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Brett Vesely
You're listening to the HMS podcast brought to you by MMP Guns.com, your most trusted online marketplace for firearms, ammunition and accessories. Hey, it's Brett Vesely and I'm here with Byron from MMP Guns. Look, Byron, I have a friend wanting to sell some guns he inherited. What's the best way for him to do that?
Byron
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Brett Vesely
Okay, but what if he lives out of state?
Byron
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Brady
Really?
Byron
That simple?
Brett Vesely
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Brady
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There's a little list of authors that did not approve of the casting when their book was turned into a movie. For example, Anne Rice. She was upset that Tom Cruise stat an interview with a vampire. But after seeing him, she called him up, took it back.
She just realized her book was boring.
Stephen King did not like Jack Nicholson's performance as Jack Torrance in the Shining. But he did like Tim Curry's Pennywise for the IT miniseries.
Stephen King has terrible taste in making his movies or his books.
Brett Vesely
Movies.
Brady
All of Stephen King's, the ones that he was in charge of making were horrible. The second he kind of let them go, they're all good. Misery, the Shining. Like the ones he didn't have much to Shawshank Redemption. The things he had less to do with were all good.
Brett Vesely
Stand By Me was one too.
Brady
Stand By Me, that's right. And the ones he didn't touch were great. The ones he was involved in, like Pet Sematary and Cujo. And it was just maximum overdrive. Maximum overdrive was terrible.
Raoul Dahl didn't like Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka.
Idiot.
He thought his performance was pretentious, insufficiently gay and bouncy.
Yeah, it's true. And at that time, that was probably.
A concern over the weekend. And it's. It's fantastic.
It's still great. When I was walking around with that cane, the only thing I wanted to do was do a somersault and start singing.
Ken Kessie disapproved of Jack Nicholson playing Randall McMurphy and One Flew the Cuckoo's Nest. I don't think anybody short and too shrewd. My man. Vin Diesel.
Triple X. IO.
He walked Paul Walker's daughter down the aisle. Meadow got married over the weekend.
Somebody had to pause. Not there anymore, obviously.
Triple X is Meadow's godfather, so it was his privilege to walk her down the aisle.
He teared up a little bit. Thank you, Mr. X.
Maddie Akupd
Anger. But.
Brady
That'S what family does.
Maddie Akupd
You are very dark. Pretty.
Brady
Thanks, Vin.
Maddie Akupd
Duh.
Brady
Thanks, Dom. Duh.
Maddie Akupd
Making fun of me. Duh.
Brady
Did you read your next script for Fast and Furious?
Maddie Akupd
Let's read.
Brady
Right. Never mind. We'll just film you.
Maddie Akupd
Groot Brute.
Brady
They gave him one line. You know what? We want you in this. We're gonna pay an exorbitant amount of money and all you have to do is say the word Groot. I bet You. There's multiple takes. Nope, not quite.
Vin.
Try again. There's an R in it. Vin. Goat.
Maddie Akupd
No line.
Brady
Groot. Nope. No, sir.
Maddie Akupd
Duh.
Brady
Try again. Say Vin.
Hey, there's one. Nope.
Maddie Akupd
Take 500.
Brady
Well, we were talking about the Major League baseball, the arms and all that. I don't know if you saw what PETA came out with.
This was a couple days ago, the arm barn.
Like to ban the term bullpen. What a bunch of.
They want to call it the arm.
Barn because bullpens devalued talented players and mocked the misery of sensitive animals. Strike out the word bullpen, which references the holding area where terrified bulls are kept before slaughter. I hate them.
You know, I am for the ethical treatment of animals. I am not for the ethical treatment of the People for the ethical treatment of animals. Yet.
But please change it to Armbarn.
Armbarn's awesome. The Armbarn is incredible. But I mean, if you. What if you lost your arm in a accident? Now you're. You're like the arm bar. Oh, God, that's a tragedy. A PTSD moment. There's no safe.
Those guys will get sued. That have the. The store that they sell prosthetics. The arm barn. Right.
What are they gonna do now? I don't know that. They just. We're focused only on the arms, folks. I sell prosthetics, but I'm not. I'm not that.
Brett Vesely
Arms only.
Brady
These goddamn legs are. They take up too much space and they're not moving. Arms only. We're the Armbarn for fatter ladies, like the dress.
Barn down the streets. Crazy legs, right?
Crazy legs is. He's a happy dude. I do arms, he does legs. I just need some fingers or a hand. No, no, that's hand barn. Doing the hand job. I don't know why.
You ready for this one? John Hinckley Jr. The guy who killed. Who tried to kill President Rick.
He shot Rick?
Yeah. Is owed royalties from an old Devo song. He's saying this, and he could be right. In 1982, he co wrote a song with Devo called I Desire. It's on their.
Oh, no, it's Devo album from jail, I guess. So he'd already shot Reagan by then.
Yeah. Goes. I haven't seen royalties in 35 years. What is the deal?
Yeah, you know what?
Brett Vesely
John campaign making much money anyway, by the by?
Brady
Doesn't matter, right? Get him his 20 bucks and he'll.
Brett Vesely
Be your king size Snickers show.
Brady
What you're saying, Brady, is if I Could borrow a joke from you. He can't get no satisfaction. They covered it, but that was.
They can try.
They could try.
Brett Vesely
I hope the roof caves in right now.
Brady
Well, they better get that check to them and they better whip it into shape quick.
The last little thing. John, you're a huge fan of Kid Bop. Kids Bop? All right. I don't know the whole albums, you know, where they.
I prefer Kid Pop songs. Means there's less kids. Just singular. Kid Bob.
Well, the new.
Feel like we're getting Kids Bop.
Does Lil Nas X Montero.
Oh, yeah.
Call me by your name. You should hear that version if you get a chance.
So the dirty, filthy sexual nature of little Nas X videos and things like Kids Bopping it now. Might as well call it Kids Fap and just let it be what it is. Because Lil Nas X makes.
They probably do that song on there too.
He's very sexual with this stuff. I don't know what song.
The 20th anniversary of kids Pop.
Some of those kids are old enough to drink now. Listening to kids sing is okay. New list. Kids singing Guy Fieri, 311 Kiss. Kids singing worse than Guy or Worse than. Yeah, Guy Fear.
Brett Vesely
And we'll put kids in there announcing at games too.
Brady
Kids pretty much speaking are doing anything with a microphone. Yeah, they suck. Yeah, I'm with Brett. Anything you amplify a child's voice with.
I gotta go. Come on.
Is it time to go, Brady? Yeah, time's your ride here.
I gotta. I gotta meet the ride at 11 where home barbecue is.
All right, well, now you know where Brady's car will be parked unattended for a while.
There's five locations.
Oh, well, you got five chances. He'll be gone all day.
Spencer Eldon, the dude that was on the COVID of Nirvana's Nevermind album, He's got that lawsuit. Someone asked Dave Grohl about it. What do you feel about it? He says, I feel like what most people are feeling. There's no merit to this dude. Yeah, he says. That's what I have to say. But listen, he says he's got a Nevermind tattoo. I don't.
It's true.
Brilliant.
And he was on the COVID of Nevermind. And Dave Grohl isn't.
Yeah.
So really, just accept the fact you're legendary forever and you're not gonna accomplish anything better. It would be tough to peak as an infant, but, you know, even JonBenet had a few years where she climbed. Is that too soon?
Guest or Caller
She couldn't get up steps after all.
Brady
No, that's right though. You know, she had her peak and then she lost her figure and all went to hell.
Guest or Caller
Are you saying that cuz she was found in the basement?
Brady
Yeah. No, I'm just saying as a baby, if your best days are like, wow, right out of the gate, it only goes downhill from there. That's a long run. So you get a figure around 30. You're like, I'm pretty pissed off about that whole baby peak thing.
Guest or Caller
And I thought the people who peaked.
Brady
In high school were annoying rough. The finest days are behind me, boys. I was seven months old when I hit my mark. Wow, that has to be hard. And there's. He's done nothing better anyway. What are you gonna. Maybe he has. He's got a little time left. He's quitting.
Bill Murray says he's agreed to do ant man 3 to be a part of it because he. He likes the director, Peyton Reed. One particular reason why he likes him, really likes that film.
He did Bring it on, the cheerleading movie.
Thinks it's a damn good film.
Everything he does is kind of like tongue in cheek.
Guest or Caller
He's delusional now.
Brady
Yeah. And I think he's playing with us. He's in on it.
But after that he's like, I'm done with Marvel. Do it one time. LeBron James.
Yeah, well. And that's why I love Bill Murray. Like, this isn't for you anymore. This is what I want.
You might agree with Bron Bron on this.
Okay.
He talked about Squid Games and he wasn't a big fan of the ending.
It hasn't ended yet.
So well, of this.
Right. First eight episodes, I think idiots think it's over.
So he voiced his opinion and the director from Squid Games tweeted out, have you seen Space Jam 2? He says LeBron James is cool.
Yeah.
I'm very thankful he watched the whole series.
Well, South Korean's not happy with LeBron because he's such a supporter of China. So I'm sure there's some beef there. Plus, I would have liked the way the South Koreans said that. Have you seen a Space Jim? Their last words are always like sun. That's why I liked watching in the original Korean. They go.
Keanu Reeves has a four man stunt crew that does all this stuff for John Wick. And they just wrapped John Wick four. And each one of the guys got a custom Rolex. The Rolex watch.
That's the Rolex custom because nobody's ever heard of it.
Guest or Caller
They couldn't afford the real one. They spent too much money on effects, I'd be smoking.
Brady
Here you guys go. Whoa.
Brett Vesely
Rolex.
Brady
I'm an FBI agent and Rolex salesman.
Were the last couple. John Wicks.
Brett Vesely
Good.
Brady
Third one was dumb. Okay. First one's great.
Yeah.
Second one's fun. Third one was not very good. Okay, you would agree. You liked it. John Wick.
Guest or Caller
Actually, you haven't told me.
Brady
Oh, you haven't? I haven't thought you were the one I told.
Guest or Caller
I've been meaning to watch them forever and I just never did.
Brady
First one is surprisingly really good. Like. Like this is. And it doesn't take itself wildly seriously, but it's really fun. The second one, you're like, alright, thanks for that.
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This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness’ “Entertainment Drill” delivers a lively rundown of entertainment news, pop culture oddities, and irreverent takes on current events. Hosts John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, and Brett Vesely riff on famous authors’ movie complaints, odd legal and music industry stories, the absurdity of PETA’s latest campaign, the questionable innocence of “Kids Bop” covers, and other newsy nuggets—with their trademark blend of sarcasm, banter, and punchlines.
On Stephen King adaptations:
“The ones he didn’t touch were great… the ones he was involved in, like Pet Sematary and Cujo, and it was just… Maximum Overdrive. Maximum Overdrive was terrible.”
— Brady (02:43)
On PETA's term change:
“Armbarn’s awesome. The Armbarn is incredible.”
— Brady (06:03)
On Kids Bop covering Lil Nas X:
“The dirty, filthy sexual nature of Lil Nas X… Might as well call it Kids Fap…”
— Brady (08:08)
On peaking as an infant (Nirvana’s baby lawsuit):
“It would be tough to peak as an infant, but, you know, even JonBenet had a few years where she climbed. Is that too soon?”
— Brady (10:05)
On Keanu’s gifts:
“Here you guys go. Whoa… Rolex. I'm an FBI agent and Rolex salesman.”
— Brady (12:39)
Consistently irreverent, sarcastic, and pop-culture obsessed. The crew mix real entertainment news with rapid-fire jokes, impersonations, and mockery—making even Hollywood lawsuits and legal weirdness sound like stand-up.
This episode exemplifies why Holmberg's Morning Sickness is a favorite for pop-culture junkies who prefer their news skewered, not sacred. If you enjoy fast-talking, lightly dark, and relentlessly offbeat takes on Hollywood and media, the “Entertainment Drill” is a can’t-miss morning ritual.