Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - THURSDAY

Release Date: January 2, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Station: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Introduction

In the "BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - THURSDAY" episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness airing on January 2, 2025, host John Holmberg, along with his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delivers a comedic yet thought-provoking compilation of memorable segments. This episode navigates through a variety of topics, including unusual societal behaviors, debunking myths, and humorous anecdotes, all while engaging and entertaining the Arizona audience.

Main News Segments

1. Dogging Debate

The episode kicks off with an unconventional discussion on "dogging," a term referring to the act of spying on couples engaging in public sexual activities. Kurt introduces the topic with intrigue:

Kurt [01:26]: "And it's not from the Japanese. This perversion comes from the Philippines. Filthy lines. It's called dogging."

Eric adds a lighthearted comparison to their own terminology:

Eric [01:46]: "Oh, you're giving a visual check. See, we called it the VC because we're the Vietcong. We're sneaking up out of the trees."

The hosts delve into the origins and social implications of dogging, contrasting it with similar behaviors and exploring its cultural footprint in England and beyond.

2. Running of the Bulls: Mexico vs. Spain

Transitioning from public spectacles, the hosts examine the infamous "Running of the Bulls" event, particularly a chaotic incident in San Miguel, Mexico:

Kurt [02:50]: "Things got a little out of control in the streets of San Miguel. 47 people were gored, so it's a little worse."

Eric questions the severity compared to Spain's long-standing tradition:

Eric [03:46]: "That's not much of a fetish."

The conversation highlights the dangers of altering traditional events for modern twists, emphasizing safety and authenticity over spectacle.

3. Dueling Laws in Mount Clemens, Michigan

Shifting gears, the podcast covers a peculiar legal case involving cousins prosecuted under an antiquated anti-dueling law:

Kurt [04:21]: "In Mount Clemens, Michigan, two cousins who got in a knife fight are both being prosecuted under 159-year-old anti-dueling law."

Eric humorously summarizes the predicament:

Eric [04:48]: "So I challenge you to a duel. I'm guilty."

This segment underscores the absurdity of outdated laws in contemporary society, blending legal discussion with comedic banter.

4. Crack Dealer "Little Willie" Incident

A darker turn ensues as the hosts recount a bizarre encounter involving a crack dealer known as "Little Willie":

Kurt [05:28]: "Little Willie told Anthony he'd give him some crap crack, not crap, if he could use lighter fluid to set him on fire."

Eric expresses confusion and disbelief:

Eric [06:26]: "Why did Little Willie light him on fire? I'm not understanding well enough fire that."

The story highlights the dangers of drug-related dealings and the extreme measures individuals may take in desperation.

5. The Strip Club Lie

In a humorous yet cautionary tale, the hosts discuss Douglas Kelly's attempt to cover up his visit to a strip club to appease his pregnant girlfriend:

Kurt [07:35]: "Douglas told his girlfriend that he had gone from... to being forced into the trunk of his Cadillac."

Eric critiques the moral implications:

Eric [09:07]: "Yeah, but a wrath of a pregnant woman is worth a falsified police report and pretend kidnapping rather than just saying I'm sorry."

This segment explores themes of deception, relationship dynamics, and the consequences of dishonesty.

6. "On Time" Car Payment Device

Addressing consumer tech, the podcast examines a device named "On Time" installed in vehicles to enforce timely loan payments by disabling the car if payments are missed:

Kurt [10:40]: "They hit the chip and it just shuts your car down."

Eric reacts with frustration:

Eric [11:05]: "How far behind do you have to be?"

The discussion raises questions about consumer rights, privacy, and the ethical implications of such restrictive technologies.

Quicksand Debate

One of the standout segments of the episode is the Quicksand Debate, where Kurt and Eric engage in a spirited discussion debunking the Hollywood myth that quicksand can swallow a person entirely, leading to drowning.

Debunking Quicksand Myths

Kurt introduces scientific insights from the University of Amsterdam, challenging popular misconceptions:

Kurt [12:45]: "They're putting the word out. Hollywood movies are not an accurate reflection of real life. Yes, it's impossible for you to get sucked into and drown in quicksand."

Eric expresses skepticism and seeks personal anecdotes:

Eric [13:18]: "Have you ever known anybody that's been near quicksand?"

The hosts explain the composition of quicksand and the mechanics of buoyancy within it, emphasizing that while struggling can lead to sinking, complete submersion is highly unlikely.

Grand Canyon Blind Tour Rant

The debate takes a humorous turn as Eric shares a rant about a misguided tour for blind individuals at the Grand Canyon:

Eric [23:27]: "It's all visual. The Grand Canyon isn't a sensory thing. It's visual."

Kurt and Eric mock the idea of blind tourists experiencing a primarily visual landmark, using exaggerated scenarios for comedic effect.

Eric [26:13]: "98 KUPD. If you're blind, stay home."

This lighthearted criticism serves as both humor and social commentary on accessibility and the sensory experiences of different individuals.

Conclusion

The "BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - THURSDAY" episode masterfully blends humor with insightful discussions on a wide array of topics. From the peculiarities of human behavior and outdated laws to debunking myths and contemplating technological intrusions, John Holmberg and his co-hosts deliver content that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Notably, their ability to weave humor into serious subjects makes the episode engaging for listeners new and old alike.

Notable Quotes

• Kurt [01:26]: "And it's not from the Japanese. This perversion comes from the Philippines. Filthy lines. It's called dogging."
• Eric [01:46]: "Oh, you're giving a visual check. See, we called it the VC because we're the Vietcong. We're sneaking up out of the trees."
• Kurt [02:50]: "Things got a little out of control in the streets of San Miguel. 47 people were gored, so it's a little worse."
• Eric [04:48]: "So I challenge you to a duel. I'm guilty."
• Eric [06:26]: "Why did Little Willie light him on fire? I'm not understanding well enough fire that."
• Eric [09:07]: "Yeah, but a wrath of a pregnant woman is worth a falsified police report and pretend kidnapping rather than just saying I'm sorry."
• Eric [11:05]: "How far behind do you have to be?"
• Kurt [12:45]: "They're putting the word out. Hollywood movies are not an accurate reflection of real life. Yes, it's impossible for you to get sucked into and drown in quicksand."
• Eric [26:13]: "98 KUPD. If you're blind, stay home."

These quotes encapsulate the hosts' humorous take on serious topics, showcasing their unique blend of comedy and commentary.