BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - FRIDAY - May 23, 2025 - Emailers Asking if Their Maladies Will Let Them Sit In Studio - May 2024

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - FRIDAY - May 23, 2025
Release Date: May 23, 2025

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Overview

In this memorable episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), the hosts delve into a collection of listener emails from May 2024, each presenting unique and often unusual health conditions. The primary theme revolves around listeners asking if their specific maladies qualify them for an in-studio appearance. John Holmberg, along with co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, navigate these requests with a blend of humor, empathy, and candid discussions, making for an engaging and entertaining show.

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Listener Requests and Unique Conditions

Sean Rockefeller: A Blind Listener

• Context: Brady reminisces about a previous episode featuring Sean Rockefeller, a blind listener who lost his sight a decade prior due to a medical disorder.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Brady: "[Sean Rockefeller] came on the show gangbusters. Great guest, open book. Talked for 40 minutes with him, and he was absolutely awesome, funny, and, you know, just let us know everything. Mom was fun. Stories were great." ([01:41])

• Insight: Sean's appearance set a precedent for welcoming listeners with diverse life experiences, emphasizing the show's inclusive nature.

Alicia's Unique Anatomy

• Context: Alicia, a 41-year-old listener, emails the show highlighting her unusual physical condition, which includes webbed toes and an additional vaginal opening, medically termed uterine diddlydiphus didelphys.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Brady: "I have webbed toes and a half-formed vaginal opening next to my functioning vagina. It's called uterine diddlydiphus didelphys." ([03:51])
  • Dick Toledo: "It's a pseudo. It's a fake." ([05:05])

• Humorous Banter:

  • The hosts debate the appropriateness of Alicia's appearance on the show, intertwining medical terminology with playful teasing.
  • Brady: "If she wasn't blind, we just said no. If she was just, like, kind of messed up because we don't want you looking at. It's weird. You stare at us and." ([02:44])

• Conclusion: While the hosts find Alicia's condition intriguing and humorous, they ultimately express reservations about her joining the studio, prioritizing comfort and respect.

Dennis and His Relationship Woes

• Context: Dennis shares his heartbreak over a recent breakup attributed to his physical ailments, including a dead tooth and severe body odor resulting from a motorcycle accident.

• Discussion Highlights:

  • Dennis's Email: "She broke up with me. Speed Buggy. Dead tooth. Broke up with me." ([19:22])
  • Bret Veseley: "Suicide watch." ([20:57])

• Hosts' Response:

  • Brady: Offers humorous yet empathetic advice, suggesting Dennis might benefit from self-love and taking a step back from aggressively hunting for relationships.
  • Dick Toledo: "No, she's probably right. Now I'm surprised. You should do this." ([13:14])

• Emotional Undertones: Despite the humor, there's an underlying recognition of Dennis's genuine distress, blending laughter with sincere concern.

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Hosts' Reactions and Humor

The interplay among Brady, Bret, and Dick is marked by quick wit and light-hearted teasing. They navigate each listener's story with a mix of skepticism and amusement, often pushing the boundaries of humor while attempting to remain respectful.

• Humorous Concepts:

  • Dead Vagina Kissing: A recurring joke where Alicia offers her atypical anatomy as a "ticket" to the studio, leading to exaggerated and comedic refusals.

    • Brady: "It's a dead vagina. She offered. It's not like you're doing it at a bus stop against will." ([08:03])

  • Speed Buggy Mishap: Dennis's reference to "Speed Buggy" becomes a running gag, symbolizing his troubled relationship and the comedic frustrations stemming from his condition.

    • Brady: "Speed Buggy is an issue because if you got a Kawasaki 250 down there, never shuts off." ([22:34])

• Notable Exchanges:

  • Brady & Dick Toledo on Alicia:
    • Brady: "Uterine didelphus didelphyus." ([03:51])
    • Dick Toledo: "It's a fake." ([05:05])
    • This exchange showcases their ability to blend medical terminology with humor, creating memorable and entertaining moments.

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Notable Quotes

1. Brady on Listener Inclusivity:

   • "Sean's been emailing me for a while and he's funny and his mom said hey, can he come by for his birthday?" ([02:20])

2. Dick Toledo on Setting Boundaries:

   • "One of those deals where you set in, like, after you have it for the most part, 99% of the time. This is why we don't have people, right?" ([02:20])

3. Brady on Dennis's Desperation:

   • "He needs a genie and he's emailing us. He does need a genie." ([26:14])

4. Humorous Rejection of Alicia:

   • "She offered it up instead of, you know. And that's the thing. Just say I've got a few good stories and one will shock you about my unfinished, you know, vagina." ([15:28])

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness exemplifies the show's characteristic blend of humor, candid conversations, and interactive listener engagement. By addressing unconventional health conditions with both jest and genuine concern, the hosts create a relatable and entertaining environment for their audience. The episode underscores the delicate balance between humor and sensitivity, ensuring listeners are both amused and connected to the show's personable approach.

For those who haven't tuned in, this episode offers a glimpse into the dynamic and spirited discussions that make Holmberg's Morning Sickness Arizona's premier morning radio show.

Transcript

[Brett Veseley]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brady]

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[Brett Veseley]

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[Brady]

Here's another best of rerun from the morning sickness. Speaking of weird stuff, so last week we had Sean Rockefeller on. One week ago today in fact, our blind listener that's been emailing me for a while and he's funny and his mom said hey, can he come by for his birthday? And normally absolutely not. But I've been emailing back and forth for a while with this guy and it's you know like, you know what? Sure, why not? Sean's a blind guy. Lost his sight 10 years ago from a medical disorder of some sort. Came on the show gangbusters. Great guest, open book. Talked for 40 minutes with him, and he was absolutely awesome, funny, and, you know, just let us know everything. Mom was fun. Stories were great.

[Toledo]

One of those deals where you set in, like, after you have it for the most part, 99% of the time. This is why we don't have people, right?

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Brady]

No, most of the time. We had every intention just have them sit on the couch and not stare at us. And if he wasn't blind, we just said no. If he was just, like, kind of messed up because we don't want you looking at. It's weird. You stare at us and. And so it opened the gates. Two of these in the last two days.

[Brett Veseley]

You knew it was gonna.

[Brady]

I know just. Dear Holmberg, I listened to the podcast with the blind listener. Cut to the chase. I have no legs and my penis was severely damaged from a motorcycle accident, and I almost died. Does this qualify me for a day in the studio? The story of my recovery is crazy. And I'll show you guys my wean. Darren, that's one next show.

[Brett Veseley]

She. And we're out already, so.

[Brady]

Right. That is not a ticket to Wonkaville. You want to see my dick now? That's how you get into a Catholic church. That's the best.

[Brett Veseley]

Father Dale.

[Brady]

Get backstage. Then I get this one. And this one has some intriguing. But again, I don't know. Dear gentlemen, my name is Alicia. I'm 41 years old. I've been listening to you guys for a long time. I love the show. Last week, you had a blind listener on the show, and he was great. I was so jealous that he got to be in the studio, so I figured, why not give it a try? I have webbed toes. And at that point, I'm like, come on. Disgusting. Then she got me. I have webbed toes and a half form vaginal opening next to my functioning vagina. It's called uterine diddyelphus didelphyus.

[Toledo]

Philadelphia.

[Brady]

That's Philadelphia. It says vag uterine Philadelphia. Freedom. And I will let Brady kiss the dead one. If I can sit in the studio.

[Brett Veseley]

We can make an exception, I think.

[Brady]

Do you want a Nathan Sutherland? Her dead vagina. Please consider me Alicia. I don't remember ever putting the flyer out saying, hey, guys, tell us your stories. Brady, would you like to. That's not cheating, is it? To kiss a dead vagina? It's it's just like. Like a mole.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I'm gonna pass.

[Brady]

What, for the sake of.

[Toledo]

I thought about it for a second.

[Brady]

For ratings for Instagram. Boss Sauce going out the door like crazy. As the CEO of the Boss Sauce goes. Come on. This is pretty good.

[Toledo]

Not sure if I could recover from that or not.

[Brady]

How come?

[Toledo]

The psychological scarring.

[Brady]

What if it looks good?

[Toledo]

The smells.

[Brady]

What if it doesn't smell? You're all natives.

[Toledo]

What if I can answer?

[Brett Veseley]

She Febrezed?

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah.

[Brady]

What if she's like, I'll put some Febreze on that. It'll work, Brady. You'll be all right.

[Toledo]

That's a hard sell to say. A dead vagina does not smell well.

[Brady]

It's a. It's not formed all the way. It doesn't have. It doesn't have the canal and stuff. It just looks like it's starting, you know?

[Toledo]

It's a pseudo. It's a fake.

[Brady]

Yeah, it's like a. It's almost like a sticker. Looks like something.

[Brett Veseley]

It's like the Salt river compared to the Colorado river or what?

[Brady]

No, no, that's a good compass. Way too much moisture in your analogy.

[Toledo]

It's a gorgeous.

[Brady]

No, it's her. There's the real one. Here's the real one. Yeah. And here's the steeple. Oh, no, wait. I'm doing something else. So. No, it's like this. And then the one next to it is just like the. It's almost like a tattoo, I would guess just kind of got a 3D tattoo of the outside of the goods. It's kissing the skin tag.

[Brett Veseley]

Even.

[Toledo]

That's a tough sell.

[Brett Veseley]

I thought he'd have had you with.

[Brady]

That one, but I just can't imagine Alicia coming in here and us making her follow through, like, all right, you know why you're here. Let's get this done. What's your story? You already told it.

[Toledo]

I got one yesterday.

[Brady]

Ah.

[Toledo]

It says, he wants to come in.

[Brett Veseley]

You'll make an exception for that one.

[Brady]

And how close is it to the real vagina? That Brady would have to, like, get that close. Like, then you'd get real nervous going down there by a woman's real sewer to kiss the skin tag. Vagina. That's right there. I want to see it. I'm not gonna lie. That is interesting to me to watch you, because your reaction would be, we.

[Toledo]

Can pull it up on the Googles.

[Brady]

Oh, we can. Yeah. But you're not gonna. You. That's you giving us as close as I need to get you giving it a little sugar is different than just a picture.

[Toledo]

I mean, I've seen rosebuds. I don't need to see those in person.

[Brady]

Where's the email with that guy? If you can rosebud, you can sit in the studio. If you can rosebud, just gotta go down the hall. I know that's true. If you can rosebud, you can have a job at kdkb. I think if you can rosebud for Brady, we'll let you sit in studio and have watch us. That's a ticket. They're not going to kiss the skin tag vagina. No, I don't think. Uterine. The diffus Daddy fist. You can't get that fixed. The doctor just says you're going to. It seems like that's just a. The doctor's not even trying. It's like you got a second one started up, but it closed up shop midway through building itself. So we can get some stem cells and finish this or just leave it as is. It's like those houses you drive by and they started an addition and then clearly quit on it. Just like tarps over it and stuff. I don't know how that works, but yuck.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna kiss Lipsey. Russell.

[Brady]

What if you were wrong and went to the wrong one and you gave her great pleasure? What if it's awesome?

[Toledo]

Yeah. Then we. There'd be trouble.

[Brady]

You think?

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So you think the dead. As long as you get the dead one right, it's not a trap. Would Ronnie be mad if you did that for the show? I think we could all get away with that.

[Dick Toledo]

No.

[Toledo]

She's probably right. Now I'm surprised. You should do this.

[Brady]

Yeah, she'd be all over that. Will she do it?

[Toledo]

We can ask.

[Brady]

Would you like to watch that? We'll pay for it. Alicia. Can Ronnie kiss the dead? You don't.

[Toledo]

No.

[Brady]

You're not a little bit curious about what that looks like?

[Toledo]

I already pictured in my mind.

[Brady]

You don't know. It could be way wrong. What if it's pleasant? You don't know. Your mind went like the devil's there. There's pitchfork vagina and another vagina. You're not going to picture that in a pleasant.

[Toledo]

Your mind's like my mind. A rainbow normal on a unicorn.

[Brady]

You know why? Because she's a human being and she deserves your respect. Yeah. Brady son of a.

[Toledo]

Is not kissing her.

[Brady]

What a prayer.

[Toledo]

Dead vagina.

[Brady]

She offered. It's not like you're doing it at a bus stop against will. Yeah.

[Toledo]

Yeah. I don't feel like it's respecting her.

[Brett Veseley]

She obviously does.

[Brady]

It wouldn't be if you're like, let me see that and give me a smooch. She said, that's my ticket to ride. That's Alicia's ticket to ride. I don't really want her in the studio watching us, but I definitely want to see what she's offered. I don't. I wouldn't care if Brett did it, because that's. Brett would do it.

[Toledo]

He probably already has.

[Brady]

Putting you in a comfortable situation.

[Toledo]

You ever been with a dead vagina?

[Brady]

Oh, we bet. We've all been with a couple.

[Brett Veseley]

You know what? I'm just gonna. I'm not gonna say anything.

[Brady]

I married one.

[Toledo]

Okay.

[Brady]

Thank you. Thinking back on that, really, I mean, it wasn't at first, but boy, I know. I completely understand. I didn't realize that while we were dating, it was on life support and it only had a year to live.

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[Unknown]

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[Brady]

Tempeimprov.Com Holmberg's Morning Sickness. I'm gonna marry this one. And then once the her vagina and her body were completely allergic to rings. Cuz once one was on her, it died. It killed.

[Toledo]

It sealed up.

[Brady]

It didn't even seal up. You could. You could still use it, but it was. It Was nothing too there. Like man. Nathan Sutherland got more push back. Oh, wow. Hilarious. Yuck. All right, so you're not interested. Oh, people are saying this is your make good for the U fest doll. Not being able to have. That's pretty good. That's true. I just can't imagine picture. I do too. All right. Dtolito98kupd.com Alicia fired over. I do not want to see it on my Because I don't want to have my work email clustered up with that and have Jenny Morris call me and say what's going on? That's for Toledo. If anybody gets fired for that, it's Toledo.

[Toledo]

Because you know, she comes in, it's like my 600 pound life.

[Brady]

We do need to. Okay, that's a great point. We did not even think of that presentation. In my Pollyanna view of what a wonderful human being she could be as a person. Because I don't care about looks. It's all about personality for me. And double vaginas. She could be massive. And that is a deal breaker for your second vagina if you've got two vaginas and a weight problem. Brady won't deal with that at all. I don't mind, but Brady will not deal with that. You're unattractive and have too lift a.

[Toledo]

Fold out of the way to get to it.

[Brady]

If your gut to prop it up with sticks. Yeah. Has waistband pants around it. And when you take your pants off the guts. The guts wear everything else. It doesn't go over. It goes in. Alicia, we need to know are you keeping it tight? Not that well. That's obviously the one of them super tight. There isn't a medical procedure. We gotta talk to this girl. Maybe we should bring her in. Ugh. But then we're. Then. Then what if this is if we went from blind to dead vagina. What's third?

[Brett Veseley]

What's it called again? I'm gonna try to look this up.

[Brady]

Uterine dediphius. Where'd the thing go? Look it up on here.

[Dick Toledo]

You know you didn't do it. But I'm gonna do it. After 23 years, I'm calling in to question your loyalty to the show.

[Brady]

Oh. Oh, thank you, Toledo. Yeah. I do got to say though, if she's over okay. If she's 600 pound life. Yeah. That's not your concern. That is not your concern. No, it is not your concern. Be honest with the people. It's called uterine did Delphis D I D E L P H Y S. Assuming she spelled It.

[Toledo]

And is she married? You know, does she have. Need the green light from her husband?

[Patrick Riley]

She's married and.

[Toledo]

I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

She's used to him.

[Brett Veseley]

Poor guy.

[Brady]

I'm pretty sure dude's okay with it. Yeah, she was fairly okay with the just firing that off in her introduction letter. You see it? Hers isn't. Hers isn't fully formed, though. She said hers kind of quit in the middle, scooted over to the right.

[Dick Toledo]

You're saying most of the time there's.

[Brett Veseley]

Two normally doing the cha cha slide.

[Brady]

Or something in the uterine. Dead Ediphius. Yes, because we've seen that in porn and stuff. The two vaginas or it's like one and then there's a divider in the center. There you go.

[Dick Toledo]

Divider in the center. I don't want to see the one.

[Brady]

I don't know why this girl's been. Yeah, this is like a autopsy. What am I looking at?

[Brett Veseley]

That's what it says right there. The uterine. I'm not gonna even pronounce it.

[Brady]

The Delphi's. Yeah, there you go. She's just got two vaginas. Oh, man. There's too many hands in that. What's going on? That's a doctor. I don't wanna. I don't wanna see this part.

[Brett Veseley]

I'm trying to find the outer.

[Brady]

What is there like. There you go.

[Brett Veseley]

There's the out.

[Brady]

Why, if they cut her open, that doesn't look too unusual. So basically right next to the goods. Why is this all being chopped up? Is this. There you go, Brady. There you go. That's the one. There you go.

[Toledo]

That's what you be looking at. That's why I said no.

[Brady]

That's just a regular vagina with a divider, a curtain in the center.

[Brett Veseley]

Some boss go to town.

[Brady]

No, she didn't offer it to me. And by the way, I would. So big deal. Nobody would care. You are the one that has to. You know, we got to get you to jump some hurdles. Yeah, it's the listener guest thing is not gonna be good. Said great, John. Now Juno's stern wannabe is gonna have himself obligated to bring in societal freak shows. No, we're not. And don't you call Rockefeller a freak show. We're the ones avoiding the freak show. But you got to admit, even Beth might do this. This is just a human interest story. This might be on CBS Sunday morning with Jane Pauley one day. She has two vaginas. It's rare.

[Brett Veseley]

It only affects 0.3% of the population.

[Brady]

That's like meeting Michael Jordan.

[Toledo]

There's some rarity to it.

[Brett Veseley]

Here's.

[Brady]

He'S meeting Michael Jordan. He's very rare as well. Anyway, well, Alicia Brady doesn't seem to be too interested in this idea and unfortunately doesn't want to kiss your dead space. I wouldn't mind watching that. It is weird though that you would offer that up instead of, you know. And that's the thing. Just say I've got a few good stories and one will shock you about my unfinished, you know, vagina. Like, don't just say I got one. Brady can kiss it. Like that is. It's jumping 10 possible ways in. You could offered money and Brady would have probably said okay. But popping in the studio and offering that up is weird.

[Toledo]

Yeah, I just. It's a little aggressive.

[Brady]

It is just a little aggressive. I got another email and this is a follow up. I really enjoyed this though. Remember Dennis with the Irish Alaskan girl? Yes. She started Speed Buggy. Speed Buggy was born.

[Toledo]

Got an update.

[Brady]

Yeah, we got a little update on Dennis yesterday. He emailed me right as I was leaving. I got the thing says, hey, it's Dennis. And I'm like, whoa. And the other Dennis was. What was his thing? Because we had two Dennis's emailed. Terrible.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

It wasn't the one that walked in on his sister. Brother. Her brother or something like that.

[Brady]

His stepdaughter. Yeah, that's it. Banging. That's right. She didn't know. Yeah, that's right. That was that Dennis. Jesus Christmas. You name your kids Dennis. The bad one, Dennis. But Speed Buggy came from this story because Speed Buggy was. I bet you that we've had Dennis Huff even on that kind of stuff. He's seen that he'd join in though stepbrother and sister. So Speed Buggy came out of that because. Let's just remind people of Speed Buggy, which I absolutely. Speed Buggy, that's me. Get an online relations was from Ireland, moved to Alaska and they started to fall in love over a year's time. If I remember right. Then came out of that year, said you need to come down. So she came down to Phoenix for a month and a half and in the first weekend he discovered terrible case of Speed Buggy. Down South.

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[Toledo]

Lot of air.

[Brett Veseley]

She did have money though. Wasn' one of his things.

[Brady]

Yeah, well, a little bit, yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Michael Jordan. Lots of air. So speed buggy coming. Also had a dead tooth and a certain body odor that was kind of corn nuts.

[Toledo]

It smelled like a bog.

[Brady]

Yeah, corn nuts and old mayonnaise. Yeah, Summertime car mayonnaise. So we told and he had. What was it? He. It was the end of March or something. He had till April 17. I'll never forget the date because we were counting them down. April 17th, so it says. So hello again, I'm Dennis. I was the guy with the Irish girl from Alaska and the Q problem. A word I don't like to use. Yeah, yeah, it's. It rhymes with beef. I know you guys had fun with my email and I laughed at it too. It was a ridiculous scenario and I took some of the advice. But by the time she left things had changed and I felt like she was kind of great. The breath wasn't as bad as an initial when she initially got here and the other stuff was tolerable, the speed buggy stuff. So we got used to the speed buggy. So I guess I fell for her in my own way. She went home middle of April as planned and we kept going long distance. I was supposed to head up there this three day weekend and she called me today Two days ago, and she never calls. And she told me she doesn't see it working out. She said I'm not what she's looking for. For physically. She realized she needs to be attracted to me 100% and to not feel like she's settling. And it wouldn't be fair to either of us to keep this going. But I wasn't upset at the front farts or the dead tooth. I was willing to work on that. And she's just simply not attracted to me. I'm beyond broken from this. I think you guys could set me straight. Dennis. She broke up with him. Speed buggy. Dead tooth. Broke up with him.

[Toledo]

Yep.

[Brett Veseley]

Suicide watch.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

Dead tooth smelling.

[Brady]

But that's what you get when you're desperate. You buy a. You know, you buy a 1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Calais, and you're like, oh, this thing's a piece of garbage. And then it starts getting you from A to B, and you get a little relationship with it, and you're like, you know what? This thing's not so bad. When it quits on you, like in a bad way in the worst possible spot. You're like, I should have never done this. Because when you settle for something cruddy, it shows its cruddiness later.

[Toledo]

Amazing how his tune changed on that whole thing.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah. No, he was ready.

[Brett Veseley]

He's getting dumped now, right?

[Toledo]

Yeah. So it's a smack in the face.

[Brady]

It's. Well, he was heading up to Alaska to bones. More dead tooth. Speed buggy. Speed buggy. That's me. And he said to himself, ah, I get used to this. This air pocket. What's the big deal? It adds a little excitement. It's like having someone with emphysema breathing on you all the time. Like road warrior down there.

[Toledo]

But then when he painted the picture, the dead tooth and all that.

[Brady]

Yeah. Oh, the dead tooth is dead. Yeah.

[Toledo]

And he's like, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to survive this.

[Brady]

Dead tooth. Body. That's 180. Body. That smells like corn nuts. So much easier to get over for me than, you know, furiosa down south. I don't need any of that noise. Okay, I can. I'll smell you. We can fix corn nut smell with little deodorant. Some Americanizing dead tooth. That's a trip to the dentist. Speed buggy. She's hanging out of that for a while.

[Toledo]

An odor down south.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

Fill a room.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Toledo]

I've heard stories about this.

[Brady]

Girls that go, well, I don't Think he had. She had odor down south. I think her body just stung.

[Brett Veseley]

That's just as bad.

[Brady]

It is worse. Taking care of everything. It's worse.

[Brett Veseley]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Speed Buggy is an issue because if you got a Kawasaki 250 down there, never shuts off.

[Toledo]

There's not enough Axe Body spray that can cover that up.

[Brady]

And we've all been through that situation. We're supposed to ignore it, but then that's all you think about for a little while after it happens. If it's happening every time. Yeah.

[Brett Veseley]

If you got a two stroke down.

[Brady]

There, if it's constant, Dennis, you're better off the next girl you're with. And Dennis, you sound like one of those guys that's just dying for a relationship. My guess is that Dennis is on Tinder and Bumble an awful lot. He's going on an awful lot of dates. He just can't find the one. Calm down, settle back, have a little fun with yourself. Get to love Dennis, and then things will happen for you. But quit chasing. You're hunting. You're doing what's called hunting. You're hunting too hard and the deer are running away.

[Toledo]

He went all the way out to Alaska.

[Brady]

He was gonna go to Alaska on Memorial Day. For Speed Buggy sake, I'd go there.

[Toledo]

Come back on Monday.

[Brady]

She must be pretty goddamn charming, too, because in one day, Speed Buggy dead tooth stinks, emails us like, I gotta get her out of here. I don't know how I'm gonna survive it. And then, did she have money? I think you might be right. She did. She had a couple bucks in the pocket.

[Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brady]

And I think she might have a big plus. I bet she won Dennis over with a couple of buys.

[Toledo]

Love bomb.

[Brady]

Yeah. The next day, he's like, all right, you want to go see Old Town Scottsdale? And he's like, next thing you know, she's got a blanket and a coca pelly, and he's. He's getting all this art shopping over Gilbert Ortega's place.

[Larry McFeely]

I just love you so much, Dennis. I think you're the greatest thing to ever happen to me.

[Brady]

Yeah? Yeah. Speed Buggy. What else you got?

[Larry McFeely]

You want to go steak 44? It's on me.

[Brady]

All right. Speed Buggy, you can take me to stake 44, but that's where I draw the line.

[Larry McFeely]

Dennis. This might be the greatest butcher's cut stick. I' hat stop me. So excited.

[Brady]

Yeah, me too. I suppose. You know, you're not so bad in the right light.

[Larry McFeely]

Oh, you're so kind. You make Me chuckle down there.

[Brady]

Yeah, I heard it.

[Larry McFeely]

Back to the house we go. Dennis, you know what I want to do? And buy your car.

[Brady]

Be unnecessary. Don't do that.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm gonna get your car because your car is no good.

[Brady]

All right, but that's it.

[Larry McFeely]

I'm gonna go down here with my dead tooth and take care of business. Oh, it's so delight. It's so delightful. Dennis.

[Brady]

I'm starting to love her. What's going on? She buys me things. She handles the wang. It's that noise. I'm getting used to it. Run away, Dennis. You're hunting the deer. Run from the hunters. Cause you're obvious. You're wearing orange. Get some camouflage on. Don't walk around with that gun out and out. Just walk around. To be a normal hunter, spray yourself.

[Toledo]

With some dough and heat, Right?

[Brady]

Sit back. Get in the. Get in the deer stand with us. Stop hunting.

[Toledo]

Throw some of that corn out there. They'll find you.

[Brady]

When the deer run from you, don't run after them.

[Larry McFeely]

Just wait for another deer.

[Mo]

Stay in the deer stand.

[Brady]

The deer stand. You missed one big whoop. And you got to share the experience of Seamus McCaffrey's daughter.

[Larry McFeely]

I need you inside me. Hold on a second.

[Brady]

Bless you.

[Larry McFeely]

Yeah. That was a sneeze down there. We're gonna need some Febreze and towelettes.

[Brett Veseley]

He sounds desperate.

[Brady]

It does. It sounds. He needs a genie and he's emailing us. He does need a genie. And don't bang the genie. Dennis, what do you need? Not everybody is your love toy. Dennis, calm down. You came out of the box so well. I shouldn't say that. You came out of the chutes so fast. And like wanting to get rid of her. Time spent with Dennis means love. You gotta be careful. We're looking out for you, Dennis. And if you have a second undeveloped vagina, Brady will kiss it. Make everything all better. Put a little sugar on that. I say. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully wreck.

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