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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - FRIDAY - January 3, 2025 - Suspicious Of The 92yo Who Just Hiked Grand Canyon Rim To Rim - Jan 2024
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John Holmberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here For.
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Brady
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Bert
There's no possible way she found that recliner. Game over.
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Brady
Oh, it was over. She saw the recliner. It was like, that's mine. Didn't even ask is this is someone sitting here? It was like, this is mine. And you guys weren't like first ones in either, where she could have claimed it right away. She just showed up and went, this is an empty recliner. I'm taking it. And nobody can say anything. There's no possible way anybody. Look, the news can make it seem like this is a beautiful story of like, you know, like, like up, like, you know, in his balloons and he floated to the fall. No, this is an attempted murder by his grandson or whatever. I want to see two things when I see somebody drag a 90 year old across the Grand Canyon. I want to see his financial statements and I want to see the will. Any insurance policy. Exactly. Because I don't know if those even pay at 92 anyway. Like you get like a buck 50 because there's no way the insurance is going to give you a ton of money for that. But any grandson in this modern age, because I know a lot of people under the age of like 35 that have this strange fascination with how they plan to retire based on what their grandparents have. My grandpa dies, I'm going to get a million dollars. I'm like, it's got to be the first generation that talks about that as openly as it does. And it's not like the ones we hate, not like the 20 year olds. It's the mid-30s, people close to 40 that start talking about their inheritance or their rich family member that's going to keep them in high cotton. That's what I think happened here. One of those deadbeat hippie grandkids. Like, I'll take grandpa around, I'll take him out. He's 92. Oh, but he's still like really spry. I'll take care of him. They drug him into the canyon and to their surprise, the mother lived. And that's their worst thing. And now he's a news story. You need to look deeper into this. This is attempted murder. And then he's like, I read about the record holder. Talked to my grandson and said, I think I can do this. Like, yeah, Grandpa, I think you can.
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Bert
Did he shatter it? I mean, who was the record holder? Probably. Look, it's gotta be a 70 year old maybe.
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Brady
No, the record holder was in his 90s. Also, this guy's actually a few months younger. He just did it faster. So he's the oldest guy to do it in the. He was running from his grandson the whole time with a. Probably had a hatchet. Looked like Sideshow Bob trying to kill Bart. It's bad. You don't take 92 year olds to bowling alleys, let alone that you want to go rim to rim on the canyon, old man. No. A responsible human being would realize if I take the 92 year old down the canyon, there's a good chance I'm carrying him out. I'm not doing that.
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Bert
He's doing some lines, a couple of bumps.
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Brady
You think he's a meth grandpa?
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Bert
Messed up.
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Brady
Probably to try to get his heart to explode to get that. I didn't believe a word of this and the news was like, isn't it wonderful? Age is just a number. No, it's not. Age is a pretty good precursor on when you're gonna die. It's a pretty good thing. I. It's like it's evidence. Like 92, not much longer left. I have a friend, a woman who's 2 years old, 93 years old, and she's spry, gets around great. Last thing I'm doing is hiking anything with her that isn't flat. Just because I don't want her to get hurt or fall down and like crap herself.
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Bert
I took my mom golfing, you know, we did two days in a row.
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Brady
And she let me make a prediction. Did she do 18? No, no way.
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Bert
She can't even get through a Golf 16.
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Brady
That's pretty good. Why didn't she just finish the last two at that point? You gassed her out.
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Bert
Well, no, she did it right in the, you know, played nine and then about on 12, she's like, I'm good.
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Brady
So she was hitting and missing. She took a few holes. Okay, so she stuck around for 16. Didn't play 16.
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Bert
Well, she played. She'd take about three holes off.
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Brady
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. She'd take a few off.
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Bert
Yeah.
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Brady
Lay back and then pick her clubs up again when she was. When her heart felt like she wasn't dizzy anymore. You don't take a 92 year old in the canyon. That's murder. Attempted murder. I want to know who took him. I want to know the story. I want to see this guy's financial reports. 92 year old man hikes. I'm in my 90s the last thing I want to do is get off my ass and go walk the Grand Canyon, for Christ's. I don't want to do it now. Helicopter. If I want to see the damn Grand Canyon and somebody decent, a decent grandpa or a decent grandson would be like. Like you. I don't know if your grandparents are probably gone. They are. Okay. Mine too. So if my grandpa was still alive. We took my grandma when she was 83 to the botanical gardens and were shocked that she blew through that thing. It was amazing. Like, we thought we were going to be carrying her out. Like, this is a bit of a walk and there's some uphill stuff. She did great. But we were fingers crossed. Like, maybe this is irresponsible. A decent grandson foots the bill for a nice helicopter ride over the canyon. Or maybe you strap him to a donkey and you let him ride down and ride back in a day. Three days in the canyon with a 92. No, that's murder. That's a temporary.
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Bert
Put him in one of those baskets below the helicopter, spin them.
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Brady
Yeah. Give him a ride. Yeah. That's usually how they get out of it. That's usually how they're coming out of the canyon. Is in a bath.
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Bert
What you're asking?
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Brady
Attached to a helicopter. Yep.
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Bert
Yeah. That's funny because my mom this year said, you know what, next year, starting in January, I'm getting in shape. She hired.
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Brady
She was talking to me about it, like getting in shape and stuff. Like she wanted to work out right then and there.
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Bert
What do you want to do? Maybe rim to rim, I guess.
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Brady
Well, don't say that about your mother.
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Bert
Grand Canyon.
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Brady
Brady's mom wants to go rim to rim. If anybody's interested. I wouldn't allow it. If you said bunny's gonna go rim to rim in the can, I would not allow it. We get on the phone with her right now, I'm like, brady is trying to get your money. Torp's gone. It's just we're halfway home. It's dangling carrots in front of him down the road. He's trying to expedite the will. You do not do this. You're a healthy woman. You're feeling good.
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Bert
I want my $30.
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Brady
We don't push that. And then they interviewed him and he had no idea he had survived a murder attempt. The best thing about it was all the people on the trail being so kind. Yeah. Because they thought, oh my God, I'm witnessing a horrible crime here. A 92 year old man's being drug into the canyon.
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Bert
We talked about it. Just regular, you know, like younger people doing these things for charity. Like I'm gonna put myself right at death's doorstep for charity. Imagine if you're the. The grandson and your grandfather wants to do that and you're on that trip. Is that. And then he dies.
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Brady
You talk him out of it. And if he dies. Yeah, if he dies.
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Bert
You feel good about that? Because he was.
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Brady
No, because then I'm in the money. They say that bull. He died doing what he loved. If he loved it, he'd have hiked that canyon 35 years ago. He didn't love it that much. You drug his ass down there. You tried to kill your grandpa or dad. I don't. His kids are in their 70s. They don't want to hike down in the canyon. That's an attempted murder. The heartless like me, the sociopathic, dark hearted humans. We're the ones who see society the way it really is. We don't do this. Empathetic rose bundles. Every time someone accomplishes something, we see through the lines. I see. Read between the lines. I don't like it when blind people hike big mountains. I don't like any of that because the potential for failure is much sadder than the, you know, the victory part, the getting it done. I'm not impressed. When you hike, everybody hikes them. You can hike a mountain camelback. Big deal. Everest. The Sherpas do it. I'm sure there's a one eyed Sherpa that pops up and down that mountain constantly with zero medical coverage. Taking some old man up there doesn't impress me at all. It's murder. It's attempted.
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Bert
Well, it's impressive by the Sherpas to take a blind paraplegic or a blind person because they're doing all the work.
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Brady
They do everything. And they do everything for the able bodied too. It's just you got to learn to breathe right.
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Bert
Grab hold of the line.
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Brady
Your job on Everest is to not die and not create a human avalanche by rolling down that line of thousands of people doing exactly what you think is unique. You ever seen a picture of people climbing Everest? There's hundreds of them.
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Bert
It's like I saw them this past year when it was okay to go.
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Brady
It looks like Best buy on Black Friday. It's. It's just people lined up trying to get to the top. It's insane.
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Bert
Lines are longer than at Disney.
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Brady
I always get mad at the news. I'm mad at channel three. I'm mad at channel ten. Troy Hayden. If you're listening. Why don't you, as an investigative journalist or a journalist in general, just say what we're all like. If you're a good journalist, you'll sit and go, well, that story made me mad. That's an attempted murder. We'll be right back with more Fox 10 news. Say what's real. 92 year olds hiking 24 miles is irresponsible behavior by the part of the grandkids who are aching to get their hands on that money. Nothing about that was uplifting to me. I see that as a horrible thing. And then, of course, the last line in the story online is, it shows people it's never too late to try something. Yes, it is. They push those old people out of airplanes on their 100th birthday. Every year you see another story of some bag of bones that looks like a pot sticker with eyes getting shoved out of an airplane. There he is.
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Bert
Hey.
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Brady
A picture of him. You see him, and people will say, he looks good for 92. He's standing up. That's all you need to do to look good at 92. That's an accomplishment. That's it. So you're breathing earth's air, your eyes are open, and you're on your feet. That's Great work for 92.
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Bert
Looks good. His black eyes look good, right?
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Brady
His eye. Well, that's where his son was. His grandson was beating him to get on.
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John Holmberg
Old man.
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Brady
Move, old man. The old ticker seems to be going pretty good. Braden. God damn it. He's making it. Interview the grandson. I guarantee you there's a look of, like, sadness on. They got to do something bigger than hike the canyon with this old man. What is he, Green Mile? Yeah, I'm watching that last night, shaking my head, going, you sons of. And the news. Oh, you guys trying these flowery stories about old people doing stuff, you're just going to encourage more killings.
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Bert
Maybe he had an option. He's like, we could set a record, Gramps. 92 years old. You could be the oldest man to attend a WNBA game or the canyon Rim to rim. I'll do the rim to rim.
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Brady
Well, now that. Now that is a good point. That is a good point. That if the options were because he's old and easy to fool, like, these are the only two things you can do, or the devil's coming to get you. Let's. Let's hit that canyon. I don't want to watch those play basketball. We don't call them that anymore, Grant. They're homosexual. Oh, they are. They're an abomination to God. Of course they are. Let's go take a look at God's greatest creation. Not the wnba. The Grand Canyon. Yeah, it's. They need to make the baskets as big as the canyon to make the WNBA worthwhile. All right. Good one, Grey. That was a good one. He's still got his wits. All I care about if you're 92 years old is that you're not drooling or crapping on my furniture. That's it. I didn't even think that of your mom. But it crosses your mind. Everyone's. Oh, she's on the recliner. Let's just hope she can get a control it. I'm pretty sure she's all right.
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Bert
She's pretty strong right now.
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Brady
Yeah, but you worry about that it can happen in, like, a day.
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Bert
Oh, yeah.
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Brady
Yeah. You start seeing that one tumble. That's all it takes. One. One half fall. And that's the other thing. Old people fall down in their kitchens and blow their hips up and they're out forever. And they were fine yesterday. Just that one. I took a little slip and my hip hopped, and then they're dead in like a week. The infections and all the other stuff. You don't want to drag him down the canyon. John holmberg's morning sickness.
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Wayne
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Brady
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Wayne
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Brady
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Wayne
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Brady
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Brady
Holmberg's morning sickness.
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Bert
I can't tell you how many I heard that the, the child of that person, like this person's grandmother blew her knee out and the daughter does it. 50 years, same thing and doesn't do the re. They. They ended their life basically in a wheeling around a wheelchair because they didn't want to do the rehab.
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Brady
I've done plenty of physical therapy over the last few years and I'm in there and every time you're in there doing your work, there's a thousand year old human being who just had a hip or knee replaced. They don't. They didn't. That was forced upon them. If they had their druthers, they did just let that thing injure them and kill them.
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Bert
My sister and I mean we're all trying to encourage my dad in the last year.
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Brady
Want to go?
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Bert
You got to think, what am I doing it for?
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Brady
What do I have to go strap bands to my hips for and start doing leg kicks. Why? And there were old people. There was an old man in there one time. And I remember I was, I was struggling, I had the shoulder thing and I see this again. I fell for it. But that was just the few moments I had. Heart have always backfired on me. So I, I'm in there and I'm working the, I'm working the shoulder thing and it's like two pounds and I'm pulling this thing off the wall and it's killing me. And then in walks Methuselah, this dusty old crust ball of. You know, he's got a walker and the walker had wheels attached to his ass. And he's kind of in this cage of transportation that makes it so he doesn't just roll downstairs and he comes in and his knees all bandaged up and he's. First thing that old man did was find a chair in the PT and sit in it. And then the lady had to go over and go, all right, Carl, gotta get him moving that smooth. All you heard was that dude, he wasn't there under his own power. Somebody dropped him off and took the car away. He's not allowed to drive. And you're not gonna get better if you don't work. I think it's the only noise that guy made the entire time he didn't work. And I'm sitting there kind of laughing like, yeah, this old man's on to something. Why don't you go yourself, Nurse Ratchet? And yeah, you don't take an old man down the canyon. That's murder.
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Bert
Give me credit for stopping by.
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Brady
And also what it does is diminish. Like the stories of, you know, some dude, you know is like the canyon rim to rim. So 92 year old dude did it the other day. Big deal. Like walking a Safeway, I guess. Well, it's pretty. No, it's not. There's a 92 year old man. If a 92 year old man can do it. It's not that big a deal. But this dude was running for his life from, from the grandkids. And if you're. And again, if you're one of those grandkids, if you're one of those people that says, when my parents die, I get. Stop it. That's uncomfortable for people to hear. I had a, a guy, he's talking about his uncle. This was actually kind of a nice thing. Used to, oh, my uncle dies, he's got millions, he lives, got a house on Camelback, he's a millionaire. Oh, no kidding. Yeah. So I'm in his will. So he didn't really try that hard. This was when he was in college, like, I don't really care. Got some cruddy job, just kept waiting. The uncle finally passed away, not in the will. And he just assumed it because he's got a family member that's loaded. He's like, well, I'm in there and I'm gonna be taking care. Didn't.
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Bert
Doesn't it trickle down to everyone?
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Brady
Uh, yeah. And that was. And I, I didn't know because I didn't know his family dynamic. I just assumed that his uncle had said, hey, you're in the will. Whatever. He just, he just thought, well, my family member's rich, we all benefit. When he croaks.
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Bert
I've seen it on some TV shows, right? And Jack arrives from an ill.
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Brady
The reason he wasn't in the will was like soon after the guy died, he told me, and my uncle didn't leave me anything. Well, maybe it's because that's all you talked about for a few years. And he was like, I didn't work this hard to give a deadbeat my money. And the worst part was, the best part for me is that the uncle donated most of that to Couple charity. Like the family didn't get it. I think that should be good. I think so too. I think like, you know, you have to be a good family member to get that. I like those stories when, when somebody gets shut out of a will, it's usually because you deserve it. Very rarely does a person who did everything right get shut out of a will. Usually you're the dickhead in the family, and that's a great way to find out. Wow, I need to change my ways. Most of the time they don't. They just get worse and end up on Dr. Phil yelling at other family members. But if I wasn't in a will and I'm like, oh, my God, everybody got something but me, that's kind of a. A life red flag to sit back and go, I must have done a bunch wrong. I gotta change. You're a real dick. People hate me, but real dicks don't recognize it. They just dragged it.
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Bert
Now, the person that didn't leave you the money, they're the dick.
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Brady
Yeah. Like, if I found out, like, Brady, if you found out today, like, geez, I talked to Tripp and he said, john's in the will. And then, like, this week, I'm, like, taking Trip to the Grand Canyon. You would know that I'm trying to kill him, right? You would. Like that would register with you. He's gonna break a record.
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Bert
These guys are going rim to rim.
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Brady
Yeah. John says it's like a record that I could. You wouldn't. You're not going on this trip, old man. You're getting your. Get your blanket and sit down. Trip and I were in Sedona once, and we were gonna walk up to Submarine Rock from our Jeeps, which is about an eight and a half foot walk. I don't do hikes. Like, it's right there. I'm not doing it. Like, all right. And he just sat there in the Jeep and everybody else got out. It's beautiful. I get it. And I'm like, I admire that. That's better. I don't need to hop around on a mountain. It's a eight foot hike. You do it. Edmund Hillary. I'm sitting here. Carry me up. Yeah. If you want to walk me up like Yoda, put me in your backpack. I'll do it. And I admired that. Yeah. And I felt bad for this old man because either that or they lied about his age. He's 92, and they're just trying to get the record. He's like, Really? 77. Ain't a thing. Don't do it. I'm done with that crap. And then seeing Yeta Gibson and all the news people. Oh, I hope I make it that long. And I can. No, you don't. But look around. At most, you know what you have to do every time you do an uplifting story about 92 year olds. Go pay attention to the 92 year olds in the facilities. Here's what 92 really looks like. Don't. Don't start giving us all false hope that we'll be, you know, the 1%. Yeah, the 1 percenter is not who we should be paying attention to. We should. Look. Ones that have handfuls of feces chucking in at nurses. That's what 92 looks like. Holmberg's morning sickness. That's pretty good. We'll do a little Judas Priest. Eat me alive. Right? And more so in honor of the fact that a study came out on NBC News. Judas Priest involved in its own weird way that 30% of generations. Was it not generation Y, which is H1. Is that the ones after us? Okay. Generation X, which is you and me. Generation Y, which is next. And then there's millennials and Gen Z. Okay. Or was that it? Was it Gen Z?
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Bert
It's Gen Z. I think it's Gen Z.
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Brady
It's Gen Z. 30% of Generation Z is identifying as LGBTQ. 30%. That number has never been higher than 10. 30% identify as gay, lesbian, bi, trans. And it's because we gave them the options. You know, we put it on the menu and I can hear my Scottish friend Thomas 20 years ago. You don't see it, Johnny, they're trying to make all our kids gay. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. They're doing it through indoctrination, making them hug his son had to hug another boy at school because they got into a fight. I know, Gilbert, isn't it crazy? It happened before you. But they got into a fight and the teacher made his son hug another boy in front of the class to show that they all got along. And Thomas went down there. You'll. You'll may make my boy do stuff like a who? And he started to scream at the teacher in front of the class and say the word homo a lot. And he's telling me the story. I'm like, hey, you might overreact. I understand you don't want the teacher disciplining. You know, take him out of that public school. It's indoctrination to make them all gay. And so who's the first person I hear from after reading that and saying, my Scottish friend Thomas. I told you years ago, the idea is to make everyone a homo. You think, well, it's happening. And now it's hard to ignore. The numbers have leapt. 30% of an entire generation 18 to 25 says, yeah, I'm.
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Bert
Some gay population's growing too much. We need to figure out a world. They did that years ago.
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Brady
All right, well, I don't think it's population control. I think it's definitely control, but I'm not sure they. I don't know what they're doing. But again, when I was growing up, there were two options. And then the third thing, which was just kind of. You had to ask the waiter you still serve this was either straight or gay. The other stuff was like, we don't talk about it, but you got the dressing up like a broad thing, right? Oh, yeah. We don't talk. We don't put that on the menu. Now it's everywhere. Lgbtq, qrf, mouse. They've got it all. So when you give an entire generation the option and they've got more than just the two, we had good chance it's gonna jump up to about 30% that some of them like to put their mom's underwear on. It's okay now. Used to be weird. Now if you go through your sister's drawers and you put them on, it's okay. It would have been a grounding at my house, but now it's okay. Now you get to go to a therapist for free and explore that. So, Judas Priest, congratulations. All that work that Rob put in, in and out, what is the end goal? Like, what's a good number there? 50% of the population. Just everything's available. I'm still hearing a lot more.
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Bert
50%?
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Brady
Yeah. Like, I'm still learning about what pansexual is, and it still doesn't make sense to me. I can't keep track of them all. You can be any of them at any given time, and you're attracted to any of them at any given time. Isn't that just all of it? Just make a choice either way. Yeah, that's, I think, what we're saying. Yeah. You know what? Either way, whatever you want to do, just make a choice. Being so man, be pick a letter and stick with it.
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Bert
Always seems like there's a transfer portal where you take your talents.
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Brady
Yeah.
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Bert
Going pansexual.
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Brady
Yeah. You're leaving Colorado because Florida's better offer. It's like, wait, well, I thought you were. No, I'm all of it. I'm all of them. Okay. You put the dress on, and that used to be, like, frowned on, but now then mom will take you to Target for shopping after you. If she catches you in a dress. It used to be, like, an embarrassment now you go into Target, you're gonna get some new clothes. Suppose that's better. But Thomas was adamant about it. It's happened in Scotland. They took away a kid's right to feel anything, and they made them all feel gay. And they want that. They want. And I kept saying, why would they want all the kids to be gay? Control. Yes.
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Bert
Who?
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Brady
I don't know. It seems like a weird one to jump to, but he. You know, the numbers are panning out, that maybe that golf game with Thomas, he was onto something. And then. And then his big one was also pedophilia. They're gonna try to make the age drop. They've been working on this in Europe for years. Years. Try to get the edge of consent to 12 or 13. Have the way with the kids, you know, pedos are. Hit your ball, hit your ball.
- [26:05]
Bert
Jimmy Seville.
- [26:07]
Brady
I told you, the number will rise to 70%. There'll be no more of us.
- [26:12]
Bert
I think maybe he was arguing that. That the reason why it'll. Scotland will never be on their own because that's the agenda. Make everyone gay so they don't vote to be independent. It'll never pass.
- [26:24]
Brady
No idea. I just don't. I. I can't imagine, like, politicians all getting, you know, if we made them all good control of me, you could. Yeah. All right, I'm in. What do we have to do? It's going to take about 30 years. We start showing TV shows, dudes dressed as women, and we make that normal. And anyone who says it isn't gets in trouble.
- [26:46]
Bert
It'll take about 30 years. We've done it in five.
- [26:49]
Brady
Yeah, we made it. Hey, we got a lot of help from the networks. We didn't realize how big this was going to be.
- [26:54]
Bert
We're way ahead of schedule.
- [26:56]
Brady
I mean, we're firing people like crazy for going, hey, there's a guy in a dress. You're not allowed to say that anymore. Yesterday we could. Yeah. Things are different now. We're making everyone gay. Why? Control. I don't get it, but 30% of entire generation says, I'm in this. I'm in LGBTQ. Tell me it's fashionable, and I'll believe that more than I would that they're actually in on that. You've opened all the doors. You know, I don't like to think that if I was in high school today, that if all the doors were open, I'd have opened them. I still kind of liked only opening one of them. The one I open is the one I still open. I kind of like opening that one. But if they're like, you know, this is available too. I'm like, eh, too much hair. There's a lot of hair in it. I do admire the gay lifestyle. They seem happy. They make a lot of money. Two men incomes, that's the biggest draw. Almost all of them have infinity pools. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect.
- [28:01]
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