12-29-25 - Seeing Peyronies Disease Ad On MNF - Brady's Buddy Has It - Nov 2024 - BO

Summary

Podcast Summary: Holmberg's Morning Sickness – "Seeing Peyronie's Disease Ad on MNF – Brady's Buddy Has It"

Date: December 29, 2025
Hosts: John Holmberg, Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo

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Episode Overview

This episode of Holmberg’s Morning Sickness dives into the awkward, comedic, and surprisingly frank topic of Peyronie's disease—a condition affecting penile curvature—after Holmberg spots an ad for it during Monday Night Football. The hosts explore what Peyronie’s is, share personal anecdotes, respond to listener messages, and riff on the sometimes farcical nature of male health discussions. Their trademark irreverence and candid banter make the subject both funny and informative.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Spotting the Peyronie’s Ad (01:13 – 02:10)

• Holmberg describes seeing a late-night MNF (Monday Night Football) commercial for Peyronie’s disease and how it piqued his curiosity due to its “prime” — and potentially embarrassing — placement for male viewers:

  "Peyronie's disease, evidently a big concern right before bedtime...good placement of their ad because on the east coast it was like 11:30.” (01:35, Holmberg)

• The group jokes about the ad’s website, bentcarrot.com, and wonders about the seriousness of a medical issue with such a quirky domain.

2. What is Peyronie’s Disease? (02:10 – 05:18)

• Ignorance and conjecture abound, with Holmberg and the guys wrestling with whether the disease is contagious or a congenital issue.

  "Do you catch it?...Is there a vaccine I can take for this?" (02:11, Holmberg)

• Holmberg recounts a painful, personal incident involving an “overzealous” partner and a self-diagnosed potential case of Peyronie’s:

  "I tried to pop it back in place. Your wiener doesn’t play that game." (02:44, Holmberg)

• The discussion humorously references the various shapes penises can take, especially those seen in adult films, likening abnormal bends to “Gonzo’s nose” or plumbing pipes gone wrong.

3. Googling for Answers & Medical Facts (05:29 – 08:51)

• The hosts attempt (and frequently fail) to use Google for clear answers, highlighting common male confusion and reluctance to seek help:

  “Can you catch Peyronie’s disease? Is it in the air? So is it Covid? Google, Brett, you’re better at this.” (05:40, Holmberg)

• Eventually they learn its exact origins are unknown; possible causes include scar tissue from “unrecognized injuries.”

  "So one day you just wake up, everything seems normal, and you look down and it’s going to the sun." (06:51, Holmberg)

• Pain, loss of length, lumps, "hourglass" shape, and erections with abnormal bends are common symptoms.

4. Listener Interactions and Personal Stories (07:10 – 10:02)

• Listeners email in; one, Oliver O’Neill, claims to have the rare downward curve:

  “I should consider porn. Congratulations, Oliver. That’s a very rare thing.” (07:10, Holmberg)

• The comedic tone continues as the group riffs on symptom lists, with Holmberg threatening melodramatically:

  “If I see [a loss of length], I’m just gonna hang myself. I can’t spare an inch.” (07:29, Holmberg)

• The hosts discuss how the branded "silly" website addresses a real (and not so funny) medical condition—a contrast to how women’s health issues are usually branded more clinically.

5. Male Reluctance & Generational Differences (12:09 – 13:03)

• Conversation turns toward male reluctance to talk health and sex with their fathers, versus how women generationally educate each other about intimate health issues:

  "My dad never sat me down and said, here's how it works, boy...You're on your own journey with this thing." (12:55, Holmberg)

6. Brady’s Buddy with Peyronie’s: Diagnosis & 'Cures' (13:30 – 14:53)

• Brady mentions a friend who claims to have had Peyronie’s, which “naturally healed”:

  “Just doesn’t feel it...According to him, I mean...” (14:07, Brady)

• Holmberg is skeptical, particularly about scar tissue “healing itself,” conveying typical male attitudes toward ‘toughing it out’:

  “Scar tissue doesn't naturally heal. It just stops hurting.” (14:00, Holmberg)

7. Treatment Options and Reluctance (16:11 – 17:13)

• The hosts discuss possible treatments, from injections to bizarre splints, but agree most men would rather live with discomfort or deformity than undergo invasive treatments:

  “If I have to put my wiener in something like a finger splint...I'm not going to the doctor.” (17:15, Holmberg)

• A listener claims he’s turned his Peyronie’s into a kind of sexual selling point:

  "I've been getting laid more because girls want to see and feel my crooked wiener...I get my injection." (19:17, Listener email, paraphrased by Holmberg)

8. The Reluctant Patient & Male Health Humor (18:10 – 20:49)

• Holmberg and the crew continue to make light of men's aversion to doctors, even in severe, embarrassing cases:

  "There’s a few things I’m just not going to the doctor for. If anything ever gets lodged in, I’m dying of that." (17:46, Holmberg)

• Hilarity ensues with hypothetical scenarios involving insane home remedies, and having to explain embarrassing objects found during autopsy.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On commercial targeting:
  “Peyronie's disease, evidently a big concern right before bedtime...good placement of their ad because on the east coast it was like 11:30.” (01:35, Holmberg)

• On ‘catching’ Peyronie’s:
  “Can you catch Peyronie’s disease? Is it in the air? So is it Covid?” (05:40, Holmberg)

• On self-treating injuries:
  “I tried to pop it back in place. Your wiener doesn’t play that game.” (02:44, Holmberg)

• On symptoms and male pride:
  “If I see [a loss of length], I'm just going to hang myself. I can't spare an inch.” (07:29, Holmberg)

• On branding and gender:
  "When a lady’s got the prolapsing vagina, you don't go to funnyhoneyhole.com...How come Peyronie's disease has a wacky name?" (09:14, Holmberg)

• On male health reticence:
  "My dad never sat me down and said, here's how it works, boy...You're on your own journey with this thing." (12:55, Holmberg)

• On medical reluctance:
  "Scar tissue doesn't naturally heal. It just stops hurting." (14:00, Holmberg)

• On ultimate embarrassment:
  "There's a few things I'm just not going to the doctor for. If anything ever gets lodged in, I'm dying of that." (17:46, Holmberg)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |-------------|-------------------------------------------------| | 01:13–02:10 | Peyronie’s ad during MNF – first reactions | | 02:10–05:18 | What is Peyronie’s? Personal and raunchy stories| | 05:29–08:51 | Google results, symptoms, disease confusion | | 12:09–13:03 | Generational divide: dads and sons on sex health| | 13:30–14:53 | Brady’s buddy with Peyronie’s ‘natural cure’ | | 16:11–17:13 | Treatments: pain, splints, and toleration | | 17:15–19:47 | Listener stories: making the best of the bend |

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Tone & Language

The episode is unfiltered, irreverent, and filled with bawdy humor. The hosts are unapologetically frank, turning a taboo subject into an entertaining—and unexpectedly educational—listen.

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Takeaways

• Peyronie’s disease becomes a springboard for insightful (and uproarious) conversation about male health, discomfort, and the awkwardness of intimacy and medicine.
• Despite the jokes, the crew highlights a real issue: Men are often too embarrassed or stubborn to seek help for personal medical problems.
• Branding of men’s vs. women’s intimate health is explored with sardonic wit.

Whether you want to laugh, learn, or just hear four Arizona radio pros riff on curved wieners and male psychology, this episode delivers.

Transcript

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[C]

The best of Homburg's Morning sickness. This is the Big Red radio. We were watching that thing down in the club level at the halftime of the Suns game. Watched overtime. It's pretty fun to watch. And then they win it all. And I happened to notice also that during that game now there was a commercial for Peyronie's disease and I didn't hear it, but I saw and it was, it ran twice. And like when I was down there right before the overtime started, Peyronie's disease, evidently a big concern right before bedtime. It was good placement of their ad because on the east coast it was like 11:30, 10:30, I guess with the time change, 10:30, 11:00 clock. When that, when that thing was running and it ran two times and I noticed because I couldn't hear it, it says on the bottom and a guy just emailed me about it and I was like, I'm on this already. Bentcarrot.com is the website you go to to check out your Peyronie's disease and then I didn't. I don't know about Peyronie's disease. Is it.

[B]

It's gotta be a major bend.

[C]

It's a big bend. But do you catch it? How is it a thing that happens to you?

[B]

Can you shape it?

[C]

Do you do it to yourself? Is it like a. Is it like a mold that you just keep it in that shape for a while? Do you? I've broken mine before. I had a. A young lady named Heidi back in the Tony Roma's days, get a little overzealous and try to bounce on something that wasn't going in there. And it. And it hit the corner. The corner side didn't go in the pocket. It was like a pool ball. It rattled and then it went out and it hit her leg and it made a noise and everything.

[A]

That hurts. Just that story.

[C]

It hurts. And I. I think she broke it. I'm not going to the doctor for that. And it turned to the right and then had this big, like, bubble on the side where the bend was. That was big bruise. It was purple. Oh, it was rough, Brad. And for three or four days I tried to bend, it bent like my foot. When my foot popped, I tried to pop it back in place. Your wiener doesn't play that game. And then it got soft and just turned kind of eggplant colored. It was dark, but it was purple dark. It was bad. And then it healed on its own. I didn't see a doctor for, but I thought maybe that's Peyronie's disease.

[B]

Sisabeo Clinic here sees more than 700 men a year for peyronies.

[C]

But it just happens to you. So you can wake up and go, great, I got Peyronie's. Or is it something that lives inside you like shingles and just shows up? Is there a vaccine I can take for this? Is it. Does it hurt? I'm starting to get worried about it because they're starting to show a lot more ads of people with sideways wieners and nobody seems too concerned. And I've got a lot of friends. None of us have. None of. You've never had it, right? No, no. And it's curable because bentcarrot.com doesn't sound too serious. Like, it's not like the medical profess still sort of making fun of your bent dick. But if I want to hear from somebody who's had it, what is it? And when do you go to the doctor for must hurt?

[B]

I think that's what happens. It starts to bend more than normal.

[C]

But it bends to the side. It makes a right. It's like a boomerang. It doesn't do the curve up. Or in certain cases, as we've all seen in porn, that weird curve down one. Yeah. Anybody here from one of those? You know, a curve down?

[A]

I don't.

[C]

Brady, you don't have a curve down?

[B]

No.

[C]

I don't know where those guys come from either. If I had one, I'd go into porn, because that's a unique penis. They're very strange. It looks like Gonzo's nose, not Luis Gonzalez.

[B]

But isn't it. Isn't there, like, a ligament that keeps it from doing that?

[C]

Curving. Curving down? Yeah. I don't know.

[B]

Not curving down, but just dropping down.

[C]

What are you talking about?

[B]

Erection goes. Yeah, upwards, but there's a leg. The one that you're talking about, just like a straight down.

[C]

No, no, no, no, Brady, you don't watch enough porn. It goes out and then the end of it. Like Gonzo's nose from the Muppets.

[B]

Oh, gosh.

[C]

Where. Where a normal man's wiener does this. Brady. Curves up. These. Do this. And it doesn't point down. It goes. Oh, it looks like it's on upside down. Am I right, Brett? Am I explaining this well? Like, pretty good. You're screwing on a P trap or a pipe and plumbing, and you don't have it all the way. And you got to get. You got to get it just right.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Sometimes you screw it on, and it's like, oh, it's tight, and it's. It's pointing the wrong way. That's what that one is. But I don't know. I don't know how you catch Peyronie's disease. I don't know what it is.

[B]

It's relatively common condition.

[C]

You're just learning it off the Internet now. You're.

[B]

Well, I know what it is, but, like, I just. Basically, simple question. Can. Can you catch Peyronie's disease?

[C]

Is it in the air? So is it Covid? What is it? Google, Brett, you're better at this. Google. How do I get Peyronie's disease?

[B]

That's all right.

[C]

Is that what you put in?

[B]

That's what I put in, but.

[C]

And you got no answers. You're better.

[B]

Well, the first one I went to.

[C]

No, I know. It's. You're not my research coordinator. You're not the guy I'm turning to. That dead stare into your phone screen is eventually going to turn into a recipe for macaroni reverse Severe symptoms. Well, we're still not giving me any answers.

[A]

How do you get.

[B]

Including penile curvature?

[C]

Yeah, I get that. I know that you're just saying words. Find me answers, man.

[B]

The Mayo Clinic has a team that will.

[C]

How do I catch.

[A]

Says the disease is. The exact cause is unknown.

[C]

It just happens. You just wake up with it. Well, this is horrifying. The cause of the disease is unknown, but when you have it, you know. Yeah. What are the symptoms outside of the curved wiener? Is pain one of them? Oh, I gotta live with this.

[B]

Yeah, that's what it says.

[C]

It does hurt. Wiener just curves. Stays hard all the time. And curved. Cause when it's soft, it's not curving. Oh, this is dreadful. So one day you just wake up, everything seems normal, and you look down and it's going to the sun.

[A]

There's two stages. Acute Peyronie's disease and chronic doctor Dre Peyronie's disease.

[C]

So you smoke it, you got the broke dick.

[A]

How common is it? It's estimated about 6 to 10% of people between the ages of 40 and 70. But it's less common at other ages.

[C]

Oliver O' Neill has emailed him and said, dude, I've got the curved down erection. I should consider porn. Congratulations, Oliver. That's a very rare thing. It's unique, and it's. You got a lot of splaining to do when the ladies are like, okay, yours is. It's like, no, it's not.

[A]

There's your symptoms.

[C]

So the symptoms are a loss of length in your penis.

[A]

Oh, no.

[C]

I wouldn't even notice that. If I see that, I'm just gonna hang myself. I can't. I can't spare an inch. It's like my height. If I get under six feet, if I drop under six inches, that's the end of it. Six is my limit for all of it. Lumps in your penis. Well, I'm gonna definitely notice painful erections. Downward, softer erections. Having difficulty having sex for you or your partner. And pain while having sex.

[B]

Oh, the penis might resemble an hourglass appearance.

[C]

Yeah, it starts bulbing up like a football that's been outside too long. It gets that bubble in the side because you left it and got wet.

[A]

Here's what it looks like.

[C]

Oh, geez. Photos. Yeah. I didn't know this. I always thought you got. I thought you were born with Peyronie's disease and it just happened every once in a while and you had to get treated. It's not, though. It just.

[A]

Scar forms in There it just shows up.

[C]

It's not due to trauma or anything. This is the curve.

[A]

Can be depending on where the scar tissue forms. If it's on the top, it curves up.

[B]

Apparently one in three can have calcium.

[C]

But what scar tissue don't you have to do something to have a scarce in it? Brady's always gonna take the side of God. It's cause you touch it too much. That's the problem.

[A]

That were true a million years ago, Brady.

[C]

Yeah, if that were true, my dick would be a balloon animal.

[B]

Yours would be.

[C]

It would be a crazy straw. Just be a twisty. It would be like marble. It would look like a water slide. In some cases calcium. And I could break sidewalk with it. Watch this. What is that? Oh, this thing is Brady's right is God punished me with the hardest dick ever?

[A]

In some cases, the scar develops on both the top and bottom penis, chef. This dents your penis and makes it shorter.

[C]

What is going on with it and why is it such a cute name to fix it? Ben carrot.com like when a lady's got the prolapsing vagina, you don't go to funnyhoneyhole.com. you know, we're not making fun of that. How come Peyronie's disease has a wacky?

[B]

Because Peyronie was probably some Greek guy with short Greek guy with a limp.

[C]

Well, nobody can. Nobody can. Lumpy little Greek. Yeah, but they can't spell Peyronie's disease. So in order to search it. Ben carrot.com Ladies, are you suffering from vaginal tears? Go to wacky labs.com you're not. They're not doing that for women.

[A]

It says these changes may happen as a result of small unrecognized injuries that occur.

[C]

I have plenty of those. And I've recognized you're on the.

[B]

You're on the fast track.

[C]

I'm getting it. I'm gonna get it. I probably have. Let me get a hard on real quick and just see Brady jump up and down for a second. I'm gonna watch those bounce. Merry effing holidays from the Big Red Radio.

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[B]

Definitely genetics. If someone in your family chance that you.

[C]

Oh, who's talking to their dad about that? Boy, I want to say, you know.

[A]

Remember the old commercials, mom?

[C]

No one remember those moms douched. Just go to fishbottom.com Hey, I went to Fish Bottom, mom and I. I'm like 8 out of the 10 things you need to douche. Those commercials were phenomenal. And the women, they talk to each other about that. Moms and daughters. That's a real thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, they. Yeah. Brady. I'm sure Kirby d' Herbs and Ronnie have had a sit down and talk about maintenance of the dudes. Don't talk about them. My dad never sat me down and said, here's how it works, boy. He never once. You'll figure it out. And I think it's because he figured it out. It's my job to figure it out. It's like kung fu. You're on your own journey with this thing. If it breaks to the side, don't talk to me about it. I don't want to know. Go to a doctor.

[A]

Clyde says you get Pearl's disease from banging too many fat chicks.

[C]

They're the doctor. Clyde over. Wait, what is the. What's the limit? Like, 8, 10? And then your dick quits, apparently. I don't blame it. He starts. He starts trying to run away. He's just facing the wrong direction. Don't put me in another one of those. It's the best of Homburg's morning sickness. Did anything else in the world happen yesterday?

[B]

Yeah. What? Yesterday. A buddy of mine, after our one topic of talking about Peyronie's disease and.

[C]

All that, he'd say he had it. Huh. Did he give you the breakdown?

[B]

How did they fix naturally healed?

[C]

Oh, that's what he says.

[B]

Well, no, I. You didn't ask to see it when we're reading about. Says sometimes it can do that because.

[C]

Dudes just won't go to the doctor for us. Like, it's fine. It doesn't hurt as much as you think.

[B]

I'm like, pill injections, right?

[C]

You know, it just naturally healed. Scar tissue doesn't naturally heal. It just stops hurting.

[B]

Well, according to him, I mean, I.

[C]

Just doesn't feel it.

[B]

It's like, it just.

[C]

And he was younger, I'd say, let me see it. And if it's still crooked, I'm like, nope, you're just tolerating Peyronie's.

[B]

It almost got to that.

[A]

Almost like, I would, too.

[C]

Yeah, I'd have to. You know what? I'll just do it. If we're talking about it. And. Yeah, I. Oh, he went to her.

[B]

He went to a doctor.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And the guy says, this can heal. If. If it doesn't in the next couple.

[C]

Of weeks or whatever, go to another doctor. I don't want to see your dick anymore.

[B]

Then we gotta break down. But he was like. It was calcified.

[C]

Yeah. I'm with Brett. I think it's. Yeah, I'll tolerate it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Unless it really hurts to, like, pee. I'm just doing this.

[A]

Calcified.

[C]

Yes. I'm just gonna do the.

[A]

I'll just take the gout medicine.

[C]

Pierre. Yeah. Where do you get these Dick. Cherry juice.

[A]

It worked for that, so I'm sure it'll shot.

[C]

Yeah. It's just too much uric acid, isn't it? That's the thing.

[A]

Yeah, something like that.

[C]

Yeah, that's probably it. I would do that, too. Suddenly I'd be on the phone with that witchcraft sister of mine. Go to sprouts, castor oil. Gets rid of scar tissue. Where is it? None of your business. Where? What? It's so good to talk again. Not on my end. I just need. Look, once you solve this, we're not talking again. I always knew you were a dick. Yeah. Crooked dick. That's interesting. He had the Peyronie's disease. Did he know how he got it?

[B]

Yeah. I'm like, was it aggressive sex or something?

[C]

Yeah, it was. Girl got a little out of hand, and then years later, just right.

[B]

He also mentioned the thing that you had. Had it popped out. Sometimes guys get. It popped out, like.

[C]

Yeah, that's what mine were. Yep. But mine popped back.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So it naturally, but didn't naturally. I pushed it back.

[B]

You had to take some plays off.

[C]

I took a couple of days off, and when the swelling went down, I kind of gave it a gah. And it didn't feel good, but it kind of worked its way back into a normal setting. And then I think it just kind of. But I didn't have Peyronie's disease. I just had a sprained wiener. It's just crooked. It. Hockey stick. Yeah.

[B]

I'm sorry. The middle of it went right on that commercial.

[C]

Heidi.

[B]

Is it talking about a pill to take for it.

[C]

You know?

[B]

Or is it just a Peroni's awareness? Like, go to Ben Carrot dot com.

[C]

Ben Carrot dot com gives you all the answers to be like, this is. You're broken because I don't know. I think you just pretty much walk away with it. Yeah. That's interesting. Was he any good at golf or did he have a slice?

[B]

Pretty good. Yeah.

[C]

See what I did there?

[B]

Yeah. He had a banana.

[C]

Goddamn thing always goes to the right. Talking about your golf ball.

[B]

A natural banana hook.

[C]

Yeah. Just there it always goes. I can't correct this. It's like. It's like baked in. I know why your Dowling Rod puts your ball over there every time. That's great. I didn't get any emails from anybody who said they had it. Not one person. But yet there's commercials saying, you got to be careful. This guy says, I know a guy who has it. And he gets shots in his wiener to break down the scar tissue, you. I'm not doing that.

[A]

Doing cherry juice.

[C]

Just gonna have a crooked dick. That hurts a little bit. I'm not doing that. This one says, I think they use those devices they put on your big toe for bunions to straighten her out. Like, oh, God. See if I have to put my wiener in something like a finger splint. Yeah, Aluminum. I'm not going to the doctor. I'm not going to the doctor around there. There's a few things I'm just not going to the doctor for. If anything ever gets lodged in, I'm dying of that. I'm not necessarily dying of that. It's almost like HIV kills you. Like, it's not the hiv. It's the disease you get because of having hiv. That's the same thing of me having a Kong ball up my ass. If it's gone, I'm like, oh, no. And then I'm just gonna hope that that just kind of. I live with that for a few years and when it starts to ache or whatever, then I just, you know, poison myself. I'm not getting a Kong ball removed.

[B]

Given it enough time. See if I can pass it.

[C]

I'm just gonna ignore it.

[B]

Can I work the cone ball out?

[C]

I'm gonna go with your route. I'm putting on some rose colored glasses and I'm ignoring what happened until it either goes away or I die from it and then let you guys have a field day with the autopsy results. Holy Christ. John died with a Kong ball in his butthole. Wasn't in his butt anymore. It was a mile up into his intestines. Told you I love you, you son of a bitch. But yeah, I'm dying from that.

[B]

Maybe a friend come over with one of those snake catchers or garbage collector things and go up there and see if you can get the Kong ball.

[C]

Nope. I would look. I'd be digging around in there a lot trying to get it myself. And probably like that book, the Old lady who Swallowed a Fly. By the time I'm dead, there's going to be seven or eight other things in there that's trying to get the other thing out. Like. Like a hanger and a plastic one. Because I'm not going to cut myself. And then that gets stuck in there. Everything I do would just be a pile of things to get the first thing out. I'd try to throw up. I might try a little diy.

[A]

This guy said he had it.

[C]

The one you're reading going through the front. Or has it? I've been Getting laid more because girls want to see and feel my crooked wiener. I swear to God. I got one girl that comes over three times a week and massages it after I get my injection. Sign Kyle Bosencourt. Oh, sorry. He didn't say don't say my name, did he? Yeah. Well, then there you go.

[A]

Here's the follow up.

[B]

Well, now he saved the time of bringing that topic up because he's like.

[C]

Girls, ladies, he's got to be talking about it. You want to see? You ever. You ever follow Australian history and the boomerang? Because I got one. Interesting. Yikes. Now all of a sudden, yesterday we talked about it and all these guys have it. Oh, it's the same dude. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't say anymore on please don't use my name. So what, you get the shot? You have to work around like a glow stick. You bend it, crack it, pull it, stretch it. That's what I have. It's got a physical therapist three times a week that does that for him.

[A]

Is that that girl Asian girl massage over there?

[C]

You're paying for this. Then sign Kyle Bosenker. Kyle, I heard you on the radio this morning. Congratulations. It's okay, because he did. He told us.

[B]

Worst day ever.

[C]

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