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Brady
You Just gave me my reach around. Here's another best of rerun from the morning sickness. And then I'm watching the news last night and they talked about the study, the annual study of the happiest countries in the world. And Finland won again. And it's like seven years time in America was out of the top 20 and it wasn't. And here's the thing that they talked about it last night. I think it was CNN or something. I don't know. They said and Sharp talked about this morning. People over the age of 55 had us in the top 10. Us is happy. Top 10, 55, under 30, 67th. They had the United States as the 67th happiest place to be out of all. First off, name 67 countries. We're getting into Africa at that point.
John
Well, I heard, I heard it was. It went from 15th to 23rd.
Brady
No, no.
John
Is that overall?
Brady
Yeah. What I'm saying is people over 55 had us in the top 10.
John
Yeah.
Brady
People under 30 had the United States at 67. Wow. So we're like in the mid 20s when you combine everybody. But when you break it down to demographics, people under the age of 30 think this is the 67th happiest place on the planet.
Brett
We'll move to Finland, you little pricks.
Brady
Okay, yeah, go to Finland. But where else are they? I don't know how the study works, but how unhappy are you that Angola is whipping our ass?
John
What is your happy place?
Brady
And also here's the other part. What's the difference between people 55 and older and people 30 and younger? There's one glaring massive difference. The people 55 and older weren't raised by taking a pill every time they were unhappy. They had an ability to cope with things that made them sad and get over it. People under the age of 30 are on pills, are coddled, never hear the words no don't understand adversity. Can't handle something that, like, pushes back.
John
Don't get over it.
Brady
Dwell. Dwell on it. Focus in there on medicine. And it's not working. I mean, that study right there is proof that your medicated kid is not. It's not going to make him better off later. Because if there's, if there is a full group of people under a certain age in a study that's pretty big that found us to. I honestly, if you put me to the test with a map of the world and said, name at least 70 of these, I might get to 40, I might get to 40, and that would be about it. But, yeah, the happiest ones of 20, 24. Finland. Denmark. Now, my friend just got back from Denmark. My buddy Rich was there, and he texts back and he goes, denmark, Overrated. And I'm like, why? And he goes, let's just say this number four on the Netflix in Denmark right now is Rob Schneider's Manimal movie or whatever that thing was. I'm like, what? They love Rob Schneider. I'm like, well, okay, he can't be a top 10. I can see where you're like, I like Rob Schneider's, you know, silly movies. He goes, yeah, but you can't have him be like a feature. Like, the whole country's going nuts over Caught on Fire. Yeah, it's this year. Then Iceland, Sweden, all those Nordic countries, they. They're happy.
Brett
Read your ass off.
Brady
Because they're not all pilled up. They just accept. They accept their lot in life. They have radical acceptance of where they are, what's going on. They make the most of it. Our little prick under 30s, that whole generation that gets blamed for everything. And they. And rightfully so. But the. Really, the people who should be blamed are the ones like me, the ones who raised them and put them on pills every time they cried and had them, like, medicated every time they had a problem, it didn't work. They're less happy now because they have no ability to cope with. With things that are adversarial.
Brett
That was Kuwait higher than us.
Brady
Well, Kuwait's got a lot of dough. Kuwait has a ton of dough. I actually might think Kuwait's happier than us, too. But. But I'm. I'm looking at, like, Canada. I don't even know what Chechiya is. Lithuania, they just made.
John
Yeah, they made the top 20 this year.
Brady
So essentially, the way you have to look at this is people under the age of 30 would say they would. They would swim across a river to get into any of these countries. And I'm saying, my ass. Their Lithuanians want to be Americans more than Americans want to be Lithuanians. You're just a bunch of babies. 67.
Brett
How many know chechiya is?
Brady
I don't know what chechiya is.
Brett
Isn't that where they stole the EM50 back in stripes or what?
Brady
Let's check.
Brett
It's over there somewhere.
Brady
I think checha is, like, under Putin's control. There's no way.
John
It's a college town party. They party a lot.
Brady
They actually made it. So 67 places are happier to live. And I'm. I'm convinced it's because every time and again, it's been my theory for. For 30 years. And it maps out perfectly with this, is that without a dad in the house, moms do their job too well and create little tiny, coddled sissies. And it's because that's what moms are supposed to do. And you're doing a great job. Single moms. Of making pussies. And that's what you do. And dads come in and they knock it out of you. A dad's job is to come in there and go, all right, all right. Your mother loves you very much. Now walk it off.
Brett
Quit being a pussy.
Brady
Quit being a pussy.
John
But mom said.
Brady
I know your mother. She's a beautiful woman and she's doing all she can. Get up and walk this off. She's drunk.
Brett
She got back from Postinos.
Brady
Your mother is doing your job without a guy there. And it's men's fault. The single mother society is a man's fault for not getting involved in whacking the kids around.
John
What's wrong, son?
Brady
No, dad. No dad of mine. Al tells you would ever listen to a psych psychiatrist. I had to have gone absolutely off the deep end for my dad to have, you know, mood altering pills take care of me. He knew he was handling that. My mom, she'd have done it in a heartbeat. Oh, I can't watch him. I can't watch him hurt. She hated when I'd cry. I mean, she had occasional breakdowns, too, where she was the reason I was crying, because she's a wildcat knocking me all over the house. And usually it's because I did something stupid. Thinking back, they were never wrong. But if I was, I'm so suicidal. I've seen my kids or my friends. Kids play the depression to suicide card mighty fast. The bullying thing, they play that every time they hear something they don't like. My My Megan's brother's kid did that with me when I was playing pool with him. And he started to reach up and move the ball on the table. And I said, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hands off the table. You're not playing right now. Like, get your hands off the table. You're not currently playing the game. And that's as loud as I got. He ran to his dad. John's bullying me. I don't understand what I've done. And he comes to me and he goes, can I talk to you for a second? Like, yeah, he's bully. You're being bully to my son. They're learning about that in school right now. And I'm, like, bullying. He's touching the table. Yeah. But he doesn't know different. And that's why I taught him to get your hands off the goddamn table. Men are. Men are playing the game. Go. Go be a kid somewhere else. Yeah, but could you have done it in a different manner?
Brett
No.
Brady
No. You and I remember getting really kind of. And then the kid, later on comes over and we're fine again. He starts to try to punch me in the nuts because we're, like, wrestling around a little. And I said, no. I'm like, you pull that bullying thing again. And he did. I do it because I get my way. He actually said it out loud. He was eight. He'd figured out the bully mechanism. If I say I'm being bullied, my parents flip out.
John
And they did wonder how many pills he's chewing on right now.
Brady
Probably all of them.
Brett
Smart kid.
Brady
Yeah. And that's just what I. What I saw was a genius. I saw a little brilliant kid who goes, ow. I can work this to my advantage, which kids start doing, like, at age 3. They learn lying and they learn manipulation. And then it's a parent's job to get it out. Now we just pull them up, fill them up. Why? Why should they ever hear, no, it's.
Brett
Not a future in politics?
Brady
Yeah, exactly. That's the whole lot of 67 countries happier than us, according to that. From age 30 and lower. How depressed are you? You've got YouTube and Amazon and TikTok for now. I mean, come on, you babies. Never been easier to be alive. It. I'll say it over and over. It has never, ever, ever been easier to be alive. And parents need to start telling their kids that, rather than how sad and hard it is. It's so hard to be a kid these days. It has never been easier to be a kid, ever.
John
Richard Simmons the other day Just put out, said, hey, live every day to its fullest.
Brady
Yeah.
John
He's like. Because every day that you wake up, he starts off saying, you're getting closer to death.
Brady
Yeah, yeah.
John
But so appreciate each day. Blah, blah. That's his whole point. The reaction of the public, oh, my God, Richard Simmons is dying.
Brady
He's depressed, and he's gonna die. I used to end the show every day saying, you know, make sure that you appreciate today because you might die. Yeah. And I would joke about it, and people started getting like, really? People? When the show started, they got it, and midway through, like, I don't really care. I don't. I don't think that's a good idea to tell people they're gonna die. I better take a pill. You have again, look at your kid today and say, I don't want to hear your depression. It has never been easier to be alive. Not saying that I had to walk uphill both ways in snow, but if I had Amazon delivery and an iPhone in my hand, I'd have been a lot happier as a kid. If I had porn in my hand as a teenage boy, you'd have to pry the smile off my face with the surgery. I had to search out. Does anybody understand that? They used to search out how to beat off. And that was easier for my generation than it was for my dad's, who just had lingerie ads in black and white in the newspaper that my dad would whack off to.
Brett
I mean, he had to go dig through dad's magazines to find the issue of Playboy hiding in there. So did I. I got it on an iPhone.
Brady
But we had. We. Then we invented the vhs. And soon after that, it was. It was the original masturbating machine. It was incredible advancements.
John
It's advancements in the pause button.
Brady
Oh, yeah. The only. Only reason that the pause button made it to where we got to clear that up was for jerking off. It was never so you could pause the Flamingo Kid for a few seconds to get a drink. Well, it better be clear. If it was just a movie, you didn't care if it was all. It had to be clean. I used to jerk off to Scrambled Porn because we didn't have any of the movie channels on tv. You wait, and you'd see all those wobbly green bodies like, there's a boob, and you'd try to tug to that. And. And by the way, when I was a kid, it was the easiest time up to that point to be alive. Every day we're on this Planet in the United States. It's easier to be alive than it was yesterday for your dad to come home.
John
Like, really? You haven't done the grass yet?
Brady
No, I'll do it later. Get out the beaten off to the scrambled porn while you're not home. Because we only have one television and it's in the main room. You know how hard it is to find time to tug this thing. You guys are always around, still happy, still figured it out. Easier now than ever before. I can't tolerate people complaining about. It's just so hard for the kids with the music, so much stress, the bullying. No, it isn't that hard. It's easier than ever. I watched the show Shoresy on Hulu because I like Letterkenny and it's kind of a kickoff of that. And I love Jersey. And last night I was watching and I'm like, I'm getting one of the jerseys because it's a hockey thing and I like the sweaters. And literally, Brady, two and a half minutes later, I was double clicking the right side of my phone to buy now. It was done. I was done. I never moved. I didn't move from I want that to I've got. It was two minutes of golly, I want that. That. My decision was right now. I went on the phone, Shore Z merchandise, all of it came up. Click that one large buy now. It's on the way. It'll be here Thursday. You know when that is? Tomorrow. I've never been round one. I have never, ever, ever felt joy more than that. Yeah, I'll get more and whenever I feel like it. It's such a hard time to be alive. Holmberg's morning sickness. Whoa, whoa, whoa. John got an email from Ethan. What happened to the liberal Jew cuck opinion? You're sounding very right wing. But you're a Jew cuck. No, I am not. And I'm also not right wing. I'm not Qanon or a Jew. I'm not Juanon. Maybe I am kind of Jewanon. I'm somewhere in the middle. This is more and more of these single moms are raising such pussies. It turns these dudes into chicks with dicks when they just want to cut them all. Yeah. Wow, it's so hard. You've told your kids that they're unsure of their identity. Just tell them to knock it off. Look at your phone. Have a tug. It's impossible to be unhappy after a tug. Have a tug with your porn machine that we built for you with more. It has all of human history and then some in your hand. You're smarter, you're more aware, you're more knowledgeable than any other generation ever. And all you do is complain. 67th happiest country on the shut the up. We have Marvel movies that make billions of dollars. They're not even good. That's what's unhappy is like, you spend money on that stuff, find joy in your own world. 67. And then people 55 and older like, this place is great because we appreciate. I'm not even 55 yet. My, my group wasn't even represented. We appreciate the living crap. But how easy everything is. That's so easy. It's not though. What about bullying? Get over it. Oh, those words don't work. This study proves they do. Because 55 and over, that was the last generation to get over it. The new ones are let's coddle it, let's talk about it. Your mental health hat. Bill Maher did a thing on Friday about mental health. Not everybody's got it. I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety. I know I've got it. I know I do. I had the option of pills and stuff and I'm like, nah, I can deal with this. I was just kind of through my own, you know, self inflicted wounds, put myself in situations that were just like, oh. And then I got sad and miserable and anxious and get over it. You fight through doing dumb stuff and making terrible decisions and bouncing all over like, ah, crap. And now I've got this and I got pressures that I don't want. Ah, we all feel it. You give me a pill to make it go away. I've solved nothing. I've just made myself feel better temporarily. But my kid has adhd. So do. I would have been diagnosed with that for sure. I'm on the spectrum. I've done all the tests. I'm on the spectrum. I have ADHD as an adult, which I didn't realize is a thing. They have ADHD and then adult adhd, which is just. You're just, you're just a scatterbrained asshole. That's essentially what I've been diagnosed with. You're kind of an asshole who's got a lot on his mind. I'm like, yeah, you want a pill for that? Nah, I'll figure it out.
John
You're going through a timeshare, presentation of pills. Oh, yeah, you're just trying to find pills for you.
Brady
Yeah, well, that's why I like Katrina. I was going to her for one. She's like, I'm not putting you on anything. You'll be fine. You'll make it. You just gotta. You just gotta accept what's going on and kind of trudge through the mud. Everybody. Everybody. And her advice was the best I've ever gotten. She goes, you know what you made a big bed of, now you gotta sit in it for a little bit. But you know it's gonna be great when you're not in it anymore. And you'll really go, wow, you'll be proud of yourself.
Brett
Man up and get the hell out of here.
Brady
And it's kind of what she said. So you're. Suck it up. Like, man, she's right. We all go through periods of time where we inflict our own wounds or somebody does something to us we don't like or whatever. Phil's just masking. And that. That thing last night when I'm watching the news was proof of it, absolute proof of it, that there's an entire generation that thinks 67 countries are better than this one. I can't name 67 countries, but I know I can't name 67 better than this. If you gave me a list of a hundred, I'd be like, we're top five. I don't wanna live in Finland or Sweden or anything else. It's too cold. There's no way I would wanna live in that igloo hut. Mess up there for eight months. And then sometimes the sun doesn't show up. That sounds awful. And they've managed to stay happy or they fudged the test. They're all in cahoots going, hey, when that. When the test comes around to just act like you're a happy answer. All the bees.
John
You survive one winter. That's how happy you are.
Brady
They're just happy when the sun's out.
John
Yeah.
Brady
Raising a whole load of them. It's just so hard. This is an unhappy country. Oh, my God. And you think it would be the old people. The old ones are all mad at everything. Politics and their wives and their lives probably didn't work out the way. And I still think it's a top tenner. I'm not going to say we're number one because, you know. But the big. The big thing on the study was that those countries that were top the five, the top five all pay for everything. Governments pay for everything. That's. Then that's what really the news.
John
So they're not in very many wars.
Brady
Right. Nobody's paying attention to them. They're kind of in the corner.
John
No one.
Brady
They look good they got enough money because they kind of play. They. They play nice with the big boys. They're the middle class, but they also. Their government pays for their health, their college, their. All this stuff. And that's what the generation under 30 wants this place to do. Why can't they pay for it? Maybe someday they will, but they're currently not doing it. And by the way, also, if you go to school here in the States, it's going to be a lot more impressive than somebody who rolls over here with a degree from Stockholm University. Maybe. You know, I'm probably going to hire somebody from ASU over somebody from a small school in Sweden. So they paid for it. Good for you. You also pay 70% in taxes and all that other stuff. But it's all for the. Great. They're good. All right. I prefer Amazon and beating off of my phone. I know you got that too. But ours has got to be better than yours. Their Sweden. Amazon can't be as good as our Amazon.
John
Everyone's got the. You know, there's 20 types of furniture you can get from Copenhagen, right?
Brady
Right. Why would I want that?
John
Everyone's got one.
Brady
It's not 1988 anymore. I don't need Copenhagen furniture now. I go to Pat McMahon's house if I want to see Copenhagen furniture. And this is the collection from the Clinton administration, the Flugen Hargel Douglas. Oh, great. It looks great, Pat. Or probably did 35 years ago. Great job. It's too heavy to move. I know, Pat. It's too big. Furniture's too heavy to get out of here. We can't.
Dick Toledo
Remember.
Brady
I can't do it. I can't remodel my home. The furniture's too heavy. Babies. Yeah. Give your kid a whack.
Brett
All of them.
Brady
Say it all the time, Brady, today, I know you've never done it. It would behoove her greatly to just walk up to Kirby and smack her in the back of the head and go, you know how easy it is for you.
John
She knows it.
Brady
She's got a car. Does she know it? She's got a car in the driveway.
John
There's not much stress in her life.
Brady
I wouldn't think so, no. Because she's never heard. No.
John
But she also knows she can. You know, I tell her, do whatever she wants.
Brady
You can.
John
No matter what's thrown your way, you get over it. You can survive it.
Brady
But.
John
Yeah, but you can deal with if.
Brady
She gets a boss. That's like those kids that are complaining about that dude on Nickelodeon. They were kids Making a couple hundred grand a year doing a Nickelodeon show. And their boss was a jerk. We've all had a jerk boss before. And now 20 years later, because they're so brave, they're talking about how mentally tough it was. Well, you were. First of all, you were a kid working. That shouldn't happen. Your parents were. You're not supposed to work as a kid like that. But you were also getting compensated pretty good.
John
Kirby, get in there and give Dan a massage.
Brady
Had a dickhead boss who may or may not. He wants a shoulder rub and what massage? When we think massage, we're thinking happy endings of this dude was just making the kids rub his arms. It's a big whoop. I remember there was a girl named Sharla in sixth grade that walked up to our teacher, Ron Rogers, who was tad tightly wound and rubbed his shoulders and said, you need to loosen up. Just jokingly. And the class laughed. And he goes, hey, that feels pretty good. And we're like, oh, she's fixing him. We didn't care how. Just make that guy calm down. This is. Drives me nuts, these people. I got to get on this again. I got to start. I'm doing this all over again. God damn it. It keeps happening. Does somebody take pride in this goddamn country and not make it some sort of political crazy person? Can we have someone outside of the Shaman storming the Capitol or QAnon walk around with an American flag and not look nuts? Drives me nuts. All these people talk about how terrible the US or other places, and they have that right. But go overseas and see what it's like somewhere else. Because you probably have never left this country that you're complaining about. That's really true. Most of the people that are bitching and whining about how great it is on the other side haven't been there or they studied overseas.
John
And on both sides, I mean, you know, from what we know, we think that it's just a frozen tundra.
Brady
No, I don't think it's a frozen tundra, but I know it's better than here because you know why? Nobody's swimming there. If you gave those people. Nobody in Sweden makes it as a pop star and then goes, that's it for me. They go, nope, now I'm going to America. That's the end goal of all. Kind of like success. The US of A. I studied abroad in Barcelona and I discovered, yeah, your parents paid for a three month vacation for you to go to school in Barcelona. You came back an expert on the world zero Responsibilities, zero. Bills to pay, zero. Of course, Barcelona seems better. Of course it does. It was a free trip. You give me a free trip to the Ukraine and I'm gonna make the most of it. Gonna find out that. Wait a minute. Wow. I'm learning a lot. This place doesn't seem so bad. I wasn't bombed once. That's gonna be the uptick. 67. You got a 30 year old kid or younger, go hit him today. Just walk right up and punch him in the nose.
John
And you know, when I hear these things, this is the most popular survey. But they started doing it 15 years ago or something like that. And you know, it is the one survey. And now it's. It's like the Bible.
Brady
Well, I mean, it's a. Studies get thrown around and then perceptions become reality.
John
Being in the business of knowing, you know, when you have all these surveys, I always like, okay, who's behind this?
Brady
Sure, who's behind it? But perception being reality, it stops mattering who's behind all the news you see on Fox. Who's behind all.
John
Yeah, and I don't necessarily disagree with, I mean, like, okay, yeah, it seems like, you know, the, the happiest ones.
Brady
Seem like the simplest, you know, and this is going to sound very Sean Hannity, but the happiest ones are the places that haven't abandoned the family. Yeah, that's a very true thing. So there's dads in place in a lot of spots. You know, they don't have divorce rates through the roof. They don't abandon each other. Like, you know, they have kids who have, you know, parents present.
John
The keeping up with the Joneses factor is probably a little lower. Everyone always has them.
Brady
And we're not talking about poor nations. Poor nations are not on the list. But I mean, come on, this place ain't so bad. Everybody wants to talk about the border and the economy. Look around. Amazon porn in your hand. Have you been to a movie theater? They show the worst things in the world on those screens. And it's still awesome to be there because you've got a big recliner chair, you've got servers, you got food coming at you. But what's on the screen sucks. And we'll still pay 25 bucks to go see it because it's like, this is a pretty cool experience. I haven't seen a good movie in 10 years. Like a really good one.
John
Put manimal back up right?
Brady
Give me some Rob Schneider. We'll go up there. That's how happy they are in Denmark. That seems fun. It's out of control now.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - MONDAY - March 10, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, Dick Toledo
Release Date: March 10, 2025
In this standout episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness on 98 KUPD, host John Holmberg, alongside co-hosts Brady Bogen, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delve into the findings of the Annual Happiest Country Survey, highlighting Finland's top position once again. The conversation navigates through generational perceptions of happiness, societal changes, mental health issues, and critiques of modern parenting and lifestyle. The episode is marked by spirited debates, sharp humor, and candid opinions, offering listeners a provocative take on what truly makes a country or its citizens happy.
Key Discussion Points:
Notable Quotes:
Insights: Brady initiates the discussion by referencing a recent news segment about Finland topping the happiest countries survey. He expresses confusion and frustration over the United States' low ranking, especially among those under 30, who placed the U.S. at 67th globally. This stark contrast sets the tone for a broader conversation about generational differences in happiness and societal well-being.
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Notable Quotes:
Insights: Brady contrasts the resilience of older generations with the perceived fragility of younger individuals, attributing this to differences in upbringing. He argues that past generations developed coping mechanisms without reliance on medication, leading to greater overall happiness and resilience. The discussion touches on the societal shift towards addressing mental health openly but criticizes the reliance on pharmaceuticals instead of fostering self-reliance.
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Insights: A contentious portion of the episode focuses on the effects of single parenthood, particularly single mothers, on the upbringing of children. Brady controversially suggests that the lack of paternal discipline contributes to the diminished resilience and increased dependency seen in younger generations. This segment underscores a broader critique of modern parenting practices and societal support structures.
Key Discussion Points:
Notable Quotes:
Insights: The conversation delves into the prevalence of mental health diagnoses like depression, anxiety, and ADHD among younger individuals. Brady expresses skepticism about the effectiveness of psychiatric medications, advocating instead for personal coping strategies. He shares personal experiences to highlight his belief that reliance on medication is a short-term fix that fails to address underlying resilience issues.
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Insights: Brady criticizes the modern landscape of entertainment and consumerism, suggesting that the ease of access to content and goods leads to superficial happiness. He contrasts this with past eras where obtaining entertainment required more effort, implying that the current ease contributes to a lack of depth in personal satisfaction and happiness.
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Notable Quotes:
Insights: The hosts discuss how national pride and societal structures influence happiness rankings. They argue that countries with strong familial bonds and comprehensive government support systems, like Finland and other Nordic countries, naturally score higher in happiness surveys. Conversely, they criticize Americans for their tendency to complain about domestic issues without appreciating the relative benefits of living in the U.S.
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Insights: In wrapping up, the hosts reiterate their belief that personal responsibility and resilience are paramount to happiness. They emphasize that while societal support systems are beneficial, fostering individual coping mechanisms remains essential. The episode concludes with a call to action for listeners to develop stronger personal resilience and to appreciate the opportunities available in their own country.
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a provocative exploration of happiness across generations and nations. Through spirited debate, the hosts challenge prevailing narratives about mental health, parenting, and societal well-being, advocating for a return to resilience and personal accountability. Whether one agrees with their viewpoints or not, the conversation provides a thought-provoking lens on the factors influencing happiness in today's complex world.