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Brett Vesely
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Brady
Here's another best of rerun from the Morning Sickness.
Brett Vesely
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Brady
Dear Brady, my girlfriend uses baby talk during the love making and I hate it. We've been dating for a little less than a year, tolerated it and I finally told her I don't like it. But now she thinks I hate sex with her, which I don't. Just stop with the baby talk. So we went out this weekend, haven't done it for a couple weeks just because it was awkward. We drank, we're having a great time, get back to the house. We get it on and she starts doing it again. And then afterwards she realized she was talking baby talk and I'm not talking A little bit. I'm talking a lot and she started crying. She says she knows she ruined everything. I felt really bad because it is something she sort of enjoys. Should I get used to this and enjoy the ride or move on knowing that this issue is not going anywhere? Kevin.
Brett Vesely
I bet she's hot.
Brady
She must be.
Brett Vesely
She's got to be.
Nathan Sutherland
I kind of look at it this way, that. Well, how bad is it between. No talk. Baby talk.
Brady
That's Nathan Sutherland stuff.
Nathan Sutherland
Exactly. Zombie or.
Brady
Yeah, but that's the talking dream.
Nathan Sutherland
But there's ways, I think you could probably work the talking thing out to modify it.
Brady
Baby talk to me is a strange one too. Like, that's weird.
Nathan Sutherland
Do it back to. I've never done it. Not the baby.
Brett Vesely
I would hope not.
Nathan Sutherland
Let me finish this.
Brady
Oh, Gaga baby.
Nathan Sutherland
Where I born with this is. There are sex therapists.
Brady
Mean, like sucky, sucky, daddy, like bitty. There are services.
Nathan Sutherland
Sex therapists.
Brady
Oh.
Nathan Sutherland
That help you work, help couples work through stuff or enhance.
Brady
But doesn't it. Doesn't it seem just, you know, if you said to me, all right, I'm enjoying everything, but we need to see a therapist. It kind of is ruined at that point. If you're like, if you're saying it's so bad we need someone to fix it. At this point, it's just like, will you stop with the baby talk? I can't. You can too. And if you tell her she needs a therapist, then what you're saying is, I don't enjoy this at all and I need this to be revamped. Instead of just saying, can you just kind of stop? Like it's. Somebody starts pulling on your ear the whole time you're having sexual, like, knock it off.
Nathan Sutherland
Either way, they're at that point.
Brady
Right.
Nathan Sutherland
He said he told her to knock it off and it stopped the problem.
Brett Vesely
You're gonna.
Brady
So why?
Nathan Sutherland
You know, the only way it works on that side of it, on that, you know, like a sex therapist is like anything, any therapist, you both have to be. You want to be there. If one says no, it's over then.
Brady
But I mean, he just made her uncomfortable by saying, I don't like the baby talk. So she pulled back for a couple weeks, he banged her again, and she started baby talking again. So it's just how she does it.
Brett Vesely
She's hot with no self confidence. And if you take her to a therapist.
Brady
Exactly.
Brett Vesely
I think it's.
Brady
That's a worse kind of what I was saying. If you told her one thing you didn't like and she shut down for two weeks.
Nathan Sutherland
Yeah.
Brady
And then went right back to it when you did it again. Brett's right. She's like, probably like this. Look at me. This works like, you should have no complaints. And one complaint has made her feel self conscious. So I think a therapist would put her off the. She's leaving.
Nathan Sutherland
So I. I mean, I don't have a. I don't know where to tell.
Brady
Back to her. Do messaging.
Nathan Sutherland
That would cut it off. Anyway. Well, he's saying she kind of discovered it or realized it this last time.
Brady
Well, she knew she was doing baby talk, and at the end started to get like, I know I did it again, so do it back to her. And then she'll be like, this is weird. And then maybe if she's aware of how weird it is, she'll stop doing it too.
Brett Vesely
Or just record it and play it back for it.
Brady
Put a baby bonnet on and hold the teddy bear while you do her. And she'd be like, what are you doing? I was like, we're acting like babies. I thought we were acting. I thought you liked this. You're a jerk. Okay, well, then you knock it off, too. I'll take the bonnet off the second you stop acting like we're in a crib. That kind of thing.
Brett Vesely
Imagine Asian porn.
Brady
Yeah. Do that Asian porn noise. That's either a baby crying or an Asian climaxing. Yeah, that's a tough one. Baby talk is a tough one.
Nathan Sutherland
It is a tough one.
Brady
1.
Nathan Sutherland
I don't know how you.
Brady
Because she's into that for herself. Like, she thinks daddy like you. I don't like the word daddy. I don't get that either. Like, some dudes are into it. Good on you. You call me daddy. I think a Dan. The minute my dad's like, once dad comes, like, Dan pops, my. How you doing, son? Like Jesus Christ. Not you. You shouldn't be here. I don't like daddy. I don't like mama. I don't like any of that stuff. I even find it weird when parents. I know numerous daddy and mamas.
Nathan Sutherland
Yeah.
Brady
Are you a daddy mama guy?
Nathan Sutherland
No.
Brady
No, I don't like.
Nathan Sutherland
Only if I say something to Kirby. Go check with you.
Brady
What?
Nathan Sutherland
Go check with your mama.
Brady
Katie. I'm not talking about that right now. When I hear you. No, no, no. I said, are you a daddy, mama guy in this context. Don't follow that up with. Only with Kirby. It's a dart to the heart before you start explaining the rest of that. Did you feel it? It hurt.
Brett Vesely
This goes back to the smell my finger.
Brady
Are you a daddy, mama? Oh, only with Kirby. Oh, my heart's coming out of the way.
Nathan Sutherland
I only refer to Ronnie.
Brady
Right.
Nathan Sutherland
As your mother or your mom.
Brady
Right, but don't. We're not talking about that right now. I understand that Kirby's mother is Ronnie. That's why I don't like using those words during sex with Ronnie. Like calling her mama. She don't like calling me daddy. It's weird. Yeah, the baby sex talk is a weird thing. It can get strange, but. By the way this guy says baby sex talk, Brady is the square Friday. I think we've already established that. That's probably a thing. Write that down. Papa likey. Dad. Baby needs sake.
Nathan Sutherland
That would be disturbing.
Brady
That's baby talk. Like you and you likey lickies. Like, that's baby talk. If you've ever had a girl baby talk. It is weird. If you don't like baby talk and I don't. No.
Nathan Sutherland
Yeah. I've never experienced that.
Brady
Yeah, it's weird. It's. It's a one and done. If you stuck through it the first time and you've allowed it to go on. You said you dated her for a year. This is your fault. You gotta nip that in the bud immediately. Like, no.
Brett Vesely
Even when they do it on, like, Facebook. Oh, daddy's coming to take me to dinner tonight.
Brady
Don't like it. Like, no, don't. Don't do that. Stop. Hungry. Go feed me. Don't do that. I creep out thinking you're an infant. Why would that turn me on? Blech. I'm a man. That's how this next email starts. That's why I said that. Yeah. You just gotta tell her enough of the baby talk. And I mean it this time. There's no therapy necessary for that. It's like, it's baby talker. I'm out.
Nathan Sutherland
Yeah, you choose my, you know, feeling on that. Sometimes that's something you're on a different page. And like. Well, that was with someone else you're talking. That doesn't bother that Bob. That kind of bothers me. I'm like, I don't like that, by the way. Everything taught you that. But, Brady, you did that with. Let's. Let's figure ours.
Brady
Every single thing you like sexually. She worked out with another dude.
Nathan Sutherland
That's okay.
Brady
That's.
Nathan Sutherland
That's as long as it's good. But the baby talk.
Brady
Whatever, dude.
Nathan Sutherland
That did that.
Brady
When she does. When she does the clinch, spin and spit. I don't care where you got that one. That's.
Nathan Sutherland
That's good coach.
Brady
But things. You don't like it.
Brett Vesely
Keon.
Brady
If she worked, if she workshopped some stuff with Kean and you're not a fan of that, that's what it was like when she says, get that big black, I'm like, you can't. You're not that.
Nathan Sutherland
And that's why he said something about the baby. That's what it bothers me.
Brady
That makes you think of the other guy. Yeah, right. Okay, I see Merry effing holidays from the Big Red radio.
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Brady
Give the gift of Hooters Holg's morning sickness. Yeah, when she does the hello. The circle of life. She lion kings you. You're out. Cuz that's she's thinking of the other guy. Yeah, baby talk's a weird one. Don't do it, ladies. If you're. Stop it. And if you're a guy and you're into it, there's something not normal. Dear Bray, I wrote a while back about a girl at work who wore a wedding ring but was not married. And if I had a chance to be with her, I would give it a try. I wondered what you guys thought and I did not heed your advice to leave her alone. We hung out and we did get together briefly. Now she tells me that she made a life changing decision about four or five months ago, roughly the time we ended up having sex. I did get her a plan B when she asked, which means Brady, he surprised himself.
Brett Vesely
Doocy's kids writing in a little too quick.
Nathan Sutherland
Oops, goop.
Brady
So we got her the plan B because she said, eh. Three days after they were sexually active. It says three days after we got together, I gave her the plan B. She told me goodbye via a text. I left my job and moved. She did state in another text that the other person had moved on and out of the area. As far as I know, I'm the only one that did both. So that's me. Moved on and moved away from the area. I'm the one she's talking about. I'm hearing she's pregnant, but she hasn't said anything to me about who the father may be. Could be a number of guys, who knows? I just don't know if I'm one of them. But she's describing me when she talks about it online. How do I find out whether or not I'm the father? Do I ask her? What would Brady do? Thanks, Jay.
Nathan Sutherland
I wait for the doorbell to ring, the phone to go, yeah, I mean, you dodged. It's a matter of time. You. Oh, you'll find out, you'll know, you'll.
Brady
Get contact and you'll get back pay. Yeah, dodge this for as long as you can. Dodge it. Change your DNA. Go to a scientist immediately. He's probably one of those guys. It's like, I want to know if there's a child in the world that's mine. I want to know if it's mine. And that's where I part ways with you, sir. That's when my brain goes a different direction. If she's not telling you it's yours, she has no interest in coming back.
Nathan Sutherland
How does that Work does that. Trying to remember is it back pay? Like if you never knew the whole time and then years later they contacted you and said all right, now you owe me money that I spent on the kid.
Brady
I think there's ways to get back back pay to get a little chunk like you owe this amount. Not all of it, but you'll get some or you can. You're gonna have to start paying right away. Yeah, it might be retroactive. If the kid's like a year and a half old you gotta kick in.
Nathan Sutherland
For a couple of years the situations too that they contact the father or whatever and yeah that he's doing it and he gets. You're gonna have to send 1100 bucks a month for the kid.
Brady
You gotta help out and then they don't do that. Right? I'm not interested in that. Be wise friends. That plan B pill should have been enough.
Nathan Sutherland
All I can say is we warned him early.
Brady
Yeah, we told him not to do it. You didn't see, this is a perfect example of what would Brady do? Brady said ah, I wouldn't one, I.
Nathan Sutherland
Don'T think she's interested. If she's wearing a wedding band that's basically say staying away kinda.
Brady
Or is it. Or is she nuts?
Brett Vesely
Well that's just it. She's saying she's a lunatic right up front.
Brady
Exactly. I'm not married, but I wear this like but I'll still go out with.
Nathan Sutherland
You like and he went for the crane.
Brady
She must be hot. But now she's pregnant so she's useless.
Brett Vesely
Send pre pregnant pictures of D. Toledo@98kuv right.com.
Brady
We want to see what you. Let's see what you fell for.
Brett Vesely
It was worth it.
Brady
Lunary. So did you ask for a DNA test? I would maybe ask do I have anything to worry about? Might be a question. I'd ask is there something I need to worry about? Because I'm a stand up guy. If I did this I'll definitely kick him, but I don't want to be surprised. I think that's a decent email to send her. And if she says no, you have nothing to worry about. Save it. Yeah, still, maybe yours. Science might change that. But she can't come back and say he's been dead beating around like no, I asked, she said no. So save that. But yeah, definitely contact her and say, hey, seeing you're pregnant, not sure the timeline, just making sure. Is there anything I need to worry about? As far as responsibility goes, that's the responsible thing to do. I mean deep down we all would like you to run for your lives and dodge it. But if you're worried about it, find out before the bills come. It's not like 1950 anymore where you can just deny it all day long. 46 years later they can find out now.
Nathan Sutherland
Uncle Bus rest in peace.
Brady
That's right. Your uncle found out his kids aren't his, right?
Nathan Sutherland
Well the kids. He had a. He had a Schwarzenegger a love child with the cleaning lady years ago and she just basically went on and raised the kid. And then later the daughter after she passed away found out that. I want to find out my biological dad.
Brady
What was the ones that found out none of it was right.
Nathan Sutherland
Is that Uncle Jack?
Brady
Uncle Jack. Oh yeah, Uncle Jack. We know about him.
Nathan Sutherland
Uncle Jack. That Joanne got pregnant by the doctor. By the doctor. Yeah.
Brady
Yeah. That was the gay Uncle Brady twice fell asleep with the landscaper.
Nathan Sutherland
But I. I went over that with my mom again. He's like no, he was not gay.
Brady
He was gay. Your mom is not the. The source for that. She's. Of course she's gonna say he was not gay. She wouldn't admit that that happened at any point in her life.
Nathan Sutherland
Not gay. Bipolar.
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Brady
Oh sure. That it doesn't mean you can't be gay. And yeah.
Nathan Sutherland
She's saying. And by the way she goes not that I would. She goes. I mean you know, growing up the whole time from college on knowing Jack.
Brady
Knowing what Jack presented the women that they.
Nathan Sutherland
You know. And yes it could be and all a front. Of course it was talking to some of the girls that he went out with then. It was a great front. Yes.
Brady
That's what gay people did back then.
Nathan Sutherland
Then he would be more by than.
Brady
Anything he would never closeted and scared to say so there were. That was the generation he wasn't though. It was a generation. A generation of guys who tried to put on a show because they were ashamed of how gay they were. But his wife wasn't having sex with him clearly because she went off and had babies with the doctor. Two, your mom is not the source. And by the way one of the symptoms of or bipolar 1. I don't know why I read about all that. Bipolar one is just can't control yourself sexually. A lot of the times you're just not sexually. And if you're gonna go after your bad habits and bad decisions.
Nathan Sutherland
And that was her guess too because he was never really diagnosed with any just.
Brady
She just thrown bipolar on there. But the gay thing, even though she. Come on, your mom's not Gonna say he's gay to that generation, that's an abomination. Plus, he had a girlfriend. How can you do both? They don't understand that Uncle Jack was gay. The faster you start getting in your head, things start making sense.
Nathan Sutherland
Well, it's not even getting out ahead. It's just like, you know, it just doesn't fit the how.
Brady
In what way? Every time you describe this, it gets gayer and gayer.
Nathan Sutherland
He had beard women in denial his whole life.
Brady
That's exactly right.
Nathan Sutherland
Yeah, because he kept going after women.
Brady
The beards, to convince all the people like bunny in his life that he's not well.
Nathan Sutherland
But he didn't have to do that because he went off, you know, basically by himself and moved down to Florida. Right, and started shagging Sun City babes already.
Brady
At least that's what you think. He was right, because that was what the image he was projecting. Elton John pretended to be straight until 1980. He had a wife. Elton John. Freddie Mercury in the movie about him got married. He's gay. Uncle Jack's gay. I don't know Uncle Jack, but I know he's a homeless first one.
Brett Vesely
I don't know if you want to read that one.
Brady
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In this lively and irreverent episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (12-29-25), John Holmberg, joined by regulars Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Nathan Sutherland, takes on two new installments of their advice segment "WWBD: What Would Brady Do?" The crew responds to listener dilemmas about uncomfortable bedroom habits—most notably a girlfriend's baby talk during sex—and the drunken aftermath of a questionable workplace romance and possible pregnancy. As always, the team blends crude humor, rapid banter, and honest advice, while often ridiculing both correspondents and each other.
Timestamps: 01:38 – 08:25
Kevin writes in, distressed about his girlfriend's persistent baby talk during sex. Despite expressing dislike, she's continued (resulting in a post-coital meltdown), leaving him wondering if he should tolerate it or move on.
Timestamps: 10:59 – 15:48
Jay, who previously wrote in about pursuing a coworker who deceptively wore a wedding ring, ignored the crew's warning, hooked up with her, and now believes she might be pregnant—possibly with his child. She requested Plan B, then ghosted him, left the job, and now posts cryptic references online.
Timestamps: 15:48 – 18:35
The episode features rapid-fire banter, relentless mockery (both of listeners and each other), and an undercurrent of classic male bravado and skepticism. The advice is served bluntly, never sugar-coated, sprinkled with absurd scenarios, pop culture references (Asian porn, Daddy issues), and plenty of self-deprecating jokes. Personal anecdotes about sex, awkwardness, and family secrets steer brief digressions but always circle back to the original problem, reaffirming that humor and honesty are at the core of every (sometimes questionable) answer.
| Segment | Time | Key Focus | |--------------------------|----------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| | Baby Talk in the Bedroom | 01:38-08:25 | Girlfriend’s awkward kink, honest advice, group riffing | | Workplace Fling & Pregnancy | 10:59-15:48 | Ignored warnings, paternity fears, advice on responsibility | | Family Secrets | 15:48-18:35 | Anecdotes about closeted relatives, generational attitudes, humor |
For listeners seeking candid, no-holds-barred advice on peculiar relationship dilemmas, delivered with biting wit and brutal honesty, this episode is classic HMS—equal parts cringe and comedy.