12-31-25 - Super Genius - Loses 3 Times - May 2002 - Stephen Hawking Trivia - Sept 2015 - BO

Summary

Holmberg’s Morning Sickness - Arizona

Episode: 12-31-25 – Super Genius - Loses 3 Times - May 2002 - Stephen Hawking Trivia - Sept 2015 - BO
Date: December 31, 2025
Host: John Holmberg, w/ Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Network: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic, high-energy mix of irreverent comedy and trivia as John Holmberg dons the persona of the “Super Genius” for a rapid round of 1980s pop culture trivia, challenging call-in listeners to beat his self-proclaimed genius. Lively banter, rapid-fire questions, and plenty of comedic “shenanigans” set the tone. Later, the show pivots to a segment where the crew “interviews” a comedic version of Dr. Stephen Hawking, launching into space movie and song trivia, before closing out with tongue-in-cheek, off-the-wall humor.

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Key Segments and Insights

1. The Super Genius 80s Trivia Challenge

Starts ~[01:08]

• Holmberg embodies the “Super Genius”: Full of bluster and mock arrogance, Super Genius takes calls from listeners who try their hand at 1980s trivia, covering music, sports, TV, and film, with Brady (“Lap Dog”) as the question reader.
• Comic banter and ongoing gags: Repeated jokes at the expense of “Lap Dog” and previous host Bo; frequent mockery between hosts and of contestants.
• The rules: Callers must buzz in with their name before answering; infractions trigger comedic controversy (“Shenanigans!” is declared liberally).

Highlighted Super Genius Matches

1. Daniel

   • Q: Mike Tyson’s fastest knockout – [02:52]
   • Daniel guesses “Spinks.”
     “Negative, Super Genius. That was Marvis… Marvis Fraser or something. Frasier.” – [03:01]
   • Super Genius explains, “Son of Smokin’ Joe Frazier. I am one, you are none.” – [03:13]
   • Daniel’s dismissed after naming Katharine Hepburn as Michael Douglas’s wife in Fatal Attraction. Correct answer: Anne Archer.
   • Memorable Quote:
     “You have been terminated, Daniel.” – John/Super Genius [03:40]

2. Mike

   • Q: Only gymnast on a Wheaties box
   • Mike guesses John Roethlisberger; Super Genius nails Mary Lou Retton.
   • Q: Miami Vice musical guest – Super Genius answers “Phil Collins.”
   • Mike complains: “I wasn’t alive in the 80s!” [04:41]
   • Super Genius scoffs at Gen Z.

3. Mike #2

   • Q: What does AMC stand for? Mike gets it (American Movie Classics)
   • Q: Hulk Hogan’s Wrestlemania III opponent – Super Genius: “Andre the Giant.”
   • Q: Bubba Smith’s character in Police Academy – Super Genius: “Hightower.”
   • Calls for “Shenanigans” when callers blurt answers without buzzing in.

• Meta Commentary
  • Viewers on instant messenger pop off:
    “Super Genius is a dick.” – [07:29] Holmberg retorts: “Obviously inferior intelligence… Not a very good vocabulary.” – [07:32]

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2. Round Two: More Listeners, More “Shenanigans”

Starts ~[08:09]

• Alan
  • Q: Motley Crue lyric ID (“Girls, Girls, Girls”) – [08:22]
  • Dispute over whether Super Genius said the answer.
  • Q: CBS sports reporter fired for racial remarks: “Jimmy the Greek.” – [09:14]
  • Q: Back-to-back NBA MVP for the Sixers – “Moses Malone.”
  • Ongoing banter about Lap Dog’s supposed incompetence and “cleaning ears.”
• Jesse
  • Q: 80s movie starring Goldie Hawn, Nipsey Russell – Answer: “Wildcats.” [10:20]
  • Q: Julia Roberts quote: “I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful…” – Incorrectly guessed as “Pretty Woman.”
  • Super Genius loses three times, sparking comic self-flagellation and blaming “headphones piping in kdkb.” – [11:13]
  • “I love it when Super Genius loses.” – [11:28]

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3. Stephen Hawking Trivia Comedy Segment

Starts ~[12:01]

• Enter “Stephen Hawking”: Played as a guest (comedically impersonated), dripping with dry, sarcastic wit and self-mockery.
• Limp Bizkit gags: “Rolling, rolling, rolling…” – [12:01]
• Classic zingers:
  • “I feel terrible, Brady. I’m not doing as well as I look.”– Hawking [12:20]
  • On ex-wife, after “The Theory of Everything”:
    “Then later when she became a bitch, I remembered why we are no longer together. And how I wanted to throw her into a black hole.” – [14:47]
  • Jokes about his ALS and wheelchair: “Despite being completely physically incapable of moving I still have better handwriting than you.” – [14:23]
• Hay Flinch running joke:
  “No one has had the courage to try the Hay Flinch game with me.” [15:31]

Space Movie and Song Trivia

Starts ~[16:41]

• Listeners call in to answer famous space-movie quotes and song lyrics.
• Example:
  • Movie line: “Too much garbage in your face, there isn’t plenty of space out in space…” – “WALL-E” [17:13]
  • Song: “Rocket. I’m taking a rocket…” – Stumps listeners with intentionally obscure or comic lyrics.
• Light ribbing of contestants’ intelligence:
  “Do you think your IQ is probably about 120? It’s officially 74. I can tell over the phone.” – Hawking [16:22]
• “If you get this fact right, I’m going to give you something. What’s that?” “A guilty pleasure in Saved by the Bell.” – [24:04]
• Ends with crude, absurdist humor, riffing on masturbation, “Jewish penises,” and Saved by the Bell characters.

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4. Notable Quotes & Moments

• Super Genius on ego:
  "Lapdog's doing a wonderful job, I would think. Super Genius's ego needs a little bit more boosting from the lapdog. Thank you, Lapdog." – [04:59]

• Self-aware meta humor:
  “People coming through on the instant messenger to comment about super genius. Super Genius is a dick. And then they sign off.” – Holmberg [07:29]

• On comedic rule enforcement:
  “He didn't buzz in. Gotta follow the rules.” – Super Genius [06:56]

• Hawking on marriage:
  “Then later when she became a bitch, I remembered why we are no longer together. And how I wanted to throw her into a black hole.” – Hawking [14:47]

• On intelligence:
  “What planet is 1,410,006,001,416,000,000 miles from Earth? … It is called Mars. Oh, ouch.” – Hawking [20:20]

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Important Segments & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:08 | “Super Genius” 80s trivia game begins – silly bravado, first challenger Daniel | | 03:01 | Feud over Mike Tyson trivia; Super Genius takes early lead | | 04:41 | Gen Z caller admits he “wasn’t alive in the 80s” | | 06:09 | Controversy as a contestant blurts the answer without buzzing in – “Shenanigans!” | | 07:29 | Listeners chime in: “Super Genius is a dick” – meta comedy ensues | | 08:09 | Round Two: New contestants, more rules drama, “Lapdog” jokes | | 11:13 | Super Genius “loses three times,” feigns excuse about wrong radio station in headphones | | 12:01 | “Stephen Hawking” joins as a satirical guest; jokes about rolling and limp bodies | | 14:47 | Hawking drops his sharp-tongued take on his wife and “black holes” | | 16:41 | Hawking trivia game: space movie/song quotes with listeners | | 23:26 | “Rocket Man” lyric game; contestant just misses the answer | | 24:04 | Off-beat closing, “Saved by the Bell” guilty pleasures and crude humor |

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Tone and Style

The episode thrives on sarcastic, quick-witted teasing between the hosts and listeners, with heavy doses of irony, character-driven humor, and a flair for the absurd. Both the “Super Genius” and “Stephen Hawking” segments satirize both trivia showmanship and media depictions of genius, while the flood of 80s references creates a nostalgic but tongue-in-cheek playground for the hosts and callers.

Recommended for listeners who enjoy:

• Fast-paced, irreverent morning show comedy
• Flagrant rule-bending on trivia segments for laughs
• 1980s pop culture references
• Sarcastic, character-driven roleplay

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For anyone who didn’t listen:

You’re in for a wild ride of game show parody, gleeful bickering, and nostalgia as “Super Genius” taunts listeners, the team lampoons pop culture, and “Stephen Hawking” drops cosmic comedy gold, all at the rowdy heart of Arizona’s #1 morning radio show.

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There'S more of the best of homework's morning sickness. 98 KUPD. 98 KUPD. It is just about that time. The time for me, your host, John Holmer, to shed his mortal skin and become a super specimen. So incredibly smart. Get over here. Yes, that even I wouldn't sleep with Pam Anderson before Kid Rock ruined her. It's Super Genius. You have to write that down. I didn't read it. It was just in case. Your notes. Our former host, Bo, will stand by helplessly as the new host and incredibly good lapdog Brady takes over the duties. Good morning, Brady.

[A]

Thank you, Super Genius. Good morning.

[B]

That's what I thought. Hello, Bo, do we have. This is the worst feature ever. Victims lined up on the phone.

[A]

Yes, we do.

[B]

Let's start with line five. Hi there. Who's this? Daniel. Daniel, are you ready to lose to Super Genius? I'm ready to kick his rear. All right. Damn right I've heard that before. Once again, for those of you who don't know, Super Genius. Undefeated. That's very untrue. He's been defeated many times. Thank you, Lap dog. Okay, Lap dog. I'm glad we don't Have Bo asking any Planet Rock questions. Thank you very. Exactly. That's why he was fired as host. Daniel, I'm on your side here. Come on. The lapdog will ask the questions now. Daniel, buzz in with your name. Get ready to lose.

[A]

And Daniel and other contestants. It's all 80s trivia. So put your mind frame into the 80s trivia.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Music, sports, television, Television and movies. Daniel, are you ready?

[B]

Go, Lap dog.

[A]

Come on. Boxer Mike Tyson records the fastest knockout of his career. 30 seconds against this heavyweight, Daniel Spinks.

[B]

Negative super genius. That was Marvis. Marvelous. Marvis Fraser or something. Frasier.

[A]

Splendid answer. Super genius.

[B]

I thought so. What was the answer?

[A]

Marvis Frazier.

[B]

Thank you very much. Son of Smokin Joe Fraser. No. I am one, you are none. Daniel, here's. Here's where you lose two to nothing.

[A]

In the newly released movie Fatal Attraction, this actress plays Michael Douglas's wife.

[B]

Daniel. Okay, you blew it. Um, hello. Katherine Hepburn. So sorry. Super Genius, enjoyed your answer. Thank you for entertaining me. It was, of course, an archer.

[A]

You have been terminated, Daniel.

[B]

Goodbye, Daniel. One down. The undefeated streak continues. If anyone would like to play. 260-9800. Hi there. Who's this? Oh, this is Mike. Mike, are you ready to lose to the super genius? Well, we'll see. All right, Mike. Nice and confident.

[A]

Buzz in with your name first to try to beat the super genius. This athlete becomes the only gymnast featured on a Wheaties breakfast cereal box.

[B]

Mike, Any answers? Mike? John Roethlisberger. No.

[A]

Incorrect.

[B]

He's the only one. John Super Genius will say Mary Lou Retton.

[A]

Splendid.

[B]

Thank you very much. Thank you. We got to specify male or female, don't you? You do. Maybe I didn't have to. It's funny how I got it. Anyhow, answer number two. To eliminate Mike from the super G. Come on, Mike.

[A]

This artist guest stars on Miami Vice, which features his song in the air tonight.

[B]

Go ahead, Mike. I'll let you have one. Super Genius. Phil Collins.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Thank God, Mike, you gave very little effort, if none at all. Yeah, yeah. Goodbye, Mike. I wasn't alive in the 80s. Well, weren't you? Well, most of us weren't alive in the 80s, thanks to warrant and things like that. Nice job, man. We'll talk to you later.

[A]

Thanks for calling.

[B]

Lapdog's doing a wonderful job, I would think. Super Genius's ego needs a little bit more boosting from the lapdog. Thank you, Lapdog. Final contestant of round one of Super Genius. Who's this? This is Mike. Mike, are you ready to lose? I am not ready to lose. Everybody has so far. I don't know why you put yourself on a pedestal, but let's try again.

[A]

Mike. The cable network AMC, which stands for this, premieres in the 80s.

[B]

Michael Head, American Movie Classics. Well done, Mike. There must have been something wrong with the way you read that. Lap Dog. I don't think so. That was completely legitimate. All right, one to nothing, Mike. We'll give him one.

[A]

Hulk Hogan pins this wrestler to defend his World Wrestling Federation title at WrestleMania 3 at the Silver Dome.

[B]

And I would say, Super Genius.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That was Andre the Giant.

[A]

Splendid answer, Super Genius.

[B]

Thank you, Lap Dog. My God, do I love Lap Dog as a host. This is brilliant. And it's one to one, Mike. I gave you one. And here we go.

[A]

Former National Football League player Bubba Smith plays his character role in the newly released movie Police Academy.

[B]

Hightower. Damn it. Yes. Yeah, that didn't happen.

[A]

I am calling Shenanigans. I am calling Shenanigans.

[B]

Lap Dog has. Has a. Has Shenanigans.

[A]

Mike did not ring him with his name. He blurted out the answer.

[B]

Dog. Super Genius. I will say Hightower.

[A]

That is correct.

[B]

No, that's so B.S. mike will give you consolation prizes. Please. Please hold, Mike. You got it.

[A]

You know, Mikey. Please hold.

[B]

Yeah. Oh. Michael must answer in the form of a question on Jeopardy. And if it's a shame, you must answer by buzzing in first on the R. You suck.

[A]

Oh, Lapdo. Fabulous job, Super Genius.

[B]

Thank you, Lap Dog. We'll do another round. Lap Dog and Super Genius. Back for another round. Oh, right after Bush lick me. He didn't buzz in. Gotta follow the rules.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Thank you, Lapdog.

[A]

We're gentlemen.

[B]

What? Gentleman's game. You can't just go blurting out answers.

[A]

Absurd.

[B]

Gentleman, my ass. 728. We're gonna check in with Creepy in just a second. He's out there. Southern and Longmore. Anybody else wants to attempt to beat the still undefeated Super Genius? Keep it right here, 98 KUPD. It's the last of Homburg's morning sickness. I'm 98 KUPD. People coming through on the instant messenger to comment about super genius. Super Genius is a dick. And then they sign off. I am the super genius was a dick. Obviously inferior intelligence. No. Not a very good vocabulary. Dead on. Correct. Super Genius.

[A]

I think he was referring to Dick Tracy.

[B]

Ah, yes, a super sleuth. Well said, Bernie. Wow. A good comeback for Super Genius, by the way, Bo's mother. Ooh, Bo touchy. Hitting a nerve with his mother. Evidently. Let's go. Come on. Like most people, you and me, Celebrity boxing.

[A]

Bo, you're gonna find the Super Sock in a minute.

[B]

Thank you, Lap Dog. But after we eliminate a couple more contestants in round two of Super Genius. Whatever, Lap Dog. Do we have our contestants?

[A]

Yes, they are locked and loaded.

[B]

Thank you, Lap Dog. This is so lame. Who is this? This is Alan. Alan, are you ready to lose? I think so. All right, good. I'm glad he knows there's a part in the play here. All right, go ahead there, Lap Dog.

[A]

Alan. This song is released featuring the lyrics. Trick or treat Sweet to eat on Halloween and New Year's Eve Yankee girls, you just can't beat.

[B]

I'll give you a chance, Alan. Don't even bother. I'll say Super Genius.

[A]

That is incorrect. What? Yeah, I'm sorry. Shenanigans.

[B]

Yes, you read that?

[A]

I must have read the lyrics. Not clearly.

[B]

All right, what was the answer?

[A]

Girls, Girls, Girls. Motley Crue.

[B]

Isn't that what I said? No.

[A]

Oh, let me review the audio.

[B]

Come on. Yes, it was very close, but it's 00 still. And actually, we'll give that one to you because Super Genius. Missed it. It's one nothing to Alan.

[A]

Alan, this CBS Sports reporter is fired after making disparaging remarks about African American.

[B]

Super genius, Jimmy the Greek.

[A]

Splendid answer, Super Genius.

[B]

One to one, Alan. Nice try. Try to remain as quiet as possible through the game, Alan. You're doing well, Alan. This feels.

[A]

Philadelphia 76er wins his second consecutive National Basketball Association Most Valuable Player award in the 80s 76ers.

[B]

Super genius. I will say Julius Irving.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Or Moses Malone.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

Moses Malone.

[A]

That's what I heard.

[B]

No, you suck. Did suck that time. Alan, I have something in my ear. I apologize. It was Lap dog's job to clean out my ears. Tell Brady to get it out of your ear. Exactly. Lap Dog was supposed to get that goo out of my ear.

[A]

Here's a Q tip, Super Genius.

[B]

Thank you, Lap Dog. Please hold. You've won, Alan. Somehow in a shenanigans riddled second round. That's you're two for two. Oh, and this person say you only batting.500. Hyler, would you like to take on Super Genius? Oh, of course. What's your name? Jesse. Jesse. Here we go. Lapdog, ask Jesse some questions.

[A]

Jesse, the newly released movie stars Goldie Hawn, Nipsey Russell and John and Jan Hooks and features characters Bird, Finch and Trumane.

[B]

No idea. Come on. You don't even know this super genius? You don't notice either. Yes, I do, Bobo. Both. You can answer it. I'll give it to the contestant. Bird on a wire.

[A]

Wildcats. What?

[B]

I was going to say. Why didn't you give me a chance?

[A]

Shenanigans has been called.

[B]

Thank you. One to nothing, contestant. Although it's not fair. It's Bo's answer. I should get something. Too bad. I should get it. Okay. Yeah, that's okay.

[A]

This newly released movie starring Julia Roberts contains the line, I would rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

[B]

That would be Super Genius.

[A]

Super Genius.

[B]

Pretty woman. Sorry, Super Geniuses. He has lost three times today. No, I haven't. Lap dog. You're an idiot. Bo, you're the new host of Super Genius. Please hold. Contestant. What's going on here?

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Three times he goes down today. Ah. I know why I've been so stupid. My headphones are piping in kdkb. That's why. Been listening to helium hilarity all morning. Anyone would go lame on that. Okay, Super Genius has to go. I love it when Super Genius loses of Eternal Brewing. 98 KUPD. It's the best of Homburg's morning sickness. Just outside our door, the great Dr. Stephen Hawking. Stephen, come on in.

[A]

Rolling, rolling, rolling. Welcome, Doctor.

[B]

Keep rolling. Rolling, rolling. Dent is good being here. Nice to see you all again.

[A]

Did you throw out some limp biscuits?

[B]

Good little biscuit for you all to enjoy for yourselves and for the rest of your day.

[A]

You look great.

[B]

I feel terrible, Brady. I'm not doing as well as I look. Oh, I was going to do some wheeling Abercrombie and fish modeling later than today, but they don't have pants that fit me. They're all too tight and I weigh 11 pounds. They made a joke and didn't laugh.

[A]

That was a good one.

[B]

Thank you. How are you, Newton? Birdie? Are you saving enough any for food for anyone else? No, not at all. Are you going to start breaking crime?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I like to break crime.

[B]

I'm going to start stealing because chubby people can get away with it.

[A]

That's right. Don't throw food at him.

[B]

This is not how I eat, Brady. I'm not a Zoom animal.

[A]

Come on, you can chew.

[B]

Nope. You see that? You please get that out of my mouth immediately. I will choke death if you don't dissolve it into some sort of liquid. Merry effing holidays from the Big Red Radio 98 KUPD.

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[B]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Is everyone ready for a trip to Mars? Oh yeah. Derek, you are the first volunteer. What? Why me? Because I wrote your name on the sheet that said. Whom is the first volunteer? I gladly wrote down Eric o'. Connell.

[A]

I'm not big on the first Mars monkey.

[B]

I summon every muscle I have left in my body to write your name. I'm not. I'm not good with heights. I don't know if that'd be a good thing for me to fly up in a rocket ship.

[A]

We can make a smaller spaceship.

[B]

Despite being completely physical, incapable of moving. I still have better handwriting than you do.

[A]

Good one.

[B]

Thank you, Brady. That's good stuff. I'll be here all week. Hilarious. I liked your movie Theory of Everything. It was a very good movie. Eddie Redmayne did a great job impersonating me.

[A]

How about your wife? Was that a pretty good impression of your wife too?

[B]

The first few minutes of it I was fooled. Then later when she became a bitch, I remembered why we are no longer together. And how I wanted to throw her into a black hole. How's your wife?

[A]

Really good.

[B]

Never mind. I already know.

[A]

Another good one. Doc.

[B]

Something smells good in here. It isn't Toledo's coffee breath. Happy coffee. Dayton Birchard. Very nice of you to do to a sick man.

[A]

You can weld with that.

[B]

That's a jerk move right there. I would fight you, but it wouldn't be.

[A]

Hey Flinch.

[B]

That. That. That. No one has ever had the courage to try the Hay Flinch game with me. Thank you for making me feel like a hillbilly for a few minutes.

[A]

You win every time.

[B]

I have never lost the Hay Flinch game. It is where I have made most of my money. Not the lotto? No. That and snaps at the bar. Let's go to the phone and find out who is an earthling that wants to go to Mars. Blind One and Steve. We share a similar name. Imagine that.

[A]

Who's smarter?

[B]

He is. That is correct. I got one question right already. You've already gone further than Eric in this game Button. Do you think your IQ is probably about 120? It's officially 74. I can tell over the phone. Whenever you say the word, it should be VD in the front of it. Dumb.

[A]

Another good one, doc.

[B]

I am rolling. Pardon the pun. Are you ready to play in this space game? Oh yeah. I will give you the quote from a movie. You can tell me the space movie that the quote is from. Are you ready? Yep. Too much garbage in your space. There isn't plenty of space out in space. Eva. Eva.

[A]

Do it one more time. A little more dramatic.

[B]

Milk and yay. Let me turn on my drama charm. Too much garbage in your face. There isn't plenty of space out in space. Eva.

[A]

That was. That just gave it away, that last read. Come on, Steve.

[B]

Aliens. That isn't incorrect. Your IQ managed to drop four more points on the phone card. Delia is on the line. Delia, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Delia, can you walk upright? Yes, I am right now actually. You are just showing off. How about your tans? Are they upright or are they now sagging like a woman who is tortured by the horrors of aging? I just want to know if I can answer the last question. That's all up to you now, isn't it? Go ahead and try to answer the last question. The movie is Wall E. Wall E is correct. Now you have to answer a question about the song lyrics from space. Okay, are you ready? Okay, here we go. Rocket. I'm taking a rocket. I'm packing my suitcase. Kaden, look out moon rocket into outer space. Goodbye human race. Gotta be there soon. Blast off for the fun and adventure. There's the fair adventure Collecting stones. Now show me your space titties. Oh boy. Come on, come on. Show me your green space ass. Oh, Donkey by Def Leppard. Not even close. Oh yeah? Well, nice driving, dealer. Enjoy walking. Thanks.

[A]

That was good advice. Good advice.

[B]

Always enjoy walking when you think things are bad. And think of me with my picket fence teeth and inability to get out of this chair. How are you, John? Good, how are you doing? No. Well, not so good. Why? Just cuz you're handicapped. This is more than handicapped. This isn't really bad. Yeah, it's getting pretty bad.

[A]

Here's a toothpick.

[B]

It sounds a little Indian. Well, there's no reason to judge. Dick didn't took me a second to spell that with my eyes. This is like the smartest man on Earth. Yeah. Don't be a dick to him. What does that mean? That an Indian couldn't be smartest man on earth? No, absolutely not. Eric is a dick. Sorry. All right. Here's a quiz for you. What planet is 1410-006001-41600,000,000 miles from Earth? Uranus. Incorrect. It wouldn't be the home for retarded people where you will soon live. It is called Mars. Oh, ouch.

[A]

Man, that was a softball.

[B]

Yeah. Frankenbar, are you there? Yeah. Frank, bar you upright? Yes. How long have you been standing? 48 years. You shouldn't have a seat. Your leg must be tired. Yes. Martin, you ready? Yes. Movie quote.

[A]

Moving quote.

[B]

Movie quote. That's not love and vista, baby. Terminator. Final answer. Yes. Didn't was Terminator 2. Also.

[A]

Also.

[B]

That was Teen Wolf. Sorry, now I have to drag you. Go. No one knew Astronaut Jones. No one knew Terminator 2. People are sucking today. Your audience is sucky.

[A]

Do you feel like you're throwing some softballs?

[B]

I have some softballs.

[A]

Throw one.

[B]

I wouldn't like to be able to throw it to you, but I can't.

[A]

Hey, flinch.

[B]

How in the world doesn't this man hear Indians?

[A]

Well, maybe he's got a gift.

[B]

Something is wrong with his ears. Deaton does not hear from the Indians correctly. Didn't this is what they sound like to him. We'll meet into the phone. Giblet in on the line. Hello, Giblet. How's it going? Mr. Hawking? Didn't going well. Wouldn't you like to go dancing with me? Sure. Okay, you lead.

[A]

Good one.

[B]

Then maiden d Later you can wrap your lips around my middle parts. Make a sick man very happy. It is my wish. No. How about just a handy. Okay, deal.

[A]

That was nice.

[B]

That doesn't glories up in being famous. Men give you handies. Here's your movie quote. Good luck. We are on the express elevator to hell. Going down. Ripley, what are you doing? Get. Oh, that. That's gonna be aliens. Aliens? Is Emily getting away from her? You bitch. Now for the win. Good luck.

[A]

Song. Sing him song.

[B]

She packed my bags last night Pre flight the Robin Bower 9:00am Then I'm gonna be high desert kite by then that's gonna be Space Odyssey. Incorrect. Rocket man. Oh, damn it. Goodbye. Close man. Alan, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. If you get this fact right, I'm going to give you something. What's that? That's.

[A]

Could you give us a fun fact, Steve? What's a guilty pleasure?

[B]

Guilty pleasure and saved by the bell.

[A]

Didn't know that. That's cool.

[B]

Not even a big AC Splayer fan. Oh, not Screech. Screeton was a dick. It kind of was in real life. Mike, who isn't your favorite member of the Saving by the Bell clan? Be Kelly. Kelly Kompowski. If I couldn't get hard and masturbating, it would be to Kelly. I. Have I done that for you. May I can come watch? Yes, you can. I'm going to go to Mike's house later today. Watching masturbate and Kelly Kapowski. This is way below you, Steven. Below me? No, below you. Below me. It's a Jewish penis. It looks like a penis, but smaller. That is what the woman would call glitarous. My wife is a lesbian. Self deprecating humor. Madden legging this guy. Then his baby. Judy. Good luck. I'm giving you a song first. Ready? Yep. I've been stuffing your pocket for the last hundred days. When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves so it greets up your body for the ball on the hill. Polish them rockets now and swallow those pills. Sing Space Lord Mother. Huh? Space Lord Mother from Monster Magnet. That's exactly right. Yeah. We have them. Winner. You can't actually sing the the name of the song when you when you're giving them the clues. Space Lord and Mother kind of hurts. Dr. America, Braden and Mike. Guess what happened to me last night.

[A]

What happened?

[B]

I'd lost my virginity to a retarded girl.

[A]

No.

[B]

I wanted my first time to be special. That was good. I saw the guy in a wheelchair getting told what to do today. And I told him, don't you hate being pushed around? Dot, dot, dot. Bully. Call it the hunch, but I'm pretty certain I have an abnormal convex curvature of my spine. That. That, that. Come over tonight and we'll straighten that out for you. You are the winner, Alan. And then these little judic. Arizona's most powerful powerful rock radio station VRBO helps you swap gift wrap time for quality time. Go to VRBO now and book a last minute week long stay and save over $390 this holiday season. Book your next vacation rental home on VRBO. Average savings $396. Select homes only.