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BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - MONDAY - December 30, 2024 - Fill In The Blanks Game w/Alec Baldwin - December 2021
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John Holmberg
All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up north features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe Derosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com and tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here. For the amazing people at the Core Institute, life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold. Or like a KUPD listener told me this week, his dog did a sprint across the backyard directly into the side of his wife's leg and blew her knee up. She needed that need to get fixed and fixed right? Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute. I went through it too. And you can get rid of your pain and start saying yes, I can to all the things you want to do. And. And all you have to do is trust the experts at the Core Institute head there right now. The Core Institute.com youm just gave me my reach around. Here's another best of rerun from the morning sickness. Ladies and gentlemen, the game we're gonna play today is very exciting. Put it on a loop. It's great. The host of the Match Game is here despite his lawyers and every bit of everybody telling him not to be. And he stands right here. It's a new game. Alec Bald Baldwin's Fill in the Blanks is coming here now. And ladies and gentlemen, your host of Alec Baldwin's Fill in the blanks, Mr. Alec Baldwin. Alec, come on in. The gun just went off. There's nothing I could do. You ask if I have a God complex. I am God. Brady, good to see you. You had a good interview the other night. How you doing, buddy? I didn't do it. I don't know what you're talking about. It's time now for Alec Baldwin's Fill in the Blanks. Listen here, Lemon. I didn't do it. That's not funn. I'll give you a quote. You fill in the blanks. Brady, are you ready? Ready? If I said to you, brady, Music's so loud. If I said to you, Brady, I didn't pull the blank and the quote was from Alec Baldwin, the answer would be Trigger. Trigger is correct. That's all we're looking for. Or hammer. Right. Hammer. Simple. Great game. Welcome. Now let's get on the phone and see what we've got. Oh, we've got to ask for them. I forgot. John should do that. I'll be right back. That's right. We forgot to ask about that. You have to get Your calls in 585-9800. We need people to play. We got one guy. Got one guy. He's ready to go. And the prizes are also digging into Mark Randall's life. We're just going to draw out of a hat things that we could give away. We don't have them. But we're going to make Mark get them before he leaves. Because Mark's not going to be here much longer. It's just as simple as punch. All right, now we've got him. Wow. It's. It's probably our phone line. Interesting phone call. No, I'm just looking at the name of that id. Yeah. Anyway. All right, let's go to it. Give me John on line one. Alec, come on back. I thought you guys were more prepared. I like a room that's prepared. A lot of the times when it's not prepared, people die. You know what I'm saying? John is on the line. John, are you there? I'm here, John. Welcome to Alec Bozen's Fill in the Blanks. Are you ready? I am. It's kind of hard to hear you. Oh, that's why I say, here we go. How about now? Is that better? Sometimes it's hard to hear me because there's a lot of gunplay going on around me. Right, here we are. Fill in the blanks, speak blank and carry a big steak. I'm sorry, I'm gonna try it again. I said steak. Oh, my God. I've made another error. People die when I make me hungry. Alright, here we go. Try this one. I'll do a different one then. Oh, Jesus, a commercial. Oh, sorry about that. Give me blank or give me blank. Patrick Henry, fill in the blank. Give me. Give me liberty or give me death. Correct. That's right. Good job. Number two. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this blank. Mr. Gorbachev, wall. Wall is correct. That's two. One more. Bill Murray said this in Ghostbusters. It's blank. This man has no blank. Fill in the blanks. It's blank. This man has no blank. Bill Murray, Ghostbusters, the office with the mayor. I remember this. I don't remember that scene. It's. It's blank. This man has no blank. It's time is running out, Brady. It's time we ended this time. This man has no life. Incorrect. I'm sorry. We have to get rid of this man right here. Sorry about that. Goodbye. It's true. This man has no dick. Great line. Great line. Let's try another one. PSA with Sagebrush, Are you there? PSA with Sagebrush, you're on the line. Yes, this is Michael. Michael, how are you this morning? I'm sorry. Great. Fill in the blanks. It's a Boston in a basket. I think this man might be high. Get it right. Fill in the blank. I love that. I love that. Quiet down, stoner. Fill in the blank from Revenge of the Nerds as spoken by Booker. What the F is a blank? Oh, I didn't even watch that movie. I'm sorry. No one's gonna complain. Oops, it went off. We were looking for the word frosh. What the F is a frosh? Kind of weedy. Hasn't seen that. Yeah, I don't believe him. All right, let's go to this one. I know. What's your. Hello, Scott. Scott. Welcome to Alec Baldwin's Fill in the Blanks. Are you ready? I'm absolutely ready. This was spoken by Adolf Hitler. I don't see much future for the blanks. It's a decayed blank. Jew and race incorrect. Take a shot. Take a shot. Alex. Actually, we were looking for the word Americans and country racist. All right, let's get rid of him too. Let's try again. Christopher, are you there? Hello? Hello. Welcome to Alec Baldwin's Fill in the Blanks. Christopher, are you ready? I am ready. All right, here we go. Also spoken by Adolf Hitler. Everything about the behavior of a blank society reveals that it's half Judas. The other half. I'll just stop there. Everything about the behavior of a blank society reveals that it's half Judas. A blank society Judaised. Oh, man. Everything about the behavior of a blank society reveals it's half judaised. Spoken by Hitler. Pretty soon, everything we heard about a land decaying society, incorrect. Yeah, we were looking for Jews. Dude, you're just one question too. The last guy got that one right. I'm sorry, we have to let you go now. Sorry. Goodbye. Next caller. Michael, are you there? Big sexy. Big sexy. Welcome to Alec Baldwin's Fill in the Blanks. Are you ready? Yes, Sir. All right, here we go. I'm a mush. I can't read this one. I'm a blank laying. Mother effer. Mother effer. Get ready. I'm spoken by Samuel Jackson. I'm a blank laying. I'm a blank. Blank laying. Mother ever. Mother ever. Well delivered by him. Wonderful movie. Sam Jackson. I'm a big black. Sorry. Mushroom cloud. We're looking for mushroom cloud. The answer, big, black, not acceptable. Not this time. I don't know that your listeners are understanding anything. Let's try another one. All right, let's try this next one here. Okay. Alan is there. Let's go with the better one. That's terrible. Oh, he's got his thing right. Alan, are you there? I am here. Welcome to Alec Baldwin's Fill in the Blanks. Are you ready? I am ready. Let's try this. Hang on. I got a good one here. How about this one? Ask not what you can do for your blank but what your blank can do for your blank. That's not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can do for you. That's exactly right. We got one way good for you. And then your head's like that. Yeah. All right. From the movie Risky Business. I don't believe this. I've got a trig midterm tomorrow and I'm being chased by blank, the killer blank. Risky business. Can I. Can I use a lifeline for Brett? Because I've never seen that movie. All right, I'll give you this. I'll give you one of the blanks. It's Guido. The next blank, you're on your own. I don't believe this. I've got a trigger. I don't know. When in doubt your audience goes to racism. Guido the killer pimp is what we were looking for. Sorry about that, Alec. Brett's liking this too much. Alec Baldwin's filling the blanks. It's turned into a big race ride. Brian is there. Brian, are you ready? Yes. All right. Good luck to you, Brian. We're all counting on you. This goes back to Hitler again. Oh, no. You're asking for it. I'll skip Hitler this time. This time I'll go to the holidays. The writer of Tropic of Cancer, Henry Miller. I'm a bit mentally blank, like most Americans. Retard. Exactly right. That's right. Variation of the word that. It works. Well done. Holmberg's morning sickness. 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It takes about an hour and in most cases, we can do it while you wait. That's awesome. I'll say we're Amco. Google Amco for your nearest location. That's Amco double A MCO transmissions and a whole lot more home birds. Morgan, morning sickness. Let's try another one here. Benjamin Franklin once said, diligence is the mother blank of good luck. Diligence is the mother blank of good luck. Mother Teresa. She wasn't alive. And Frank, that was his amp Superior. All right, thank you. Goodbye. I have to let you go take another break. Okay. I'll be in the hallway. Whoops. Your hands are shaking. I don't know what I've done. Poor Alec. He's so shaky. He looks tired. He's getting out there, though. Benjamin Franklin said some other superior. Speak softly and carry a big sticker. Rostrum. We'll get another round of that. I like Alec Baldwin's fill in the blanks. Makes everybody uncomfortable. Evidently, because it always goes to racist right away too. I don't know. Dago. Yeah, that's exactly what we're looking for. The answer we were looking for was dago. There's so many great quotes. Dago's involved. Benjamin Franklin often says the mother dago of great invention. This is the best of Homburg's morning sickness. 98 KUPD. Brand new game show, which I'm enjoying quite a bit. Alec Baldwin's fill in the Blanks. I really enjoy this game. I think it's fun. It's time you put him back into the forefront of music and everything else. The Music begins. Alex stands outside. Come on in here, Mr. Baldwin. Let's make you happy again. Come on in. Something horrible's happened. Outside. Right. What happened? Actually, I. I picked something up and I. I cocked it, and then Jim Gardner's gone. I just found out. It was hours ago. I thought she just fainted. I didn't do it on purpose. Just happens. Are we ready to play the game? Yeah. I love the game as well. People love me. I'm likable. I'm a God. People think I have a God complex. Sometimes when I'm holding a gun, I am God. Fresh quotes are printing up. First quote printed a thousand blank pages. Blank pages. I hate the blank pages. Oh, it's the worst. Nothing worse than a blank page. You think they're full of something, and they're full of. They're full of something else. And some pictures came out. Photos, crime scene. I hate those two. These are amazing. All right, thank you. Who's this? We got him lined up. We got him on the phone, but I can't reach the phone from here, so we just have to talk amongst ourselves. How are you, Brady? Good. Hey, will you hold this for me? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. What has happened? It's a terrible thing. We're out of printer paper. Remember when we had a producer? Yeah. Now Brett's doing it all. He's fast. Tell me, Brady, did you like 30 Rock? I was a big fan. The great show. Yeah, very fun. Nothing better than Liz Lemon when she had a party. A lemon party is the best party you can attend. I think heard that before. Let's go to the phone. If you can organize a lemon party. I'm all in. On the line is Russ. Russ is online, Mom. Let's go there. Russ, are you there? Yeah. Welcome to Alec Bozeman's Fill in the Blanks. Are you ready? Yeah. You sound like an intelligent man. Are you sort of. Yes. Rust is his name. Rust. Rust. Oh, my God, it's Rust. It's Rust from the. I know who Rust is. You're here for me. Who wins? I can't even hear the word. All right, Rust. Here we go. I'm in a new movie called Rust. Eventually it'll come out. We've got some things to fix up. We still have some film to shoot. Oh, my God. I said it again. Ah, that's my ass. Consider yourself lucky. It hit you in the ass. Normal land, point blank. Right on. Here we go. These are brutal. All right, here we go. All right. I'm trying to find A good one for you. All right, here we go. These are all hilarious. All right. From the movie Stripes. The question now, neither are you. Sorry again. Now, are either of you homosexuals? Then he answers with, you mean like blank? Or are either of you homosexuals? You mean like blank or are you gay? Incorrect. Classic movie Stripes. The word we're looking for was flaming. I'm sorry, we have to let you go. You took a shot. Let's go to Pat on mine, too. Are you ready, Patrick? Yes, sir. Are you ready to play Alec Baldwin's Fill in the Blanks? I will fill the blank. All right. Good luck. Blank rang out like a bell. I grabbed my blank, all I heard was blank. The Great Vanilla Ice. Oh, no. Blank rang out like a bell. I grabbed my blank, all I heard was blank. Rolling. I got nothing. Take a shot. I did. All right. The shot rang out like a bell. And I. I grabbed my gun and we fled. Oh, close. That's exactly what I did. That sounds like my day. But no, that's not right. Sorry. Blank rang out like a bell. I grabbed my blank. All I heard was blank. Brady shells. That's right. I grabbed my blank. My nine. That's right. Everyone knows. All right, final one. We'll get two more. Robert, are you there? Yes, I am. Welcome to Alec Baldwin's Fill in the Blanks. Good luck. This is from Abraham Lincoln. Four blank. And seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this blank a new blank. You get all three and you win the prize. Four blank. And seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this blank. A new blank on this continent, a new nation. Four blank. Seven years ago. And you got it dedicated to. You're missing the first blank. You're just reading the Gettysburg Address. Now all you're doing is reading the Gettysburg Address. Give me the first one. Four blank. Seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this blank. A new blank upon this continent. Yes, you've got that. Four blank. Seven years ago. Four years, four scores. Finally. Four scores. It would be like Brady trying to read the Gettysburg Addresses. The word's not in order, don't worry. What'd you put here? Scores. All right, we'll give him prizes. Hold on a second. Robert, you got one. Nice job. Robert is also Santa Claus. I don't know if you know that. He's a grown man who laughs exactly like Santa. All right, final one. Slater from Saved by the Bell. How are you, Slater? I'm good. How are you? Good. Now? Well, I've been better. I'll be honest. All right, here we go. Alec Baldwin's Fill in the Blanks. Here we are. Good luck to you. Here we are. From Ozzy Osbourne. But a blank in the dark One step away from you A blank in the dark Always blanking up on you A shot in the dark One step away from you A blank in the dark Always blanking up on you oh, but a shot in the dark one step away A shot in the dark Always creeping on you. That's exactly right. We have another one. Well done. Let's go for one this time. Yeah, that's it. Well, take these people. They make me want to grab my. My prop gun. Just start the shells falling on the rust set real fast. They've gone cold on your quotes. Everyone's gone cold around me, Brady. I make bodies turn cold. Go see rust whenever it comes out someday. Be fantastic. I'm going now. It's been nice to see you again, Brady. I'm glad you all survived me. There you go. Salad Baldwin, everybody. Nicely done, Alex. Oh, geez. And the crowd laugh. They're just happy to have survived. Which ones didn't we get? There were tons of them. And this time I have to give the group credit. They didn't say Jew or the N word or anything. Yeah, it's kind of bored. Yeah, I know. I kind of kind of killed. Brett's fun in the game. Yeah, we have some good ones in here, but Brett seems to pick all the ones that were the blanks would be cuss words or something awful. So what am I supposed to do with Jules Winfield? Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because I wouldn't eat the filthy mother effort. Like, somewhere along the line, I have to blank out pumpkin pie. Or like, it just makes the quote no fun. And then Tony Monero. Everything Brett found was stuff from his collection. This is from Saturday Night Fever. Would you just watch the blank? You know, I had to work on my blank a long time. And you hit it. He hits my blank. The word is hair. From John Travolta movies. We might have to have a different writer for the games. All right. There you go. Well done. And thank you to Alec Baldwin for taking time out of his busy schedule. He's hosting a show on Thursday. He's got a lot going on besides what he's got going on. Alec Baldwin's fill in the blanks. I really enjoyed that. Arizona's most powerful rock radio station. He said fully erect. Hi, I'm Diane Fisher from Fisher Tools. From our humble beginnings in 1964 at the Phoenix park and swap to our 4 acre campus located just south of Tempe Marketplace off the 202 and McClintock. Fisher Tools has been building the Valley for over 60 years. Come check us out and browse our huge selection of tools and anything you need to do the job right. We carry Milwaukee, DeWalt, Makita, Proto and so much more. 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