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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
12-31-25 - 51yo Super Fit Grandma Says She's Had Sex w/Over 800 Men And We Can't Think Of Our Grams That Way - BO
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Do not listen to this while driving or when full alertness is needed. The best of Holmberg's morning sickness. This is the big Red radio and I got this other story I saw yesterday on the BBC. You know, I'm, we're in an age now where people just, I think it, I think it has changed and it might be Internet related but like they never used to celebrate hot grandmas on tv. My grandma, as it turns out looking back in time, was young. I'm pretty sure that when I was in my, you know, seven, eight, nine, when I, when I was hanging around grandma the Most, probably sick, 5, 6, 7, she was like 48 years old. Not hot grandma. Oh yeah. And you know what's funny? When she was 84 and passed away, she looked exactly the same as she did when I remembered her as a little kid. Like everybody always oh, you've never changed. She grew into being in her 80s. She always looked like grandma had the grandma blouse and the black grandma pants. The. I don't know where you get those, but they're every day. I think she had those on and they never had stains. They weren't nice but they weren't ugly. They could be. They could pass as sweatpants or dress pants. I don't know where grandma shop, but they go to a special store where all of them have that weird pair of black. They're stretchy, but they're. They're durable. I don't know, but she had those. Every picture. Wore like golfing pants and stuff. Babu never pants. Never wore pants. That's hot. Yeah. She was a dresser. Just dress really? Yeah. Nice. Well, that's another one that you. The same thing. The polyester blend or whatever. My other grandma only wore dresses. Yeah, and I don't understand, like, only dresses, but they weren't. They were grandma dresses. She never looked nice. She was just always in her grandma dress. Even when she did try to look nice, she just put like a flower on that same dress. Now I'm on this thing and super fit grandma. I'm like, oh, no. She said, this is the headline. I don't think this headline ever used to exist. Once the word grandma was involved, they'd be like, nobody needs to know this. Here's the headline. Super fit grandma has slept with over 800 lovers. Come on as a hoe. And then you look at her and you're like, God damn, can I be 800 1? This is a super fit grandma. I mean, this is a smoking hot grand. I mean, Elizabeth Hurley is a pig compared to the what's her fans only page. No kidding. He's got abs and muscles. And look at that. Super hot grandma. Not bad. The body on that thing. No, of course that's gold. It's expired. And she's, she like, look, I'm keeping this expiration date going. She's got some formaldehyde in that milk and it's, it's, it's staying alive. But, but in the article they mention says she has two adult children. Her fit physique turns men on and says that people who message her are usually just in love with her immediately. Her relationships never last very long. She spends hours in the gym every week to keep up her appearance and enjoys naked yoga around the house. Now think of your grandma while I read this. No, of course you don't want to do that. Nobody's grandma. Nobody needs the word a grandma. She's just a good looking woman. Why do we have to throw the word grandma? So she told the reporter that she gets inundated with messages where she has 513,000 followers and it gets bizarre requests. She got £50,000 from a British man who said, well, can I watch you shave it. And she goes, £50,000. I'm doing that. That's like 70 grand American. But then the inevitable part comes in. Her grandson's fairly uncomfortable with this talk of her. Of course he is. Nobody wants to think of grandma. Good Lord. How old is she? 48? 51. 51. She's, she's from Brazil, but she lives in London now and has had a lifestyle change since her marriage ended 19 years ago. I have a theory about this. 19 years ago she got divorced. So 19 years ago she was 31, 33. So glamorous. Grandma says now after marriage, sex is her fuel and she dates three to five times a week, both men and women. And then her grandson gets involved in the article somehow by saying, well, I'm not all that comfortable with this. I already received a marriage proposal from an Irishman offering me 200 goats on his farm if I'd move up there, which is insane. A man wanted to see me shave myself, but I have to show my face in the video. I did it for 50.50k. Her 9 year old grandson is, quote, a little shy when it comes to talking about her. He's not very comfortable as he's a boy. That has nothing to do with it. But all my family are very proud about having a fitness gran. Now think of your grandmother. Three to five times a week she's with men, she's with women, she's shaving her stuff for dude, for 50k. This is a new phenomenon. This is a 2020s thing. I don't know when GR. Grandma started to become like, I blame Oprah and I also blame whatever that marriage was 19 years ago. When she bailed out on that thing in her early 30s, that dude turned her into this. This is a revenge lifestyle because a 19 marriage broke up 19 years ago and she's still talking about it. England. I don't know what, I don't know when that happened, but she's still sitting there thinking to herself, okay, when I was married, once I got divorced, sex became my fuel. This is all to get back at that guy. That's all this is. Gotta be good point. He did something that, that look how good life is, right? Clicked her brain into this weird thing and she's like, oh yeah, my guess is why. He probably was hosing a friend of hers or something like that. And then she's like, ah, is that sex is the enemy and I'll show him. And yeah. Cause grandma's 51 year old. Grandma's usually by then are pretty much like, yeah, I'm in great shape and I look good. But I'm not gonna tell you I had sex with 800 different dudes and some guy in England. She's doing that in case the ex. She still hung up on the guy 19 years ago. There's no even. There's no real reason to mention that. She's been divorced 19 years. She brings it up three times in the article. Battery turned into a twink after her. And then she's just. There's that. Hadn't thought of that. The ex announced, you know what? I like men. You don't do anything for me. And she's like, oh, so she uses sex as a weapon. She's weaponized. Payback time. That's exactly right. Sex and looking great as a weapon. Or he told her, you know, you're a little bit thick for me. You're not. She could have been right. Yeah. She might have been a little fat. And she's like, oh. And then every. And I'm not attracted to you. I don't want to have sex with you. And it turned her into this monster. Nobody does. I don't want anybody to email me either. And go, dude, my grandma's smoking hot too. Nobody wants their grandma to be hot. If you are a grandma and you're a little bit sexy. Stop it. Just knock it off. That's not your job anymore. You're not allowed to do that. But I'm still a human being with needs. Yep. And you get those needs in those weird polyester pants with a vibrator. And the guy you married that barely gets it done anymore. That's it.
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You realize enough years have passed.
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Yeah. That we have four.
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Off the top of my head, former MILF champions.
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That are grandmas. That are grandmas. And I never want to see them again. That are grandmas. Yeah. I barely wanted to see them as milfs. That's the mindset. That. My grandma. The first time I met her, she was 70.
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Right.
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Yours. Right? Yeah. My grandma. Whenever. My memories of grandma. She's younger than everyone in the room right now. I know. That's why. But mentally, that woman recognized I am a grandmother. The role I play now is this weird flowery shirt that you only get at the grandma shop. And the pants. And the other grandma was just this. I don't know if that was tweed or burlap. I don't know. Her dresses were awful. And hugging her was like hugging a Berber carpet. Like the. The dress. That's grandma.
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It was itch eating.
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Now that Isabelle was old they had my dad when they were in their like Brady, they were in their 40s and they had. My dad was late. My mom, I think she showed up when my grandma was 18 and then my mom had a kid when she was 21. No, she was 18. Cycle continued. Merry effing holidays from the big red radio.
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So holy cow. That means that she had me when my grandma was 40. So my grandma was only like 45 when I first, when I first start remembering like actually like 42 or 3 when I first really remember some stuff. 45 when there were conversations. And you always picture her old. She's always 80. Always. She's never. Not always. Yeah. And the last thing I'd need is my grandma showing up after a vigorous sit up workout telling me that she's gonna go smash clams with some other broad tonight. And by the way, you're gonna read about me in the newspaper about how I smash clams with people three, five times a week. Why are you doing this, grandma? You're r. You think they think your ex husband did damage to you? Think of what you're doing to that poor grandson. That this is an international story picked up by the Daily sun in London and I'm reading it in Phoenix. What are you doing to that? But now I'm talking about it here. So I'm telling hundreds of thousands of people immediately that they've got this guy. It'll really hit him in another three, four years when he hit in your.
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High high school whatever they have over.
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Well when he's on pornhub and finds his grandma under still worse still. What's your last name again? Oh, it's Bickley. Your gran's not named Sarah, is it? Yeah, it's my gran. Hey mate, I your gran. Oh no. Oh wait. Is this Sarah Bickley's boy grandson? Hey, I your gran too. So did I. Everyone in here is your gran. You don't need to tell the news. Hot grandma. That's a band name. That's not a thing. Huh? Grandma's Funny, but it's not real gross. Don't do that. You have bed. But what was your name for your grandma? Just call her Grandma. Just Grandma? Yeah. You didn't have the ninny and happy grandma name. It was just Grandma. Grandma. That was mine. Mine was Grandma and the other one was Amma. But I just called her Grandma. That's close enough. That's because my sister was stupid and couldn't say grandma and that turned into Meemaw because it always does in Indiana. But I just called her Grandma and she actually asked me once. Dennis John, why don't you call me Ammo? Cause it sounds like I've got a speech impediment. Why would I do that? I say, but where does Grandma. And also, I'm old now. It's my special name, Grandma. I'm the only one doing it. Consider that special. I have to go do some sit ups because I'm taking two cranks tonight on the Internet. Oh, thanks. Bye. Hot Grandma. Also in her 40s, my grandma before she had all these grandkids. Please, call me Hot Cheese. Call me. Come call me Hot Shirley. Dennis, I gotta take a bunch of dicks tonight. Call me Hot Shirley. Ah. What is it, Graham? Okay, I'm just worn out. What happened? I just got so hard last night. Oh. Oh, thanks, Hot Grandma. Hey, I saw you on the news last night, flashing your abs and talking about how you've been with 800 people since you left Grandpa. Can we settle her down a little bit here? I've got school tomorrow and this isn't easy for me. How would you interview the grandson on this? Why even bring him up? Yeah, they didn't interview him. She talked about him. He's shy cause he's a boy? No, he's shy cause his grandma's a whore. Stop, everybody. She looks great though. How old is she again? 51. My age. Got a nine year old grandson. Why is your head always down, honey? Cause my grandma's a whore. She's on the news a lot. Some guy in Phoenix was talking about her. Bro, I saw your grandma getting railed by Lex Steele online, dude. Now does it happen? Yes. Do you lead with Grandma? No. Gross. Now everybody out there, close your eyes for a second. Even if you're driving and think of Grandma doing sit ups, it's horrifying. Not more than 10 seconds. No, no, no, no, no. If you look, you'd be better off crashing a car into a pole than thinking of Grandma doing sit ups. Izzy and Shirley holding each other's feet doing sit UPS just so they could clam smash later. That's the worst thought on the planet. That's not how humans work. We gotta get back to some sort of everybody goes back in their box thing. You could be in shape, but you can't go telling the news. Oh yeah, not only am I in shape, I got a nine year old grandson and I like a teenager. Great, thanks. Go make a casserole or some cookies or something. Put together some sort of a present no one wants. Where is my package of McDonald's gift cards from you? That's what you do as a grandma. I don't. You know the checkbook from McDonald's you used to get from grandma that was kind of neat, but at the same time cost grandma five bucks. She got away with one. Not a picture of her. This is me with the owner of the New England Patriots. I him off. Thanks grandma. I got it autographed. Awesome. Now the autographs ruined because all I'm thinking about is you doing sit ups and pounding away. If you're a grandma and you're still doing sit ups, keep it to yourself. Quietly naked yoga. Okay, do it again. Close your eyes. Drivers, everybody close your eyes. Take your hands off the wheel and just cross your arms because it doesn't matter anymore. And picture grandma doing hot yoga naked. They give her name? Yeah. Let's find her Instagram. You find her Instagram. Look, I want to. Her name is Andrea Sunshine. Of course it is. Of course it is. Grandma Sunshine. Andrea Sunshine. Yeah, she. But she, she kept saying I swapped the married life. But this lifestyle that whatever that dude did was a number on her and she had messed her up. I get divorced 19 years ago and live a lifestyle that. She looks good though. She's a bodybuilder. Like big grandma's your. Your peers. Basically. That's why it's a change. We graduate. How much things have changed? Well yeah, but we don't need it to change. Like I'm. I agree that this look, her face still looks like a little bit messy. There's some. There's grandma doing sit ups and it's even a good looking grandma doing sit ups is bad. Oh God, she's dressed kinda man. She's got. Well, she's got a dude's face. Got a grandma face. She's trying to cover up aging. She's got old lady hands too. She does have old lady hands. I just saw that too in the last pic. But she does not have an old lady's ass. What a mental basket case. Sexy grandma is there it's cold in there. She's doing some lunges. And that's a hot grandma, though. Quit saying you're a grandma. Just be hot. Oh, she's taking her shirt off, for crying out loud. Making me think of that poor 9 year old shy kid. Grandma got some new pictures. You want to see him? Oh, yeah. Where were you? You and your friends over there playing bingo. Oh, no, this is you getting at the gym. God damn. Grandma licking her biceps. I went to. Oh, there's a package in it. Oh, how about that thing when grandma does a squat, There's a, an Arby's roast beef sandwich in those Lululemon. She has a grandma. She's a grandma. Of course there is. She is yoked. When that thing reveals itself, it's gonna. Oh, it's gonna be big. Oh, Grandma, Grandma. I think I'm more upset at the fact that I get a little bit chunky looking at it, except for her face. And there she is with some guy. It looks like one of the 800. Yeah, she's on the list. I think that's with 798. Epstein was right there. I'm pretty sure that's him. Oh, my grandma would show pictures of her and my grandpa at a restaurant that was just over the Indiana, Illinois border. They. It was terrible. But they drive there every once in a while for food and they take a photo of each other and that was the only pictures they ever had. Never once did my grandma throw her ass in the air and take her shirt off and snap a shot on the beach of Cedar Lake. Please. Surely, you know, I'm like, my grandma understood her role in life. I'm a grandmother. I can't embarrass the family anymore. She's a little crazy with like. Or the, the lip injections are. Oh, yeah. No, she's, she's trying to. She's still getting back at the guy. I mean, great bod. But she's got the face of John Jay. 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