BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - THURSDAY - January 2, 2025 - Know Your TV Themes - w/Frank Caliendo As GW Bush - July 2005

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - THURSDAY - January 2, 2025 Episode Title: Know Your TV Themes - w/Frank Caliendo As GW Bush - July 2005
Release Date: January 2, 2025
Host: Jon Holmberg
Co-Host: Dick Toledo
Guest: Frank Caliendo (impersonating George W. Bush)

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Introduction

In this standout episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness ("HMS"), host Jon Holmberg teams up with co-host Dick Toledo to deliver a memorable blend of humor, impersonations, and interactive segments. The episode titled "Know Your TV Themes" features a special appearance by comedian Frank Caliendo, who dons the persona of former President George W. Bush, adding an extra layer of comedic flair.

Comedy and Impressions

Early in the episode, Jon Holmberg sets the comedic tone by promoting local improv shows, showcasing talents like Paul Versey, Beth Stelling, Sarah Weinschenk, and Joe DeRosa. This segment (00:00–00:28) establishes the show's commitment to local entertainment, seamlessly transitioning into the dynamic interplay between Holmberg and Toledo.

Jon Holmberg (00:00):
"Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday, and Sunday."

Dick Toledo steps in with a promotional segment for the Core Institute (00:28–01:06), which Holmberg humorously intersects with mentions of Frank Caliendo's upcoming performances, injecting personal anecdotes and playful jabs.

Dick Toledo (00:28):
"One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold."

Impersonation Skits and Banter

A significant portion of the episode revolves around Holmberg's impersonation of George W. Bush, with Toledo facilitating and reacting to the antics. Their chemistry shines as they exchange witty remarks and engage in humorous dialogues, often blurring the lines between reality and parody.

Jon Holmberg (01:06):
"It's John Holberg here for the amazing people at the Core Institute..."
(Switching to GW Bush persona)
"You sons of bitches." (01:28)

Dick Toledo (02:10):
"It's kind of Robin Osborne."

Jon Holmberg (02:20):
"That's the key to the Robin Williams right there."

Their exchanges are peppered with pop culture references and playful insults, maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining atmosphere.

Interactive Listener Segments

The episode features interactive segments where listeners participate in guessing TV theme songs performed by Holmberg in his GW Bush impersonation. This game not only engages the audience but also highlights Holmberg's versatility in voice acting and comedic timing.

Dick Toledo (06:19):
"Josh, say hello to the President of the United States and wish him a happy birthday. How's it going, G.W.?"
Jon Holmberg (06:19):
"Hey, Josh. Your name is a verb."
(Proceeds to perform a TV theme song)

Listeners like Josh and David join in, attempting to guess the themes based on Holmberg's renditions, leading to humorous successes and playful failures.

Jon Holmberg (07:08):
"Charles in Charge is correct." (07:16)

Jon Holmberg (14:55):
"Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down..."
(Attempting to perform "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air")

Pop Culture References and Humor

Holmberg and Toledo sprinkle the conversation with numerous TV show references, often twisting them for comedic effect. Their ability to riff on familiar themes keeps the content relatable and amusing.

Jon Holmberg (05:11):
"That's the one with the kitchen in hell. Yeah, that's it. Who's making my pancakes? The devil. Those are some devil cakes."

Dick Toledo (09:25):
"Clinton and Bush as Statler and Waldorf. That's solid."
(Referencing the Muppets)

Their humor occasionally delves into satirical commentary, such as mocking political figures and societal norms, all delivered with a comedic twist.

Birthday Celebration and Final Gigs

Towards the episode's end, Holmberg celebrates his own birthday, adding a personal touch to the show. He humorously discusses his wishes and navigates through more impersonations and listener interactions, maintaining the episode's lively pace.

Jon Holmberg (16:27):
"Yeah, I'm gonna make a birthday wish."
Dick Toledo (16:32):
"Are you wishing for a third term?"
Jon Holmberg (16:32):
"Yeah. Some constitutional."

The episode concludes with Holmberg and Toledo reflecting on their comedic journey, leaving listeners with smiles and a sense of camaraderie.

Notable Quotes with Speaker Attribution and Timestamps

• Jon Holmberg (02:31):
  "Let's forget that one is sitting in that chair."

• Dick Toledo (06:37):
  "Are you ready to play?"

• Jon Holmberg (07:54):
  "Yo, Adrian."

• Dick Toledo (09:45):
  "Arizona's most powerful rock radio station."

• Jon Holmberg (16:34):
  "Because then it won't come true."

Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness exemplifies the show's blend of humor, impersonations, and audience interaction. Jon Holmberg and Dick Toledo's seamless teamwork, coupled with Frank Caliendo's memorable GW Bush portrayal, create an engaging and entertaining experience. Whether discussing local improv shows or diving into TV theme songs, the hosts maintain a lively and inviting atmosphere, making it a standout episode for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.

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Transcript

[Jon Holmberg]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week. Get out to the Tempe Improv on the east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. The Desert Ridge Improv up North features Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa on Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday, and Sunday for the complete lineups. And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com.

[Dick Toledo]

And tempeimprov.com it's John Holberg here for the amazing people at the Core Institute, life can throw you a curveball now and again. One day you're trucking along, feeling great. Next day your dog smashes into your head and knocks you cold. Or like a KUPD listener told me this week, his dog did a sprint across the backyard directly into the side of his wife's leg and blew her knee up. She needed that need to get fixed and fixed, right? Two years later, she's running like she used to again. And it's all thanks to the Core Institute. I went through it, too. And you can get rid of your pain and start saying, yes, I can to all the things you want to do.

[Jon Holmberg]

And.

[Dick Toledo]

And all you have to do is trust the experts at the Core Institute head there right now. The Core Institute.com there's more of the.

[Jon Holmberg]

Best of Homburg's morning sickness. 98 KUPD. You're listening to the Best of Homurg's Morning Sickness and you might have heard a little bit of me, Frank Caliendo there, who, by the way, just happens to be at the Desert Ridge improv January 31st and February 1st. Desertridgeimprov.com or something. You sons of bitches.

[Dick Toledo]

Now back to the Best of Homburg's Morning Sickness.

[Jon Holmberg]

When we come back, just make sure that you plug the improv for me.

[Dick Toledo]

That's right.

[Jon Holmberg]

I am tired of this. You guys are just ignoring the fact that I'm here in town and this is just a bunch of bull crap. You're right. You're right. We've dropped them. Tell me when we're back.

[Dick Toledo]

John, we're back where we've been on for a while. A little bit. Yeah, we're good. Who could maybe. Well, you said you were gonna. You're gonna plug as someone else every time.

[Jon Holmberg]

What?

[Dick Toledo]

So now plug yourself as like, let's say, Jimmy Stewart, Robin Williams, though.

[Jon Holmberg]

That's Audio from Madden on the toilet. Hit the target.

[Dick Toledo]

It's kind of Robin Osborne.

[Jon Holmberg]

Put sauce on him. That's.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the key to the Robin Williams right there.

[Jon Holmberg]

That's. Robin is our. Is our money. Go slow.

[Dick Toledo]

You have to go very slow. I like when he gets. I think you do that. You do better than anybody. His acceptance speech voice, you know, I try.

[Jon Holmberg]

You know what I'm saying? I just go out there, I grow a beard. I get serious from saying Bradford. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mork. Okay. Bring it up a notch. All right. There it is. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

Are you. Are you ready to bring a president here? Are you?

[Jon Holmberg]

I'm here, guys.

[Dick Toledo]

I knew he'd be here. Let's get his music going, for God's sake.

[Jon Holmberg]

10P impromp.com Buy your tickets now, cuz you're going really fast. Because I say this so much on the radio today. Sir, you can't get. Come on, plan more song to sing.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, you got a lot of words.

[Jon Holmberg]

809-219-9877. Circle head. That number again is 489-219-9877.

[Dick Toledo]

Got bad news, President.

[Jon Holmberg]

What?

[Dick Toledo]

This is on a loop, so you know it's gonna.

[Jon Holmberg]

Here we go again. I can say it all day on the loop, whatever that is.

[Dick Toledo]

Happy birthday. First of all, thanks, guys. Congratulations for making it 59. 59 today.

[Jon Holmberg]

That's a. It's pretty good. It's like two less than 61.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, yeah.

[Jon Holmberg]

Sylvester Sloan are both 59. Sly's here.

[Dick Toledo]

I brought him. Did you bring him?

[Jon Holmberg]

Come on in, Sly.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, great. I guess. What's going on over there? How you doing? Hey, how you doing?

[Jon Holmberg]

Say yo, Adrian.

[Dick Toledo]

Yo. I can't say that.

[Jon Holmberg]

And Also, Sly, you're 59. W, you're 59. And Fred Dreyer is 59. Television, too. Where's DeeDee McCarry? Hello.

[Dick Toledo]

Hello. You may remember me from Hunter.

[Jon Holmberg]

Who's that? British guy?

[Dick Toledo]

Lady Hunter, sir.

[Jon Holmberg]

Television's Hunter. Fred Driver. Hello.

[Dick Toledo]

I just go to Dame Edna when I don't have one. Hello.

[Jon Holmberg]

Hello. How are you, little puppet?

[Dick Toledo]

Let's go. We get a little line, sir, and you're going to sing songs to people. And if they guess what they are, they're going to win Brady's big fat prize pack.

[Jon Holmberg]

I am?

[Dick Toledo]

I think you are.

[Jon Holmberg]

That's correct.

[Dick Toledo]

Because you're like a TV junkie. A lot of people don't know.

[Jon Holmberg]

I do. I watch a lot of television.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, because that's how you stay up on tournament.

[Jon Holmberg]

In Spanish, they call it television.

[Dick Toledo]

You speak Spanish.

[Jon Holmberg]

I forgot about that espanolish. Do you watch Hell's Kitchen? W? Yeah, that's the one with the. The kitchen in hell. Yeah, that's it. Who's making my pancakes? The devil. Those are some devil cakes.

[Dick Toledo]

The devil's gay.

[Jon Holmberg]

Is. Yeah, we're normal.

[Dick Toledo]

Hellie Kyler is a gay devil. They hate the gays in heaven. That's the only place they can go. So the devil must be a little gay.

[Jon Holmberg]

All right, I get it.

[Dick Toledo]

He got that. You're with me on that.

[Jon Holmberg]

Explains that pointy tail thing.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know. That's kind of a deterrent for gays, really, isn't it? You want a nice, soft tail.

[Jon Holmberg]

So I'm not sure. I don't know. I do.

[Dick Toledo]

It's presidential.

[Jon Holmberg]

This is beautiful.

[Dick Toledo]

You're here, you're best friends with his dad now. Bill Clinton joins us along with George W. This morning. Maybe duets on the way.

[Jon Holmberg]

Maybe this is the last duet I met gonna do with you. No, I think that's another. Ready for another Egg McMuffin? Another Baron. I'll do it.

[Dick Toledo]

See?

[Jon Holmberg]

Get it for me. I will make that Muffin egg mix. That didn't make sense. This guy's losing it, man. He's crazy. Crazy.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, we got somebody in the line here. Hi, there. Who's this? Josh. Josh. Say hello to the President of the United States and wish him a happy birthday. How's it going, G.W.

[Jon Holmberg]

Hey, Josh. Your name is a verb.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank you.

[Jon Holmberg]

You're joshing me. Get it? I laugh like a Muppet.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, Josh, the President is going to sing you a television theme song. And you have to guess it for Brady's Big Fat Prize Pack. Are you ready?

[Jon Holmberg]

Yep.

[Dick Toledo]

All right. It includes an item of food.

[Jon Holmberg]

Did we decide what song I'm singing here?

[Dick Toledo]

You can do whatever you want. Hold on, I got one for. I'm gonna test you myself here. Hang on a second. Let me write one down.

[Jon Holmberg]

See if we get it here.

[Dick Toledo]

All right. I bet you can do this.

[Jon Holmberg]

Homeless Berg is writing it down.

[Dick Toledo]

See if you can break through that. Can he do it? I know you can.

[Jon Holmberg]

I'm trying to not get the. There's a new boy our neighborhood he lives downstairs and it's understood he's in charge of me because he's part of.

[Dick Toledo]

The family all right, Any ideas on what he started there? Charles in Charge. Charles in Charge is correct.

[Jon Holmberg]

You're a geek, man.

[Dick Toledo]

He's gotta get two. All right, deal. How about.

[Jon Holmberg]

Hold on, let me get through this one. There's A new boy in our neighborhood he lives downstairs and it's understood he's in there just to take good care of me like he's part of the family. Charles in charge of our days, then our Nats Charles in charge Wrongs and. All right, I want Charles in charge of me. Nicole Eggert was hot.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, you got to get the second one, Kenny. Yeah.

[Jon Holmberg]

I gotta think of how this one goes.

[Dick Toledo]

You can write down the first words.

[Jon Holmberg]

I think if you want to do this, you can.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah. Here we go. Here you go.

[Jon Holmberg]

Show me that smile again don't waste another minute on your crying we're nowher the end, nowhere near the the best is ready to begin oh, as long as we got each other we got the world spinning right in our hands Baby, you and me we gotta be the luckiest dreamers you could ever could dream in as long as we keep on giving we can take anything that.

[Dick Toledo]

Comes our way all right, Josh, any ideas?

[Jon Holmberg]

Baby, I'm not done.

[Dick Toledo]

Baby.

[Jon Holmberg]

Rain or shine all the time we each other sharing the laughter and love.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, that's very, very impressive. That last note there, it's such. Because I know the show, it's the two chicks, but I can't think of the name of it. Oh, come on, now. You can do it. Oh, hold on, Josh. You can do it.

[Jon Holmberg]

It's arguable. Say two chicks. You can't do it.

[Dick Toledo]

Really hot chick, But I can't think of their names. No, you're off base anywhere.

[Jon Holmberg]

You're way off.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on.

[Jon Holmberg]

You're in the thick of it, man.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a hint. Mike. Carol.

[Jon Holmberg]

Holy. See for Batman.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on, Shirley. No, those were the hot chicks I was thinking of. But that's not the right show.

[Jon Holmberg]

I don't know how hot that. I don't. I can't. I don't think I could do that one. Toledo.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I know you can. And you can do it as the guy who sings it.

[Jon Holmberg]

You know what? I'll tell you which one I want. I'll tell you what song I want.

[Dick Toledo]

Nice try, Josh. Thanks for calling in. Oh, it's so organized.

[Jon Holmberg]

Give me a. Give me a pan or something.

[Dick Toledo]

All right. Can you do Mr. Belvedere?

[Jon Holmberg]

That's what I was thinking.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what I was thinking. I'm sorry. Look at that. Never matter before who cares?

[Jon Holmberg]

Drop kick your jacket no one glared.

[Dick Toledo]

Sometimes things get turned around and we.

[Jon Holmberg]

Want spare but now all hands look out below Here's a change in status quo Gonna need all the help that we can get According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival. We just might live the good life yet.

[Dick Toledo]

Jon Holmberg's morning sickness.

[Jon Holmberg]

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[Dick Toledo]

Holmberg's morning sickness. Why do we know this stuff?

[Jon Holmberg]

Master Owen. I wouldn't get the Belvedere.

[Dick Toledo]

Euchre.

[Jon Holmberg]

Euchre's almost rot. Roddy. I don't know. Belvedere. Josh.

[Dick Toledo]

Josh.

[Jon Holmberg]

A bit outside.

[Dick Toledo]

He is. Roddy.

[Jon Holmberg]

Try the corner. In. Miss.

[Dick Toledo]

Holy cow. We're losing it here. All right, let's try another one. Hi there. Who's this? David. Sorry, we're just goofing around this morning. David. Jacques. Louis.

[Jon Holmberg]

David.

[Dick Toledo]

David. How are you? Pretty good. Are you ready to play? Yeah. You think you got anything on you? I hope so. You're like carrying. I can. I can hear it.

[Jon Holmberg]

You ever. What? You ever seen Caddy Adonis?

[Dick Toledo]

What has he got there?

[Jon Holmberg]

I can't do that.

[Dick Toledo]

What's the matter with you? I know which one you can do. Well, you did it the other day.

[Jon Holmberg]

I gave him one of you. It's easy. You want me to do that? Now the world don't move to the beater. Just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. A man is born. He's a man with green. Then along comes to. They got Nothing but the genes. It takes different strokes. It takes different strokes.

[Dick Toledo]

I think you got this one. Yeah, that's a different stroke. That's right.

[Jon Holmberg]

Now he's got to get another one.

[Dick Toledo]

Now the tough one.

[Jon Holmberg]

I went too far on that one.

[Dick Toledo]

Push that one, President. Yeah, that's right. You got it. You got a little ahead of yourself, Mr. President.

[Jon Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm thinking of one I was gonna do. This one doesn't count on Sunday. Monday. Happy days. That gives them way too fast. That might be too easy, man. Even I get that one.

[Dick Toledo]

What was the other one you had up there? Why didn't he do that one? I like that one. What happened to that?

[Jon Holmberg]

I don't know how that one goes.

[Dick Toledo]

Want me to help? Here, I'll start you. Oh, wait. Maybe I don't need it.

[Jon Holmberg]

It's hard, man.

[Dick Toledo]

This is hard to find. You got one.

[Jon Holmberg]

It's difficultification. Yeah, let me think of one. Here. Here we are, face to face. A couple of Da, da, da. Can't say the words. I screwed that one up before.

[Dick Toledo]

No, it's all right. Go ahead. Like what you're doing? Oh, there you go.

[Jon Holmberg]

Hold on. Alfonso has it for me. Oh, now, that's not one you want me to do.

[Dick Toledo]

This one's a good one.

[Jon Holmberg]

How about that last one? I like the last one.

[Dick Toledo]

Do you have a guess for the last one he did?

[Jon Holmberg]

You're not out if you don't get it, cuz. What was it?

[Dick Toledo]

Can you do it again?

[Jon Holmberg]

Here we are, face to face. A couple of da, da, da. Ricky schroeder's over here, Mr. Stratton's over there, and Edward Stratton III. There's a train going through our living room. All right, let's. Johnny, just. Just can't get over this. Okay? Let's just.

[Dick Toledo]

Let's forget that one is sitting in that chair.

[Jon Holmberg]

That one's Silver spoons. I don't. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Five. Here we go.

[Dick Toledo]

This would be a good one.

[Jon Holmberg]

Hey, what is your name again?

[Dick Toledo]

David.

[Jon Holmberg]

David. You been to Tempe Improv?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. Don't forget that.

[Jon Holmberg]

David.

[Dick Toledo]

David. Are you going to go to the Tempe Improv? I'll try. No, you'll do it.

[Jon Holmberg]

You'll do it.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay. Okay, I'll do it. The president says you have to. I'll do it for you.

[Jon Holmberg]

W. Don't clintify, man. Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit Right there.

[Dick Toledo]

And I tell you, Frank Belair. Frank Fr is correct. Nice.

[Jon Holmberg]

Puts the game to an end.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that how it starts?

[Jon Holmberg]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. I like to take a minute, just sit right there, tell you how a story about a French prince Bond is.

[Dick Toledo]

Hold on a second. David.

[Jon Holmberg]

Spider Man, Duck.

[Dick Toledo]

Charlie Bush.

[Jon Holmberg]

Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy. Evening tv. Everywhere you look Everywhere you look Everywhere you go There's a heart There's a heart hold on a hand hold on to Everywhere you look Everywhere you go There's a face of someone Honeybeddy who needs you Everywhere you look when you're lost out there and you're all alone A light is waiting to carry you home Everywhere you look Everywhere what? Everywhere I look George Bush is Bob Sugey beautiful at the Tampa Improv a couple weeks ago. That's now Franko. Last week.

[Dick Toledo]

No, Frank is here this week.

[Jon Holmberg]

Two weeks ago.

[Dick Toledo]

SAG. It was two weeks.

[Jon Holmberg]

It's France for SAGAT three weeks ago.

[Dick Toledo]

Thank you, Mr. President. We got any special birthday plans today?

[Jon Holmberg]

Yeah, I'm gonna make a birthday wish.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay. What are you wishing for?

[Jon Holmberg]

Can't tell you.

[Dick Toledo]

Why not?

[Jon Holmberg]

Because then it won't come true.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, you haven't wished it yet, so it doesn't matter.

[Jon Holmberg]

You might have a point.

[Dick Toledo]

Are you wishing for a third term?

[Jon Holmberg]

Yeah. Some constitutional.

[Dick Toledo]

Are you wishing for gay marriage?

[Jon Holmberg]

I'm fine with gay marriage. You know that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, I know you're big on gay marriage.

[Jon Holmberg]

Supreme Court judges in pocket. In your pocket?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Jon Holmberg]

Listen, first of all, I'm fine with gay marriages. Long say gay man marrying a gay woman. You know that gay woman married a gay man. Your parts have to match up. How about nominees? Nominees.

[Dick Toledo]

Well handled.

[Jon Holmberg]

Ah. What? What's the question for the Supreme Court? You got a couple of openings. Nominees for the Supreme Court that I am looking at. Yeah, arba. Are nominees people who are sorry up for the job.

[Dick Toledo]

It's true.

[Jon Holmberg]

Nominal fad. They live in a sovereign nation. Right. Sovereignty. Where sovereignness is sovereign and sovereign serenity. Sovereignty. I love that stuff. You screwed that word up. Sovereignty.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, it's. I'm sorry. That's my fault.

[Jon Holmberg]

My grandmother loves that dessert. Any other tough questions?

[Dick Toledo]

Does Laura give you anything special? Like for your birthday? Usually.

[Jon Holmberg]

Does she blow out the candles? Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Does she clintify you?

[Jon Holmberg]

I'm laughing like Statler and Waldorf.

[Dick Toledo]

He slept through the whole show.

[Jon Holmberg]

What, do we always come here? I guess I'll never know. It's like some Kind of torture to have to watch show. Brady just kicks back and gulps that big gulp.

[Dick Toledo]

Clinton and Bush as Stadler and Waldorf. That's solid. Nobody's getting this. Is anyone understanding all these TV references?

[Jon Holmberg]

I mean, it doesn't matter. And if it did matter, we wouldn't be here. This is the kind of things that people don't understand. You don't have to get every joke. No, and a lot of them aren't jokes. True. A lot of them are just us trying to find a joke. And when you can't find the joke, Madden, you just circle it like they did with that phone number there. 480-921-9877.

[Dick Toledo]

I've never been part of such blatant horror.

[Jon Holmberg]

The trip. I want the best part. I thought I'd throw a Doors lyric in there. It's like, tomorrow, I'm going to be here.

[Dick Toledo]

Tomorrow, Robot Madden. Tomorrow I am being reprogrammed. Oh, it's brilliant.

[Jon Holmberg]

We can save him.

[Dick Toledo]

You make it very difficult for me to move on because I like laughing. That's brilliant. We can rebuild him. He's just laying there.

[Jon Holmberg]

We gotta figure out the words to the Incredible Hulk.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, that was Dr. David. That was. That what you were doing. There was Knight Rider. Oh, that was. Okay, that's it.

[Jon Holmberg]

And then it would go to commercial. Screen, screen, screen.

[Dick Toledo]

That's right. Right. You're screwing with Brady now because you know what TV show Brady always references? This will throw you Designing Women. That one's a big one. Because he's a big.

[Jon Holmberg]

He's a big.

[Dick Toledo]

He's a big Meshach Taylor fan. But that's scary. He loves Apple's Way. Never heard of it either. That's the.

[Jon Holmberg]

How about 10 speed and brown Shoe?

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Jon Holmberg]

Me and Ben Vereen.

[Dick Toledo]

Arizona's most powerful rock radio station.

[Jon Holmberg]

He said fully erect.