. I remember how that ended. I don't remember. But I'm not gonna admit it. I'm not gonna admit it. Dwight. Remember Dwight? Come on. Dwight was there. Come on. Who's the guy we didn't like? It was Toby Keith. Toby Keith. Never liked Toby Keith. Barr. Where's Bar goddamn Hunter? We had to drag Hunter out of the bar. Hunter. Hunter. Stuck in a bar. Good kid. A deer hunter. That's good. Mo. You smell like prel.

[C]

Oh, God, Please stop. I thought you were away already. Oh, my gosh. Let's move on. Let's move on.

[A]

You know. You know, I did win. No, come on.

[C]

You're not in today.

[A]

I'm not in this one? No, I'm in all of them. You know what? Not for nothing, but you said, let's move on. And I think that's what America's been saying about Joe Biden for the last 61 years. We're moving on up to the east side. The deluxe apart. We're kicking Kamala out. When I was a young man growing up on the east side. Come on. I grew up. I ran a. Like a Laundromat. A Laundromat? My wife, Weezy, and I. She's long gone now, God bless her. I had a joint. I had a strip. You know it. You know it. You're there. You're there. Come on. We're never gonna get through this. Let's go.

[C]

Let's go.

[A]

Dear Frank, we're the dead people who aren't here. That's right. Just raise your hands. I have to shake hands with a ghost? Come on, just raise.

[C]

All right, we're moving on.

[A]

Why does Jeff Dunham have his hand on my ass? All right. And it's Walter. Look like Walter. What the hell? Come on, come on, come on, come on. What are we doing? Come on, Drake. We're playing Hollywood Square. Singular. Singular.

[C]

Go take a nap.

[A]

Go take a nap. Square. There's no faintness. There's only one square. I just took a pill. I took a pill. I'm feeling good. Okay?

[C]

Go to bed.

[A]

Feeling good. Got a half a heart. Sleep. Took the wrong pill. Go to sleep. The pants got tight. Blue pill.

[C]

All right, moving on to the next.

[A]

In the Matrix. In the Matrix. Took the blue pill and then I. He shot at me. And I leaned backwards slowly. Speaking of shot.

[B]

I never shot at you.

[C]

Oh, my God. Top, middle square. Alec Baldwin.

[B]

I'm probably going to jail.

[C]

You are going to jail.

[A]

Dude. I am God. What?

[B]

I was the host of the Match Game. Ironically, I played a game where we had to fill in blanks.

[C]

Oh, no. Come on.

[B]

It's just not fair.

[C]

Horrible.

[B]

I didn't do it.

[A]

Maybe you shouldn't have pulled the trigger.

[B]

God wasn't loaded. I was.

[C]

Yeah, well, then that also.

[A]

Quiet down.

[B]

Pig man's talking.

[A]

This guy's too angry. Stop being angry. Stop being angry, Democrat. Act like fun.

[C]

All right, in the top right square, we got Jay Leno, Krueger.

[A]

Hey, what's the deal? Have you seen this thing? Have you seen this Alec Holdren fella? This guy? What do you mean? The thing he just did in the square? Can you believe he actually did that?

[B]

I didn't do it. I couldn't do that.

[A]

Guess what? It's gonna be your worst nightmare. Jay. Here's a light. No, no. Little fire scarecrow. Ah. My face. My beautiful, beautiful face. Oh. No one will ever hire me again for modeling.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Really took that one on the chin, huh? Thanks for being in the center square for that one, huh? I take everything in the chin. There's no choice. It's gravitational pull then just gone to Norse code. I've actually gone to Norse code. Have you seen this? Have you seen what the Norsemen are doing? Have you seen this? Have you seen Thor?

[B]

They changed it.

[A]

They changed the Morse code to the north code. The Morse code Was stolen from the Morse code. When I was a young man back in Scranton, Pennsylvania, we didn't have codes. Get back into Scranton. You're a code talker. Hey, I remember when I was a Viking. We were Viking for a while. We won the division. We beat him. We beat him. Beat him bad. We took our leather hats off. We celebrated. We were stormed by purple people. We ate them. Purple people. You ate. I get it. You. Come on. Dumbest thing you've ever sm. You're better than that. I'm not. No, no, no, I'm not. Maybe not. I'm not better.

[C]

All right, in the middle left square, we got Morgan Freeman's double.

[B]

Morgan Freeman. Wait for the music to swell before you start going. Sometimes I get a little bit too excited, Sonny. It's hard not to. We're here. And it's always an exciting time to have you and I together.

[A]

Morgan, Morgan and Tracy.

[B]

Morgan and Morgan's the law firm of Morgan, Morgan and Morgan.

[A]

That's crazy. What's going on here?

[B]

In a wreck. Need a check? Call Morgan. Morgan and Morgan.

[A]

Take a spill. Need a pill.

[B]

Call Morgan. Morgan and Morgan.

[A]

That's crazy. I want to put a baby in you. No.

[C]

No babies. I want you.

[A]

That's why you take the pill. That's right, Toledo. You got it.

[B]

Do you need child support? Call Morgan. Morgan, Morgan. Unwanted pregnancy. Call 1mor.

[A]

All right, Morgan. Morganmorgan69.com.

[B]

That is not our website.

[A]

Open toe shoes.

[B]

But I'm going to buy it. We are squatting on it. We're taking a look.

[A]

I wish you'd squat on me.

[C]

No. Every time I do, you try to get me pregnant. We're not doing that anymore.

[A]

Get over here and pee on one of us.

[C]

All right, fine.

[B]

Don't. Don't pee on me.

[C]

Why not?

[B]

Just please.

[C]

If there's anybody that. I'm gonna do that to cut the ass nicely.

[A]

Well.

[B]

Oh, well, then. And then he had to climb through 500 yards of the fifth slop.

[A]

I can't even imagine.

[B]

Come out the other side smelling like a rose.

[A]

A rose that had been peed on by a dog. A European gets rid of freckles. What?

[B]

Well, we'll never know.

[C]

We don't want that.

[A]

Not even beautiful freckles. I know something to get rid of those freckles. Okay. All right.

[C]

In the middle.

[A]

It slices, it dices and it's rough. Ready to go. Right here in your nightmares. That's right. From Ronco. It's the new JLo. I'm a fire starter. Twisted fire Starter. Hey, hey, hey.

[C]

All right. Get back in your square. In the middle square, we've got Dairy Dreamer. Brady.

[A]

Yeah, I'm starting a. Hey, Frank, happy birthday. Hey, thanks, Brady. I'm starting a thing where I go eat cheese before bed every night.

[C]

That doesn't sound like a good idea.

[A]

Yeah. And then they measure me to never have nightmares and stuff, and so far, only Jay Leno's shown up. And then I thought I was talking to a cheesemonger in my dream last night, I ate some port salou and I had a cheesemonger store. It was a cheese mongoloid. Horrifying, Drooling all over the cheese. That's what they do. Hey, what do you think of this? Do you think this is Gouda or better? Huh? It's Leno, Krueger and my cheese nightmares. You've never had a food nightmare? Then I got a dream that Frank's Uncle Cheese King of Chicago showed up and I wasn't allowed to get cheese. That's right. You can't get cheese in Chicago without Go to meat Uncle Phil. I'm just saying I want a bite. That's right. That's right, Frankie. Happy birthday, Frankie. What is that, Freddie? Just hand me a note says, cheese is better. Cheddar is better.

[C]

I get it, all right? And cheese is better when it's cheddar. Right in the middle of Bright Square, we got Ron Wolfley, Jesse Ventura, John Madden and Bill Walton.

[A]

That's the bait. I'm not even sure which I'm doing right. I don't know which one we are.

[B]

Who are we?

[A]

Who are we dressing? The body we can be. I think that's actually Goliath from Davion. Goliath. Oh, David, I'm so excited.

[B]

We got a new general manager.

[A]

Where's that Asner? Twas the night before Christmas sun and all through the house. It's the same voice that keeps on giving. There, David. Unbelievable. How great is this? The conference of champions right here. Throw it to the big man. Throw it down.

[B]

As the former governor, I got to step in and take over the square.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Because it's out of control.

[C]

It is a lot. Thank you for taking control. In the bottom left square, we've got Brady secret square. Give us a hint.

[A]

I'm 55 years old and I'm totally money. Put it on a flip flop. Yuck.

[C]

Oh, God, don't do that.

[B]

Merry effing holidays from the Big Red Radio. Holmberg's morning sickness.

[C]

All right, in the bottom middle square, we got Charles Bar shaq for the 30 year Sun's reunion.

[A]

I'm Shakira. My name is my good friend, Charlie Barkley.

[C]

Did you change your name to Shakira?

[A]

Shakira. My hips don't lie.

[C]

Oh, I like it.

[A]

Shake it, baby.

[C]

Shake it.

[A]

Yeah. Let me just say this. I was over at your house the other day. That's right, Shakira. Did you eat all my Girl, I might have had some jam. You ate all my jam. Somebody ate all my jam. Brady's. Hand me another note. That don't make no sense, but it says Shacoochee, and I like it. Listen, I think that's a cheese board. One of the worst things. One of the worst things I've seen is Brady's penmanship. Brady's penmanship is like a Joe Biden speech. You can't get through it without a trail off and misunderstanding what it actually is. I don't know whether that's a cue or a bad drawing of himself.

[B]

But.

[A]

I'll have the charcuterie with some salami and some cheese. But keep them little peppers off the brown stuff. Shaq, you don't want that on a board. Not having Shakuzhi on the board. They serve it at final restaurants like Papa John's. I'm always big on these long introductions for the squares, but even I'm saying cut this one off. Call Papa John's right now for the pepperoni, Shackaroni, Shakoochee.

[C]

All right, in the bottom right square, we got our Lord and Savior, Tripp Ree.

[A]

Next.

[C]

Best introduction yet.

[A]

Who's on the line there?

[C]

We got Darcy and Don.

[A]

Darcy, are you there?

[B]

Darcy, are you there?

[C]

Yes, I'm here.

[B]

All right. Donnie, are you there?

[A]

I am. Darcy, pick a square. You're a girl. Go.

[C]

Let's go with Morgan Freeman.

[B]

All right, we can do that. Morgan Freeman. I tried waiting for the music.

[C]

It's hard, right? It's gotta be quicker.

[B]

Toledo Torpedo. As we discovered earlier this morning.

[A]

Toledo Torpedo.

[B]

His timing is sort of like that of we let Caleb run the board from the shrinus. It's just going to be slow. But you feel sorry for him, so you allow it. Darcy, do you have any legal needs right now? Because we have the answers at Morgan Morgan.

[C]

They don't. Darcy, don't answer that question.

[B]

Are you pregnant? Do you want to be?

[A]

Would you like to be Mesh? No.

[B]

In a wreck. Need a check. What's going on with your spine? Have you had any water at Fort Lejeune lately? We can solve all these issues with one simple call to Morgan, Morgan and Morgan.

[C]

All right, let's get to your question69.com?

[A]

Donkeys.

[B]

I'm gonna work on John Goodman, so I can just do Saul. John Goodman.

[A]

Dorsey, let me ask you a question. Did your vaginal mesh explode and fall out again? Don't call us. Call Erna and Rowe or something. We don't want to see that in garbage.

[B]

I think this is the first time I've agreed with Tracy. Morgan. I don't want to see that either. I have never envisioned the vaginal mesh before. Well, it looks a little like if you left a T shirt inside out on the floor. It's tumbled out the wrong way. There's threads where there shouldn't be, and you can see the seams and some deodorant stains. I'm speaking for Darcy. I know some people who can get it done in nine minutes. Name that to him.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. It's so great.

[C]

All right, let's move on to your question. Morgan. Donkeys are said to be able to recall 25 years old mem. Oh, 25 year old memories.

[A]

I'm technically a donkey.

[C]

All right, Senior square Biden. All right, we're talking to the Morgan.

[A]

What's the wrong question in there? Come on. What are we doing during the wrong square?

[B]

Brady may have the line of the day as he hands me the snow. That's one smart ass. It's biblical.

[A]

Listen. That's pretty good. That's actually good. You should go out on that. You win the squares.

[B]

What was the question? I forgot the question.

[C]

The question is, donkeys are said to be able to recall 25 year old memories. Is that true or false?

[A]

True. Oh.

[B]

How would anyone actually know with the donkey just reminiscing? It all sounds like eehaw yaw to me.

[C]

Donkey, could you narrate a donkey's thoughts.

[B]

As I gaze out there behind me? I've decided I found something I'd like to kick. There's a lot of things I'd like to kick in this room right now. I'll say that a donkey can remember 25 years ago. Cause he can't prove he can't.

[C]

Okay. Darcy, do you agree?

[B]

I just miss my Jenny.

[A]

I just miss. I just miss.

[B]

That's a female donkey.

[A]

Jenny.

[C]

Darcy, he's saying true. Do you agree or disagree?

[B]

Like Forrest Gump.

[C]

You disagree. That's incorrect. Circle Vista Square.

[B]

That's when a tall drink of water named Donkey Dufresne. He got the nickname in prison as Donkey, which is a good thing in prison. Look at the size of that thing. Andy Dufresne hung down like a tripod when we was mopping the top of that building. He wasn't using a mop. He just tied some bottom mop to that big old stick of his. Smelled like the Sisters.

[A]

And that's when Frank remembered the brand situation.

[B]

Brand liab Liability. Donkey Du Frain's penis smelled like 400 yards of the phallus fill.

[A]

Frank's gone. That's brand.

[B]

That's brand liability.

[C]

All right, Donnie.

[B]

Funny thing about that.

[C]

All right, Donnie.

[B]

Makes a man think.

[C]

Go ahead and pick a square.

[B]

Hope and Andy's donkey were dangerous things.

[C]

Say it one more time, Donnie.

[A]

Top left.

[C]

Top left.

[A]

Biden. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. This probably gonna be the last square ever. Could be one of the things in my administration. It's going good right now. I got a touch going. Well. My best sense ever. Toothpaste rock. You want some toothpaste?

[C]

Are you buffering?

[A]

What are you doing? Sometimes you look at me. See a little spinning circle. Leg timer. God bless the USA in America Shed his grace on thee and crown. You know. Come on. Crown. Parquet. Parquet. Get a crown. Parquet. It's butter. Can't believe it's not butter.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Fabio. Fabio. Fabio. Fabio. I remember he wrestled Andre the Giant. Yeah, One time. I watched Match.

[C]

I don't think he did. Did he?

[A]

Craze match. WrestleMania 5.

[C]

I'm going to need donkeys.

[A]

Never forget. All right.

[C]

Come on. Get your question.

[A]

The world's largest tigers and bears. Oh, my.

[C]

The world's largest landowner. Longest. There we go.

[A]

Longest.

[C]

The world's longest.

[A]

I'll show you longest.

[B]

I think we just talked about what was longest.

[A]

Andy Dufresne's donkey long border.

[C]

The world's longest land borders between Russia and China. True or false.

[A]

What square are we in? We're in the top left square.

[C]

We're in Biden Square.

[A]

Welcome to our nation. What was the question? We're gonna free your people. You free people?

[C]

My people are free.

[A]

No, no, no. They're down there in El Paso in cages.

[C]

All right. The world's what? Longest land border is between Russia and China.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

True.

[A]

I know that my borders are as Kamal and she's taking care of this situation you're asking about. That's not. We're building the wall around Russia and China. Chinese are good wall. I remember I used to have railroads. Railroads. I made him build railroads back me and Jackson were president. I was there. I was there. I was there. If that's Washington on money.

[B]

That's me.

[A]

I'm on the dollar. I'm on the dollar. Silver dollar.

[C]

You're not on anything.

[A]

Silver dollar. Pancake. That's right. I'm a silver dollar. You put the jam on me. That's good stuff with the jam for Shakira's house. Come on. That's my jam. Come on, get better get an answer before Vince gets in here single ever.

[C]

He saying.

[A]

Listen.

[C]

All right, Donnie. He's saying false. Do you agree or disagree?

[A]

Hi, hot blood.

[B]

I agree.

[C]

That is correct. US and Canada.

[A]

I agree with Donnie, man.

[C]

All right, Darcy, you take the secret.

[A]

Square for Bye America.

[C]

Darcy, take the secret square for the block. I don't know who it is.

[A]

So I. I'm going to take you downtown. Take the secret square. Favorite town. Keep guessing. He's the world's biggest dude. He's got 2000 seasons of triple D. His clothes scare Jay Leno.

[B]

Cuz they always look like they're on.

[A]

Diners drive ins and divers. I'm a chef.

[C]

Oh my God.

[A]

Really? I am. Come on, guy. You both win. Come on, Guy. Say your name. Come on. You're on fire. Guy. Piero. Fiery Pontiac.

[C]

Come on, Darcy, please.

[A]

Unbelievable. He drives a Ferrari. You know what? Unemployment, grocery games. Tell you what. Wait. Wait a second. Were you on Wheel of Fortune? Yeah, we just spelled it out for you. But in my America, I was a Chilies. Everybody wins.

[B]

Wins.

[A]

It's Guy Fireball frosted tips. Guy fiery Eggles. Are we ending it? Yeah, we're ending it. Everybody wins. Cause I'll tell you what wins. I tell you what. In America, everybody's a winner. All them winner. You have executive privilege. All the people on the phone give Metallica tickets. Everybody calls. Larry today gets Metallica tickets. All of them.

[B]

Everybody.

[A]

If Metallica calls, they get your tickets. That's exactly. They get tickets to see you and Metallica relief program. Come on, man. Come on.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

Relieve me. Reach over here. Relieve me. Shut him off. What are you looking at? Are you send you back? Oh, no.

[C]

I'm from here. I'm from here.

[A]

No, you're not.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Grew up in Scratton. Never saw one of those.

[C]

That's a whole different part of the nation.

[A]

You haven't made it up that far yet.

[C]

I like it here. It's nice.

[A]

Keep scooting north. You guys end up in Canada then. We're coming. Welcome back. I fill in the pauses with this. What's going on? You're crazy.

[C]

Are you snoring?

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

This is when I'M awake.

[C]

Eyes are closed when you snore.

[A]

I'm sleeping. JLo's in my nightmare. That's right, you know, leave. JLO relief program. Give him a little relief. So who really won? I don't know. America. One word. United States. Big winners. Blast. It's over. Shut the door. Shut it again. Wrong way. Still in here. Now I'm trapped in a giant cube. Can we be friends? Does this scare you?

[B]

All right, that's enough. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect and yes, can you be.

[C]

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