12-29-25 - Entertainment Drill - MIX - Who Put Dick In My Milk - John's Mom's Kookiness - Brady's Gay Hells Kitchen Idea - BJ Thomas Has Cancer - 2021- BO

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - 12-29-25 Episode Summary

Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of “Holmberg’s Morning Sickness” features the usual crew—John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo, and friends—riffing on the absurdities of digital subscription services, sharing stories about quirky moms, and lampooning reality TV (especially the concept of “Gay Bachelor” and “Gay Hell’s Kitchen”). The discussion touches on pop culture nostalgia, generational quirks, and the passing of singer B.J. Thomas, all in the trademark irreverent and playful tone HMS is known for.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The “Dick in My Milk” Gag & HMS In-Jokes

[02:04–02:54]

• The crew riff on a phrase from a listener, “Are you trying to put your dick in my milk?”—a now recurring absurdist inside joke.
• Brady eggs on Brett to deliver the line in an Italian accent, leading to:

  Brett Vesely: “Oh, this effing guy putting his dick in my milk.” [02:28]

• The group jokes about incorporating the phrase into daily life and how inside jokes like this catch on among listeners.

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2. Subscription Service Struggles & Generational Divide

[02:54–05:51]

• The team discusses the hassles of free trials (specifically with “Gangs of London” on AMC+ and Amazon Prime).
• Brady is hesitant, worried about forgetting to cancel and being charged after the free trial. The crew give him a hard time about his “old man” struggles with modern tech.

  John Holmberg: “He doesn’t know how to cancel a subscription! Set a reminder in your goddamn iPhone.” [03:05, 03:08]

• Jokes about “my jitterbug” (referring to outdated tech) and being “locked into a lifetime of AMC+.”
• Brady’s tendency to binge-watch (like “Hillbilly Hand Fishing” for 13 hours) becomes comic fodder.

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3. Parental Kookiness: John’s Mom & Tech Fails

[04:44–06:48]

• John shares a story about his mom misusing a digital photo frame—putting a real picture into the frame slot and failing to use it as intended. It turns into a classic, affectionate roast of parent-child tech mishaps:

  John Holmberg: “My mom’s digital frame is still in the box. At least that—that wouldn’t be... my mom took it out only because I opened it for her. ...Next time I’m there, there’s one bent picture just shoved in the thing.” [05:03–05:29]

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4. COVID-19 Logic, ‘Lamb Oil,’ and Parental Health Debates

[05:51–07:02]

• John recounts his mom’s convoluted claim to being immune to COVID, linking it to secondhand exposure and homeopathic remedies from Sprouts:

  John Holmberg: “My mom’s immune to COVID. 71, breast cancer survivor. ...This oil I use makes you immune to COVID. ...Well then fly to Sweden and get your Nobel Prize. You cured it with this potion.” [05:51–06:40]

• Classic sarcasm and exasperation over “big medicine” conspiracy beliefs.

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5. “Gay Bachelor,” “Gay Hell’s Kitchen,” and TV Trends

[07:55–14:26]

• Discussion turns to the “Bachelor” franchise, particularly its first openly gay Bachelor, and whether mainstream America relates.

  John Holmberg: “We’re never gonna see a straight, white male bachelor again. Those days are over. Now it’s gonna be Gay Bachelor.” [08:39]

• The crew debate whether a “Gay Bachelor” or “Gay Hell’s Kitchen” would be successful or relatable, with skeptical (and frequently politically incorrect) banter:

  Brady: “I will watch Gay Bachelor because I’m curious what the ratings will be like. ...I think America soundly rejects Gay Bachelor because no one can relate to it, but nobody’s going to say it out loud.” [08:53]

• Brady pitches “Gay Hell’s Kitchen”—same show, but all gay contestants. The team tease him about the lack of actual difference, spinning off into a mock brainstorming session:

  Tone: “You are flaming the grill isn’t—what’s wrong with this, you donkey. Ooh.” [13:01] John Holmberg: “Yours is just gay guys cooking, which is called Porkopolis.” [13:32] Dick Toledo: “If the prize at the end of your show was the gay chef, then we’d have something.” [13:45]

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6. Workplace Inclusion, Coming Out Stories, and Respect

[14:26–15:45]

• John reflects on making jokes before knowing a coworker was gay, ensuring that intent wasn’t misunderstood:

  John Holmberg: “If I ever said anything that made you feel really weird... we joke about everything. But if it was offensive... He’s like, ‘No, I’m totally fine with it. ...I was in on the jokes.’” [15:02]

• Used as a segue to further joke about “Gay’s Hell’s Kitchen” being similar to “Gay Bachelor.”

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7. “Gay-ifying” Other Classic Shows (Mockery Continues)

[15:45–16:25]

• More lampooning of the trend: “Gay Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”, “Gay Survivor”, and “Gay Guys Answer Questions”:

  Homework: “Should we have that opportunity for other guys to just get all horned up, start banging each other in the kitchen?” [15:58]

• The segment riffs on how adding “gay” to a show format doesn’t fundamentally change it.

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8. B.J. Thomas Health Update & Pop Music Nostalgia

[16:34–18:44]

• Brief, respectful pivot to somber news: B.J. Thomas (“Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head”) has stage four lung cancer.

  Brady: “Stage four. There ain’t a stage five.” [16:53]

• Panel debates whether Thomas sang the “Growing Pains” theme; turns out he did for season 1.

  Brett Vesely: “Yeah, that was in season one. ...All the other seasons, they changed it.” [18:12]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Brett Vesely (Italian accent): “Oh, this effing guy putting his dick in my milk.” [02:28]
• John Holmberg (exasperated): “He doesn’t know how to cancel a subscription! Set a reminder in your goddamn iPhone.” [03:05, 03:08]
• John Holmberg: “Well then fly to Sweden and get your Nobel Prize. You cured it with this potion.” [06:32]
• Brady: “I will watch Gay Bachelor because I’m curious what the ratings will be like. ...I think America soundly rejects Gay Bachelor because no one can relate to it, but nobody’s going to say it out loud.” [08:53]
• John Holmberg: “Yours is just gay guys cooking, which is called Porkopolis.” [13:32]
• Dick Toledo: “If the prize at the end of your show was the gay chef, then we’d have something.” [13:45]
• John Holmberg: “Stage four. There ain’t a stage five.” [16:53]
• On tolerance: “If I ever said anything that made you feel really weird... we joke about everything. But if it was offensive... He’s like, ‘No, I’m totally fine with it. ...I was in on the jokes.’” [15:02]

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Important Timestamps

• [02:04] “Dick in my milk” in-joke begins.
• [03:05–03:08] Subscription struggles and reminders.
• [04:44–06:48] Tech-challenged parents and COVID “cures.”
• [07:55–14:26] “Gay Bachelor”/“Gay Hell’s Kitchen”/TV lampooning.
• [14:26–15:45] Inclusion, coming out, workplace anecdotes.
• [16:34–18:44] B.J. Thomas news and theme song trivia.

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Tone & Style

The episode is off-the-cuff, brash, and cheerfully mocking, with the team riffing on each other’s quirks and poking fun at pop culture, societal trends, and generational foibles. The hosts maintain a strong banter, don’t shy from political incorrectness, but loop back to camaraderie and self-deprecation.

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This summary captures the episode’s wild energy, the arc of its conversations, and key soundbites—making it accessible and enjoyable even to new listeners.

Transcript

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[Marcus]

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[Dick Toledo]

Go quote Unquote. Are you trying to put your dick in my milk? Unquote. Another amazing phrase from HMS that's right. I'm gonna try to work that into conversation today, John. I'll let you know how it goes.

[Brady]

Let's make it an old time.

[Tone]

Saying, this guy, you know, I've had.

[Brady]

Trouble with him for years. He's always trying to put his dick in my milk. Wait, wait, no, I want to hear it with the Italian. Brett.

[Tone]

Brett.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, this effing guy putting his dick in my milk.

[Brady]

There we go. Forget about it. Really well delivered. Dude, your pause was perfect.

[Marcus]

I think he's done it before.

[Brady]

I think he's actually said that.

[Tone]

Oh, Tone.

[Brady]

We got some guy trying to put his dicking on, though. That's good stuff. I like that. We've all slipped and fell in the kitchen. Brady. It happened. Yeah, it's good stuff. Well, there you go.

[Tone]

Yeah.

[Brady]

You watch Gangs of London. You especially would like. All you guys would like it. Brady, not so much.

[Dick Toledo]

It costs.

[Brady]

I'll just talk to the people.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought it was a free trial.

[Brady]

It is a free trial on Bogan junior.

[Brett Vesely]

What's the problem?

[Dick Toledo]

What's the problem?

[Brady]

The problem is he doesn't. He doesn't know how to cancel a subscription. It took seven days.

[Brett Vesely]

Set a reminder in your goddamn iPhone.

[Brady]

After seven days, they lock you down for a lifetime of AMC Plus. And then your TV just goes every time you turn it on.

[Marcus]

My jitterbug doesn't have that.

[Brady]

5.99Amonth is just unreasonable. You're fine. Just put your seven day trial on and then have Kirby cancel it.

[Tone]

Hey, old pirate. Looks like we're getting charged, baby.

[Marcus]

Mine was. I could either buy it for 23.99.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Marcus]

Or do the fee. Free trial. Seven days. Much better. But the. It wasn't five. It was 14.99.

[Brady]

Brady, a free trial doesn't cost money.

[Marcus]

Yeah, I know, but I'm like, can I get it all in in seven days? I think I can.

[Brady]

I know you can. You watch Hillbilly hand fishing for like 13 hours once. You know all the bar rescue done with it today. You are a binger. You like that stuff. This guy got his dick in my milk over here and all I'm trying to do is help him get a free show. Anyway, Marcus, I'll talk to you. You seem reasonable. All right. Oh, it's so good.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm on Amazon prime right now.

[Brady]

There it is. Look, there's a big banner. Watch. I almost clicked it. Why didn't you. We're struggling. 99.

[Dick Toledo]

A month after your seven day free trial.

[Brady]

After your trial, Brady, you're worried about.

[Brett Vesely]

We didn't know.

[Marcus]

I just didn't.

[John Holberg]

So let me ask you this.

[Brady]

It's 10 episodes. The gangs of London, right?

[Marcus]

Yeah.

[Brady]

10 episodes. Even if you screw up. 90 cents and go. Yeah, and go.

[Tone]

8Th day and go.

[Marcus]

Ah.

[Brady]

90 cents an episode for a great show, and then you cancel that month. You spent less than you used to at blockbuster in the 90s.

[Marcus]

That's a little steep. 90 cents.

[Brady]

Well, then you shouldn't have a TV. Good Lord, man. What's happened to you? He only does it for friendship. You know, I have this problem with my mom now, remember? You know that day you cross the line where you realize, my mom. How am I still alive if this is the same woman that raised me? What's going on? My mom's wacky. My mom putting pictures in the electric frame, the. You know, the computerized digital frame. I'm like, what are you doing? Well, it's just a frame. It's broken. I'm like, no, it's not. You didn't do the thing. Well, I don't need. I just like looking at one. Anyway, my mom's digital frame is still in the box. Yeah, at least that. That wouldn't be. My mom took it out. Only because I opened it for her. What is it? I'm like, it's a. It's a digital. Look what it does. And I put the thing in it. Pictures. I loaded pictures, scrolled them. Next time I'm there, there's one bent picture just shoved in the thing. And I'm like, what's this? I just like that picture. Well, you can put it in there. It'll show. Yeah, but I only like to look at one. Where's the card that was in it? Well, I tried to fix. Fix what? What was broken about it? Well, I tried to get it out, and then it's gone. I think you lost it, Brady. That's your present. And now that's you.

[Dick Toledo]

Also, I'm immune to Covid.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, my mom's immune to Covid. 71, breast cancer survivor. I don't need that shot. I had it last February. Oh, this was her logic. And I'm not kidding. This is the exact. A woman at my work had it last February. And then I was around her the whole time, and I didn't even catch it. And then later, it turned out she had the flu and. And I didn't catch that. I'm like. So she Never had Covid. Well, no, but we. We were around it. You're around her flu. Yeah, but it was in the time of COVID so that makes sense. I have the antibodies, and then her and my sister are sucking down that lamb oil or whatever it is. They've cured Covid. They just. And again, that logic. You've got me off on a thing now, Mom. What do you. Well, this oil I use makes you immune to Covid. I'm like, well, then fly to Sweden and get your Nobel Prize. You cured it with this potion. Yeah, but they don't want you to know about that.

[Marcus]

Who?

[Brady]

You know, they. Big medicine. I'm like, big medicine doesn't want you to know about this. No. And where did you get yours? Sprouts.

[Brett Vesely]

So Sprouts is the cure all.

[Brady]

Sprouts has the cure all that no one wants you to know about, but it's there. So now I'm talking to Brady, and I'm like, wait a second. What are we struggling with this trial for?

[Marcus]

You can get the oil for seven days for free.

[Brady]

Still too much back in the day when tigers used to put their dicks in milk. The old Korean parable. Anyway, Eddie, sorry I went off on that, but I'm struggling with you and your free trial nonsense. Stop it. Just go watch the show, and if it costs you nine bucks, I'll reimburse you the first month. It's free no matter what. How about that? In fact, Brady, here's $9 now for when you do mess this up.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes, that's at least 37 days.

[Marcus]

Right.

[Brady]

How do you have singles? These are my singles. Here's a. There's a lot of zeros after your singles. I don't have any singles. That would be embarrassing.

[Marcus]

Go halves these four months.

[Brady]

No, no, no. Settle down about breaking it down there. You got a free five dollars and a free trial. This is. This is five bucks in your pocket.

[Marcus]

Thanks, man.

[Brady]

Now quit complaining about getting locked into subscriptions. You'll see him at the vending machine in two minutes. Yeah, I heard.

[Homework]

Homework said that chicken salad's pretty good.

[Brady]

Anyway, now watch it. Starting today, you especially are gonna love it. Marcus will like it second, then Brett. I don't know if Toledo will follow. Somebody says you've worked with Toledo how long and you're just now finding this out? I wonder. That would be a revelation. It's like that Colton Underwood from the Bachelor. I know nobody's paying attention to the Bachelor, but he was a gay bachelor. Yeah, like he was a contestant. Well, he was a contestant. And then he was the Bachelor and now he's super gay and everybody's all, oh, and that's what.

[Marcus]

That's how much that show messed him up.

[Brady]

Wow, Brady, that's telling. Bigoted, but telling.

[Homework]

Turn him into one of them twinks.

[Marcus]

Look what happened.

[Homework]

One of God's failures, You know, guys.

[Marcus]

On a Twinkie box.

[Brady]

Yeah, no, he's. But we're never gonna see a straight, white male bachelor again. Those days are over. Now it's gonna be Gay Bachelor. I will watch Gay Bachelor because I'm curious what the ratings will be like. I think America soundly rejects Gay Bachelor because no one can relate to it, but nobody's gonna say it out loud. Yeah, the ratings will resort and I. And I don't think anybody's gonna do it because it's. You just can't relate to it. Like, the majority of people are still heterosexual. So I think people who can relate to a watch. But it's really.

[Marcus]

Bravo.

[Brady]

It's narrow casting. Exactly.

[Brett Vesely]

Good point.

[Brady]

Exactly. Right? It's just narrow casting your audience down to like, all right, there might already.

[Marcus]

Be a pilot out there. It's been being shot.

[Brady]

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[Brady]

Because if you don't like gay Bachelor, it won't be because the the show's bad. It's because you're a bigot. So that's so no one will say, I'm just not watching it. It's because you're gay. Like, that's. It's because now it's a social movement rather than just, ah, I don't like the Bachelor. There's been years I'm like, I don't like the Bachelorette, so it's not interest. This last one, I didn't like the Bachelor. I thought that racist girl they ended up picking and then dumping at the end was adorable. But in the end of the day.

[Marcus]

Show would be gays Hell Kitchen. Hell's gonna Kitchen.

[Brady]

You know that kind of Gay's Hell Kitchen.

[Marcus]

Yeah.

[Brady]

How does that work? Go on pitch. Pitch it. Catch me.

[Marcus]

This show, it's just all gays working in the kitchen. And Gordon Ramsay, he's just going to town, you know.

[Brady]

How'S it different? What's different? Just the gay.

[Marcus]

Yeah. The fights that would happen, they already culinary perfection.

[Brady]

Add the interest of the gay part to me.

[Marcus]

Sell me the gay challenges.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a mock show.

[Brady]

It's a mock show. The teams that get together, they're gay. So it's the exact same show, only everybody on it is an abhorrent homosexual.

[Marcus]

Yes.

[Brady]

So you want it to be twink nightmares or what? I mean, hilarious.

[Homework]

Should just do Hell's Kitchen, cuz that's where they're all going to be.

[Brady]

That is the worst pitch I've ever heard for a show in my life. And I'd still buy it. Great stuff.

[Homework]

Gay Hell's Kitchen. Just get them used to it.

[Brady]

I don't think gay people are going to hell because they don't believe in hell.

[Marcus]

Male and female team Brady wants to.

[Brady]

Put them in the red team, blue team. We get it. We understand how Hell's Kitchen works. Adding nothing other than just gay Hell's Kitchen.

[Tone]

We're trying now new approach to Hell's Kitchen. Gay Hell's Kitchen.

[Brady]

Nothing changes.

[Tone]

Everyone's gay.

[Brady]

Why?

[Marcus]

Great.

[Brady]

Don't know.

[Tone]

Brady's idea. Terrible idea.

[Brady]

Get in there, homos.

[Marcus]

Cook.

[Tone]

You are flaming the grill isn't. What's wrong with this, you donkey. Ooh.

[Brady]

Ass. You know what I meant, you twink. Yeah, I don't understand your ideology about it.

[Marcus]

And what's the difference between the Gay Bachelor then?

[Brady]

What's the difference between Gay Bachelor? It's a love. It's a show about competing to find love cooking. And, well, you are just in love with food. More you consider the Hell's Kitchen to be more like the Bachelor running a tight restaurant.

[Homework]

You gotta fall in love with that plate of food.

[Brady]

The difference between gay Bachelor is it's a bachelor trying to find the love of his life by boning 30 other guys. Yours is just gay guys cooking, which is called porkopolis.

[Dick Toledo]

If the prize at the end of your show was the gay chef, then we'd have something.

[Brady]

There you go. Thank you, Richard. Right.

[Dick Toledo]

Because you can have all of your same stuff.

[Marcus]

But there's gotta be a winner gets a restaurant. It's the same season.

[Brady]

You're just adding gay to it.

[Tone]

It's dumb.

[Brady]

But I wouldn't be surprised if it's a show soon because we add gay to it and people. But I don't think Gay Bachelor works. I don't think people will. I just don't think it's relatable to most folks.

[Brett Vesely]

It could be on Bravo, though.

[Marcus]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Brady]

Well, it's because it's narrow cast. So Bravo can afford to have an audience of 800,000 people. That's a success for them. Network TV. The Bachelor can't pull back 6 million people and say, oh, we'll go for a million.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know. What's Fallon pulling these days?

[Brady]

Fallon's dying, so. Yeah, you're right.

[Marcus]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Brady. Your gay cooking show is called Brady and Guy Fieri Cook. This guy says, I had a transvestine in the mix at our work and we didn't know about it. We used to joke about stuff in front of him all the time. That's what I. That's what ran through my head when it became official yesterday. It's like, how many times did I make terrible. Because I know we have a guy here who's gay now who I didn't know was gay. We none of us knew for a long, long time. Or maybe I still don't know. No, no. Oh, yeah. That's yeah. Yeah. And. And, you know, I. I know we made What? Yeah, we made all. So, yeah, you're just now finding out Brady's. Brady's gay kitchen. But I sit and I actually, I told him, like, hey, if I ever said anything that made you feel really weird, like we were making really. We joke about everything. But I didn't if it was offensive. And he's like, no, I'm totally fine with it. I was in on the jokes. I was doing them. He said, I just. I hadn't come to grips with it. I'm like, okay. I'm just making sure that you're like, you don't hold anything against me. And never, ever hold anything against me again. Unless you mean it. Gay bachelor and gay's Hell's Kitchen is the same, Brady. One guy moaning 30 dudes to try to find a mate. How's that different than Ian's Friday nights? That's a good point.

[Homework]

They should also do gay who wants to be a millionaire? Or just gay guys answer questions.

[Marcus]

Gay survivor.

[Brady]

Nothing's different.

[Homework]

Should we have that opportunity for other guys to just get all horned up, start banging each other in the kitchen?

[Brady]

That opportunity exists now.

[Marcus]

Your challenge.

[Tone]

Your challenge is to try to keep your dick out of that guy. We're cooking. This isn't the Bachelor.

[Marcus]

Can you wrap your mouth around it?

[Tone]

Why are your hot dogs so huge? People can't eat these.

[Brady]

I thought this was what people wanted.

[Tone]

Ridiculous.

[Brady]

Anyway, Brady, you're an interesting man. Thanks for being on the show, pitching ideas. Pitching's a terrible idea. Don't know how it applies at all.

[Marcus]

More celebrity sad news. BJ Thomas, singer, Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head.

[Brady]

Fiend of Growing Pains.

[Marcus]

He's got stage four lung cancer. Wow.

[Brady]

Sounds so concerned.

[Marcus]

Wow. Tough one. It's a tough one to get through.

[Brady]

Sure is. Stage four. There ain't a stage five. Brady.

[Marcus]

Yeah. I had no idea Raindrops spent four weeks at number one on the Hot 100 1970. It was written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David for the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid that will always.

[Brady]

Remind me of Monty Python. Leave that whisper Bacharach, and have David. It's a terrible old sketch of now all I can think about those show me that smile. He and Jennifer Warren. I think same. The growing themes. That's not even on there.

[Tone]

That's his biggest hit.

[Brady]

Played every Tuesday on ABC for, like, eight years.

[Marcus]

Yeah, they don't. I don't know. Are you sure that's him?

[Brady]

I'm positive It's Him? Don't you question me. It's television. Television theme songs in the 80s. I know it.

[Marcus]

Another somebody wrong song.

[Tone]

Don't interrupt BJ minute on your crying.

[Brady]

We're nowhere near winnowing anybody.

[Tone]

The best is ready to begin.

[Marcus]

Oh, I know the song.

[Tone]

As long as we got each other.

[Marcus]

I don't know that much.

[Tone]

We got the world.

[Brady]

John Gordon's on it. Wait a minute.

[Marcus]

I don't think it is him.

[Brady]

Well, they replaced it. They did two.

[Brett Vesely]

They did.

[Brady]

They replaced it later. Yeah, but it was originally beach. See, he even knew that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that was in season one. Yeah.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

All the other seasons they changed it.

[Brady]

Yep. But he wrote it. But they changed. They changed. Well, maybe he didn't write it, but he was part of it initially.

[Brett Vesely]

Steve Dorf wrote it.

[Brady]

Did he? Stephen Dorf wrote that? I would have never making bank flounder. Yeah. So BJ was part of it for a little bit, but the song was. Yeah, forever his, if you ask me. Cuz the first season, it's much longer and then they cut to that R shine much faster in the second.

[Homework]

All the time you want it.

[Brady]

And he was also part of of Ally McBeal somehow when they did that baby dance all the time.

[Tone]

Good champions. BJ's got a problem.

[Brady]

Mike.

[Tone]

We gotta kick him off his shoe.

[Brady]

Dad love growing things. I had a thing for Tracy Gold. She knew how to party.

[Marcus]

She know how to eat.

[Brady]

You know what? She was a cheap date. That's all I know. She just had a water and some fun.

[Doug Hopkins]

It's out of control now.

[John Holberg]

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[Brady]

Gonna sell my house? Of course you have. And one reason or another, you just didn't do it.

[John Holberg]

Probably because it's a hassle when you try to make a real estate deal. What if I could say you can sell that house the day after you say the words I want to sell my house. Doug's been at this for over 25 years and that's why he's still on top of the Hill. TVs Doug Hopkins can handle everything. Won't move the price or you get $5,000.

[Brady]

What do you do?

[John Holberg]

Start the process right now@doug hopkins.com or.

[Homework]

Grab the phone and sing Hopkins 1-800-Sale Now.

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