12-22-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness (98 KUPD), FULL SHOW – Monday, December 22, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode of “Holmberg’s Morning Sickness,” Arizona's #1 morning radio show on 98KUPD, is a hilarious, unfiltered ride through bizarre news, raucous banter, and candid celebrity interviews. Hosted by John Holmberg and joined by Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, and a rotating cast of in-studio guests and callers, the show delivers its trademark mix of edgy humor, wild anecdotes, pop culture hot takes, and outlandish hypothetical debates. Highlights include laugh-out-loud personal stories from the hosts, absurd “deal breakers” in relationships, interviews with Jackie Earle Haley, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and Nikki Sixx, plus a listener spelling bee, offbeat news, and plenty of riffing on everything from pasta sauce to pet reptiles.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

Relational Deal Breakers: How Much Damage Can You Excuse?

[02:24–16:59]

• The hosts debate “deal breakers” in relationships, focusing on hypothetical scenarios where a partner loses limbs or is disfigured.
• John confesses his own "shallow" line: missing fingers or a “glob arm” would end it for him.
• Brady, while more tolerant, admits there’s still a limit.
• Discussion on how men versus women handle the caretaker role.
  • “Every man’s got a line... Women are empathetic caretakers. In that regard, you’re better than us, a lot better.” – John Holmberg ([14:27])
• Humorous riffing on burn victims (“If her whole body burned but she always smelled like delicious maple bacon…” – John, [13:22]).
• Notable: extended laughter about hypothetical scenarios, including a partner losing their butt to “cheek cancer” or turning into kale.

Celebrity Interviews

1. Jackie Earle Haley

[18:49–29:34]

• Warm introduction and nostalgia for “Bad News Bears.”
  • John: “Thank you for being Kelly Leak.” ([18:52])
• Jackie admits he was a quiet, introverted kid—unlike his movie characters.
• Talks “Maniac Cop 3,” “Little Children”:
  • “That movie... just lives in this real world. It was a weird part to play... but it was a neat project.” – Jackie ([21:49])
• “Watchmen” and Rorschach:
  • “Your performance as Rorschach is better than Malin Ackerman naked in that movie.” – John ([22:46])
• Discusses his career comeback, playing Freddy Krueger, differences from Robert Englund, and if he’d do sequels.
• On losing virginity:
  • “Kind of like everybody else, kind of needed a shoehorn…” – Jackie ([27:21])
  • “How old were you?” Jackie: “I was actually kind of older... I think I was 15.” ([28:01])
• Playful “Bad News Bears” reunion banter—would they do it again?

2. Tiffany Amber Thiessen

[31:33–40:00]

• John shares childhood crush, jokes about Saved by the Bell being torturous for teenage boys.
• Tiffany clarifies old dating rumors about Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Brian Austin Green.
• John attempts to “cash in” a favor for saving his wife with the Heimlich, jokingly asks Tiffany for a weekend getaway (she gracefully declines).
• Addresses odd rumors from rock guests about her sexual preferences—she denies the stories.
• She discusses new baby, marriage, and her show “White Collar.”
• Favorite roles debate: “This one’s got all of it, which is really nice…this fits the bill.” – Tiffany ([38:10])
• Light discussion about 90210, casting, and drinking games.

3. Nikki Sixx (Motley Crüe)

[106:33–119:59]

• Nikki plays “Six Shat Tiny” trivia alongside listeners (questions about Nikki Sixx, William Shatner, and Tiny Tim).
• Friendly, self-deprecating banter about missing questions about himself.
• Nikki’s favorite tours, rock anecdotes, childhood stories (“my daughter sells lemonade to buy a pony, and then Ozzy pulls up…”).
• Humor on rock excess, friendship with Tommy Lee (“he will do your sister... there’s no doubt about that.” – Nikki).
• Lita Ford, crew history, and the absurdities of celebrity neighbor cameos.

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Call-In & Listener Segments

The Brady Spelling Bee

[88:48–101:13]

• Callers compete in a spelling bee where Brady, with his signature speech quirks, mispronounces words for added challenge.
• Sample words: “Vietnamese,” “Schenectady,” “orangutan,” “anesthesiologist,” “burglarizing.”
• Highlights the generational spelling gap and general struggle with tough words.
• Running joke: “You’re cheating. Correct!” “I think he missed that. He missed one.” ([90:03])
• Playful shaming of losers and “spelling John” who vows he can spell “some” words.

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Offbeat News & Banter

Pasta Sauce and Italian Authenticity

[61:21–66:20]

• The hosts debate the legitimacy of jarred pasta sauces like Rao’s vs. “mama’s gravy.”
• John believes most Italians couldn’t tell the difference; Brett insists “Rao’s is the best”—sparking passionate (and hilarious) listener emails.

Viral and Bizarre News

[47:26–55:42]

• Instagram outrage: Parent influencers criticized because their “fat kid” receives Slim Tea as a gift (“the most appropriate gift that girl got” – John, [50:46]).
• Commentary on “El Valle Night” at the Suns game and clumsy corporate diversity efforts.
• Lightning safety misconceptions, “bear-making” bread, and a “Megan 911” moment.

Pet Reptile Chaos

[77:46–86:46]

• Two brothers in Alaska get into a fight and throw each other’s pet alligator and crocodile into the snow.
• Hilariously inaccurate animal husbandry advice from Brady, corrected by online research (“alligators and crocodiles most certainly do NOT get along very well. They do not coexist.” – found online, [82:13]).

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Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

“Deal Breaker” Hypotheticals

• “A girl with glop arm is out. If you’re missing a finger, I’m gonna consider maybe not dicks.” – John Holmberg ([07:17])
• “Women are empathetic caretakers. In that regard, you’re better than us, a lot better.” – John ([14:27])

Jackie Earle Haley Interview

• “That movie is just a Todd Field masterpiece. ...It was a weird part to play. It was a weird thing to kind of reconcile, but... it was a neat project.” – Jackie ([21:49])
• “You just be you.” – On being cast as a child molester ([22:27])
• “Kind of like everybody else, kind of needed a shoehorn…” – On losing his virginity ([27:21])

Tiffany Amber Thiessen Interview

• “He is so full of it.” – on Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Tiffany ([32:16])
• “White Collar... a cross between To Catch a Thief, 48 Hours, and Thomas Crown Affair.” – Tiffany ([37:19])
• “I just had a baby. I have nothing but love right now.” – Tiffany ([39:23])

Nikki Sixx Interview

• “Are you a big fan of Tiny Tim?” “I’m a big fan of Tiny Tim... it is cute in a kind of a serial killer kind of way.” – Nikki ([112:43])
• “Tommy Lee... there’s some creep factor going in there. He’s going to take you, your sister... there’s no doubt about that.” – Nikki ([114:32])
• “If you want a pony, you better make some money because Daddy ain't buying you no pony.” – Nikki ([117:46])

Listener Letters & Advice

• “She puts a line of coke on my erection and goes for it... I did finish up, but I was disheartened. Is this really bad? Am I a prude?” – Nathaniel’s letter ([122:45])
• “I think I would want to know... I'd fess up to both of you if I nailed either your wives prior to you guys marrying them.” – John ([132:05])

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Additional Segments

• Comedy and Event Plugs: Recommendations for upcoming Valley stand-up, including Chris Turner, Heather Pasternak, Matt Friend, Jessie “Jet Ski” Johnson, Lunell, and Jay Pharoah ([17:58]).

• Pop Culture & Entertainment Drill: Disney’s Haunted Mansion temporarily closed due to a guest scattering family ashes—Disney employee warns “They get swept off and thrown in the trash. Is that where you really want them?” ([142:43])

• Bizarre News:

  • Woman poisons her husband for a soap opera star ([74:22]).
  • Vegan strip club stabbing ([71:22]).
  • Pet alligators/crocodiles gone wild ([77:46]).
  • Fat-shaming tea for a kid ([50:44]).

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• 02:24–16:59: Relationship “deal breakers”
• 18:49–29:34: Jackie Earle Haley interview
• 31:33–40:00: Tiffany Amber Thiessen interview
• 47:26–55:42: Viral news (fat kid, Suns game, silly safety beliefs)
• 61:21–66:20: Pasta sauce and Italian “authenticity”
• 77:46–86:46: Alligator vs. Crocodile pet story
• 88:48–101:13: Brady Spelling Bee
• 106:33–119:59: Nikki Sixx interview & “Six Shat Tiny” trivia

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Tone & Style

• Candid, crass, and outrageous: The crew doesn’t shy away from NSFW topics, self-deprecation, or taking jokes “too far.”
• Conversational and improvisational: Segments frequently spiral into playful arguments, personal stories, and on-the-fly bits.
• Interactive: Listeners engage in spelling bees, share their stories and dilemmas, and become part of the banter.

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Summary

This episode typifies the raucous, rowdy, and unfiltered approach of “Holmberg’s Morning Sickness.” You’ll laugh, cringe, and probably learn a few things you wish you hadn’t. From deep dives into men’s emotional limitations to wild call-in games and honest, zany celebrity interviews, this show delivers comedy and chaos in equal measure—perfect for those who like their morning entertainment raw and unpredictable.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Jackie Earl Haley]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

That's weird. And then in my head, I remember talking to my friend Brian. I'm like, but, you know, in a society where bigger is better, eventually it's just going to be like a German shepherd and then a Hyundai. Yeah. You just keep. Well, you don't have to get too excited. You know, you're trying something weird. You just keep. It's going to get bigger. And then you go, you know, now an Irish wolfhound. And that's not enough for you. Like, everything grows. I look at these things that we're going to show on Friday and I wonder. I mean, we have to have redlined on this, right? You think? Don't, don't. I know that's going to be a hold my beer situation. Don't do it. But we had it without.

[Brett Vesely]

Just without. I believe that.

[John Holmberg]

I would hope so. I would hope so. But I would have guessed after the first fist. That's as far as we can go with this. No. And then went up to the elbows. Two of them. Yeah. Like pistons.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it getting to be like they say about a joke, you know, there's no such thing as a new joke. Some people will say that, but you're looking for that new joke, that new funny.

[John Holmberg]

So it's rehashed. Yeah. I don't believe that there's no such thing as a new joke because I've seen a dude with two arms in him. So I think everything's new to me. I guess they're saying that if you.

[Brett Vesely]

Introduce new formula of it.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. But I think there's. Jokes are endless because material is daily. But I would have assumed, you know, it was enough for me when the Bryan Adams girl told me how amazing it is to have, you know, somebody toying around with your bottom fingers and stuff. That's baby stuff nowadays, baby. I was afraid I called it the Shazam for until these videos. I used to call that the Shazam because she went in dry and fast. Little hot. Didn't knock before she came in. Just bars right in the door. Knocked the door down, like. Yeah. Like the door went off the hinges and flew around.

[Brett Vesely]

Like the Kool Aid.

[John Holmberg]

Man coming through the wall. Exactly. Her finger might as well have just Said, thirsty kids in the bam. And I screamed out in terror. You don't like it? No. Get it out. And she's a 5 foot 3 inch, tiny middle finger. And I was losing it. And then I see these videos and I'm like, I'm a. I'm a baby. My old boyfriend used to love that. And then I had that doctor hit the prostate and give me one of those moments. I'm like, uh, that's a thing can't happen sometimes. Like, could you do it again? Yeah, you hate it. I have not had that since. Cause I don't dabble. But then I see these videos that we'll show them on Friday. Like, when did you start realizing you're capable of so much more? My body shuts that off and maybe it's great. But again, like I said earlier, I lived in fear of that when I was younger. You never take chances. Now you're just kind of like, ah, screw it. What do you got? Throw it in there. Let's see if you hit something. Greg Fitzsimmons, great comedian, came in and said, I don't think I'm gay, but I didn't try it ever. So I hired a male prostitute, went out in the woods, and in New York, maybe I'll love it. Maybe it's something I'm just not giving a chance to. And I'm like, well, what happened? He goes, we went in the woods and I'm not gay. He didn't like it. But, you know, it's like saying you don't like broccoli and you've never had broccoli. I'm not gonna try it. I'm good. Yeah. Not attracted to it.

[Brett Vesely]

It'll make you feel.

[John Holmberg]

It won't make. I don't know that it would. I don't know that it would. I don't have that. I'm not like. Brady sent a video of a hot girl with some sort of elephantitis of her right arm. And just underneath he wrote, deal breaker. Cause I don't know what Brady does with his. I don't know what he does with his time, but it is definitely darker than you'd imagine.

[Brett Vesely]

Challenge myself.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And she's very pretty, but she's got the elephantitis arm. And that is. Yes, that is a deal breaker. It's like she's deformed and I can't get over that. That's me. She was pretty. But then you're thinking, with all the medical advancements and everything in the world, get that fixed. You don't go Dancing around on TikTok with your glob arm. Start showing everybody that you're confident with it because all it is is like, oh, you people say that. Oh, she's so pretty. Too bad nobody ever says she's beautiful. And the arm really helps that out. No, it doesn't.

[Brett Vesely]

Especially just a flappy tricep.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it's. Well, it's just. It's a grandma arm on a hot 20 something year old girl. Just one.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll get that fixed.

[John Holmberg]

But I, Yeah, I'm shallow and I admit it. And a girl with glop arm is out. If you're missing a finger, I'm gonna consider maybe not dicks. That's all I'd think about. What happened to your finger? And why is that? It's just. Nah, I think we're done here. I don't like the goofy flaw. That's why when women, women know, that's why they always get into that conversation with you. I lost both my legs in an axe. Would you still love me? I would still love you. And I'd send you a Christmas card and I'd check in on you every once in a while. What does that mean? I wouldn't be here anymore. You got no legs. I'm gonna walk you around with. You're gonna get heavier and I gotta push you everywhere. This, this sounds like a job. You get fat because you can't, you know, do any laps or anything like that. I gotta get you one of those weird small pools that just keep you in one place, tie you to the sides of it. You don't love me unless I have all my body parts.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Why does that sound wrong when you say just like a weeble? If I lost all my legs and my arms, what would we do? You'd make me prop you up. I'd still try to have sex with you. That makes me a freak. You're making me the bad guy here. What would it mean? What if I just lost a foot? Like. Nah, I think that's it. I think we're good there. I'd stay with you. Well, yeah, because you're a woman. You don't have the same needs we have. And people don't look at like, you know, a woman gets from other women tons of credit when their husband, you know, gets bonked in the head and he's sitting in a chair and he's kind of blobbing around a little bit and they go on TV and they always look amazing. You ever notice that the woman that's sitting next to the guy who just got hit in the head. Looks beautiful like she does. She did herself up. She's never in a ponytail, in sweats, going, it's an all day job. This guy's an all day job. But they're caretakers. They're built for it. They love that idea that you need them and that without you, they're like, you are truly complete. That line in Jerry Maguire, you complete me. That's the grossest thing to a man's brain ever. That. What? But that moment, they love that a dude just knows his friends are gone. Yeah. Holmberg's wife got hit in the head. She's retarded now. And he's still her. Yeah. What a weirdo. It's not as admirable. It's like, eh, I don't know if I could do it. Good on him. You know? You're like, that's pretty good. But I'd leave. Better you than me, bro. Yeah. And that's another thing, guys. What's he doing? She's. She's an R word now. Yeah, I know. So does he get permission for side action or what's going on there? I don't know. I think he still nails it. What a weirdo.

[Brett Vesely]

Seems to be happy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. A woman could just shut her off. And she cares for you. Because, truly, they are better than us when it comes to that. There's no question. What's your limit, Brett? Mathia loses one leg from the knee down. From the knee down? Yeah, it's a bit.

[Brett Vesely]

That's.

[John Holmberg]

That's 85% chance I'll stick around.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Depends on how gross the nuts. All right. I mean, it's, you know, as long as she can put. Still put a shoe on the prosthetic. Both. Both. I don't want. I don't want skis. Both legs, things. Yeah, yeah. Springs.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I'm out.

[John Holmberg]

All right, Both legs.

[Brett Vesely]

Where?

[John Holmberg]

Knee down. Knee down. Now think about it. You're gonna see her, you know, without them a lot.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, maybe she'd have to wear that magic underwear just to cover up the prosthetics and stuff. Like she could. Green screener, like, cap? Yeah, I think so. I think so. Yeah. What was his name? Dan. Captain Dan. Yeah. But if she's like, you know, like a Weeble with no, like. Okay, so we're going. We got the thigh a little.

[Brett Vesely]

Lieutenant Dan.

[John Holmberg]

Lieutenant Dan. Up the thigh a little bit. You're out on there. Yeah. Yeah. I could ask you one question, and she would be. She Would be with me. I expect that. I'm not. You know what? If you watch.

[Brett Vesely]

Watch one leg all the way up.

[John Holmberg]

Watch this. Brady, she gets into. She falls off the back of the motorcycle, right? And skids down the road. And her ass goes away. And the doctors are like, it's road rashed away. There's nothing we can do. Her ass is gone. Fast back. Oh, no, she's out. Out the door. What are you talking about?

[Brett Vesely]

Come on, just start up.

[John Holmberg]

But it's flatter.

[Brett Vesely]

It's flatter.

[John Holmberg]

So like we're talking like Taylor Swift type. It just. They had to remove. Oh, no, she's gone. She's got an infection. And they had to remove her ass cheeks. It's out. I'm with. This new booty is gone. I'm gonna find a new booty. Yep. Nothing I wouldn't tell her either. She has butt cheek cancer, and we have to have them removed. Peace out.

[Brett Vesely]

Horrible deuces.

[John Holmberg]

But nobody would know that. She's like, brett's wife doesn't have a. You know, her ass went away. I don't care what they think. I think that's you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Brady. Ronnie loses both legs. Knees down. You're sticking around.

[Brett Vesely]

Knees down. See, because to me, I saw one. Just one leg completely gone up to very pretty. I thought. I think I'd be all right.

[John Holmberg]

See, now here's the thing. You probably. And people hearing that probably thought, well, see, Brady's nicer, but Brady still has a line. It's just different than mine. You know what I mean? Guys have a line. Women don't. A dude can turn into a small torso with bags hanging off of it, and they'll stay. They're better than us when it comes to that. We all have a line. What's too much? So just. Cause like, if Ronnie had her, you know, road rashed her butt away and her legs fell off, you'd be like, well, this is too much for me now. What about you and Megan? Oh, go on. He's a hangnail. Hangnail. I'm out.

[Brett Vesely]

The one that blows me away is.

[John Holmberg]

Fingernails are all bloody. Get out of my house. Burn.

[Brett Vesely]

Burn victim.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. I don't know how they do it. You don't see a lot of dudes sticking around that. They might rub butter on him for a couple of weeks, but he's definitely. And he. Then they have a talk. This is not me being mean. This is just truth. A dude would have a talk eventually going, you can't do it. I still have needs. I've read Those articles where the woman's. And he still has needs. He's a man, so he's allowed to do that. And I don't know that he does that often. I think we just need to know we can. And then. And then the love will kick in. And you don't do that. But I. You see a lot of women. It's a movie. Yeah. It's a whole life. It's not real life. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. If you gotta rub butter all over her all the time and keep her from aching and she's like a giant piece of Canadian bacon. Well, now he's back in. That's true. She does. One part looks like if her whole body burned. But she always smelled like delicious maple bacon because of it. You just find that out the hard way. The whole house always smells like bacon.

[Brett Vesely]

Out.

[John Holmberg]

But Brady, there's never any bacon.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

There's the problem. She's a tease.

[Brett Vesely]

And I can create that bacon. Step aside.

[John Holmberg]

Glaze cheese and tease. Yeah, that's right. That's right. And those 90 day things, they smell pretty good. Candles. And again, nothing more disappointing than walking into a house full of bacon and find out it's some sort of false scent. Ah, for sure we were having bacon. Every man's got a line. It doesn't make us good. We are hunters. Women are empathetic caretakers. And in that regard, you're better than us. A lot better. Ready Would stay with Ronnie, though. For through everything. Unless she turned into a vegetable.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

You're not eating a vegetable. Go. What if she. What if she. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

See?

[John Holmberg]

And that's the Brady dilemma. It's like if she turned into kale. I don't know how that medical. I don't know what would happen to some sort of truck wreck that your wife has to be covered in kale at all times. Get her out of this house. Whore. You have to always buy kale and then place it on her body neatly. And the house is just covered in kale. Smells like kale.

[Brett Vesely]

I drop her off like the. The equivalency of the fire department. I drop her out at a national natural grocer.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you get her over to the sprouts she's made of. Cat. She's more kale than women now. I don't know what drawer. I don't know what doctor told her to cover up in kale every day either. By the way, I should probably check my health plan. Ever since that guy got off yesterday in New York, everything's wacky. The doctors are just Putting vegetables on. Yeah. We all have a line arm. Lose an arm. Depends on how. Is the story cool or did you cut it off? Being stupid. That's another thing. How did that happen? You know, she fell down in a fire pit. She was doing something. It's not good.

[Brett Vesely]

On top of that, that should have.

[John Holmberg]

Stayed in the fire pit.

[Brett Vesely]

Losing an arm.

[John Holmberg]

Why are you trying to get out of there?

[Brett Vesely]

Your lady loses an arm. That cuts into a lot of duties.

[John Holmberg]

It sure does. The house is going to get half as clean. You're right. Dishes are taking forever now. You gotta hold worse. Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

This is why leg is fine.

[John Holmberg]

These are things we think about. And you gotta hire a girl to come by and clean the house now.

[Brett Vesely]

Unless they come up with some really cool. Which they are.

[John Holmberg]

Robotic arm for cleaning houses.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Multitasking to help out the buffer thing.

[John Holmberg]

You know, ladies who are amputees become full fledged women.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

By cleaning up faster. That was beautiful, Brady. That was a beautiful moment you brought. Then they can be a real woman troubleshoot who can two handed clean my dishes. Finally you're complete. You now complete me. That they. They melted that stuff. You complete me. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. It's John Holmberg here and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of my home group and Doug Hopkins.com I got a call from Doug the other day thanking me for leading so many of you guys his direction. He told me a story of a listener who had been through quite an ordeal and had a house they absolutely had to sell to feel like they were getting back to a normal place in life. You just never know when simple business transactions can actually change someone's life. So you want to deal with somebody great. TV's Doug Hopkins. That's your guy. So if you want to sell your house, start the process right now online@doug hopkins.com or grab that phone and sing Hopkins. 1-800-sale- now. All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Head north to Desert Ridge to catch Chris Turner from AGT and Heather Posternak perform in Tempe at the Improv. You've got Matt Friend and local girl Jessie Jet Ski Johnson doing their sets. And downtown at Stand Up Live, enjoy the comedy of Timmy no Breaks Lunel and Jay Pharo entertaining you this week for the complete lineup and for tickets go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com. it's the best of Homburg's Morning Sickness. Here's some more of the best of Brady Holmberg's Morning Sickness. Wait, that doesn't make sense. The Best of Homebrew morning sickness and 98 KUPD. Ladies and gentlemen, the hero of my life is on the line. Jackie Earl Haley is there. Jackie Earl Haley, are you there?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

How you doing?

[John Holmberg]

Good morning, sir. A pleasure.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Good morning. A pleasure to be here.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm gonna be a complete butthole and do what everybody else does to you. Thank you so much for being Kelly Leek.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Why, you're welcome. Now, if I could only hit a home run.

[John Holmberg]

No, I know. And that's the best. I always wondered this, and now that I got a chance to ask you, we'll get into the Freddy thing. I'm excited about that and all that other stuff that you've accomplished, but the Kelly Leak thing lives with me because I. Every time that movie's on, I watch it, Bad News Bears comes on. It's like, there's Kelly Leek had the courage to wander up to girls at the ballet at the tender age of 12, 13, and to see if he could score just for playing Little League baseball. Were you the biggest prick kid in your high school because you were the coolest guy in the world as Kelly Leek?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, I was kind of quiet in high school. I spent a lot of time kind of, like, staring at my feet, walking around.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't really pull the don't you know who I am card. I would have been the biggest jerk in the world.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, it was kind of odd because everybody kind of knew who I was, and I felt real self conscious because I'm, like, bad with names and stuff, so I'm kind of the opposite of my characters.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So you're just.

[Brett Vesely]

The camera goes on and you go nuts.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Exactly. It goes off, and then I'm just a quiet introvert.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, because that's really. That's just very strange. I would have figured you'd have been walking around going, oh, there's the guy from Bad News Bears. He's a complete butthole and just throwing money at kids. Eh, Give this to your parents.

[Brett Vesely]

I figured on the set, too, you'd be knocking on Tatum's door. He. You want to go over some lines?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you got to be careful there.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah, we went over some lines.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Did you. Did you and Tatum have a. Because you had the date, you know, in the movie, and everybody. Was Tatum pretty cool at that age.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, she really was.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

I think we kind of went and spent the weekend at our beach house when I was like, 14.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. Yes, please, Jackie, go on.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

That sounds so much more interesting than it was. I just got. I love the. Float that out.

[John Holmberg]

You know what? We'll just imagine from there. We'll see the scenarios. And then, of course, I saw a movie about a week ago that you were in that no one would remember. Maniac Cop 3, because one of my all time favorites. Yeah, this is. This is what I'm talking. This is.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

I'd really like to thank you for just bringing that to everybody's attention.

[John Holmberg]

You were fantastic.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

That could have just stayed in the, in the, in the drawer, hidden away forever, but. No, no, go ahead. I'm sure you got a question.

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't, actually. Here's the other side of that. I've seen all the Maniac Cops. That's the worst part. So I don't know who's worse. A guy who agree, agrees to do the movies a third one in or the guy who's watched them all. And I'm sitting there. Yeah, I'm watching. I'm like, I didn't realize Jackie Earl Haley was in Maniac Cop 3. This is awesome.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Hey, I was watching it and I didn't realize I was in it either.

[John Holmberg]

Well, see, that's how good your performance was. You fooled yourself because you were the drugged out, crazy guy in the pharmacy. And I'm like, here we go. Now we're gonna get some action. But then the girl, you shoot. Anyway, we'll get into that another time. The one thing I also wanted to tell you, and this is in all seriousness, maybe the creepiest thing I've ever seen on film was your performance in Little Children, which is just incredible. It's. You. Did you feel weird doing that?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, it was. I mean, that movie is just a Todd Field masterpiece. And, you know, it's. It's a drama and it just. It lives in this real world. And it was. It was a. Yeah, I mean, it was. It was. It was a. It was a weird part to play. It was a weird thing to kind of reconcile, but it was. It was a. And it was a neat project to.

[John Holmberg]

Be involved with, and it was incredible.

[Brett Vesely]

Very surreal. Or, you know, especially when they go, cut. You nailed it.

[John Holmberg]

You were perfect for that. How do you get cast as the child molester? You're like, do you go in and go, we're gonna wear a lot of, like, makeup and, like, make me look real creepy? They're Just like. No, you just be you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah, that's how it works.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Was that just an awful feeling? Like, really, guys, can we put in contacts to make me feel a little different about who I am?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Actually, you know, I was just. I was standing on a street trying to cross the road. Todd Field walked by, walked up and said, dude, you're kind of creepy. Have you ever acted before? And, you know, that's how that all came about.

[John Holmberg]

But I can tell you this, this is something that you're not going to enjoy hearing either. Your performance as Rorschach is better than Malin Ackerman naked in that movie. I actually watch Watchmen and say more Rorschach. And that's saying something because I would. I should be saying more naked Malin Ackerman. Are they going to do anything else with Rorschach? Because that is one of the co characters I've ever seen in movies.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, I, I have a feeling that's it. It's. It's such a one off movie that, that, you know that that book came out in 85 and they've never sequelized it since then.

[John Holmberg]

Man, I would love to see a prequel about. I mean, they give you the backstory on Rorschach, but I mean, your performance in that is you. You've really kind of just become you. Do you feel like you were around the whole time and no one noticed? And all of a sudden, boom, you're. You're huge again, man.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

It's, you know, I quit for a long time. I left the industry for 15 years and it's just been a real like, surreal, amazing treat to be able to come back and have another go at this.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And what's. What one thing. Do people not know that you were in that? You're like, man, I wish people knew that. That movie's fantastic.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Maniac Cop 3, of course that's the one I'd go with. And now you're.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

That's the one I was trying to keep hidden.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'm doing my best to get it out there. I'm going to get you some money on that one.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

There you go.

[John Holmberg]

And now you got the new one, the Freddy Krueger. Now what is that? Like, if you get cast as Freddy Krueger, how does that come about? Wow.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, the first I heard of it was on the Internet where people were suggesting me for this role and I didn't even know they were remaking Nightmare on Elm Street. So I was just immediately intrigued and you know, I've had a real blast getting to play in these different genres, you know, like the dramas and the comedy with Will Ferrell and, you know, the comic book thing. So to get to do a horror pic and to get to do it as Freddy Krueger, it's kind of like, that's pretty cool.

[John Holmberg]

It's unbelievably cool. And it's one of the best horror movies ever made. And you. This is not a sequel. I've been tied. Talked to somebody just two days ago, and they're like, oh, it's some sequel. No, it's a remake of one of the greatest horror movies ever made.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah, we went back in time and started over. And I think what's kind of cool about it is, you know, over the years, it's kind of gotten campy and comedic, sardonic humor and. Which is great. But Sam, the director, really wanted to get back to the origins of Nightmare on Elm street and go back to when it was, you know, scarier and more serious.

[John Holmberg]

Does Robert England want to kick your ass because you're doing this? Because he kind of owns Freddy. Is he pissed at you now?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Man, I sure hope not.

[John Holmberg]

We had him on here, like, what was it, six months ago? He's all about the Freddy Krueger. Yeah, he pretty much. He wanted to be in the movie, but he's too old. He admits he's too old, though. But you're. You know, this is a. This is one of those things. After watching you do Rorschach, I bet you can scare the crew out of a new generation.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Robert England has rocked this thing for decades, and he will always be Freddy Krueger. I'm just honored to take a stab at it.

[John Holmberg]

Very PC answer. But you could be the new. You could make us all forget him. You know that. And here's the other thing. Are you gonna do the sequels if they decide to remake them all? Cause we want to see Dream warriors again.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, in order to get this role, I had to agree to do 427 more awesome.

[John Holmberg]

427 more nightmares or Maniac.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

I think they might split him.

[John Holmberg]

Combine them. Maybe Maniac Cop can fight Freddy in the end.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

There you go. It'd be a monster match.

[John Holmberg]

It's glorious. Now, have you ever even.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You guys are the first two victims.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you for bringing that up.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Sweet dream.

[John Holmberg]

Now, did you feel a pressure to do a certain voice, or did you go with your own thing on this one?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, we just tried a bunch of different things, and I think where we landed is the. The most effective?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's cool. The previews are outstanding. Are you happy with it all the way around? You're looking at going, this is pretty solid?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, it really was. I saw it a couple of weeks ago, and I saw it again at the premiere, and I'm really pleased and proud. I can't tell you, I'm a little too close to it for the. From the Freddie aspect. But I just love the fact that it's not one of those mindless horror flicks that you really. The kids are great in this movie, the young adults. Their performances are wonderful. It's multi dimensional. It's just. It's a really good story, which makes it more tense.

[John Holmberg]

And now, Jackie, we ask everybody who's on the show with us one question that makes everybody. You know, we all have something in common, and it turns out to be this. And it's something that brings everybody back to earth because you are the great Jackie Earl Haley, Oscar nominee, for God's sakes, Kelly Leak, My favorite character in movie history. How did Jackie Earl Haley lose his virginity? Well, there's a long pause.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

How did I. You know, kind of just like everybody else, kind of needed a shoehorn.

[John Holmberg]

Get a shoehorn. Was there a girl involved?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah, there was.

[John Holmberg]

Now, would she say this was her first? Was it her flower being removed as well?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, to this day, I'm not sure. So.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. So, okay, so was it a. Was it. I'm not even gonna ask you who, but was it a celebrity type?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

No, man, we were. We were real, real young. It was a friend of my sister's.

[John Holmberg]

Nice. Does your sister know this?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, I think she does.

[John Holmberg]

All right, good. Have you ever. Do you keep in contact with this young lady?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, this was so long ago, you know, Come on. I was only four.

[John Holmberg]

What in the world.

[Brett Vesely]

You're the second.

[John Holmberg]

You're the second one that says that. How old were you? Like 13, 14?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know, I was actually kind of older. I think I was 15.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, that's pretty good. Well, there you go. See? And it puts us in. I think the shoehorn would have been helpful in a lot of cases. That's a good message to the kids. Thanks.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Jackie.

[John Holmberg]

The movie comes out today, right? Yeah. Yeah. And I'm. I'm excited about it. It's cool talking to you. And I'm not. I'm not kidding around when I say it. Every time Bad News Bears is on. Every time you're on tv, Watchmen's on. Little Children. I've seen three times. And just.

[Brett Vesely]

I've got a couple of human targets.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, and human targets going. You've got a. You've got a nice little batch going right now.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

And what a fun show that one is too. It's a bunch of cool popcorn action. Show that it rocks. I'm having a great time on that stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Blowing up on TV where there's actually a script in a story is kind of cool.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And it's not happening too much, but it's. It's an honor to speak to you. And did you ever consider redoing the Bad News Bears like some sort of reunion with Engelbert and all the boys? They get out on the field again and beat the Yankees.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah, we got that planned for next year.

[John Holmberg]

You're lying. Why wouldn't you do this? I have four treatments if you're interested.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You know what, I was just talking to a friend who was in a big league. You know, they're 50 year old guys and he's really good at catching balls and stuff. And his coach was like, dude, you gotta start stealing the balls from the other outfielders.

[John Holmberg]

Just like Kelly Link had to do. And you're pissed off Ahmad and these.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Guys are like 50.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, this is fantastic. Yeah, See, put the Bad News Bears in a big league, old senior league, and it would be a fantastic film.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

There you go. I think we should wait about 15 years and go, yeah, do it.

[John Holmberg]

I'm with you on that one. Just so long as you call first. It's an honor to talk to you. Start our morning with this. Nice job. Good luck. Good luck to you. You don't need it. You're doing great. But thanks, man.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Thanks a lot. I hope you guys dig Nightmare.

[John Holmberg]

We will. Thank you, man. We'll talk to you later.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Take care.

[John Holmberg]

There you go. Jack Earl Haley, everybody. The star Nightmare industry. Very cool. 15 year break. Yeah, wasn't like Kelly, but you look at his list of stuff he's done, it's like, my God, the guy was doing movies like Crazy and the Love Boats. He's been in like 20 love boats. I'm like, I remember a couple of them does. But all the movies were. Oh, they bit part. Unless it was like a B movie. Like your Maniac. Maniac Cop. That's a compliment to Maniac Cops. Call it a B movie. You ever seen the original Maniac Cop? Pretty cool. No, I didn't even know there was. Yeah, check them out, man. They're pretty awesome. Go rent the trilogy and spend your weekend on the. On the Bed. You know, just Maniac Cop week. Who's in the original? Don't know. Okay. Guy looks like Patrick Warburton. Is it a Shannon Tweed movie? It starts off, not. She's not in it. But it's very. There's a bachelor party going on in an office and the maniac cop does not like nudity and he slaughters everybody in this office building. And then I don't remember the story. The second one I just remember watching for. And then the third one gets kind of serious. It's terrible. Well, they try to get a little more, you know, where the Maniac cop is kind of torn between. Well, he kills everything. He just starts killing good and bad. It's pretty awesome. Yeah. There you go. Kelly leak. My God. Jack Earl Haley. Rorschach himself. That was exciting. I'm not in prison with you, you're in prison with me. God, does a little tiny guy do that? Anyway, that was cool. Kelly leak. It's the best of Homburg's morning sickness. I'm 98 KUPD. It's about to happen, everybody. There it is. Tiffany. Amber Thiessen is finishing up her last little interview. She's on the phone right now, and we have very important questions for her, including things that were told by Rob Zombie's brother, Spider. She likes butt. Play start. Hey. And then I'm gonna start with my question, because I saved my. I'll explain it to her right now. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the wonderful, beautiful. I've been watching her for a long time. Let's just put it in a creepy way. It's Tiffany, Amber, Thies and everybody. Tiffany, are you there? Oh, wait, I gotta answer the phone. Are you there?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Good morning.

[John Holmberg]

Hi, there. How are you?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

We're great. I'm doing well. A little sleep deprived, but I'm good.

[John Holmberg]

It's an honor, by the way.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Oh, thank you.

[John Holmberg]

You and I are up. We're about the same age, you and me, and. Yeah, so I grew up with you. Whether that's creepy or not, you have to deal with that.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

It's not creepy at all.

[John Holmberg]

A little bit. Honestly, to tell you the truth, it's a little creepy, because.

[Brett Vesely]

Creepy?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Believe me. Because he's a creepy guy.

[John Holmberg]

Because when the producers of Saved by the Bell took you to the beach house thing, that just wasn't fair for the teenage boy. You admit that, right?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

You knew it was really fun for us. I have to say, that was actually a great summer.

[John Holmberg]

Now, we've talked to Mark Paul Gosler before, and he said that it was just. It was just a dirty teen romp as the whole time. The whole time was just.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Oh, he is so full of it.

[John Holmberg]

Is that not true? And I'm just. I want you to. I'm. This is going to be Tiffany Amber, thus clear it up for us. Defends herself. Because you've been talked about in this show by several guests, but not in a really bad way. But I hope not. No, not. Well, you got a couple things to clear up, and we want you to clear them up. He said that he was the king of the set and basically had everybody on the show. Probably. Probably including Screech. He did not. So did. Did you? Because he said it really hurt him when he and Lark broke up.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Oh, really?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

That's news to me then. I've never heard that.

[John Holmberg]

Really? So he just. He's a liar.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Well, I'm not gonna call him a liar. I mean, it's his. It's. It was his business. I mean, maybe there was something going on that I didn't know about.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Did you. Did you date him at all?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Well, constitute date. That's. That's the interesting thing. I mean, do you really. Do you really. Do you really date when you're 14, 15 years old?

[John Holmberg]

It's a good point. So did you guys explain?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Not really.

[John Holmberg]

You just kind of just kissed.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Did we have. Did we have set crushes? Of course. You always. That happened all the time.

[John Holmberg]

It was your school.

[Brett Vesely]

Chemicals are flowing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, and.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Yeah, exactly. Hormones are flowing. Chemicals are flowing. Crushes happened all the time on the set. You know, we were kids and we weren't going to normal school, so literally we were having to, you know, have our own school there on set, everybody's.

[John Holmberg]

Good looking, so it's even worse.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Everybody's good looking. So that made it even harder.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly. Now, here's something I have to ask you. Recently, I saved my wife's life via the Hunt Heimlich maneuver.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Oh, wow.

[John Holmberg]

Pretty impressive, right? Pretty impressive. Yeah, it's pretty amazing.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Kudos to you.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you. She'd be dead now if it wasn't for me.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Well, I'm sure you remind her of that every day.

[John Holmberg]

Well, we're about to remind her of that right now. I made a deal with her that I have the ability now to ask any celebrity from any time to go out with me and perhaps maybe even take it to the next level. A weekend at a resort. I'm choosing you, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, today. Wow. To be the woman I choose for my payback for Saving my wife's life. Would you like to spend the weekend at a beautiful resort with me in Phoenix? Please, For God's sakes, I'm very clean.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Well, sadly, I'm married and have a new baby, so I don't think that's the rule that my husband wants. What does he get out of it?

[John Holmberg]

Can he start choking immediately and you do something about that and we can have that deal go together.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

I could definitely try save his life.

[John Holmberg]

You are saying no, then?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Well, I think the only reason I'm saying no is not because my husband so much, because I think he could live without me for a weekend, but my little girl could.

[John Holmberg]

Not if I found a sitter, no. This doesn't look good for me, does it? All right, Tiffany, Amber Thiessen is the first on the list. I just laughed at you just recently saved Your Life on July 3rd. So you're the first one I've tried this on.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the first one. Next. Oh, wow.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Okay. That is really recent.

[John Holmberg]

Wow.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

July 3rd.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was. Right?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Was it a Fourth of July barbecue? It was on a barbecue wing.

[John Holmberg]

On a burger.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

On a burger.

[John Holmberg]

On a small slider. She had a little tiny burger and it just got jammed in there and I had to Heimlich it out of that little slider. All right, so, Tiffany. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Kathy Bates.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Kathy Bates is our next interview. So I have to ask her now.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

You're gonna ask her next?

[John Holmberg]

Well, I have to.

[Brett Vesely]

It's.

[John Holmberg]

It's down the line. I have to go down the line. And then a guy named Ivan from Five Finger Death Punch. Yeah, it's just gonna be awful for me, but it's the deal I made, so if someone ever says yes, I have to go with it. Also, in an attempt to. Before we get to plugging your show here, do you remember when. Do you know the band White Song or Rob Zombie? You know him?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Oh, yeah.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Do you know his brother, Spider Power Man 5000? I don't know him, but yeah, he was on.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

I don't know him.

[John Holmberg]

He was on Beverly Hills 90210.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

He was.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, he was. And he played the Peach Pit at one point and he and Brian Austin Green got close and I defended you on the air here a while ago, but he said that Brian Austin Green said awful things about the way you prefer activities. Why does everybody talk about you this way?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

What?

[John Holmberg]

Brian Austin Green told Spiderman 1 from Powerman 5000, brother of Rob Zombie, that you preferred intercourse in the way that only people shouldn't prefer it.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

I highly. I can't even. I don't. Brian doesn't even talk that way, so I highly doubt that that's really true.

[John Holmberg]

And Spider Zombie is also a liar. We've cleared up two things today. So it's.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Yeah, Brian's actually. Brian's actually a really nice, good, clean guy. I can't imagine he would even talk like that.

[John Holmberg]

That's what we said. We're like, really? Brian Austin Green, but he is dating Megan Fox and she's dirty.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Yeah, true. But, you know, he was clean. He was pretty clean with me. And he was clean for a while until he got to Megan Fox.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I think. Do you. Do you want to hear the audio of that?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Just checking. If you wanted to hear it, we had it. Just so you knew I wasn't lying to you.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

No, no, I believe you. I believe you.

[John Holmberg]

So the butt is out. I'm kidding. So the weekend is definitely over now. For God's sake.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Yeah, weekend's over, guys.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry. So you. I'm sorry if we made you uncomfortable. I just wanted to clear that up about my idol, Tiffany Ambrethese.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Are you okay with that? All right, good. You've got. Your show is on now, too. And it probably has nothing to do with anything we've talked about so far.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

No, not at all. It's actually much cleaner than your mouth.

[John Holmberg]

I would hope so. Good Lord. White Collar. It's on the USA Network. Tell me about it.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

It's actually, we premiered last Tuesday for our second season. It's called White Collar. It's on USA and it's likely. It's about a likely partnership between a FBI agent and a con artist. And I play the wife of the FBI agent.

[John Holmberg]

I see. And is it a show that. It's been on for a couple years now. Right.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

We just premiered our second season. So we're on our second season right now. Tonight is another episode. And yeah, it's doing really well. It's a very stylish kind of show. It's kind of the cross between To Catch a thief meets the 48 Hours meets Thomas Crown Affairs. It's a very character driven show. Very fun. It's a lot of comedy and a lot of drama. It's got a little bit of both.

[John Holmberg]

What's more fun to do? Silly stuff like Saved by the Bell or then you get the 90210, which is kind of the, ooh, drama, soap opera or this kind of thriller fun.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

I don't know. I kind of have to say, yeah, this One's kind of got all of it, which is really nice. And I really enjoy the cast that I'm working with. And we're working and shooting in New York City, which is a great city to be in. So I have to say right now, this fits the bill.

[John Holmberg]

Was your husband a super fan of Saved by the Bell?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

You know, he never watched it.

[John Holmberg]

See, this is what I figured. You would have to find somebody that had no idea about that.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

But, you know, it wasn't on purpose. All his friends watched it. That's what was so funny.

[John Holmberg]

So he's doing it to rub it in.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

One of my college buddies, you know, watch the show, but he never did.

[John Holmberg]

And see, that's the weird thing. It lasted through college. We used to do drinking games.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

I know there were drinking games, I think, for 90210 too, wasn't there?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Tons of those. But, yeah, we would. It just seemed so wrong to do drinking games for Saved by the Bell because it was just such a wholesome little kid show. But then it got to the beach stuff, like we said.

[Brett Vesely]

So is there one more thing up about Mr. Belding? No, I'm just kidding. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What's wrong with Mr. Belding? Do you ever go karaoke with Belding?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

No, I don't. I don't. He's. He's definitely a big karaoke guy these days. From what I hear, he's a little bit wacky.

[John Holmberg]

We've had him on here, too. He's not exactly the most normal guy. Well, White Collar, when is it on again?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

It's on Tuesday nights.

[John Holmberg]

All right, so it'll be on tonight. And you get ready for that.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

It'll be on tonight on usa.

[John Holmberg]

And you just hate me. Don't.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

I don't hate you.

[John Holmberg]

You do a little bit.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

It's okay.

[John Holmberg]

I can hate.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

I just had a baby. I have nothing but love right now.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's a beautiful thing. And everything's gonna have more kids.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Yeah, probably.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

I mean, not. Not like tomorrow?

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, that would be a record.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Another six weeks. Let's get on it, honey.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Well, there you go, Tiffany. Thank you for tolerating it. You've defended yourself quite beautifully. Not from me so much, but from other guests we've had. And you might want to call that Brian Austin Green and tell him not to talk to rock stars anymore.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Yeah, I know. Really? I don't believe it, though.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

I really don't believe it.

[John Holmberg]

Then Spider. Spider is the liar in this situation, Tiffany. Thank you.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

With a name like Spider. I think so. Huh?

[John Holmberg]

Spider Zombie. Come on. Yeah, exactly. He lies about everything. Tiffany, thank you so much for. For not hating.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Have a great day.

[John Holmberg]

You too. Bye. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Well done though.

[Brett Vesely]

On her part.

[John Holmberg]

Thank you. And on her part. I handled that beautiful. I handled that beautiful. What the fantastic work on Maya. What do you mean? That was easy. That was great stuff. She got a little uncomfortable at one point. But you know what? These are the questions that. I could hear it in her voice. I'm like Barbara Walters. I have to get to the hurt sometimes. She didn't have a handler. In fact, in fairness, as an adult one you're playing. If you're playing a spot, it's still on. I know. In fairness there. It's still on. Okay. Spot. That's a spot.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

But apparently she was Tiffany, Amber Thon. That is not Megan Fox was apparently very fond of.

[Brett Vesely]

Facially pleasing men. Anal.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, go ahead. Spider Zombie was the one who told us. We didn't know that. Spider one, not spider. I don't care. People know better. When you say spiders, I. Spider one. You gotta explain. Is there another spider? Yeah, yeah. It's just too hard. Spider 2. It's not my fault that it was on our air.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't think she would admit to it though.

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Brett Vesely]

Because she's a mom now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You know, that kind of came out of left field. Oh, you know what?

[Brett Vesely]

He's right. I love it. Why not?

[John Holmberg]

Open up, for God's sake. Why are you so uptight? I'm not. I can't. You just like. It was so nonchalant how you asked that. I have questions for people. She's supposed to be your idol that you love. Yeah, I made that part of her up. Some things are like a band aid, right? You just gotta. If, if, if she would have actually agreed to come out and stay with you in a room, I wouldn't have asked a question. Not until the weekend. Not until the weekend. And then you could confirmed then I would have told you guys, guess what? Guess what, guys. She hates it with a passion. She hates talking about it. You just tried to slide it right in there. Oh, well, yeah. That would have been how it worked. Hoffman emails and said, I really like that you approached it from the hero angle. Usually people are buttered up easily. When you say you're my hero. Do you like it in the ass? That's a real. Oh, thank you. And yes. So yeah. That was so nervous. I think that went really well. I couldn't handle that. You're ridiculous. I think that went really, really well.

[Brett Vesely]

I appreciate interviews like that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And now we learned about Brian Austin Green, who I don't think she likes that much.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[John Holmberg]

You get the vibe off of that, too? A little bit, yeah. She does not like it. She didn't like you. That's fine. I'll never deal with her again.

[Brett Vesely]

She just had a baby.

[John Holmberg]

She's got love for it. Once that wears off, though, I'll be first. Unless I'm fine with that. She probably stopped all interviews after that because. Fantastic, then goal achieved. Legendary. Legendary status.

[Brett Vesely]

What's the name of the show again?

[John Holmberg]

White Collar.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, watch us.

[John Holmberg]

White Collar.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the price of admission. I gotta remember that. White Collar. Watch the show.

[John Holmberg]

At least you can act like I'm the filthy one when you Google search images of me. My tits aren't out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yet.

[John Holmberg]

It's true. They have been, though. No, they haven't, actually. I've not exposed my breasts. The boxing match. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I think in your little singlet.

[John Holmberg]

They had a singlet. My boobies never showed. Very, very, very nice about not putting that out to people. So, yeah, if I did that, it would be because I was young and needed the money. From now on, that's our question to every celebrity. Instead of like, virginity question. Yeah, that'll be our. When's the first time you took it in the butt? Spider zombie says we cleared up a lot. It's 98 Kup. Tiffany Amber Thiessen. Be nice to her and watch her show tonight. It's White Collar. She's probably crying and it's Brady's fault. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. 98k u p All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. All right, as you probably already know, we've got the big Holmberg After Dark show this Friday, December 12th. An amazing list of guests will be a part of it all. You're not going to want to miss this one, but you better get those tickets fast because this one sells out. Holmberg after dark Friday, December 12th at Stand Up Live. For the complete lineups and for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holmer here chilling away for new AC unit.com holiday money is on everybody's mind. Purchases need to be good deals right now as you navigate the inevitable spending this time of year. But looming over so many of you is the eventual need to replace your AC unit unit. Three easy steps online and you're getting a present that's going to last for years. It'll make your house Christmas cool all year long. Let's add a fourth step, shall we? And don't worry, it's easy. When you're checking [e-mail], use the promo code Homburg and you're gonna knock off another thousand bucks right away. Save thousands, save time. Buy online new ac unit.com. the rest of homework's morning sickness. This is the big red radio. And by the way, way there's a. There's a sound around Thanksgiving and Christmas that you need. If you hear this at all outside your house, evidently Brady's trying to get in for a turkey. This is how Brady announces to places he hasn't been invited. That the family's outside waiting to get in. Oh, God damn it. A raincoat on in a boombox.

[Brett Vesely]

Who's the dude with a Bluetooth speaker?

[John Holmberg]

He's standing outside. Do we let him in? He looks pathetic. Turkey love.

[Brett Vesely]

Love.

[John Holmberg]

I get so lost. And your turkey salad. Oh, I want some food. Let us in. Wait a minute. It's raining. So if you hear this outside your house, Brady has invited himself over. Pull the blinds. Turn the lights off. The lights on the lights. They must have a power failure.

[Brett Vesely]

They're the.

[John Holmberg]

They wouldn't have done that. I better knock on the door, make sure everybody's okay. Just gets louder as he goes. Come on. Turn it down. You must not be able to hear me. I'm out here.

[Brett Vesely]

It's 2 in the morning.

[John Holmberg]

I know you've got leftover. All my instincts, they return.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on. All right, let's go.

[John Holmberg]

So we want other relatives. Haven't called us in a couple of days. Standing out there with that boom box waiting for his. His little turkey plate. That's toads of Dorbs. Do you hear that? Do you hear that out there? Something going on outside. And the neighbor's been. No, it's my wife's goddamn husband. Or my cousin's goddamn husband. That would be you. Oh, it's that little fat one. Yeah. He did this last year, didn't he? That's for green bean casserole. Come on. Did you say green beans? Get in the car, Kirby.

[Brett Vesely]

We're leaving these guys.

[John Holmberg]

This is your cousin's house? Yeah. They haven't called us in years. Let's see if they open the door. I like that a lot.

[Brett Vesely]

Anyway, that's why we didn't stop over, because I'M like, what's on the menu? We're not gonna be able to stop.

[John Holmberg]

Green beans and tofu turkey. And I'm turn this off real quick. We'll see you next year. Why don't you fire up the menu for Christmas and we'll. Let us. Let us know. Yeah, I would. If Brady did that to my house, I'd be standing outside for hours and be looking at me in the window. You gonna open the door? No. Song's only five minutes. I want to see what you do when it gets quiet.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that a pot belly sandwich?

[John Holmberg]

Yep. Another thing I saw yesterday, I thought was great. Last night, the two guys sitting behind us at the Suns game, it was El Valle night again. And then they did that low rider thing. And I'm like, man, this is. I just don't understand how you gotta film it. I'll film. I want to see these out there doing it. And the guy behind me goes, I don't even feel like they're like, we're supposed to be here anymore. And I'm like, oh, here we go. And I couldn't. I'd never turned around and looked at him, but I just heard him say that. And his friends, like, it was that little kid, his friend's next words, all this goddamn trans stuff. And I'm like, I don't even know where that came from. But, yeah, he's mad about the trans. Everybody's frustrated by, like, what's going on? I can't. I can't go to the game. It was. It was. Everything last night was in Spanish. And it's like, okay. It feels like it's targeting an audience that isn't you on purpose. And it isn't. It isn't authentic. It isn't, like, based in some sort of a. Isn't this great? It's this targeted.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, we have to do this.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. It feels like they feel like they have to do it. And again, I go back to the idea that if Utawatanabe, the Japanese player, standing in front of a low rider with his name in Old English, doing a gang sign is how they introduce him. In the beginning of the thing, it's like, all right, this is not an authentic. Everybody buys in feeling. It's. We have to involve ourselves. Fine, whatever. But the guy behind me was frustrated by it. I'm like, it's the second of the last three games where they've done El Valle night and everything's in Spanish and they do the lowrider thing and all that. And I started laughing because I was like, everybody's frustrated. No, everybody feels like, like they're being told you're wrong just for being like, oh, I don't understand what's going. Like just not being, not getting it. It doesn't mean you hate it. It just means you're like, what's going on? If you didn't know El Valle night last night and you just showed up, you'd be like, oh, Phoenix is mostly Hispanic. Like they even speak Spanish in the arena most of the time or play almost all exclusively Spanish songs and it's fine, but it's an. It just seems so heavy handed and unnecessarily. Don't you think? We're great. So everybody's kind of frustrated. So this whole year to me is going to be the year of just calling out the, the, the inauthentic bs. Cover your ass, we love you race, but not that race. But if we could do the. If. If they did Asian night and had like Benihana chef contests and things like. Because that's essentially what they do for.

[Brett Vesely]

Elalo, it's dojo night.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, dojo night. Or you know, you have guys at halftime doing karate. It would be awful. So my favorite thing is when it blows up in someone's face. So this Instagram family, family filmed every single second of their kids birth or Christmas opening presents. And their little fat daughter, somebody, one of the people who. Because when you put your life on display, you run the risk of having this happen. Their little fat daughter cracked open a gift and it was slim tea. Somebody had sent her some, some. Let's calm this whole thing down a little bit. You're getting fat. A little girl thing. And the Internet went nuts. Oh my God, you're. This little girl has been, what an inappropriate gift for a little girl. I'm like, that's the most appropriate gift that girl got. Like, the last thing she needs is fat shaming. Yeah, it isn't fat shaming. It's basically.

[Brett Vesely]

No, that's what they're. Why they.

[John Holmberg]

But here's some slim tea. You're going down the bad path here. If somebody sent her tons and tons of candy, that's an inappropriate gift. But we'll accept that. That's like, you know, she's heading towards the road to diabetes. But everybody be like, that's great. Good for. That's kids. Kids are supposed to do that. But somebody said, here's some slim tea, you might want to think about this. And they lost their minds. Well, they thought the parents did it. Like these parents. They're talking about. The parents need to get these kids off Instagram. Like there's their first thing the parents didn't. It was one of the people who watches one of their videos that said, you know what your family needs to do is start paying attention to the fat one a little bit more. Start getting her on track. Little girl opens up the tea. Her face is over here. It cuz she looks and she. I don't think she knows what it is. She's looking like tea. She didn't care that it was slim tea or chamomile or Earl Grey or whatever. She's just like I got tea. This is a terrible gift. I think that's a great gift for a kid that the parents are just letting it balloon because they gotten litten.

[Brett Vesely]

Up the other way too. If it was like Mac and cheese.

[John Holmberg]

In a bottle, no they wouldn't have. No, they wouldn't have. You don't get in trouble.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh my gosh.

[John Holmberg]

You don't get in trouble for that.

[Brett Vesely]

Parents aren't being responsible.

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely. Do not get in trouble for that. Not at all. All I see is parents feeding their kids ranch covered chicken tenders and Mac and cheese and all that. That's all kids eat. It shuts them up. That's why they do it. Exactly. And if the big fat kid opened up Mac and cheese and started getting excited, it would be an Internet sensation. The other way no one would ever be mad. Give a big kid slim tea. The parents almost lost her. They were like calling CPS and like how dare you shame her. She's going, she's too big for four. She's. You can't have a roly poly four year old. Your other kids are okay. How come she's not up and about? It's a stage. Maybe not. The stage is she's eating too much ranch dressing. Why is that a bad present? If the parents got spoiled?

[Brett Vesely]

Kid got a peloton, right?

[John Holmberg]

If you got a kid a peloton who's a little bit fat and the other kid's got Mac and cheese, you've got. Well, the other kids needed the Mac and cheese. We all know it. But the Internet makes it so you have to say the right things. Little fat kid got slim teeth. Other kids got all sorts of good stuff. That's a good present. I think if. And they were mad at the parents. I was upset when I found out it wasn't the parents that gave it to her because that would have shown that the parents actually cared about her. Like look, I'm Worried you're pre diabetic at age four. That's a bad road. The kid's got to be 115 pounds. Tiny, little short kid, but just round, a little slim tee, you know, maybe some wilderness athlete, lean life, get a little of that in there. What's this? Oh, we both know what this is. Look at you. Maybe not a stocking stuffer, you know, per se, but the parents shouldn't get. So I got upset because the parents weren't the one. They put out a press release. We didn't give it to her. It was one of the people who watches it. When you put your life up on the Internet, expect somebody to go, you know, I'm seeing things you're not paying attention to. Your kid's a beast. If your kid had horrific skin acne top to bottom, and, you know, we're filming them and putting them on Instagram every day, you could probably expect somebody firing over a little Accutane as a gift for Christmas. Probably like, you know what, let's help this kid out. I don't see you.

[Brett Vesely]

That's kind of your point of putting it out there, isn't it?

[John Holmberg]

That's the whole thing. If you're gonna make it a big public display, somebody's gonna go, I'm noticing something, but I disagree. If you gave that kid Mac and cheese and ice cream and all, it would be a yay, it's the happiest kid in the world. And then somebody might say, you know why? She's a little bit over. How dare you. You can't say it the other way. Insulin. Probably not a great stocking stuffer, but she should get used to it because that's what she's going to need soon. But the parents were very quick to say, we didn't do this, okay? They had their thing. So the family posted a second video of the little girl saying, despite what the Internet might think, we're not the ones who gave her slim tea. It was a supporter of our video page. All right, well, then tip of the cap to the supporter of the video page. Who said, I'm gonna send that fat kid slim teeth. These parents aren't. They don't care. It says the other kids recognize that the gift was inappropriate. The dad behind the camera seems undeterred as he urges his other child to be grateful for the gift that was given. This one says, it's a child. It's not her fault that she's overweight in the first place. She's not deciding what she's doing. This is disgusting. Bullying her how? Slim tea bullying. What if it tastes great? What if the kid was really into slim tea? It's probably some other pig that wrote that. Oh, yeah, no, it's.

[Brett Vesely]

That's exactly it. Didn't work.

[John Holmberg]

That's true. That's exactly it. Some of Brett just says it all. So clearly, another pig probably did that. Merry effing holiday from the Big Red Radio Holmberg's morning sickness. This segment is brought to you guys by Action Ride Shop. Now, if you're thinking about heading up north to hit the slopes for some skiing, some boarding, or if you're just gonna stay down here in the valley and do some mountain biking, Action Ride Shop is your place to be. They got all the gear and all the knowledge you're gonna need, so check them out [e-mail] or better, just go visit them over there on Gilbert Road and Southern. It's Action Ride Shop. We had a Megan 911 moment last night with Reggie, and we're eating. Nobody believes it until they happen in front of him. Reggie was like, I seen one live. Megan was trying to organize her costume for the zombie walk this weekend, right? Hers is going to be some type of medical professional zombie. She's got scrubs like her and her friend Dr. Zombies, right? So she's texting with her mom and she goes, guys, can I ask you a question? What is it, Maggie? What? The thing that hangs around the doctors that he checks your heart. That's a telescope. Yep, that's exactly it. All right, let's just take a look here. Into deep space for that heartbeat. Reggie's like, oh, my God, we had one. I knew it wasn't right. That's why I asked. A stethoscope. Oh, God. Don't say anything.

[Brett Vesely]

Look.

[John Holmberg]

Land ho. All right, let's take a look here at your heart. Wow. I see Uranus. I'm kidding. I'm using the wrong fake. Get on that telescope and tell me how my heart's doing. I don't understand what you're saying. This guy just emailed me this. He says, Omega911. He said, I couldn't wait to send you this this morning. I got home from work last night during the thunderstorm, jumped in the shower. My fiance walks in the bathroom five minutes after. What are you doing? I said, what the hell does it look like I'm doing? Taking a shower. Really? Are you sure you want to shower right now when there's lightning? Are you serious? I said back, you never know. I said, I know one thing for sure. I'm telling John Holmberg about this first thing in the morning to ruin your life. Apparently in her mind, the house is not impervious to a lightning strike. The pipes and everything else. Now I've in her defense, I've heard of this, but I think it's garbage. No, don't go outside and do the outdoor shower, stand in a puddle thing. That's dumb.

[Brett Vesely]

With a one iron.

[John Holmberg]

Don't shower with a one iron. I guess that's how many times you've been told that and you just don't listen. I do it every time there's lightning. Oh yeah, you're praying to get out of this. Bring it, God.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Bring it.

[Brett Vesely]

What you got?

[John Holmberg]

What you introduce me to Lisa. That's all you have. We had a great moment this week. Another Megan911 occurred up in show low. Went up there with Megan's brother hanging out up there. And I had some bread. We ate up on the deck. Throw the bread out, let the birds eat. And Megan goes, oh, no, don't do it. Why won't that make bears? And I said, let me tell you something about that. First off, that sentence, when two bears love each other very much. Two bears love each other very much. They make bears. Bread and ground and water don't make bears, but one of the bread makes bears. I would never eat bread if that was a threat. A bear seed, man, I tell you what, that bread ain't sitting right, but it might be the greatest phrase of all time. We better not. Won't that make bears? I don't think so. You're gonna be in the bathroom him a long time. I'm no scientist. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. It's John Holmberg here, shilling away for new AC unit dot com. Use my name, Holmberg in the promo code and get a thousand dollars off the already amazing price you were going to get. Promo code. Holmer, what a great start to replacing an AC unit that's on its last legs and man did new AC unit.com make this process simple. If you've got an AC unit that's 10 years old or older and you want to replace it before it becomes nightmare. Go to new AC unit.com, get a thousand dollars off, use homework as the promo code and check it out. You're already gonna save money. Now you'll save more. Save thousand, save time. Buy online new ac unit.com. it's Brett and John Fraction Ride shop in their brand new location on the Northwest corner of power Road and McDowell in Mesa. The new location is your East Valley full line bike shop with brands like Pivot, Ibis, Santa Cruz and Rocky Mountain. Giant, Norco. And of course Action Ride Shop has the best wrenches in town to keep that bike on the trail or the road.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Hi.

[Brett Vesely]

Happy national spaghetti.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, there you go. A little ragu tonight. Pull it right out of that box. Box. Put it in the hot water.

[Brett Vesely]

Prego. What are you doing?

[John Holmberg]

If you had to pick one out of a jar. If I had to. What's a good one?

[Brett Vesely]

Probably the Rouse.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Rouse is good. Brady's nodding. Oh, yeah, of course you have.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a good bottle of gravy.

[John Holmberg]

If you're gonna do it, you gotta do it. You wouldn't know in four bowls in front of you which one was Rouse and which one wasn't. Oh, yeah, no, you'd just be four empty bowls. One you liked a little more than the other. He'd get to the bottom of this. Every bowl. Every bowl would be licked clean.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a good bottle.

[John Holmberg]

That second one wasn't as good as the third. They're all the same. Just be four empty bowls. One you liked a little more than the other. He'd get to the bottom of this. Every bowl. Every bowl would be licked clean.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a good bottle.

[John Holmberg]

That second one wasn't as good as the third. They're all same. You nodding away? I'll take it from over here. From. Actually had mama's gravy. Rouse is the closest thing. Huh? All right. So you take the pasta out of the box, you pour the rouse on. No, you make the pasta first. You pour it into the hot water, half of it sticking out, and you spin it a little bit, and then the other and just take it out whenever he's got a process. And then. And then what is it? Just salt, little pepper, and you're done. What's what? Just. That's it. The noodles.

[Brett Vesely]

Salt.

[John Holmberg]

Salt noodles. You can pour on the prego. And some olive oil, some. Some garlic. That's ridiculous. That's in the sauce.

[Brett Vesely]

What are you doing? You're offending it.

[John Holmberg]

I'm trying to get him to admit it. He's had it. You've poured the. The sticks into the hot water. What, out of a box. Oh, yeah. Everybody has. Of course. Yeah, I admit that. Yeah. That pure. Do I do it regularly? No, no. Nobody does it regularly. I used to love that.

[Brett Vesely]

Is there a certain box that you'll buy on those spaghetti?

[John Holmberg]

What is it that. The Pirelli. That's all right.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I don't care. It all tastes the same.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't go to the Falcos and get the stuff that's actually out of the box?

[John Holmberg]

Nah, I'll just make it myself. It all tastes the same to me. And I have a theory. I have a theory that most Italians couldn't tell mama's gravy from the rouse or the prego.

[Brett Vesely]

You're gonna have to do that.

[John Holmberg]

We have to eventually have to do.

[Brett Vesely]

The Pepsi challenge with. With sauce.

[John Holmberg]

I think if you couldn't hear me going, I could open up one of those Chef Boyardee's and mix it up. You'd be like, it's not as good as this, but you mind. You know that I know Chef Boyardee because that just tastes like watery kind of.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

I'd eat it, though.

[Brett Vesely]

Would you?

[John Holmberg]

I don't care. Oh, no, not like if I was starving. That wouldn't be something I'd turn away. If I was starving and it was just coconut, I'd starve to death. If it was just nothing but Chef Boyardee, I'd choke that down. It's not so bad. Do you ever eat a Stouffer's lasagna? I'm sure I did when I was a kid or something. I like those French bread pizzas, those things. Just saying his Italian thing.

[Brett Vesely]

But you could tell a Stouffer's lasagna.

[John Holmberg]

Do they just.

[Brett Vesely]

So if you. So if you pulled out.

[John Holmberg]

If you go to cereal and had the lasagna back when I was still there and pull out the Stouffers, you couldn't tell. You're talking about cereal. Exactly. Cereal is different. I spent because I'm not spending 300 on a plate of mama's gravy, but cereal let me know. This is special. Well, that's good. The next day, text him. The next morning, I'm like, my feces that just came out of me. Smells as good as it went in. It smelled like, my God, cereal comes out and it makes your poop smell like Italian food. Not. There was no bile or human waste. You put that on a plate ready to go again and just put a blind man in there and said, here's some lasagna. He'd be like, oh, that smells so good. It was amazing. So, yeah, cereal, come on. That's not a fair comparison, but 90% of people eating prego and box noodles, you're not going to know. I could tell you mama made it. You'd be like, oh, not bad. This guy says Brett knows what's up. Rouse is the best if you're in a pinch. Also, every real Italian can tell the difference between any sauce instantly. This is where I think you Italians get into trouble. The word instantly always gets tossed in there. There's a noticeable difference in the jarred BS and the real effing guinea stuff. Signed to Taylor. I don't. I think you guys just overshoot your mark. Taylor.

[Brett Vesely]

Shouldn't that come from like an Antonio or something?

[John Holmberg]

Nobody named Taylor. Short for Antonio. Taylor's not.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a relocation name.

[John Holmberg]

That's true. By the way, I'm Taylor Johansson and I've had it with you non stop. Talk about ragu. I just think you Italians get mouthy real fast. His real name is Vinnie Passini or something.

[Brett Vesely]

He's from the Bronx.

[John Holmberg]

That's it. I'm firing up. Off. I go by Taylor now. How you doing? My name's Taylor.

[Brett Vesely]

That's it.

[John Holmberg]

My son Braden and my daughter Hannah. Now I go by Taylor. Yeah. Come on.

[Brett Vesely]

U.S. news & World Report put out its annual list of the healthiest.

[John Holmberg]

Diets. Where was.

[Brett Vesely]

Yours? Not on the.

[John Holmberg]

List. No kidding. The Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Diet. Number one was the Mediterranean diet. Diet limits sweets, processed foods and red.

[John Holmberg]

Meat. Too many.

[Brett Vesely]

Olives. Lots of fruits.

[John Holmberg]

Veggies. Too many.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Olives.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. You like olives?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Of course he does. Tastes them.

[Brett Vesely]

Constantly. Just had to ask the.

[John Holmberg]

Redundant. His blood tastes like olives. Got olive oil coming on my face sweats.

[Brett Vesely]

Evo. The Dash diet is designed to lower blood pressure. Stands for Dietary Approaches to Stop Hypertension. The flexitarian.

[John Holmberg]

Diet. Never heard.

[Brett Vesely]

Of. You're mostly a vegetarian, but sometimes eat meat.

[John Holmberg]

Not get up and take a walk. That's like the pan genders and stuff. Like you're not really a.

[Brett Vesely]

Thing. You just like.

[John Holmberg]

Sex. Making up.

[Brett Vesely]

Words. The Mayo Clinic diet. A three month program for weight loss. You eat balanced meals with small smaller portions. And can't eat while watching tv. So you.

[John Holmberg]

Eat. Right. So you just eat a normal diet and you don't over indulge and you get up and move around every once in a while and eat in front of the kitchen. In the kitchen instead of in front of the tv. Right. Instead of breaking out the bag of Tate's cookies and sitting there and binge in the squid games. Which by the way are.

[Brett Vesely]

Awesome. John, is.

[John Holmberg]

It? Oh, it's so good. The new season is so.

[Brett Vesely]

Good. And if you're not on one of those diets right now, now you might be upset at Chick Fil a cuz a lot of. They're catching some flack for changing their waffle fries to what didn't really. They. They put a pea starch on the FR frying process and people claim they can tell the difference. It's to make them crispier.

[John Holmberg]

What? That's just cuz they were.

[Brett Vesely]

Told.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Come.

[Brett Vesely]

On. Yeah. The rumor was last summer that they are ditching their waffle fries.

[John Holmberg]

Completely. By the way, you don't have that strong a palate if you're eating a Chick fil a in the first place. To discern whether or not it was fried in pea starch. So Brett's right. That was power suggestion. I can taste the pea starch. No, you can't. You don't even know what pea starch. Yeah, you just learned that phrase. You just don't want peas in your body. You just want French fries the old fashioned way. Wait a minute. They're mixing in peas with my fries.

[Brett Vesely]

Bruh. A survey of 4,000 people using the dating app Bumble showed what the most popular fetishes are for these people.

[John Holmberg]

For the couples that were interviewed, and for people on.

[Brett Vesely]

Bumble. On Bumble. According to the Bumble.

[John Holmberg]

Survey. Okay, so people I didn't know you put a fetish on it. Like they ask you what a fetish fetishes like. It's because they do like, hobbies and stuff like that. So it's your personal profile. The fetishes that came up the.

[Brett Vesely]

Most. The number one.

[John Holmberg]

Kink.

[Brett Vesely]

Feet. Feet. Role playing. But the number two was this year was open air on a balcony. Getting.

[John Holmberg]

Busy. Oh, just sex.

[Brett Vesely]

Outside. Yeah. The third.

[John Holmberg]

Ish. No, I was just gonna say that's Unless you have to do it every time. Or if you like to watch it more than you like to do.

[Brett Vesely]

It. The third was having sex while playing video.

[John Holmberg]

Games. Okay, that's becoming a big thing on pornhub. The stepsister comes in and you're playing video games and she's going to.

[Brett Vesely]

Work. Waking each other up with.

[John Holmberg]

Oral. Not a fetish. That's just a gift from your.

[Brett Vesely]

God. I think they say Gen Z, he appears to be slightly tamer than on their approach to.

[John Holmberg]

Sex. Yeah, because they're lame. Or that. I guess Brett kind of has a.

[Brett Vesely]

Point. More direct. When quizzed on their favorite sexual activities, cuddling took the top.

[John Holmberg]

Spot. Oh, Brett was.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

See? Told.

[Brett Vesely]

You. Including at home. Spa Pamper days for the boys. Hanging in a hotel bed. Bathtub. Hanging with a tremendous view. What the hell is this world coming? Sex in the.

[John Holmberg]

Shower. That's the most overrated thing since sex in the pool. Yep, Gen Z likes to soak in a tub and look out a window and.

[Brett Vesely]

Cuddle. Yeah, 54% of the millennial and Gen X participants who said they're already using sexual aids.

[John Holmberg]

Huh. Sexually, they can lose weight with an.

[Brett Vesely]

E. Duncan Allen has worked. He worked as a DJ at Casa Dia. Casa Diablo. Vegan strip.

[John Holmberg]

Club. The house of the Devil.

[Brett Vesely]

Vegan?

[John Holmberg]

Yes. In Brady's mind, the vegans are the devil. Was there interchangeable words? Words is diablo and.

[Brett Vesely]

Vegan. He's worked there for over 10 years. Well, last week during the night of spinning, he felt like a 500 pound man punched him in the back. Turns around it was one of his.

[John Holmberg]

Strippers. Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

What? Jabbed him in the back with a.

[John Holmberg]

Knife. Why? Low iron, went nuts, needed some meat. Can't live off the.

[Brett Vesely]

Greens. He was able to keep calm because he said he felt that wasn't a punch when he took a little quick breath and blood was filling his.

[John Holmberg]

Lung. Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Paramedics got there in time and said you were just a couple of minutes away from drowning in your own.

[John Holmberg]

Blood. That's what happens when he gets.

[Brett Vesely]

Stabbed. Stripper took.

[John Holmberg]

Off. He's.

[Brett Vesely]

Boner. And they found her in the bush about two.

[John Holmberg]

Weeks. Was she eaten it? Double meaning vegan bark and everything? Yeah, she was starving, so she pulled over and started to eat some of the roughage in your yard. Just a hand in the bush. In the bush. Imagine that. What she stab him.

[Brett Vesely]

For? They're trying to figure that out. She, you know, said. She's said I went insane and that's what she's going.

[John Holmberg]

For.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Mental.

[John Holmberg]

And. And why him if she she.

[Brett Vesely]

Has the clarity to claim mental.

[John Holmberg]

Insanity. Is she really that well, yes, if she can say it first. But we already knew that when you shoved a knife into a guy's back and had no reason. By the way, you're getting props online, Brady, for not doing a Ho ho Ho's joke for Santa. Saving the firehouse. We were all waiting for it. Yeah, everybody was on pins and needles. Damn it, I missed it. You're still reading the last story. Trust to find answers, aren't.

[Brett Vesely]

You? No. The general manager's name of the vegan strip club I'm looking for because it was his name was.

[John Holmberg]

Zuckle. You got to look for.

[Brett Vesely]

It. You just told Dave Serrano Zuckle. Dave Zuckle. Serrano was his name. Gm and he said this girl was completely normal. First of.

[John Holmberg]

It. Well, that made the story. Yeah, well, I'm glad you glad you took the time to research. Search the name. These guys are gonna enjoy the word Zuckle. You don't hear that too often. Gotta get that out there before I land this.

[Brett Vesely]

Plane. Is it on the honor system if you go to strip at a vegan strip.

[John Holmberg]

Club? Yeah. Who's testing.

[Brett Vesely]

It? What is the.

[John Holmberg]

Test? You smell like a quarter pounder. No, no, Obby, it was an impossible burger, I.

[Brett Vesely]

Swear. What's this.

[John Holmberg]

Bag? You look not so pasty and kind of fish it. Are you eating meat.

[Brett Vesely]

Again? I just couldn't quit.

[John Holmberg]

It. I couldn't quit it. Gotta have some. I'm a stripper, I'm pasty, I have no energy. Ah, you stringy weirdos. That's all we want on our.

[Brett Vesely]

Stages. There's a 64 year old grandmother in Massachusetts. Her name's Roxette Doucet or Roxanne Doucet. And she tried to poison her husband because she Had a new man in her life and it was a soap opera star. Thorsten K. From the Bold and Beautiful.

[John Holmberg]

Thorsten. Thorsten K. Apparently feeling she was.

[Brett Vesely]

Fascinated some scammer was texting Roxanne, pretending to be Thorsten. She believed it was real, partially because she was a die hard fan of the Bold and Beautiful. One message from Thorsten said, you have to get rid of your husband, honey. I need you so.

[John Holmberg]

Much. There we.

[Brett Vesely]

Go. Roxanne said she needed to do something. That's when she hatched a plan. Making an amazing.

[John Holmberg]

Soup. She was gonna kill.

[Brett Vesely]

Him. Yeah. You'll be hungry when he gets back. Thorsten helped her out. I'll be got back. Not feeling well. Well, then maybe I can collect.

[John Holmberg]

The. What she put on it. What she put in the soup? You don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Know. Doesn't say the.

[John Holmberg]

Poison. But it was poison. Yeah, that happens sometimes. That happens with.

[Brett Vesely]

Soup. Roxy and husband had a medical event and she was the one who called 911. Recovered fine. It didn't take long for the police to zero in on Roxanne charged with attempted.

[John Holmberg]

Murder. Holy.

[Brett Vesely]

Cow. Along with resisting arrest and assault.

[John Holmberg]

On. What's the Bold and the Beautiful guy's name? Thorsten K. Is it the character or is that the actor? That sounds like a.

[Brett Vesely]

Character. Does it? Does. But it says the real Thorsten K. Hasn't.

[John Holmberg]

Commented. But it's easy to look up. Will you look that up separate? If it's Thorsten Kay as a character or an actor's name, no one watches the Bold and the Beautiful. Here's Thorsten. So that's Thorsten Kay. That's a real guy. Okay, so he's a German British actor. The character's name can't be better than Thorsten K. What is his. What is his name? On Old and Beautiful. Look at.

[Brett Vesely]

Her. She's like Ozzy. She was bought.

[John Holmberg]

In. Okay. He plays Patrick Thornhart on One Life to Live. It is Ozzy. Yeah, she does look like him. I've been online just checking things out and I fell in love with a man from Bold and Beautiful and he told me to kill Saren. So I tried. She's got Ozzy's.

[Brett Vesely]

Glasses. Good looking.

[John Holmberg]

Dude. He's a handsome.

[Brett Vesely]

Man.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Scooch over there to his Wikipedia again where you had it. Oh, boy. We got a lot of clicking. It's over there. He played Dr. Patrick Thornhart on One Life to Live and Ian Thornhart on Port.

[Brett Vesely]

Charles. Ridge.

[John Holmberg]

Forester. Yeah, Ridge Forester on the Bold and the.

[Brett Vesely]

Beautiful.

[John Holmberg]

Wow. So I don't Know what's a better.

[Brett Vesely]

Name? That's a good porn.

[John Holmberg]

Name? Ridge Forester. Well, porn name would be Edge Forester. Yeah, because edging is awesome. Look it up. Thorsten K or Ridge Forester. Both better names than I'll ever have. Ever. Still not Christopher Fantastic. Christopher Fantastic. It's just so Broadway though. Those it sound almost feather boa. Christopher Fantastic should be doing middays at Katy kb. It's time for another Christopher Fantastic traffic.

[Brett Vesely]

Check. Two brothers in Wasilla, Alaska got arrested Wednesday night after a heated argument involving an alligator and a crocodile. Ricky Lowe and his brother Tyler Lowe got in a shoving match while arguing about an anime cartoon. That's what adult brothers do. Sure, they're 33 and.

[John Holmberg]

30. Anime's not for.

[Brett Vesely]

Kids. Things really escalated when Tyler grabbed Ricky's pet alligator and threw it out in the snow. Then Ricky retaliated by grabbing Tyler's pet crocodile. Threw it outside.

[John Holmberg]

Too. This was all living in the same.

[Brett Vesely]

Trailer. 30.

[John Holmberg]

Degrees. My God. They had a crochet croc and an alligator.

[Brett Vesely]

Together. It happened in an apartment. It's not clear where they both live. One of them brought their reptile over for a hang.

[John Holmberg]

Session. It was a playdate between the reptiles. Do crocodiles and alligators get.

[Brett Vesely]

Along? They can hang.

[John Holmberg]

Out. Can.

[Brett Vesely]

They?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. How come they.

[Brett Vesely]

Don'T? You want to make sure they're the same size, though. Smaller one. If it's too.

[John Holmberg]

Small. He's making this up. He is? You don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, you.

[Brett Vesely]

Do.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You know, if alligators and.

[Brett Vesely]

Crocodiles.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. Play date, why not on a play date? I mean, that's all I.

[Brett Vesely]

Ask. Oh, no, you. You ask if they can hang out, they can hang out on a play date. Yeah. Listen to.

[John Holmberg]

Me. I try it, all.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? Got to make sure they're equally yolked. The same size. And how do you do that? Do you have a meet up at a park.

[John Holmberg]

Somewhere?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. How big's your gator? I got a six foot. All right, well, I don't think.

[John Holmberg]

They'Re meant to be.

[Brett Vesely]

Together. They.

[John Holmberg]

Cohabitate. They live in different.

[Brett Vesely]

Places. There's been crossovers. There's now.

[John Holmberg]

Crocodiles. And that's because of people like.

[Brett Vesely]

You version of the alligator. No, I'm just saying people have let go, you know, you said there's crossovers.

[John Holmberg]

Though. So you think there's a crocogator out.

[Brett Vesely]

There? Oh, no, not a cross. I mean, it's a crossover. In other words, they. They have their living to keep together. Now in certain areas that they weren't.

[John Holmberg]

There. It isn't the loving trial. It's not like some sort of a, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Interracial. Bigger ones will eat a smaller one. And that's true. And where did they.

[John Holmberg]

Live? In the.

[Brett Vesely]

Same. There's a chance of that.

[John Holmberg]

Happening. I didn't think they lived in this. I thought crocodiles were kind of unique to a certain part of the earth. And gators were.

[Brett Vesely]

Unique. There's crocs in in Florida now.

[John Holmberg]

Too. Right. Because humans did that. But are they hanging out together other that's the point. I don't know. But you're saying that you do know for sure as long as they're.

[Brett Vesely]

The same size on a bank that they might be selling the first suggestion when you type in Florida crocodiles and.

[John Holmberg]

It says they can hear.

[Brett Vesely]

Us. That's.

[John Holmberg]

True. And as Brady's answer of sure if they're the same size but you don't want to get a bigger one over a little one. I'm with you Brett. I'm making the same face Brett's.

[Brett Vesely]

Making. Brett, I know your word is about the alligator and the.

[John Holmberg]

Crocodile.

[Brett Vesely]

Ricky. Ricky scooped up his two year old kid and got the croc and got out of.

[John Holmberg]

There.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. But Tyler was slurring his word. They both alcohol was both.

[John Holmberg]

Drones. You want your two year old kid and an alligator. Yeah. His alligator's.

[Brett Vesely]

Dead. It's the other way around. The alligator is okay. The crocodile they never.

[John Holmberg]

Found. Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

Boy. So it's in the snow somewhere. But there is no.

[John Holmberg]

Essential. Somebody picked it up. Yeah, I just found. You're not gonna believe this but.

[Brett Vesely]

Reptiles have the ability to go into a hibernation like state. It's called brumation in cold weather. So maybe the croc dropped down into that. It's not looking.

[John Holmberg]

Good. But that would mean you could find.

[Brett Vesely]

It. Hey, I think so. Unless. Unless it dripped down in the snow so much where he threw it.

[John Holmberg]

Out there that it doesn't disappear when it's hibernating. That went into hibernation. So we won't see it. It's not a bear.

[Brett Vesely]

Alligators. Yeah. And it doesn't. I mean it could have scooted through a little bit and it hid in.

[John Holmberg]

What? Just keep going. Keep.

[Brett Vesely]

Digging. That's a great one. Could have built a little igloo. Who better built.

[John Holmberg]

It? Brady in this that you're Danny Croc. Let me ask you this. As you're picturing all this is the crocodile that you're imagining in a tuxedo by chance? Because I think you might have seen this in A cartoon one. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Or it's a.

[John Holmberg]

Fedora. Whatever he's.

[Brett Vesely]

Wearing. Alligators and crocodiles most certainly do not get along very well. They do not coexist.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I think they're in different parts of the world for a reason. Brady's brother stuck them in different.

[Brett Vesely]

Areas. There is. But it says here also it says the Florida Everglades is indeed a unique location where both alligators and.

[John Holmberg]

Crocodiles. Because people chuck them in.

[Brett Vesely]

Live. Yeah. But they don't get along.

[John Holmberg]

Together. Okay. A bad idea. Contrary to.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady's. Now, it doesn't say anything about.

[John Holmberg]

Igloo. Right now. Who knows? We're gonna leave you on that one. You can have.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

That.

[John Holmberg]

That. But according to the interwebs, Brady's incredibly terrible advice between a crocodile and.

[Brett Vesely]

Gator. That they coexist. They do coexist. The same.

[John Holmberg]

Area. What are those? Chocolate? We gotta get Brady this one. Yeah. Chocodiles exist. Brady. With alligators. So you just made all that.

[Brett Vesely]

Up? No, that they're living in the same area. There's crocodiles.

[John Holmberg]

Alligators. We knew that that's.

[Brett Vesely]

Possible. But making the.

[John Holmberg]

Igloo. You said as advice. We also knew the igloo, Brady. We're real good at knowing when it's bulls. The igloo is clear. Don't us. You spent 10 minutes telling us that it's not a bad idea so long as they're the same size. To put them.

[Brett Vesely]

Together. You just got yourself out of.

[John Holmberg]

The rah rah room for no.

[Brett Vesely]

Reason. Make sure you have the same.

[John Holmberg]

Size. And the Internet says just don't keep them anywhere near each other. Where's your.

[Brett Vesely]

Information? Evidently these brothers had with their pets.

[John Holmberg]

Before. You don't know the.

[Brett Vesely]

Situation. Yeah, but you didn't inform the.

[John Holmberg]

Brothers. And that's your backup. That's your story you're sticking with. It's like, well, if these guys in Florida apartments can do it, then I say if they're the same side. You. You believed that? Based on what? Is what I'm asking. Absolutely nothing. And you. You dug.

[Brett Vesely]

In? Yeah. I don't think this is the first time their. Their croc alligator hung.

[John Holmberg]

Out. Nobody asked that. All we said was, do they get along? Sure, they're the same size. Evidently not true. They don't get along. They don't want to be anywhere near each.

[Brett Vesely]

Other. I've seen them get.

[John Holmberg]

Along. And I ask again. Where. I said, where have you seen this? You said there were crossovers at.

[Brett Vesely]

Zoos. You have not seen them in.

[John Holmberg]

The. Let's get Christy on the phone. What kind of irresponsible zoo's sticking them in the.

[Brett Vesely]

Same? Caymans crocodiles in the.

[John Holmberg]

Same. I don't know what that.

[Brett Vesely]

Is. And then Gator Chris on.

[John Holmberg]

Instagram. Instagram, he's got a rescue of crocodiles and alligators that.

[Brett Vesely]

Coexist. That I can't.

[John Holmberg]

Confirm. Well, see. Stop. Stop saying you can.

[Brett Vesely]

Then. He works with both. Yeah, he.

[John Holmberg]

Probably. Gator.

[Brett Vesely]

Chris. I think that's his.

[John Holmberg]

Name. This guy says. Shut up, Brady. There is an alligator farm in Louisiana that has a crocodile. And they keep it separate because it eats the alligators constantly attack. Ax.

[Brett Vesely]

Them. An adult alligator will eat the. The young all the time.

[John Holmberg]

Too. So babies won't get.

[Brett Vesely]

Together. They don't get along. No. Eat the baby.

[John Holmberg]

Alligators. Why would they be together? Is my.

[Brett Vesely]

Point. The.

[John Holmberg]

Father. Is that a.

[Brett Vesely]

Crocodile? They're the father of.

[John Holmberg]

This. A crocodile is the father of an alligator. I'm not talking.

[Brett Vesely]

Anyway. No, no, no. I'm talking saying the alligators prey on their.

[John Holmberg]

Own. Okay, well, then how are there ever any.

[Brett Vesely]

Alligators? Eventually they have to get along. Eventually. What do they.

[John Holmberg]

Know? This. What you're saying is, in the gator world, eventually cooler heads must.

[Brett Vesely]

Prevail. They work it.

[John Holmberg]

Out. Like in order to keep the species alive, we've got to stop eating the.

[Brett Vesely]

Babies. It's just down to.

[John Holmberg]

You. And you're acting like a bunch of crocodiles over here. Here. And we know how much we hate them. Okay, Is that a croc or an alligator? I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Know. I have no.

[John Holmberg]

Idea. That's a crocodile, I think. Brady. What is it? Got a bigger nose, right? Crocodiles have big noses and alligators have pointy ones. Or no other way.

[Brett Vesely]

Around. Well, usually the alligator. That's a.

[John Holmberg]

Gator. That's a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Gator. I'm.

[John Holmberg]

Not. I'm not interested in this anymore. I've heard too many.

[Brett Vesely]

Lies. He rescues them.

[John Holmberg]

Okay? I don't care. You pick up absolutely no information from it. Digs his heels in on this.

[Brett Vesely]

Stuff. We've got this dude in.

[John Holmberg]

Thailand. We got a.

[Brett Vesely]

Picture. He fell 40ft down an abandoned well last month. He started screaming for help. No one came. The well is in a remote.

[John Holmberg]

Forest. This is what you're.

[Brett Vesely]

Picturing? Yeah, there it.

[John Holmberg]

Is. I believe are two gators. And they just evidently got done eating a ton of baby gators trying to destroy the entire species they love. They're wearing cowboy hats. So you know it. This is Brady's science now. Oh, God. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. It's John Holmberg here along with Brett Vesley from the Morning Sickness to tell you about Action Ride Shop. John, we always rave about Action Ride Shop of the awesome selection of bikes and bike accessories, but what about being a couple of snow bunnies this year? Are you saying you want to take advantage of Action Ride Shop skis and snowboards? Why not? Josh and the boys got us into mountain biking. You know what, Brett? Let's do it. At Action Ride Shop, you can get all your ski and snowboard needs covered for the upcoming winter season. Head to Action Ride Shop on Gilbert Road just north of the 60 or their new store on Power Road and McDowell. Actionrideshop.com hey, what's up? It's Mo and my friends at the University of Advancing Technology has been ranked the number one best college for computer science for not one, but two years in a.

[Brett Vesely]

Row. Total.

[John Holmberg]

Sense. Because UAT are always on the lookout for those who don't just embrace technology, they live it. From advancing computer science and robotics to cybersecurity, gaming and artificial intelligence, UAT is where innovation thrives. So if you're ready to lead the next tech revolution, visit uat.edu mo. And don't just study tech. Live it. The Best of the Morning Sickness is on the air. 98 KUPD. Did any of you people do any actual work? The Best of Holmberg's Morning Sickness the spelling bee is tonight and Brady is here as your. I'm your humble host, John Holberg of Brady Spelling Bee. Our moderator, Brady Bogan. Thumbing through the many words you will be forced to spell as Brady will attempt to read words that are nearly impossible to say with a slight speech impediment. However, you will then have to spell them. Brady's allowed to say the word one time. Time. Use the word in a sentence one time. After that, you better start to.

[Brett Vesely]

Spelling because assuming I know the definition.

[John Holmberg]

And if you ask for the definition, Brady just has to this is what I think it means, that kind of thing. I think you're gonna know most of them, the words are not foreign. Oh, yeah, no, they're not. It's just gonna be kind of weird to think how do you define that? So it'll be this is what Brady's definition. Brady, can I have your definition permission? Is what you.

[Brett Vesely]

Ask. You know, it's one of them.

[John Holmberg]

That. That's exactly what I'm looking for. You know, it's the thing that goes around the part of you that has the black usually. Now let's go to the phones and see who our first speller is. Adam, how are.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You?

[John Holmberg]

Good. Welcome to Brady spelling Bee. Are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Prepared?

[John Holmberg]

Yep. All right. Good luck to you, Adam. Here is your humble host, Mr. Brady Bogan. As he reads your first word, give it to Brady. This is Brady. We'll now read the first word. Brady. Go. Tell him the word.

[Brett Vesely]

Go.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Vietnamese. Vietnamese. That's obviously V, I, E, T, N, A, M, E, S, E.

[John Holmberg]

Correct. Is it correct? I thought he missed that. He missed one. I thought he missed one.

[Brett Vesely]

Too. No, we'll give it to.

[John Holmberg]

Him. It's the first guy. All right. Nice try. I think he missed it. All right, word number two. You got to get three of them. Good luck, Adam. Go ahead.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Schenectady. Can you repeat.

[John Holmberg]

It? He cannot. He can use it in a sentence or he can define.

[Brett Vesely]

It. I want Banged a girl from.

[John Holmberg]

Schenectady. Well.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Done. Disconnect the.

[Brett Vesely]

Key. Google.

[John Holmberg]

Faster. Start spelling. Start your letters. There's.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

One. C.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

H, E.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

N, E, C. It's connected to T, A, D.

[John Holmberg]

Y. You're.

[Brett Vesely]

Cheating.

[John Holmberg]

Correct. You're cheating. Finally then, for the win. This is impressive. If you're not.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Cheating. I won the fifth grade spelling bee.

[John Holmberg]

Though. Did you really? Yeah. Of the state or just your.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Class? Just my class. Little.

[John Holmberg]

School. How long ago was this? A couple.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Years. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

No. A long time ago. All right. The best thing about when I won the fifth grade spelling bee was I was 31. All right, Brady, go right.

[Brett Vesely]

Ahead. Stico.

[John Holmberg]

Maithia. Good luck. Google.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Machine. Can you use it in a second.

[Brett Vesely]

Sentence? I looked down at my dong and had Stica.

[John Holmberg]

Mathia, Start to spelling. I want some letters starting right.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Now. S, P. Speak of mafia. S, P, E, A K, O.

[Brett Vesely]

M. Way off, Way.

[John Holmberg]

Off. You're a good goof and an excellent speller, But Stico, Mathias screwed you, and it may come back later. I'm sorry, Adam. Nice try. Very impressive. It looks like your your spelling peak was fifth grade. Nice try. Good work, Brady. You did very well so far. Jason is on the line. Jason, are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

There? Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Sir. Are you ready for Brady's.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

B? I.

[John Holmberg]

Am. All right, here's Brady's first word for.

[Brett Vesely]

You.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Orangutan. Orangutan. O, R, a, N, G, A, T, A, N.

[John Holmberg]

Incorrect. Oh, even an orient hand can spell it. All right. Sorry about that. Nice try, Jason. So far, Brady, you haven't struggled at all, my.

[Brett Vesely]

Friend.

[John Holmberg]

Clyde, Right turn. Orangutan. Clyde, Mike, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Are you ready for the.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

B? I'm.

[John Holmberg]

Ready. Let's do it. Are you a good speller.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Mike? I'm very.

[John Holmberg]

Good. Let's practice. Spell Brady. D, R A, D, Y. Nicely done.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady. Give him the word.

[John Holmberg]

Guantanamo. Oh, he nailed.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

It. Guantanamo. Can you use it in a.

[John Holmberg]

Sentence?

[Brett Vesely]

Hurry. I have good friends that live at Guantanamo.

[John Holmberg]

Bay. All right.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Go. Spell G U, A, N, T A N, a, M.

[Brett Vesely]

O.

[John Holmberg]

Correct. Guantanamo is correct. Well done. Your second word. Good luck. SP Ever win a B before.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Mike? No, I didn't. I never competed. But I am a pretty good.

[John Holmberg]

Speller. I got. People brag about that. Go ahead.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Kayaker.

[John Holmberg]

Kayaker. Go on.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Spell. Use it in a.

[John Holmberg]

Sentence. Hurry.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady. The kayaker was really.

[John Holmberg]

Fast. Good.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

One. K, a Y, a K, E, R. Kayaker is.

[John Holmberg]

Nailed. All right. Good luck. Your final.

[Brett Vesely]

Word.

[John Holmberg]

Anesthesiologist. Anesthesiologist. Everyone knows what it is. You don't need a sentence.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Go. A, N E, S T H, e, S I, O L, O, G, I, S.

[Brett Vesely]

T.

[John Holmberg]

Correct. It's correct. Wow. Were you Googling? Did you Google that? You can go ahead and lie to me. No, I didn't. Honest to God. You threw anesthesiologist. That's impressive. Well played. Nice. You deserve the win. Nice job, Mike. Hang on a second. We're going to get you Aerosmith tickets. He's going Aerosmith. How about.

[Brett Vesely]

That? My anesth.

[John Holmberg]

Anesthesiologist. That's what I was counting.

[Brett Vesely]

On. Makes me.

[John Holmberg]

Sleepy. You're trying too hard. Put a little Brady into this. We got a girl on the line. You ready? Jennifer, are you there? I am. Brady, you have a girl on the line. Are you a good speller.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Jennifer? I think.

[John Holmberg]

So. Prove.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

It.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Fellatio. F, A, L, L, I, C.

[John Holmberg]

No. B, L, O, W, J, O, B. Sorry. Nice try. Sorry. Thank you, Jennifer. All right, Brady, I'll give you a.

[Brett Vesely]

Word. Now, I tried.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Burglarizing. Can you use it in a.

[John Holmberg]

Sentence? Of course. You know what this means? Now you're just going to Google. Start spelling.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Ellen. B, U, R, G, L, A.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

R, I, V, I, N, G. That's.

[John Holmberg]

Correct. Nicely done. All right, Freddy. Give her something smoking hot or hard to do. There it is. Good.

[Brett Vesely]

Luck. Google both of.

[John Holmberg]

Them. Yeah, the whole.

[Brett Vesely]

Thing. Juliana.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Ranchic. Juliana. Can you say the last name.

[Brett Vesely]

Again?

[John Holmberg]

Ranchit. She's Googling. You're Googling. Start.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Spelling. J, U, L, I.

[John Holmberg]

Incorrect. You aren't Googling. It's a G. Sorry about that. You don't watch enough etv, do you.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Jennifer? Apparently.

[John Holmberg]

Not. Nice try, Jennifer. Sorry. You're a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Loser. Ah, thank.

[John Holmberg]

You. Let's go. Thank you. Jennifer. Juliana. Wrenchage. Or is it Rancic? I don't know. She looks like a cricket. Drives me nuts. All right. One and.

[Brett Vesely]

Done. I thought it was a tennis player at one.

[John Holmberg]

Time. This person right.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Here.

[John Holmberg]

Wait. Hi. Who's.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

This?

[John Holmberg]

Todd. Todd, are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Ready? I am.

[John Holmberg]

Ready. Here's Brady's word. If you get it right, you're a champion. No sentence, no definition. Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Go. Nautilus.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Go. Sorry, I. I just pushed the wrong button on the phone to repeat it.

[John Holmberg]

Again. Third.

[Brett Vesely]

Time. Nautilus.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Go. N, O, T.

[John Holmberg]

H. All right, let me see another one. Hi, there. Who's this? Are you there? Yeah. All right. What's your.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Name?

[John Holmberg]

Don. Don. Here's your word. Go. Al, jro, al jero, Al.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Go. A, L, J, a, R.

[John Holmberg]

O. Incorrect. That is the phonetic spelling of al.

[Brett Vesely]

Jaro. That's what I was hoping for. More. I like.

[John Holmberg]

It. Incorrect. S. Try one more and we'll be done. Hi, there. Who's this? Are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

There?

[John Holmberg]

Hello? Welcome to Brady Spelling Bee in honor of the Scripps Howard Nerdfest tonight. Are you a good.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Speller? I won in eighth.

[John Holmberg]

Grade. How far did you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Get? I got to state, and the lady pronounced the word wrong and I didn't. Or in a.

[John Holmberg]

Sentence. Oh, dummy. What was the.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Word? Almond, but she said alm, so I spelled a L L the.

[John Holmberg]

End. Ah, that's brutal. You didn't, like, you know, file a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Complaint? It was my fault.

[John Holmberg]

Entirely.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Okay. All.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Gotcha. All right. And then what would the sentence have been? Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Almond Joy has nuts. Mounts don't. Because. Go ahead.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady. On a.

[John Holmberg]

Monop. On a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Monop. Go, O, M, A, T, o, P, E, I.

[Brett Vesely]

A.

[John Holmberg]

Incorrect. Incorrect. Very close. I was.

[Brett Vesely]

Closer. Good run. A good.

[John Holmberg]

Run. Thank you. Well played. Yes, that's definitely.

[Brett Vesely]

The. He got close.

[John Holmberg]

Though. Was it? Sort of. Can you use that in a.

[Brett Vesely]

Sentence? Orange is anonym. On a.

[John Holmberg]

P.S. that's right. That's sentence and a definition. I would try another one. Hi, there. Who's.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

This?

[John Holmberg]

Hello. Hi. Go ahead. What's your name? Matt. Matt, turn your radar down. All right. Turn it down. All right, Brady, give Matt his.

[Brett Vesely]

Word.

[John Holmberg]

Deterioration. Struggle. Deter. Deterioration. Go.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Ahead. Oh, deterioration. D, E, T, E, R, E. Cherry. I, a, T, I, o, N. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Man. Didn't he missed an E. No, it's your ear. Oh, you got.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

The. Oh, yeah, Because I spelled deter.

[John Holmberg]

Deterioration. I thought he missed the e in the earlier part. Okay, you're right. I Forgot. So I didn't even get to the L. All right, nice try. You lose. All right, only one winner in the spelling bee, which means what, Brady? Our listeners are.

[Brett Vesely]

Dumb. Give him one more. I wanted to see.

[John Holmberg]

If. All right, one more. We'll try one more. Who can't spell? Juliana Rancic. Hi, there. Who's.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

This? This is John. I can spell session if you.

[Brett Vesely]

Want.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks. Watch your mouth, John. We're online. Oh, okay. I really. I really enjoyed that sentence, and so did everybody listening on the Internet. So I answered the phone to all those people who just missed it on the dub, and I said, hi. What's your name? He said, john. I can spell some if you guys want. Well, that's what we want. What we want. You're exactly the tradesman we've been looking for. I'm the guy you been.

[Brett Vesely]

Want. See how many he can.

[John Holmberg]

Get. All right, Spelling John is on the line. He's got a little bit of a Tourette's problem. Go ahead. J. O, H, M. I.

[Brett Vesely]

Understand. That's.

[John Holmberg]

Me. Go.

[Brett Vesely]

Ahead.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Promiscuous. Ooh, Promiscuous. P, R, O, M I, S. C, U, O, U, s.

[John Holmberg]

Correct. Give another one. This is for the win. Good luck. Ready?

[Brett Vesely]

Go.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Gladiolus. I can't hear.

[Brett Vesely]

You.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Gladiolus. Gladiolus. Holy. G, L, A, D, I, O, L, O, U, S.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Incorrect. Oh, you miss it by one. You added an extra O, right? Ah, you had it. Ah, two more. He wants to spell. Man, the guy likes spelling. All right, for the win. Let's go for it. Give him the big one. It kicked me out of cub.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Scouts. Let me.

[John Holmberg]

Spell. What you get kicked out.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

For. Eat too many.

[John Holmberg]

Brownies. All right, all.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

Brady. Brady in the joke books. Go.

[Brett Vesely]

Ahead. The. Huh? No, it's.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Miscellaneous. Oh, that's easy. M I, s.

[John Holmberg]

C, Mis alenius.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Miscellaneous. Miscellaneous.

[John Holmberg]

Miss. M I, S.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

C A. Did I blow it? M I, S. C.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I thought.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

So. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All right. You don't know how to spell.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Anything. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Anything. You came out of the Kate's. You know how to spell. It came.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Out.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You don't. You don't know how to spell, man. You promised us.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Different. I don't know how to.

[John Holmberg]

Spell. All right. See you later, buddy. I'm John, and I can spell some. And it's like a low bar. You walk in, you announce yourself. At a party like that, you have just set the bar insanely low. Think of it that way. My name's John. My quality is spelling. Oh, wow. This totally took on a different. Excuse me, Mr. Neil Armstrong. I'm gonna go talk to John for a.

[Brett Vesely]

While. Well, my name's Chuck and I love.

[John Holmberg]

To. His name doesn't even rhyme with it. I'm John and I spell and rhyme. It's.

[Brett Vesely]

Nine. I'm.

[John Holmberg]

Jeff. I don't know what you're rhyming that I don't know. Stephanie's the only thing gonna be effing. There you go. I'm Jeffany and I want somebody me close. It rhymes at home. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

Game. It's John Homer here, seeing clear Isabel. Thanks to my friends at the Schwartz Laser Eye center, the holidays are here. And here's another reason you should want your eyesight to be perfect. When I had a cataract in my right eye a few years ago, I didn't even know it. I thought I was too young for any of that. So it never even dawned on me that that was possible. I was legally blind in. And again, I didn't know that either. I just knew the world had gotten blurry. Dr. Jay Schwartz and the team at the Schwartz Laser Eye center, well, they fixed that problem. And in a strange way, they saved the holidays for me. Schwartz laser.com. they'll save the holidays. They're also the official eye center for your D backs and sons. You're listening to the Best of Homburg's morning sickness. The 90AKUPD scheduled to perform in just moments. Nikki Six. Of course, Motley Crue and 6am and all sorts of other death. He performed death once. That was pretty neat. He's gonna join us in just a little while. We hope we've heard that before. Andy wrote a book, huh? Written two now this is what he's calling. He's got another book out. Bestseller. Phenomenal. And the first one I've had I don't read. I find it to be a waste of time. They'll make a great movie out of. It's a good enough book. I've had this argument with several people. If it's a good enough book, the movie will be fantastic. Fantastic. It's not true. The book is almost always better than the movie. Nope. If the movie's no good, the book must not have been that good, because there's the script. If you can't make something good out of it, who plays Nikki Sixx in the movie? Clearly Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands. Or maybe. What was that one guy's name? Jesse from mtv where they. Oh, Jesse.

[Brett Vesely]

Camp.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. The dj. The winner of the dj. Whatever happened to him? Did Crispin Glover just absorbed him? I guess. I don't know. Give me back my Persona and the same hair. Exactly. It's brutal. All right, let's go to the phones and play a little six shat. Tiny Tim. Right here on the birth date of Tiny Tim and the day that Nikki six supposed to join us. We'll try to get six to play with us. Tyler's on the line. Tyler, are you there? Whoops, I gotta answer it. Tyler, are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

There?

[John Holmberg]

Hello? Hello, Tyler. How are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Sir?

[Brett Vesely]

Good. How are you.

[John Holmberg]

Doing? Well. What are you here to.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Play? 6 chat? Tiny.

[John Holmberg]

Sam. All right, away we go. Plays the.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Bass.

[John Holmberg]

Six. Six is correct. Ukulele.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Player. Tiny.

[John Holmberg]

Sim. Known as a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Falsetto. I'm sorry.

[John Holmberg]

What? Known as a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Falsetto.

[John Holmberg]

Chad. Sorry, you were rolling. I thought we had.

[Brett Vesely]

Something. You do the.

[John Holmberg]

Ukulele. Gary's on the line. Gary, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Can't answer this.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

One.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Not you, Gary. Get over there. He's walking towards me. Toledo's coming towards me. This is my little section of town and not enough.

[Brett Vesely]

Room. I wanna be next to.

[John Holmberg]

You. Big enough for the two of us. All right. Sorry about that, Gary. Toledo started walking towards me, making me nervous, like there was gonna be a rape. You didn't say see it, but.

[Brett Vesely]

It was a little.

[John Holmberg]

Rape. You got a little rapey in here. I'm trapped in a corner and I got Toledo coming at me. That giant head. You just automatically just feel your ass go inside.

[Brett Vesely]

Answer. In.

[John Holmberg]

Here? Yeah. Two thousand phones. He chooses the one closest to my ass. All right. Why did you come towards me? That way? I can answer that with that phone. You have nothing with me this close to it. And I need the.

[Brett Vesely]

Buttons. You got the.

[John Holmberg]

Buttons. Rabies. Weirdo. All right, Sorry you had to be part of that. Gary, are you right?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Ready?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. What are you here to.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Play? Six Shat.

[John Holmberg]

Tiny. That's right. Six Shat Tiny. Here we go. The clock starts right now. Once declared dead for two minutes, Six. Six is correct. Grew up in San Jose.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

California. Tiny.

[John Holmberg]

No. Sorry about that. No. Oh, man, this is brutal. This is.

[Brett Vesely]

Brutal. Should we have him set the bar? He's.

[John Holmberg]

On. All right, let's do it. Nikki Six is on the line. Nikki Six, are you there.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Sir? I'm.

[John Holmberg]

Here. And we are playing a game in your honor, my.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Friend. I. I heard. I heard he blew.

[John Holmberg]

It. He blew it completely. Now it's called Six Shat Tiny Tim. Tiny Tim is. It's his 79th birthday. William Shatner is our favorite entertainer of all time, and you are our guest today. So Six Shat Tiny is the game. We give a clue and.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Then. Wait a minute. I think that's the super.

[John Holmberg]

Group. Wait a minute. Is that right? Yeah, I think it could be a super group. All musicians. All you need is Scott. Ian. I guess he can fill in as Tiny. Yeah. All right. Would you like to.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Play? I might.

[John Holmberg]

Ask. All right, we're gonna set the bar with you. If you can get these, all you have to do is guess who you think we're talking about. It's either you, William Shatner or Tiny Tim. All.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Right. Okay, okay. I know Tiny Tim now. I'm a big.

[John Holmberg]

Fan. You're a big fan of Tiny Tim? All right, let's see what you got here. All right. Are you a big fan of William.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Shatner? Yeah, yeah, I love William.

[John Holmberg]

Shatner. Of course you do. All right, here we go. We'll start the clock right.

[Brett Vesely]

Now.

[John Holmberg]

Now. Dropped out of high school, Nikki. All right, that counts for two people. Known as a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Falsetto. Oh, Tiny.

[John Holmberg]

Tim. Tiny Tim is correct. Born Herbert.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Kari. That's gotta be Tiny.

[John Holmberg]

Tim. Tiny Tim is correct. Star Trek 2 the Wrath of.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Khan. Well, come on, it's Tiny Tim. No, I'm.

[John Holmberg]

Kidding. Worked with the Sex.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Pistols. Oh, my God. If that's Tiny Tim, I'm gonna really, like, look up to him. Tiny, it was.

[John Holmberg]

You. You can't miss one of those. Nikki, that's you, man. That's a trick question. This game's too hard for the regular people. We got a guy who's actually one of the members of the Answer Crew. You missed it. I'm very disappointed. That's very.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Disappointing. That was a trick.

[John Holmberg]

Question. How is that a trick question? Did.

[Brett Vesely]

You. You Sex.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Pistols? Yes, but he wasn't in Sex Pistols at the time. So when you said Sex Pistols, I thought of these Sex.

[John Holmberg]

Pistols. Okay, so you were actually rolling out there on stage with the Sex on.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

That? Yeah, yeah, in my mind, I was playing Anarchy in the UK on stage with the Sex Pistol. So I think that was a trick.

[John Holmberg]

Question.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Okay. I think I should get a point for.

[John Holmberg]

That. All right. All right, well, keep going then. Even though, you know, we find it to be controversial, you are. You are one of the guys the game's named after. So I guess we'll give you a break here. All right, let's keep trying another one here. Generation.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Swine. Oh, that's Motley.

[John Holmberg]

Crow. Okay, I'm just checking to see if you're still on board. Made $50,000 a week in Vegas for.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Years. Oh, God.

[Brett Vesely]

Shatner, come.

[John Holmberg]

On. No, we can't give you a pass on that one. That was your idol, Tiny Tim. That's a good bar, though. That's pretty good. It was like five, I think 15. How ironic. You got six. Nikki six gets six. How are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Man? I'm doing good.

[John Holmberg]

Man. All right, do you want to help? Do you want to help the last couple contestants flail away at this.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Game?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All right, hold on, here we go. We're going to get the last two people here. Amy's on the line. Amy, are you there? Oops, I got to turn. I got to turn around. Amy, are you there? All right, Amy, you're on with, with us here. And Nikki Six. Say hello.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Nikki.

[John Holmberg]

Hi. Are you using, like, are there Benoit balls in your hands? What's that.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Noise? Yeah, I'm in a car, unfortunately, in Los Angeles, stuck in.

[John Holmberg]

Traffic. Yeah, you're going to be there for hours.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah. So this is actually the highlight of my day right now. I'm sorry, not the traffic. I'm excited about this. Can we do this all day.

[John Holmberg]

Please? Yes, we can. And you've got nothing but time on your hands, Nikki Six. All right, Amy, you get to answer and you can use Nikki Six's help. All right? All right. All you have to do is get six.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. That's the bar.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

He's. Am I a go to guy?

[John Holmberg]

Like she can use.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

You. Okay, okay, so I don't say anything. I just. If she says, Nikki, I need help, then we can do.

[John Holmberg]

It. Right, but if she says six, that's an.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Answer. Okay, got.

[John Holmberg]

It. All right, here we go. All right, Nikki Six and Amy together in six. Shat Tiny. Amy. Here we go. We start here. First name is.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

Frank.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Tiny.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. It's actually Frank Six. Other One, yeah, sorry about that. The other one, big fan. Did you know that.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Nikki? Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She did not know that. Let's try Brian real quick. Brian, you're on with Nikki six. How are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Friend? Not too bad.

[John Holmberg]

Man. All right, Say hi to Nikki Six. He's in a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Car. How you doing, Mr. Six? Hey, man. How you doing, man? I'm your lifeline. Okay? Go for.

[John Holmberg]

It. All right, you ready? You got Mr.

[Brett Vesely]

Six. I like.

[John Holmberg]

That. No, I like that, too. All right, Brian, here we go. Are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Ready? You got.

[John Holmberg]

Him. Worked with Alice Cooper 6. Is that.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Right? Yep, that's.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Okay, good. T.J. hooker, Mr. Shat. That's right. Sang with.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Cher.

[John Holmberg]

Tiny. Nice. Was on Howdy Doody as a cast member.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Wow. Nikki Six. Oh, dude, why would.

[John Holmberg]

You. No, he didn't. That was one of us. It's okay. It's okay. You've eliminated. You've eliminated an.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Answer. I was gonna say I almost followed through with that. Oh, man. I'm fighting with two of your.

[John Holmberg]

Lickers. Brian, who is.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

It? I'm.

[John Holmberg]

Sorry. Who do you think that was? Howdy Doody cast.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Member. You've got after that. After that result, I'm gonna go with.

[John Holmberg]

Tiny. Incorrect. Unbelievable. All right, Brian. Nice try. Nikki. Nobody gets your game. Nobody understands what's happening here. You even missed one on.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yourself. So I know this is a hard.

[John Holmberg]

Game. It can be, well, the time.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Of day, you know, everyone's. No one's really awake yet. I could give, you know, maybe if they, like, had an IB with some Starbucks in.

[John Holmberg]

Them.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Right? You did the show, like, an hour or two later. You know, we might be a little more.

[John Holmberg]

Alert. So you're saying this is a game for afternoon drive, which you'll still be in traffic, so you might want to call back. We'll try again.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Later. We'll try again later.

[John Holmberg]

Indeed. Plus, the game is a little tough because how many Tiny Tim historians are actually out there going, finally, I get to call a radio show with my knowledge? Nobody. Nobody. Were you a fan of Tiny.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Tim's? Well, you know what some of his earlier albums are with that Tin Pan Alley, like, piano and.

[Brett Vesely]

Stuff?

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah. It's so.

[John Holmberg]

Creepy. I love.

[Brett Vesely]

It. It is.

[John Holmberg]

Creepy. It's creepy and almost like it's so creepy, it comes back to being.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Cute. Well, I mean, it is. It is cute in a kind of a serial killer kind of.

[John Holmberg]

Way. Exactly. It's like you feel bad for kind of liking it in its own.

[Brett Vesely]

Odd. And then he got creepier and creeper, as you know, and something happened. To his.

[John Holmberg]

Mouth. He was very creepy. There's nothing. Who's the creepiest celebrity you've ever met? Like somebody. You're like, my God, this guy, I mean, might look the part of just being a super celebrity, but you're like, wow, do I get a vibe off of.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

This? Well, I'm not gonna give a name, but I'll say. You know, there's like the Academy.

[John Holmberg]

Awards.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah. And there's like this Vanity Fair huge party after one. And I was invited to one. So I was like, I don't know why they invited me. I guess they needed someone to laugh at. And I went to the party and I walked in and it was like. I was like in that scene from the Twilight Zone when everybody's faces had pig.

[John Holmberg]

Masks. Yeah.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yeah. All the plastic surgery. And I'm like, well, there's that movie star. And why is their. Their nose is different. And I'm like, well, what happened to their.

[John Holmberg]

Lips? And.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Whoa. Their eyebrows are like, on top of their head. It was plastic surgery city. It was. It was like, literally. It was a creep show. It was weird. I wish I could have taken pictures of.

[John Holmberg]

Them. I like that a guy who's hung out with Mick Mars for years looks around a room and goes, wow, these people are weird looking. They must have been real, really.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Strange. Mick Mars is, like, so rad. He's like. He's so cool. You know he's a.

[John Holmberg]

Pirate. I didn't know that. Is that real? Is that a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Fact? He's a real pirate. No, he really is a.

[John Holmberg]

Pirate. By the way, our research department just chimed in. I'm sorry, you were incorrect. The creepiest celebrity you've met is Tommy.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Lee. Oh, he's not creepy in a.

[John Holmberg]

Way. Come on, you give me a little bit. He's like a normal dude you'd love to hang out with and stuff, but there's some creep factor going in there. He's going to take you. Your.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Sister. Oh, yeah. He will do your.

[John Holmberg]

Sister. There's no doubt about.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

That. Was that I tried to do. But I tried to do his sister. So where do I go on the.

[John Holmberg]

Creep. Did you.

[Brett Vesely]

Succeed? You've made.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

It. No, I.

[John Holmberg]

Didn'T. You struck out with Tommy Lee's sister and his mom. All right, I put you back on top. Nicely.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Done. I was younger. You know, you can always. It's kind of like if you're a Catholic, you can go to church and you can like, repent and say, I'm sorry. And they go, okay, you're all good. It's like being younger in a rock band. You can say, yeah, I tried to do Tommy's mom. And they're like, it's okay, Nikki. You were.

[John Holmberg]

Younger. What move do you make on Tommy's mom? And how interested was.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

She? She wasn't interested at.

[John Holmberg]

All. No, but you still gave it the run. Now, you did do. You did do Lita.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Ford. Yep, yep.

[John Holmberg]

Yep. How was.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

That? What, do you want to blow by.

[John Holmberg]

Blow? Yeah, I knew, actually. I knew. Is that how she introduced.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Herself? Let's just. Next.

[John Holmberg]

Question. You know, I was at a concert with. It was crew and Lita Ford and Faster Cat, 1989, I think. And Lita Ford's boob almost fell out at the show. And something was wrong with the sound during her set. It was really going poorly, and she was trying to save it, so she kept trying to make her boob fall out. And she set. And the crowd was on purpose. She was trying to make her of. It seemed like they were trying. She was trying to push much. She knew something was wrong. Crowd wasn't really doing much. It got real quiet. And the song stopped, right? And she goes, oh, man, my tit almost fell out. And you audibly heard a guy say, so what? And then she goes, f you. And then she starts fighting with this one guy who's not interested in her jugs at all. And I'm like, oh, this is gonna be a great.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Night. This is gonna be a good night. This is how we're starting. Yeah, that's Lita. She has a potty mouth on.

[John Holmberg]

Her. She does have a bit of a potty.

[Brett Vesely]

Mouth. That could have been the night Nikki hooked up with.

[John Holmberg]

Her. Was it. Was it in Phoenix back in 89? I think it was July 19th. Oh, no. Sorry, but your phone cut out. Are you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

There? Oh, yeah. We were in the friend zone by.

[John Holmberg]

Then. Oh, all right. So you got her early. That's good. What's the best tour you guys ever went on? What bands are you like, my God, if that could have lasted forever, I'd have painted that.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Day. You know what? I know it sounds, you know, like, oh, yeah, I can dance or whatever, but, you know, when you get done with the tour, you're friends with everybody and you think, it's never going to be like that again. And then you go out on the next tour, and it's like a new family and you meet all new people, and it just keeps getting better. I mean, the Crew Fest tours were awesome with Papa Roach and Buck Cherry and the Theory of a Dead Man. Those Guys are such good guys, and we just all become friends, and that's kind of what the touring always ends in. So I don't know. You know, it's like I'm still close to the guys in Kiss and Ozzy, you know, everyone we've gone out with. It's.

[John Holmberg]

Cool. It's just such a. It's. It's such a strange existence. Probably from where you started to. To be on the phone with some idiot in Phoenix saying, you know, I'm pals with Ozzy and. Pals. Do you ever imagine this. This exploding the way it did for you.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Guys? No. I mean, listen, you know, you don't. And then there's a day like, a day like. I'm going to explain where my daughter goes, dad, I want to make some money because I want to buy a part. And I'm thinking, you better make some money because daddy ain't buying you no pony, Right? After a week, you get tired of it, I'm gonna be the guy out there shoveling.

[John Holmberg]

Right? Yeah. That pony's yours after a.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

While. I want a lot of things, but a pony's not on my.

[John Holmberg]

List. Anytime a daughter offers up that she wants a pony, just introduce her to Tommy Lee. Oh, come on, now it's crying. I'm sorry. You were banging moms a second ago. I thought we were. I thought we were in the trust tree. No, when she's of age, for God's sake, she can't give her away.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Early. She's 10.

[John Holmberg]

Dude. That's too early. What were you thinking? That's far too.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Early. Oh, my God. I thought I was broken in the.

[John Holmberg]

Brain.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

No. Anyway, back to the story. Geez, I feel greasy.

[John Holmberg]

Now. Yeah. I am now the creepiest person you've ever.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Met. You're the creepiest person for sure. You. You just went to the top of the.

[John Holmberg]

List. I didn't know how old she was. Mick Mars has grandchildren. I don't know how old she.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Was. Mick Mars has great grandchildren. Thank.

[John Holmberg]

You. I'm.

[Brett Vesely]

Sorry. I.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Forgot. So anyway, so we're sitting there and, you know, she's selling her lemonade. And I'm sitting there and, you know, Ozzy pulls up. He's like, Nikki. And I go, hey, Ozzy, you want some lemonade? He goes, all right. So he buys some lemonade, and then up pulls the guys in My Chemical Romance. And they're like, hey, dude, what are you doing? I go, my daughter's selling lemonade to buy a pony. And they're like, okay, man. And then they get Out. And then Alex Van Halen drives by, and honk. And I go, thanks for stopping, asshole. You know, and then Jennifer Lopez. Stop. Drove by, and I was like, please don't stop. Please don't.

[John Holmberg]

Stop. Yeah, no, that's dangerous for the.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Family. Dangerous for the family. You know, so it's just like a weird neighborhood. Hallie Mandel drove by, and he's like, you know, how much? You know how much to eliminate? Well, it's 10 cents. Here's 100. You know, my daughter's like, okay, dad, can we go buy a pony now? I go, you're not. No, I.

[John Holmberg]

Just. This is. This is great. We need to call VH1 and. And start a Nikki behind the pony. Yeah. Nikki Six, daughter behind the pony.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Again. Behind the.

[John Holmberg]

Pony. Now that's out of line. You are out of line, my.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Friend. Oh, my God. That sounds like. That sounds like right out of the 80s. Behind a pony with Nikki Six.

[John Holmberg]

Arizona's most popular powerful rock radio station. He said, fully.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Call. 4.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Wife.

[John Holmberg]

Wife. You want to build one, you need accessories, you need ammo. If they don't got it, they'll get it. It's MMP Guns over on 12th street in Indian School. Check them out online at mmpguns.com Dear Brady, a girl I absolutely have been totally into at work over the last seven years is right across from me every single day. And she's stunning. We've gone out in groups as a work thing, and that's the most we've ever done up until recently. I'm infatuated, situated with her. I have been in love with her since my divorce six years ago. I put all my eggs in this basket too. Simply her. She's all I think about, and she's all I want. So last week she says to me, let's go out, grab some drinks. So we did. I was absolutely in heaven. My stomach was in knots. I felt like I was in high school. And she's so beautiful. I honestly think I'd do anything for her. She doesn't know this, but I am smitten. We get in the car after a few drinks. Drinks and dinner. And she says, well, what do you want to do now? I'm up for whatever. So I jokingly said, well, there's a hotel. We can do that. And she looked at me and goes, sure. So I got the room and we get in there and it starts happening. Everything I've ever wanted. And she's everything I want her to be. Even better. She tells me to stand up at one point and hold still and close my eyes. And then she puts a line of coke on my erection and goes for.

[Brett Vesely]

It.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. So, so disappointing. I did finish up, but I was disheartened. I still think since I've loved her so long, I can't just let these feelings go. Is this really bad? By the way, John, she looks just like Dua Lipa with huge fake boobs. Send photos of your. Yeah, we don't believe you says, am I a prude? I've just been so afraid of hard drugs being around me my whole life. I'm 41 years old. Is it time to let that go? She's 33. It might be enough a new way for them. Help me, Nathaniel. She did a line of blow off his.

[Brett Vesely]

Wing. Yeah, I'm. I'm not letting that.

[John Holmberg]

Go. No, me neither. She sounds.

[Brett Vesely]

Fun.

[John Holmberg]

Well. Oh, you're not letting that go. I thought you meant hanging on to her like death. Okay, I'm sorry. I.

[Brett Vesely]

Misunderstood.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh. Oh, you're not messing with.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

That?

[John Holmberg]

No. One line of blow off your wang and you're out. Sounds like a fun.

[Brett Vesely]

Night. Yeah. She gets three.

[John Holmberg]

Strikes. Seen Wolf of Wall Street. Beautiful. You don't have. Brett just changed the game. There you go. You don't have to do Robbie on.

[Brett Vesely]

There. No, but if it requires her to have coke every time, that worst.

[John Holmberg]

Thing. Not every time. If it starts in habit, then you can talk to.

[Brett Vesely]

Her.

[John Holmberg]

Go. How often do you do that.

[Brett Vesely]

Frosty? You have to do.

[John Holmberg]

That. As I age, I will tell you this, Nathaniel. You start getting out in the world a little more. I'm older than you. 52. I think Brett will back me on this one. Brady, not so much. He's been a Gilbert too long. Daughter's the only dry egg he knows. You start to realize that a lot of people play around with that kind of recreationally. A lot more than you thought. For sure. Because I've been. I'm the same way. I'm a guy. Stayed away from that my whole life. I always thought. I always looked down. I'm starting to see some prominent people that dabble in that as a toy now and again. I'm not saying it's right and I'm not going to do.

[Tiffany Amber Thiessen]

It.

[John Holmberg]

It.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Cuz. You.

[John Holmberg]

Know. But it definitely is more prominent than you.

[Brett Vesely]

Think. I get that. I understand the recreational. So is, you know, alcohol, weed, both of those are legal. You're getting into a realm that's kind.

[John Holmberg]

Of. Oh, yeah. No, it's dangerous. It's a dangerous.

[Brett Vesely]

Thing. There's a little danger still on that. I mean, aren't there other things that you could do to recreation? You know, I mean, like alcohol or something like.

[John Holmberg]

That? She probably already was.

[Brett Vesely]

Drinking. Yeah, I. I just boost. I said I want I would find out. It's a deal breaker, how bad it.

[John Holmberg]

Is. So immediately you say, it's all.

[Brett Vesely]

Bad. It is for me. Because I would never. It's something that. That I probably wouldn't.

[John Holmberg]

Do. Probably with dua lipa and a huge set of cans. I think I. At least for a.

[Brett Vesely]

Couple. I mean, it's one.

[John Holmberg]

Night. I turned into. I turned into a cartel member for that. Yeah. And, you know, maybe talk to her and go, that was pretty crazy, right? It's like, yeah, let's do it again. It's like, yeah, you know, I'm a little uncomfortable with the cocaine. Is that a habit or is that just recreational and all Coke users go, oh, hardly ever. It just wants. And that's just it. It could have been just the weekend that they were.

[Brett Vesely]

Having. Just having.

[John Holmberg]

Fun. Just brought a little party favor. And maybe she heard a little about you, Nathaniel, and she was like trying to be like, maybe Nathaniel plays the game and she didn't realize you were such a prudent.

[Brett Vesely]

Baby. Yeah, for me it throws me off a little bit. Doing a bump off the.

[John Holmberg]

Wing. Philip has good.

[Brett Vesely]

Advice. Doing a bump is one something Philip.

[John Holmberg]

Says. I believe you should try everything in life once to know if it's good. Except being a.

[Brett Vesely]

Homo.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's pretty good advice, Philip. Give it all a try at least once at that point. Homo stuff, that's pretty obvious. If you don't have. Yeah, if you're thinking about it, then you're sort of a homo. But if you're not thinking about it, you're like, I should try this to see if I am. You're wrong. Yeah, man. I tell you what Sean Rockefeller says, when did cocaine become a hard drug? Pussy. Well, it was hard on him because it was honest. Anyway, so Brady says, dump her like a, like a sack of garbage. She's basically a homeless piece of.

[Brett Vesely]

Trash. Not that.

[John Holmberg]

Aggressive. All.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. I just don't think it would, I mean, if that's something that you're never gonna do or, you know, have to do.

[John Holmberg]

It. You don't drink. Ronnie drinks. But I, I, you don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Drink.

[John Holmberg]

Recreational. You'll have a sip here and there. Yeah, but you're not drinking. You're not going out. Well, that's not. See, there's the problem. There's how I know you're not a drinker. It's because you think having a little too much makes you a throw up machine. I'm saying you don't go out for a night of drinking. No, that's not that. Then you don't drink. You can have a sip or something like that. But if you're like, brett night. I said, hey, you want to go grab some drinks? Yeah, we're actually going to go do that. It's not going to be dinner and drinks. We're going to go to a bar like JT's or you know, we're going to just.

[Brett Vesely]

Drink. Yeah, that's.

[John Holmberg]

Fine. That's it. You're not going to drink that your dinner and you'll have a drink. But drinkers will go drink for the purpose of drinking. Right, right.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. And have I done. And I've done that a lot, but I'm not That, you know, you've.

[John Holmberg]

Gone out with people who drink. That's my point. You're not a drinker, per se. It's not saying you're a.

[Brett Vesely]

Teetoter.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Totally against.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

It.

[John Holmberg]

Right. So the difference is, if you see somebody who's guzzling, you don't have to match it. So this coke girl and I.

[Brett Vesely]

Don'T dabble too much in the powder science, you know, at.

[John Holmberg]

All. No, me neither. But if somebody started. If Dua Lipa wanted to do a line off my crank, that party's just starting. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like I said, Wolf of Wall Street. Margot Robbie comes in with, yeah, I'm not doing needles. Needles are a deal breaker. And I'm also going to tell her I'd be pretty open right there. I'm like, oh, you're. You do coke sometimes. Like, all right, don't you leave that in my car or anything else. And I'm gonna rat you out. If we get busted. That's your ass. I don't touch that stuff. Are you uncomfortable with it? I'm not saying I'm comfortable with it. I mean, you look like Dua Lipa, so I'm comfortable with a lot of uncomfortable. Put it on my crank all you want, but, yeah, you couldn't have it on the vials anyway. Don't put it in me. It's like your fingers. They can go on me, they can't go in me and send pictures. D Toledo at [e-mail] I don't believe you about this Dua Lipa with huge fake cans. And what'd she like you for? You sound like a baby. Nathaniel the pussy. You send her a man's.

[Brett Vesely]

Way.

[John Holmberg]

You got a room full. Not Brady. You get a room full of men over here willing to take this angel on. Yeah, I go to the seediest parts of town to help her out. This one says, dear Brady, in my day, I had some fun. I was an Fboy in college 20 years ago. Went to school at Baylor. And I'm not kidding when I tell you it was a sex romp all the time. And I was a whore. My co worker and friend currently, whom I like quite a bit, just got engaged to a girl. Been talking about her a lot. I finally met her. I didn't recognize her at all. But she said something about a year in Waco, and it dawned on me. Hey, this is Teresa, the other half of that ridiculous three way. I had one time with my frat brother Thomas. Oh, no. She's found religion now, has two kids. Did not recognize me at all. But once I realized who she was, I figured it out and there is no doubt about it. Do I tell my friend or let her figure it out and tell him? Eventually it's coming out. Don't you. You think, Ryan, what would you.

[Brett Vesely]

Do?

[John Holmberg]

Nope. You don't say a word. You have a three way and.

[Brett Vesely]

She. You know.

[John Holmberg]

Why? Unless in it, you know, wouldn't you want to know?

[Brett Vesely]

Brett? What.

[John Holmberg]

If. If you know, I'm hanging out with. Hey. Met a girl, name's Matthia. And I'm like, hey, Matthia, how are you? I mean, that's a name I'd remember. Like it dawns on me during dinner. I've done the devil's triad with this girl. Wouldn't you want to know? You gotta work with me every day. No. Okay, so let's. I wouldn't want. Let me just throw this at.

[Brett Vesely]

You. How about throw it at.

[John Holmberg]

You? Yeah, no, I would, I. It wouldn't bother me because they all know.

[Brett Vesely]

You.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. It's before you. So here's a whore back in the day. But if she hasn't told you, we. We go to dinner, we're having a nice time, and then I keep it quiet. And then. You're married. Few years into it, we're working together every day, day, palling around, doing stuff. And she finally says, you know, I haven't told you this, but I. I took two Ds and one of them was that guy. And then you come to me and go, why didn't you say.

[Brett Vesely]

Anything? Would you be upset that he didn't say.

[John Holmberg]

Anything? Yeah. Who'd you be mad at?

[Brett Vesely]

Neither. Yeah, because it's like, look, just.

[John Holmberg]

Because she was a before doesn't mean.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, I mean, and I appreciate, I appreciate the fact you'd want to say.

[John Holmberg]

Anything. I can tell you. No, but would you want to? I would. I would tell you both, by the way, before it all comes out. Way before you. Yeah, I've met her. We had sex. Hopefully that's not a problem. I'm not interested. She's not interested. We're moving on. I think most people wouldn't want to know though, just because it's going to throw a wrench and everything, but it's eventually going to come.

[Brett Vesely]

Out. You know, never know the rest of the past.

[John Holmberg]

Either. Well, I don't care about that. I'm just saying now this part of my past is like, oh, I am still in connection with somebody she's had this weird story with that is strange. I. I still Just don't think I would want to know. I'd rather be in the dark about. I don't care about. I don't care about your. But again, that's what I'm asking. When it does reveal itself, are you. You're going to be upset at.

[Brett Vesely]

Everybody? Well, I would. I would basically tell them just what we're saying there. Look, that was in the past. I felt like it was something that you should know and that, you know, you.

[John Holmberg]

Found. Right. But when you do, does it change. Change.

[Brett Vesely]

Everything? It might for that person. But I would ask myself that question if, you know, how would I handle it? I wouldn't say anything. But then also, it comes out later. I can't hold that against my.

[John Holmberg]

Friend. No, it isn't that. It's not. Yeah, it's not the friend's fault. But what you can hold against him is keeping it for me the entire time, knowing the whole time that you. That he. And. Because now it seems like, well, what else don't I know? Yeah, it just opens the door, like, all right, well, what else haven't you told me to both of them? I think I'd fess up to both of you if I. If I nailed either your wives prior to you guys marrying them. I'd be like, hey, I gotta let you know something. It's just so awkward for me on the other foot. Would you want to know? Absolutely. So if one of us banged Megan before you guys, awesome. She's tighter now. Probably I'm not doing any damage at all. Zero. But it was shrinking by the day. Like it's Shrinky Dink in the oven. That thing's getting smaller and smaller. Yeah, I would be.

[Brett Vesely]

Wondering. It's, like, interesting. So, you know, I guess if you're thinking, you know, like, if she brings it up years later, like, I want to tell you, obviously that was something that had been eating.

[John Holmberg]

Away. Right. Eventually, that.

[Brett Vesely]

Would. Because it's guilt trying to do something to break your.

[John Holmberg]

Friendship.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Or it's something.

[John Holmberg]

It's. It's an outrageous amount of guilt. If you came to me and said, hey, I gotta let you know, before you got married, I gave her a good hose. And with another cat, I'm like, oh, God, I gotta think of this. Like, I can't look at you every day. You make me.

[Brett Vesely]

Sick. That's why I wouldn't let you.

[John Holmberg]

Know. Exactly. But if she told me, be like, you son of a. And I wouldn't be.

[Brett Vesely]

Mad. She's.

[John Holmberg]

Lying. All right, well, that's pretty. So you just Perpetuate.

[Brett Vesely]

Lies.

[John Holmberg]

Right. That's smart. Keep lying. Bury the lie with more. It's Uncle Jack's way. Keep lying. Gonna believe some broad?

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You gonna believe a piece of snooch over your friend? Finally. Yeah. It's a tough.

[Brett Vesely]

One. Tough.

[John Holmberg]

Situation. Yeah, I would. I wouldn't a. I don't care about what happened before me at all. I just passed the past. If it turns out that it's one of my friends, I'd want to know. I'd be like, yeah, you let me know. I don't care about any of that stuff. That doesn't bother.

[Brett Vesely]

Me. I have one.

[John Holmberg]

Taste. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, you know, I. You know, it's like the old Eric Clapton, George Harrison thing when that lady left him and. And Jim George says, well, at least she's leaving for a decent guy. Yeah, she left for his best friend. I mean, it could be one of us or one of the promo guys. I mean, Jesus. Oh, now see if it's. Oh, if it's McGill and I find out you even had five minutes alone with McGill in like a closet in the seventh grade.

[Brett Vesely]

Ow. Ben had a lapse for a week and they got together just that.

[John Holmberg]

Little. Oh, she was in the devil's triad with.

[Brett Vesely]

Ben. Yeah. How.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

About. About.

[Brett Vesely]

That. I'd keep it to.

[John Holmberg]

Myself. Told you. Oh, your co worker, Ben. I had sex with him and another guy 20 years.

[Brett Vesely]

Ago. Yeah, that would be a little. That'd be a tough, tough.

[John Holmberg]

One. Because he's gay. Because then you're like, oh, man. No, you're the reason. Solely because he's gay. That's why. That would bother you. It wouldn't bother you with me, but it would with.

[Brett Vesely]

Him. No, it would. It would bother me. The fact that. Bring it up later.

[John Holmberg]

On.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. I. I did have a friend. That. It was the situation. The guy started dating the girl and he had a past. He said it right.

[John Holmberg]

Away. Yeah, I would do. I would do.

[Brett Vesely]

It. They started.

[John Holmberg]

Dating. Just because. You just don't want that to pop up later, it's gonna seem like something more than it was if you don't just say, oh, by the way, I had a one nighter with your. With the lady you're gonna get married to. I'm sorry to bring it up, but it's gonna eat me alive if I kill. Keep that from you. I think it depends on the person you're talking to as well. Because some of these dudes are going to be like, what the. Yeah, some dudes would lose their.

[Brett Vesely]

Friend. Their friend. The Guy married.

[John Holmberg]

Her. Yeah. What happened to Brett's old mantra, Once a always a who? You can have three ways in your college.

[Brett Vesely]

Days. It's kind of like the find.

[John Holmberg]

Jesus, meet Brett Bull Durham.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah. But it's okay. You know, on the other side of it that like, you can't get over it. That's fine. Cuz.

[John Holmberg]

There'S.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Certain ones are going to be a deal.

[John Holmberg]

Breaker. Yeah. But if it's lumberg, there's a chance you can't. Peter, what's happening? It's like you just never.

[Brett Vesely]

Get. I can't get out of my.

[John Holmberg]

Mind. Pratt boned a girl I liked. It's over. I'm never getting past that. I think so little of you at that point that you could fall for such a douchebaggery. You have to. You have to go away. But it is kind of take one more run at it. I mean, seven pages, you.

[Brett Vesely]

Know.

[John Holmberg]

What? Yeah, she did the seven pages. She's hot. She made a.

[Brett Vesely]

Mistake. It was a make out.

[John Holmberg]

If. If that guy's out of everybody's life and it's just one of those cringy moments and she made out with him. Just make sure before you get back that it was just making out. I mean, any penetration did digitally or otherwise, and this chick's on the streets. Hit the brick.

[Brett Vesely]

Sister. I was backstage at a Sex Machine band.

[John Holmberg]

Concert. Oh, God. Plus, at that point, she's probably in her 50s. How dumb is this broad? She can't write her own letters. I'll give you chat GPT up until 30. That's it. You're 50 and you're still chatgpt. And A, you're not that good looking. B boy, you're.

[Brett Vesely]

Dumb. He's saying pizza and beer to.

[John Holmberg]

Me. But it isn't Pratt. He had the Freeway Mooner outfit on when he was romancing me. We're going to the river, baby. And I'm gonna finger your future.

[Brett Vesely]

Wife. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

No. Oh, God.

[Brett Vesely]

No. You're gonna have a nightmare.

[John Holmberg]

Tonight. All right. What is he all right? Smell my fingers, baby. The ultimate douchebag fingered your girl. Now, I assume this guy talking from a much different generational point of view. If your wife was once digitally penetrated by Dave Pratt and shept.

[Brett Vesely]

You.

[John Holmberg]

No. Here she's.

[Brett Vesely]

Damn. I don't.

[John Holmberg]

Even. Sex Machine band music good. Yeah, I kind of feel bad for her, but again, it's almost. And on the flip side, it's almost like getting a Hallmark card and pretending like those are your words. I. I think Hallmark cards are the Biggest. That's such a great scam that people will actually give you a Hallmark card. And women still go, oh, that's so sweet. Hey, I didn't think of that or write it or anything. He read it and went, she gonna like this. It's somebody else's.

[Brett Vesely]

Work. Yeah, but not everyone can come up with that.

[John Holmberg]

Right? But don't act like you did something you didn't. Get a blank card and come up with something from the heart. Hallmark cards are a dummy scam, especially the beautiful cursive ones. And if somebody dies and you have the. And you buy him a Hallmark card, you're a jerk. Write down something. Have a thought. Be human.

[Brett Vesely]

Bacon. You're the sweetest bro. I know.

[John Holmberg]

Bro. A dig on you some. And even though that douchebag fingered you. Yeah. Oh, God, no. You all right, buddy? Hey, Paul, your bass is out of tune, buddy. Anyway, that's enough of all of you. There are guys who have thrown the old pinky in your wife, and they're deal breakers if you ever met them. Try not to meet any of them. Yeah, but if Pratt did.

[Brett Vesely]

It.

[John Holmberg]

Just go take a Silkwood shower and then go hang.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Yourself.

[John Holmberg]

Yuck. I can't imagine anyone gaining any sort of pleasure from him sexually. All right, I will stick my tongue in your throat.

[Brett Vesely]

Bye.

[John Holmberg]

Bye. If you don't deserve it, who.

[Brett Vesely]

Does? I rocked right on down that.

[John Holmberg]

River. He probably says that right before he money shots somebody. If you don't deserve it, who does? Bloop. All right, G. Human douche knob. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. It's Brett Vesely for Game Day Men's Health. Well, as a lot of you guys know, I had a ton of personal stuff to deal with lately, which means I wasn't even thinking about taking care of myself. Game Day Men's Health is the largest men's health clinic in the valley with 12 convenient locations. They know what us guys are going through and can get you started on a game plan of your own. They specialize in TRT treatment, and they even offer other men's health solutions like HGH peptide treatment, medical weight loss, and sexual health treatments. Check them out [e-mail] it's time to start taking care of yourself. And for guys, there's no better place to start than Game Day Men's Health. John, it's hard to believe that.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Verlo Mattress I'm sleeping better and I don't have any of those backaches or hip soreness.

[John Holmberg]

Anymore. Hey, my side sleeper pillow. It's a game changer and they're always sure to pair the right pillow with the mattress for full body.

[Brett Vesely]

Support. If you're looking for high quality American sourced material, then visit Verlo Mattress in Glendale. That's Verlo Mattress in.

[John Holmberg]

Glendale. Here's another Best of rerun from the Morning Sickness. You're listening to the Best of Homburg's Morning Sickness and you might have.

[Brett Vesely]

Heard a little bit of me, Frank.

[John Holmberg]

Caliendo there, who by the way, just happens to be at Hippie.

[Brett Vesely]

Improv. New Year's Eve 2 shows 10pm prep.com or something you sons of now.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

Me. Disney World's Haunted Mansion was temporarily shut down over the weekend because someone scattered their loved ones ashes on the.

[John Holmberg]

Ride. That's happened a couple times, hasn't.

[Brett Vesely]

It? I think so. One of the employees made the at Disney said, don't pour your ashes on there. 1. They get swept off and thrown in the trash. Is that where you really want.

[John Holmberg]

To tell people not to dump dead bodies? Bodies at the Disney. Disney has signs somewhere that says, please don't dump your body. I guarantee they've got Maryville. Yeah. Disney's a. They're a buttoned up organization. They're definitely. There's a note somewhere in the park that states clearly not to drop your debt off. The Disney would prefer if you did not drop off the Disney remains. The Disney always remember the Disney is buttoned up.

[Brett Vesely]

Legally. Pixar scrapping a transgender storyline from its upcoming series. Win or lose. Disney.

[John Holmberg]

Says, Yeah, it's Bert Convie's.

[Brett Vesely]

Pixar. They said this is a subject we want. You know the feedback we've gotten that parents would rather talk about this subject than.

[John Holmberg]

Having. Yeah, yeah. You don't want cartoon trannies. Well, I don't. That's because Trump's in there now. We're not doing that right now. We're not doing cartoon. You're not gonna erase the dick on my dime. That's not.

[Brett Vesely]

Happening. And it's easier when you drum. You can just erase.

[John Holmberg]

It. Erase a date or you can draw one.

[Brett Vesely]

On. It's not as.

[John Holmberg]

Complicated. It's whatever you want to do. You can draw on a dick or you can lose a dick, but you can only do it on.

[Brett Vesely]

Pixar. And you can draw balls.

[John Holmberg]

Too. Real.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Balls.

[Brett Vesely]

Balls. They love.

[John Holmberg]

Them. How often do you think there's like a presidential meeting on his note that there's a dick and balls drawn on it. This guy is driving me bananas. It's going to draw a big veiny.

[Brett Vesely]

Dick.

[John Holmberg]

He'll. He'll sell them. It's a Trump.

[Brett Vesely]

Sketch. And this one has a.

[John Holmberg]

Mustache. It's got a.

[Brett Vesely]

Bow.

[John Holmberg]

Mustache. Would you like a mustache ride? This stick was asking the question. Anyway. You can't erase it.

[Brett Vesely]

Pixar.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I don't think that's a thing that Pixar needs to dabble.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

In. I.

[John Holmberg]

Don'T. I don't think anybody needs to really. They try to figure out if Muppets gay and like they're felt that right. There's a guy's hand up its ass. It's gay. They're all day. Every Muppet's gay. But they're not the operator.

[Jackie Earl Haley]

Burton.

[John Holmberg]

Ernie. Remember that. Big. Are they gay? It's like, guys.

[Brett Vesely]

Stop.

[John Holmberg]

Ernie.

[Brett Vesely]

Like. And they finally came out and said, oh, yeah, they.

[John Holmberg]

Are. Ernie. Very good guy. You knew.

[Brett Vesely]

Ernie. Listen. Think of it.

[John Holmberg]

Ernie. Very orange. Oh, that's.

[Brett Vesely]

True. A little bit of crazy hair. He done great in the tub. Tremendous. Rubber ducky. Rubber ducky. You're the.

[John Holmberg]

One. Make bath time. Lots of fun. Rubber ducky. I'm awfully fond of.

[Brett Vesely]

You.

[John Holmberg]

Burton. His bottle.

[Brett Vesely]

Caps. She was always counting bottle.

[John Holmberg]

Caps.

[Brett Vesely]

Probably Bert was like Elon. Elon counting bottle caps and communicating with pigeons. That's.

[John Holmberg]

Right. So much has changed. We were touching it years ago. He's on the.

[Brett Vesely]

Spectrum. It was on the rfk. RFK said we're not. We're not going to. We're not going to jab the Muppets anymore. There's no more Muppet.

[John Holmberg]

Jabbing. No more.

[Brett Vesely]

Muppet. The only thing going into them is the hand from underneath. That's Mr. Snapalophagus. He was not real. And then he said, we can't have imaginary friends. They've got to be real. And that's like all the polls. The polls that said I was not winning. They went.

[John Holmberg]

Real. That work. The Snuffy fake.

[Brett Vesely]

News. Fake. Muppet.

[John Holmberg]

Fake. I call CNN Snuffy news. It's not real news. It's imaginary news. All right. Big.

[Brett Vesely]

Bird. He won by seven. Chalk.

[John Holmberg]

See? Leno fell down. Did you. Did we talk about.

[Brett Vesely]

That? Happens all the time. I filled in for Leno when his face burned.

[John Holmberg]

Up. I was doing a show in Vegas for him. Oh, I thought you meant on his Whose Line Is It? Or whatever that show is, where.

[Brett Vesely]

I show up in my pajamas that are also.

[John Holmberg]

Denim.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Hey, you know what's great about this show? I don't even have to have somebody do my hair. That's.

[John Holmberg]

Good. Yeah. What is it called? It was the Rolling out of bed. I think it's called Groucho Mark.

[Brett Vesely]

Show. Rolling out of.

[John Holmberg]

Bed. What was that called? What's My Line? Or no. Ah, damn it. That comes down, give $100. I don't really care. That's it. Joke. Joker joke. Political.

[Brett Vesely]

Science. The Price is.

[John Holmberg]

Right. So I thought I found that to be one of the stories of the year that nobody ever followed up on. That Jay Leno was wandering around. You bet. You're like Hampton. You bet. You're like life at the Hampton Inn. I was at the Hampton.

[Brett Vesely]

Inn. I don't stand these luxury places.

[John Holmberg]

Like John Lovett's does yeah, but why were you running down a.

[Brett Vesely]

Hill? What I like to do, I like to roll down hills every once in a while. You ever make yourself into a ball? You ever make like Sonic the.

[John Holmberg]

Hedgehog? Don't you look at Brady when.

[Brett Vesely]

You. Yeah, I do yourself into a ball. Like a.

[John Holmberg]

Cinnamon. Cinnamon.

[Brett Vesely]

Swirl.

[John Holmberg]

Cinnabon. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Get. Just glaze yourself with a little.

[John Holmberg]

Bit. I do that. And then you throw yourself down a hill and rolling down, you collect.

[Brett Vesely]

A little bit of dirt as you're going.

[John Holmberg]

Down. You got a little bit of, you know, black and blue, massive head.

[Brett Vesely]

Wounds. Yeah. Massive Habitu and.

[John Holmberg]

Harry. Yeah. I still think that story has something behind it. Like he was in that.

[Brett Vesely]

Hampton. I'm not so.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. And he's running from. I know that area. And I know you're not staying at a Hampton.

[Brett Vesely]

Inn. I've. There's nothing in there. In that.

[John Holmberg]

Area. It's, there's.

[Brett Vesely]

There'S. I've stayed it like something kind of like that. Right in that.

[John Holmberg]

Area. But then you're not going to walk down a hill. I've done those kind.

[Brett Vesely]

Of. Why? Yeah, cuz you just go down. You don't want to take the windy.

[John Holmberg]

Road. I've done.

[Brett Vesely]

It. I've.

[John Holmberg]

Done. I think Jay was in the hand. Something terrible happened. The husband showed up. I got to get the hell out of here. This guy's going to kill me. And he pulls his pants, denim, zipped his denim tuxedo and ran. I got to get. I got to get the hell out of here. Run down this.

[Brett Vesely]

Hill, My.

[John Holmberg]

Friend. Hey, they're gonna recognize me now. I'm on my chin. My beautiful chin. I said that when he burned. That was my joke with that. I was like, oh, my God, my face, my beautiful face. Oh, my chin will never be the same. I went from looking like George Clooney to myself. Yeah, it was. There's more to that story that's got a little, you know, Jussie.

[Brett Vesely]

Smollett. Well, now that Frank said there's really nothing around there and that's the place you.

[John Holmberg]

Gotta. For sure. Sure, I know it is. You know, you book me, then what does it cost, 60, $70,000 for me to do 10 minutes? I'll say it to Hampton and that seems reasonable. It's not. It's.

[Brett Vesely]

Not. You know, they get me the private jet, I get the private plane.

[John Holmberg]

$100,000 and then put me in a basic double queens. And we'll put it up there in the Hampton. And remember Shatner saying, it's the mattress. It's the.

[Brett Vesely]

Mattress. That's what's.

[John Holmberg]

Important. Yeah, but he's not staying at the Hampton. Oh, no, he's 90. He made it to 90. Hilton for the win. I still think that's the story of the year. No one's talking about. P. Diddy's clearly the story of 2024. Like, that's the one everybody sc. Nobody's talking about.

[Brett Vesely]

That. It might go into.

[John Holmberg]

25. All right? It went away because it's like we don't have any info. Like, they hid it all. There's so much more to it. Have you seen this P. Diddy stuff? That's. You know, they found 5,000 gallons of lube. It's the same stuff I used.

[Brett Vesely]

On my face after my standard.

[John Holmberg]

Fire. They loaded me up with P. Diddy lube. That was what he.

[Brett Vesely]

Said. Slipped.

[John Holmberg]

On. Yeah, I slipped on. Yeah, that's.

[Brett Vesely]

Right. They threw me into these Asian women's cooches. See me being rammed in on Brett's video.

[John Holmberg]

Here. It makes the same.

[Brett Vesely]

Sense. I'm out. I'm in and out. It's like me and the Tonight Show 10, 15 years.

[John Holmberg]

Ago. Oh, Conan at the end of the own. Have you heard of this? The Kazuka, The.

[Brett Vesely]

Kazakh. What's that.

[John Holmberg]

Called?

[Brett Vesely]

The.

[John Holmberg]

The. The Japanese mob there? The.

[Brett Vesely]

Kazakaza. I think it's.

[John Holmberg]

Great. Kazuka.

[Brett Vesely]

Yakuza.

[John Holmberg]

Great. Kazakuza Yakuza. Yeah. They showed up at the Hampton, and I had to run the hell out of it, and I fell down. He would fall like that, too. He would do a cartoon move. Absolutely. It would be the Jay Leno, the Hanton. Oh, my God. I hope they don't have cameras. Yakuta. I think he was being chased around by somebody. Jay Leno ain't running down a hill to a stake. What is that? Let him in. Let him in. Let him in. You finally found me. How did you find me.

[Brett Vesely]

Here?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Been running from Letterman for 30 years. We're not going to have time for anything. We're going to have all these years. Doesn't matter. No, we're phone it in. Brett wins rock after all these years. I did it for me. You want the white Letterman? I did it for me. I still think that's the story, though. There's something goofy that I was selling meth. There's a lady in there that's.

[Brett Vesely]

Not. Come try this blue ice looking. That's why of does your face, huh? And what wasn't it.

[John Holmberg]

Like? Mavis, we're a family and doing this for. You know, it wasn't like he.

[Brett Vesely]

Was going to the.

[John Holmberg]

Show. No. He was going to get a steak. He was going to a restaurant down the hill, and all he had to do was walk around, call an Uber. Like you said in Pittsburgh, people forget. Like, you do whip around a lot to go straight because there's a lot of bumps and hills and, like, terrain, but still. The Hampton Inn is where I was like, what's he doing there? And it's at a.

[Brett Vesely]

Casino. No, they don't have the stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Attached. They don't have a hotel by the.

[Brett Vesely]

Casino. I've stayed. I'm telling you, I've stayed in a hotel. There's, like. There's all kinds of road construction right.

[John Holmberg]

There.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And there's, like, all. Where all the workers stay are the only places to.

[John Holmberg]

Stay. There's, like, you and Jay Leno.

[Brett Vesely]

And some have restaurants in there. Like, let me go in.

[John Holmberg]

There. Road workers. I'm trying to think who else would be there. Yeah. With DraftKings, you stay in a better place. That's what I'm talking about. Make it happen. I don't understand. Understand any of that, and I won't accept.

[Brett Vesely]

It. I've stayed. Listen, I stay. He's cheap, and.

[John Holmberg]

He. I know he's cheap, but he's not paying for.

[Brett Vesely]

It. I stayed in a place in Cleveland that I thought I was getting a deal.

[John Holmberg]

On. By.

[Brett Vesely]

Where? Right by where Michelle's parents lived. And it was. It was. I don't know if I should.

[John Holmberg]

Say. And I've been in plenty of.

[Brett Vesely]

Those. And they're.

[John Holmberg]

Nice. They're the nicest.

[Brett Vesely]

Places. But this one, we got there, and there were dryers and sheets on the. Your air conditioner. Like, they're trying to clean the air better. Yeah. And it was not cleaned, and there was nothing taken care.

[John Holmberg]

Of. And then.

[Brett Vesely]

We. In the middle of the night.

[John Holmberg]

We. We just.

[Brett Vesely]

Left. We're. I'm like, I'm not staying here, kids. We're not staying here. We tell my. My wife's half brother. Not Uncle Chris, but my half.

[John Holmberg]

Brother. Like, yeah, we. We were at that court, and we just.

[Brett Vesely]

Left. And I said, I don't care if I'm paying or what we just got. He goes, yeah, well, it was kind of weird when you chose to stay there. I was like, why is that? He goes, well, it's kind of known for human.

[John Holmberg]

Trafficking. Wait, wait, wait.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait. First of all, why do you know that? And why is nobody dealing with.

[John Holmberg]

That thing if it's kind of known for that? It's got a little reputation check The Yelp reviews before you booked it or.

[Brett Vesely]

What? It had, like, sevens. It's sixes and sevens, which is terrible, but I was just like, we're only staying there for a few hours and then we're flying to Italy the next.

[John Holmberg]

Day. We got better places of staying in Italy, right? Looks like we're bunk mate. Frank, I'm gonna save a couple bucks and sleep with you and your family here at the Human Trafficking.

[Brett Vesely]

Inn. No.

[John Holmberg]

Stairs. Yeah, no more stairs. I don't like hills. I don't like stairs. Hti Human Trafficking in. Hey, Joey, walk out there. Your knees right in my back there. We're trying to get a good night's sleep. I got a show in the morning. Joey texted me, like, before we left. He goes, I am not staying here. Yeah, I've done that. I will leave a place. I look like the.

[Brett Vesely]

Kids. I can't. I. I could have. I could have dealt.

[John Holmberg]

With. All right, so maybe, I guess you're. You're not putting me at ease, though. I still think Jay Leno was up to no.

[Brett Vesely]

Good.

[John Holmberg]

What? Something going on in the neighborhood I got scared.

[Brett Vesely]

Of. I said, we're moving with Auntie, uncle and Auntie and Bel.

[John Holmberg]

Air. It's AI. Frank Leno. Oh, right down. I was trying to figure out. Okay, yeah, down the hill.

[Brett Vesely]

There. There was a.

[John Holmberg]

Stake. I thought to myself he was close to. I hope I'm not going to be late. So I went down the hill anyway. Stop it. It's the entertainment. Joe Brady, go ahead. I rolled down the hill. I was finally there. My face was all blue and I just don't care. So I had to do the.

[Brett Vesely]

Show. It was at about.

[John Holmberg]

8. And he did his show that.

[Brett Vesely]

Night. Yeah, of course.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody. I looked terrible. But that's all right. I don't agree. Anybody notice my face getting a little bit mangled here? What's the deal with bruising? I mean, you see, it's a clear. What's the deal with the Elephant.

[Brett Vesely]

Man? He was handsome, wasn't.

[John Holmberg]

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