12-22-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - w/Frank Caliendo - Talking About Jay Leno's Fall - Dec 2024 - BO

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness – Entertainment Drill with Frank Caliendo

Episode Theme:
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness centers on pop culture shenanigans, irreverent banter about entertainment headlines, and a particularly deep-dive into the mysterious circumstances surrounding Jay Leno's recent fall. Comedian Frank Caliendo joins the crew, putting his stamp on the conversation with comedic takes, impressions, and first-hand stories, while the regular cast riff on everything from Disney controversies to weird hotel experiences.

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Main Discussion Points & Segments

[02:38] – Disney's Haunted Mansion and Unusual Guest Requests

• Brady reports Disney World's Haunted Mansion was briefly shut down after someone scattered loved ones’ ashes during the ride.
  • Frank jokes about how Disney sweeps up the ashes:

    "They get swept off and thrown in the trash. Is that where you really want?" ([02:48], Frank)

  • John Holmberg observes,

    "You shouldn't have to tell people not to dump dead bodies at Disney." ([02:59], John)

[03:30] – Pixar's Scrapped Transgender Storyline & Cartoons and Sexuality

• Frank references Pixar’s decision to remove a transgender storyline:
  • "Feedback's we've gotten that parents would rather talk about this subject than having it in a cartoon." ([03:46], Frank)
• The guys riff on gender and sexuality in cartoons, with John summing up:

  "You don't want cartoon trannies… You're not gonna erase the dick on my dime, that's not happening." ([03:53–03:59], John)

• They playfully debate the sexual orientation of Muppets and cartoon characters, spiraling into bits about Bert & Ernie’s dynamic, and autism representation:
  • "Every Muppet's gay. But they're not the operator." ([04:46], John)
  • "Bert was like Elon–counting bottle caps and communicating with pigeons." ([05:31], Brady)

[06:16] – Jay Leno’s Fall: The Theories and the Mocking

• John pivots to Jay Leno’s infamous face-injuring fall, a story he calls one of the “stories of the year nobody ever followed up on.”
• Frank, who filled in for Leno after his injuries, jokes about what happened:
  • "I like to roll down hills every once in a while. You ever make yourself into a ball? Roll yourself like Sonic the Hedgehog?" ([07:08], Frank)
• The group trades increasingly wild theories, suggesting Leno was fleeing a jealous husband or Japanese mobsters, with John speculating:

  "I think Jay was in the Hampton Inn, but something terrible happened. The husband showed up. I gotta get the hell outta here." ([08:02], John)

  • Frank riffs: "You collect a little bit of dirt as you’re going down… got a little bit of, you know, black and blue." ([07:28], Frank)

[09:33 / 09:46] – Follow-Up: Leno’s Recovery and TV Work

• The group continues to needle Leno’s situation, referencing his reputation and career aftermath.
  • "My chin, my beautiful chin… Oh, my chin will never be the same." ([09:33], John)
  • Frank on Leno's looks post-accident:

    "I went from looking like George Clooney to myself." ([09:46], Frank)

  • John connects the oddity of the story with other celebrity controversies:

    “That’s got a little, you know, Jussie Smollett.” ([09:50], John)

[10:38] – P. Diddy Scandals and Celebrity Connections

• Brief detour referencing P. Diddy's legal woes as the biggest scandal of 2024:
  • "You know they found 5,000 gallons of lube. It's the same stuff I used on my face after my standard after fire." ([10:44], Frank)
  • "They loaded me up with P. Diddy lube." ([10:55], John)

[11:16] – Hotels, Human Trafficking, and Bad Yelp Reviews

• Frank shares hotel horror stories about trying to save money and ending up in a place "kind of known for human trafficking":
  • "... there were dryer sheets on the air conditioner, like they were trying to clean the air..." ([13:39], Frank)
  • "We were at that courtyard, and we just left… It's kind of known for human trafficking." ([14:28], Frank)
• John jokes about sharing a room at the “Human Trafficking Inn (HTI).”
  • "Looks like I’m gonna save a couple bucks and sleep with you and your family here at the Human Trafficking Inn." ([14:38], John)

[15:34] – Wrapping on Jay Leno, Comedy, and Real Life Absurdities

• Frank: "I rolled down the hill. I was finally there."
• John doubts the official narrative but agrees the aftermath is pure comedy fodder.
• The group closes with a bit about Leno still doing his show, battered but unbowed:
  • "And he did his show that night. Yeah, of course. Nobody knows I look terrible, but that’s all right." ([15:45], John)
  • Frank: "Anybody knows my face getting a little bit older…" ([15:51], Frank)
  • Holmberg: "What’s the deal with bruising? I mean, what’s the deal with the elephant man?" ([15:56], John)

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Memorable Quotes & Notable Banter

• Frank (on dumping ashes at Disney): "They get swept off and thrown in the trash. Is that where you really want?" (02:48)
• John (on cartoon anatomy): "You’re not gonna erase the dick on my dime, that’s not happening." (03:59)
• John (on Bert & Ernie): "Every Muppet's gay. But they're not the operator." (04:46)
• Frank (on rolling down hills): "You ever make yourself into a ball? Roll yourself like Sonic the Hedgehog?" (07:08)
• John (on Leno’s accident): "I think Jay was in the Hampton Inn, but something terrible happened. The husband showed up." (08:02)
• Frank (on lube): "You know they found 5,000 gallons of lube. It’s the same stuff I used on my face after my standard after fire." (10:44)
• Frank (on bad hotels): "... known for human trafficking. I said, wait, why do you know that, and why is nobody dealing with that?" (14:28)

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Important Timestamps

• 02:38 – Disney Haunted Mansion ashes incident
• 03:30 – Pixar scraps transgender subplot/Cartoon sexuality debate
• 06:16 – Jay Leno’s fall and the comedic conspiracy theories
• 09:33 – Leno’s recovery jokes/beauty humor
• 10:38 – P. Diddy as the year's biggest story
• 11:16 – Dirty hotels, Yelp reviews, and human trafficking tales
• 15:34 – Wrapping up Jay Leno’s saga, comedy carries on

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Tone and Style

• Sarcastic, irreverent, and sharply comedic throughout. The cast uses banter and absurdist hypotheticals to skewer pop-culture headlines.
• Frank Caliendo brings improv energy and a knack for character impressions, smoothly weaving between bit and personal anecdote.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode stands out for its freewheeling comedic riffs, the group’s playful skepticism about entertainment news (especially around Jay Leno’s accident), and a round-robin of stories about the weird underbelly of show business and travel. It’s a blend of sharp commentary, parody, and wild speculation, touching on Disney, Pixar, P. Diddy, and especially the mythos around Jay Leno’s very public, very fishy fall.

Transcript

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[Frank Caliento]

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[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Disney World's Haunted Mansion was temporarily shut down over the weekend because someone scattered their loved ones ashes on the ride.

[Brett Vesely]

That's happened a couple times, hasn't it?

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

I think so. One of the employees made the at Disney said, don't pour your ashes on there one. They get swept off and thrown in the trash. Is that where you really want?

[John Holmberg]

Well, you shouldn't have to tell people not to dump dead bodies at the Disney. Disney has signs somewhere that says please don't dump your bot. I guarantee they've got some Maryville. Yeah, Disney's a. They're a buttoned up organization. They're definitely. There's a note somewhere in the park that states clearly not to drop your debt off. The Disney would prefer if you did not drop off the Disney remains the Disney. Always remember that Disney is buttoned up legally.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Pixar scrapping a transgender storyline from its upcoming series. Win or lose. Disney says parents are catching or draw.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's Bert Convie's Pixar.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

They said this is a subject we want. You know the feedback we've gotten that parents would rather talk about this subject than having.

[Frank Caliento]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You don't want cartoon trannies. Well, I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

That's because Trump's in there now.

[Brady]

We're not doing that right now.

[John Holmberg]

We're not doing cartoon. You're not gonna erase the dick on my dime. That's not happening.

[Brady]

And it's easier when you drum. You can just erase.

[John Holmberg]

Is it eraser or you can draw one on.

[Brady]

It's not as complicated.

[John Holmberg]

It's whatever you want to do. You can draw on a dick or you can lose a dick, but you can only do it on Pixar.

[Brady]

And you can draw balls too. Real balls. Balls.

[John Holmberg]

They love them. How often do you think there's like a presidential meeting on his. Note that there's a dick and balls drawn on it. This guy is driving me bananas. He's gonna draw a big veiny dick.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

He'll. He'll sell them.

[Brady]

It's a Trump sketch. And this one has a mustache. It's got a bow mustache.

[John Holmberg]

Would you like a mustache ride? This dick is asking the question anyway. You can't erase it. Pixar.

[Frank Caliento]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think that's a thing that Pixar needs to dabble in.

[Byron from MMP Guns]

I don't.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think anybody needs to really.

[Frank Caliento]

Try to figure out if Muppets gay.

[John Holmberg]

And like they're felt right. There's a guy's hand up its ass. It's gay. They're all gay. Every Muppet's gay. But they're not the operator. Bert and Ernie. Remember that Big. Are they gay? It's like, guys, stop.

[Brady]

Ernie. Like.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

And they finally came out and said.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, they are. Ernie. Very good guy.

[John Holmberg]

You knew Ernie.

[Brady]

Listen.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Think of it.

[Brady]

Ernie very orange.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's true.

[Brady]

A little bit of crazy hair.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

He done great in the tub.

[Brady]

Tremendous. Rubber ducky. Rubber ducky.

[John Holmberg]

You're the one make bath time. Lots of fun. Rubber ducky. I'm fond of you.

[Brady]

Burton. His bottle caps. She was always counting bottle caps.

[Frank Caliento]

Probably.

[Brady]

Bert was like Elon. Elon. Counting Bob bottle caps and communicating with pigeons.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady]

So much has changed.

[John Holmberg]

Autism.

[Brady]

We were touching it years ago.

[John Holmberg]

A lot of is on the spectrum.

[Brady]

It was on the rfk. RFK said we're not. We going to. We're not going to jab the Muppets anymore. There's no more Muppet jabbing.

[John Holmberg]

No more Muppet.

[Brady]

The only thing going into them is the hand from underneath. That's not what Mr. Snapalophagus. He was not real. And then he said, we can't have imaginary friends. They've got to be real. And that's like all the polls. The polls that said I was not winning. They weren't real.

[John Holmberg]

That worked.

[Frank Caliento]

The Snuffy fake news.

[Brady]

Fake Muppet.

[Frank Caliento]

Fake Muppets.

[John Holmberg]

I call CNN Snuffy news. It's not real. It's imaginary news.

[Byron from MMP Guns]

All right.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

He won by seven.

[Brady]

Shock.

[John Holmberg]

See? Leno fell down. Did you. Did we talk about that?

[Frank Caliento]

Happens all the time. I filled in for Leno when his face burned up. I was doing a show in Vegas for him.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought you meant on his Whose Line Is It? Or whatever that show is where I.

[Frank Caliento]

Show up in my pajamas that are also denim.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliento]

Hey, you know what's great about this show? I don't even have to have somebody do my hair. That's amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What is it called? It was the Rolling out of bed. I think it's called Groucho March Show.

[Frank Caliento]

Rolling out of bed.

[John Holmberg]

What was that called?

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

What's my line?

[John Holmberg]

Or no. Ah, damn it. That comes down, give me $100, I don't really care. That's it. Joke is a joker, a joke. Political science, the price is right. So I thought I found that to be one of the stories of the year that nobody ever followed up on. That Jay Leno was wandering around.

[Brett Vesely]

You bet your life.

[John Holmberg]

You bet your life. At the Hampton Inn.

[Frank Caliento]

I was at the Hampton Inn. I don't stand these luxury places like John Lovitz does.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but why were you running down the hill?

[Frank Caliento]

What I like to do, I like to roll down hills every once in a while. You ever make yourself into a ball? You ever make. Roll yourself like Sonic the Hedgehog?

[John Holmberg]

Don't you look at Brady when you.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Yeah, I do.

[Frank Caliento]

Throw yourself into a ball. Like a cinnamon.

[John Holmberg]

Cinnamon swirl.

[Frank Caliento]

Cinnabon. Yeah. Get you glaze yourself with a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I do that. And then you throw yourself down a hill and roll it down.

[Frank Caliento]

You collect a little bit of dirt as you're going down. You got a little bit of, you know, black and blue.

[John Holmberg]

Massive head wounds.

[Frank Caliento]

Yeah, a massive head wound, Harry.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I still think that story has something behind it. Like he was in that Hampton.

[Frank Caliento]

I'm not so sure.

[John Holmberg]

And he's running from.

[Frank Caliento]

I know that area.

[John Holmberg]

And I know you're not staying at a Hampton Inn.

[Frank Caliento]

I've stayed. There's nothing in there. In that area. It's. There's, there's. I've studied, like something kind of like that. Right in that area.

[John Holmberg]

But then you're not going to walk down a hill.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Do you know, I've done.

[Frank Caliento]

I've done those kind of.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Why?

[Frank Caliento]

Yeah, because you just go down. You don't want to take the windy road. I've done it.

[John Holmberg]

I think Jay was in the hands of him. But something terrible happened. The husband showed up. I gotta get the hell outta here. This guy's gonna kill me. And he pulls his pants out, grabbed his denim, zipped his denim tuxedo and ran. I gotta get. I gotta get the hell outta here. Run down this hill. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. My face.

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[John Holmberg]

They're gonna recognize me now. I'm all broken. My chin, my beautiful chin. I did that when he burned. That was my joke with. I was like, oh, my God, my face. My beautiful face. Oh, my chin will never be the same.

[Frank Caliento]

I went from looking like George Clooney to myself.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was. There's more to that story. That's got a little, you know, Jussie Smollett.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Well, now that Frank said there's really nothing around there, and that's the place you gotta.

[John Holmberg]

For sure. I know it is. You know, you book me there. What does it cost, 60, $70,000 for me to do 10 minutes? I'll stay at the Hampton and that seems reasonable. It's not. It's not.

[Frank Caliento]

You know, they gave me the private jet. I get the private plane, $100,000, and.

[John Holmberg]

Then put me in a basic double queens, and we'll put it up there in the Hampton.

[Frank Caliento]

And remember Shatner saying, it's the mattress?

[John Holmberg]

It's the mattress.

[Brady]

That's what you bought.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but he's not staying at the Hampton. Oh, no, he's 90. He made it to 90. Hips sleep for the win. I still think that's the story of the year. No one's talking about. P. Diddy's clearly the story of 2024. Like, that's the one everybody scriptures still. Nobody's talking about that.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

It might go into 25.

[John Holmberg]

All right? It went away because it's like we don't have any info. Like, they hid it all. There's so much more.

[Frank Caliento]

Have you seen this P. Diddy stuff? You know they found 5,000 gallons of lube. It's the same stuff I used on my face after my standard after fire.

[John Holmberg]

They loaded me up with P. Diddy lube.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

That's what he slipped on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Slipped on. Yeah, that's right.

[Frank Caliento]

They threw me into these Asian women's cooches. See me being rammed in on Brit's video here.

[John Holmberg]

It makes the same sense.

[Byron from MMP Guns]

I'm out.

[Frank Caliento]

I'm in and out. It's like me and the Tonight Show, 10, 15 years ago. Oh, Conan at the end of the.

[John Holmberg]

Have you heard of this? The Kazuka, The Kazakh. What's that called? The Japanese mob there? The Kazakaza.

[Frank Caliento]

I think it's great. Kazuka Yakuza.

[Brady]

Great.

[John Holmberg]

Kazuka Yakuza. Yakuza, yeah. They showed up at the Hampton, and I had to run the hell out of there, and I fell down the hill. Whoa. Yikes. He wouldn't fall like that, too.

[Frank Caliento]

He would do a cartoon move.

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely. It would be the Jay Leno. The Hampton Inn. Oh, my God. I hope they don't have cameras. Yakuza. I think he was being chased around by somebody. Jay Leno ain't running down a hill to a stake.

[Frank Caliento]

What is that?

[John Holmberg]

Letterman. Letterman.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Letterman.

[John Holmberg]

You finally found me. How did you find me here? He's been running from Letterman for 30 years. We don't have time for anything. We're going to all these years.

[Brett Vesely]

Doesn't matter. Phone it in.

[Frank Caliento]

Brett wins Rock wars after all these years.

[John Holmberg]

I did it for me. Walter White's Letterman. I did it for me. I still think that's the story, though. There's something goofy that.

[Frank Caliento]

I was selling meth.

[John Holmberg]

There's a lady in there that's not.

[Frank Caliento]

Try this Blue ice look. That's what it does to your face, huh?

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

And what wasn't it like?

[John Holmberg]

Mavis, we're a family. And doing this for. You know, it wasn't like he was.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Going to the show.

[John Holmberg]

No. He was going to get a steak. He's going to a restaurant down the hill. And all he had to do was walk around, call an Uber, like You said. And in Pittsburgh, people forget, like, you do whip around a lot to go straight, because there's a lot of bumps and hills and, like, terrain, but still. The Hampton Inn is where I was like, what's he doing there? And it's at a casino.

[Frank Caliento]

No, they don't have the stuff attached.

[John Holmberg]

They don't have a hotel by the casino.

[Frank Caliento]

I've stayed. I'm telling you, I've stayed in a hotel. There's, like. There's all kinds of road construction right there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliento]

And there's, like, where all the workers stay are the only places to stay.

[John Holmberg]

There's, like, Jay Leno, and some have.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Restaurants in there, like, let me go in there.

[John Holmberg]

Road workers.

[Frank Caliento]

I'm trying to think who else would be there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliento]

With DraftKings, you stay in a better place.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm talking about. Make it happen. I don't understand any of that, and I won't accept it.

[Frank Caliento]

I've stayed. Listen, I stay. He's cheap, and he.

[John Holmberg]

I know he's cheap, but he's not paying for it.

[Frank Caliento]

I stayed in a place in Cleveland that I thought I was getting a deal on. By where? Right by where Michelle's parents lived. And it was. It was. I don't know if I should say.

[John Holmberg]

And I've been to plenty of those. I've fallen.

[Frank Caliento]

And they're nice.

[John Holmberg]

There's some of the nicest places.

[Frank Caliento]

But this one, we got there, and there were dryer sheets on the air conditioner, like they were trying to clean.

[John Holmberg]

The air smell better.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliento]

And it was not cleaned, and there was nothing taken care of. And then in the middle of the night, we just left. I'm like, I'm not staying here, kids. We're not staying here. We tell my wife's half brother. Not Uncle Chris, but my half brother. Like, yeah, we were at that courtyard, and we just left. And I said, I don't care if I'm paying or what. We just got out of there. He goes, yeah, well, it was kind of weird when you chose to stay there. I was like, why is that? He goes, well, it's kind of known for human trafficking. I said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. First of all, why do you know that? And why is nobody dealing with that thing if it's kind of known for that?

[John Holmberg]

It's got a little reputation.

[Brett Vesely]

Check the Yelp reviews before you booked it or what?

[Frank Caliento]

It had, like, sevens. It's sixes and sevens, which is terrible. But I was just like, we're only staying there for a few Hours. And then we're flying to Italy the next day. We got better places of staying in Italy, right?

[John Holmberg]

Looks like we're bunk mate Frank. I'm gonna save a couple bucks and sleep with you and your family here at the Human Trafficking Inn.

[Frank (possibly same as E or another commentator)]

No stairs.

[John Holmberg]

No more stairs. I don't like hills. I don't like stairs.

[Frank Caliento]

HTI the Human Trafficking Inn.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, Joey out there and the knees right in my back there. We're trying to get a good night's sleep. I got a show in the morning.

[Frank Caliento]

Joey texted me, like, before we left. He goes, I am not staying here.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I've done that. I will leave a place. I look at the kids.

[Frank Caliento]

I can't. I could have. I could have dealt with.

[John Holmberg]

All right, so maybe I guess you're. You're not putting me at ease, though. I still think Jay Leonard was up to no good.

[Frank Caliento]

What? Something going on in the neighborhood got scared of me. I said, we're moving with auntie uncle and Auntie and Bill A.

[John Holmberg]

It's AI Franklino. All right.

[Frank Caliento]

I was trying to. Down the hill there. There was a stake to myself.

[John Holmberg]

He was close to.

[Frank Caliento]

I hope I'm not gonna be late.

[John Holmberg]

So I went anyway. Stop it. It's the entertainment. Joe Brady.

[Byron from MMP Guns]

Go ahead.

[Frank Caliento]

I rolled down the hill. I was finally there.

[John Holmberg]

My face was all blue and I just don't care.

[Frank Caliento]

So I had to do the show. It was at about 8.

[John Holmberg]

And he did his show that night. Yeah, of course, nobody knows I look terrible, but that's all right. I don't agree.

[Frank Caliento]

Anybody knows my face getting a little bit old hair.

[John Holmberg]

What's the deal with bruising? I mean, what's the deal with the elephant man?

[Frank Caliento]

He was handsome, wasn't he?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. It's John Holmberg here, and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins dot com. I got a call from Doug the other day thanking me for leading so many of you guys his direction. He told me a story of a listener who had been through quite an ordeal and had a house they absolutely had to sell to feel like they were getting back to a normal place in life. You just never know when simple business transactions can actually change someone's life. So you want to deal with somebody great. TV's Doug Hopkins. That's your guy. So if you want to sell your house, start the process right now online@doug hopkins.com or grab that phone and sing Hopkins 1-800-sale now.

[Big Red Radio Announcer]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. All right, as you probably already know, we've got the big Holmberg After Dark show this Friday, December 12th. An amazing list of guests will be a part of it all. You're not going to want to miss this one, but you better get those tickets fast because this one sells out. Holmberg After Dark, Friday, December 12, at Stand Up Live. For the complete lineups and for Tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com.