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John Holmberg
Or when full alertness is needed. The best of Holmberg's morning sickness. This is the big red radio and I. And then I saw a story last night. A lady's pretty. She's a pretty woman. This is a. She's not young. She's not old. She's a pretty lady, right? I'm showing boys a picture. She decided to set up cameras in her house and just walk around naked when she's home. She's naked. She makes $20,000 a month. Why? Look, I'm a man. No one's ever gonna pay for that. You wanna see us naked? You just have to ask. Women. You've won this battle in such a great way that you know for the longest time. A nip slip would be a photograph somebody could sell for a million bucks. If the right person's nipple popped out. It was a million dollar. There was a website for a long time. Upskirt cams. We try so hard to see you naked. And you've done such an amazing job of keeping it under wraps for the longest time now. No man in this room. In fact, they'd pay you to put clothes on each of us. Each of us wander around naked getting laughed at hysterically walking around our houses trying to make money. Women. Why in the world. This reminds me of backing. No woman of mine's gonna work. That's the skewer that you're doing the dumbest thing in the world. Fighting this OnlyFans movement. 20 grand a month to just wander around your house naked. If you look okay in this day and age and you got some cameras and you want to pay for, pay for your house and get it out of the way, why are you sitting back and fighting this moral dilemma? You're naked. Few people chime in. Nobody's touching. Nobod cares.
Co-host or Guest
I wonder if it's like Mrs. Rogers neighborhood.
John Holmberg
She comes in, it starts dropping clothes. Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see that. She's opened up her decision to embark on an only fans career. Revealing how much she's earned while explaining the decision has done wonders for her ability to parent her son. She's from Australia. She moved to LA and she followed up on her new career path as an adult content creator. She's 49. She made the move to California with her teenage son and has gone viral for revealing why she walks around the house naked that they share but she doesn't really do it around the boy. She explained she made the move years after struggling with her finances, saying, you know what? I had to stop caring what other people thought, take care of myself. Speaking about her experience in the adult industry, which they're calling this what it really is, she said, I have total financial freedom now as a result of making the leap into this industry. I'm making $20,000 every month. It's an annual income around half a million dollars, which is just me being at home. I don't even try. Speaking about what held her back to getting in there. She said insecurity was the main reason and what other women were doing made her hesitate to make the choice and says why wouldn't other people do this? It's not that you can't, it's just your confidence. Or do you fear judgment or do you feel like nobody would want to see it? She explained that she now is able to set her schedule around her son and her priorities due to being a self employed, financially free woman. Remember Jenny Cam in the late 90s? That girl up in Sacramento that was just not even attractive but just set up cameras around her house and every 15 minutes it would refresh to a new picture of whatever she was doing. Sometimes she was naked, sometimes she was just sitting there watching tv. We all checked in. Jenny Cam was huge for a while. I don't understand. For 20 grand a month, anonymous strangers get to watch us going to work. She's just hanging around the house while you're at school. Eight hours she puts out. She gets to monitor what goes. Yeah, it's not like it's live and if it is even more brilliant. But she gets to look and go, that looked pretty good. Or, that was me doing this. And. Okay, and then you play. You put in your videos of yourself. You just, you know, you edit later. Brilliant. She said, I'm very comfortable now with my sexuality. The kind of person who doesn't have a problem occasionally walking around naked. So I do it. My son has a conversation with me. Sometimes I have my bra on, I'm getting dressed, or sometimes I'm naked and he'll talk to me. That doesn't mean it's sexual. That's what you're thinking. It is. I'm liberal in regards to nudity. And there's nothing sexual about me being naked in my own home. It's not automatically a sexual thing just because I'm not wearing clothes. That's up to you to decide. It's very true. She's making a lot of sense. And for 20 grand a month, pretty awesome. Telling you, man, college is for ugly people. And the world belongs to the onlyfans girl with little confidence you can. Like yesterday, the lady who did the escort service paid for her house and her car. Now she's a dentist. Brilliant. Too many people hung up on nonsense to come down to that. Because if you've got it, why not flaunt it while you've got it? I think it's beautiful. It's quite beautiful. Now, if she's whoring around taking Ds all day long and the boy is 17 and stuff, that changes some things. Sure, nobody else is even involved. But if Ronnie could pull down 20 grand a month and all she had to do was walk around naked in the house for a couple hours, well, no one's home. Are you against that? No, not really. Yeah, see, There you go. You'd like to see her naked. You could finally do it. You can go online, see your wife naked.
Co-host or Guest
Finally.
John Holmberg
Mathia.
Brett Vesely
Oh, kidding me. Yeah. Hell yeah, do it.
John Holmberg
Ditto. In fact, I'll stay away from the house longer so you can have more hours naked and I don't end up sullying up the video. You don't need to see me. In fact, we'll take all the pictures of me down because that'll just wreck people's vibes. Nobody needs to see me on camera. Yuck. If you can pull that kind of cake in, make life easier, then do it. And I'll get emails from. But with that, it's just an immoral like. Okay, then you don't do it. I'm not talking to you, you're probably ugly anyway. That's why you're mad about doing. Most people that say they wouldn't do it are ugly or they're so hot they're gonna get a rich guy to give them everything.
Brett Vesely
Yeah, no worries.
John Holmberg
Yeah. She's 49, she's got a teenage STD. It's tough for her to get out there and find a guy that wants to hang out with her all the time. She's like, you know what? I'm doing the best I can, but I was making $3,000 a month. Now I'm making 20 and I don't leave the house. This is better. So save your emails about how morally it's bad and this, that, and the other. We lost that battle a long time ago, and it's really not that bad. They said that about Playboy. The world's coming to an end. Naked ladies and just people have access to these magazines with nudity in them. Ah, what's gonna happen to the nothing porn? Vhs, beta. Oh, the porn. You'll have access to it in your home. It's disgusting. Ah, it's the whole world. It's gotta. By. By 1990, it'll all be, nothing happened. You can get porn on the computer. Oh, geez. Well, our kids will never. Nothing happens. In fact, teenage pregnancy rates are lower. It's porn. You're welcome.
Brett Vesely
God bless porn.
John Holmberg
You have 4K television. It's porn. You're welcome. You have speedy Internet. It's porn. You're welcome. So everything you do, the fact that you're about to email me Ugly lady and fire off an email, and it's gonna show up in seconds. You can thank porn. It has advanced all technology faster than anything else. Our appetite for porn has made all the technology move so much faster. And that goes all the way back to drawings, the printing press, the first thing they printed. First picture. Naked lady porn. I got a real appetite for.
Co-host or Guest
That was a mistake.
John Holmberg
We can start knocking hundreds of these out instead of just drawing them. First video, some lady takes her top off. Very first thing ever shot. Just take your shirt. There you go. I'm sure. The very first time. The dude who had one of those giant Bass Pro Shops tents with a box in the curtain. And then the fireball. She's upside down. There's a lady. Yeah, she's a upside down. And it's like, all right, perfect. Your cans look amazing. They don't move or I'll kill you because you got no rights. The explosion happened. He took a picture of a naked lady. I'M positive that was the first photo. Merry effing holidays from the big red radio.
Brett Vesely
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Co-host or Guest
Look at those elbows.
John Holmberg
And nothing changes. It's just our appetite for porn has been from the beginning.
Co-host or Guest
Get it?
John Holmberg
And it has made society so much worse. No, it has.
Brett Vesely
Would that have been the official first call?
John Holmberg
Hey, Watson, look at those cans. Yeah, if it was video phone. Watson, come here. I've got a cans. On a screen, I could see Mrs. Jefferson's boobies. No. Way to go, Alex. This is going to change the world. Yeah, Nothing super, in fact, and I say this all the time with all those people, you know, clutching their pearls, that the world's going to come to an end. Because all this immorality, it is the best time to be human on the planet. Ever. There has never been a better time to be alive. And guess what? Tomorrow is going to be better than today. Because our stuff gets a little bit better then too. But everybody gets their rings, their pearls in their hands. Oh, what will happen to them? You realize it's the same argument that's been going on since the beginning of time. The Bible has a thing in it. When they all realize that nothing happens when they're dirty. It's all lies. Hey, we're not. Aren't we supposed to be smoted or smitten or whatever? Pillars of salt, right? I just boned this lady's butt. Am I supposed. I thought I was gonna get punished like. Nope, there is no punishment. We're having a party. And they did. They went nuts. Then they wrote a fake story about how they all got punished because they didn't. Because if they would have and that was real, that would have stopped. But it didn't. If it was legitimate that the whole thing went down where it's like he got tired of us behaving that way. By the way, how bad again I remind you, how bad did Sodom and Gomorrah get for the deity to come back and say I gotta destroy this. They're out of control. It had to be worse than it is now because he's not doing it now. Whatever they were up to back in the day. Pre porn 80 bar the door. So if you've got it, make some, make some money.
Co-host or Guest
There's occasional mosaics of it.
John Holmberg
Oh, it's been non stop. You said you go to Pompeii. Those people were carving out marble dicks. They couldn't get enough.
Co-host or Guest
Speak the language, just point to the picture. What would you like?
John Holmberg
Yeah, back in ads and bcs and all that. You go back to their art and all they did was draw each other naked. They just. The appetite has been there from jump. This guy says hey John, you should do only knows. Imagine you stay out of the house because when someone gets a finger in the photo that ruins it. You would be the one that I'm trying to beat off to somebody's boobs. And your nose is in the corner of the screen. That's true. My nose would sneak into the. You know from. From when I'm at work until about 2 in the afternoon when I'm home. Go crazy. Not gonna do that. What if my parents see? Then they're perverts looking for porn. What do you. If you're. I've never understood that argument either. My parents might see it. Well then your parents are on the Internet searching random acts of porn. They're not even going to porn stores. They're going to amateur stuff. Your parents are creepier than you are for doing it. It's one of the worst arguments I've ever heard. I won't do porn if my parents see it. Like your parents surf the Internet all day long for amateur porn in the Phoenix area?
Co-host or Guest
No, but their friends will tell them.
John Holmberg
Yeah, their friends are doing Joe from works on. I think I saw your son Ban and his wife on the Internet. What? Yeah. You really raised a loser. We were beaten off to my son on your amateur porn search. Nobody. I've. How many porns have you watched in your life? I came up can't count that high. I thought of this the other day, even with my head start. Have I watched more people having sex than I've had myself? Yes, I think that's true. Now. That is me saying that's a good little thermometer. Have I watched more people doing it? On choices I've made. So it's like a rule. Like, I had to actually stay on the video for 25 seconds or longer. Otherwise I'm just searching. So it doesn't really. I'm not really watching. Have I watched more than I've done now? I had a head start on all that that I had seen up to about 2012. So for my active years. And there were some droughts, we say from 1989 to today. Have I done it more than I've watched people do it? How does that count immediately? You immediately say absolutely. A block?
Brett Vesely
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, but does that count, like movies of the 80s too? Like fast Times, original, On high?
John Holmberg
Nope.
Brett Vesely
Like, where? It's not really. You don't see anything?
John Holmberg
No, that's not. That's not actual.
Brett Vesely
Okay.
John Holmberg
I'm talking about hard, like porn. Okay. You still say, I think so. I won't. We've both been married two times. Yeah. Had our fun. Have we? In fact, I would have to say I have probably. Brady, I know you haven't because you don't watch it, but it's still probably close.
Co-host or Guest
Six times total.
John Holmberg
It's still probably close, yeah. Six times you've done it total. Probably watched two porns. That's pretty good.
Co-host or Guest
Yeah.
John Holmberg
Pretty good. Good percentage. Yeah. So, yeah. I don't understand the whole. And when ladies come out and she's getting barraged on the comments. Walking around your house naked, taking money from strangers. 20k a month.
Brett Vesely
Damn right.
John Holmberg
Sounds great to me. You're an immoral bastard. You're the reason a fabric of society's falling apart. Like, it's not, though. We're doing great. We're doing phenomenal. It feels like it's off, but it's not. We're good. It's just moving fast so people feel older, faster. Everything's been just fine. Good Lord. Reefer Madness. That's a movie you need to go back and watch and realize the paranoia of how the world's going to be so horrible if this. If this stuff becomes mainstream. Oh, my God. God. What'll go on? Nothing. Everything's fine. We've got a massive fentanyl problem. Yep, we do. And that's probably something we should think about. Most of us are okay. Most of us are okay. In fact, 95% of society is not doing any fentanyl. It's not all fine. So get naked ladies if you've got it. If you're ugly, go to college. I'm doing my. Keep your clothes on. Yeah, keep your clothes on. Get to college.
Byron from MMP Guns
We need.
John Holmberg
The world needs, you know, some of them worker bees, too. Or do both. No harm in walking around your house naked, pulling down a couple hundred grand and having a job. One of those jobs is nothing. And yes, if you think people might want to see you, they will. It. There's an entire only fan section dedicated to people squishing stuff with their feet. There's people pulling tons of cash and doing that. Not for me, but there's people out there who like that I can pick up this year.
Co-host or Guest
Didn't one of the female comedians that came in this year was making some side money on foot?
Brett Vesely
Yeah, I can't remember who it was.
John Holmberg
Really.
Co-host or Guest
Yeah.
John Holmberg
All right. It wasn't Katherine Blandford, was it?
Co-host or Guest
It might have been.
John Holmberg
She's coming Friday. She's part of our show on Friday night. We'll ever do it barefoot, for crying out loud. And you'll pay extra. God damn it.
Brett Vesely
For the second show or the first show.
John Holmberg
There is no second.
Brett Vesely
Well, I just.
John Holmberg
That's what I heard. The second show is if you can get her to do it at home for you. Yeah, it's amazing. The reason Blu Ray took over for high def. Look it up. Porn industry decided they were going Blu Ray, so high def lost. It was the. Which one will porn choose? That's the one that's gonna take Beta.
Brett Vesely
Vhs.
John Holmberg
That's exactly what happened. Beta is a better product. It was easier to make VHS tapes. They were cheaper. VHS took over. Beta is a much better system. Much better. Like, it was cleaner. The videos were more sturdy. VHS was the cheap stuff. And what did we learn that from? Boogie Nights? A movie about porn. It's a good thing if we just embrace it. It's out of control now. Hey, everybody, it's John Holberg here from the morning sickness and you hear me all the time talking about my friends at Lost our home Pet rescue. We do the pick of the litter and it's brought to you by our friends@turfmonstersaz.com Every week I head over to Lost our Home Pet rescue and I meet a brand new beautiful animal that needs a home. The work they do at Lost Our home is un. Unbelievable. Not just your average pet shelter, that is for sure. They help people in a lot of situations. Look them up online. Lost our home.org and check out everything we do at 98kupd.com in the pick of the litter section. It's John Holmer here from the morning sickness and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of My Home Group and Doug hopkins.com have you ever thought to yourself, I'm going to sell my house? Of course you have. And one reason or another, you just didn't do it. Probably because it's a hassle when you try to make a real estate deal. What if I could say you can sell that house the day after you say the words, I want to sell my house. Doug's been at this for over 25, five years and that's why he's still on top of the hill. TV's Doug Hopkins can handle everything. Won't move the price or you get $5,000. What do you do? Start the process right now@doug hopkins.com or grab the phone and sing Hopkins 1-800-Sale Now.
Date: December 24, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
On this episode, the crew dives into an online story about a 49-year-old California mom who earns $20,000 a month on OnlyFans simply by live-streaming herself nude in her own home. With their trademark irreverence, the hosts reflect on what the story says about modern culture, the evolution of sex work, personal morals, and—of course—the pervasive influence of porn on society and technology.
[01:10] John Holmberg describes the story:
[03:03] Holmberg reads quotes and summarizes her choices:
[03:50] Nostalgia for “Jenny Cam” from the 1990s (a woman who posted candid photos for years):
Holmberg’s Main Argument:
[05:50] The group jokes about their wives or themselves trying to monetize their own nudity; Holmberg is pragmatic:
Group Concludes:
[08:40] The hosts riff on how the adult industry drives technology:
[09:18] A tongue-in-cheek history of the first printed images and video:
[12:00+] Holmberg addresses “pearl clutchers”:
[13:24] On ancient civilizations and human nature:
[17:45+] Discussion of foot fetishes and other niche OnlyFans accounts:
Personal Anecdotes:
“Women, you've won this battle in such a great way... For 20 grand a month, anonymous strangers get to watch us going to work. She's just hanging around the house while you're at school. Eight hours she puts out.”
— John Holmberg ([03:55])
"If you can pull that kind of cake in, make life easier, then do it... If Ronnie could pull down 20 grand a month and all she had to do was walk around naked in the house for a couple hours, well, no one's home. Are you against that? No, not really."
— John Holmberg ([06:51])
"God bless porn."
— Brett Vesely ([08:39])
“You have 4K television. It's porn. You're welcome. You have speedy internet. It's porn. You're welcome... Our appetite for porn has made all technology move so much faster.”
— John Holmberg ([08:40])
“It is the best time to be human on the planet. Ever... Everybody gets their rings, their pearls in their hands. 'Oh, what will happen to them?' You realize it's the same argument that's been going on since the beginning of time.”
— John Holmberg ([12:20])
“If you're ugly, go to college. I'm doing my… keep your clothes on. Get to college.”
— John Holmberg ([17:45])
The episode uses humor and candor to examine how attitudes around sex work have evolved—and what hasn’t changed—in society’s long-standing fascination with nudity and sexuality. The hosts are unapologetically frank, veering between mock outrage, self-deprecating jokes, and cultural analysis. The consensus: If you’ve got it, monetize it—whether that's feet, nudity, or something else. And if you’re on the more “average” end of the spectrum, well… Holmberg suggests you “keep your clothes on and get to college.”
For listeners, the episode is quintessential HMS: irreverent, topical, a little raunchy, but always insightful about the world we live in.