BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - THURSDAY - March 13, 2025 - Influencer Selling Jars Of Her Farts - Feb 2024

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: Best of HMS Podcasts - Influencer Selling Jars Of Her Farts

Release Date: March 13, 2025

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Introduction to the Fart Jar Trend

In this standout episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), host John Holmberg and his co-hosts delve into the bizarre yet intriguing trend of selling human flatulence in jars. The discussion centers around an influencer named Cheng Wing Yi, who has capitalized on this unusual niche by offering her farts sealed in mason jars to her followers.

Profiling Cheng Wing Yi: The Influencer Behind the Trend

John Holmberg introduces Cheng Wing Yi, an attractive online influencer who has been selling her farts in jars for $300 per jar. He describes her as a "private lady" who previously faced internet backlash after staging a provocative video that led to a public egging incident and a subsequent ban from Taiwan.

John Holmberg [00:44]: "For $300, a woman who is a... Cheng Wing Yi... she's selling her farts again. This is happening again. Another Instagram and they are sold out."

The Economics of Fart Jar Sales

Holmberg discusses the financial aspect of Cheng Wing Yi's venture, highlighting that selling just three jars a day nets her $12,000 a month, with her initial order of 40 jars already sold out and another 40 in reserve. The jars are marketed with a promise that they remain "good" for 30 days, allowing buyers to "age" them if desired.

Brady [03:25]: "Just the fart jars, you know. 12 grand a month."

John Holmberg [03:29]: "Oh, yeah, that's just pulling in 12 a month. If that's all she's doing, she's picking it up now that she's got orders."

Speculating on the Customer Base

The hosts humorously speculate about who might be purchasing these fart jars, suggesting a mix of novelty seekers and individuals with unique fetishes. They joke about colleagues and acquaintances potentially being undercover buyers, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

John Holmberg [06:21]: "Scott Taylor would do it. We don't know our new sales guy, Ed, very well. He could be a closeted one."

Farting in Relationships: Hosts Share Their Views

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around the role of flatulence in personal relationships. Holmberg and his co-hosts express strong aversions to the idea of smelling a partner's farts, equating it to undesirable and intimate discomfort. They share anecdotes about having to apologize to partners for loud or involuntary farts, emphasizing their belief that farting should remain a private and unspoken bodily function.

John Holmberg [08:34]: "I have never, ever, ever, ever, ever wanted to smell a woman's farts, no matter how hot she is, ever."

Brady [15:32]: "It was so loud. I woke up."

Humorous Anecdotes and Host Banter

The episode is rife with playful banter and jokes as the hosts poke fun at the concept of fart jars. They imagine various scenarios where acquaintances might secretly be involved in selling or buying such jars and laugh over the absurdity of the idea. The conversation also touches on the commercialization of intimate bodily functions and the lengths to which influencers will go to monetize unique personal traits.

John Holmberg [17:02]: "Your mom and dad did it. You know how you turn into your parents as you get older?"

Brett [17:35]: "Sounds like a two stroke Kawasaki from."

Conclusion: Reflecting on the Fart Jar Phenomenon

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the novelty of selling farts in jars, questioning the sustainability and appeal of such a business model. They maintain a humorous tone, reiterating their personal disinterest in participating in or endorsing the trend, while acknowledging its current popularity among certain social media circles.

John Holmberg [18:05]: "You're a scourge and a pig. You shouldn't be part of society."

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This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a humorous and candid exploration of an unconventional social media trend, blending amusement with candid personal opinions. Through lively discussion and sharp wit, the hosts provide listeners with both entertainment and a unique perspective on the lengths individuals will go to for online fame and financial gain.

Transcript

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[Brett]

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[John Holmberg]

Do not listen to this while driving.

[Brett]

Or when full alertness is needed.

[John Holmberg]

The rest of Homer's morning sickness. This is the big red radio. And then you got this going on in the world that tells me that we have way too much time on our hands. For $300, a woman who is a. She's very attractive. She's an influencer online. Who isn't? Chang Wing Yay. Cheng Wing Yi. Sorry. Cheng Wing yi is for $300 a jar, selling her farts again. This is happening again. Another Instagram and they are sold out. She's got. She's able to do like two or three a day. She's got mason jars. She farts in and wraps them up. And then 300American dollars, 235 British pounds. She'll mail you her fart. She say that the 30 days they'll last on the shelf before you crack them so you can age them if you'd like. They've got a date and a time.

[Brett]

Three a day. Those are rookie numbers. She needs to bump those up.

[John Holmberg]

Well, those are the ones she's keeping. She's got a few for herself. She's a private lady. She was in trouble on the Internet a little while ago because she staged that. Someone protested one of her videos by egging her publicly. So she had this lady come up and pretend to egg her. It was her assistant and said that she pelted her with eggs and then screamed, you seduced my husband. And like she was. Her Instagram page was so awesome that her husband couldn't get enough of it. Seduced him away. It broke up a marriage. Well, she'd set it all up and actually the police got involved in all that. So she got banned from Taiwan for that. She's not allowed to enter Taiwan ever again for. That's. That's pretty strict. So she's got this new plan which she farts in jars. And all these people who say that life is too short and there's not enough to have sold out her first order, 40 jars, and she's got another 40 on deck and a waiting list. She is pretty. Look her up. Br Chang. C H E N G Wing. I think you got that one. And Yee yee. But she farts and jars for 300 bucks. So if you want that. I go back to our original topic this morning. You're the guy who didn't have anybody show up at his birthday party. And this is why, if this is. And also, if you know a guy that this is the perfect gift for, stop hanging out with that guy. My dad would tell you, stop hanging out with fart jar guy. Although my dad and his friends would probably do this joke for each other. She's pretty. She's an Asian girl with huge cans. And that's. That used to be rare, but now with, you know, breast dogs. No, she's good looking.

[Brady]

Just the fart jars, you know. 12 grand a month.

[John Holmberg]

Huh?

[Brady]

Just the fart jar.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah, that's just pulling in 12amonth. If that's all she's doing, she's picking it up now that she's got orders. But she's very pretty. And she farts in jars for a living, which makes me angry that I'm just not hot enough to slip her. Yeah, we almost. Oh, we got a little nipple popping out on that one. Ah, there we go. That's the. Now that's. Those are Asian breasts. I recognize. Pixelation. Why'd they pixelate her, Cleveland? She's wearing a shirt. She's got some good stuff. She's. Those are solid.

[Brady]

If she's not in Taiwan anymore, I wonder where she moved.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know.

[Brett]

Anywhere but there.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I think England, which is where the. I have never, ever, ever, ever, ever wanted to smell a woman's farts, no matter how hot she is, ever. There is absolutely nothing about that. Yeah, that appeals to me at all.

[Brady]

I'm with you on that, John.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, thanks. I'd rather have her fingernail clipping show up in a perverted, weird, serial killer sort of way than I ever would a jar of her fart juice. Why is that? I don't understand smelling a girl's panties. There you go, Brett. You got the news.

[Brett]

You know, I gotta find it, and it's great. Not bad.

[John Holmberg]

Unpixelated Is there a woman so hot, Even Margot Robbie farting in my face ruins Margot Robbie?

[Brett]

I mean, I. I think so. I'll have to try it. You know, I'm willing to try it.

[John Holmberg]

You know, if it turned out Margot Robbie's into that. I really like farting in faces like, oh, you would. You're in a. You're in a. No, I'm looking at Dua Lipa wants to fart in my face.

[Brady]

I'm just.

[John Holmberg]

That is not a thing.

[Brady]

She's good, but you'd go 300 a bottle for some fingernail clippings?

[John Holmberg]

Well, no, I'm not gonna spend that kind of dough. But if it was like, you have 300, you have to spend it on something that comes out of this person. Pee. I go pee first. I don't want farts. Farts is. It's the worst thing you can do. And for a woman, it's farts. And periods are the same. To me, it's like, yuck. And she looks great. This is a really good one. She should be able to make money just off her cans. She doesn't have to fart in jars. You're better than this. But you.

[Brett]

We all the guys that would buy.

[John Holmberg]

That, though we all know a couple. You're thinking of one right now. In our events, we've met fart jar guy.

[Brady]

At our events, there's five or six.

[John Holmberg]

Every time we go to Four Peaks for a beer release, there's five guys who. I'm like, fart jar guy.

[Brett]

There's a couple in this building, too.

[John Holmberg]

You think? Who in the building?

[Brady]

I know.

[John Holmberg]

You think.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah. You don't think so?

[John Holmberg]

I don't put them in fart jar category. I do.

[Brady]

I know. Yeah. I don't know.

[Brett]

I do.

[John Holmberg]

Hey, stop talking about this. Oh, sorry.

[Brett]

Definitely wasn't true.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think Tripp would. No. Trip could pay somebody to do it if he wanted. So that's it. I can't. Somebody in the building, you think?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I think, because he's just up for whatever and he's afraid of his family. Scott Taylor would do it. We don't know our new sales guy, Ed, very well. He could be a closeted one. He's so nice that maybe he's got a secret dark side. I'm gonna put Ed on the.

[Brady]

He's drooling him with a case of ball jars. Then I'll know. I think he had to make a.

[John Holmberg]

Little decorative empty mason jars and like. Ed, what's this? Oh, just the things I collect. They're empty. No, they're not.

[Brett]

He'd be so nice. He'd do it just to give her money to help her.

[John Holmberg]

You know what? That's true.

[Brett]

That's just it. He's such a nice.

[John Holmberg]

He'd be one of those guys like, you know what? I can't make my rent this month. I'll pay for it, but you have to do something for me. Fart in a jar. You're right, Ed. All right, I'm gonna put Ed on the list. Ed's in there. I think people just fart on Har. I don't think he wants it, but they just send it to him in the mail. Here you go, Har. Hey, I don't know. We have too many guys who would, like, order out for farts. Paul's probably into it.

[Brett]

Which one?

[John Holmberg]

But he doesn't have the money to.

[Brett]

Which one, Sura?

[John Holmberg]

Ours or.

[Brett]

Oh, okay.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, Paul Marshall. You're right. That's one. Oh, my God. How did I miss that? You're right. Paul Marshall gets farted on by prostitutes. No question. No question.

[Brady]

You think the other Paul goes to dollar stores? Trying to.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, he tries to get. Yeah, I think he'd be into it if a. If a homeless was hot enough, he'd be like, you know what? Fart in my face. Give it 10 bucks. He'd be saw buck for farts. But he's not spending premium fart jar pricing. Yeah, I don't even think I could. I can't even think Ed's the only Ed down. He's the only one. I don't know well enough that I'd be like, okay, that's something. I don't know you well enough, so maybe that's you.

[Brett]

No, Har.

[John Holmberg]

No. People just fart at heart, okay? It's not who else will get down. He's buying them. He doesn't have to buy him. People volunteer their farts for Harry.

[Brett]

We got Moynihan.

[John Holmberg]

Moynihan. Oh, there's one.

[Brett]

I'm thinking, thinking.

[John Holmberg]

No, I don't think Moynihan gets. I don't think he would buy farts. Would he be a closeted dude who's into it?

[Brady]

Live ones.

[John Holmberg]

He might like it. Yeah, he might like the live. Well, every once in a while, dip his head in there and see what you caught. No, I don't think Moynihan's.

[Brett]

No, no, Larry.

[John Holmberg]

No, Larry's disgusted by that, but yeah. No, I don't think the Ben is into it. Ben likes him when Dom left.

[Brady]

I noticed he had a bunch of jars.

[John Holmberg]

Fitz might be.

[Brett]

Yeah, Fitz might be.

[John Holmberg]

That Fitz might be a guy who has a fart jar in his house. You might be right. For the novelty, not for the sexual enjoyment, just to have it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Anyway, let me show you something. Big babe. Big babe. And he's got a picture of her next to it. This is Yi Wing Yee. She farts in jars for me, like. Yeah, yeah, I've heard of her. Yeah. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's just a. Yeah. And that's the thing is, as a guy, I think I'm just jealous that no one would pay me $300 for my jar of fart. You have to be hot, and life has to just be easy. I can fart in a Jar and make 12 grand supplemental income a month, and that's only selling three a day. And you've got a waiting list. No one would. It would be a long. I would have surplus.

[Brady]

And do you open them for a special occasion?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Asian, I mean.

[John Holmberg]

Or do you.

[Brady]

Are they getting them right away and just popping it?

[John Holmberg]

Well, I think some people just crack it open immediately because they can't help it. And then some, you know, patient men will age it. And then, unlike the 17, they're only good. She says they're only good for 30 days. She did a test.

[Brett]

How does she know?

[John Holmberg]

She's checked. She's hung onto them.

[Brett]

So the expiration date on those jars actually mean something?

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely. Can't. Soup or something. You get plenty of time after medicine. Please. I've had this argument with people forever. That's a lawyer trick to make you buy more Advil. Here's how I know. I told this to Pete Lee yesterday. Here's how. I am positive I'm right about expired medicine. They always say it's no good. It doesn't work. It loses its effectiveness, and you got to get rid of it. And the reason you have to get rid of expired medicine is because if you didn't take the whole jar of aspirin, you've got aspirin forever. So they put an expiration on it. So you have to go out and buy a new jar of aspirin. Leave that jar of aspirin that's expired by four years with a baby and watch everybody lose their money. Nothing about that's ineffective. That stuff can still kill a baby. So expired medicine still works. I have stuff in my medicine cabinet. Years old. I had some Dimetap that said president Reagan says, all right, I'll crack this open. I was fine. The surgeon general and their Sea Everett Coop on there. That guy's been dead since the 90s. Okay. Expired medicine's real. Expired fart jar might lose its. It might. You know, it's like chicken. You gotta be careful with expired farts. I don't think you can get salmonella if you smell it like 40 days past its date. But I don't think you're getting much. Shan man. People are saying shan man might be a fart guy. And Alex says, I think he buys from both men and women just to be fair.

[Brett]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Shan's very fair man.

[Brett]

Equal opportunity.

[John Holmberg]

I don't think Shannon's a fart guy.

[Brett]

He's been doing that night shift for a long time.

[John Holmberg]

It does change a man. You were probably on pace to being a fart guy.

[Brett]

Couldn't afford it. Couldn't afford it though.

[John Holmberg]

That's the one thing that keeps. That's why they don't pay over the guys much because they'll waste money on farts.

[Brady]

But there'd be two or three nights I call them. That would do it. Just because they're out of their minds.

[Brett]

Yeah, but you know, I know those.

[John Holmberg]

Listeners noob those overnight girls that would. They're farting in jars.

[Brady]

Brent, I'm coming over.

[John Holmberg]

They're farting in jars cuz their toilets are clogged. Interesting.

[Brett]

How about the KSLX morning show? You think any of those are into it?

[John Holmberg]

The new guys? Yeah, I don't know them at all. I don't think so.

[Brett]

No.

[Brady]

I think one of them could make money jar.

[Brett]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

You could get one of the people over there to fart in a jar and get a couple extra bucks.

[Brett]

Mo could be a fart jar person.

[John Holmberg]

Mo probably likes.

[Brett]

Yeah, I mean, you know one of her favorite movies of all time is Beetlejuice.

[John Holmberg]

She's not.

[Brett]

It's number one movie.

[John Holmberg]

Just bad taste.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Brady]

The loudest burper right now.

[John Holmberg]

Oh yeah. Mo can throw a burp. Yeah, Mo would most probably now that she's a lesbian, she's probably like oh, farts. I bet you heard her wife been.

[Brett]

Oh yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Hard on each other. Anyway, it's gross. But for 300 you can get this hot girls farts sent to you in a jar with a little thing, a little like Martha Stewart twine tie across the top with a date written on it. And if you've got 300 for farts, life isn't that bad. Yeah, we get a couple fart guys here. But I'm not into it. The hottest girl in the world could fart and it's over.

[Brett]

This guy said, john, you're lying. Do a dump on your chest and.

[John Holmberg]

You'D still be different than a fart. That's hot. That's sexy. What are you talking about? That's really hot. I don't need her farting on me. Get to work. Now we've got some tangible evidence that I was with her. I've got DNA farts. That's just rude. No, Dua Lipa is not. You fart around me and I'm done as a woman. That's it. It's like you died. I just don't. Especially an attractive one because now I know all your stuff down south works. I've always said that I like. I like to think of a woman's body parts as old abandoned mines that haven't been functioning for years. They got two little pieces of plywood and an X nailed over the hole. Like, this thing is not useful. I don't need to know it's functioning. I'd like to assume that it doesn't work at all and I don't want to know about it. I've married two times in my life and never heard an intentional fart from either of them. Any relationship I've ever been in, there's never been a funny like moment between us because we're not frat brothers. Don't fart on each other. Rude. You can't help it. You fart all over your wife. She tells me so all night.

[Brady]

Had to apologize to her the other night because you.

[John Holmberg]

How asleep were you?

[Brady]

It was so loud. I woke up.

[Brett]

Oh, Jesus.

[Brady]

Like, I'm so sorry.

[John Holmberg]

You did not say, I am so sorry.

[Brady]

No, the next morning I did.

[John Holmberg]

You went, I'm so sorry. That's so. I can't believe.

[Brady]

Well, there might have been some chuckling. Oh, my gosh. I woke up.

[John Holmberg]

You were bright red. You did not get through that moment without a big fat laugh. And then you turned over to point out maybe Ronnie didn't even hear. Hear it. Wake up. I'm sorry. I farted so loud. I woke up.

[Brady]

It was Chino. I'm sorry.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Chino. Bandido shooting through you in bed. But you don't, you know, and sleep. Farting out of your control, but you don't acknowledge it. If she says it's unspoken, it happened. It's a bodily function. It's ugly and it's bad. You just move on. But you know, farting on your wife and stuff and then talking to your friends about, she didn't even pull me. Stop farting on each other unless you're one of them fart guys. And if you're a woman with a fart guy, you're a pig too. Like if you. If you straddle a dude's face and fart on him, you were raised wrong. And guess what? If you're willing to do it, think of it, because your parents probably did it too. People who fart on other people were raised by farting people. It's like, you know the old Jim Jeffries quote I just emailed with a guy. I'm like, if your kid is a C word, probably because you guys are C words. And you raised another one. The way it works.

[Brady]

My wife got me the other day. I did an atomic sit up.

[John Holmberg]

That's right. And if you're doing that, guess what? Your mom and dad did it. Your mom did that to your dad. So think about it. You know how you turn into your parents as you get older? That's one of the things you can think about next time you're squatting over somebody's face. Ready? Ready to air blast eggs. Happy leaf day.

[Brett]

We've seen those videos.

[John Holmberg]

Got a picture of Dua Lipa might change my mind. Sorry, love. That's all right. You can do.

[Brett]

All right, I guess I get carried away now.

[John Holmberg]

All right, enough.

[Brett]

Sounds like a two stroke Kawasaki from.

[Brady]

Back in the day. That's it. I'm gonna get some bottles.

[John Holmberg]

All right. And think about if Dua Lipa decided to start selling our farts, I would buy one just for the. I wouldn't open it. I don't want to smell that. Oh, like all cauliflower and. No, I don't get it. But if you're a fart guy, don't tell anybody because it's gross. And you're.

[Brett]

You're a pig.

[John Holmberg]

You're a scourge and a pig. You shouldn't be part of society. That's all. I could never imagine being with a girl. Like, everybody's had the first couple of awkward moments with a new girl and intimate. And she just goes, my last boyfriend loved that. Like, ew, get out, pig. Or if you're a woman, it's like, hey, will you fart on me?

[Brett]

We've seen those videos.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. And then she does it anyway. There's two people looking at each other right now going, oh, she's talking about us. Don't tell them. If you're in a car with your parents right now and your dad's smiling and your mom's got her head down. Your parents fart on each other on purpose for gratification. Takes. It's out of control now. 98 to you, PT.