BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - FRIDAY - January 3, 2025 - Brady Report - MIX - 2x - Zoo Suicide - Showing Brady Octopus Porn - May/July 2005

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Best of HMS Podcasts (January 3, 2025)

Hosted by John Holmberg with Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo

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Introduction

In the "Best of HMS Podcasts" episode aired on January 3, 2025, John Holmberg and his co-host Brady Bogen delve into a series of intriguing and often bizarre news stories. Known for their entertaining banter and provocative discussions, the hosts navigate through topics ranging from tragic incidents at zoos to peculiar workplace infractions. This summary captures the key points, notable quotes, and the dynamic interplay between the hosts, providing a comprehensive overview for those who haven't tuned in.

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1. Tragic Incident at the Zoo

The episode opens with a discussion about a distressing news story involving a woman who tragically took her own life at a zoo.

• John Holmberg [04:08]: "A woman at the zoo today shot herself in the head."
• Brady Bogen [01:36]: "You're laughing. I am. I'm just totally fascinated by that."

Discussion Highlights:

• Security Concerns: The hosts debate the absence of metal detectors at zoos, questioning how the woman could carry a firearm into such a facility.
  • John [02:26]: "Any lunatic could wander into the zoo and have a gun."
• Potential Threats: They humorously speculate on which animal would pose the greatest danger if someone attempted harm.
  • Brady [02:58]: "What if we should call Jungle Jack and get his recommendation?"
  • John [03:07]: "A giraffe will take you out because they can kick."

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [05:00]: "The way the news reported it last night was just to simply shock and scare me."

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2. Oren Ambus and the Unneutered Dog Controversy

The hosts shift focus to a peculiar case involving Oren Ambus from St. Louis and his refusal to neuter his dog based on religious beliefs.

• Brady Bogen [07:59]: "Brady reported a gentleman by the name of Oren Ambus of St. Louis had a nine-month-old Rottweiler and it ran away."

Discussion Highlights:

• Religious Grounds: Oren believes neutering his dog violates his religious rights, citing Leviticus 22.
  • Brady [08:31]: "Oren believes that if the city castrates his dog, then his dog is going to go to hell."
• Legal Implications: John strongly opposes the city's actions.
  • John [09:11]: "Give him his freaking dog back."

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [09:15]: "He's a religious wacko. He's gonna end up in a clock tower somewhere shooting people because his dog’s balls got cut off."

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3. Ford Plant's Octopus Porn Scandal

An unexpected story surfaces about employees at a Ford plant engaging in viewing inappropriate content during work hours.

• Brady Bogen [09:27]: "Seven guys at a Ford plant in East London have been suspended after watching octopus porn on company time."

Discussion Highlights:

• Company Response: Ford initiates an investigation, emphasizing strict computer usage policies.
  • Brady [09:37]: "Using its numerous test tentacles and their suction abilities to make their maximum potential."
• Humorous Banter: The hosts joke about the absurdity of the situation.
  • John [10:26]: "I'm bored with man on woman porn on Friday."

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen [10:16]: "Company says it's doing a probe into the whole porn incident."

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4. Sun Tabloid’s Controversial Photos of Saddam Hussein

The conversation shifts to media ethics, focusing on the Sun tabloid's publication of manipulated photos of Saddam Hussein.

• Brady Bogen [10:26]: "The Sun tabloid puts a picture of Saddam Hussein, his tighty whities."

Discussion Highlights:

• Constitutional Violations: Saddam's lawyer threatens lawsuits, claiming violations of the Geneva Convention regarding prisoner privacy.
  • Brady [11:11]: "According to Geneva Convention, which rules that countries must protect prisoners of war from quote, public curiosity."
• Photo Manipulation: The hosts critique the doctored images, noting the unrealistic additions like octopus elements.
  • John [12:16]: "She's gonna have octopuses coming out her gut."

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [15:24]: "Camera should be taken out of the area. I don't understand it with our military taking photos of everything they're not supposed to take photos of."

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5. Study on British Men’s Sexual Stamina

An unexpected turn brings up a scientific study examining sexual performance across different nationalities.

• Brady Bogen [23:01]: "A scientific study to be published this week will suggest that British men are the world leaders at sex as far as stamina."

Discussion Highlights:

• Study Findings: British men average 7.6 minutes, leading over other nationalities like Spaniards and Dutch.
  • John Holmberg [23:26]: "Pure sex."
• Comedic Elements: The hosts use humor to discuss and sometimes mock the study's findings.
  • John [24:31]: "We're an hour each. Yes. Seven minutes. We're all originally from."

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen [24:22]: "They decided to put the Americans in another category of an hour."

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6. Mary Kay Letourneau’s Recent Developments

The hosts revisit the infamous case of Mary Kay Letourneau, a teacher who had a sexual relationship with her underage student.

• Brady Bogen [19:23]: "Mary Kay Letourneau... She told Larry King, 'I knew it just didn't [...] it just wasn't normal.'"

Discussion Highlights:

• Legal and Personal Consequences: Letourneau and her student are now married with children, despite the legalities of their past relationship.
  • John [20:07]: "Where are those kids? Gonna be a mess."
• Ethical Implications: The hosts question the morality and future implications of such relationships.
  • John [20:26]: "She's pregnant."

Notable Quote:

• Brady Bogen [19:46]: "She didn't know that having a sexual relationship with a 13-year-old was a felony."

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7. Additional Stories and Banter

Throughout the episode, John and Brady engage in various side conversations and anecdotes, adding humor and personal insights to the discussions.

• Garage Door Mishap: John recounts an incident where his girlfriend accidentally damaged his garage door.

  • John Holmberg [06:07]: "He forgot the door was down... dragging back with the car."

• Organ Donor Anecdote: A story about organ transplants leading to recipients adopting traits of donors.

  • Brady Bogen [16:14]: "They can increase their chances by having a masculine profession."

Notable Quote:

• John Holmberg [18:35]: "Who's to say what's for dinner tonight, Mom? We're gonna have some bubble and squeak mates."

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Conclusion

This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" showcases the hosts' ability to tackle a wide array of topics with humor, skepticism, and a touch of irreverence. From tragic personal stories to bizarre news events, John Holmberg and Brady Bogen provide listeners with an engaging and thought-provoking experience. Their dynamic interplay and candid discussions ensure that even the most unusual stories are both entertaining and insightful.

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Notable Quotes Recap:

• John Holmberg [05:00]: "The way the news reported it last night was just to simply shock and scare me."
• Brady Bogen [09:11]: "Give him his freaking dog back."
• John Holmberg [10:26]: "I'm bored with man on woman porn on Friday."
• John Holmberg [15:24]: "Camera should be taken out of the area."
• Brady Bogen [23:01]: "British men are the world leaders at sex as far as stamina."
• Brady Bogen [19:23]: "Mary Kay Letourneau... She told Larry King, 'I knew it just didn't.'"

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Disclaimer: This summary is intended for informational purposes only and reflects the content presented in the podcast episode. Listener discretion is advised due to the explicit and sensitive nature of some topics discussed.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for.

[Brady]

Some great comedy in the Valley this week.

[John Holmberg]

Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey.

[Brady]

On Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

[John Holmberg]

The Desert Ridge Improv up north features.

[Brady]

Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa.

[John Holmberg]

On Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups.

[Brady]

And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com.

[John Holmberg]

And tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here. For the amazing people at the Core Institute, life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold. Or like a KUPD listener told me this week, his dog did a sprint across the backyard directly into the side of his wife's leg and blew her knee up. She needed that need to get fixed and fixed right. Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute. I went through it, too. And you can get rid of your pain and start saying, yes, I can to all the things you want to do.

[Brady]

And.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Chew and poop.

[John Holmberg]

That's all they do. That's all they're good for. Chewing and pooping the rest of home bird's morning sickness. This is the Big Red Radio. Time now for Brady to give you the news that. Well, you're not gonna have anything about that lady that just offed herself at the zoo. I'm fascinated by that. I am fascinated. You're laughing. I am. I'm just totally. I get knocked out by serial killers and just weird ways to go when.

[Brady]

You first because the way the news something zoo. I thought, oh, someone threw them. No, threw themselves in a bear grotto or the lion's den.

[John Holmberg]

What would be better, though? Just flat out shooting yourself in the head or going in with a lion. Well, I mean, it's quicker.

[Brady]

I hate to say it, but better but shooting because there's no guarantee bears are going to take a liking to you or.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And what would be worse is what if they destroyed the war?

[Brady]

Unless you're the Ukraine guy that goes in there all drunk and punches the bear.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Then you'll get a little action.

[John Holmberg]

You'd have to.

[Brady]

You'd have to maybe a couple of slugs.

[John Holmberg]

But it makes you think, though, you know, you don't look around the zoo and think, I wonder who's got a gun? But I guess anybody can just wander into the zoo and have a gun. There's no. Like, you'd think that that would be a place that they'd have metal detectors so some lunatic didn't go in there and start shooting the animals. And that's what I was thinking.

[Brady]

The other thing you could do without, you know, because you have to be the pulling the trigger, which is a tough thing when it comes down to it.

[John Holmberg]

Sure.

[Brady]

You're better off bringing a birthday cake to a chimp. Why? The other chimps watch.

[John Holmberg]

Guarantee that they'll rip you apart. Does everywhere we go have to have metal detectors now? Yeah, we go to freaking Walmart. We're. Oh, there's. Well, for God's sakes, yes. You've seen the people that go in there. That's true. But yeah, my AI just. I. I always would have thought that zoos, of all places would have a metal detector because there's stuff. There's. There's like, stuff for people to shoot.

[Brady]

What if we should call Jungle Jack and get his recommendation? If we're going to offer ourselves by animal, what would be the best, you know, wolverine be the quickest way to go.

[John Holmberg]

If you're going to kill yourself with.

[Brady]

A zoo, I'll tell you that. I guarantee. But if you can only, you know, con somebody, give you the behind the scenes of the reptile. Oh, and then when they. Oh, this over here, here's a cobra. Here's you go to the poisonous snake end the mamba. Three steps, you're done.

[John Holmberg]

What about a giraffe? That thing take you out?

[Brady]

A giraffe will take you out because they can kick.

[John Holmberg]

If I went up and punched a giraffe, would it kill me?

[Brady]

Eric?

[John Holmberg]

What are you gonna punch it in the knee?

[Brady]

The last time I was at the.

[John Holmberg]

Columbus Zoo that I keep hitting this giraffe in the leg and he doesn't care. Why is it you guys see every.

[Brady]

Animal giraffe and that thing is intimidating?

[John Holmberg]

You felt one fed.

[Brady]

Oh, and a giant head, 22ft.

[John Holmberg]

You were just way up on that ladder, Brady.

[Brady]

And then I was in a giant.

[John Holmberg]

My name's Jeffrey. Yeah, okay. He was at Toys R Us. He was handing the guy in the suit a Jolly Rancher.

[Brady]

I'm feeding the giraffe.

[John Holmberg]

That'd be a way to go out. Fall out of the tree. Feeding the giraffe?

[Brady]

No. You.

[John Holmberg]

Brady breaks his. That's a good question. Though I wonder which cage would get you quickest. I mean, I'm just blown away by that. The. The way the news reported it last night was just to simply shock and scare me. A woman at the zoo today shot herself in the head.

[Brady]

Lindsay, if you could take the initial hit, you know, you'll feel a little pain, but a cape buffalo, that'll do you all right?

[John Holmberg]

I don't know what I'd want. Here we go again. It all comes back to fighting animals, doesn't it? Does the world was built on it.

[Brady]

Eric, why we're here today with an electric eel.

[John Holmberg]

What is our fascination with it? We still got to get you in there with that ostrich. I'd kill that ostrich. I don't know. If I went. If I went into the zoo and wanted to kill myself, I think the first thing I'd do is. Is like, I'd go into the monkeys. The monkeys would tear you up fastest. Bears, they're disinterested. Lions would pace around you too much. That would just get too scary.

[Brady]

Drop in onto a pack of baboons.

[John Holmberg]

And just scream at the top of my lungs. They just rip you apart.

[Brady]

They'd be holding your entrails just before you died.

[John Holmberg]

You're looking down like.

[Brady]

Like a medal of honor.

[John Holmberg]

I'm in. But to go to the zoo with a gun, I just. I was blown away that that lady could get into the zoo no problem, has a gun. That's it opens the door to all the lunatics. Are like, you can take zoos. I'm shoot the panda. Bring that up. John. I'm just saying it brought me.

[Brady]

Get something. You know, put metal detectors up at the zoo.

[John Holmberg]

That's what I'm saying. Pat people down. A lot of freaks hanging out. The zoo, it's a place to get quiet and hide. There's nobody there. Ever been to the Phoenix zoo? It's empty.

[Brady]

I don't know how it's still around this weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Scott emailed me. He says, dude, you're not getting out of it that easy. We all need to hear how your garage got taken out. What happened to the tennis ball? It wasn't the going into the garage where she took out the garage. It was coming out. She forgot the door was down. Because I'm convinced that women are oblivious to what's behind them. They only see ahead. I'm just.

[Brady]

I got hit this weekend.

[John Holmberg]

Did you really? My girlfriend ran into my car this weekend. Steve, what is going on?

[Brady]

Well, let's just get one thing straight too.

[John Holmberg]

What's that?

[Brady]

She's got a camera. Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Her car is equipped with a reverse camera.

[Brady]

There's a freaking 7 inch screen in.

[John Holmberg]

The car showing you everything behind you. She didn't hit the garage door. There's a box next to her car that she put there.

[Brady]

Might have been lower then too low.

[John Holmberg]

No, it was on the. Kind of off to the side. Might not have shown up right away, but what. She was past it so the camera wouldn't have picked it up, but so it was to the side and it was a box that she put there of trash and stuff she's throwing out like old clothes and like, I don't know what's in there, but it's been there for like two weeks. And I said that's not where the trash goes. So of course, being a man, I'm like, well, that's not where that goes. I don't know what you got planned with that, but side of the garage isn't where it goes. And she's backing up and you just hear. And the box is just dragging back with the car. Then the box smashes into the rail of the garage, knocks the garage door thing off. So the whole rail things off its deal and then nothing.

[Brady]

Oops.

[John Holmberg]

And then forward. I'm like, well, you just ran over the garage. No, I didn't. The garage, it's just, it's fine. So then now you can't shut the garage with the opener. So I'm sitting there Saturday just fuming because I'm. We're going somewhere. So I just took a shower, I took a man bath and I'm all clean. And I'm on the garage thing trying to put the garage door back together. Just grease, sweat and dirt everywhere. And I'm like, hurry, we're the guy we're gonna be.

[Brady]

Yeah, no big deal to them, the raging Swede.

[John Holmberg]

The only noise I made the whole night. Yeah. So that's how that happened.

[Brady]

Waxing, Come on.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, waxed. It was important I was clean. It's 6, 19 in the morning, sickness and. Time now for Brady to do what he does best, and that is report the news.

[Brady]

Brady reported a gentleman by the name of oren Ambus of St. Louis had a nine month old Rottweiler and it ran away. A couple weeks ago I got picked up by animal control officers. City policy is that any runaway dog that's picked up will be returned to its owner as long as it's been spayed. Or neutered or hit the fan, okay? Says no way. Do not neuter that dog. Because according to him and according to the good book Leviticus, chapter 22, God says that animals must be left untouched if they're going to get entrance into heaven. Oren believes that if the city castrates his dog, then his dog is going to go to hell. And I, I was kind of curious about this. Leviticus 22, verse 23 or whatever. It basically talks about sacrificing an animal offering to God that it must not be. It must be a animal fully intact. It has nothing that says about you're going to hell or heaven on a.

[John Holmberg]

Bunch of loot anyway, either way.

[Brady]

Citing the first amendment here saying that his right to freedom of religion extends to his dog and the neutering ordinance violates both their constitutional rights.

[John Holmberg]

Give him his freaking dog back.

[Brady]

The city is actually viewing this case.

[John Holmberg]

Just give him the dog back. He's a religious wacko. He's gonna end up in a clock tower somewhere shooting people because his ball as balls got cut off his dog. Brutal. Nuts. They're nuts. They're all crazy people.

[Brady]

Then you got this. Seven guys at a Ford plant in East London have been suspended after watching octopus porn on company time.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't know there was octopus.

[Brady]

You're asking what? It's women taking a real live octopus.

[John Holmberg]

Give me the website.

[Brady]

Using. Using its numerous, numerous test tentacles and their suction abilities to make their maximum potential.

[John Holmberg]

That's ridiculous.

[Brady]

Company says it's doing a probe into the whole porn incident. Spokesman says we view this seriously as we have clear the rules about the use of the company computers. The Ford plant in London hasn't made cars in three years, but still has about 5,000 employees who make diesel engines.

[John Holmberg]

I'm trying to find it on the website.

[Brady]

Here's a.

[John Holmberg]

You got one?

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You got an octopus porn website?

[Brady]

Maybe.

[John Holmberg]

Do we have. Grab that. Yes, I do that. I mean, I'm bored with man on woman porn on Friday.

[Brady]

Of course, the big thing in the news, the sun tabloid puts a picture of Saddam Hussein, his tighty whities. And then all chaos breaks out because the New York Post, the Sun is. It's also owned by Fox, which is Rupert Murdoch. Yeah, well, Saddam has his head lawyer, Zayed Alcohol. Anyway, announced over the weekend they plan to sue the newspaper and everyone who helped in showing these pictures because according to Geneva Convention, which rules that countries must protect prisoners of war from quote, public curiosity and treat them humanely, taking photographs that violate a prisoner's privacy or Almost. Most likely.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, my God. That's an octopus on there. Sorry, Brady. The Norm MacDonald played by Park. I know. You can't help it. It turns into Norm. Holy cow. There's an octopus on that girl right there. On her goods. Holy cow. There. It's a. It's too close. Oh, my God. Norm MacDonald's you. I. I hasten to tell everybody and their brother is gonna turn it. Oh, God. Look at that. It's too much. You guys see? No, I'm not looking, you guys. Oh, Jesus. What is that? All right, you gotta see this. This is wrong. Who discovered this idea? It does it to everybody. Look at this one. That's alien.

[Brady]

That's fake.

[John Holmberg]

No, it's not. That's the worst part. I wish it was. She's gonna have octopuses coming out her gut. Ah, it's going in. Oh, there's hundreds of pictures.

[Brady]

The Nautilus has gone wrong. Captain Nemo is.

[John Holmberg]

How does that excite anybody? Could you sit there and.

[Brady]

I don't know. I'm calling shenanigans.

[John Holmberg]

Why?

[Brady]

I don't know. I think they're just posing for pictures.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know. It's sitting on there. Take a look at that one there. Unless that thing there's a helper, and that's not really a great shot. No, it's alive. It's, like, crawling. It's holding on. It's hanging on. That chick is hard up. Let's go back to Titanic. Look at. That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

[Brady]

You're gonna get suspended now.

[John Holmberg]

For what? Oh, for watching.

[Brady]

See why those guys aren't watching it? You know, they're, like, fascinated. Well, they're like, what in the world? Doing the same thing you're doing.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. At work. You can't turn this off. Oh, too close, Rich. That one got me. Now Larry McFeely is gonna come in his day back, look at the history. Octopus porn? What? No. What are they doing in the morning? You can Google it. John Holmberg's morning sickness. The 98 KUPD college hoops are here.

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Hey, it's Larry mcfeely here with Wayne from amco. And Wayne, now that it's getting warmer, I turned on the AC in my car and the air is blowing kind of cool, but it really smells like a basement. What can I do about that, Larry?

[John Holmberg]

Your car's ac system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell. Nice.

[Brady]

Is that a big deal to get done?

[John Holmberg]

Not at all. It takes about an hour. And in most cases, we can do it while you wait.

[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady]

Guess what the guy got the military official who provided the photos. How much they paid.

[John Holmberg]

Of octopus porn?

[Brady]

No.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, of Saddam. I don't know. How much. What would your guess be of Saddam? 50 grand.

[Brady]

Eric?

[John Holmberg]

100 grand.

[Brady]

900 bucks.

[John Holmberg]

What? Let's see. What is the deal with the cameras?

[Brady]

Well, you know, the guy, a u. S. Military official who asked for, of course, his identity. Not to be, you know, kept secret. To be kept secret and 900 bucks. But the whole thing about is, you know, one thing I was wondering is how did. Have you seen the photo? We. We saw the photo this morning. We might want to post it up because maybe we can get and named in the lawsuit. Sure, but tighty whitey's. I don't know how hans blitz missed that rocket launcher. What's the big deal?

[John Holmberg]

We're all in our tidy way. Well, because you're not supposed to take pictures of prisoners of war. So why does the guy have a camera?

[Brady]

Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

Camera should be taken out of the area. I don't understand it with our military taking photos of everything they're not supposed to take photos of. I'm all for abusing prisoners, don't get me wrong. I'm just saying don't photograph it. That's the problem. What happens to the camera? Guys, you go to the break. I don't know what's gonna happen. Let's photoshop Saddam with one of these octopus jammed on his goods.

[Brady]

Yeah, you'd have to say there's a chunk of people out there in the process right now making babies, Planning to have a little family currently. And they might ask the question themselves. They want a male or a female child? If you want a male child, of course. You do? According to a limey study featured in the Journal of Theoretical Biology, couples that can boast their chances of having their having a son, if they have a can, can boast about having a son.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady]

They can increase their chances by having a masculine profession.

[John Holmberg]

Really?

[Brady]

Like masculine jobs and construction. Yeah, I guess they're comparing to like Richard Gere and Pretty Woman Corporation. Buying and selling job, you know, because.

[John Holmberg]

He'S a man's man.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Well, Ryan Sandberg at the Biltmore yesterday has like eight girls. You're saying he's a little femme?

[Brady]

It's a girly man sport.

[John Holmberg]

All right.

[Brady]

Like you said, softball.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but it's not baseball. That's why softball. Yeah, he was a power hit. He's not like he's a home runner. Yeah.

[Brady]

This is pretty interesting. Princess Diana checked off the organ donor. When before she had passed away with Dodi Fayed. And there's a lady in Toulouse, France that got a liver transplant in 97. And according to the doctor who told her at the time, you cannot disclose where the organ came from or what have you. But the doctor basically said, I'm gonna give you a. You're gonna be receiving royal blood. Holy royalty.

[John Holmberg]

So she's a prisoner.

[Brady]

So she never put the two and two together. And all of a sudden September 2nd, she was taken to the the Ringwell University Hospital in Toulouse. And on the way a paramedic told her the same thing. You'll receive royal blood because she was in the accident. Well, now there's coincidences going around. After three weeks she was fully recovered, but experienced a new phenomenon. She started using English phrases, something she had never done before or something that Diana.

[John Holmberg]

Because of what did she get? Her liver?

[Brady]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

Give me a break. No, she. Hello? Hello? She just went nuts.

[Brady]

And then get this happened to you doctors that are specializing in organ transplants. This Dr. Pierso from University of Hawaii studies that phenomenon and says best example is an 18 year old girl who got a heart transplant from a songwriter. Then afterwards could hear one of his songs for the first time in finish some of the lyrics. He believes that there's sometimes a transformation that happens from the liver.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't control what you say and do. Take their soul. Yeah, soul, soul, of course. You start combining body parts. Who's to say what's for dinner tonight, Mom? We're gonna have some bubble and squeak mates. Sit down, it'll be great.

[Brady]

Wonder if Peter north was an organ donor.

[John Holmberg]

Hello? Hello? Yeah, Peter Northeastern. All of a sudden I got a fire hose.

[Brady]

This is tragic, but 90 million women are wearing the wrong size bra. They say the most common mistake is the band is too big and the cups are too small. Liz Smith, the director of retail service for the bra manufacturer Wakele, says there's a stigma about wearing larger cup sizes, so women are reluctant to wear what truly fits her body. They should get fitted officially once a year.

[John Holmberg]

I can do that for you. I'm very good at it. Very true. You've seen me in action. I'll tell the girl, I know your bra size. And I've been, no, it's a C. And I'm like, no, it's not. You need to go get fitted. And I've had three girls come back.

[Brady]

And say, you were right, it happened over the weekend. I said, on Friday, Mary Kay Letourneau. And they got married. Delayed a month. It happened over the weekend. And she was interviewed on Larry King Live in October. And she didn't know that having a sexual relationship with a 13 year old was a felony.

[John Holmberg]

Sure she didn't. She was a teacher.

[Brady]

She told Larry King, quote, I, I knew it just didn't. It just wasn't normal. But it's not that I wouldn't still have feelings for him. So they have two kids now, fortunately. Six year old and a seven year old. But she left her. She was married when she met four kids or something. Kids with her hubby there.

[John Holmberg]

Where are those kids? Gonna be a mess. Because, you know, one of those kids is only like five years younger than her stepdad now who's 21.

[Brady]

Her husband is still in search of his self esteem card right now.

[John Holmberg]

That poor guy. She left me for a second sixth grader. This is the ultimate low. And she's pregnant.

[Brady]

But when Billy came over in the loincloth and a spear.

[John Holmberg]

How could she say no? That's worse than getting left for another woman. No, it's not. That's hot. Getting Lou Diamond Phillips. You get Lou Diamond Phillips from Melissa Etheridge. It's bad if you get. If she leaves you for a bulldike. That's love. She leaves you for a hot lesbian. It's like, you know, I kind of turned her on to that whole thing. What are you gonna do? But yeah, she leaves you for a sixth grade boy. If that's a better option than you.

[Brady]

He's more of a man than you.

[John Holmberg]

It could happen to me. Geneva's going for the sixth grade. I wouldn't doubt it. Oh, well, they don't want yellow. Hits the garage.

[Brady]

John comes in a different walk one day and there's a razor scooter outside resting on the door.

[John Holmberg]

What the. Whose razor scooter? Nothing. Mrs. Holmberg. Who is that?

[Brady]

I can't find my underwear.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing? Winnie the Pooh on the rouge.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Who's are these?

[Brady]

Cut the cross off my TB and J, please. The first story will be I. I just had one of the neighbor kids help out around the yard. Meet Mutumbo.

[John Holmberg]

I'm spring. Yeah, Another one? What are you like 40? No, I'm nine. Nine. I can't compete with this.

[Brady]

25 year old Tara Andrus of Oswego, New York. Hated her ex husband. So she decided to teach him a lesson with the ultimate slap in the face. First, she committed identity identity theft and got a credit card in her ex husband's name. Used a credit card to pay a hitman to kill him. Before the hit could go down though, the ex husband noticed an obscure purchase on his credit card. 2824 bucks a flight from Australia to U. S. He reported the unauthorized charge. The credit card company who told the police, then they told the FBI. Figured out what was going on. Tara had been in contact with an Australian hitman. Had paid his airfare to come to the U. S so he could finish the job. It's not clear how she got in touch with him, but the FY FBI says there has been corresponding. They've been corresponding for several months. The man was detained when he arrived to America. Tara was arrested and charged with second degree criminal solicitation and first degree identity theft.

[John Holmberg]

Wow, it's balls.

[Brady]

How would you think of Australia for a hitman? Donk? Maybe that's what those guys would golf with.

[John Holmberg]

The other day we played golf with some guys who were from Australia. And he kept calling them both donk. He's using all the Crocodile Dundee references he can remember. Fed up with it. Stupid American. Hey, Dunk.

[Brady]

Great hit.

[John Holmberg]

This is a knife. Was he drinking Fosters?

[Brady]

I bet he already was seven feet tall.

[John Holmberg]

He was a seven foot like you keep calling him donkey. Waiting to get pounded.

[Brady]

A scientific study to be published this week will suggest that British men are the world leaders at sex as far as stamina. Stamina. But they're not saying as much. Considering most men in other countries were at best 5 minute wonders. So the Brits record breaking time are the leaders. 7.6 minutes.

[John Holmberg]

7 and a half minutes.

[Brady]

7 and a half minutes.

[John Holmberg]

Pure sex.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's it. Then the Spaniards come in, leading the way. Sergi Garcia at almost 5.8 minutes. 6 minutes. The Dutch at 5.1 the Turks.

[John Holmberg]

Huge.

[Brady]

3.7.

[John Holmberg]

I'm not liking this. Where are we?

[Brady]

Well, I think it was pretty much a European.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

American. Want to put it. Well, they decided to put the Americans in another category of an hour.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, we're an hour. An hour each. Yes. Seven minutes. We're all originally from. I can do that.

[Brady]

The sexual medicine. British Dutch scientists studied 500 couples aged over 18 and in five countries.

[John Holmberg]

There's your problem.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

18 to 27 minutes is an eternity.

[Brady]

6.5 minutes for men aged 18 to 30. 4.3 minutes for those over 51.

[John Holmberg]

As we get older, we got to make it happen fast. How long do you last if you have an octopus? Yeah. This octopus video, does that make you go longer or shorter? No wonder. No wonder. Women are jamming sea creatures on there. We can't last more than five minutes. Try the octopus. It's gotta last longer than him. Could you imagine her having that under her bed? She pulls out a tank. Do you have like a sex toy? Like a vibrator or something? No, but I've got this. What the hell is that thing? That's bubble.

[Brady]

And if you have multiple, you have octopi.

[John Holmberg]

Stick him on there. Really watch. No, I'm not gonna touch that thing.

[Brady]

I am running. She puts the poisonous one on there and gets inked.

[John Holmberg]

No, that's it. Inks on her longer than seven minutes. Does that octopus get excited, you think doing that?

[Brady]

I don't know if you've ever seen this. He just wants to come home.

[John Holmberg]

Just wants to be back in the sea.

[Brady]

Have you ever seen. Have you ever seen one of the animal specials with the octopus? That's why I'm saying it's weird because those things can slip under a little eighth of an inch door. I mean, that thing would just.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I want to know who the chick is.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

He only goes in there. Describe that at the hospital. I want to know who the girl is who's like.

[Brady]

Yeah, okay.

[John Holmberg]

You can take pictures of it, right? Like she's a pro.

[Brady]

You don't want to put that thing on there. I'll go caving.

[John Holmberg]

It's gonna spelunk. That is the weirdest thing.

[Brady]

Spread out like that. That's why I'm calling. It's dead.

[John Holmberg]

They're putting it on everything. Shenanigans. Yeah. You ever. Unless you find it on the Internet, you think it's fake. You did that stupid.

[Brady]

One of the guys riding that octopus.

[John Holmberg]

You don't think there's somebody out there that grabbed an octopus and stuck it on A woman's jump. I just want to know where the first guy.

[Brady]

Second it would find a crevice. It's gone.

[John Holmberg]

It's. Yeah. To your defense, Brady. There it is disappearing in there. It's going in.

[Brady]

And then they go in there and fish it out. They don't.

[John Holmberg]

No. I'm not a gynecologist. All I know is that you're probably not supposed to do it. There's gotta be something in the Bible about this.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Thou shalt not jam octopi on the hair pie. This is a bad story. Cause now women at home are just gonna start. Chicken fish. Yeah. Keep the fish away from me. You got nothing of a problem down there. Don't go to Petco for your. Do you sell octopus? No. We got crabs. I've had those. That's no good. This is weir. This is just a weird way to start my day. So now all those women with bad marriages are gonna start jammin octopus on there. You're gonna come home and find some slimy eight legged. You cheating on me with this thing? Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Hi, I'm Diane Fisher from Fisher Tools. From our humble beginnings in 1964 at the Phoenix park and swap to our 4 acre campus located just south of Tempe Marketplace off the 202Emmett Clintock. Fisher Tools has been building the valley for over 60 years. Come check us out and browse our huge selection of tools and anything you need to do the job right. We carry Milwaukee, DeWalt, Makita, Proto and so much more. We're also [e-mail] cup KUPD listeners will receive 10% off their order when you mention this ad. Fisher Tools. If we don't have it, we can't sell it.