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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - MONDAY - March 10, 2025 - PART TWO - Woman Says Ghost Followed Her Home - March 2024
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Dick Toledo
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Check them out online. MMP Guns.com Anyway, we've all gone nuts. But if you're dating a ghost right now and you're listening to the show, normally don't like to say this to people who listen to the show. I like to respect the listener. But go off somewhere else. Don't be here anymore if you I don't want you around. It's like Jim Crosses here. Yeah. Yeah. Jim Cross is standing outside your house, standing outside this nutty bitch's house and says she's dating a ghost. And KTR would like to say, go, get off her. Get off our airways. Yeah. If you're currently in ghostland or you're like, I meet a go, I talk to a ghost every day. Stop it and just get off our porch. We don't. So there's 48 other stations in the city. Don't leave us be. Go date your ghost somewhere else and listen to Big 94. 5 or whatever the hell they're doing over. They play clean all the time. They're gonna love it. They got Nico. I think that guy's name's Nico. He's very nice. Go. Go crazy. Every 10 songs. Queen. Oh, 10. That would be like a record if they, if they managed to get to 10th song without playing Queen Station's Horrible. They ruined Cool 94.5. And as a guy in radio for a quarter of a Century. I look at Phoenix Radio a little bit like it's kind of been a baby to me. I've hated all of it because I've competed against it. But I recognize game changing cool into whatever they changed it into was an absolute travesty. Idiots of radio suits that take away nostalgia and heritage in one felt swoop and then play queen 45 times an hour. Doesn't make any sense. But let them ruin it. They don't show up in the ratings for a reason because those guys are dumb. Whoever's running that place shouldn't have a job anymore. But I'm sure he'll get promoted anyway. 7:15. He's probably dating a ghost too. And again. Yeah, that's a concert. I want to do liners with David Lee. 98K, you, pities, helmets, morning sickness. If you're dating a ghost, go yourself. Well, that's not right. Rupert and I are leaving. Rupert doesn't count in the ratings. So go on, get out of here. We're number one with ghosts. Can you imagine how crazy it would be if I said that? Yeah, Maybe that's what Big 94. 5's doing. Well, we don't do very well with the living. But our writings say that we're number one with ghosts. Abraham Lincoln got a meter and he's been listening every day. It's been pretty great. Listen to the spirits. You ghost call up right now or just show up, you can do whatever you want. Just pop in here and get two tickets to ELO in October. Well, you don't need tickets. You're a ghost. Slimer's gonna be out in the van. Go to the show. No. No nuclear powered weapons here. Ghosts. You're safe. Not like that. Kupd. Yeah, we're getting rid of your ghosts. Stay tuned for Casper. He's up next. Fat nut bag. I'm dating a ghost. See ya. Where'd you go? I'm leaving. You're crazy. The drive home with the swaths. Yeah. And here we're gonna play a little unchained melody again to remind you that the swaz is outside your door just waiting to come in and make pots. Don't you love pots? I do. Nobody here on earth will talk to me. So I gotta rely on ghosts to be my friend. That used to be called crazy. I thought of this. You don't think that, like, there's ghosts that were real funny when they were here. That would be like when Brady ordered pizzas for that dead girl. Like a frat of ghosts. If Brady and I were in heaven together. And I'm like, hey, Brady and Brett's still alive. Like, let's say Brady and I are killed in a terrible car accident today. And we're like, a couple days from now, we're ghosts. And I'm like, well, this is rough, right? Evidently. You just keep hanging around your work mates and stuff. And then Brett's walking around town and, oh, I can't believe it. I don't know what to do. I'm like, watch this. Brady and I just start jerking Brett off. And he's standing there talking to, like, trip, Trip. And we go. I swear, Holmberg just jerked me off. You guys like, ah, get him out of here. He's crazy. He's a sex offender. We'd be laughing like. We'd be ghost laughing all the way. Like, I'd be doing it to presidents and, you know, another. Oh. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, that jokester ghost just jerked me off again in public. You don't think there'd be funny ghosts doing that? Changing out his pasta to Ragu. How often would Brady come. Oh, kill myself in the middle of the night. Changing labels. Brett's asleep. What? That sounds like the fridge just opened. Brady, come on. We're swapping out all that mama's juice. Delicious. Ragu. He swapped it out. We're funny ghost. Funny ghost would be fingering you constantly and jerking you off. This would be a movie. Yeah. I'd be blowing breath every day. Why would you guys be wasting time at Mary's house? We got all the time in the world. I'd be over at Dua's house. You're just laying down on the couch just like, oh, my thighs. Like, what's going on? I don't know. Don't worry about it. Ever since Omberg died, I get these blowjusts out of thin air. I'd be. I'd be doing. I'd be making your life a nightmare. Everywhere you go. That's important. I'd be jerking you off. Then you'd have to, like, start hitting your own nobody. What are you doing? Trying to buy a car out of here. Collecting books for everyone. And then on Sundays, common lamb of God. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, congregation. Goddamn ghost. I'd have to go to Father Dale's church after that. Great, thanks. There'd be funny ghosts just beating us off like crazy. Damn it, Ghost. It was a ghost. It was a ghost. I swear to God. I just got a wreck for no reason and started buying this story about that girl. Exactly. If you are like damn mean, like, okay, then why isn't that happening? Because I know for a fact I'd be a funny ghost. I'd be jerking everybody off. Apparently Rupert damn funny ghost is here again. Look, honey, we need to talk. I don't think I love. Oh, oh, oh, you do love me. No, no, no. I swear that was a goddamn funny ghost. You just had a. Are you all right? Yeah, pretty sure. I get blown by ghosts and women and we'd never. They'd have like a rule to never do it to women. So it was just dudes trying to explain them to them. Just standing in line at Subway, just smashing their penis. Stop it. Stop it. This guy's going crazy. It would be awesome. That'd be a funny ghost for sure. Who's with me? I'm in. Even Brady would do it. Brady, meet Jesus and welcome. Brady. What. What is your first plan to do as you're part of the spiritual world? I'm gonna go down and beat Brett off for a minute. Can I have five minutes alone with Brett? Yes, my son. That's the whole purpose of this. What would you like to do? If you have one thing to do today, what would it be? Come on, Go beat Brett off. Go get him, G. Brady. Uhuh. Lamb of God. They get that Vishnu involved, I'd start rooting for that to be a God and get that eight armed beast out there just taking care of a movie row. Ghosts aren't real. Madness would take a turn. Oh my gosh. Right in the middle. He goes up for the final shot. Oh, he just threw it into the front row for no reason and ejaculated on the floor. Kentucky's out. Maybe that's what happened last night. The ghosts were just fondling Kentucky's balls and Oakland was knocking down every shot. Ghosts. You're idiots. Yeah. All you ghost believers that have contact. Yeah. You're gone. Go away. Big 94.5. Go over there. I don't have time for you. I don't have time for lunacy. I got enough going on Arizona. It's out of control now.