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Anywho, so we asked us yesterday and we all just kind of sat there like pedestrian traffic signs in the halls. No. So nothing. I put solidane over Chuck's toilet. Grady, please. So in order to appease the bosses, because this is like a radio tradition, this is what makes me hate other radio people, is the April fool stuff. But evidently you can toy with people. They're pretty gullible. And this. This day proves it. As does this man right here. Ladies and gentlemen. I don't kid when I say this is without question probably our most gullible listener ever. And what's great is he hung up the phone thinking I was dumb. That's the best part of this call. Ladies and gentlemen, the most gullible man of all time calling to ask us a question this morning, and we just decided to toy with him, and it really snowballed. It's happy April Fool's Day to all of you. At least we got one person out there. Hey, I heard of something about this toll on the 101, on the 202. Yeah, they're gonna start to. They have little trolls that are gonna be on the on ramps now, collecting money as people try to get on the freeways. Are you serious? No, dude. How about that? What, you people already have to pay a bum load in gas, now they gotta pay for this crap, too? Yeah. And you know what's even worse about it is that if you. If you're like, you know, not accept. If you're white, like, you pay more. What? Yeah, white people will actually pay more than you want to bet. Yeah, white people pay $2. Mexicans and blacks pay 1. And how can they do some shit like that, dude? They passed it yesterday. I don't know why you. Yeah, we're out of money. We're completely out of money. Do you have any piercings? Yeah, they're going to start taxing piercings. Are you serious? Yep. On the toll road. On the toll roads, as you're pulling up, they scan. It's going to add like an hour to everybody's drive. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yep. Is this, like, right when you get on. Yeah, they're going to start it now. They're going to put it up. Put it up on the. On the. On ramps. And then eventually they're all going to be electronic. Oh, my God. Yeah. How about that? What kind of car do you drive? Cadillac. You have a Cadillac. An American car. That's an extra 50 cents. Oh, my God. I heard the 101 and the 202 are gonna be different prices, too. Yeah, buck one for the 101. Just general fee. 202 is $2.02. And then you add on the other ones, and then if you're white and piercings and all that, that's the least of our concerns. Did you hear about the global warming light bulb thing? What? You got to switch out all your light bulbs by midnight Friday or there's a $20 fee. They can now detect whether or not you've got the. What are those fluorescent bulbs? Those new green incandescent lights. Yeah. So now SRP and APS and all those guys can tell whose house is burning too heavy. Why don't they send a letter out to everybody? They're doing it through the media. You gotta be kidding. No, but, you know, what about it? Do you want tickets to the submarine races? At least we've got that. Yeah, dude, you're telling us like we don't know. Oh, my God. Yeah, but they've got. We get the submarine tickets if you want to watch the submarine races in Tempe. Dude, they're awesome. Have you never been? No. Glass bottom boats. Look over the submarine races. Where at the Tempe. Tempe Town Lake. Oh, yeah. Freaking cool. That's crazy. Want a freebie, sir? All right, well, you know what? You can come pick them up. We're. What is it? 181160 West. 1160 West. Javelina at 98. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I know where you guys are at. Yeah, but don't come to our thing because the tickets aren't here. They're our sister station. Oh, really? Yeah, they're 1160 West. Tavellini have a leader. Hey, is there any way I could ask you two more questions? Sure. When are they gonna sell the tickets for the Slipknot concert? Slipknot? Yeah. Slipknot's bus crashed last night. Are you freaking kidding me? Yeah, they canceled the whole show. No. Yeah, we get. Well, we'll try to figure out more, but evidently a couple of the guys were banged up pretty bad, and Cory's back broke and. Oh, I know it. So what's up with their new album? The album's done, so it's still gonna go, but it might get delayed a little bit because, you know, all the. Supposed to come out by summer. Yes. Early summer, but it looks like now just. It depends on the injuries and stuff, you know, the bus swerved evidently to miss a jackalope. And you know what else in the concert? Disturbed. Because Corey's back is broken, Dave Draiman is gonna sing all the songs. So even if it does come to concert here, Draymond's the singer of Slipknot. A jackalope. There's no such thing as a jackalope. What are those things called? Maybe I'm not saying it right. You mean a jackrabbit? Yeah. Oh, I was gonna say. What the. In the jackalope. The isn't a jackalope, just a rabbit with the horns. Yeah, but that's not real. They're not? Oh, no. I'm an idiot. Look at me. I fell for it. What a pinhead. I do know that the bus crashed. But somebody said to him, I am gullible, though. I'm sorry. I'll fall for anything. That sucks bad. Yeah, certainly does. Oh, sorry about. You said you had a couple questions. What was the other one? No, that was just it. I was just curious about. That. Is the lead singer for Five Finger Death Punch. Better now? Dude, you're hitting every button. That dude actually got arrested two nights ago. He had a ton of coke in the back of his truck. Oh, gee. Did you know Five Finger Death Punch songs are written by Gloria Estefan? Like, three of them? Nah. Yeah, I thought they were all by them because they're all in the mixed martial arts and it's all about fighting. Nope, nope. It's Laura Estefan. It's about fisting. It's about fisting stuff. Gloria Estefan's, like, a freak. No. Yeah. What? I know. It's crazy, isn't it? I can't believe I fell for that Jackalope thing. I feel like an idiot. I hope I didn't fall for if you, like, told me any jokes and I'm gonna tell people. No, no, dude. Everything's legit. Holy. You know what? Do conga. You know, in the Miami Sound Machine. Did do the conga. The what? Remember the Miami Sound Machine? Gloria Estefan. Yeah, she did do the conga. Everybody thought that was, like, a fun salsa song, a dance. It's all about her and her husband just going apesh in the ass. Listen to the words again. Not kidding. That's funny. So we'll let you know when Slipknot. Whatever happens with them. But hopefully Cory's cool and then. Yeah, yeah, it's been a weird, you know, whatever. Jesus. I know everything. I know. And you knocked them all out. Like, every question you had was, like, doomed. Yeah, I've been trying to call about the Flipknot thing, and I haven't been able to get through. Oh, dude, I just got a letter from Toledo. Corey Taylor died. No, he didn't. Holy sh. No, he didn't. He did. Well, that's what this says. No, he may have died in the accident. Preliminary reports say he may be gone. That's not cool. Now we've got. Dude, I gotta run. I gotta check this out. Oh, all right. See you, buddy. Wow. The man believes every. You fell for jackalope. I can't believe I mentioned the jackalope. What a pinhead I am. Jackalopes aren't real. I like that guy's car. I know. I want. I want him to be my best friend. Yeah. Dude, we're in Tempe. You have to pay all the bills. What? Wait a minute. Yeah, no, I get to have sex with your wife because we've been friends for more than 20 minutes. You could talk him to, like, picking up tabs at bars and stuff. I bet you his nickname is Cruiser. Yep. Now we're in Germany. I'd have to make your bunk, but we're in Italy, so you got to make my bunk. What? I want a friend who does that all the time. Oh, yeah. You didn't know? Green lights are now stop and red lights are go. What? Yeah, they just changed it, like, two days ago. No kidding. Well, now he thinks Corey Taylor's dead. Yeah, he's gonna tell all his friends. Did you hear about Slipknot? Dude thought I run it into a jackalope, but I straightened him out on it. Are you sure about this? Because I don't want to tell all this stuff to friends. All my buddies. See, those are the fun ones. That's when April Fool's Day's fun. When gullibles call. But it is true, white people do get charged more on the freeway. But then he can always have his fallback. At least I didn't believe in jackalopes. Yes, this idiot who believes in jackalopes was telling me all this crazy news. Now, that was fun. Organic April Fool's Day. You don't have to plan it. Dumb people will find you. Dumb people just find me. It's the best of Homburg's morning sickness. And then, like, a bad porno. It's like a really quick bad porno. And then everybody else just kind of, like, congregates in that area. That's all it is. It's like when you stumble across tranny porn. Yeah. Don't you hate that when you're doing your clicking on the. On the big board of porn on whatever site you've chosen, like, maybe they. Maybe they ought to square off. Like, if a fight happens, then they break them up and they square off and have a free throw shooting contest. See him deflect? Yeah, he got scared. He deflected training porn because they always have her sitting, like, waist up in the little square. She's hot. She looks like she could be riding something. You're like, yes, yes, and click, click, yes. Is Bunny here? And then, no, she must be here or something. There's cranking. Or you're just scrolling down on a good site and there's. Oh, come on. All right, I don't want to hear it now. Yeah, the tranny thing. Deflect, Brady. You can't deflect. It's out there. It's real. Beware of it. Shouldn't have brought that up. Beware of the hot tranny porn. It's everywhere. Hot training. They're always like. They don't act like you have out late. No, you can't help it. You'll be on your porn site, and then all of a sudden, there's like, some piece of ass sitting there in a bathtub. And the next clip is that piece of ass getting out with a crank. Some of those Brazilians, man. Yeah, you can't tell. Right on. It's like, damn it, you got great fake boobs, too. I should probably look away, but I said, what site does that? I mean, you're not staying in the site. Regular eventually runs into a tranny. Not eventually, but they're on there, like, because they just host the video. Yeah, videos. There's like a hundred thousand videos on this thing. So you're searching for your favorite clip to bang yourself to, and you know, like. Yeah, there's a hot. And you click on the picture of, like, you know, like, a. Usually says hot girl on girl action. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then. Yeah, wait a minute. It's like a porn prank. I don't know if they're pranking me or there's people obviously interested in it could be porn punked. But it's the chicks with wiener sites that, you know. I mean, you don't go to them on purpose. They're just part of it. It's like the first time you get to one of those sprayer sites. That always takes you by surprise. Yeah, because some guys dig that, and some guys are like, oh, geez. But it's just kind of punked. Yeah. You get porn dead. No, but I don't think it's a trick molesting himself. It's gonna be a dude in a minute. No, but. No, I don't molest myself to it. I watch. I don't. I don't go in blind, like, oh, I'm just gonna start tugging away. I can't help it. I don't know what's gonna happen. No, sometimes when I know what's going on. See, you can. What Accidents have you come a lot. Brady face. Brady showed up in one of them. But yeah, the. Yeah, I always take a look at it. I'm risky. Yeah, but you get a. You get a good idea, you know, right off the bat. It's the ones where you like to romance. It a little bit. No, I'm not romancing. I just like, I'm looking at it. 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Visit online happy endings euthanasia.com because every pet's life should have a happy ending. Morning sickness. But if it's some, you know. But then again, if it's some broad getting, you know. And that's one time I've Been fooled was. She was riding the guy on a chair and it looked good. From behind and riding away. She had both. I think she's going to town. I'm like, this is all right. This is good. From behind. I think this is solid. And then she turned around. She stood up and turned around, and it's like there was. There was a Double swords. You're kind of like a masturbating stuntman when you. Yeah. Go in there without pre. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you're going in free, it's almost like not wearing a condom these days. Something horrible can happen to you. So, yeah, you got to watch that stuff. That and the wnba. The two most horrifying things to see on your screen. Beware, Beware. You could be flip. It's the same thing. Could be flipping through your channels and all of a sudden your WNBA game is on. It's like, oh, this is a sports station. I shouldn't be seeing this. The same as tranny porn. You never know. And there's those jackasses that send you those emails of, like, 10 hot chicks in a row, like, all right, boobs. But you're not even thinking sex. You're like, oh, she's got nice boobs. That one looks a little weird. And you can kind of tell some of it sometimes those Brazilian ones, like you said, because you're not looking at their face. You're not picking them apart. And then after further inspection, I think they get their Adam's apples removed or something. I don't know. It's not. It's not fair. For your average jerker. It really is. Your average jerker goes in there just wanting to party for a few minutes and get out of there. It's not fair. They need to put, like, a little pink ribbon across the top of those sites just to let you know. All right, you may or may not be interested to the people who are in it. You know what, Whatever. Get you moving. But you're gay, obviously. If you can watch a dude take it and he's got a great set of jugs, you're gay. But that's okay. Enjoy yourself. Now you got me thinking about it. All the times that I've had those. I don't even like looking at, like, clicking and seeing. It's like, ah, I'm ruined. I'm ruined for. I gotta take a walk around the house for a second. Sometimes they're with girls. The training I've never seen. I've never gotten to the point where I actually get to the video. Most of the time, that's when you get really confused because you're like, wait a minute. It's a guy and a girl. And it's a guy with great jugs. A Champlain. What do I do? What? I mean, I don't. He's boning her. That's better than watching a hairy, sweaty guy, I guess. I don't. Heterosexual sex with two sets of boobs and you just don't know where to go there. Does that make me gay? Does it make you gay if you lose it to the guy's boobs if he's boning a girl? This is a great question, Eric. Does that make you a little bit off? No, it just makes you Greek. I. I don't know. Does it. It's not a fat guy. It's not his fat man boobs. It's not moobs. They're surgically. They're surgically enhanced to look like great boobs. And a lot of the times they do. Plus there's still a chick there. And he's boning a chick. Yeah, I don't know. I've never been to that part. Focus. Plenty of those. But. Yeah, but there's boobs everywhere. It's your. As a man, it's tough to. You know. Doesn't it make you less gay? Because there's not a hairy dude. That's the porn labyrinth. You've entered the porn prison. You go in one color, you come out of rainbow. It's video finger cuffs. It is video finger cuffs. I really don't know what to say to that. Because really, technically, that's like the ultimate deal. Because it looks like two chicks going at it. Yeah. But one of them's getting railed. This is. Well, I finished to it. Okay, so then I'm gonna lie to you. So then it's all right. Good for you, Eric. You know what? That's a big step in your dress. That's one small step for transsexuals, one giant step for Eric in a dress. So I have never been down that road, but does that make you. Is it gay then to watch two girls do it with a tool? You know when they tie something? That's awesome. Yeah. Think about what's the difference? What's the damn difference? You think about putting a rack on yourself or any thoughts like absolutely not brave that offer. Yeah, we tried to get done that. Dad talked him out of it. He was gonna stop living in the past. That a hundred thousand bucks in his hand. 601 in the morning sickness. Boy, you value. We've what a question. I'm gonna go ahead and say seeking it out makes you a little bit off accidentally stumbling across it and experimenting. Kind of like banging a fat chick. You may not go back and do it again, but everybody's got it in their history. We have an accord, all right? We have a Masturbator's accord. The Masturbator's code. Just don't search it out as a new amendment. The whacking Bill of Rights has added its 11th amendment. You're about to go. Just go ahead. As long as there's a. I really have to see the video to be. I don't think I could. I don't think I could close the door on that. I can find you somewhere. I'll show you what I ran into. All right. Get on that. It's the best of Homburg's morning sickness. I got a text from this guy here who's mad at me for talking about roles in society. John sits to pee like a little thin skinned, lily livered, chicken hearted girl. True. I do. I do sit to pee. That is actually very true. I have a large urethra. Not every time. No, a lot of the times at home. I do. Almost every time. Late night probably. Oh, late night for sure. Because of the spray fat. Yeah. I have a. I have what? I've carved out an odd shaped urethra that causes a spray. Like putting a thumb over a hose. And for courtesy for other visitors and guests. I would rather. And for myself, really, I would rather just sit to pee and not spray it all over the place. You know, I've done it where I've actually hit the toilet and the wall at the same time. It's. There's nothing good about that. So sitting to pee is a sanitary thing. It has nothing to do with me doing that. But that's fine. I'll come to your house, I'll stand to pee like a man. Then you clean that up like a man. Well, yeah, usually. I mean, if I'm standing and I spray or I miss. Yeah. I clean it up. Right. We're talking about puddles. We're not talking about your average price. Something's not right with the end of my urethra. Not saying it's big or anything. I'm not bragging about it. It's weird. Something' right with it. The doctor noticed it one time, a long time ago. You've got an oddly shaped large urethra again. Is that why it goes all over the place? Yeah, it would cause that. Gotta Hook up a little funnel. That's actually not a bad idea. I'm hanging on my back pocket like an afro pick. You don't have any hair. What is that, an afro pick? No, no, I funnel my urethra down because otherwise it's a disaster. Then the guy text back again. He says, oh, what's that yellow streak I see over yonder? Oh, no, it's little Johnny who fell off his bike and crapped himself. That is true. I did fall off my bicycle and crap myself. I thought I'd share that humorous story of my weakness to you guys. Not as a. Some type of story of bravado, but a story. And thanks for listening for so long too, guy who hates me. Yeah, I. I fell off my bicycle and reached back, thought it was blood and I had pooped myself, which I thought was hysterical. I broke two ribs. Yeah, I'd say it takes some huevos to tell that story. I would say that. All right, good. You're with me on that one, Brad. A lot of guys probably wouldn't have said that pooping part right. They'd probably go, yeah, I broke my ribs, got right back on the road home. Nope, I broke my ribs, got right back on and sat in a puddle of filth for about three miles. Crap myself. Landed too hard. Then he says, facebook text muscles, phone muscles, they're easy. It's easy to make fun of others, John, you know you have radio muscles. You're no different. P word, faggo worm. P word faggot Worm. I actually like this guy. How's he call me? Thin skinned. Thin skinned. I'm the guy who crapped his pants. If anything that upset me. Everyone can have thin skin every once in a while. Sure. Everybody gets a little thin skin. I don't really think of myself as too thin skinned. I'm not too upset. You can upset me. I don't know, Worm. I don't like when you do that. I like that hurts. No, I just don't. I don't know why I made that guy so mad. What, is he wearing makeup and pantyhose or something right now? Out of nowhere? He might be in some man. Maybe he's in some Manny hose. His phone number's on there. We should call him. Okay. Hey, that's what happens when you text in your phone number comes through. You're. You're kind of part of the agreement. It could be having a bad day. I could be having a bad day and just give him a call. Or. Or her. Maybe it's a herb oh, that could be she's foul mouth for International Women's Day. She's not being a very good example. Right. She didn't go look at any art today. Hope he doesn't start swearing right off the bat. Yeah, Blobbity blob. We need some calling. There we go. Huh? I just want to prove I don't have. Huh? It's a woman. Hi, my name's John Holmberg and you're on live on the radio, is that okay? No. Why? Because you were flaming me on the text really hard and so I just wanted to talk. That wasn't me. Oh, who was it? My son. Can I talk to the little rapscallion? This is. Life's too short. He's not in a wheelchair, is he? No. Are you okay that you're on the radio right now? No. All right, so we have to hang up on you. Can I talk to your son? Oh, he's not here. I'm sorry. Is he at school or something? No, he's just down. Okay. Is he old enough to talk the way he's talked to me? Well, yes, he would be old enough to talk to you. How old is he? Too old. Young. What is he. What are we looking at? I don't know where. I don't know who you are. Yeah, I work at a radio station and your son has text me horrible little things that say John sits down to piss like a little thin skinned lily livered chicken hearted girl. Then he called me the P word and then the F word pertaining to homosexuals and all sorts of things. I haven't any idea. He uses my phone in the morning sometimes, but. So you. You should spank this little guy. This is exactly like life is short. This is a grounding. All right, well, you should ground him, don't you think? Can I. What is your name, Mom? I'm Debbie. Okay, Debbie. I don't want to cause trouble in the family. I just want to know why you were so angry at me. Oh, is he an angry boy? Is his father around? Yes. Yeah. His dad's in the picture, right? Yeah. Can I talk to his dad while he's at work? Oh, okay. All right. Just checking. Why aren't you at work? Because I'm a homemaker. Oh, you're homemaker. Well, happy International Women's Day. It is. Congratulations. It's Women's Day? Well, I didn't want to bother you. You're evidently not the one I have to beef with. No, but there's. How old is your son again? Well, I Don't know who you know. I'm sorry. My husband has taught me not to give out information. Okay. No, that's good advice. Excellent. Listening to him is the smartest thing ever. All right, well, we'll let you go and thank you for your time. Thank you. All right, bye. Bye. Some teenage rat. You know what? It's about time we start calling some people out. The first time we ever try that, it's a kid. Kick that kid. Just. If you go hbo. Get that hbo. That is awesome. And last week's episode, it's the same thing as the Warwick Davis show. Life's too short. He started to get dirty emails and mean emails from somebody and he went and found him, found out he's a 17 year old kid. Not only that, the kid's in a wheelchair and he's. And he says, I'm gonna go destroy his life. Yeah, I'm gonna destroy his life. And he does. Come on. Really? Just. He's using his mom's phone, too. This is horrifying. Hey, mom, give me your phone. Come on. Your phone real quick, you lily livered. She's got those texts on there, so. I know. Check it out. Maybe it's her and she's just cowardly. He could delete him, right? He might be firing off a delete real quick. I would. Oh, that's hilarious. Anyway, happy International Women's Day to that lady and her son. She sounded like a very lovely homemaker. She did. And her husband told her what not to do and she listened to him. What a wonderful woman she is. I'm surprised I'm such a horrible kid. That was our featured lady of the day. She's. Yeah, screw that porn star. That kept woman there as the featured lady of the day for International Women's Day. All right, that was unexpectedly awesome. It's 98 up. Sorry, kid, It's out of control now. It's John Holmer here, chilling away for new AC unit.com holiday. Money is on everybody's mind. Purchases need to be good deals right now as you navigate the inevitable spending this time of year. But looming over so many of you is the eventual need to replace your AC unit. Three easy steps online and you're getting a present that's going to last for years. It'll make your house Christmas cool all year long. Let's add a fourth step, shall we? And don't worry, it's easy. When you're checking out@newacunit.com use the promo code, Holmberg. And you're going to knock off another thousand bucks right away. Save thousands, save time. Buy online new ac unit.com it's Brett Veseley from Homework's Morning Sickness. 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