12-23-25 - Woman On Love Is Blind Was Paired w/Homeless Methhead - 2024 - BO

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness (98KUPD, Arizona)

Episode: 12-23-25 - Woman On Love Is Blind Was Paired w/Homeless Methhead - 2024 - BO
Date: December 23, 2025
Main Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Main Theme:
A deep-dive into the controversy surrounding the reality show Love Is Blind, focusing on a participant matched with a homeless, meth-addicted man, and the fallout—both personal and legal—that ensued. The hosts also riff on the realities of reality TV casting, the perils of being trapped with strangers, and the absurdity of shows like Naked Attraction, peppered with their characteristic humor and irreverence.

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Episode Overview

This episode centers on a headline-grabbing incident from Love Is Blind: a female contestant claims she was essentially imprisoned and paired with a homeless drug addict by the show—sparking conversations on the risks of reality dating shows, "attention whores," legal ramifications, and the absurdity of trusting reality TV producers. The hosts dissect the insanity of these formats, poke fun at the contestants, and veer into tangents about modern dating, body image, and the anatomy-on-display nature of newer reality programming.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "Love Is Blind" Disaster ([01:07]–[15:41])

• Show Format and Recruitment:
  • Contestants aren't always volunteers—producers recruit people via Instagram, appealing to their thirst for attention.
  • The show’s process is revealed to include heavy vetting and even taking contestants’ IDs, phones, and passports, essentially locking them in a hotel and controlling their movement.
  • Quote: “Do any of you people do any actual work?...The lady from Love Is Blind is now saying she lived a nightmare on the show… despite all the interviews and vetting… The dude she got teamed up with was a methamphetamine addict.”
    — John Holmberg ([01:07])
• Contestant's Ordeal:
  • The woman claims the man she was paired with was jobless, homeless, violent, and addicted to amphetamines and alcohol.
  • She was forced to spend time alone with him, felt abused, and broke up with him after filming.
  • She then spoke out, violating her NDA, and now faces a $5 million lawsuit from producers for breaking her silence before the show aired.
  • Quote: “Now the show’s like, well, you signed an NDA…$5 million penalty, she's probably gonna get ruined, which is great. She highly recommends no one does this again.”
    — John Holmberg ([04:25])
• Risk of Reality TV:
  • Hosts mock the idea that good outcomes are expected from being locked in a room with a randomly assigned stranger.
  • They satirize the premise by suggesting even normal couples would go insane if similarly confined.
  • Quote: “Imagine if you got a hotel room with a Matt Lauer lock on the outside of the door, and they’re like, here’s your roommate, and it’s Brady.”
    — John Holmberg ([05:48])
  • Quote: “Trap yourself in a hotel room with [someone you love] for three days… You’re coming out of there with papers.”
    — John Holmberg ([06:40])

2. Reality TV, Casting, and Social Media Ego ([12:00]–[15:41])

• Contestant Motivations:
  • Discussion on how Instagram fame-seekers are easily lured by producers, searching for more followers and money.
  • Jokes abound about the “big reveal” being a letdown both physically and emotionally.
  • Quote: “It just feeds their ego going, oh my god, Instagram, they found me...But I’ve never heard of her.”
    — John Holmberg ([12:18])
• Physical Judgments:
  • The hosts roast both the contestant (Renee Poche) and her methhead match, poking fun at their looks and Instagram personas.
  • Quote: “She looks like Rachel Dratch from Saturday Night Live with a good filter. That’s a meth head.”
    — John Holmberg ([13:31])
  • Quote: “Even the meth didn’t make her hot.”
    — John Holmberg ([14:16])
• Love Isn’t Blind (According to the Hosts):
  • Consensus that love, especially in these scenarios, is far from blind—and that everyone is chasing something (followers, surgery money, ego).
  • Quote: “So what you guys are saying is love not blind at all. Very, very sighted.”
    — John Holmberg ([15:10])

3. Other Absurd Dating Shows: Naked Attraction, Body Image, and Modern Dating ([17:48]–[22:41])

• Naked Attraction Discussion:
  • Hosts pivot to dissect “Naked Attraction,” a dating show where contestants choose partners based solely on seeing their nude bodies (excluding faces at first).
  • Hilarity ensues as they describe scenes of exposed genitals and the “canyon arrow” reference.
  • Quote: “At the end…the gay guy…had a huge hog…That. It was a beast of an uncut...the little guy was like, fine by me. Tear me up with that thing.”
    — John Holmberg ([19:08])
  • Quote: “If you got to see their genitals first?...I don’t think I’d have ever been on a date in my life.”
    — John Holmberg ([21:09])
• Body Image and Anatomy Jokes:
  • Comparisons of penis size, confidence, and awkwardness in dating.
  • Quote: “My nuts were inside me, and I could feel them. My nuts were screaming, help. We’re not supposed to be here.”
    — John Holmberg on an accidental injury ([09:41])
• Cosmetic Surgery and Confidence:
  • Labiaplasty and scrotoplasty get comedic attention as the hosts riff on reasons people get work “down there.”
  • Quote: “Scrotoplasty is a thing because your balls hang in the water...There’s an actual functional reason.”
    — John Holmberg ([25:12])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|----------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:07 | John Holmberg | “The lady from Love Is Blind is now saying she lived a nightmare on the show… the dude she got teamed up with was a methamphetamine addict.” | | 04:25 | John Holmberg | “Now the show’s like, well, you signed an NDA…$5 million penalty, she's probably gonna get ruined, which is great.” | | 06:40 | John Holmberg | “Trap yourself in a hotel room with them [someone you love] for three days… You’re coming out of there with papers.” | | 12:18 | John Holmberg | “It just feeds their ego going, oh my god, Instagram, they found me...But I’ve never heard of her.” | | 13:31 | John Holmberg | “She looks like Rachel Dratch from Saturday Night Live with a good filter. That’s a meth head.” | | 14:16 | John Holmberg | “Even the meth didn’t make her hot.” | | 15:10 | John Holmberg | “So what you guys are saying is love not blind at all. Very, very sighted.” | | 19:08 | John Holmberg | “That. It was a beast of an uncut...the little guy was like, fine by me. Tear me up with that thing.” | | 21:09 | John Holmberg | “If you got to see their genitals first?...I don’t think I’d have ever been on a date in my life.” | | 25:12 | John Holmberg | “Scrotoplasty is a thing because your balls hang in the water...There’s an actual functional reason.” |

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Segment Timestamps

• [01:07] – Discussion kicks off: Love Is Blind ordeal & “showmance” with homeless meth addict
• [03:39] – How did the vetting process fail? Producers and addict manipulation
• [06:40] – Host debates: Would ANYONE survive three days locked with spouse or stranger?
• [12:00] – Social media fame, NDAs, and motivations for going on TV shows
• [13:31] – Hosts roast contestant and “meth head” for their looks, Instagram presence
• [17:48] – Pivot to “Naked Attraction” and the spectacle of body-based dating shows
• [19:08] – Memorable “hog” and “canyon arrow” jokes; the anatomy Olympics
• [21:09] – Would anyone date you after seeing you naked first? (Men's insecurity)
• [25:12] – Comedy riff: scrotoplasty and body jokes

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Tone and Style

The tone is irreverent, sarcastic, and unfiltered—hallmarks of the Morning Sickness crew. They blend legitimate social commentary on the madness of reality TV with crude, self-deprecating humor (especially around body image and dating), keeping everything quick-witted but never too serious.

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Who Should Listen/Read

Anyone interested in the behind-the-scenes chaos of reality TV, especially dating shows, or fans of sharp, off-the-cuff banter about pop culture and modern romance. This summary provides all the context and major laughs—ideal for those who missed the episode or want a rundown before diving in.

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Transcript

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[John Holmberg]

The best of the Morning sickness is on the air. Do any of you people do any actual work? The rest of homework's morning sickness. And then another one that was going on yesterday was the the lady from Love is Blind is now saying she lived a nightmare on the show because I didn't know this. Love is Blind wasn't a signup. They went again through Instagram pages, the producers of the show, and found these desperate for attention people and said and messaged them and said, would you be interested in being on TV on this show? We've got an idea. Oh, sure. And so it was Love is Blind, which is the one where you're basically locked in a room with someone you've never met before and you're supposed to be. It's called a showmance. And they're like, this is the one we chose for you. Well, evidently there was a heavy interview process beforehand. They take your id, your passport, your credit cards, and they lock in a hotel room and then they assign you another guy. Then you're supposed to hit it off and stuff. Well, this girl's like, oh, it's terrible. Despite all the interviews and vetting and Everything else. The dude she got teamed up with was a methamphetamine addict. But isn't that also the risk you take with Love is Blind?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Like when it's all based on the idea of like a stranger who you have no idea anything about is gonna get stuffed in a room with you for a few and you're supposed to either work it out or not. And you run the risk that this dude's nuts.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they look at the Bachelor and stuff like that and they're expecting Jason Momoa to be like, you know, as soon as they turn the lights on, it's him.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. And that's what they're hoping for. And that. And the whole reason the show's a thing is because when the lights come on and they actually do reveal what the other person looks like, the reaction shot is what the show's about. Yeah, like, I think he's great and I just really. And then the thing comes on.

[Byron from MMP Guns]

It's like.

[John Holmberg]

It said. The first night of production, the staff seized the woman's phone, passport, driver's license. She claimed in legal filings they kept her locked in a hotel room in. Unable to leave without a wrangler from the show accompanying her. She wound up in a so called showmance with a guy named Carter Wall, who got a spot in the series the same way. He was an Instagram guy. He's pretty decent looking. He has allegedly had no job, had no money, was homeless, a little bit violent, and completely addicted to amphetamines and alcohol. And they said, delirium tv. The show's producers were like, man, we do a thorough. Well, that's what drug addicts do. They lie and they manipulate and they're crafty. And he was getting a free room and time on TV and food. And he's homeless and broke.

[Brett Vesely]

This was.

[John Holmberg]

He's gonna say anything you wanted to hear.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait, how the hell is he homeless and broke, but he has for Instagram?

[John Holmberg]

I haven't figured that out. Okay, there's a bunch of that going on. There was a guy on to what degree? Right.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

The guy could have been, you know, his family could be loaded and he's been cut off.

[John Holmberg]

Who knows? It doesn't really matter because you're right if you're homeless and you've got an Instagram.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

But he knew how to play the game, obviously.

[John Holmberg]

This one says the vetting process by the show is very high, so they don't know how he got through. He lied. And then she said she was forced to spend long stretches of time alone with this guy who was abusive on and off camera. Once the filming wrapped, she ended her relationship with wall. She broke up with the guy because she had to, and then was, like, made some remarks about love is blind. Well, love is blind. The show hadn't aired yet, so they're suing her for $5 million because she had a. An NDA saying, you're not gonna talk about the show until it airs. She made 8,000 bucks for the show. I love when attention whores get exactly what they deserve. And now the show's like, well, you signed an NDA? Well, I didn't know you were gonna put me in a room with that. All right, you're right. We didn't know that either. But that was kind of a risk you took, and you agreed not to talk. 5 million dollar penalty, so she's probably gonna get ruined, which is great. She highly recommends no one does this again. I highly recommend you don't let, like, Brady come to your house and go, I want to lock you in a room with a guy you've never met before and see if it works. If you say yes to that, well, sorry, lady, Anything can happen after that, especially if Brett does it. There's a guy I need you to sit with for a couple of days. Give me your passport, your ID and your telephone.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

What's the worst that can happen? Something called delirium. TV supposedly vetted the guy, so it can't be bad. It's. Of course it's bad. Being locked in a room with anybody's bad. I wouldn't even share a hotel with Brady because of the snoring and farting, and I know him. Imagine if you got. Imagine if you got a hotel room with a Matt Lauer lock on the outside of the door, and they're like, here's your roommate, and it's Brady.

[Dick Toledo]

How you doing?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no. I'm never gonna sleep a wink. This dude's gonna snore me right out.

[Dick Toledo]

Of the window as he's unpacking that big cpap.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, dude, I forgot my cpap. So, gonna be long nights for you.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

We're taking your passport, your cpap.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You're not allowed any electronics. Nothing. Cause you could manipulate your CPAP into a communications device. You're struggling to sleep. I'm gonna kill you in your sleep. If you don't choke on your tongue first, I'm gonna strangle you. Yeah, you don't get locked in a room with a stranger and expect good things to happen. But these lunatics Actually thought love would blossom from that. No.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

I don't know how much time they log on that Big brother trapped in that room.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you're trapped in a house. You can at least be alone for a little.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Into another room.

[John Holmberg]

Here's a quick way to end your relationship with someone you love. Trap yourself in a hotel room with them with no communications and TV for three days. Take. Take your wife in a room for three days and you can't leave. You're coming out of there with papers.

[Dick Toledo]

3 days minimum.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine? No. Nobody's ever been trapped with someone they love for longer than 72 hours and no outside access to anything. And been deeper in love later.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, Covid. Was as close as we came.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Thank God for smartphones during that. Exactly. And total wine because I was between my phone and the booze. Take away.

[John Holmberg]

Take away phone and the booze. Yep. And we could still leave. Yeah. Now imagine technically, like I bet you the Chinese divorce rate was through the moon. Because they were locked in their houses. Because they get the doors welded closed. They'd get shot if they left.

[Dick Toledo]

Those drones, remember? Drones would put a red dot on them.

[John Holmberg]

Get back on your house now. Right now. Get back in house. Jesus. She's in there. Drone. I don't care how much your head. Wife. Get back in house. You call it Covid.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

I had six weeks solo. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You were alone.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Because you just didn't know then that, you know runs its course. I kept testing positive. So Ronnie and Kirby were in that apartment.

[Brett Vesely]

They were gone.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

They were gone for six weeks.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, they were gone. Imagine if you were all locked in that room together for six weeks.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

You'd have killed each other. There's no way you come out of that. Loving each other more. No way. Human beings aren't built that way. Trapped together for days. Yuck. That's a whole TV show. You're supposed to find love. How did you meet? Oh, we were trapped in a room with no communications or anything for days on end. And you came out of that liking each other? Yep. Never been told. That story's never been told. We have to take little breaks.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

There's some. I mean, there are definitely some people that experience that for sure. But I mean, we were. Well, not without schools.

[John Holmberg]

Weren't meeting.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

You basically are all three, you know, at one time or another. We were all three at home for a while.

[John Holmberg]

But not trapped in a room.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Right. That's what I'm saying. If I said, here's a hotel room. You're not coming out of here. Give me your phone. You think you're coming out of there more in love than ever?

[Dick Toledo]

2,500 square foot is a lot different than a hundred square foot.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's coming out of there with two black eyes. Kirby's got blood on her knuckles from hitting daddy all the time.

[Byron from MMP Guns]

All right?

[John Holmberg]

She still loves me. And Ronnie's just hanging from a. There's no way.

[Dick Toledo]

And she's taller than you now. She'd be beating down on you.

[John Holmberg]

She'd be hunching down. Nope. There'd be a bloodbath. And you and Lisa. Bloodbath you. And you're still in the honeymoon phase. Bloodbath. Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

Lisa and I talked about it during COVID We got to get out. I got to do something.

[John Holmberg]

Mine would be a pretty decent fight. Only ones coming out. Three days in one room. No.

[Dick Toledo]

Didn't you say you surprised her? One time she.

[John Holmberg]

She put my nuts in my stomach. Accidental. I threw up immediately. I've never felt that before. I was fine. I felt really good. Snuck up behind her, tried to pull her towel off while her hair dryer was on. And two fingers pushed both of my balls into a cavern inside my stomach that I didn't know existed until that moment. And I threw up immediately. It was like a button of puke. Puke flew out of my. And I fell on the floor. And my nuts were inside me, and I could feel them. My nuts were screaming, help. We're not supposed to be here. They were. And I didn't know how to reach in there and get them out. They weren't in that weird thing just waiting for. You know how sometimes they pop up?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Sometimes they go. They go rogue.

[John Holmberg]

And you can push them down. Yeah. They weren't there. No, they were up that high. But they were somewhere else in the socket. What socket are you talking about? Nobody. Whatever it is.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

It's at least what scummy Dick Douglas described it as when he got there.

[John Holmberg]

It is in there. It was in there. And I started getting real hot. Like, I went from feeling 100% healthy to feeling like I had just taken, like, the biggest dose of chemotherapy of all time. My body, 104 degrees, throwing up. I laid on the ground for. That was just in a hotel room goofing around. We were having fun then. That was 17 years ago. Like, hey, What happened? I don't know. It was horrible. And that was just being in a hotel. You don't like that. And you can't. You know, you're gonna take dumps, and everybody's Pooping in the bath. Ah, strangers. You and a stranger sharing bathrooms. That's why you always tell somebody, don't marry someone till you live with them. Oh, yes, and that's 100%. 110%. Do not marry someone until you live with them because you don't know their bathroom habits. First and foremost, you have to make arrangements around that. A lot of times one of the two of you is a hurricane in the bathroom and it's bad news. You just can't do it. But yeah, trapped in a room with one person for. Without any access to the outside world. And that's a TV show where they expected people to come out of that feeling good about each other.

[Brett Vesely]

She should have known better. I'm she.

[John Holmberg]

Of course.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Of course you don't go on TV and say love is blind.

[Brett Vesely]

Worked.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't work.

[Dick Toledo]

She didn't know better.

[John Holmberg]

She was looking for the 8k8,000 bucks and more attention for her Instagram. That's what she was thinking.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, well, she probably got it though.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

More than that.

[John Holmberg]

Huh?

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Is the winner. It doesn't matter. They all get the same.

[Brett Vesely]

Is there a winner or is it.

[Dick Toledo]

Just a reveal, not a tournament of champion?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's just a reveal then.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, yeah, just to review.

[John Holmberg]

I think everybody gets a certain amount. And then of course they. They feed the beast by saying they found them on Instagram saying, hey, you're pretty important. It just feeds their ego going, oh my God, Instagram, they found me. And imagine if I had another million followers. And she probably did, but I've never heard of her. And then she still didn't. She won't show her pictures, but she's got big time lawyers and stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

What's her name?

[John Holmberg]

Do we have it P O r C H E or not Porsche. It's P O C H E. P O C H E oche Renee. R E N E E poche. You said P O R. No P O C H E. Oh geez. It looks like it's Porsche without the R. And maybe she is hot. They put her in there with a meth head and said, you guys are in love for three days. And she's like, ah.

[Dick Toledo]

Shouldn't she be doing a little introspection on why she was matched with a meth head?

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's the thing. She's like, hey, how did he slip through the cracks? I'm like, because he's a drug addict. He's a drug addict. They lie to get things done. Oh, she's not Hot enough to be a.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that the dude?

[John Holmberg]

If that's the guy, she should do. So what? He's on meth. She'll never get a guy that good looking.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Should thank your lucky stars with that.

[John Holmberg]

She looks like Rachel Dratch from Saturday Night Live with a good filter. That's a meth head.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

The billboards lie. That dude's in incredible shape.

[Brett Vesely]

I was gonna say I'm gonna start doing meth. If that's what you get out of it. I mean.

[John Holmberg]

And there she is, of course. Like every girl who says, don't look at me, don't look at me with her ass out pointing it at the camera. Stop paying attention to me for sexual reasons. Here's my ass. Yeah, it's okay. It's nothing special.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a beer goggle maybe.

[John Holmberg]

What would the meth. What did the meth head say? Athea? I didn't like her. She looks a little bit like she might have pro Jerry.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, methy's probably like, she wasn't hot.

[Dick Toledo]

Man, that filter some work.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, even the meth didn't make her hot.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

How about that guy? You find out he wasn't even a meth head? Yeah, he was labeled that.

[John Holmberg]

He pretended to be a meth head to get away from her. She's trying on wedding dresses. Well, that's how it ends, is that you get married, like blind.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

If you go on that show, you take that risk.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That the guy isn't for you and it's completely haywire. In fact, I think that's a pretty good show. One of the people you're. One of the people you're about to get matched up with is a homeless drug addict. It's kind of Joe Millionaire.

[Dick Toledo]

Absolutely. The producers look for that.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they look for a good story. She loves being in a bikini. And evidently she needed that eight grand to put in new cans because. Yeah, she wants a good story.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Trip to, I bet.

[Brett Vesely]

Needs a nose job too. Jesus. Should have gave her 16. Get the nose fixed.

[John Holmberg]

So what you guys are saying is love not blind at all. Very, very sighted.

[Brett Vesely]

Obviously the meth couldn't even work to get past that thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You didn't have meth goggles.

[Dick Toledo]

Notice her pictures are all from far away.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I don't know what's going on. She's okay. She's not that great. Little judgy, if you ask me. She should have given that guy a chance. He looks great.

[Brett Vesely]

How many followers?

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

She's down 5 million.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, she's got 41, 000 she's not.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Released from the show.

[John Holmberg]

Brady's right now. She's down $5 million.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

But now look, but look.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean she, she owns it. It's. It's her leading thing that she was on season five of Love Is Blonde.

[John Holmberg]

She still puts it on her page.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Right here.

[John Holmberg]

And she allows them. Man, merry effing holidays from the Big Red RA.

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

You could probably promote that, even though it's not out.

[John Holmberg]

If I was suing KUPD for, you know, ruining my life, the last thing I'd do is go, and I was on KUPD for a long time. Yeah, great. No, that's out.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

You just haven't gotten to it. Got around. Busy.

[John Holmberg]

Cancel my butthole pictures on Instagram until the lawsuit straightened out. But she's not doing that either. I know I'm in this awful lawsuit about how poorly I was treated, but here's a shot of my butthole on the beach.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Great promotion for the show right now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Well, I don't even know if it's new or old or whatever. I'm still not watching that. That's just sick. People being.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

When you first started talking about it, I thought it was that other one that. Where they're completely naked.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the naked ones.

[Brett Vesely]

Was that naked and afraid or something?

[John Holmberg]

No, no. This one is a dating show where they just kind of. They show everything but your head.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

You get four different. You get four women or four men and you rate them.

[John Holmberg]

You go, it's the dating game with no clothes.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Check out the legs.

[John Holmberg]

Midsection is full and you never see their face. And you ask them a few questions and then. And they show most of their body.

[Dick Toledo]

They do like, what, a six inch?

[John Holmberg]

No, you don't. No, no.

[Dick Toledo]

There's nothing like, especially the ones that are bisexual. So they get a little bit of everything.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Oh, the gay guys. Yeah. The best one was the gay guys because the one dude had a hog the size of my.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Torso.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

One guy had the elephant and it was the trunk. Was that his tattoo?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Was the elephant ears?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. The best part was there was two. Two at the end and the gay guy and one of them had a huge hog. And then the guy that chose him had sort of like, what? Mine is just like, off the rack and they're standing next to each other. Well, that's what I thought. But evidently the guy with the hog has seen so much blood and pain from what he's done that he won't put himself through it. So he chose a much smaller unit and he's like, this'll do. Like, he's driving a compact and this other dude's got a canyon arrow. That. It was a beast of a uncut. Just. I think it had like jewelry hanging off of it. And the little guy was like, fine by me. Tear me up with that thing. I'm like, I know who. I know who's wearing the pants in that family. And it isn't old six incher over here. Doctor 12 is going in.

[Brett Vesely]

So they just put them up in a lineup like this?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

That's it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[John Holmberg]

They're in cages like dolls, and their dorks are out. And then. But that's at the end. Normally you don't see their faces. Basic base it off of their bodies. And there's dad bodies.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. And there's a couple that don't get chosen.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Like, you get eliminated just off the.

[John Holmberg]

One or two reviews.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Like legs and midsection.

[John Holmberg]

Yep. And they show the good ones, but there's not a lot of good ones. What's that show called?

[Brett Vesely]

Naked Attraction.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. Naked. And then the. I remember that, too. When they revealed the one dude had a prosthetic leg. It's weird. I watched an episode too. I'm like this. And the worst part is that nobody was.

[Dick Toledo]

That host lady's a little weird, too.

[John Holmberg]

The whole thing was weird.

[Dick Toledo]

She gets a little too into the contestants. What do you think of his willy?

[John Holmberg]

Right. Well, I mean, you know, it's actually a really good question. What are you thinking about the dick? Now that you've seen it.

[Dick Toledo]

Do you.

[John Holmberg]

Think you would still be. How many dates would you have gone on still had the reveal happened? Like, if you got to see their genitals first? I don't think I'd have ever been on a date in my life if a woman got to see my dick first.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

She got to see my dick first. Be like, next. I'd have been Captain Swipe Left if you had to reveal your penis first. No, I wouldn't be. On a single day. There wouldn't have been one.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Guys, is there a heater in this?

[John Holmberg]

Can we do something about?

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Warm it up a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Can you imagine before the reveal, like, how you'd have been pulling on it? I'd have had a cinder block tied to it.

[Brett Vesely]

Like shrinkage.

[John Holmberg]

Come on show. Do a little showing. Why is the guy half hard? Oh, he's been tugging on it trying to. It's bad. Next. I wouldn't. I don't think one person would have ever still gone out with me had I shown them that first. Which is why I'm always baffled at hearing the stories about dudes who just whip out. Right. They lead with it. Like, how in the world. Like, that would Be that.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a lot of that still.

[John Holmberg]

That is a. I guarantee you that's a deal breaker the second someone lays eyes on mine. I've never gotten the oh, wow reaction. Mine is usually a shoulder shrug. We're like, well, we're this far. Might as well finish that thing off. Like, once it's out, it's like it'll do nothing. I. I drive a Honda Accord. That's what this thing is. A to B, good mileage.

[Brett Vesely]

Reliable.

[John Holmberg]

Reliable. It wakes up when it needs to. Very rarely.

[Dick Toledo]

Not in the shop very often.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it's a good, comfortable. You're not getting any bells and whistles with it. It's got a horn. It's got a nice AM fm, maybe a cassette deck. We're not rolling, you know, Bluetooth, Old reliable. It's a good one. Not the six, either. It's the very reliable, you know, four.

[Dick Toledo]

This guy wants to see Bulbul on Naked Attraction.

[John Holmberg]

Just be all legs. Like, what is going on?

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

When does he end the NBA version?

[John Holmberg]

NBA. Well, they don't have to, but I mean, that's the thing. It's like if we did Naked attraction in this room, I don't even know what. I can't imagine anybody still talking to me if they saw my penis.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Do you like smart cars?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Because I like little things. You like little, strange, bubbly things? Do you like those? Cause I have one of those.

[Dick Toledo]

We always wonder how quickly things take a political turn.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks a lot, Obama.

[Dick Toledo]

John, Meth addicts always have an Obama phone brought and paid for by everyone. You know that, right?

[John Holmberg]

Hey, it was an Obama thing, America. Way to go, Obama. Way to ruin that stupid love is blind show.

[Dick Toledo]

John, isn't what you're talking about simply being horny?

[John Holmberg]

The beer goggles thing? Yeah, it is.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It just makes you hornier and make it attraction. I'm trying to think. I would love someday to have the confidence to go. It just doesn't even. It registers in my mind as imagine standing on Venus to think that my brain would ever say, she doesn't like you now, but wait till she sees your dick. It just. My brain just doesn't function. It's just not a thing. It's like it doesn't exist. It is, John. Imagine a million dollars in pennies is easier for me than thinking she doesn't. She doesn't really care for me right now, but wait till I whip this thing out. It'll change everything.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Does it work the other way? Like, oh, I wait till he sees the Big Montana.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. In the flip side, like a woman who's carrying.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Worried about that. Maybe that's why they're so concerned.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. She's carrying the. The joke cigar.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Turn the lights out.

[John Holmberg]

And she's beautiful. But then she pulls that. That Oscar fish is hanging off the edge of her middle. Yeah, the barbecue. That would wreck everything. Yep. Oh, it looks like somebody dropped a bunch of Mongolian barbecue on that lady's lap.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Excuse me.

[John Holmberg]

YC and are there women out there that go, oh, this is going really good. Wait, at least sees my big Montana like today.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

I hope you like cheesesteaks.

[John Holmberg]

I don't even know if women are. Have a lack of confidence about their. They have.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

There's godly.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Like the ones who've recognized.

[Dick Toledo]

Brady always talks about the labiaplasty.

[John Holmberg]

Well, it is a thing because. So they recognize that. And mom, I guess that's true. You just don't. We just don't put that pressure on them, you know?

[Dick Toledo]

And then you. I mean, not that you wanted it, but years ago you brought up the scrotoplasty.

[John Holmberg]

Scrotoplasty is a thing because your balls hang in the water. There's an actual functional reason to get that taken care of.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. That's not cosmetic.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Because you're. I have it. But at a certain age, for whatever reason, your balls start huck. Finning around on the turf. Like touching one. Like if you don't. If you forget to hook them and you drop a log down there, all of a sudden he's going down the Mrs. Dip with two friends. It's like, what is going on?

[Dick Toledo]

Well, it's happened in this room. The one time I didn't want to laugh, but you came in and sat down.

[John Holmberg]

I've sat on my ball several times.

[Brett Vesely]

I've done that too. Lasted for getting in the car.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, horrible. There's no worse feeling in the world than being in your late 30s and sitting on a toilet and going, I'm wet. What happened? And then I've got to hook them to keep him out of the drink. And God forbid you're doing the sale. It's a pinky hook. I gotta move. Just lift it up a little. It just now just gets it up there a little bit.

[Brett Vesely]

Kind of.

[John Holmberg]

It's right before the. Right before the tea goes in the water.

[Dick Toledo]

It's a hammock or something.

[John Holmberg]

And it isn't attractive. It's not something I'm bragging about. Trust me. It isn't. Because my balls are so big. It isn't. There's nothing about. It's just a ton of extra skin down there. I don't understand where it came from.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Thanks, Alvar.

[John Holmberg]

It's Alvar. It's my grandpa. I guarantee you that dude was swimming in his own. There's nothing worse.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Well, he probably had an outhouse.

[John Holmberg]

I don't. They had one bathroom. Everybody shared it. It was awful. Huge house. Like one bathroom. Anyway, sorry. Yeah. If your balls are in the water, scrotoplasty makes sense. If you're labia in the water, move on.

[Ronnie or Kirby (guest or co-host)]

Lip dip.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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