12-23-25 - Brady Tried To Do A Pop In w/Relatives On Thanksgiving And No One Answered - 2024 - BO

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (12-23-25)

Episode Theme Overview

This lively episode explores the awkward nuances of family gatherings, holiday etiquette, and movie theater misadventures. The hosts—John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo—blend storytelling with their signature sharp banter, focusing on Brady's attempt at a Thanksgiving “pop-in” and a cinema experience gone awry.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Thanksgiving “Pop-In” Debacle

• The Setup: Brady recounts his attempt to drop by relatives' homes on Thanksgiving, only to be met with silence and the realization that past invitations don’t guarantee a standing welcome.
• Etiquette of Being Invited: The hosts debate whether it’s ever acceptable to show up uninvited at a family gathering, highlighting how assumptions can lead to awkward interactions.
  • Brady learns “You realize that you were invited maybe four years ago. That doesn't extend to every Thanksgiving.” (Brady, 02:07)
• Family Tensions: References to old family drama—including physically combative cousins and someone being “doped up”—add colorful background to why some doors stayed closed.
  • “So the fist fight was with one of the two a few years ago. This is the other twin?” (Brady, 03:14)
• Paranoia and Self-Awareness: Holmberg points out the self-involvement of assuming ongoing invitations.
  • “You got a high sense of self to assume you're invited no matter if they call or not. That's a lot. I would never do that.” (Brady, 06:44)
• Memorable Moment: Past holiday chaos is relived:
  • “Ronnie and her cousin got a baby. Yeah, they had a fight on Thanksgiving. Everybody had to clear house.” (Brady, 03:24)
  • “The sliding door in the backyard. You might want to grab Kirby and leave now.” (Ronnie, 03:37)

2. Recurring Themes in Family Gatherings

• Gift of Absence: The group bonds over the relief of not being obligated to attend certain family events.
  • “That euphoria when you find out you're not, it's unmatched. We don't have to do anything with anyone. This is great.” (Brady, 09:21)
• Unintentional Exclusion: The story about the family’s dog ruining the Thanksgiving meal and only then being invited elsewhere—out of necessity, not desire—underscores reluctant hospitality.
  • “If you're being asked on Thanksgiving to come over, they didn't want you there.” (Brady, 08:34)

3. Movie Theater Fiasco: Etiquette and Farts

• Brady's Movie Night: A recount of attending Shutter Island at an AMC theater morphs into a hilarious critique of public decorum, as Brady sits near a trio of women who brazenly pass gas.
  • “Here comes three larger… they look like three zeros… blobs bubble.” (Brady, 14:51)
• Open Farting & Social Norms: The hosts riff on double standards and why certain behaviors, like group farting, remain taboo for women.
  • “Guys can go out, joke around and fart and stuff. But if the ladies start feeling comfortable with this, everything's gonna change. We cannot make them feel comfortable.” (Brady, 15:42)
  • “If ‘Sex and the City’ taught us one thing, it's that farting never happened on that show.” (Brady, 17:28)

4. Indian Restaurant Encounter and Local Celebrity

• Dining Adventures: Brady shares an anecdote from dining at a local Indian spot, featuring a photo of WWE wrestler The Great Khali on the wall, leading to musings about star encounters.
  • “All of a sudden, I look on the wall and there's a picture of you, the owner of the restaurant, with the Great Khali.” (Brady, 18:40)
  • “His trainer has a condo right over there… He comes in every week, every time he's in town.” (Brady, 19:07)
• Brady’s Social Quirks: More gentle ribbing ensues about Brady’s penchant for seeking conversations with staff and being the only person in odd restaurants.

5. The Unwritten Rules of Friendship and Dating

• Double Standards: The show closes this segment with a rule: women farting publicly destroys attraction, backed up by high school tales and personal anecdotes.
  • “I had interest in you until just then. And now you are the grossest pile of human garbage.” (Brady, 21:46)
  • “There's a double standard, but the double standard exists. It's just disgusting. That's gross.” (Brady, 21:47)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |-----------|-------|---------| | 02:07 | “You realize that you were invited maybe four years ago. That doesn't extend to every Thanksgiving.” | Brady | | 03:24 | “Ronnie and her cousin got a baby. Yeah, they had a fight on Thanksgiving. Everybody had to clear house.” | Brady | | 06:44 | “You got a high sense of self to assume you're invited no matter if they call or not. That's a lot. I would never do that.” | Brady | | 08:34 | “If you're being asked on Thanksgiving to come over, they didn't want you there.” | Brady | | 09:21 | “That euphoria when you find out you're not, it's unmatched. We don't have to do anything with anyone. This is great.” | Brady | | 14:51 | “Here comes three larger… they look like three zeros… blobs bubble.” | Brady | | 15:42 | “Guys can go out, joke around and fart and stuff. But if the ladies start feeling comfortable with this, everything's gonna change. We cannot make them feel comfortable.” | Brady | | 17:28 | “If ‘Sex and the City’ taught us one thing, it's that farting never happened on that show.” | Brady | | 18:40 | “All of a sudden, I look on the wall and there's a picture of you, the owner of the restaurant, with the Great Khali.” | Brady | | 21:46 | “I had interest in you until just then. And now you are the grossest pile of human garbage. You're a landfill.” | Brady |

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Thanksgiving Pop-In & Etiquette: 01:07–11:00
• Movie Theater Fart Story: 13:53–17:46
• Indian Restaurant & The Great Khali Anecdote: 18:40–20:20
• Double Standards on Public Behavior: 20:40–21:59

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Final Thoughts

Delivering their trademark blend of sarcasm, candor, and Arizona flavor, the hosts turn mundane holiday encounters into comedic gold. Whether dissecting social boundaries or reflecting on personal gaffes, the HMS crew keeps the episode brisk, relatable, and brimming with quotable moments. The take-home message: always wait for an invitation, ladies shouldn’t fart in public (according to them), and Brady’s life is a goldmine for awkward family comedy.

Transcript

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady]

Here's another stocking stuffer from the Best of Homburg's. Morning sickness Football weekend. Thanksgiving. All good. On Thanksgiving. Teppanyaki went well.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Yeah. Pounds. It just won. Did you visit anybody's home and start to.

[Ronnie]

Did not.

[Brady]

You just stayed right there at the.

[Ronnie]

Tabanyaki Papa by somewhere to say hi to some of Ronnie's relatives.

[Brady]

But didn't. Didn't screw them.

[Ronnie]

Never heard from him.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Before or after?

[Ronnie]

They weren't sure. Ronnie wasn't sure if they were going to be at one house and we weren't going to go searching.

[Brady]

Wait a minute. If they never called or talked to you, why even consider going over there?

[Ronnie]

Because, you know, at one time as we're going over to our place, she says, well, we're down near to, you know, who are.

[Brady]

Yeah, but you weren't invited.

[Ronnie]

No. What does that make in the past?

[Brady]

That's a good point. That's a good point.

[Ronnie]

In the past we have said they said stop over.

[Brady]

But now you're doing so you would. So what?

[Ronnie]

So that's why I think she, you.

[Brady]

Know, you weren't invited here from. You shouldn't Even consider it. You realize that you were invited maybe four years ago. That doesn't extend to every Thanksgiving.

[Ronnie]

Hey, I go with the flow.

[Brady]

I don't know. You go where the food is. He's that floating dog towards the piece. She was willing to do that. That could be potentially.

[Ronnie]

No, that's why she didn't.

[Brady]

I know, but even talking about, like, that's. Most women would be like, I can't believe it. They didn't even call or ask us. Screw them. She's like, let's go. Maybe we should drive over there and see what they're up to.

[Ronnie]

I think she was calling to say hi, basically. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Brady]

She called them.

[Ronnie]

I think she texted her.

[Brady]

You don't know much of anything.

[Ronnie]

And it's all with the flow.

[Brady]

Think maybe she talked to. Maybe she didn't. We didn't go. We were gonna. Man, you don't invite me over and it's radio silence. I'm not reaching out to see if I can come over. Yeah, that's Ohio State. Michigan right there. You get. Do they not like each other? Is there a little tension?

[Ronnie]

No, I think they do, but they've. They're. They've just been.

[Brady]

Is that the fifth couple years? No, no, that's a different one.

[Ronnie]

The other. The other side of the twins.

[Brady]

Oh, it was. It was the one. So the fist fight was with one of the two a few years ago. This is the other twin?

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

This one did not fight Ronnie at Thanksgiving.

[Byron from MMP Guns]

No.

[Brady]

Brady's got the most hillbilly Thanksgivings of all of us. Who got.

[Brett Vesely]

Who was in?

[Brady]

Oh, Ronnie. And Ronnie and her cousin got a baby. Yeah, they had a fight on Thanksgiving. Everybody. Everybody had to clear house. My favorite Thanksgiving story of all of them ever. Over here.

[Ronnie]

The sliding door in the backyard. You might want to grab Kirby and leave now.

[Brett Vesely]

You got at Thanksgiving?

[Commercial Announcer]

Why would I do that?

[Brady]

Well, your wife's bleeding, and she. She kind of mucked up her cousin pretty good here in the Kid who won. Yeah. Was there a winner? I never asked you that. I was just excited it happened. There was no.

[Ronnie]

Like that. Oh, Ronnie would have demolished him.

[Brady]

Really? You think? So was that just heart talking, or do you think the other girl had some?

[Ronnie]

Was she wired? It was like the Buster Douglas Tyson fight. Back in one was doped up really bad.

[Brady]

And I can guess through your passive aggression wasn't Ronnie. So that's. Yeah, that was very subtle, Brady.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

One of the two fighters was on drugs. Now, Ronnie tests clean. I'll tell you that. You do the math. Oh, so one was heavy, one was doped up that night, or just generally in the last. Oh, okay. Oh, boy. That part escapes me.

[Ronnie]

So the other one was gonna come.

[Brady]

Out of the mouth so that. So the doped up one might have been at the house that you guys were gonna crash uninvited. No, she's not. Yeah, she's not available.

[Brett Vesely]

Kicked out of the family.

[Brady]

So she's gone. And the other twin is like. But still doesn't make the call to invite you over.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, because, you know, unless Ronnie has to put that together just to ask to come over, just to say, you know, what are you guys doing for Thanksgiving?

[Brady]

Why does she want to. If they're not calling to ask.

[Ronnie]

It's their family.

[Brady]

Yeah, but they're not family to you. Not saying that. The family. If they're family. But if they're not calling you to have a. And they're having Thanksgiving, maybe I should.

[Ronnie]

Dive into it more.

[Brady]

I think maybe you should involve yourself in your own goddamn life.

[Ronnie]

They're not my family, you know, but they are.

[Brady]

They are your family. You and you almost drove over there. You almost had to put, like, nice clothes on and drive all the way over to a house you weren't invited to.

[Ronnie]

I still would have been in my short shorts.

[Brady]

Whatever. But you still would have had to get in the car and drive over to a house you weren't invited to. That's awkward. Can you imagine?

[Ronnie]

Yeah. What it's like? I mean, again, it does help beforehand. Like, hey, why don't you.

[Brady]

To be invited?

[Ronnie]

You're welcome to stop by afterwards to hear that.

[Brady]

That's called being invited. You guys never heard that.

[Ronnie]

And I could be missing some of that. But I just. You know, as far as Ronnie was saying, we might stop over and say, oh, cool.

[Brady]

Did they know, though? Oh, this is good.

[Ronnie]

I think so.

[Brady]

Oh, man. You don't. They never put the 2 and 2, especially on Thanksgiving.

[Ronnie]

Never confirmed it.

[Brady]

You don't just show up. There might be a reason. They're not asking.

[Ronnie]

I did it.

[Brady]

They might not like you. Brady won't accept that. Celebrate me home, though. What if you're like, I can't stand that arrogant prick Brady?

[Ronnie]

Then we definitely would have gone over.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, I would have done it if I heard word of that. I've been like, let's go, let's go. Let's go antagonize this place. But, yeah, maybe that's it. Maybe. Maybe they're. You guys just stay in your thing.

[Ronnie]

How about that?

[Brady]

Brady almost crashed a family thing. Just based on the idea that he thought that he was welcome. You got. You got a high sense of self to assume you're invited no matter if they call or not. That's a lot. I would never do that.

[Ronnie]

Well, I know I am. Ronnie, not so much.

[Brady]

They reach out to you and just said, this is an invitation in perpetuity. We're only gonna make it once, but it lives forever. I know. All invitations are goodbye me, and leave.

[Brett Vesely]

Buster Douglas at home.

[Brady]

Yeah. A man.

[Ronnie]

I found out we weren't invited because they only had nine ounce gloves and they needed 14.

[Brady]

That's impressive for you. You guys had that conversation, let alone they didn't go. But, man. Was there a call after. Would you have called before and said, can we come over?

[Ronnie]

I think it was one text that Ronnie was saying, oh, she heard from her cousin.

[Brady]

Can we come over? You wouldn't have asked again?

[Ronnie]

I don't know. All I know was there might have been a. There might have been a possibility we pop over there and say hi after our deal.

[Brady]

But you'd have piled right in the car without saying, hey, did they ask? Yep.

[Ronnie]

No. No. She was waiting to hear back.

[Brady]

Okay, but if they. If you.

[Ronnie]

Because they could have gone to, you know, dinner or had it later.

[Brady]

She just done something else.

[Ronnie]

Yeah, they never caught up.

[Brady]

I'm with Brett. I think Brady had gotten right in the car. I'd have been asking. They asked us to come over. It's like, no, not really. But they did a few years ago. That doesn't apply anymore. That. That expires every November. You got to start it all over.

[Ronnie]

Well, the. The last time is Mittens knocked over the stakes on the sink.

[Brett Vesely]

We had.

[Ronnie]

We're gonna have steaks for Thanksgiving.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

And did an assist to the dogs. They ate them. And we came home, we're out, and her cousin called. Ronnie's like, unbelievable. We're laughing because. Yeah.

[Brady]

So then you had to get a few.

[Ronnie]

Why don't you just come over to.

[Brady]

Our place on Thanksgiving Day? They don't want you there. Yeah. If you have to have a dog accident and then a phone call that says we don't get a meal, I guess you can come over here. If you're being asked on Thanksgiving to come over, they didn't want you there.

[Ronnie]

Why don't you just come over here?

[Brady]

Was there a call afterwards that said, hey, we missed each other this Thanksgiving? What happened? I don't know, man. I gotta get in your house, start asking some questions.

[Ronnie]

Get Ronnie on the phone.

[Brady]

Yeah, we need some Answers.

[Ronnie]

Crazy.

[Brady]

Yeah. Somebody asking you to come over on Thanksgiving didn't want you over for Thanksgiving.

[Ronnie]

I mean, I've never had one, but for what I. What I've heard, it's not like the husband is real, you know, in touch with the mother in law too often, or vice versa.

[Brady]

You're aware of what's going on?

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Cuz you got to know, are we going or not? Cuz that euphoria when you find out you're not, it's unmatched. We don't have to do anything with anyone. This is great.

[Ronnie]

That's why I don't interject at that.

[Brady]

Well, no, I wouldn't either. But you also didn't say, you know, I would be like, did they ask us?

[Ronnie]

No, we're always invited.

[Brady]

Nah, I don't think that's true. I think you have to ask. You can't just go barging in. They might not want you there. Man, ringing that doorbell, I'd have been. Oof. Hey. Hey. Oh, oh, look who's here. Hey, everybody. Brady and Ronnie are here. Oh. What? Oh, hey. How are you?

[Ronnie]

And their daughter, Herbie. Well, I guess we can go grab.

[Brady]

Some chairs out of the garage. That'd be great.

[Ronnie]

Okay.

[Brady]

That's just a sign that you weren't welcome. We didn't even have chairs for you, but have a seat.

[Ronnie]

Funny you say that. We ate in the garage.

[Brady]

Did you?

[Ronnie]

Yeah. They had a table set up for.

[Brady]

You, wrapped and just on a plate. You can take this home.

[Ronnie]

You guys are eating over here?

[Brady]

When the dogs knocked all your steaks over, did you sit back and go, well, now what? Call someone? Or were you just gonna. You had to have a meal.

[Ronnie]

Oh, we would have had one. I wasn't worried about that.

[Brady]

Phone calls were made and then trips you had to get in the car and ride. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. You guys are crazy. You're gonna get killed by family. I watch a lot of murders.

[Ronnie]

That was fun.

[Brady]

Sure, sure.

[Ronnie]

Our last Thanksgiving with them.

[Brady]

And frankly, you don't want to be with them on Thanksgiving. That's why you bought steaks and had them at the house in the first place without asking them to come over for a while. This is dangerous bread.

[Ronnie]

For a while, they would host Thanksgiving, we would host Easter.

[Brady]

Okay, but that doesn't happen.

[Ronnie]

And we did that for a couple years, and then it.

[Brady]

And then nobody stopped hanging out. You don't like them over, they don't like you over. Don't do barging. I ain't saying that. I don't want you getting murdered. I don't want you getting murdered.

[Brett Vesely]

He's gonna be on one of your shows.

[Brady]

He's going to be on an ID channel. I watched the one about my buddy Jason from the Scottsdale auto collision. Oh, is that. I was on this weekend.

[Ronnie]

Oh, damn it.

[Brady]

That's a good one. That's a local murder that I was somewhat involved in, but not the murder part. I just was friends with.

[Brett Vesely]

You're always around for that. The zombie killer.

[Brady]

Zombie killer and Jason and his brother Chad. And I've been near. I've been murder adjacent. Brett, don't mess with me.

[Ronnie]

It's gotten smarter over the years.

[Brady]

I just know how to. I know how to, oh, escape the slide right out of there. I Hunter Biden myself right out of that merry effing Holidays from the Big Red Radio 98 KUPD fast breaks and.

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[Brady]

Brady started to regale me with his Thursday night movie story immediately. I think it's time for a public service announcement. Brady, please tell the tale that you told me about your movie experience last night.

[Ronnie]

Well, Ronnie and I checked out the Shutter island movie.

[Brady]

Very good.

[Ronnie]

And we get into the theater. We went. We decided to go to the. That's nothing against the theater. It was a nice theater. AMC over there on Stapley and the 60 stadium seating. Yep. Why my stadium seating pick Thursday night ends up as a great night to go because there's probably eight other people in that theater at the time.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Ronnie]

Getting our row middle real estate, prime seats.

[Brady]

And then you prefer the middle over.

[Ronnie]

The sides if it's crowded, I go to the sides.

[Brady]

I only like the sides if it's empty. Gotcha.

[Ronnie]

So we sit down and then all of a sudden, here comes three larger.

[Brady]

Ladies or off the air, as he called them.

[Ronnie]

They look like three zeros.

[Brady]

Yep. Jumbos or zeros.

[Ronnie]

It wasn't like there wasn't like folds. It was just blobs bubble.

[Brady]

Yeah. Manatees.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Ronnie]

But they're pretty mobile.

[Brady]

I mean, pretty quick mobile manatees. Yeah. Land manatees.

[Ronnie]

So they sit down in less than a minute later, all of a sudden, you hear this fart the loudest. You know, it was a fart that goes into the cushion, but it was.

[Brady]

Eaten by the cushion.

[Ronnie]

And I looked over at Ronnie, you know, joking like, oh, did you do. No, it's right next to me, two seats down from her. One of the ladies unleashed. And then I can hear him giggling over there.

[Brady]

That's a challenge, Brady. They were challenging. They were putting it on. They saw the other little zero and.

[Ronnie]

They said, I could have probably given him a run for the money because we had Indian food for dinner.

[Brady]

Oh, for God's sakes. You don't want to risk it.

[Ronnie]

I didn't.

[Brady]

That's not a cushion. You don't want to risk that after Indian food. That's disturbing. Guys can go out, joke around and fart and stuff. But if the ladies start feeling comfortable with this, everything's gonna change. We cannot make them feel comfortable. So if you were one of the chunks at the movie theater last night that blew heat into the cushions, please, for God's sakes.

[Commercial Announcer]

No.

[Brady]

There are differences. And there's still sexism a little bit. You're not allowed to fart like that. You're just not.

[Ronnie]

Four people walked out of the shut. Our island. Two couples.

[Brady]

Because of the gas?

[Ronnie]

No, just continuing.

[Brady]

One.

[Ronnie]

About 20 minutes before the moon was ended. Guess I couldn't take it anymore. One was about midway.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow.

[Brady]

Really?

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Huh. Why?

[Ronnie]

I don't know. You know, who knows? Someone could have gotten a call or something, an emergency. But the last one, I think all. Someone started unraveling. Maybe they got really uncomfortable.

[Brady]

The guy that sat next to me.

[Ronnie]

Got some swimming to do or something. I don't know.

[Brady]

Shutter island guy sat next to me. It was crowded when I went. His date got up about two minutes into the movie and never came back. And he audibly said, where did she. Where is she? And she never came back.

[Ronnie]

But I'm watching this move.

[Brady]

Yeah, Colin and I were laughing. It's like she could be dead in the hallway. This guy didn't make any effort to go find out. I wonder where she went. Anyway, he's banging the popcorn guy. Yeah, he was. He was ready to. Yeah, that happened. Those popcorn guys. I've gotta have him. I'm leaving this spender. Look at that acne. But back to the important part, ladies. It's not. It's just on. It's not. You can fart in front of your husband, you can fart in front of your family. But when you start doing the public blowouts and giggling as groups of ladies. If Sex in the City taught us one thing, it's that farting never happened on that show. As gross as they got with. You know that one of them pooped their pants, but they always made it unladylike. Guys are disgusting when it comes to that. We can't have women in Groups thinking that. That's a riot. Can you imagine? Tracy, Ronnie, Lisa, Megan, out. Let's look for shoes. It's just. It's a no. No. It's a terrible no. No. And we can't ever let them feel comfortable about it. Did you get names?

[Ronnie]

No.

[Brady]

Give me a better descriptor. It's the Gilbert Theater.

[Ronnie]

Glass wearing glasses. Looks like a couple of three zeros with eye goggles.

[Brady]

Okay, so they need the optograph.

[Ronnie]

They were, you know. Isn't it funny? Mother and two daughters. But the daughters weren't much taller than four.

[Brady]

Wow.

[Ronnie]

Four or five.

[Brady]

Who do you think did it? Mom or the. The shorts?

[Ronnie]

Don't know. I mean, my first would.

[Brady]

It's mom. Mom's got the comfort zone to start blowing heat with the public. Yeah, the older chicks get, the less they care. I know. The less they care, but still, public. Public ass blowing theater.

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[Ronnie]

How do you teach that?

[Brady]

Yeah, go ahead, Charles.

[Ronnie]

Let fly.

[Brady]

Fun, huh? Three zeros with goggles. They're so fat, you won't even let them have glasses. They goggled up.

[Ronnie]

The other funny thing, the restaurant we randomly go to is an Indian restaurant. And all of a sudden, I look on the wall and there's a picture of you, the owner of the restaurant with the great Kali. I didn't know. You know, I'm like, God, who is that? I. I froze for a second. You know, like, he's in the longest yard. A couple. That's a great khali. He'll be here next week.

[Brady]

Yeah. Because the Wrestlemania lives.

[Ronnie]

His trainer has a. Goes. Has a condo right over there. And he goes. He comes in every week, every time he's in town.

[Brady]

Really, you got to come down there. Brady's gonna be hanging around there. Great star searching again. You hang out at the Indian, you talk to the owner again. How does this happen to you? Did you get free food? The owner does. Yeah. He's like the only one in there.

[Ronnie]

The whole family works there.

[Brady]

Are you the only one in there at the time?

[Ronnie]

No, there's three other teams.

[Brady]

Okay. I don't think Indian food just hits people on a Thursday, for the most part. So he's probably just gotta.

[Ronnie]

And he's telling, you know, great Kelly stories like he's Paul Bunyan 6, the most powerful Indian man in the world.

[Brady]

They're proud of him.

[Ronnie]

Oh, yeah, they're proud.

[Brady]

You ever think Ronnie just sits there and goes.

[Ronnie]

She looked.

[Brady]

She was like. He always talks to the manager. He never talks to me.

[Ronnie]

Who is the great Kelly. Yeah. And so I showed her. Oh, yeah, that guy.

[Brady]

And you two are gonna be in line next week, waiting.

[Ronnie]

He had to duck his head in.

[Brady]

Order to get in Wrestlemania. Brady. Hey. I like it. Colleen. He's walking to the ring. We shared a plate once.

[Ronnie]

I like Indian Brady.

[Brady]

Yeah, Indian Brady's pretty cool. I enjoy that, too. So are you gassy or poop filled right now?

[Ronnie]

It was good.

[Brady]

Good. All right. Good. Yeah. We just got to keep the lady. Maybe they had Indian food, too. Brady, These zeros. The family of zeros. That's just gross.

[Ronnie]

Should I go back to eat with great Kali?

[Brady]

Yeah. And I will call out all girls that used to fart publicly. There was a girl named Mindy. I forgot her last name. And Mindy Nix in high school. Never knew her.

[Ronnie]

Intentionally or accidentally farted.

[Brady]

Was well known for farts. Just thought it was funny. And I didn't even know her, but it's like, yeah. Yes, but people. And that would kill it. And then the one. The dawn girl that. That the. Challenged the skinny kid in school to pick her up. And she said, you could pick me up. And he picked her up. And when he did, she went. And her senior year was a nightmare from there on. And that's the way it should be. Public ridicule, but that one was a little bit different. But yeah, girls that fart. I was with a girl on a little swim thing, a little party at her house and stuff. And she's in the kitchen and she stood next to me and she lifted her leg and goes right at me. And I'm like, all right, well, I'm waving. I had a track. I had interest in you until just then. And now you are the grossest pile of human garbage. You're a landfill. And I'm going to walk away from you and never speak to you again. And tell everybody this tale, by the way. Why? Because you're sick. You're gross. Raised by monkeys or something. Right at you.

[Ronnie]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Girls who fart. It's not fair, I'll tell you that. There's a double standard, but the double standard exists. It's just disgusting. That's gross.

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[Brady]

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