Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Best of HMS Podcast (March 11, 2025)
Hosted by John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo on 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio
1. Tiff: The Controversial Adult Film Star
Timestamp: 00:32 – 07:34
The episode kicks off with Brett Vesely introducing a compelling yet unsettling story about a 35-year-old adult film star named Tiff. Originally from Wisconsin, Tiff has garnered attention for her unique approach to content creation by engaging with elderly residents in nursing homes to produce adult films. Her activities have led to bans from multiple facilities due to concerns from families and staff members.
Notable Quote:
- Brett Vesely (02:05): "If he can still get it up, give it to him. My friend Joe's dad is 80 and we had dinner with him a while ago. And he said, he takes the Viagra just to play with himself. He enjoys it."
2. Listener Confessions: Incestuous Relationships and Familial Turmoil
Timestamp: 07:34 – 25:31
In this segment, Brett and Dick delve into disturbing listener submissions detailing inappropriate and incestuous relationships within families. One particularly alarming confession involves a father falling in love with his son's ex-girlfriend, who is also his granddaughter's mother. The hosts navigate these sensitive topics with a mix of humor and critical commentary, highlighting the moral and ethical dilemmas presented by such situations.
Notable Quote:
- Brett Vesely (19:51): "Embracing these kinds of relationships is completely out of control now. It's a great week."
3. News Parody and Handling Sensitive Topics
Timestamp: 25:31 – 43:00
The hosts transition into a parody news segment where Brett attempts to deliver a serious news story about a missing person named Amanda N. (with an intentionally censored last name to avoid offensive language). The attempt is met with humorous failure as Brett struggles to maintain the gravity of the situation without using inappropriate language, ultimately leading to a mock reprimand of his reporting style.
Notable Quote:
- Brett Vesely (84:35): "Arizona and California authorities search for missing woman after bizarre disappearance. It's CUPD News with anchorman Brett Vesely."
4. Earth Day and Slang Discussions
Timestamp: 43:00 – 76:02
Celebrating Earth Day, the podcast features segments discussing environmental topics and regional slang across the United States. Brett and Dick explore various dialects, favorite and least favorite slang terms from different regions, and the impact of language on social interactions. This portion blends light-hearted conversation with informative insights.
Notable Quote:
- Brett Vesely (73:46): "Conniption is an actual word, but using it as slang is offensive."
5. Celebrity News and Pop Culture Commentary
Timestamp: 76:02 – 145:00
Brett and Dick shift focus to celebrity news, discussing the highest-paid actors of 2023, upcoming TV show reboots like the animated "Good Times," and commenting on Hollywood trends. They offer their take on industry movements, highlighting notable figures such as Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, and Margot Robbie, while injecting their signature humor into the discourse.
Notable Quote:
- Brett Vesely (141:36): "Jennifer Aniston's on that Apple TV show. She made another $20 million. That's pretty good work."
6. Construction Mishaps and Local Stories
Timestamp: 145:00 – End
The final segments cover a mix of local stories, including construction errors leading to buildings inadvertently resembling iconic landmarks like Wrigley Field, and humorous takes on everyday mishaps. Additionally, the hosts discuss listener-submitted anecdotes about personal dramas, emphasizing the chaotic and entertaining nature of the show.
Notable Quote:
- Brett Vesely (153:25): "If you go missing with a controversial last name, expect the news to turn it into a laughing matter."
Conclusion
This "Best of HMS Podcast" episode showcases the hosts' penchant for blending humor with controversial and sensitive topics. From the unsettling antics of an adult film star in nursing homes to incestuous relationships within families, the podcast navigates these discussions with a mix of satire and critical commentary. Additionally, segments on environmental slang, celebrity news, and local anecdotes round out the episode, providing a comprehensive glimpse into the eclectic and provocative nature of Holmberg's Morning Sickness.
Disclaimer: The content discussed in this summary includes sensitive and potentially offensive topics. Listener discretion is advised.