12-30-25 - FULL SHOW - TUESDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD - BO

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness – Dec 30, 2025: Detailed Summary

Episode Overview

Arizona’s #1 Morning Radio Show, Holmberg’s Morning Sickness, features John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo humorously navigating bizarre stories, listener emails, and social commentary. This episode dives deep into shocking real-life family revelations—like couples learning they’re related—wild animal antics, and family dysfunction during the holidays, laced with irreverent wit and plenty of crude asides.

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Main Topics & Key Segments

1. Inadvertent Incest: The Cousin Couple Story

[01:37–08:59]

• Primary Story: A Utah couple discovers after 12 years of marriage (and a child on the way) that they’re first cousins on one side, third on another, all thanks to a baby names search through their family tree.
  • Notable Details:
    • “She never had publicly revealed this information. They found out before they had the baby and didn’t tell any family after the baby came out.” (Holmberg, 04:29)
    • Attempted damage control: Let people fall in love with the baby before revealing family origins—but the couple chooses to keep it secret.
• Hosts’ Reactions:
  • Mocking the idea of continuing the relationship past such a revelation; debating the psychological impact and moral implications.
  • Delving into hypotheticals: “Would you keep going if you found out mid-marriage that you were cousins?”
  • Holmberg’s Take: "I couldn't get hard and know that it's my cousin. You did it before? Yeah, that's before I knew." (Holmberg, 08:16)
• Sidebar:
  • The hosts riff about the “wiener as the guide” for men’s decisions: “Let your wiener be your guide is why most guys end up having sex with their cousins. It’s a bad time to let your wiener be your guide.” (12:50)

2. Porn Tropes and the Taboo of Step Relationships

[19:03–21:20]

• Discussing the popularity of faux-incest porn, especially the “step-sibling” motif and all its lazy scenarios.
  • Mock scripts: “What are you doing?” while playing video games, leading to inappropriate encounters.
  • Hypothetical kicker: “You know what isn’t sexy ever? ...‘I did our family tree. We’re cousins for real’...and then you’d want that to end right there.” (Holmberg, 20:33)
• Their consensus: If you discover real familial ties, game over.

3. Family Dysfunction & Holiday Gatherings

[40:41–52:44]

• Holiday Survival Guide:
  • Holmberg’s “Rule”: If you or your kids have past addiction or jail issues, don’t initiate holiday plans; wait to be invited. Avoid making others feel guilty.
  • Riff on “crackies” and holiday stress, describing how families orchestrate avoidance strategies for problematic relatives.
  • Anecdotes about Thanksgiving drama, food leftovers, and the bickering that follows.
  • “If you want to go and you’re inviting yourself, recognize you’re a self-inviter. You’re the worst person on the planet.” (Holmberg, 48:44)

4. Oddball Animal Stories, ‘Peanut the Squirrel’ & Animal Rescue Ethics

[88:12–117:15]

• Case of Peanut the Squirrel:
  • OnlyFans couple keeps a squirrel (“Peanut”) as a pet; neighbors report them, authorities raid, and euthanize both Peanut and a pet raccoon (“Fred”).
  • Extended debate about whether wild animals should ever be “rescued” and kept as pets.
  • Holmberg’s stance: "If the squirrel wasn’t an Instagram sensation and just in your neighbor’s house... you’d call too. Officials have to come by and take the squirrel. It’s a rat with a tail." (Holmberg, 89:19)
  • Brady’s background with wild pets (raccoons, snakes, squirrels) leads to banter about animal domestication vs wildness, personal responsibility, and legality.
  • Audience engagement: Listeners share wild stories (mountain lion cub rescues, etc.), and Holmberg reads hilarious, sometimes incredulous texts.
  • Memorable moment:
    • Brady takes a black maid, Olive, as “show and tell” to school, bringing along an ostrich egg, leading to one of the show’s most surreal, cringe, and side-splitting segments. (129:02–131:44)
    • Immediate listener bewilderment, with Doug summarizing: “Did Brady rescue a black woman from the wild and take her to show and tell?” (134:05).

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On learning you’re married to your cousin:

  • “12 years we’ve been banging…Well, I mean, you know, put a stop to it at that point. ‘Cause now you’re freezing.” (Holmberg, 07:06)

• On the right response to family scandals:

  • “You do damage control internally and say, all right, folks, nobody needs to know this. This is our family’s little secret.” (Holmberg, 14:38)

• On wild pet rescue:

  • “You can't just go out in the park and go, look what I found, and take it home. There has to be boundaries.” (Holmberg, 114:11)
  • “Put a cowboy hat on a dog—they love it. They need us. Squirrels are fine without us.” (Holmberg, 126:43)

• On family holidays:

  • “If you or your kids are recovering crackies, you don’t get to plan Thanksgiving.” (Holmberg, 41:37)
  • “There’s a reason your lot in life is loneliness.” (Holmberg, 49:44)

• On the peak of childhood fame:

  • “It would be tough to peak as an infant, but you know, even JonBenet had a few years where she climbed. Was that too soon?” (Holmberg, 147:52)

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Recurring Bits and Running Jokes

• “Let your wiener be your guide”: Used repeatedly as sardonic advice for why men get themselves into compromising—as well as incestuous—situations.
• Brady’s wildlife home zoo: Multiple stories from Brady’s youth involving wild raccoons, squirrels, snakes, even a black widow and (unwittingly) taking a black maid to school for "show and tell."
• Listener texts: The show thrives on real-time audience participation, with texts prompting further wild stories or adding punchlines (“If they're old enough to crawl, at least they're in the right position.” - [37:35])
• Absurd animal analogies: Comparing domestication of dogs to having pet squirrels/raccoons at home, and the line between rescue and recklessness.

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Noteworthy Lighter Segments

• Brady’s mangling of pronunciation:
  • Prolonged, ridiculous debate over how he says “shrapnel” vs “shrapnel” [55:10–57:36].
• Entertaining Miscellany:
  • Across the show: Riffs on porn scripts, McDonald's Double Big Mac announcement, debate about county names, Dixie car horns, and more.
• Entertainment Drill:
  • Quick pop-culture run—Anne Rice’s change of heart about Tom Cruise as Lestat, Stephen King hating the Shining, Vin Diesel walking Paul Walker’s daughter down the aisle (141:44–142:23).

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Final Thoughts & Tone

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness is always irreverent, boundary-pushing, and loaded with dark, off-the-wall humor. This episode was no exception: From incest scandals to wild animal rescues and cringe family customs, the hosts combine locker room laughs with candid opinions, never shying from the politically incorrect. Their banter—punctuated with audience texts and quick-witted responses—makes even uncomfortable topics a comedic ride.

For listeners: If you like your mornings dunked in scathing sarcasm and unfiltered takes, this episode is a stitch—provided you don’t mind an off-color story or ten about family, sex, and woodland critters.

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Sample Timeline of Notable Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Quote | |-------------|---------------------------------------------------| | 01:37–08:59 | Cousin-couple baby name saga | | 12:50 | “Let your wiener be your guide…” riff | | 19:03–21:20 | Porn tropes & step-sibling jokes | | 40:41–52:44 | Family holiday dysfunction, 'crackie' relatives | | 88:12–117:15| Peanut the Squirrel debate, animal rescue tales | | 129:02–131:44| Brady brings “Olive the Black Maid” to show-and-tell| | 141:44–142:23| Vin Diesel, Paul Walker’s daughter, pop culture |

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“Always wash with soap and water after a poo, one boner per room, and if you can see her at a family reunion, she’s probably not worth hooking up with.”

—John Holmberg’s new “rules to live by” (34:46)

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

Do not listen to this while driving or when full alertness is needed. The rest of Holmberg's morning sickness. This is the big red radio. Anyway, so great job. I was reading an article on that British website when I was and I saw this one which is pretty good and I think this is even here. I think the Brits just got hold of this one. A husband and wife were searching. She was pregnant and so they're searching for baby names and stuff. Oh, Requiem for a heavyweight. Is that the. A requiem for a dream. She does the double. I forgot about that. Thank you, Tyson. Tyson emailed that one over. They do a scene with two girls using one Two girls, one stick. So to, you know, one double header. Big double header. Oh, my Lord. Yeah, Tyson, you're right. That's a great one, huh? Anyway, this lady and her husband were looking at baby names because they're gonna have a baby soon. So they're like, let's look for baby names. And then he said we should go back and look in our families and name like an old timey name off.

[Brady Bogan]

Of somebody like a few generations back.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, like, find that. Like, in my case, I don't know what yours would be. Mine would be like Alvar. And then prior to that, Augustus was my great grandfather's name. And then my grandpa was Alvar Augustus, named after him. So my dad wanted to name me that Augustus. And then there was Johan and we had all sorts. And then there was just John way back in the. He was the original home bird too, because he was adopted. And nobody even knows where the name comes from. So I'm not named after him. It's just coincidental. But people will do that. They'll go back in their family history and find a name that's like, oh.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Kirby was close to. It was. I think it's five greats. Wilhelmina.

[John Holmberg]

Wilhelmina. Were you gonna call her Wilhelmina? That's a bad idea. Train wreck by 15. Wilhelmina might as well. You might as well just get her some syringes at birth and just say you're going to need these because Wilhelmina is going to end up on drugs. Wilhelmina's a tough one in my. But again, I used to think that of Isabel. My grandma's name was Isabel and that was an old timey name. And now it's everybody's kid's name. But these two are going through and they're looking and grandpa's name, and they're like, what a coincidence. Our grandparents had the same name. Wait a second. They look deeper and realize they also had the same last name.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, boy.

[John Holmberg]

Stop looking right there. They've been married for 12 years. She's pregnant. They just found out they're first cousins. Oh, that's some not paying attention. The father of her child is actually her cousin and they have their little tot flying into the world. Marcella Hill explained she found out her fellow was a blood relative while browsing the web because they'd agreed to look for baby names in their family tree. They're both from Utah, so it's tough to keep up.

[Brady Bogan]

Tight, clan tight.

[John Holmberg]

She didn't realize why we were so close and we felt so much kinship. She never had publicly revealed this information. They found out before they had the babies, and they didn't tell any of the family after the baby came out. And basically that was them saying, let everybody fall in love with the baby. But I'm thinking to myself, who are you introducing this baby to? Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Family would sit back and say, okay, the grandparents. I mean, maybe they're all dead, but wouldn't. It reveals itself. You'd think. She said, I was sitting on the couch looking for names, about to have it, and I'm on the family search, and I'm like, wow, grandpa's name and grandma's name. You have the same great grandmas and great grandpas that we've got and the same grandma and grandpa on this side. My husband was next to me on his family search, and he's like, that's weird. And we didn't think anything of it. And then a feeling of dread washed over me, and I looked over and realized his. His wasn't a mistake. I looked online. It's all the same as mine.

[Brady Bogan]

And so they never.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, had family reunions or anything like that.

[John Holmberg]

No. She said, we realized that grandpas were from the same line. She said, his grandma and my grandpa, sure enough, are the same. Lived together while we were growing up as children. While they were growing. Not those two. While the grandparents were growing up. They. They were from the same spot. Makes her actually. They would be third cousins on one side, first cousins on the other. So there's some sort of weird. It's a hybrid. It's a hybrid, but it's a Utah hybrid. That's a common thing. And they said they look. They looked at each other and thought, what do we do? And they decided to go on with it because they're from Utah. And it's not unusual because if it was just. I mean, it could be brother and sister, and they do it there. 12 years of bangle. What do you do?

[Doug Hopkins]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

Huh?

[Brady Bogan]

It's not illegal because they're just separated.

[John Holmberg]

Enough because it's great. Grandparents and grandparents were the tie. But it just. I don't think anybody's normal. Yeah, it came out fine. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

One eye. He's cool.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he's good. He can see out of the other eye. He's good. The other one's kind of. It's kind of a. It's a watch eye. It's kind of neat. It's silver. They got him chained up in the attic. He's fine. Looks like a James Bond villain. He's good. Yeah. They just throw His. They throw his ball to him.

[Brady Bogan]

They call him Atticus.

[John Holmberg]

I would like my meal, Mommy. All right, little Mormon boy. Here you go. Oh, he sucks it up with that hose he's got for a nose because he's also half flocked. But, yeah, the 12 years they looked at each other and said, 12 years, we got a baby on the way. Does this make me love you?

[Brady Bogan]

Nothing's changed.

[John Holmberg]

Nothing changed at all. Couldn't do it. Could not do it. You've got a daughter of a teenage daughter, and I would hope that if you and Ronnie found out, your cousins, that would be a nice place to draw the line. Just. And you don't have to tell. Yeah, yeah. Just. You don't have to tell anybody. Just say it's not working out. We're going to go our separate. We're still good friends. I think half the time you read those things where they say, you know, we're partying, it's amicable, we're still good friends. I think most of those people just found out they're related because no divorce ends that way. For real. I think you just have to be like, well, I still love her, but I'm not allowed, like, morally to be with this person. It's disgusting. Hosing out honey hole that was built by the same DNA as mine. I'm not. That's gross. But if you find out related to you, I don't care how long. Like you said, 12 years we've been banging. Well, I mean, you know, put a stop to it at that point. Cause now you're freezing. Wouldn't you think about it at 12 years of banging? And you're naive to it, sure. But once you know it's your cousin, the next time you try to slide in, you're like, it's different. Things are different now.

[Brady Bogan]

And maybe it will change, but. Or it's just, I couldn't do it. Steady as he goes.

[John Holmberg]

You could do that, Ronnie. And you find out your cousins, I don't know, you could dive out.

[Brady Bogan]

Would that be a. I could see it totally being a.

[John Holmberg]

Of course it would. All you're thinking about is the time.

[Brady Bogan]

You're like, okay, you've been raising this kid.

[John Holmberg]

So what? You didn't know. Now you do. It's the big reveal. When stuff gets revealed, things change. That's fighting past some serious. Like, that's really pushing things away. I couldn't get hard and know that it's my cousin. You did it before? Yeah, that's before I knew.

[Brady Bogan]

Yuck.

[John Holmberg]

I guess at that point you just gotta see if he could still get it up after finding that out. How about this? There you go. That's kind of the telltale right now. How about this, then? Ronnie tells you, you know, I used to be a man. I've never told you that.

[Brady Bogan]

Like Brett says, if I could still get it up.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I just know. Probably not.

[John Holmberg]

You would run for the hills. You'd be staying in my guest room the next minute. That'd be five across a mile, right? That one. But the other one. Well, yeah, because he's not hitting a woman. You lied to me, right?

[Brady Bogan]

It's a dude.

[John Holmberg]

I'm hitting you, man. DNA. I wouldn't hit her. But I'm not Brett. No, you. You of all people who always goes fist every time we talk about, like, a girl getting inside out, it's a dude. Like Kim Petras is on. Eventually you'll say, that's a dude. To reset your brain, it would change the whole thing.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm like. I would be able to tell, but if I got duped and I couldn't tell, I'm like, they've got this surgery down path there.

[John Holmberg]

They do. As far as you know or do they? And you're used to hitting something that doesn't feel. Now you want to feel. What? Oh, wait.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

What's a real one feel like I.

[Brady Bogan]

Forgot that's the only reason I was going to the base.

[John Holmberg]

Big reveals. Yeah. Because hers was smaller than yours when she was a guy. I like what you're saying. Naturally, she got rid of a little one. Why would you keep a big one? You're not gonna cut off a big one. But, yeah, you find out that that's a guy, that changes things. And the next time you're. You're going at it, you know, I've been. I've been duped. And a woman, if you can still like, a woman's the weirder one. They're all emotional. If you can still lift your knees to your shoulders and know that it's your cousin. Now what's wrong with you? Well, we've been doing it for so long, it doesn't make it right. People do heroin for years and kick it once they realize it's bad for them. Yeah. I guess you just gotta use your crank as the crank as your guide. Yes or no? Like, if it ain't gonna get up, it ain't gonna work. Brett, let me tell you this. Using your crank as your guide is what gets most men in the biggest trouble.

[Brady Bogan]

If it's the wrong brain, if I get hard foot.

[John Holmberg]

Look, I got hard. I let my crank do the talking. And, well, we've all been there. I mean, you're right, you're right. Jared said, yeah, you're right. Let my crank be the guide. And there were 12 year olds in the room. I mean, I. I was surprised how hard I got. So I figured it must be okay.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the advice. Never listen.

[John Holmberg]

My dick thought it was just fine. So. What? Oh, Jennifer Connelly. Oh, there she is. Naked on the beach. Oh, my God. Crandall sent that in. She's the one on all fours. Oh, my Lord. That's from the hotspot. Now I want to see that. Oh, that movie has. And that's relatively early on. You don't have to waste much time after that. But, yeah, there's. Is that Virginia Madsen wither? I mean, there's a scene. There's. Is it a Positas Worthy. Oh, is it ever. I mean, isn't that. Well, yeah, absolutely. That picture right there is. Anyway, thank you for that. I'm getting a lot of pictures. Jennifer Connelly right now. She was in one called Inventing the Abbots, also where she was banging Billy. Crud up. It's Jennifer Connelly day here. Crud up. Who cares? I'm not looking at him. It's like banging my cousin. What do I care about Billy? Crud up?

[Brady Bogan]

The only reason I heard it was on Golden Globes on Sunday.

[John Holmberg]

She got naked in Mulholland Falls. Yeah. In the beginning. And she's in pictures in Mulholland Falls. And I think Malkovich. That's how hot Jennifer Connelly is. Malkovich is in the pictures and you don't care. Like he's showing the photos like he's. He's in the scene. I don't care. I can beat off with Malkovich in the room. That's fine. Let my wiener be my guide. Worst advice, your honor? I let my penis do all the thinking there. And that's why I'm in this pickle. Yeah. Let your wiener be your guide is why most guys end up having sex with their cousins. It's a bad time to let your wiener be your guide.

[Brady Bogan]

You never hear that. You hear, go. Go with what? You're good.

[John Holmberg]

And your gut's saying, hey, that's your cousin, bro. Walk. Walk out of here. Leave the room. This is nothing but embarrassment. And here's another thing I don't understand these stories about cousin love. They pop up every few months. We'll get another one like they found out they were Related. They're the ones who have to alert the media. I'd keep that buried.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

How does that get out?

[John Holmberg]

I it. And then, like, smiling. We're going to stay together. Like, the one. The one famous one is the guy that fell in love with the older lady because he just felt such a kinship to her. She was amazing to him. She was about 18 years older than him. He was in his 30s. She was almost 50. And, like, great. And they're like, I love her. They get married. They're boning away for a few years, and then she tells him the story of how she gave up a kid for adoption and it was him.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Mom.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And he finds out it's his mom. This is in Great Britain. And they stayed together. She gets stuck in a dryer. I don't know where all the time. I mean, come on. You're so much bigger than you. How did the news know if I found out aan's my sister now.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me ask you this.

[John Holmberg]

I'm out. Half sister, cousin.

[Brady Bogan]

What if you found out?

[John Holmberg]

I'm not calling Channel 10.

[Brady Bogan]

What if you found out Megan's sister had a situation like that? Would you be knowing a family member?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Would you call the news on that?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Would you let people know?

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm too close to it. I look like a hillbilly, too. I'm out this. I. I have, like, a family meeting. Go. Hey, we. We die with this. We're buried.

[Brady Bogan]

That's the only thing I could think of is someone in the family.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. They're not. They're not breaking it up.

[John Holmberg]

You.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm telling somebody.

[John Holmberg]

You do damage control internally and say, all right, folks, nobody needs to know this. This is our family's little secret. I don't need anybody running off to Troy Hayden right now to talk about how Brady's my cousin, lover. It's not a thing. Now we're gonna get divorced. And here's the story. We're all go. It's like a murder.

[Brady Bogan]

If I would want anyone to break it, Troy would be.

[John Holmberg]

Well, I'd call Troy and go, here's the story we're going with. It's a murder. If when Brett gets caught one of these days and comes to us, I need you guys to tell this story. We all get on the same page. You don't have a rogue cousin going. You know, Brady and Ronnie are brother and sister and tell on channel 10, he gets killed by Brett. That's how it works. Justifiable egg. It's the alibi. Absolutely. You don't tell people you found out Your husband of 12 years is your cousin and you made babies. You bury that, you get a weird divorce where everything's amicable. We still get along. We're gonna co parent. We're best friends. You're related. You don't tell people about it. But every few months.

[Brady Bogan]

Especially for the kid.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. The kid's gotta. Now, I saw your folks on the news last night. Turns out you're. You're one shaky car ride away from being a tard. Oh, no. I don't think I'm gonna. My left eye. My ears don't work. This guy's got one. Got a question for you. All right, reverse it. John. What if you found out your hot sister wasn't your sister? Is it time to go to Pound Town? Yes. No blood there. Pound Town. Of course. You pound down your hots once. You. That's a good reveal, too. It's like, God, my wiener is my guide. I think it nailed my sister. And by the way, that happens in every porn. We're not really related. That's true.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[John Holmberg]

And every guy's like. It is true. Yes. You find out your incredibly smoking hot sister isn't your real sister. Pound Town, indeed. Two tickets to Pound Town. But. Cousins.

[Brady Bogan]

Put down your Call of Duty and let's.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. It's always a video game. They're always playing Call of Duty in their underpants. And the girl comes in in a pair of jean shorts for an infant. Mom and dad aren't home. Can I borrow 20 bucks? Oh, yes. You, for money. You have a duty. Go get a job. Get your own job. Get money. I know one way I can get some money. What are you doing? All right, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[John Holmberg]

You're my stepsister. It's not like we're really related. What are you doing? You're hard. You must like it. Brett's philosophy. What am I supposed to do? You're really hot. If my dad finds out. And what's even the porn dummies are like. We won't tell them. Of course you won't. You bury it. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rocket.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

37 year old stepbrother with no job playing games. You know what?

[John Holmberg]

Porn?

[Brady Bogan]

What?

[John Holmberg]

You know what? You know what isn't sexy ever? It's one of the Gilbert goons in porn is in the middle. He's like, what are you doing? And then he's on the Internet while she's doing it, and he's like, I did our family tree. We're cousins for real. And then you'd want that to end right there. I don't care if you don't. Would be gross. We're really related. What are you doing? I'm doing it. Oh, I guess I'm into it or I wouldn't be so erect. Bibliography. Prep the sleep. Yeah, that's gross.

[Brady Bogan]

You can get hard.

[John Holmberg]

Play ball. Hey, if there's grass on the field and your wiener says thumbs up, I don't see a problem, man. Sign.

[Brady Bogan]

Herbert.

[John Holmberg]

This email came and said would Ronnie stay with Brady if he told her he used to be £250? I don't know. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Old enough to drive the store. Old enough to get bread. Oh, what kind of hillbillies. You're listening now. I've never heard that one. Yeah, immediately attach a name to that. I'm gonna put Herbert Newton on that. That is Robert Haslett. Old enough to drive to the store. Old enough to get bread. Yeah. These hillbillies that we got. You see what it did there with the word bread? I get it.

[Brady Bogan]

You get it.

[John Holmberg]

Old enough to get bread. That's from him. I just printed it for you. So you have him. All right, I'm gonna frame this one. Bob, if you work with Robert Haslett, if you're his boss, fire him immediately. Old enough to drive to the store. I'm gonna say that every day. That is my. That is my New Year's resolution. There won't be a day in 2024 I don't utter that disgusting phrase. Look over there, man. She's young. Old enough to drive to the store. Old enough to get bread. And he spelled it B R E, D. He did it right. So he's got a little bit of an education. Yuck. John. My dad and uncle used to call it hunting for pelts. I don't think I like anybody anymore, but don't call the news again. Just amicably split. Come up with a story. Find all the people that have found out about it and tell them, here's the story we tell. That's the way the world used to work. The royal family used to be great about. This is the story we're going with. Anybody deviates gets killed. The Italians. Here's what we know. If you drift and start wrecking our story, you're. That's as good as talking. You're out. I find out Brett and Mathias are cousins, first cousins. And, well, you'd see a black eye. Well, right. And then I'd see that Brett's single again, it just didn't work out. And I'd go with him like, hey, you know what? They're great friends. They just were going two different directions. But she could drive. I know she was old enough to get bred away from the family tree.

[Brady Bogan]

She got bred a lot.

[John Holmberg]

Old enough to drive. What's going on? But that's a generational thing. Cause, you know, 70s, early 80s was all about, like 15 year olds. They loved them. Weird. Good God. Good God. I told you, I don't want to talk to you guys anymore. That's disgusting. But. And then, you know, and you can't blame guys like Troy Hayden for taking that call and going, we're sending a camera crew immediately to your cousin house. Why are you telling the news?

[Brady Bogan]

Not anymore. But how long they got to go over there individually? There's no camera.

[John Holmberg]

There's no camera guy. It's a guy who's.

[Brady Bogan]

Bring your phone.

[John Holmberg]

22 years of this, Brady. How many times have we done that? Well, here it is again. A guy in England just found out that his wife of 10 years is actually his mother.

[Brady Bogan]

It's one or two a year.

[John Holmberg]

It's a few a year. And. And the news finds out, and I still don't know how the news knows.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, how about that? These are the ones that we're finding about.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. What don't we know? The decent people that find out that get divorced and keep it quiet forever. Yikes. I mean, there's 7 billion people on the planet. Boning someone in your family is just lazy. Go out and meet somebody. She was right here. I mean, she's always in the house. And I figured, why go to a bar and spend money when my sister's right there sleeping every night in her panties? And she's driver's license jar. Some shine right there. There are a lot of mason jars involved in. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Inter familial well, think about the animal kingdom. The ones that I don't. Prides and all.

[John Holmberg]

Right, stop it. Your whole Bible is based on the idea that we're better than the animals. The fact that now we're comparing one family, basically. Sure, but that's gross. We're not the animal family. Every time that happens, I'm like, yeah, but we're supposed to be better than that. And most animals know. Oh wait, relatives. Weird. It's gross. That's why I root for the alien. I'm waiting for them to show up because that'll be.

[Brady Bogan]

That they're all related.

[John Holmberg]

That. Oh no, don't tell me. No, no, no. Is there a new one? No, I'm still thinking of the driving in the bread one. The interspecies relationships that will eventually occur. It's gonna make it interesting. You see the thing in Brazil, they found those giant people, like 18 foot guys walking around. I can't find them again. But there was a dude who was in his yard or something. He's looking out and he's like, there's a couple dudes walking through this field of like 12 foot, 15 foot grass. And they're chest high. They're above it, they're above it and they're just walking along these giant long arms. There's some video of it and it immediately got scrubbed and whatever. But they're the giant people of Brazil now. And some guys. Well, there's going to be cameras. We're eventually going to find out something because there's cameras everywhere. I can't find a picture, but it is not normal. And they're just humongous, like human sort of shaped things. And the guys like that isn't. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Is this what the escaped doctors from World War II that moved to Brazil.

[John Holmberg]

Came up with like 10ft of grass?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, geez.

[John Holmberg]

These things are wandering around Brazil and yeah, the Brazil alien. Super tall beings caught on video roaming the hillside. Must have been grass on the field. People in Brazil have been talking about this for a while. And there he is next to. It's a strange video if you haven't seen it. It's on tmz. But like he walks by a wall kind of, you know, they move a little funny. Like I don't know this probably fake, but if it's not, I welcome it. I'm looking forward to the next group that shows up here.

[Brady Bogan]

I did made me think of the. I think it was the Rose Bowl.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh no.

[Brady Bogan]

Macy's Day. No, it was the Rose Bowl. It's the tourism For Louisiana float.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And they had kind of Mardi Gras dance crew. And about six of them were on those four foot, almost like drywall. Drywall stilts.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they're doing a full dance.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Those two, like it looked like.

[Brady Bogan]

Are they. You're questioning whether they're on stilts or not, Right.

[John Holmberg]

There are certain guys who can wander around on those stilts and make it look normal. I don't like it. I think that's creepy. Brady, you la. It says here, brady, you laughed at old enough to drive, old enough to get bread, and realized that your daughter has a car in the parking lot. That's how creepy that sentence is. You can't laugh at that anymore.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what it'll say on her birthday cake. In July, she turned 16.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Vader. This guy says my dad used to say, old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bread. It didn't even wait for the driver's license if she was ambulatory and could make it to the store. Well, then, there she is. She's breeding age. Vader, kissing cousins is one thing, but boning them and having a kid is way left field. Sure, sure. Heavy pet with a hot cousin, but don't penetrate it. Good Lord.

[Brady Bogan]

That was the rule. Kissing cousin.

[John Holmberg]

Kiss it. You can kiss her, but don't go all with the fingers and the dilly dallys. If you see her hooey, run away. Well, kiss it and then leave. As long as it's just your mouths on each other, it ain't inset. Ask your mama, sister trick. Oh, humanity. If it's old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bread and then the. Of course, if it bleeds, it breeds. Thank you for that. Everybody's gross. I'm going to pick it up. Brett, this ain't me. Okay, this one ain't me. I don't know. Right off the printer, this one says, in Utah, doing your cousin actually makes things hotter. I've been there. Alabama used to have a blood test from the state before you got married. And that was the reason why the blood test thing going away was stupid. Oh, this guy said my wife and I were looking at family names the same way. Those two were before our son was born. And in our family tree, we found the name Holden on both sides and realized that's a great name and we have it in common. We're not related. But we remembered later on that week that our last name is Cox. And you don't necessarily want to have your son in Holden, that's great stuff. Anyway, if you're related to your wife, divorce her, don't tell the news, and just move on with your life. It's a mistake. You had a nice time. Something got revealed again. Brady, if Ronnie turned out that she was a man right before you met.

[Brady Bogan]

Her, I'm not letting it out.

[John Holmberg]

You're not letting it out in your pr. I hope you're not staying, because that's gonna. If. The longer you stay, the more. The more the odds are that's coming at. I'm Buford T. Justice. I'm gonna go home and punch your mama right in the mouth. See, there's the danger of it. Brett makes a decent point that if you're gonna run from that kind of thing, if you. If you divorce her, there's a chance she gets all prideful later and tells everyone. And then it's like, hey, I've seen your ex wife on the news lately. Don't leave a witness. And then, yeah, that's right. The old don't leave any. Leave one story. Yours, James writes 15 gets you 20, but 16 gets you home. Come on, you guys. Get on the trolley here. What is this? Thanks, Benny. Mardonos. Everybody always brings this into the party. You meet Margot Robbie and you're banging. You do some research, find out your cousins. But she's okay with it if you are. Do you stop? Yes. Remember the word cousins in the middle of your sentence.

[Brady Bogan]

Not telling anybody.

[John Holmberg]

As long as she doesn't tell me during. So let me ask you this. David Morgan, Big M, little organ. If you find out she's your sister. Does that. Is that a bridge too far? Yes. Yes. Those cousins. We're cousins. Great. Let me just finish up here. You grab a mop, and we're never gonna talk again. Yeah. Margot Robbie as your cousin is an unfortunate twist of fate in your life. You shouldn't have those feelings. That would basically seal it for me. There is no God. There's no God at that point. That woman is my cousin. I got to be close to her. Yep, we're friendly, but he's drawn a barrier. Done. There is no God.

[Brady Bogan]

I pray. I pray to God. Show me a sign that it's okay. Please show me something.

[John Holmberg]

I'd be. If I was religious, I'd be thumbing through that Bible trying to find the one line that I can interpret as like, well, if she's Margot Robbie, hot, I'm. You know.

[Brady Bogan]

Here's one. When Noah hit beach, you'd have Kevin.

[John Holmberg]

Rowe going through the law books, trying to find some kind of. Says here thou would be forgiven if. It's Robbie, hottest man. Robbie hot. That's Margot. Robbie. That must be what he's talking about. Yeah. That's not right, if that. If your aunts and uncles came from. You hadn't seen them for like 15 years. And her little five year old daughter, that's the last time you saw her shows up. She's 20 now. And you remember your cousin Margot? No, I don't. Who's that? That's Margo. Your cousin now. Yeah, but she's still your cousin. I got more printing. Is this you?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I don't like this headshirt.

[John Holmberg]

I don't like any of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[John Holmberg]

A lot of these guys like their girls. Like their rumors. Aged 15 years and full of coke. See, that's fun. Thanks. Bill Clinton. Yeah. All right. I'm not breathing. Incest is the best. Put your sister to the test. Stop it. Just stop telling the news. That's all I can. Nicholas wants us to do the math for him. It says I hooked up with my uncle's wife's. That's your aunt? Brother's daughter. Uncle. Wife by marriage. Her brother had a daughter. Touchdown. My mom and my uncle are adopted. The girl was porn star hot. Am I in the clear?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Adopted mom.

[John Holmberg]

It's not blood.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it ain't blood, bro.

[John Holmberg]

Really? Can she drive to the store? All right. Is she good driver? You got a lot of scenes. So you're okay with going to one of your family reunions?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I'm looking at a. It's safe.

[John Holmberg]

Any. My basic rule is it's safe for procreation. Yeah, you can have a non r word. Baby with a sister, it's just a crapshoot, right? Odds go higher. My rule in life, it's safer to go along with. Always wash with soap and water after a poo. One boner per room. The third one I'm gonna add to this because of you guys. Yuck. Is if you can see her at a family reunion, she's probably not worth hooking up with.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you know so many people.

[John Holmberg]

All right, what are my reunions? Family reunions.

[Brady Bogan]

Get along with your friends.

[John Holmberg]

You don't know half those people anyway. If you meet at a family reunion, it. It's wrong. So if you're this guy. Me or that guy. If you are this dude, that's. What is it? His dad's wife's brother, sister's uncle, whoever. And that broad is. Is Dua lipa. See, but okay. Hey, know what? That's The TR can do. I know that. It's my uncle's uncle's brother's daughter. Do I know that? Who was adopted on top of that. Okay, well, then, no. That I'm totally banging. See, I told you. Yeah. If you adopted Dua Lipa and brought her over to my house right now, I'm banging your daughter. Oh, yeah, that's happened. Nathan Hyde, who says horrible things on my email all the time, said, well, we found the segment that ends the morning signature show. I don't want to meet any of your listeners. All right. Is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Yes, it is, because you don't turn your back on your family. Oh, man. Yeah, you bring. Can't. This guy said it. He's talking about bringing condoms to a family reunion. You just don't do it. But yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, caveat. If I'm at the family reunion and everything's going gangbusters and I'm at the buffet table, which, by the way, I wouldn't be. But let's just for the sake of imagination, put me at the buffet table. You tell turkeys. Exactly. I'm just gonna be looking. I'm not shopping. And next to me. Excuse me. I like it. Some of those peas. I'm like, hi. Wow, you're from. You're from England. Yeah, I'm Nate's daughter. You're Nate's daughter. I've never met you.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

I'm adopted. I'm going in right there at the buffet table. Oh, Miss America. If it's Dua Lipa and she tells me there's no blood relation yet. We're going to pound town. I'm still not telling anybody. When my uncle comes over and goes, did you bang my adopted daughter?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Yes, Mr. Allen, I did. Here we go with the worst sentence I've ever read in my life. If they're old enough to crawl, at least they're in the right position.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I'm gonna light fire to all of the audience, and we're just gonna start over.

[Brady Bogan]

Wake up.

[John Holmberg]

Song brought to you by I am. I'm gon. I'm going to light fire to society. Brady, your God killed everything on the planet once. Back in the Noah days. How much worse was it then than. Than now?

[Brady Bogan]

How's the reset button going now?

[John Holmberg]

Where's your reset button now?

[Brady Bogan]

God, that's why a lot of people think it's happening soon.

[John Holmberg]

It isn't. It has to be. If he did it once, he not only killed all the people, he killed the fish and the animals. Things got so sideways he kept Noah and two of each. If you're stupid enough to buy it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And if you do buy it, you're saying, well, he said he wouldn't do it again, but not with water, right?

[John Holmberg]

He said no more water and I ain't coming the same way twice. You'll see is essentially how we left that story. Open ended, ready for the sequel. Y' all stay were the last words of that movie. But if it was that bad once, what are you waiting for, bro? You're a bad God. Old enough to crawl. Good Lord, that's the world we live in. And now we're gonna play 17 by winger, which was a smash hit. Something been wrong with us the whole time. It is a good song. And when we talked to Kip Winger last year, which was a great chat, the Kiplinger movie was just an awesome talk. He brought up the fact that the only line in this song he did not write and didn't want to sing was, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me. And he said, and that's the only one they remember because it is the grossest line in the song. 17. It's still illegal. 17 gets you 20, but she can drive to the store. Oh man, I've never heard that one. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

[Doug Hopkins]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Well as uncle and aunt. Drunk is.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's what I'm saying. Addicted to Anything. The uncle. If you've ever been to rehab and you're carrying a chip around and you've got. You've burned every bridge in the family and you're kind of working your way back in. Your job is to shut the up during the holidays. You make it miserable for everyone. And every family's got one. Every family's got the cracky that rolls around right around the end of October, early November goes, hey, what are we doing for the holiday? Ah, great. Cracky's opened the box. Geez. Don't know Cracky. I mean, Jen, we were talking about flying up to Vancouver. Oh. So nothing here. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then.

[John Holmberg]

And then you gotta make a trip to Vancouver that you didn't really want to make. Just to not lie to him.

[Brady Bogan]

Hide.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody likes. Nobody likes this.

[Brady Bogan]

I smell food.

[John Holmberg]

You want to be with Kirby and Ronnie? That's about it. Maybe grandma. That's about it. I want to be with my. My mom, my dad. I'll have separate things. There. That's fine. Enough. I'm not gonna eat every goddamn day, but I'll go say hi, go hang out with Megan's folks.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you're in a.

[John Holmberg]

That's fine.

[Brady Bogan]

You're in a situation where it sometimes could turn into two multiple.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'll do the stops. I'm fine with that. No problem. You know why? Because I'm in charge of everything when it comes to this. I don't show up to any. Please come to the family dinner. It'll mean so much to us. No, everybody hates each other. We're not. This is not a comfortable situation. So let's keep it small and have little lunches and dinners and do whatever. We don't have to have a big turkey. We did that already when we were four.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's the thing.

[Doug Hopkins]

Usually those family members know that there's tension.

[John Holmberg]

Sure. And they invite tension.

[Brady Bogan]

Right?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. I don't like the multiple thing. Because it cuts into your football time. No, not me.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the multiple is good.

[John Holmberg]

I do whatever I want.

[Brady Bogan]

You can use the one like, oh, we gotta get going.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

I thought you were big on the football, though.

[John Holmberg]

You love the football. No, no, I'm saying I watch the football. I do whatever I want. Oh, okay. I'm not bailing out.

[Doug Hopkins]

You don't pay attention to that.

[John Holmberg]

Couple of the games suck, and then. Yeah, I just don't get involved in the nonsense. If there's a thing planned and everybody's got it straightened out to where we've got no cracky and no drama, I'LL go. If it's cracky and drama, I find other things to do. I'll hang out with Fitz. Fitz never has anything to do on Thanksgiving. We invited him over last year because he was the lonely guy and we tried to get him to nail Megan's aunt. Hey, mama. No, they'll go. She wasn't interested. He's. He wants another run. We should get Fitz on the Cracker Barrel thing, take over for Toledo. Look, I'll take Fitz to Cracker Barrel for the Thanksgiving. You and Fitz. I'll hang out with my mom. I'll do that. That's an nice thing. Go over and have, you know, a little lunch or dinner with my mom at one point. There's no reason for my mother to make a 12 pound turkey for three people. That's ridiculous. So you start feeling obligated to invite more crackies over. No reason for me to combo any of mice my family with Megan's family. They got their thing in drama. We got our thing in drama. You don't want to put together, smash those together? No, I don't want my mom and Megan's mom to sit back and go, that blonde girl over there is an asshole. That's my daughter. Uh oh, here we go. It's on. Who knew? But she is an asshole. You have to admit sometimes both. Boy, here we go. We got trouble. You never know which one's gonna say it. Somebody's gonna slip up and say something. My mom could say it, Megan's mom could say it, not know who the hell they're talking about. And the next thing you know, you got drama. Until next year when you gotta pretend to like each other. It's a mess. Crackies. It's all your fault. Trackies and alcoholics. It's all, all your faults. Stop asking. You make everybody feel guilty about not inviting you to anything because you were jerks for 10 years while you were stealing cars and copper wire. And now all of a sudden you've straightened it out, so we have to like you. Nope, doesn't have to be the case. And in fact, if you're a normal and you say to your husband or wife, you know, he's really straightened his life out.

[Brady Bogan]

Shut up.

[John Holmberg]

You've just ruined Thanksgiving for about five people. So crackies, shut up. No asking. I got a cracky asking already. Shut it down.

[Doug Hopkins]

Have a cracky Thanksgiving.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah, invite other than crackies to. Why don't we have crackies? That's a good idea. Crackies.

[Doug Hopkins]

Lots of drama.

[John Holmberg]

You had to meet other crackies in your rehab road. Get some little skinny turkey, some little messed out turkey that's sitting on the table shaking. I don't feel much like eating. None of them eat. None of them eat anyway. They're all just interested in their next hidden crack. Things have been really good since September. I've been real clean since September. I've been. I've been on the right track since about. All right, shut up. We get it. I need some crack.

[Doug Hopkins]

You're going to Aunt Jones this year.

[John Holmberg]

Aunt Jones.

[Brady Bogan]

No forks, only spoons.

[John Holmberg]

And then when the one time I thought things were going to be normal, we went over to my dad's house. Everybody's there. I'm like, this is nice. I got. Everybody's behaving. Everybody's feeling good. My aunt goes, I've got the shingles. Huh? Oh, Jesus. She took her shirt off.

[Brady Bogan]

Get out of here, Bradshaw.

[John Holmberg]

That opens the door to all the old people's ailments. And then it wasn't. Nobody could top this because it was a current one. This was.

[Brady Bogan]

No, check this out.

[John Holmberg]

Back in June, I had a little bit of a head cancer. So what? Watch this. And she took her shirt off and she's like coated dragon scales that are currently bleeding and. Oh, I can't. You send her to. Oh, I stopped talking to her and I walked away. I'm not touching you. And then she wanted to slice off.

[Brady Bogan]

A little of breast and slap it on there.

[John Holmberg]

Say it at the end. I just. I. I'll forgive. I'll forego the pain just for a hug goodbye. I'm like, oh, Joan. Oh, your fingers feel like fire. The hug means more to me than the pain. And I'm like, it doesn't to me. This is awful. She's thankful for you, John. She's not blood sponge.

[Brady Bogan]

You could have healed her.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, she's. Oh, she got better. It was just about the family Thanksgiving right under my right breast. Put that away. And then it goes all the way around my back. Here. I'll take my shirt off before we eat.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You were like, is there any on your breast, Joan?

[John Holmberg]

No, I wanted turkey. I couldn't hear breast again for another eight hours. Who wants the breast? Has Joan touched it? If you've got chickenpox, I've seen the commercial. It's in you. Thanks. Thanks for that. Real uplifting message for the holidays. It's in me. That's what. It's Thanksgiving. It's in you. So crackies and sick people and all that. Knock it off, shut up and wait for your Invite if you're not invited. Do a little self inventory. Sit back and think to yourself, what have I done to not be invited to the family thing? What have I done? Do I want to be part of it or not? Because if you do and no one's inviting you, that's about you, right? If you want to go and you're inviting yourself, recognize you're a self inviter. You're the worst person on the planet. There's nobody worse than ever that says, I'm not going to lift a finger, but I'd love to show up at your thing. But John, I've got nowhere to go. I don't care. There's a reason why. There's a reason Your lot in life is loneliness, which is a reason I've turned it around. Well, not yet. You're still the cracky. No one trusts you.

[Brady Bogan]

Not quite. There's four turns.

[John Holmberg]

There's a whole bunch of people who haven't invited you. Evidently you haven't turned it around like you think. Every time you call and say, I'm coming to Thanksgiving, four other calls are made and going. You know, Robert called me and said he wants to come. I know. He called us too. Everybody's in cahoots on how to handle you.

[Brady Bogan]

Family, networking.

[John Holmberg]

No, the networking of. What do we do about it? Do we invite him? Is he really better? Is he gonna steal our goods?

[Brady Bogan]

Staff and someone will.

[John Holmberg]

I won't have him in my house.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll watch him. Yeah, somebody makes the stand.

[John Holmberg]

He's not coming to my house. He's not coming to my house, God damn it. Not after last time.

[Brady Bogan]

He'll be fine. I'll be responsible for him then.

[John Holmberg]

That guy won't come. So now you got. Uncle Dave's over here. Robert's going. I'm not going. I'll watch football at home. I'll get a TV dinner. It's a mess. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. This is the time where Brady's way of seeing the world is the better way. Put the rose colored glasses on. Let all the expensive stuff walk out of your house without a question because you invited the crack family and just. Well, that's just a lot in life we have.

[Brady Bogan]

We have to replace it.

[John Holmberg]

We're just fortunate enough to have extra.

[Brady Bogan]

At least they didn't get the sweet potato.

[John Holmberg]

What? They take the food. You're. You're doomed. Oh, a whole thing started at my house once because my dad at the end of the night brought extra people and then we had tons of food and we're like all Right. Everybody needs to take some of this home. My dad's like, I'm not taking any of that home. I don't want any of that leftover stuff. And we made this massive amount of food. Nobody would take any home. So my mom and I are strapped with all the extras. My mom just lost her mind. I cooked all day for this. Goddammit. Somebody taking this stuff home. It's not gonna sit and rot in my refrigerator. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go.

[Brady Bogan]

Cause what's that? If no one's taking it home, they must not.

[John Holmberg]

No, everybody loved it. It's just, this is just. I'm just.

[Brady Bogan]

Everybody was all of a sudden died as a person.

[John Holmberg]

My mom wasn't worried about that. She was worried about paranoia cleaning up after because nobody was going to clean. She was going to do all the cleaning. She was going to have to store all this food, just throw it away. She spent the money to buy and make the food and then everybody all of a sudden was just like, I just had a slats. Blood's bloody. Oh, just watch the inferno start to burn in her. I had to drag her in the bag. Just calm down, calm down. We'll give it to the dogs. Except the turkey, that's bad for dogs. I made all day long I sat in that oven. Should have tranquillized. Yeah, I should have. Should have knocked her coal here, plugged her nose and just poured wine in.

[Brady Bogan]

Drink it in sleep.

[John Holmberg]

I Woke up at 5:30 and got it a goddamn bird. Just to have people say no, you keep it at the end. Everyone here can go themselves. Like Happy Thanksgiving. Everyone out. That is everyone out. It's every house. Every house, every year.

[Brady Bogan]

Woke up, it's one of John's in laws sucking my toes.

[John Holmberg]

It could happen. They never know. It doesn't matter. That's why I don't combo. I have no interest in comboing. The second someone suggests it, I'm the only one that says go ahead. I'm not gonna be there. Mary Effing holidays from the Big Red Radio UPD Homburg's morning sickness. This segment is brought to you guys by Action Ride Shop. Now if you're thinking about heading up north to hit the slopes for some skiing, some boarding, or if you're just gonna stay down here in the valley and do some mountain biking, Action Ride Shop is your place to be. They got all the gear and all the knowledge you're gonna need, so check them out [e-mail] or better yet, just go visit them over There on Gilbert Road.

[Brady Bogan]

And Southern. Southern.

[John Holmberg]

It's Action Ride Shop. Of course. We all know that Tiger woods mother was Thai. But we said Filipino. But we're all figuring out we were wrong. But that's all right. It was a lot better. It was a lot better than what the answer that guy gave was. Which was just white guy. Well.

[Doug Hopkins]

And Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

And then I was way off the mark.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Is a different kind of thing.

[John Holmberg]

Brady thought Ty was Taiwanese.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

When clearly Taiwan is in Australia somewhere.

[Brady Bogan]

Philippines. But the Philippines are close to death. Thailand.

[Doug Hopkins]

Aren't they? Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Very good. So she could be Filipino. This would be the worst moment. You realize you just spent money on a Geography 101 with Mr. Bogan and that was the worst moment in class. Philippines are close to Taiwan. All right, let's get back to the map.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sticking with a Filipino.

[Doug Hopkins]

How could you ever pass Brady's tests?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Taiwanese. Huh? You think they're Thai people? From Thai? Thailandia. Thailandians. Thailandians.

[Doug Hopkins]

He'd say thay land.

[Brady Bogan]

Thailand.

[John Holmberg]

We gotta do that every once in a while. Brady's geography over here in Thailand by Bangkok. It's actually Kansas. And I believe the city is Manhattan. I see it different than you. Agree to disagree.

[Brady Bogan]

Australia.

[John Holmberg]

Turn the map over, Brady. That's the North Pole. Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

I see.

[John Holmberg]

I get it now. A little shrapnel in my shrapnel. I've been saying it like that since you said it the first time. I like shrapnel better.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I say shrapnel.

[John Holmberg]

I like shrapnel better.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, not shrapnel.

[John Holmberg]

Kind of like Hormel. You think shrapnel not shrapnel.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I always think of chili now. What? Did you hear that, Eric? He said shrapnel, not shrapnel.

[Brady Bogan]

You say shrapnel. You say. I'm pronouncing it like shrapnel.

[John Holmberg]

And you say shrapnel. Somebody want to help me out with that?

[Doug Hopkins]

I'm not sure.

[John Holmberg]

Am I hearing it wrong?

[Doug Hopkins]

Is he got a different accent on?

[Brady Bogan]

What am I?

[John Holmberg]

It's like when people try to say, no, it's not Tempe. It's Tempe.

[Brady Bogan]

Tempe.

[John Holmberg]

Tempe. Not Tempe. No, you say tempe. You're just saying it quicker the second time. That's all.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. No, I say quicker.

[John Holmberg]

I say. You say shrapnel.

[Brady Bogan]

Shrapnel.

[John Holmberg]

It's a softer pee. What are we doing different, Brady?

[Brady Bogan]

You're saying help me help you.

[John Holmberg]

Help me.

[Brady Bogan]

I'M saying correctly.

[John Holmberg]

What you're saying you're mispronouncing it correctly. I'm missing. I'm mispronouncing the mispronounce. So I'm saying shrapnel. Wrong.

[Doug Hopkins]

Right.

[John Holmberg]

And you're saying. Get it right, John.

[Brady Bogan]

I say it all in one word. I'm saying shrapnel.

[John Holmberg]

Shrapnel.

[Doug Hopkins]

Either way, that's not the damn word.

[John Holmberg]

We're both shrapnel. But I like shrapnel better. What do you say?

[Brady Bogan]

Shrapnel.

[John Holmberg]

And what am I saying?

[Doug Hopkins]

Say it again.

[John Holmberg]

Shrapnel.

[Doug Hopkins]

You put a little more emphasis on the end.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe. Yeah. Okay. A little slower than his version. There. Now you're much better. So I have to say it like I'm having a little aneurysm?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Like you've got Tourette Extreme Shrapnel. There you go.

[John Holmberg]

We won't even get into pyrotechnics. No, that could last around.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're an.

[John Holmberg]

I like how you say it better.

[Brady Bogan]

Expert at it. You have expert pyrotechniques?

[John Holmberg]

No, because then you'd just be good at starting. You'd be good at starting fires. Pyrotechniques. But I like that better, too. I want to speak Brady. Brady's language is prettier. Your language is much prettier than ours. Shrapnel and pyrotechniques. It sounds like a flower field. I don't know what rape is. Rape. Rape changes. Chung de. I like the way you talk better. You. I. I like. I'm like.

[Brady Bogan]

You can't dog pile on this one, my friend.

[John Holmberg]

What are you talking about? I screwed up. Nobody's dog piling. I just.

[Brady Bogan]

He's dog piling and Toledo expert over there. Geography wizard.

[John Holmberg]

Expel.

[Brady Bogan]

Unbelievable.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you did say Taiwanese. Hey, I feel your pain. I did the Brady report a couple times. I know you did pretty good. I. But however, there are some words that you've missed that have. When you. When you say him. You think that's how I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Hieronymo. I know.

[John Holmberg]

That was a big one.

[Brady Bogan]

See?

[John Holmberg]

That was a big one. I've had plenty of problems. Geronimo was bad news. The best.

[Doug Hopkins]

Those. When Brady just reads the little inserts that they put in to warn you about things.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, the fcc.

[Brady Bogan]

That happened once.

[John Holmberg]

That was one time.

[Brady Bogan]

That was the other week.

[John Holmberg]

But I do that all the time. Shut your mouth when you're talking.

[Brady Bogan]

Talking to me.

[John Holmberg]

I said that was great. He's gonna throw you through a Freaking window.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, like it happens all the time.

[John Holmberg]

I like when he does it too, though.

[Brady Bogan]

You're saying it's not gonna happen again?

[John Holmberg]

It could happen.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it won't happen.

[John Holmberg]

Is the expert over there?

[Brady Bogan]

I warranty that does not happen again.

[John Holmberg]

That is Brady Bogan's guarantee. He may have shrapnel in his head from some rotten pyro techniques, but he.

[Brady Bogan]

Guarantees I'm gonna lay odds on that.

[John Holmberg]

I'll take all kinds of money on that one. As sp as sure as the wolf howls at the moon. It's iguaring and drinks from milk ducks. Milk ducks. See?

[Brady Bogan]

No milk ducks.

[John Holmberg]

He's gonna kill him. He's gonna kill him. He just keeps bringing up the past. Yeah, it's not a good idea, Toledo. I know. Don't do every word farther Brady's ever said wrong. Brady's language is prettier than ours. Brady's language does have good memory.

[Brady Bogan]

He has a.

[John Holmberg]

Because it's all written down on that record.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe no one looking for is a good memory. Idiot.

[John Holmberg]

He's got good memory. Idiot.

[Doug Hopkins]

I. I actually can't see it.

[John Holmberg]

I was just.

[Doug Hopkins]

There it is. I was waiting for the ID 10T.

[John Holmberg]

He's got good memory. Idiot.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's not what I said.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I want to know. I want you to call him a proper name.

[Brady Bogan]

Name.

[John Holmberg]

Go on.

[Brady Bogan]

A proper name.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And your flower.

[Brady Bogan]

Richard.

[John Holmberg]

There you go, Richard.

[Brady Bogan]

Toledo.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Simplify.

[John Holmberg]

That's it. Maran Margaret. Headline says history made as Spain's first parliamentarian with down syndrome takes her chair. She won. Now it's still hard for me to see this and not chuckle a little bit. If I lost my job to someone with down syndrome, I'd realize I'd probably not been doing a very good job. We non down syndrome folks should be able to win that job interview. If I want to know who she ran against and how that guy feels today. Who beat you, I don't want to talk about it. For decades now, could you imagine if you had the job? Or you're like going for a job interview like, I think I got this. This is it. And then you go back like a month later and go, I never heard back from him. And you see the person where you thought you were gonna work. Hi, how are you? Welcome aboard. I'm gonna jelly beans like, oh my God. I did an interview as well. Anyway, it says for decades she battled to ensure that people with intellectual disabilities were part of the conversation. Progress has been made. Mar Galcarian became Spain's first parliamentarian with down syndrome. It's unprecedented. Society is starting to see people with down syndrome have something to contribute. But it's a long word. Then my favorite part of the article says, slowly she worked her way up the party apparatus. How else are you going to describe it? But I'm all for that. More downs. Folks in offices. Too many people thinking and writing lawyer letters and everything else. Ask a Down syndrome kid, what do you think should happen between this and this? And they'll tell you like I met. Immediately. They said, stop doing that and hug. You get into an argument with someone with down syndrome, they're gonna hug you. And if you push them away, you're an asshole. If we sent a Down syndrome president in there to talk to Hamas and Benji Netanyahu. Okay, okay, everybody calm down. Let's just play Connect 4 for a minute. And then you just play Connect 4 for a second. You're like, this is kind of fun. And Hamas and Benjamin Netanyahu are playing Connect 4. That's progress, because they're not going to tell the mentally challenged person, shut up. We're fighting. Why everybody fight. Connect Four diagonally. Petite, sneaky Tess. They would stop things. Come here, give me a hug. You seem angry. And then you'd be like, oh, my God, it's happening. I want a mentally retarded governor before 2030. And don't make the jokes. We got Katie Hobbs. You know what I'm talking about.

[Brady Bogan]

I think people are worried that, you know, the guy would come in and I have a development that I want to put in there. And in the park, I'll have a jelly bean machine for you.

[John Holmberg]

Approved, right? Oh, no. There's the manipulation factor. That would be like, we're gonna have a banana tree and there's gonna be elephants. Oh, my God. Build that today. Like, all right, you need a handler to go.

[Doug Hopkins]

Would be a little different.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, exactly. Like, do you like jelly beans? Because I'm. I'm gonna build a forest of jelly beans around my great big nuclear power plant.

[Doug Hopkins]

But you have to burn down this forest first.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, Jelly bean forest for dumb. Non Jelly bean forest. Approved. And then you'd have to have her handlers going, all right, now, we talked about the jelly bean forest. You know, it's not real. And that would be against the law to go in there and lie like that to a mentally challenged person. And then you find out that these corporate bigwigs that everybody's mad at going in there, telling a mentally retarded person, they get a jelly bean forced. If they say yes, they'd be, ooh, the booze would rain down from every angle, left, right, or otherwise. You can't promise a jelly bean forest to a Down syndrome person and then not deliver it.

[Doug Hopkins]

Do you let the newly elected Downsy make the speech to say, I was.

[John Holmberg]

Manipulated, I was fooled, but jelly bean forest. And they're not gonna go lie about that. And then you'll know the truth. Down syndrome politicians need to be our only politician before I Die. It should be illegal for someone who doesn't have downs to run something political. Some of them, we got in their worst shape. I know, I know. That's. That's the argument. I'm not even calling names. That's the argument. But then they also have law degrees. Down syndrome folks don't have law degrees. If they do, it was ceremonial because you'd never hire that lawyer. About the good doctor. Come on.

[Doug Hopkins]

If you're hiring him as a politician.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you're. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You want a slimy weirdo to be a lawyer. You don't want an honest down syndrome person.

[Doug Hopkins]

They do the pro bono case.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, no, no, no. Stop it. You know what I'm talking about. Everybody's got their dumb argument. Oh, why would you. No, you want a lawyer to be a lawyer. You want a negotiator, an arbitrator to have downson because they're sweet and they're kind and they hug and they get to the end of stuff. And it would be a life sentence to lie to one about a jelly bean forest for your environmentally dangerous plan.

[Doug Hopkins]

Televised that trial.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. People would.

[Brady Bogan]

It wouldn't. It would.

[John Holmberg]

Instead of being so polarized left and right, we'd all be on the same pitch. You believe he told that retarded girl that he'd give her a jelly bean forest if she built that coal factory? Unbelievable. What an asshole. You manipulated a mentally challenged person. Wars would end in a half an hour, and we'd have hug offs. Connect 4. One game of Connect 4 between Hamas and Netanyahu, and you start realizing how silly everything is. Let's play Connect 4. Okay. Battleship. All right. That is a fun war. Nobody dies. I'm like, that's better. Like, whoever wins Battleship gets the Gaza Strip. What's wrong with that idea? It's not bad. Okay, Hamas, you can't be alive anymore because you lost Battleship. Oh, all right. It's happening. I used to fight against it. Now I'm for it.

[Brady Bogan]

You want to do away with White House, it's the down house.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Getting down at the house. Welcome to the down house. It's a thing. Proud of you. Good job. Mar Spain, you're on point. For my future, my fellow Americans, that's my dream, is to someday hear that. I promise to not screw up too bad. But I'll probably make some mistakes. Dolly. Oh, and occasionally, the president would be caught on a playground. Like, oh, he found a playground. He started to goof around. Like, it's right now. Like, Brett Said there's a good chance Biden's wandered off onto a slide.

[Brady Bogan]

Great.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. All right. Nobody filmed this. But if you filmed our down syndrome president on slide before she passed, she started wandering into playground. Do you ever ride one of those horses? She's one of those bobby horses. But that's not expected. If a Down syndrome president's like, take me to the park. And the whole America would be like, aw, she needed a break. Billy wants us to get downsy lawyers here so we can get the heat stroke back up and running. Yeah, yeah, that's true. They'll get it done.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I want a lawyer to defend me to be no downs but a lawyer I'm against. I would love to have the downsy ones would get our heat. Why do you take it away? People love it and it was for charity. It's outside and it's outside. Everyone loves playing outside the downs. Kid's right. When we've been fighting back and forth over semantics, it's so simple. Jelly beans, a game of connect four and some golf for charity. What were we thinking canceling that.

[Brady Bogan]

Idiots.

[John Holmberg]

Down Some syndrome people. The future belongs to you and I'm all for it. It's time now for Brady to give you all the news that only Brady knows. We call this the Brady report. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] 78 degrees today in this beautiful place. So you can sit, get a little shade so you're not, you know, squinting. Squinting causes wrinkles and we're all getting to that age. We got to worry about that. So let's get some shade on that back patio while we're sitting outside sipping mimosas and watching TV on that glorious television you've got in your back patio as well. A lot of people have that going on, but the glare gets them all. Pro shade can fix that. Check it out. AllProChade.com Get a motorized shade or one of those blinds right now and they'll throw in a heater for you so you can enjoy the nighttime temperatures when the shade is permanent. AllProchade.com is where you go. Brady reported.

[Brady Bogan]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix, hello world. Flights today take longer than they used to. Like a flight from New York to Houston is almost four hours now and it was two and a half hours in 1973.

[John Holmberg]

Pigs on there.

[Brady Bogan]

Part of the reason is because airlines now fly slower to save on fuel.

[John Holmberg]

Because of the pigs. Because we all got so fuel. That's true. The planes are like it's so sluggish. Yeah, they gotta get seatbelt extenders and stuff, you know, or maybe. Hi, I'm Megan. I'm your pilot. We're going to go 45 miles an hour this hour long flight's taking six or seven hours. We get a headwind or something. Plane's barely in the air. I'm going the speed limit. We're bouncing. Is this air Tigger? Shut up, Brett. Come on, Tiggers, bounce. Welcome to Atlanta. Yeah. She would not fly a plane well because she couldn't get it going fast enough. Get off the ground. There's no. No problem using the freeways.

[Brady Bogan]

Iltor Turkman is a wealthy banker from Tikerdag, Turkey.

[John Holmberg]

Probably close.

[Brady Bogan]

He sought the services of Dr. Hulak Solomiz to enlarge his penis.

[John Holmberg]

Oh.

[Brady Bogan]

ILTA was hanging about 4.7 inches, the legal documents say. Turkman asserts that Dr. Solomons assumed and basically assured him a minimum increase of a little over an inch and inch in length. Also an inch in girth.

[John Holmberg]

Fatten him up too much. He pay for that?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, he's suing him for an amount that he basically paid a little over 15 grand. Grand for one inch?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What the hell? That's pretty reasonable.

[Brady Bogan]

And G for one inch.

[John Holmberg]

Fifteen grand? Yeah. Well, I mean, you got to consider the delicate nature of the surgery. 15,000 for an extra inch? That's about right. I think it's about 15 grand if it's.

[Brady Bogan]

And he said. He said minimum when it was done. That was a minimum assured.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, minimum.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, so it could go up to 2 inches said and done according to filter. It's a 4.3 now. And it's hard and it's a. It's a mess. He had to reverse the surgery because of the scarring, and he's suing the doctor for 500, 000 lira. Roughly 15 grand.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

But the doctor is saying, look, I never guaranteed that. That never was said, you know, an inch or 2 inches.

[John Holmberg]

Where's the paperwork?

[Brady Bogan]

There is, you know, he said the argues that the patient's anatomical structure there was a risk of the operation resulting in no elongation. So that's what they're arguing over.

[John Holmberg]

But you're thinking a lot more.

[Brady Bogan]

So 15 grand makes it go. Go away.

[John Holmberg]

This is.

[Brady Bogan]

Goes back with a hammered member.

[John Holmberg]

An easy case if you sign papers and nothing said it guaranteed inches or anything else. Doesn't matter if that doctor's like, I'll get you an inch on there sometimes. Because if they. All you had to do is Say sometimes you get an extra inch. Show me the receipt. Right. Show me the paperwork.

[Brady Bogan]

We got a couple in the running. They're not local, but this. This couple of Missouri are in trouble because it was Black Friday, I think the day after Thanksgiving.

[John Holmberg]

That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Tyler Wade Gibson and his wife Bailey Alexis Gibson took their boy, said, it's time. We're gonna do our in home circumcision.

[John Holmberg]

Ah, I didn't see that one. I didn't have it on my bingo card at all. And they did it.

[Brady Bogan]

We even said a blessing before we started. He's 10 and I didn't realize how.

[John Holmberg]

Much blood would come out.

[Brady Bogan]

God Jesus took him to the hospital.

[John Holmberg]

Is there like DIY videos for this or. You just gotta hope not. You're winging it.

[Doug Hopkins]

Watching Alex's get done, that is the most horrifying.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know why they make the parents. How did that be? Explain to me religious training. How did that become a ceremony in any way, shape or form? How in the world did that become. God wants this to be a thing. How in the world.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It did not go as we planned. No.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. You think?

[Brady Bogan]

That's why we're here at the hospital. Okay. Thank you for that story. Let's bring the police in. And they went over to the house and took the other five children.

[John Holmberg]

Said, you not gonna circumcise him later.

[Doug Hopkins]

The other five kids were watching that.

[John Holmberg]

Going, I'm not going.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, there's the couple.

[John Holmberg]

Hillbilly's gotta be. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is definitely hillbilly crime. 10. Yeah. Once the kid is like, when did you do your son? Just a couple days after, right? No, no, no, no.

[Doug Hopkins]

It was. He was probably three months, maybe two months old.

[John Holmberg]

That's pushing it, dude.

[Doug Hopkins]

It is the most hor We've seen.

[Brady Bogan]

Clipped him videos where they do close to fixed.

[John Holmberg]

That was his dad.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah. They grab the four sets and they grab his foreskin and pull it out like a sock. And then snip down the middle, around. Around the Corolla.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm. I say next her.

[John Holmberg]

It'S there goes your ihop. Everybody put a little cap on it. Couple of weeks, it falls off like Rudolph's nose. Yeah, no kidding. That's where they got the idea.

[Brady Bogan]

McDonald's fans will be excited about this. They're bringing back the double Big Mac four patties.

[John Holmberg]

You're excited about it?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just gonna say it debuted in March 10th in 2020.

[John Holmberg]

People who hate their cholesterol and hearts will love this item. You. I'VE never liked you, heart. And you've never liked me. We're going to the drive thru.

[Brady Bogan]

They also rolled out the little Mac 2 back in March of 2020 with just one. Had one patty. There's a picture of your.

[John Holmberg]

You said that like it was Hiroshima. And one patty, which is. That's stupid. That's an awful lot of meat. The McDonald's double patty much? It's two double cheeseburgers on top of.

[Brady Bogan]

Each other with a special sauce.

[John Holmberg]

No, I understand. What else? Yeah, don't forget that. Jesus. Wow. You just insulted the man. Well, there's more than just what he said.

[Brady Bogan]

That's where I'll be pretty. There it is.

[John Holmberg]

I was gonna say they work hard, acknowledge every step.

[Brady Bogan]

Prick.

[John Holmberg]

Beef patty. Special sauce. Lettuce. Cheese.

[Brady Bogan]

Pickles.

[John Holmberg]

Onions.

[Brady Bogan]

Honest.

[John Holmberg]

Sesame seed. Bunny, throw the bun away. And what's all this lettuce doing on my meat and cheese?

[Doug Hopkins]

You eschewing carbs?

[Brady Bogan]

Fiber?

[John Holmberg]

No, I eat those on the side. That's a side dish. You start with bread, then you crush the cheese, you throw the salad away. Pickles. Yuck.

[Doug Hopkins]

Have you never eaten a pickle?

[John Holmberg]

Not a rabbit. My man.

[Brady Bogan]

Love the pickles.

[John Holmberg]

All right, I'm just playing around. What's with you guys in the goddamn third degree in every character. That's inaccurate what you said. Inaccuracy.

[Brady Bogan]

So untrue. The most common name for counties in the U.S. is Washington county with 31. Jefferson county is second with 26.

[Doug Hopkins]

Hazard county in there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man. That'd be cool. It needs to be. We need a Hazard county here in Arizona.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we do.

[John Holmberg]

It needs to be. Pinal needs to change its name to Hazard because it's Apache Junction and Casa Grande.

[Doug Hopkins]

Just divvy it up. We've only got like what, 15 counties.

[John Holmberg]

In the whole state? I don't know how that works. You go back east, there's like a thousand.

[Doug Hopkins]

Montana's got 56.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And then 88. Yeah, it's crazy. Ohio's divided up. Yeah, it's non stop, but just change. Pinal to Hazard. I guarantee you this. The day they announced that Pinal county changes to Hazard County, 14 people die trying to jump their cars. Guaranteed. Just on the pure notice that we're now Hazard County. Half of Apache Junction jumps their car.

[Doug Hopkins]

Are you including Florence in there?

[John Holmberg]

Are they in Pinal?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. Whatever's in there now fits Hazard county better than anywhere else. But I guarantee you every city in the newly minted Hazard county has at least three deaths from car jumping.

[Doug Hopkins]

Kearney and Superior might be There.

[John Holmberg]

Are they in panel?

[Doug Hopkins]

I think so.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here we go. I'll pull it up here. Yeah, because that is a. That is a place I didn't know AJ was. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You didn't.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

When you cross over ironwood road. Yeah. AJ's a different county. Yeah, right there.

[Brady Bogan]

Valley.

[John Holmberg]

Santan Valley's in Pinal County. Just missing Queen Creek. Yeah, you would definitely Sackatone. Oh, this is. This is a bunch of crap. Any hard jumping out there? How have we not changed? Eloy, of course. Skydive, Arizona.

[Brady Bogan]

Arizona's in.

[John Holmberg]

This is Murano or whatever. Marana. Yeah, that's. You tell me I'm wrong on that. Like, hey, guys, by the way, your new county name. Hazard. You would just hear a collective wahoo when they just leap their cars. Imagine how much Krylon Orange spray paint would be sold the first day. First day. Yeah. It would be an economic. To be called Duke's Orange. Yeah, it would be a Duke's. And we'll paint it for you. Like. Oh, yeah. I'd open an Earl Shib the next day and paint all the cars orange and just watch them flying through the air. And hillbillies losing their last tooth smashing into the steering wheel. Amazon be out of Dixie horns for sale for your car. Did you hear the change in everywhere county? The Hazard. You're not gonna jump it, are you? Well, we have to.

[Brady Bogan]

Most of them were fish.

[John Holmberg]

You can actually buy the Dixie horn. Oh, yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's a thing easy to install, John.

[John Holmberg]

Only 39.99, that is. By the way, I'm looking at that. For me, that is not easy to install. First off, I don't even know where to put it.

[Doug Hopkins]

It comes with. Is that right? Do they all come with, like, five horns?

[John Holmberg]

Well, that's gonna play the different. Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, my God.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. It's not a recorder.

[Brady Bogan]

What it looks like. So that's got a thing.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe it's got the video there. There at the bottom.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, on top of the truck.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe we can hear it. Gotta go under. Oh, that's. I don't know what you're playing. A little sick. Yeah, I'd fire that last seal. Wait a minute. One of those seals is toned down.

[Brady Bogan]

A little low on power.

[Doug Hopkins]

All right, let me see.

[John Holmberg]

How much is that knockoff? It's only 40 bucks. What do we get for 50 bucks? Give me the red horns. Spend a little money. Toledo. It's a new year.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on now. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

This one's gonna blow your mind. Oh, wow. What are you doing? All Right. Food trucks there. Yeah. That's gonna get you stabbed, Sheena. Truck pulling in. Yeah, you know. You know. Yeah, the food truck can have that. Does that have. No, I'm not. I'm not putting that in a jeep. That's appropriation. There's no way. Does it come with lasers and stuff that go on right after that, like, Pu. Lean just shows up at your house and goes, I'm taking your car. Where's the good one? Where's the one that plays Dixie for the brand new hazard? Now, did Dan Holmberg hear that? That looks like it's funny. If you honk that horn, my sister actually comes outside for dinner. She knows she's gonna eat free. It's like a trigger for her. It's like, just honk it and watch. There's a blonde lady that can't stop following. He falls from Charles. Yeah. You don't have any of the Dixie ones. There's the bottom Dixie right there. Back these guys in there. God damn it. I hate when I don't. That's the same one. Go back a page. And that one down on the right there, that says Dixie horn, doesn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

37.

[Doug Hopkins]

I'll say Dixie.

[John Holmberg]

Well, this one's 37.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, let's hook this bit. Well, this looks complicated as hell. It's got hoses.

[Brady Bogan]

It's gonna be the same thing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Midway through, it goes a little Natalia Grace on there. Kind of limps around. It's that. Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

The middle one. And it's not even doing the last note.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe it's a light one. Horn.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it sounds like we're down a horn. What's the most expensive one we got? I think we're cheap. Get me over a hundred bucks for this.

[Doug Hopkins]

The most expensive was like, there you go.

[John Holmberg]

There's. There you go. That's 96 bucks. And it comes with an 01. Comes with a general leaf flag.

[Brady Bogan]

It doesn't have a video.

[John Holmberg]

It doesn't need a video. You know, that's a good one. That one's 99 and it's got the flag.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's the same thing. Same drop shipper.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they say that's easy to install, but I'm seeing a lot of parts.

[Brady Bogan]

How about the 884? Does that give a little. It's chrome.

[John Holmberg]

Save 12 bucks. No, didn't have a video anyway. Just call Wayne at Amco. You could probably install it for you. This is all of us.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh, there you go.

[John Holmberg]

He can have that installed. I got no problem. Shane. Orlando. Well, yeah. I don't know to necessarily waste his time. Now. I don't want to waste Wayne's time either, but it seems like Wayne might like it. And Wayne might laugh with you on that one. Shane would be like, you're devaluing your vehicle.

[Brady Bogan]

We might have one.

[John Holmberg]

Wayne's probably got one. Wayne's got a lot of toys.

[Brady Bogan]

Have a. Shane not have one.

[John Holmberg]

He probably does. He keeps it quiet. Karen. Brian's got one. You know what he would have? No. He and Eric. Brian both would have? Train horn. Oh, meathead. Yeah. All three of those guys would have the train horn. None of them would have the Dixie horn. Every one of them would have that thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Finally got this guy in Alabama. Had a few too many cocktails on New Year's and got him stuck in a decorative urn. Basically, it's a big planter with no plant in it. His name's Connor Padgett. Looks like he's in his early mid. Early mid-20s. Went to a party in Mountain Brook, Alabama, and about 80 miles north of Montgomery is where Mountain Brook's located. Almost looks like he kind of wedged himself in there. He thought it would be funny to climb into it. So once he got in, he couldn't get out. And a bartender at the party tweeted the whole thing.

[John Holmberg]

Nobody helped him.

[Brady Bogan]

Video shows him the pot worth too.

[John Holmberg]

Much to break it. No. They just filmed the idiot until they could get him out. He couldn't get out. They could have easily gotten him out. They just chose not to for a while. And he deserves that. And somebody came by with a hammer and broke him out. So would. Sorry, Br. Early mid 20s is 24. Early mid 20s is. You're 24. He was in his early mid 20s. He's 24. We're helping out with the Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

He was 20 to 24.

[John Holmberg]

That's early 20s.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's early 20s.

[John Holmberg]

You said early mid 20s. And we looked at each other, and I think we Both said, that's 24. 24.

[Brady Bogan]

Brett's already out.

[John Holmberg]

Right? He's not doing that. He's smart enough to kind of step away from those moments. Toledo. I have been at it for so long. It's like, early mid-20s. Go. What do you think the answer is? 20. 24. You're right. I'm always questioning myself, like, did I just. No, I couldn't have. And it's just for the want of the word too. Early to mid 20s. This all goes away. More specific, you could be 20 to 26 at that point. 25.

[Doug Hopkins]

Early mid 20s, 24.

[John Holmberg]

Early mid 20s is 24. It's the earliest of your mid 20s, late mid 20s. 26. Mid 20s, 25.

[Brady Bogan]

Early mids. He was 25.

[John Holmberg]

He has no early mids. Then he's almost as late. Yeah, that's mid to late twenties.

[Brady Bogan]

25.

[John Holmberg]

2. I said 2. Mid late twenties is 25 and a half. Arizona's most powerful powerful rock radio station. It's John Holmberg here along with Brett Vesely from the Morning Sickness to tell you about Action Ride Shop. John, we always rave about Action Ride Shop because of the awesome selection of bikes and bike accessories. But what about being a couple of snow bunnies this year? Are you want to take advantage of Action Ride Shop skis and snowboards? Why not? Josh and the boys got us into mountain biking. You know what, Brett? Let's do it at Action Ride Shop. You can get all your ski and snowboard needs covered for the upcoming winter season at the Action Ride Shop on Gilbert Road just north of the 60 or their new store on Power Road and McDowell. Action rideshop.com It's Brady from HMS and.

[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

The best of homework's morning sickness. I'm 98k upd. Now let's get into the real thing that's going on in the world. Nuts out for Peanut. We all know about Peanut the squirrel at this point. A raid on a house. They took away the squirrel and the the raccoon that lived there. Fred. Let's not forget Fred. Fred lived in there too. Mark Longo is the guy who owned Peanut the Squirrel and Daniella. And it was based on an anonymous tip by a neighbor we were talking about a little bit. It's still rolling. The owners, Mark Longo Longo and his wife Daniela do Onlyfans porn. So they're being accused of saying you're using the death of your squirrel to sell your Onlyfans page. Whatever works. That's business however, people have asked me, like, how do you feel about Peanut the squirrel and the raid, the government raid that went in there. I don't normally say this for it. I think Peanut should have been put down. Not necessarily the way they did, but this dude used to put cowboy hats on the squirrel and make him dance around on. On Tick tock and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Water ski, I think water.

[John Holmberg]

Well, they had. They always make that. But he was doing tricks and things like that. But he found him injured and took him home. Somebody said, something's wrong with it. It's a rodent. We have to draw some lines.

[Brady Bogan]

We had Marvin.

[John Holmberg]

I know. And that's. I know. And you would.

[Brady Bogan]

He lived outside, though, but he would come over.

[John Holmberg]

You just named.

[Brady Bogan]

From a couple of trees.

[John Holmberg]

You just named a woodland creature that frequented your backyard yard. Did you keep him in the house? You grabbed him a few times.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. And then found him.

[Doug Hopkins]

He.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't find him?

[Brady Bogan]

Muckrat Ray, Same thing. I think Marvin was injured, brought him back and then let him go in the neighborhood and.

[John Holmberg]

What do you mean, let him go? He was gone in the first place. Repaired.

[Brady Bogan]

Got him healed up.

[John Holmberg]

With what?

[Brady Bogan]

A shaman leg splint. The leg.

[John Holmberg]

You splinted a squirrel's leg as you.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't do it.

[John Holmberg]

One of your neighbors did. Yeah, he was walking around with a cast.

[Brady Bogan]

Buckrat Ray.

[John Holmberg]

Ray, that. What are you doing? The hell is Muckrat Ray? He's the idiot lives across. Because the dude. Which. Who's the doctor? Local rodents. We have to have a rule. And I'm not. Look, if this. If this squirrel wasn't an Instagram sensation and was just in your neighbor's house, and you're like, that thing's drooling and it's rabid or whatever you'd call too. And then it. Officials have to come by and take the squirrel. It's a. It's a rat with a tail. Didn't you watch Inglourious Bastards? There's a great speech about the difference between a rat and a squirrel. One's furry and cute and the other one's a rat. But they're the same thing if you shave it down.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder if I would have done. I mean, you know, because I would have been that candidate a few times.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you Rachel.

[Brady Bogan]

Raccoon.

[John Holmberg]

You had a raccoon in your house to £30, right? And I'm not a. I'm not a fan of, like, the heartfelt, emotional side of Peanut, the squirrel being put down. But bottom line is, if the. If the authorities are being told by neighbors, hey, he's keeping squirrels in his house. And they come by and go, give me the squirrel. That squirrel's not. And they're like, it's injured. Like, they're putting it down. I've had a jackrabbit in my front yard. Megan drove it to the vet. He's got a broken leg. And the vet's like, what do you want me to do about it? You gotta fix him. Then what? Put him back into the wild. He's gonna get eaten in a second. He's used to people touching him. And so you get a call an hour later, he didn't make it. From the broken leg? Yeah, he didn't make it. Oh, they put him down. That's what you do when you have. You know, when somebody brings in an injured animal. Peanut, the squirrel needed to be put down. In fact, Mender, our old blind intern, worked out. What do you think of Peanut? Do you think that's it? They should have done that? And I'm like, ah, it's not dicks out for Harambe. Harambe was a zoo creature. They should have let him go. But when somebody got in with Harambe and he started to eat the kid, I was on Harambe side. That's different. You don't get in the cage with it, but you don't.

[Brady Bogan]

Might not have lasted too long if you just let him go in the woods, Brady. Only because, you know, he's just.

[John Holmberg]

Don't pick up wild animals and take them.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't help myself.

[John Holmberg]

You can't help yourself. And that's who I'm talking to. You're gonna end up giving rabies to Olla Gilbert. If a squirrel looks injured, you just let it be.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm helping that guy.

[John Holmberg]

What are you gonna do? Why, if a rat's injured, do you help it?

[Brady Bogan]

That's a little different. It's not if Pizza rat.

[John Holmberg]

Well, if he's sharing a pie with you. I know your story, but if a. If a rat is, like limping around, you're like, ah, it's not gonna make. You wouldn't pick up a rat and bring it.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I just.

[John Holmberg]

Same thing with a squirrel.

[Brady Bogan]

Nature take place.

[John Holmberg]

Why do people think squirrels are that? That you would pick it up to help. That you let nature take its course with that too?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, for some reason, squirrel's a little different road.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's not. It's an. And raccoons are the same thing. They eat out of the trash.

[Brady Bogan]

I tried to catch a spot flying squirrel one Time.

[John Holmberg]

I don't even know what that means. How did you know? Oh, there. Little cane.

[Brady Bogan]

No flying from tree to.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought you said blind.

[Brady Bogan]

No flying.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, it was a flying squirrel. You said you had a blind squirrel. Like, please help me. You tried to catch a flying squirrel?

[Brady Bogan]

Why?

[John Holmberg]

To keep forever staying home. How old were you? 30.

[Brady Bogan]

High school.

[John Holmberg]

You were high school? I, I, I would have guessed six or seven. Your high school agent tried to catch and keep a flying squirrel.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What were you using to catch it? Were you shooting at it?

[Brady Bogan]

Man made lean to a little thing. Trying to catch it at night. But you'd put food in a box so bad. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And you'd sit in the corner and.

[Brady Bogan]

Try to snap it because they're turtle. They're wearing a night.

[John Holmberg]

So you would take your three nights in high school instead of getting drunk and trying to.

[Brady Bogan]

We're in the woods in Arkansas going.

[John Holmberg]

Along the Buffalo river and you and a hillbilly and then you're gonna bring.

[Brady Bogan]

This back to Ohio's gonna bring it back.

[John Holmberg]

And people were okay with it. Oh, yeah. Your family's like, you'll let him go. Brett's right. If you could see Brett's face right now, it represents the city. You built a box.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

With a trap door. And hoping for a flying squirrel to go in so you could trap it. Tree down there.

[Brady Bogan]

Pulling out of there. They're too fast for.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. A good b. What were you going to do if you trapped one?

[Brady Bogan]

Catch him.

[John Holmberg]

And do what? You were taking him from Arkansas to Ohio.

[Brady Bogan]

To Ohio. How?

[John Holmberg]

Love him. I'm going to hug him. I'm going to dis. He's that guy. I will treat him like an angel. I will name him George. Really?

[Brady Bogan]

But probably would have just been there for two days.

[John Holmberg]

Then what? Let him go in Arkansas.

[Doug Hopkins]

You deported him to Ohio.

[Brady Bogan]

That was, that was my idea. I don't think my. I don't think my dad would have.

[John Holmberg]

You don't think your father. Because someone.

[Brady Bogan]

Although we did bring back.

[John Holmberg]

I thought you were in college. He's in high school. Oh, this high school. Okay. Your dad brought back what?

[Brady Bogan]

I brought back a poisonous snake from Arkansas.

[John Holmberg]

For what purpose? So you're the one I'm talking to.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Stop it.

[Brady Bogan]

I did. I've stopped it.

[Doug Hopkins]

I don't think you have.

[John Holmberg]

What's wrong with you? What did you do with the poisonous snake? You took it back to Ohio?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Are they indigenous to Ohio? Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

One was Copperhead.

[John Holmberg]

So you can just let it go.

[Brady Bogan]

No. No. I went to church one Sunday Morning came back and there's a copperhead skinned out on the.

[John Holmberg]

Something made it.

[Brady Bogan]

My dad.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, your dad killed it. Because it's a decent man who knew what to do with a poisonous snake. Yeah, his dumb son. Yeah. Because you don't do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What was your plan with the poisonous snake?

[Doug Hopkins]

Snake.

[Brady Bogan]

Pet snake for a while.

[John Holmberg]

It's not a pet throw.

[Brady Bogan]

Throw mouse or whatever.

[John Holmberg]

Where are you getting the mice? You catching those two?

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't buy the mice.

[John Holmberg]

Over at the creepy mice store.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

For your poisonous snake. And your parents were okay with it?

[Brady Bogan]

Dumb. It was dumb.

[John Holmberg]

You had it in the car all the way from Arkansas to Ohio.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. And we stopped by Midway and went to Six Flags and you just lived in the. And I went to the pet center and said, will you watch?

[John Holmberg]

You dropped a poisonous snake off at the.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. The guy's like, just put it in the corner. Would have been, they have a pet center today. You'd be arrested.

[John Holmberg]

How poisonous. A water moccasin type. Okay, so it'll. It'll drop you. It'll drop a small person. Not you. A kid would die from a copperhead bite.

[Brady Bogan]

No, but they'd be sick for 24 hours.

[John Holmberg]

And you put them at the fun part.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Wow.

[Doug Hopkins]

Six Flags in St. Louis or what? On the way home?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, it was on the way home from Arkansas. St. Louis. Drop off the snake, Go get the snake.

[Brady Bogan]

Have fun. Fun day at the park. Then pick the snake.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the fun. Here's the fun question. What did you name it? I didn't name the snake Bitey. You didn't have?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I didn't have. I didn't have a name for it.

[John Holmberg]

When you dropped it off at Six Flags, you didn't have to tell the guy its name.

[Brady Bogan]

No. And the best part is we made the cage out of what?

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

Wood. And then a top screen thing with a door. Wow.

[John Holmberg]

All right. How do we lose the Christmas music? I don't get it.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, wow.

[John Holmberg]

And your dad's like, go get your snake. We're heading home.

[Brady Bogan]

My dad was fine with it. My mom was just. We were talking about it a couple weeks ago, cuz, you know the legendary story of Bunny says. Or. I had a. I had a black snake. Not poisonous.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But it got out of the cage and. And the cleaning lady, favorite cleaning lady, opens the door to go to the basement and there's the black snake on us. People like them didn't even stop. Ran. And we never heard from her again.

[John Holmberg]

Your house is a. It's Indiana Jones, where'd you find the black snake?

[Brady Bogan]

In Sugar Grove, Ohio, in a barn.

[John Holmberg]

The bad area, Toledo.

[Doug Hopkins]

How did. How did you not end up working for or with Jack Hannah? I know he's a friend of the Jack Hannah's.

[John Holmberg]

Like, we gotta get you away from the animals. Because he would take all the zoo animals home. He's not allowed to touch him. That's like putting Brady in a kitchen. You're gonna lose product.

[Doug Hopkins]

I just think you missed your calling. You should have been in front of the.

[John Holmberg]

No, he didn't.

[Doug Hopkins]

The San Diego Zoo or somewhere.

[John Holmberg]

He's the least. He catches the least interesting ones. The chuckwallas, the squirrels. Poisonous snake is pretty stupid. Your dad's like, load it up. Let's go. Kids in the wagon. You had a copperhead brother, sister in a homemade box.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What in the mother f. That is crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

I also brought a black widow home. Same hall why. Kept it in a jaw.

[John Holmberg]

You had a poisonous snake and a black. You're a serial killer. Yeah, why?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I'm not a serial.

[John Holmberg]

You could have been.

[Doug Hopkins]

Said every serial killer.

[John Holmberg]

That's creepy. I'm just talking about Peanut, the squirrel. This is nothing compared to what you were doing. So would you have been upset if the authorities came by and euthanized your poisonous snake? How long did the.

[Brady Bogan]

Hour or two.

[John Holmberg]

How long did the poisonous snake last at your house?

[Brady Bogan]

Like, I didn't know my dad was gonna do that when I left, you know, did he eat it or something? No, because we. We would go to Arkansas to where my cousin's cabin were up in the Ozarks.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And they would have copperheads. They come out at night on this. On the warm road.

[John Holmberg]

The cousins or the copperheads?

[Brady Bogan]

The copperheads.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

And we would get them out of the area.

[John Holmberg]

That's true.

[Brady Bogan]

We used to just go copperhead hunting.

[John Holmberg]

You just move them up for like a city service. There were that many that you just kick them off the street, get maybe.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, like if we were there for two weeks, probably get eight.

[John Holmberg]

You kill them.

[Brady Bogan]

A couple of rattlesnakes, but you'd kill them. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, and then. And then just because a lot of.

[Brady Bogan]

Times, one time where they lived, they had an outhouse.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And there was a couple of times they were curled up in the outhouse when you.

[John Holmberg]

The cousin.

[Brady Bogan]

The copperheads.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, both cousins. Probably out there with the copperhead.

[Brady Bogan]

Kept them away from the farms.

[Doug Hopkins]

John, I don't know if you follow spongebob or know the actual character development of the show.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

But Brady is the live Action above water version of spongebob.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. When he dries up.

[Doug Hopkins]

Because my dad would have slapped the hell out of me for bringing a venomous snake in the car to travel across multiple states.

[John Holmberg]

We went to Chevlon Lake, Chevron Lake. Is that up north, Chevron or Chevron?

[Brady Bogan]

I think it's Chevron.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know which one it was, but it was cold and it was awful. It was a summer thing. It got really rainy. My dad took the jeep down this hill and we're all in the water and this snake just. Just does this dance in the water. He's like, all right, everybody get out of goddamn water. Like, he freaked out. You don't touch one. Brady would have caught it and taken it home. Yeah, there's no. Wow. That's different. Anyway, so you was. So the authorities come by, euthanize your. Your wild animals.

[Brady Bogan]

The squirrel. I would have been upset.

[John Holmberg]

And the squirrel needed to be outside, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You didn't keep him in the house?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[John Holmberg]

You took him in, though.

[Brady Bogan]

We did not. I took the. My grandfather's, you know, attic had the raccoons. I did take the raccoon and brought it in the house.

[John Holmberg]

Did the raccoon fight back?

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[John Holmberg]

It didn't at all?

[Brady Bogan]

No, because it was a baby.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, you stole a baby from a litter?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, because the mother was trapped. The mother got trapped and removed. And I. I asked if I could have the babies. One of the kids.

[John Holmberg]

And who told you? Yes, that was okay?

[Brady Bogan]

Torp.

[John Holmberg]

Your dad?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Can I have a baby raccoon? Sure. What's the worst that can happen? Rabies. And then you raise that from a pup? £25, and it became a thing. And then what? You had to.

[Brady Bogan]

Then we let it go. At old Doc Trappenhagen's farm, it was.

[John Holmberg]

Eaten, like, the next day.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Had to.

[Brady Bogan]

Rachel. This is the story. So he had.

[John Holmberg]

You were told a story, Brady.

[Doug Hopkins]

Like a living Mark Twain.

[John Holmberg]

No, this will be the thing that the old man, trapper, farmer, what's his name? Dr. Trappen. Dr. Trappenhagen. Don't worry about old Rachel. She's king of the raccoons.

[Brady Bogan]

No, he. We let her go in the woods, figuring she'd just go off. Well, she did go off in the woods, but about one in the morning. Trappenhagen's room. No, this was about a week later, after we let her go.

[John Holmberg]

I'm with you, Brett.

[Brady Bogan]

Scraping on the sliding glass doors, trying.

[John Holmberg]

To get back in. People feed him.

[Brady Bogan]

She's still. So he puts a bowl of food out.

[John Holmberg]

Brilliant.

[Brady Bogan]

Does it for a while and then.

[John Holmberg]

All sudden, no more Rachel.

[Brady Bogan]

No more Rachel. And about five months later, scratching on the door opens it up. Rachel plus five. How do you know she brought her babies up there?

[Doug Hopkins]

You're a goddamn Hallmark movie yourself.

[John Holmberg]

Don't make it pretty. That might not have been Rachel. Rachel. How do you know?

[Brady Bogan]

It's just, while they're smart raccoons.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, but you're not. Because it could have been any raccoon in the world, most likely. Why?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they. Well, you could identify Rachel.

[John Holmberg]

How so?

[Brady Bogan]

You just know they all look alike.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Brady Bogan]

She has a name tag. Stop that. They don't. Once you get to know the raccoons are definitely.

[John Holmberg]

All right, you're making it worse for him. I gotta go. You can identify different woodland creatures. I'm not even gonna say the word different woodland creatures.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure, they'll differ.

[John Holmberg]

You know which is what. No, I don't know. Stop it. You shut up over there. You could tell me right now if I saw. Saw raccoons and then a week later you identify them again.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, if you spent time with one raccoon and then two raccoons are in the room, you could sometimes identify the difference.

[John Holmberg]

What other things? 7 10. Everybody got an email from a guy who has his roommate sleeping under his bed. I'll get to that. We don't need to deal with Brady stories anymore. Mary effing holidays from the Big red radio, Holmberg's morning sickness. Anyway, my story is.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What are we talking about? Right? Peanut. Peanut the squirrel.

[Doug Hopkins]

How about this?

[John Holmberg]

It's the right thing to do to kill Peanut the squirrel. I hate to say that, and I know that girls and Bradies of the world think it's a terrible thing, but you gotta. If your neighbors are keeping rodents in the house. A the people who I don't like. I'm with Brett on this one. You don't rat him out until there's like a danger. But if the squirrel's out and he's drooling or he's foaming up, you just like. They got a. We got a squirrel issue here and they're keeping it in the house.

[Brady Bogan]

That didn't sound like he was.

[John Holmberg]

I know, but they're putting it on their Instagram. Look, here's the thing. The neighbors are tired of these people in the first place. They're only fans naked a lot. They're great looking. They're on the Internet. Shut up. They're on the Internet constantly with Their squirrel and their raccoon frat. And so the neighbor's like, I hate these people. So they. They ratted them out, essentially, is what happened. Then the authorities show up and they kill the two animals in the house. And that's the right thing to do. I'm not a huge fan.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, when. I mean, how about if a dog bites the neighbor?

[John Holmberg]

We're not talking about dogs. That's a. That's a pet. You find a squirrel outside. No, don't. Brady makes them all pets, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Squirrels are pets.

[John Holmberg]

No, they're not.

[Doug Hopkins]

Not.

[John Holmberg]

No, they're not. They don't have squirrel stores. There's nothing at the Humane Society. No. If I go to. If I like today, it's like, hey, today's pick of the litter is squirrely McNuts. You're not adopting it, People. They put that down. That's a rat. That is not.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what the.

[John Holmberg]

Don't comp it to us are. Well, it's woodland creatures who. Who may have rabies or some sort of weird disease that eats out of the garbage. And you're keeping it in your house with other people. It's not going to work out real well. I think the proper thing to do is to kill it once it's had that much human contact, because you can't put it back. It's been wearing cowboy hats. It can't go back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you know, it's like a.

[John Holmberg]

It's like a homosexual. You're wearing cowboy hats and chaps and stuff. You try to make them straight again. It's not going to work. You can't put them back in the wild. He's done. So you go into the house, you go, you can't keep rat. You find. Give me that. And you put a needle in it. And unfortunately, Instagram made him cute. But that doesn't change the facts that you just were keeping a couple of your face like, well, what about dogs? That's not even close to the same argument.

[Doug Hopkins]

This texture says, God damn it, John. Enough with the squirrel. I'm on the edge of my goddamn seat here. This is fascinating.

[John Holmberg]

Back to the chubby wildlife. It's true. He's not wrong. Let's get back to what else you've stolen from the woods and put in your mother's coffee and traveled right across the country. Gotta get this thing over a few states.

[Doug Hopkins]

How many state laws did you break there?

[John Holmberg]

A ton. And that's just terrible. Like, you think you're a wildlife guy, but that's the ecosystem. It's dangerous. Like smoking abandoned over here. You can't take that elephant, a squirrel, across the state lines. What was that thing's name? Charlotte. Yeah, you can't take that elephant across country like that Dom DeLuise. He's shaped like him. Yeah, the square lady isn't doing okay, jj. Well, that was Cannonball. He was an Italian for no reason in the second Smokey. Yeah, you can't do that. You can't do that. And don't listen to Brady. He's shrugging his shoulder. Dogs are no different. They are absolutely wild. You can't go on Chewy and order anything for your squirrel. Peace out, bitches. That's all you need. That was it. That's the win right there. Chewy doesn't. I don't have squirrel insurance. If I tried to call, you know, my pet insurance company go, I got a new squirrel. They'd be like, so what? I want to insure it for its medical needs. I'm like, medical needs? The only thing you need to do is put it down. Why do you stop handling rodents? So I am a. I think it's cute. I think it's adorable that these only fans. Porn. People were dressing a squirrel up and making it do stuff. And they had it trained, and it was his best friend. But bottom line is, you're not allowed to have. Have pet rats. And, well, you are, but you shouldn't look. Okay, shut up. There we go. Zip it. You're allowed to have pet rats and sugar gliders if you're insane. But sugar gliders aren't at the park. They were made for people.

[Brady Bogan]

No, they weren't made for people.

[Doug Hopkins]

Where did they come from?

[John Holmberg]

They have become domesticated.

[Brady Bogan]

Where were they before all pets?

[John Holmberg]

No, no. They were like Peru and some jackass you put it in the back of a box you made and drove it all the way across Mexico into Ohio. And now all of a sudden, they're selling them here. They shouldn't be here at all.

[Brady Bogan]

Look, I mean, everything don't look mean. What have we done with dogs?

[John Holmberg]

That is not a valid argument created. Of course we have. We domesticated dogs older.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it eventually had to start thousands of dogs.

[John Holmberg]

It did.

[Brady Bogan]

And we domesticated.

[John Holmberg]

Domesticated thousands of years ago. Yeah, we can. So you're trying. You're saying what we need to do.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just saying that to say, oh, that's completely different.

[John Holmberg]

It is completely different. We're not talking about B.C. squirrels talk about today. It is not normal. And you can't use the argument to say what about dogs? You have to start somewhere. You don't domesticate wild animals and then start saying, well, we did it with dogs. It's just not normal.

[Brady Bogan]

Why would man. It's just. Man.

[John Holmberg]

What's stopping you from grabbing a mountain lion?

[Brady Bogan]

People.

[John Holmberg]

I know they have.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[John Holmberg]

They have tried to grab a mountain lion as a pet.

[Brady Bogan]

Not the babies.

[John Holmberg]

What? What?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Look at how many they're shocked.

[Brady Bogan]

How many people. And I don't. And I say it's wrong, but how many people that have cats that turn into mountain lions that have a mountain lion cub? There's a. There's one on the Internet, on Instagram.

[John Holmberg]

A mountain lion weighs like 500 pounds. She's got a full size mountain lion.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but this is a.

[John Holmberg]

The authorities would step in on that. I stole it as a kitten and now he's a 500 pound wild beast. But he's sweet. Nobody'd allow that. If you had a neighbor that had a mountain lion. It's like we've had him since he was a kid, so we're good. You'd call the authorities. Things gonna eat a kid.

[Brady Bogan]

Those people have applied for a license and they don't approve that anymore. Because we have a problem with that.

[John Holmberg]

That we do.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Mountain lion pork.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, between, you know, lions and tigers.

[John Holmberg]

We have a problem with that. I know the population you're talking about. You're talking about African and Indian lions and tigers being brought over as. Not as pets. They've domesticated them already. I'm talking about. No, no, no. I'm talking about finding one.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. And taking it out. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah. You're talking about this weird. I know. Brett. I don't know how this happens to me either. Vader wants you to take a shovel away because he keeps digging deeper and deeper on this one. You can'. Compare it is what I'm saying. You can't comp find in a wild animal and raising it to, you know, some.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, getting it from a guy that.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Who raised them and bred them for this. And they've never been in the wild and they have to be hand fed. And even then Sigfried and Roy are probably the best at it still. One of them made them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep. Yeah.

[Doug Hopkins]

Because the cats. Because the tigers aren't allowed to have a bad day.

[John Holmberg]

No, no. All days must be good. Don't say that. That's. Dogs and tigers are not comparable on bad days.

[Brady Bogan]

No. No. One's way more powerful than the other.

[Doug Hopkins]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

And you're not prepared to handle them.

[John Holmberg]

Right. Has turned and what happens to the dog?

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I was asking.

[John Holmberg]

The state finds out about it, they put it down.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I had a friend with a Jack Russell terrier that bit a kid in the neighborhood. It put his Jack Russell down. It was like £11. Bit a child.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And when the. When the neighbors said, I want it put down, there's nothing you can do.

[Brady Bogan]

So did Peanut bite anybody?

[John Holmberg]

Peanut is a rat someone found, put a cowboy hat on it and wrecked it forever. Brett, help me out here, buddy. Come on. I'm speechless.

[Doug Hopkins]

Get on the last texter.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, f off.

[Doug Hopkins]

John, if you don't like rodents as a pet pet, don't have a effing rodent as a pepper. Don't you condone the government coming in and taking your pet and goddamn killing it? Did you condone that?

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

If it did something and if those people.

[John Holmberg]

We have to have boundaries. We have to have boundaries where you can't just go out in the park and go, look what I found and take it home. You just can't. There has to be boundaries. I think there are, of course, which is. Which means I don't know where that was, but I. I know for a fact there are, and that's why Peanut isn't alive. So the debate of Peanut nuts out for Peanut is funny. I like that. You know, Dick's out for Harambe, nuts out for Peanut. That's great. But people asking me online, what do you. How do you feel at. The Peanut thing? Is an awful.

[Brady Bogan]

Mike.

[John Holmberg]

It is awful because we made him cute. If you didn't do tricks, no one would have cared that someone put down a guy squirrel. They'd be like, what does a guy have a squirrel in his house for? But because they had him in a cowboy hat, all of a sudden, there's an outrage. That's it.

[Doug Hopkins]

John. I know she gets a lot of guff, but can we give a little appreciation to Ronnie right now for not having a house full of owls? Chuck Wallace. Snakes and spiders.

[John Holmberg]

We have to say that's exactly Ronnie. You're doing God's work over there keeping this thing in order. Because if it wasn't for, it would look like the. The lobby of the Bates Motel, except for they'd all be alive. Hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. This is not. You can't just go and grab a squirrel and say, this is a pet now, and put a cowboy hat on.

[Doug Hopkins]

John.

[Brady Bogan]

I, for one, disagree with it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. This guy says, john, you're off base. Currently, right now, there's 20,000 big cats in private, small zoos. I didn't say that. I'm making the comp to say find it and keep it. Yeah. That's not small zoos. That's not domestication. And it's not just Right. Just because we. We're 50 generations in with wolves who are a canine.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And we can't breed it out of them. It's very dangerous to have a wolf. Even if they're like 50 generations, they're not good. You can get a few that you're like, okay, but they're still wolves. Like, deep down, they're like. They'll go wolf. It's the same as Siegfried and Roy's tigers. Like, yeah, but, you know. So, yeah, I'm not saying you can't have a tiger. I don't think you should. But it's. It's a problem because there's people breeding them for that very reason. And people shouldn't own tigers, period. End of story.

[Doug Hopkins]

John, I don't know if you know Green Valley park up in Payson, but I go fishing up there a lot. And there's a guy walking his penny pet gray wolf around.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that happens.

[Doug Hopkins]

He's related to Brady.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, that happens all the time. This guy says, john, this is your worst take of all time. I hope you're 511 tomorrow morning. Maybe I will be. But that squirrel deserved the needle, and I'll say so all day. I don't even know what Fred the raccoon was doing, but they nabbed him and they needled his ass too. And you know whose fault it is, those people for grabbing stuff out of the park and taking it home and making. You can't do it. We have to have battle boundaries. You have to have boundaries. If it. If you had a neighbor that started just mop up animals he found and is in the backyard, you're like, oh, you got a problem. You got rodents over there a lot. You would be over there a lot. And then like, Rachel, you're a raccoon on it. You got six of them now. Now what? Not a bad take. Peanut needed to go. Apparently it was not. It's not legal to keep wildlife anyway.

[Brady Bogan]

So it technically was illegal.

[John Holmberg]

So you go when the neighbors say, hey, you can't have those. And they're like, yes, we can. We put it on. On. It's got a cowboy hat, so it's okay.

[Brady Bogan]

But I'm sure there's some people just like. I mean, that would take it, you know, that have the animal rescue, probably.

[John Holmberg]

A sanctuary or something like that. But once this. Once this.

[Brady Bogan]

Because they can use it for education.

[John Holmberg]

Once the animal control gets involved, they're not dealing with sanctuaries. They're putting her down.

[Doug Hopkins]

And that's what this.

[John Holmberg]

We got loads of these. This guy says, time for this.

[Doug Hopkins]

Here's the issue as I have just read it. Peanut was an illegally owned animal that the guy tried to release, but it came back, so he decided to keep it. When the cops came to collect it, the squirrel bit one of them and the agency freaked out and killed it so they could test it for rabies.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know that part.

[Doug Hopkins]

Stop collecting wild animals, right? Brady looking at you.

[John Holmberg]

Leave them be. Like, I see squirrels and stuff like. That's adorable. Leave it. Those big fluffy ones that hit the trees, they're cute as a button, but they're rats. They're just pretty rats. So we just send is Cartman, is Cartman, is a coon, is his superhero. And they just put Brady's face on the. Stop it and don't defend it. And nobody's ever found a mountain lion in the woods and raised it and kept it. Once you about. About four months into that, you're like, this isn't a cat at all.

[Brady Bogan]

Most time they get it from a breeder and again, it's the breeding needs.

[John Holmberg]

To stop talking about that. We're talking about just finding one of them up in the wild again. My ex wife had a cat named Herbie that she found at the river as a kitten. I went to her house and Herbie wasn't a cat. And I knew it immediately because Herbie was not nice to anyone but her. Herbie was a lynx. Herbie was about £61. This thing was. Was fierce. It would run on the walls like it was a velodrome. Like it. It was like a like roller derby place. It was. I'd come over and I'd have to stand with my hands at my side, close my eyes and hope to God Herbie didn't disembowel me. Today as I tried to take this lady out for dinner at the Olive Garden, I just stood there while Herbie flipped the F out. Herbie had to go to the vet once and the vet looked in the cage. I'm not treating that. What is that? I'm like, it's a link winx. She thinks it's a house cat. I found him at the river. It was half house cat, half wink something. How hot was she? It was Geneva. It was the ex wife. It's a good looking. Hey, I'm with you. I didn't know you felt that way about it. No, you should. You should have known right there. I should have known right there. Lunatic. I didn't know we were gonna be exes. I thought it was adorable. That is a red flag. Brady's right. I'll tell you this. At the time Herbie was around, I was like, she's really hot. I'll tolerate her links for two. Two nights. And then I told you, can't have this thing anymore. You think he's bad? I think he's a wild. Where did you find him? We were out on User Repass. That's a lynx. Like you found a wild cat and you Took it home. You're an idiot. And Brady's like, well, you should have, because he needed help.

[Brady Bogan]

Your lynx is eating a poodle right now.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. No, the lynx was eating your boyfriend. Like, I had to be careful that this cat didn't eat me. I was worried. I couldn't have fought it. There's not a single ounce of self defense I had for this Links of speed. The thing came out of it was she had a loft. One day, I'm sitting on the couch and I just heard noises. Flies across the room, hits the wall and starts running sideways, defying gravity for about an hour.

[Doug Hopkins]

Hits the wall, mind you, at what, 50 pounds?

[John Holmberg]

Oh, at that point, Herbie was 38, 40 pounds, man. And, and hitting walls. Boom. There's this noise and this. And he flies by with these razor blade hands, like, ah. And I just sat on the couch, scared to death. Herbie stop when it purred. It was like an engine running. Sitting on her lap like, that cat's gonna kill me. He's so sweet. And it's looking at her with those big huge ears with the fur on top of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Nice.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, not nice. Scary is beautiful. Scary.

[Doug Hopkins]

God damn it, John. I love this show. I've been listening for 30 minutes now, and I've basically boiled down Brady's argument is that he's on the cutting edge of domestication.

[John Holmberg]

Right? He's the one who's gonna do it. Pioneer. I'm gonna happen these squirrels and generations of their past, and I'm gonna breed it out.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm them.

[Doug Hopkins]

Start now.

[John Holmberg]

No different than dogs.

[Brady Bogan]

People are going to have cobras in their house.

[John Holmberg]

The original dog situation was literally thousands of years ago. Anyway, He likes you. I'm not moving. Not moving. Not moving. Herbie likes you. Pet Herby. I'm not touching Herby. Herbie's going to take and the word Clawmer marks about six feet up on the side of the wall. This Herbie could hit it. Like he's running around the whole house, checking the circus, where those motorcycles are going around and around this velodrome. If I, if I came over, I'm like, where's the cat? First words. Hi. Where's the cat? It's in the loft. Not coming in. That's.

[Brady Bogan]

He's like, Ko sees the glowing eyes.

[John Holmberg]

Oh. At night time, that thing would sit and stare at stuff. Like he wanted to kill it, everything. So no, I was the one who had to come in and say, you got yourself a wild animal here. And sure enough, the vet's like, yeah, this is no. Good. I don't know what happened to Herby. I think she gave it to her mom and her mom did something like.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn'T hear from her mom.

[John Holmberg]

Humane. No, her. Her mom showed up with one eye. I got rid of Herby. Yeah. So no, Brady, we don't have a problem. We do not have an issue with people finding. Finding mountain lion cubs and taking them home because it's a three month process to realize this isn't a cat. Once my cat hit 140 pounds, I started to get a little nervous. He's not done growing. His hands are bigger than mine. I think I should put him back. So we do have to have a rule. You find it, you're over at Granada park and you nab something out of a tree. It isn't a picture pet. You're just an. I don't care if you put a cowboy hat on it or not. Make it ski. It's still a wild animal. That. You shouldn't have done that.

[Brady Bogan]

Leave nature in nature.

[John Holmberg]

Let it be. Like, don't native. Native Americans don't do that. They don't steal it out of a tree and put a cowboy hat on it. I guess it wouldn't be a cowboy hat. One of big feather heads. Mary effing holidays from the big red radio. Morning sickness.

[Doug Hopkins]

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[John Holmberg]

How come Indians don't have that? That would be an. I would watch that Instagram page. If a Native American stole a squirrel and put. Put a headdress on it, made it do stuff anyway. Brady, stop it.

[Brady Bogan]

I have.

[John Holmberg]

Well, why?

[Brady Bogan]

I haven't pulled anything out of nature and had it for a pet.

[John Holmberg]

Because you realized how wrong it was.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay, there you go. Then why do you defend it? We went round and round and you're sitting there telling me it's okay.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just saying it just sounded weird that there wasn't detour. Details. We finally got the details.

[John Holmberg]

Well, the details are you have a squirrel. You're not allowed to have a squirrel. People are like, I'm getting, oh, you can't.

[Brady Bogan]

And I didn't know that.

[John Holmberg]

You're all just kind of.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't know the details like they have.

[John Holmberg]

But if they leave the squirrel, the details don't matter. You can't have a squirrel. You can't steal a squirrel from the woods, even if it's got a broken foot and put it in your house. That's just not something you should do, Brady.

[Doug Hopkins]

For the love of your Jesus, I hope you never get in trouble with the law and have to be be put in front of a jury because you're screwed, my man. You are too honest.

[John Holmberg]

Well, sure, I would keep that. Oh boy, here we go. He had a busted foot. I had to save his life.

[Brady Bogan]

We did a couple of catch and releases growing up.

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Brady Bogan]

There's an owl that had a wing that was damaged. Let him go. He's fine.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I don't even understand why. Just let it be. If I had an owl that had a wing damage, I might take him down to the sanctuary for birds.

[Brady Bogan]

Which should have been done. It was Muckrat Ray again.

[John Holmberg]

You guys took it to a basement?

[Brady Bogan]

Muck Rat Ray did a catch and release on an owl, basement. And a crow.

[John Holmberg]

What in the living do you do with a broken owl? You can't take care of yourself. What are you doing to a broken owl? Did you put it in a. It's possible.

[Brady Bogan]

Muckrat Ray figured out a splint on the.

[John Holmberg]

With what? Popsicle sticks. He probably made the owl worse.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it flew away.

[John Holmberg]

Of course it did. It was running from the people. The way it's designed after a couple of weeks. Yeah, because it probably wasn't broken in the first place. You were just sticking popsicle sticks on an owl's arm. You do the decent thing. It's broken. You catch it, you kill it and you fillet it.

[Brady Bogan]

We did that a lot.

[John Holmberg]

That's the right thing to do. How about you just leave it be Also Brett. I don't like that you're so quiet over there, John.

[Doug Hopkins]

You know what pisses me off? Where are all these bleeding hearts when about this squirrel? When a dog needs a home, don't see him there. Go get the dog. Leave the squirrel alone.

[John Holmberg]

Put a cowboy hat on a dog. They love it. They need us. Squirrels are fine without us. If we all died tomorrow, you know who would be OK with it? Squirrels. You know who'd be a mess? Yes, dogs.

[Doug Hopkins]

Another guy says. Wait a second. Didn't Muckrat Ray cut the heads off cats?

[Brady Bogan]

No, that was.

[John Holmberg]

No, that was his other friend, Andy Lestock. That was Andy Listock. Lawn mowers and cat head.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Matt Dimmel.

[John Holmberg]

You all should have been in jail.

[Brady Bogan]

No one confirmed that. But let's talk. You confirmed it.

[John Holmberg]

Didn't you tell us that. That he buried cats? From their bodies down. And then let's talk them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, let's talk.

[John Holmberg]

Stuck. And he's dead now, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, because he's nuts. He was the one who was killed.

[Brady Bogan]

He also was shooting state birds. He's shooting a collection. Put a bird feeder up in his backyard to lure him in.

[John Holmberg]

Cardinals.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

And had like a 500 bucks a bird. Piles of cardinals.

[Brady Bogan]

Check it out.

[John Holmberg]

50 of them, Brett.

[Doug Hopkins]

Oh my God.

[John Holmberg]

We didn't have these lifestyles, John.

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah, I for one understand what Brady is saying. Because as someone who. Who has gotten $150 fine in Dewey for taking a wounded mountain lion cub.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Doug Hopkins]

We have one. We have a list.

[John Holmberg]

I'm just turning to me now. Sebastian. What's wrong with these people? What the hell's going on? Aren't you embarrassed? You got a mountain lion in your house. You're an idiot. Well, you found a mountain lion. I better take care of that. What are you doing?

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

You're not fixing and 150 bucks. We need to boost that fine a little.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, we do.

[Doug Hopkins]

If the fine for HOV lane is right.

[John Holmberg]

$400 to drive in the wrong lane. 150 to.

[Brady Bogan]

Let me tell you first of all, thank you. And I. I'm still gotta write you a ticket.

[John Holmberg]

What do you got here, Jeff? I found this mountain. I'm nursing him back to health. 150. What are you the biggest martin on the planet? I think it might be actually. Here's 150. Get rid of the mountain. What do you. You got to kill that thing. Oh my dear sweet Jesus.

[Brady Bogan]

All the wildlife.

[John Holmberg]

Anyway, that's my take care. That's my take on peanut fishing.

[Brady Bogan]

Fishing game.

[John Holmberg]

Right. And I didn't realize we had something stupider than a squirrel sitting in the room with us.

[Doug Hopkins]

Grizzly Bo.

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Doug Hopkins]

See what you're wishing for here texter has already happened. Grizzly bogan needs to bring pets in. Like show and tell. You've done that.

[John Holmberg]

I don't want that. Well, one of the show and tell pets was a black lady he took to school. We all remember Olive. Can I take her to show and tell as a real authentive? What are you a tribes person? I am your maid, Brady. I can't understand it. All the clicks and buttons and whistles.

[Brady Bogan]

Olive was from Africa.

[John Holmberg]

I know she was. And you took her to show and Tell. Did she live with?

[Brady Bogan]

She brought an ostrich egg with her.

[John Holmberg]

Showed the you just had one handy.

[Brady Bogan]

She gave it us.

[John Holmberg]

What an essential ostrich egg. Get Your ostrich egg and your map of your village. You're coming with me. This is not mine. I give it to you. The kids will love it.

[Brady Bogan]

Trust me.

[John Holmberg]

They're gonna eat this up. Why did she have an ostrich egg?

[Brady Bogan]

She brought it as a gift for my parents.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, from Africa?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's all she had?

[Brady Bogan]

Well, she brought it and it was. Had a painting on it.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, like a Nigerian tamale?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Core person gift.

[Brady Bogan]

I found it pretty nice.

[John Holmberg]

Ostrich's egg. And I gave it to. Was it a full hollowed out. Okay, so she poked a hole in it, drained it, probably ate it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. And then painted just a jumbo fried.

[John Holmberg]

Egg, painted a couple crackers on it, and then gave it to your parents. Like you're gonna inherit that one day.

[Brady Bogan]

My mom still has it.

[John Holmberg]

Of course she does. It's a shellac. Egg too.

[Brady Bogan]

It's not shell act. It's just painting on. You don't have to.

[John Holmberg]

No, I'm just saying, like, they had to harden the egg so it doesn't break over time.

[Brady Bogan]

Time. Oh, no, you don't have to.

[John Holmberg]

You took Olives second grade, right?

[Brady Bogan]

Get them. You know, I cooked one at the Wildlife World Zoo.

[John Holmberg]

Cooked out an African.

[Brady Bogan]

No, the egg.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

And that shell is very hard right off the bat. You don't even have to do anything.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't ask. That's a crazy story. But second grade is when Olive showed up at your house. Thereabouts. Right. Please tell me it's not older than seventh grade. Okay, it was 10. Close.

[Brady Bogan]

I was three. Two.

[John Holmberg]

You've been a great guy. Thanks for coming.

[Doug Hopkins]

She was a fifth grade show and tell.

[John Holmberg]

Fifth grade show and tell. You brought a black. Got one of these hanging around the house.

[Doug Hopkins]

I'm not sure it was show and tell. I think you asked.

[John Holmberg]

Did you tell her? This is the first I'm hearing about the egg. But no matter who gets your egg, this is my egg. I cleaned the house for the white people.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Like, right out of the pages of Nat Gia. She happens to be my copy. Yes. You search the pages for. There you are. Right. No, that is not me. How about that one? That's you. Take your shirt off, you got some hangers. That is also not me. You gotta be in here somewhere. I thought you were the COVID model.

[Brady Bogan]

She's beautiful.

[John Holmberg]

Awful.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure, but it doesn't matter. Whoever the guest was at the time, from a different part of the world, there they would have been coming to show and tell. Okay, well, basically, for geography okay.

[John Holmberg]

Well.

[Brady Bogan]

It was a good look. Oliver and I walk into school. Good look for who? Hand in hand.

[John Holmberg]

I gotta go home. This day's over. I don't want to be here anymore. Sorry. Park's closed, folks. We're going, we're out. I've known the man for nearly 30 years. There's always a revelation, always a thing. I even knew the olive story. The eggs knew. I told him. I don't remember this. He was, like, glossing around. Hey, go get your egg.

[Brady Bogan]

You're not. You're not going to school on that.

[John Holmberg]

The egg was a gift for your parents. Get your goddamn African egg and follow me to school. We don't have these things in Columbus. Gee.

[Brady Bogan]

Enough.

[John Holmberg]

Enough Clickety clack with your words. Follow me to school. Get in your wagon. I'm taking you to school. She just sat in the corner of the room. Behold.

[Brady Bogan]

Showstopper.

[John Holmberg]

Most of the time, you people only see this on tv.

[Brady Bogan]

Top that, people.

[John Holmberg]

But then, thanks to me, I brought a real live one here. We got a live one. And she brought their culinary delight. A big egg with my parents painted on it.

[Brady Bogan]

She signed 32 National Geographic guarantees for the kids.

[John Holmberg]

She's a hero. Yep. All right, I'm done talking to you. This is not the show I planned. I always have. Look, I always have a rough draft in my head of where we're gonna go. That. No clue. We were heading that way and I've heard just.

[Doug Hopkins]

That's your sketch.

[John Holmberg]

Some of that story. Oh, yeah. It just sketches me constantly. That'll do it. You guys have a nice strong night's coming up. If Larry's not sick anymore, maybe Larry's next. But we're just gonna play just loads and loads of ghost and stuff on the way out.

[Doug Hopkins]

I'll find all the old Brady walls.

[John Holmberg]

That one's new. The egg's new. And I don't know how you told all of it. That was a good idea. I don't want to do this. Put on your garb.

[Doug Hopkins]

Wait a second.

[John Holmberg]

Grab that goddamn egg.

[Doug Hopkins]

I heard the initial part of the rant and then I had to leave. I tuned back in to hear Did Brady rescue a black woman from the wild and take her to show and tell?

[John Holmberg]

Broken leg.

[Brady Bogan]

And we set her free.

[John Holmberg]

Pull over. There's an African on the side of the road with a busted toe.

[Doug Hopkins]

Thanks, brave dad.

[Brady Bogan]

Can I take her home?

[John Holmberg]

Sure. Get her in the back there. Put a cage around it.

[Doug Hopkins]

Build a box.

[John Holmberg]

Build a box. We gotta go to. She can't go in some. You take her over there to the pets place. And we'll store her there while you and I ride some rides. We'll drop her off at the old keep your pets here at the old Kings island and we'll ride a couple rides and we'll come back and get yourself your African.

[Doug Hopkins]

Does Disney have that like a place where you can. I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

I wonder. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Why would you bring a pet to a fun part? Forgot we had this cat.

[Brady Bogan]

They have the babysitter.

[John Holmberg]

Of course. You have your pet in your car. We'll store it for you. You. We don't have a house. We just drive around with all our possessions and then ride rides. I'm in. Hell, yeah. I don't know what's going on.

[Doug Hopkins]

The mountain lion cub guy is texted back in. He goes, to be fair, we live out in New river and had plenty of land for it. We were hiking and found it. We took it home, kept it for about two weeks. And then. And then someone called Garage Game and fish on us. It had a broken leg and it was going to die because it couldn't move.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Doug Hopkins]

Game and fish gave us a hundred and fifty fine and took it away.

[John Holmberg]

Right. And killed it. I hate to break it to you, but your busted mountain lion's dead. And probably rightfully so.

[Doug Hopkins]

And using the phrase to be fair about my. My captured mountain lion cub is a little bit odd too.

[John Holmberg]

To be fair. Yeah, to be fair. This guy says, I don't care if this is the show you had planned or not. I'm loving every minute of it. My only question is, how come Brett got so quiet when Brady started talking about that black lady going to school with him? We make him face a different direction when those topics come. Brett's not allowed a microphone at that point. He's just screaming into the ether outside. We make him do laps when that happens. Play a song right now.

[Doug Hopkins]

God bless America.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I know. How do we lose to Christmas music? We got this crap going. You know the.

[Doug Hopkins]

We don't tell these stories in December.

[John Holmberg]

Apparently world's oldest mentally challenged boy and he tells stories and we just sit in awe. I guess the most appropriate one up there is Ozzy's Diary of a madman. For Brady's stories. Let's do it. Diary of a Madman. I'm all over that. She's got a plate in her lip. Isn't she lucky? You just put the food right there on your own lip. Suck something down for a mom. No, wait. Put it in there.

[Doug Hopkins]

There is.

[John Holmberg]

Put that egg on that plate. Balance it that shirt she's wearing says 1972 Cleveland Browns World champion. Never happened. Ask yourself how she got it. We dumped it on her village. You made this for me yesterday. Quiet down, ma'. Am. We found her on the side of the road limping. Anyway.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, she went home with some Cincinnati rad stuff.

[John Holmberg]

Did she go back to Africa or she didn't stay?

[Brady Bogan]

She's there. She couldn't wait like three months.

[John Holmberg]

One of the few people that left America for Africa and was grateful. I have got. No one has ever said that I've got to get back to Africa. Never. I missed my village. The warlords were different than these people. Let me go parade you around the mall for a little bit. Grab your ass egg. Get your goddamn egg.

[Brady Bogan]

We're not going anywhere.

[John Holmberg]

We're not going anywhere until you pick up that egg. Was she there every day? She was at the house every day. She lived there?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, she lived there for three months.

[John Holmberg]

All right, we done? You got it? Oh, I was done a while ago. No, I. Yeah, I drank too much last night to deal with this. Arizona's most powerful, powerful rock radio station.

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

There's a little list of authors that did not approve of the casting when their book was turned into a movie. For example, Anne Rice, she was upset that Tom Cruise stat an interview with a vampire. But after seeing him, she called him up, took it back.

[John Holmberg]

She just realized her book was boring.

[Brady Bogan]

Stephen King did not like Jack Nicholson's performance as Jack Torrance in the Shining. But he did like Tim Curry's Pennywise for the it miniseries.

[John Holmberg]

Stephen King has terrible taste in making his movies or his books.

[Doug Hopkins]

Movies.

[John Holmberg]

All of Stephen King's, the ones that he was in charge of making were horrible. The second he kind of let them go, they're all good. Misery, the Shining. Like the ones he didn't have much to Shawshank Redemption. The things he had less to do with were all good. Stand By Me was one too. Stand By Me, that's right. And the ones he didn't touch were great. The ones he was involved in like Pet Sematary and Cujo and it was just maximum overdrive. Maximum Overdrive was terrible.

[Brady Bogan]

Raoul Dahl didn't like Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka Idiot. He thought his performance was pretentious, insufficiently gay and bouncy.

[John Holmberg]

That's true. And at that time, that Was probably.

[Doug Hopkins]

A concern over the weekend.

[Brady Bogan]

And it's. It's fantastic.

[John Holmberg]

It's still great. When I was walking around with that cane, the only thing I wanted to do was do a somersault and start singing.

[Brady Bogan]

Ken Kessie disapproved of Jack Nicholson playing Randall McMurphy and One Flew the Cuckoo's Nest.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think anybody likes short and too shrewd.

[Brady Bogan]

My man. Vin Diesel.

[John Holmberg]

Triple X. IO.

[Brady Bogan]

He walked Paul Walker's daughter down the aisle. Meadow got married over the weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Somebody had to.

[Brady Bogan]

Paul's not there anymore.

[John Holmberg]

Obviously.

[Brady Bogan]

Triple X is Meadow's godfather, so it was his privilege to walk her down the aisle.

[John Holmberg]

He teared up a little. Thank you, Mr. X. Anger Daddy.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what family does.

[John Holmberg]

Exactly. Thanks, Vin.

[Brady Bogan]

Thanks, Dom.

[John Holmberg]

Making fun of me. Duh. Did you read your next script for Fast and Furious? What's reeeeed? Right. Never mind. We'll just film you. Groot. Brute. They give him one line. You know what? We want you in this. We're gonna pay an exorbitant amount of money, and all you have to do is say the word Groot. I bet you there's multiple takes. Nope, not quite.

[Brady Bogan]

Vin.

[John Holmberg]

Try again. There's an R in it. Vin. Goat. Groot. No line. Groot. Nope. No, sir. Duh. Try again.

[Doug Hopkins]

Say Vin.

[John Holmberg]

Vin.

[Doug Hopkins]

Hey, there's one.

[John Holmberg]

Go.

[Brady Bogan]

Nope.

[John Holmberg]

Take 500.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, we were talking about the major League baseball, the arms and all that. I don't know if you saw what PETA came out out with. This was a couple days ago.

[John Holmberg]

The arm barn.

[Brady Bogan]

Like to ban the term bullpen. What a bunch of.

[John Holmberg]

They want to call it the arm.

[Brady Bogan]

Barn because bullpens devalued talented players and mock the misery of sensitive animals. Strike out the word bullpen, which references the holding area where terrified bulls are kept before slaughter.

[John Holmberg]

I hate them. You know, I am for the Ethical Treatment of animals. I am not for the Ethical treatment of the People. For the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Yeah, it's ridiculous.

[Brady Bogan]

But please change it to armbarn.

[John Holmberg]

Arm barn's awesome. The arm barn is incredible. But, I mean, if you. What if you lost your arm in a farming accident? Now you're. You're like the arm bar. God, that's a tragedy. A PTSD moment. There's no safe.

[Brady Bogan]

Those guys will get sued that have the. The store that they sell prosthetics. The arm barn.

[John Holmberg]

Right. What are they gonna do. Do now? And I don't know that they just. We're focused only on the arms, folks. I sell prosthetics But I'm not. I'm not. Arms only. These goddamn legs are. They take up too much space and they're not moving. Arms only. We're the armbar for fatter ladies. Like the dress part down the streets.

[Brady Bogan]

Crazy legs, right?

[John Holmberg]

Crazy legs is. He's a happy dude. I do arms, he does legs. I just need some fingers or a hand. No, no, that's hand barn doing the hand job. I don't know why.

[Brady Bogan]

You ready for this one? John Hinckley Jr. The guy who killed. Who tried to kill President Rick.

[John Holmberg]

He shot Rick?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Is owed royalties from an old Devo song. He's saying this and he could be right. In 1982 he co wrote a song with Devo called I Desire. It's on their.

[John Holmberg]

Oh no, it's Devo album from jail, I guess. So he'd already shot Reagan by then.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, because I haven't seen seen royalties in 35 years. What is the deal?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you know what? Johnson can't be making much money anyway by the by.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't matter, right? Get him his 20 bucks and he'll.

[John Holmberg]

Be your king size Snickers show. What you're saying, Brady, is if I could borrow a joke from you. He can't get no satisfaction. They covered it, but that was.

[Brady Bogan]

They can try.

[John Holmberg]

They could try. I hope the roof caves in right now. Well, they very get that. Check to them and they better whip it into shape quick.

[Brady Bogan]

The last little thing. John, you're a huge fan of Kid Bop. Kids bop?

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know the whole albums, you know where they.

[John Holmberg]

I prefer kid pop songs. Means there's less kids. Just singular Kid Bop.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, the new feel like we're getting kids pop does little Nas X Montero. Oh yeah, Call me by your name. You should hear that version if you get a chance.

[John Holmberg]

So the dirty, filthy sexual nature of Lil Nas X videos and things. Kids bopping it now. Might as well call it Kids Fap and just let it be what it is Lil Nas X makes.

[Brady Bogan]

They probably do that song on there too.

[John Holmberg]

He's very sexual with this stuff. I don't know what song that 20th.

[Brady Bogan]

Anniversary of kids Pop.

[John Holmberg]

Some of those kids are old enough to drink now. Listening to kids sing is. Okay, new list. Kids singing Guy Fieri 3:11 Kiss. Kids singing worse than Guy or worse than. Yeah, Guy Fier. And we'll put kids in there announcing at games too. Kids pretty much speaking are. Are doing anything with a microphone. Yeah, they suck. Yeah, I'm with Brad. Anything you amplify A child's voice with.

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta go. Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Is it time to go?

[Brady Bogan]

Brady?

[Doug Hopkins]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What time's your ride here?

[Brady Bogan]

I gotta meet the ride at 11.

[John Holmberg]

Where? Home.

[Brady Bogan]

Barbecue Island.

[John Holmberg]

All right, well, now you know where Brady's car will be parked unattended for a while.

[Brady Bogan]

There's five locations.

[John Holmberg]

Ooh. Well, you got five chances. He'll be gone all day.

[Brady Bogan]

Spencer Eldon, the dude that was on the COVID of Nirvana Thomas Nevermind album, he's got that lawsuit. Someone asked Dave Grohl about it. What do you feel about it? He says, I feel like what most people are feeling. There's no merit to.

[John Holmberg]

Shut up, dude.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he says, that's what I have to say. But listen, he says he's got a Nevermind tattoo. I don't.

[John Holmberg]

It's true. Brilliant. And he was on the COVID of Nevermind and Dave Grohl isn't.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

So really, just accept the fact you're legendary forever and you're not going to accomplish anything better. It would be tough to peak as an infant, but, you know, even JonBenet had a few years where she climbed. Was that too soon? She couldn't get up. No, that's right, though. You know, she had her peak, and then she lost her figure and all went to hell. Are you saying that because she was found in the basement? Yeah. No, I'm just saying, as a baby, if your best days are like, wow, right out of the gate, it only goes downhill from there. That's a long run. So you get a figure around 30. You're like, I'm pretty pissed off about that whole baby peak thing. And I thought the people who peaked in high school were annoying rough. The finest days are behind me, boys. I was seven months old when I hit my mark. Wow. That has to be hard. And there's. He's done nothing better anyway. What are you gonna. Maybe he has. He's got a little time left. He's quitting.

[Brady Bogan]

Bill Murray says he's agreed to do ant man 3 to be a part of it because he. He likes the director, Peyton Reed. One particular reason why he likes him. Really likes that film.

[John Holmberg]

He did bring it on, the cheerleading movie.

[Brady Bogan]

Thinks it's a damn good film.

[John Holmberg]

Everything he does is kind of like tongue in cheek. He's delusional now. Yeah. And he. I think he's playing with us. He's in on it, but after that.

[Brady Bogan]

He'S like, I'm done with Marvel. Do it one time.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, well. And that's why I love Bill Murray. Like, this isn't for you anymore. This is what I want to do.

[Brady Bogan]

You might agree with Bron Braun on this, okay? He talked about Squid Games and he wasn't a big fan of the ending.

[John Holmberg]

It hasn't ended yet.

[Brady Bogan]

So well of this.

[John Holmberg]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

First end, eight episodes.

[John Holmberg]

I think idiots think it's over.

[Brady Bogan]

So he voiced his opinion and the director from Squid Games tweeted out, have you seen Space Jam 2? He says LeBron James is cool. Yeah, I'm very thankful he watched the whole series.

[John Holmberg]

Well, South Korean's not happy with LeBron because he's such a supporter of China, so I'm sure there's some beef there. Plus, I would like the way the South Koreans said that. Have you seen the Space Jim? Their last words are always like, sung. That's why I liked watching in the original Korean.

[Brady Bogan]

Keanu Reeves has a four man stunt crew that does all this stuff for John Wick and they just wrapped John Wick four and each one of the guys got a custom Rolex. The Rolex watch.

[John Holmberg]

A Rolex. That's the Rolex custom because nobody's ever heard of it. They couldn't afford the real and they spent too much money on effects. I'd be stalking. Here you guys go. Whoa, Rolex. I am an FBI agent and Rolex.

[Brady Bogan]

Salesman were the last couple.

[John Holmberg]

John Wick's good. Third one was dumb. Okay, first one's great.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Second one's fun. Third one was not very good. Okay. You would agree. You like the genre. Actually, you haven't. I have. No, you were the one that told me. I've been meaning to watch them forever and I just never did. First one is surprisingly really good. Like this is. And it doesn't take itself wildly seriously, but it's really fun. The second one, you're like, all right, thanks for that. There is zealous, most powerful, powerful rock radio station. Hey, what's up? It's Mo and my friends at the University of Advancing Technology has been ranked the number one best college for computer science for not one, but two years in a row. Which makes total sense because UAT are always on the lookout for those who don't just embrace technology, they live it. From advancing computer science and robotics to cybersecurity, gaming and artificial intelligence, UAT is where innovation thrives. So if you're ready to lead the next tech revolution, visit uat.edu mo. And don't just study tech, live it. It's John Holmberg here from the morning sickness and it's time to talk about TVs Doug Hopkins of My Home Group and Doug Hopkins dot com. Have you ever thought to yourself, I'm gonna sell my house? Of course you have. And one reason or another, you just didn't do it. Probably because it's a hassle when you try to make a real estate deal. What if I could say, you can sell that house the day after you say the words, I want to sell my house. Doug's been at this for over 25 years, and that's why he's still on top of the Hill. TVs Doug Hopkins can handle everything, won't move the price, or you get $5,000. What do you do? Start the process right now@doug hopkins.com or grab the phone and sing.