Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Best of HMS Podcast - Combined Segments (Thursday, March 13, 2025)
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogan, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Description: Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show featuring entertainment, humor, and lively discussions.
1. The Fart Jar Phenomenon [00:32 - 10:14]
Overview:
The episode kicks off with a humorous yet critical discussion about Cheng Wing Yi, an online influencer who sells her farts in mason jars for $300 each. John Holmberg leads the conversation, expressing his disdain and disbelief at the concept.
Key Points:
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Cheng Wing Yi's Venture:
- Description: Cheng Wing Yi offers her farts in mason jars, selling them for $300 per jar. Each jar is said to last 30 days before expiring.
- Production: She claims to produce two to three jars daily, maintaining a strict schedule with a waiting list due to high demand.
- Controversy: Previously banned from Taiwan after staging a protest involving egging to boost her online presence.
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Hosts' Reactions:
- John Holmberg ([00:32]): "She's able to do like two or three a day. She's got mason jars. She farts in and wraps them up."
- Dick Toledo ([03:25]): "Just the fart jars are, you know, 12 grand a month."
- Humorous Disgust: The hosts collectively express their discomfort, debating the appeal and market for such a product.
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Fart Jar Community:
- Discussion on identifying "fart jar guys" within their social circles, leading to playful accusations and fictional scenarios.
- Dick Toledo ([07:00]): "In our events, there's."
Notable Quotes:
- John Holmberg ([04:29]): "I'd rather have her fingernail clipping show up in a perverted, weird, serial killer sort of way than I ever would a jar of her fart juice."
- Dick Toledo ([08:55]): "People are saying she [Cheng Wing Yi] might be a fart guy."
2. Interview with Stone Cold Steve Austin [19:00 - 35:00]
Overview:
The show features a special interview with the legendary wrestler and actor, Stone Cold Steve Austin, promoting his latest movie, The Condemned. The interaction is filled with camaraderie, jokes, and insights into Austin's experiences on set.
Key Points:
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Movie Promotion:
- Release Date: April 27th.
- Description: An R-rated, hard action film with violence, humor, and a message.
- Co-Star: Vinnie Jones, known for his roles in Snatch and other action-packed films.
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On-Set Experiences:
- Practical Jokes:
- Brady Bogan ([19:26]): "We had a bunch of practical joking going on the set and we had a good time."
- Brady shares: Playful pranks involving promotional photos and blow-up dolls.
- Wrestling Moves:
- Discussion on the effectiveness of wrestling moves like the "Stone Cold Stunner" in real life versus the ring.
- Steve Austin ([26:00]): "The stunner works great in the wrestling ring, but it's probably not going to work good in real life."
- Practical Jokes:
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Personal Stories:
- Injuries: Brady recounts a near-fatal wrestling accident involving a concussion and brief paralysis, highlighting the real dangers of the sport.
- Audience Interaction:
- Audience member Eric asks for a book signature, leading to lighthearted banter about signed memorabilia.
Notable Quotes:
- Steve Austin ([19:50]): "The Condemned is ready to go. It's violent, it's got some humor in it and a few people die and all kinds of cool stuff."
- John Holmberg ([24:10]): "Once you bring the dildos into the picture, we can pretty much understand about the dildos."
- Brady Bogan ([26:59]): "I've never seen Punk because I don't watch the show."
3. Parenting and Mental Health Discussion [35:00 - 62:00]
Overview:
The hosts delve into the evolving landscape of parenting, particularly among millennials. They examine modern parenting strategies, the role of mental health, and the differences from previous generations.
Key Points:
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Parenting Strategies Among Millennials:
- Gentle Parenting: Guides children through decision-making without strict demands.
- Sources of Advice:
- 24% receive parenting advice from social media, indicating a shift from traditional methods.
- Prioritizing Children:
- 80% prioritize their kids over work, showcasing a trend towards more engaged parenting.
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Mental Health Focus:
- Emphasis on Emotional Well-being:
- 80% of millennial parents believe discussions about mental health are crucial.
- Medication Debate:
- Hosts discuss the pros and cons of medicating children for mental health issues.
- John Holmberg ([40:11]): "Sometimes you just gotta let it out and it's a phase."
- Emphasis on Emotional Well-being:
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Listener Emails and Opinions:
- Critique of Over-Medication:
- One listener argues that poor parenting, rather than medication, is the root cause of issues like mass shootings.
- John Holmberg ([39:49]): "Make it a little easier on him. Why does the game have to be so hard?"
- Critique of Over-Medication:
Notable Quotes:
- John Holmberg ([40:21]): "Every time they had a feeling, mommy's given them a little pill to say, make that feeling go away so you never feel bad things."
- Brady Bogan ([40:31]): "What is? Your dad, my dad, and every dad that said it to us when we had us walking off."
4. Entertainment, Odd News, and Pop Culture [62:00 - 100:00]
Overview:
This segment covers a variety of entertaining and bizarre news stories, highlighting the hosts' humorous takes on topics ranging from satirical headlines to claims of time travel.
Key Points:
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Satirical News and The Onion:
- Mock Headlines:
- "Los Angeles Clippers star Chris Paul talks to schools, elementary schools, about staying at a foul truck."
- Reflection on the biting humor of The Onion.
- Mock Headlines:
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Odd Products and Trends:
- Dairy Queen Deals:
- Discussing Dairy Queen's free cone day and the surprisingly high number of Dairy Queens in Texas.
- Toupee Innovations:
- The New York Post reports on improved toupees using real hair and polyester.
- John Holmberg ([67:11]): "If you have a time machine, dude's gotta use it for barbecue sauce."
- Dairy Queen Deals:
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Time Travel Claims and Celebrity News:
- 1917 Photo Controversy:
- Claims of a man appearing to travel from the 20th century based on a photograph.
- Hosts debunk the notion with logical reasoning about time travel impossibilities.
- John Holmberg ([75:40]): "Time travel has got to be pretty awesome. If I'm just sitting here talking to Toledo one day and then I'm like, you know what?"
- 1917 Photo Controversy:
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Celebrity Interactions and Stories:
- Bert Kreischer's Encounters:
- Stories about meeting celebrities like Giada De Laurentiis and interactions at events.
- Bert Kreischer ([116:24]): "I ran into Giada at an airport, and I was hammered."
- Bert Kreischer's Encounters:
Notable Quotes:
- John Holmberg ([73:15]): "You don't think it's time travel, man. They think it's time travel, man. I am surrounded by morons."
- Dick Toledo ([67:07]): "The Reason they sell them individually."
5. Music Legends and Their Final Performances [100:00 - 138:00]
Overview:
The hosts pay homage to rock legends who passed away prematurely, discussing their final performances and the circumstances surrounding their deaths.
Key Points:
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Rock Legends Featured:
- John Bonham ([116:06]): Last performed "Whole Lotta Love" before his untimely death in 1980.
- Kurt Cobain ([122:50]): Last song "Heart-Shaped Box" performed before his death in 1994.
- Chris Cornell and Others: Discussions on their final performances and tragic endings.
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Bert Kreischer's Stories:
- Struggles with Alcoholism:
- Personal anecdotes about dealing with alcohol and misunderstandings stemming from it.
- Bert Kreischer ([117:32]): "I got a concussion... and then she [girlfriend] had cerebral palsy."
- Interactions with Celebrities:
- Encounters with Slash and the confusion arising from alcohol-induced behaviors.
- Struggles with Alcoholism:
Notable Quotes:
- Dick Toledo ([126:02]): "He's still a human being. He's just not wearing one of the hats."
- John Holmberg ([124:57]): "She was crazy on top of having the palsy."
- Bert Kreischer ([117:32]): "I thought I might have been molested at basketball camp one time..."
6. Final Segments and Listener Engagement [138:00 - End]
Overview:
The episode concludes with updates on various brands, a recap of listener stories, and closing remarks, maintaining the show’s signature blend of humor and informal banter.
Key Points:
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Brand Updates:
- Vans and Fast Times Remake:
- Discussion on the impact of Fast Times at Ridgemont High on brands like Vans.
- John Holmberg ([135:21]): "I went out and got Vans and a Spicoli shirt the next day."
- Vans and Fast Times Remake:
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Never Ending Story Remake:
- Critique of the potential remake and its implications on the original narrative.
- John Holmberg ([136:00]): "Never Ending Story is a story that never ends. You don't need a sequel."
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Celebrity News:
- Oprah's Board Departure:
- Oprah Winfrey leaves Weight Watchers' board to focus on using Ozempic for weight loss.
- Dick Toledo ([127:48]): "She said she still will be a proponent of Weight Watchers, but she thought since..."
- Oprah's Board Departure:
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Final Listener Story:
- Stake of South American Burglaries:
- Listener Kevin shares his father’s experience with burglaries by South American gangs in Scottsdale.
- John Holmberg ([98:59]): "They put this dude in a coma because his ingrown hair got so bad and so infected."
- Stake of South American Burglaries:
Notable Quotes:
- John Holmberg ([135:37]): "It was out of control now."
- Dick Toledo ([138:00]): "You know, but they always designed for man more so."
Conclusion
The Holmberg's Morning Sickness episode from March 13, 2025, encapsulates the show's hallmark humor and candid discussions. From bizarre trends like fart jars to in-depth interviews with wrestling icons, and from parenting debates to tributes to fallen rock legends, the hosts deliver a vibrant mix of entertainment, satire, and relatable banter. Notable for their ability to weave listener interactions and pop culture narratives seamlessly, John Holmberg and his co-hosts ensure both engagement and amusement for their Arizona audience.
Final Notable Quotes:
- John Holmberg ([140:00]): "It was a big one. It's out of control now."
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