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Brady
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Homburg
The Best of the Morning Sickness is on the air. Do any of you people do any actual work? The Best of Homburg's Morning Sickness. Another thing old people did yesterday. Rupert Murdoch, he's a billionaire. He's gonna get married again. At 92 years old. He asked a lady to marry him and he's robbing the cradle. She's 67. Ladies.
Brady
His cash. He could have did better than that.
Homburg
First and foremost, happy International Women's Day. Second, this is the blueprint. If I was a woman, that's exactly the plan. I always say this, why Ronnie? Why Mathias, why Megan? Why Lisa? Are you dicking around with the likes of us? All you women out there right now look at that husband of yours and tell me, is love worth that? When you got Rupert Murdoch wandering around single. Every time a billionaire breaks up with somebody, every one of our wives should start packing a bag. And I'm talking all you out there. And ladies, this is for you, too. This is equality. This is. This is what men can't have. You want to talk about equal rights? Give that to us. Where a billionaire woman gets single and we all, you know, all we have to do is milk it with some sex. We got no ends. We don't know how to impress a billionaire woman. If you're 67, a 92 year old man's looking at you like you're a co ed. You got all the apples, you got the whole thing. Now use it. For Christ's sake, quit acting like you don't have equality. You've got advantages, man.
Mathias
If Fox could step it up and do Joe Billionaire.
Homburg
Oh, man, Rupert Billionaire. I would watch that show all day. Rupert the Bachelor. You. Can you imagine the age range?
Mathias
Unbelievable.
Homburg
18 to 80. It would be every one. And they would be the 25 smartest women on the planet for getting involved in it in the first place. Women always talk.
Megan
It's all for love. It's all the blablab.
Homburg
They watch the Bachelor like it's going out of style. They watch one dude bang 20 chicks and they call it romance. Try that in real life and they think that those girls are in it for love.
Megan
And the guys, they find each other and the marriage is all the goal.
Homburg
Bull crap. That Dude's trying to 15 influencers and he's succeeding. And then, man, my friend's daughter's 25. She's all in on the Bachelor and it's ruined her life. Cause that's the way she wants to find a guy. Like this weird Cinderella mansion thing. Ladies, stop with the inequality talk and recognize where your advantages live. Stop trying to get the advantages men have, which is intelligence. Rat logic. And start using what you've got, which is the ability to manipulate us like nothing else on this planet and use it. There's your equality. The state of the union is strong.
Megan
We want your equality.
Homburg
Well, that's ours for a reason. We want your equality. We don't have that. We don't have the. You know what they call us if we're that Svengalis or predators. If we start trying to sexually manipulate a woman for money, we're jerks. Women are just getting it done.
Brady
I still think he could have did better than that though.
Homburg
Oh yeah, no, he's a little bit.
Brady
I mean, look at the old guy in Texas.
Homburg
I'll tell you, side by side, she's hot as. But when you see a 67 year old woman by herself, you very rarely are like, whoa. But next to a 92 year old man, you're like, she's. She's figured it out.
Brady
Look at that old gomper that got Anna Nicole smith. I mean, 90 years old. She was like in her 20s.
Homburg
Yeah. Genius. And so was she, by the way. Oh, absolutely. No man looked at Anna Nicole Smith as a bad person. Women did. And it was jealousy that drove that train.
Mathias
Because there's no way that's love, right?
Homburg
Yeah.
Megan
They were like, they don't love each other. It's all for the money.
Homburg
And every guy was like, you're right. And he's on his last leg, so it's all for. Everybody's getting what they want.
Mathias
That's the amazing thing. You take any billionaire guy has $410 billion, whatever, you can still find a woman that'll drop him to his knees.
Homburg
Absolutely. And she's usually got to drop to her knees to do it. No, that dude, that. That rich old man that had Anna Nicole Smith, all he wanted to do was something that looked good a few more times before he died. And all she wanted was proper payment for that act. Everybody wins. It was one of the most beautiful relationships of all time. I don't look around and see it too often, but in that one, I saw true happiness. That dude was always smiling, and she was seemingly like, this is gonna work out for me. And she cried when he died. You know why she's happy? But now she wasn't gonna, like, have him protecting her. Now she had to fight the kids. He did a bad job of setting her up. That was the one thing. But then, you know, they had all the lawyers and stuff. That's that. Ladies, there's your equality. Stop it. Women always bitch and cry like, we.
Megan
Want to play on the Augusta golf court.
Homburg
Build your own. That's for men.
Megan
No, we want.
Homburg
You're always marching out in front of our stuff. We never march in front of curves. We never go to book club. We don't want anything to do with your stuff. You're always marching in front of our stuff. Recognize your strengths and stop making it so they're bad.
Megan
That's all a man wants.
Homburg
The reason you won't use your manipulation is because you know what makes us happy.
Megan
Well, if he's happy, then I don't get everything right.
Homburg
Use your strength. 67, Rupert Murdoch, single. There should have been a line around the world to get into that house. I would have gotten in line. I'd have been blowing that old man if it meant. If that's what he wanted. He's like, I like a bald man. Come down here, blow me. Like, all right. How old does he have to be? I don't know. Somewhere between 45 and 70. I'm in the range. Rupert, whip that thing out. Let me put that uncooked noodle in my mouth.
Mathias
I understand you write checks for harassment. I'd like to date you.
Homburg
I'm not doing the harassment. I will sign an NDA that say, I will never, as a man, sue you for harassment. I want it just as much.
Mathias
That's why he loved her.
Homburg
I will pounce on you and make you mummy dust. You are going to explode in dirt.
Brady
Thank God Matthia, Megan and Ronnie didn't hear that he was single. And I'm proud because we'd be sitting here solo, right?
Homburg
Had I known, I'd have pushed her out the door.
Brady
Here's a plane ticket. Go fly out.
Homburg
You're an idiot.
Mathias
I thought game was over for Ruby.
Homburg
Yeah, no, he's getting married. And this broad's a genius. I do. She's about to say, and look over at a 92 year old. You want to talk about ROI, go to Trajan wealth and say, what should I do? Invest in this, this or this or Rupert Murdoch until he dies. Like, how old's the guy? 92. Yeah, you need to. Rupert Murdoch. Jeff Jr. Would sign off on that in a heartbeat.
Mathias
The Murdoch son.
Homburg
That's it. Wait a minute. You know Rupert Murdoch? He just pushed all the papers on the floor. What are you doing here? We're going buy Apple and have a ten year plan. Well, you're a moron. Get on your knees and start Rupert Murdoch. That's your advantage.
Megan
We want equality. We want.
Homburg
You want our equality. Can't have it. Logic and intelligence belongs to us. Physical manipulation, that's all yours.
Mathias
It's like Dewey Cox. You don't want this.
Homburg
You don't want any. There's a lot of pressure with being a man. Having to be right all the time and fix stuff. And you know when you bump into the car in front of you, I gotta do all the calls for insurance and all that stuff. Come on. You don't want all that. You don't want that nonsense. Use what you've got to your advantage and stop complaining. You end up never ever do you hear men say, stedman. He's just there for the money. Ugh. That's not love. We all wish we were Stedman.
Brady
Oh, in a heartbeat.
Homburg
Every guy out there is like, well, still have to bone Oprah. It's worth it. And I don't think you do. I don't think so. I think Gail's taking care of that. I think Oprah's just like Stedman. Mind the guest house. And Stedman's like, two thumbs up. Oprah. I'll do whatever you say. Stedman is in heaven. And we all wish we could be there. We don't have that juice, ladies. You do. We're too busy, you know, running company. Holmberg's morning sickness. Paying you three quarters of what you.
Mathias
And it's like wondering if, you know, you never hear from Stedman. It's like, is there.
Homburg
Yeah, he's perfect.
Mathias
Is it like the Pope? Is there smoke coming out of the chimney?
Homburg
Is he still alive? Stedman shuts the up. He's the deandre Ayton of husbands. He plays video games all Day probably is weeded out of his mind. He could have dreads down to his ass at this point. No one's seen Stedman in years. Oprah could have killed him. We don't know. Seven doesn't show up anywhere. Doesn't show up at any of her events. She goes on TV talking about Ozempic and how her personal life's a mess. Who's to her?
Brady
Right?
Homburg
Gayle King. I think they've been slapping Chunch for a long time while Stedman's like, I can hear the slapping. I'm not even gonna walk in on it. Yeah, Stedman's a genius and he's living the life. Whether he gets all the money or not someday doesn't matter. He's living with a billionaire who's like, foot in the bill. Perfect. Ladies. This is stupid, but yeah. So they're gonna get married in June. Rupert. And she's Russian or something. I don't know if he ordered her or what happened, but. Elena Zhukova, oligarch, widow, or, you know, I don't know her story. Don't care. She's just the smartest woman on planet earth right now. Elon Musk walks around without a girlfriend. He's got like nine kids. Nobody says anything about that. Nobody calls him a deadbeat dad. Nobody. Nope. He named his kid symbols and schwas and, like, unpronounceable stuff and everything. He's just what he is. Mary Elon Musk. That arrow remains pointed up too. You can imagine. Elon Musk has all the money he's got. He's nowhere near finished. Getting half of what he's got right now would set you up for generations. Getting half of his future earnings. You're gonna own the planet. Yeah. Sometimes I wish I was a woman. No wonder Kim Petras was right. Whatever that dude's name was before what a what a and took it to the next level of what a dude wants a girl to be. Like talking about being a throat goat and touch my coconuts. I'm gonna bang you all night. My album's called Slut Pop. This is a man's brain in a woman's body. And she's the ideal.
Megan
No, it's not like that. It's about romance.
Homburg
Oh, you mean like the Bachelor? Those girls are no different than Kim Petras. They were just born different. There's 30 sluts looking for attention, a dick and some money. They call it marriage because they have to mask it with that or they look like trollops. So what? Anyway, that's my International Women's day speech for 2024.
Mathias
What a way to kick it off.
Homburg
That is a great way to kick it off, ladies. Come on. Go for the paycheck, idiots.
Megan
We want to get paid what men get paid.
Homburg
All right, well, there's one way to do that. You know what that is? You want that extra 15, 20%. There's an option for you.
Megan
You're intimidated by women.
Homburg
Yeah. Cause you guys hold all the power. You're our kryptonite. You know why men are intimidated by women? If we give you more power, we're done. We're signing our death warrant. If we're, like, all right. Also totally equal at the workplace. Ah, Christ. The balance of power would shift ridiculously if it became an all women. There's a reason men fight women leading things. A, we know you can't all get along. There's gonna be drama. B, now you got physical and financial power over us. We're done. It's self preservation to be a little bit like, don't give them everything. They don't even want to acknowledge that. The sexual thing, you know, Again, you start looking at women's TV shows and.
Megan
Think, why can't I find a good man? How come my sex life is all.
Homburg
Dried up if that's on you? You have that power every single second of every day. Go anywhere and ask someone to have sex with you. It's going to happen.
Mathias
I don't watch those fake shows, right?
Homburg
If I go and I start asking people for sex, I'm going to jail. You have the power. International Women's Day. Now use it. And not on me or Brett or Brady. It's a waste of time. Go find yourself a. Go find a Thunderbird. Those dudes are up for it.
Mathias
The Mecham car auction's going on this weekend.
Homburg
Oh, is it this weekend?
Mathias
Yeah, I think so.
Homburg
Wander around there and look for a dude with a tan line on his third finger on his left hand. He's done. Yeah. We just recently got divorced.
Megan
That's terrible.
Homburg
I'm just looking for fun.
Megan
Me too.
Homburg
And then turn that beam on and start, you know, kryptonite in this dude.
Mathias
Right into your wet 15 minutes. You just look at the room and see who's bidding on stuff.
Homburg
Yeah, that's it. The guy who raises his paddle and everybody goes, oh, look at his left finger. It'll have a tan line. He's done. That's why he's getting to buy cars at exorbitant rates. He doesn't have somebody at home going Why'd you do that? He's single and he wants that Corvette. Damn it. Look at Tripping. Trip's an older fella who's single. Why are there not women lined up outside the door? And he's out there buying Porsches and cars and boats and a house. That cat needs a lady immediately. Not just to keep around. Somebody to manipulate him to the grave and take it. That's the goal. Ladies. I'm thinking about it. I push Megan over there all the time.
Megan
Why are you dropping me off at Tripp's house?
Homburg
I don't know. It just seems like that you should be here.
Megan
It's not love.
Homburg
I know.
Brady
But.
Homburg
Hey.
Megan
How much longer does he have now?
Homburg
Come back when you're done.
Mathias
Sorry you have to live at a house on the water. And then back here in Arizona.
Homburg
Sorry that your three houses across the entire nation aren't enough.
Megan
But I don't want to be around.
Homburg
You don't. You don't seem like you really want to be here either. Go do that. Collect, and then we'll then come back. This is easy.
Brady
Sorry about the yacht on the Atlantic Ocean out there. No big deal.
Homburg
I do it for you. Selfish.
Mathias
I've gotta go work out at Bel Air.
Brady
Yeah.
Homburg
While Tripp golf's at Bel Air Country Club. I have to use their gym. Stupid Cheryl Hines from Curb youb Enthusiasm was on my treadmill today. Oh, yeah. Rhett and I went to a spring training game. We sat 20 rows back. Not bad. Your day was better. Equality. You have all the cards, all the power. Stop it. Go get yourself a billionaire and stop wasting time. Likes us. I know it's ruining it for all of us, but we all think it. So let's just be honest about it. Truth. Every guy looks at his wife and goes, her life could have been a lot better than whatever's going on here. No guy looks at it. I did that little impromptu study downstairs and asked sales ladies, if you could plan your deathbed speech to your husband, what would you say? And I mean, it was like they already had it ready.
Megan
I would tell him I love him, and this has been a marvelous time to spend our time.
Homburg
They took it real serious. I asked three guys, you could plan your deathbed speech to your wife. What do you say? Every one of them started with, I'm sorry. It was all. And I'm like, well, I don't even need to go. Then I waited, and I asked my friend Mark at the Suns game. Same thing. And he goes, I don't know. I would apologize and I'm like, of course that we feel like we've done it all wrong. They had better options. We live with that guilt every day.
Megan
I would tell him that having children with him and spending my time with him was the best gift I could.
Homburg
Have been given him.
Megan
As we went on this earth at the same time, just by fate and chance, I enjoyed every second.
Homburg
Wow. That's beautiful. Jill, what do you think Andy would say? First off, let me just start with I'm sorry. I know you could have done better than this. Hopefully you're okay. I enjoyed myself for the most part of our 30 years together. 12 or 13 were great. That's how a dude speech would go. We wouldn't do anything flowery. We'd be apologizing on our deathbed. Brady would just play celebrate me home. His would be different. You're so lucky.
Mathias
You're welcome.
Megan
You're so lucky.
Homburg
You're welcome.
Megan
For having spent this time with me.
Mathias
I'm sorry for such a great life.
Megan
I'm sorry that you don't get this anymore.
Homburg
It's out of control now.
Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona: BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - THURSDAY - March 13, 2025
Host/Author: 98 KUPD | Hubbard Radio
Release Date: March 13, 2025
In this "Best Of" episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), broadcasted on March 13, 2025, host John Holmberg, along with his co-hosts Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, delve into the controversial engagement of media mogul Rupert Murdoch at the age of 92. This episode offers a blend of humor, sharp social commentary, and provocative discussions, characteristic of Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show.
The episode centers around Rupert Murdoch's engagement to a significantly younger woman, sparking a heated debate among the hosts about age disparities in high-profile relationships.
Holmberg opens the discussion with a critical tone:
"Rupert Murdoch, he's a billionaire. He's gonna get married again. At 92 years old. He asked a lady to marry him and he's robbing the cradle. She's 67. Ladies."
— [00:40]
He questions the ethical and social implications of such relationships, highlighting the imbalance of power and the potential for manipulation.
Brady chimes in late into the conversation:
"I still think he could have did better than that though."
— [04:01]
Brady suggests that Murdoch could have chosen someone younger, reinforcing the idea of exploiting age differences for personal gain.
A significant portion of the episode tackles the broader theme of gender equality, or the perceived lack thereof, in relationships and society.
Holmberg declares a provocative stance:
"This is equality. This is what men can't have. You want to talk about equal rights? Give that to us."
— [01:14]
He argues that women possess unique advantages—particularly in manipulation and social influence—that men believe they cannot achieve, turning the concept of equality on its head.
The discussion evolves into a critique of societal expectations and the pressures faced by men:
"There's a lot of pressure with being a man. Having to be right all the time and fix stuff."
— [12:53]
Holmberg emphasizes the societal burden placed on men to always be the problem-solvers, contrasting it with what he perceives as women's strategic advantages.
The hosts draw parallels between Murdoch's engagement and reality TV shows like The Bachelor, using them as frameworks to discuss modern romance and manipulation.
Holmberg fantasizes about a new reality show concept:
"Rupert the Bachelor. You. Can you imagine the age range? 18 to 80. It would be every one."
— [02:23]
He envisions a show where participants range vastly in age, critiquing the superficiality and manipulative nature of such formats.
Megan counters, attempting to add depth:
"It's all for love. It's all the blablab."
— [02:44]
However, Holmberg remains skeptical, suggesting that what is portrayed as romance is merely strategic manipulation for personal gain.
Holmberg posits that relationships, especially involving older billionaires and younger women, are fundamentally transactional.
He articulates:
"Stop trying to get the advantages men have, which is intelligence. Rat logic. And start using what you've got, which is the ability to manipulate us like nothing else on this planet and use it. There's your equality."
— [02:56]
Here, Holmberg suggests that women leverage their social and manipulative skills to attain similar or greater power dynamics traditionally held by men.
The episode is peppered with humorous exchanges and light-hearted banter that highlights the hosts' camaraderie and sharp wit.
Mathias and Holmberg joke about public perceptions of relationships:
Mathias: "Unbelievable."
Holmberg: "18 to 80. It would be every one."
— [02:26] / [02:35]
Additionally, the hosts humorously speculate about fictional characters and scenarios, maintaining an engaging and entertaining atmosphere throughout the discussion.
A poignant segment explores what individuals might express in their final moments, revealing deeper insights into gender perspectives on relationships.
Holmberg shares his findings:
"I did that little impromptu study downstairs and asked sales ladies, if you could plan your deathbed speech to your husband, what would you say? And I mean, it was like they already had it ready. They took it real serious."
— [15:12]
In contrast, when men are asked the same question, their responses are largely apologetic and regretful, lacking the heartfelt expressions often shared by women:
"Every one of them started with, I'm sorry. It was all. And I'm like, well, I don't even need to go."
— [16:16]
Megan adds a contrasting perspective:
"I would tell him I love him, and this has been a marvelous time to spend our time."
— [16:20]
This segment underscores the emotional disconnect Holmberg perceives between men and women regarding the expression of love and regret.
As the episode wraps up, Holmberg reflects on the complexities of modern relationships, the pursuit of power, and the elusive quest for genuine connection.
He muses:
"Ladies, stop with the inequality talk and recognize where your advantages live. Stop trying to get the advantages men have, which is intelligence. Rat logic. And start using what you've got, which is the ability to manipulate us like nothing else on this planet and use it."
— [03:40]
Holmberg calls for a reevaluation of societal norms and personal strategies in relationships, urging listeners to acknowledge and utilize inherent advantages to achieve equality and fulfillment.
Holmberg: "Do any of you people do any actual work?"
— [00:40]
Brady: "I still think he could have did better than that though."
— [04:01]
Holmberg: "Use your strength. 67, Rupert Murdoch, single. There should have been a line around the world to get into that house."
— [06:11]
Megan: "It's about romance."
— [11:26]
Holmberg: "Every guy out there is like, well, still have to bone Oprah. It's worth it."
— [08:38]
Megan: "No, it's not like that."
— [11:26]
Holmberg: "International Women's Day. Now use it."
— [12:53]
This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provocatively examines the intersection of age, power, and gender in high-profile relationships, using Rupert Murdoch's engagement as a focal point. Through a blend of humor, satire, and critical analysis, the hosts challenge listeners to reconsider societal norms and the true nature of equality in modern relationships.
For more episodes, tune in to 98 KUPD (97.9 FM), the 98KUPD app, or visit www.98kupd.com. Broadcasts are available weekdays from 5:30 AM to 10:00 AM.