BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - TUESDAY - March 11, 2025 - Brady Report - MIX - March 2024

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - TUESDAY - March 11, 2025 - Brady Report - MIX - March 2024
Release Date: March 11, 2025
Host: John Holmberg
Co-Hosts: Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, Dick Toledo
Platform: 98 KUPD (97.9 FM, 98KUPD app, www.98kupd.com)
Air Time: Weekdays 5:30 AM - 10:00 AM

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1. Historical Insights: Colonization and Its Impact on Aboriginal Australians

Timestamp: 01:38 - 05:03

Brady initiates a discussion on the colonization of Australia, challenging the common misconception that rum was the first currency used by the colonizers. He clarifies that the Aboriginal people had their own forms of currency and social systems prior to and during colonization.

Notable Quote:
Brady (02:14): “The first currency was probably Aborigine poon. That was getting thrown around pretty reg. You thought we were bad to the Native Americans.”

He recounts a visit to an Aboriginal center in the rainforest, describing the facilities and the unfortunate portrayal of Aboriginal history through emotionally charged presentations.

Notable Quote:
Brady (04:41): “We don't really need this. It's just to get rid of them.”

The conversation highlights the environmental manipulation through dam constructions that aimed to displace Aboriginal communities, reflecting on the broader themes of systemic oppression and environmental injustice.

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2. Eaton, Indiana Fraud Case: A Tale of Deception in Real Estate

Timestamp: 05:17 - 08:22

The hosts delve into a local fraud case from Eaton, Indiana, where a woman deceitfully purchases a house without her husband's knowledge. The deceptive act involves breaking windows and a lockbox to gain unauthorized access to the property.

Notable Quote:
Unknown Speaker (05:50): “She fake bought the house?”

Brady critiques the lack of communication and trust in the relationship, emphasizing the absurdity of the fraud.

Notable Quote:
Brady (06:12): “If you can fool someone into moving into a home that you say you bought together, you're the dumb one.”

The segment further explores the legal repercussions, including charges like possession of stolen property and fraud, highlighting the complexities and consequences of such deceitful actions.

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3. Sunoco Gas Station Altercation: Bananas Turn Violent

Timestamp: 08:22 - 10:06

An incident at a Sunoco gas station in Pittsburgh is recounted, where a customer resorted to throwing bananas at an employee, Yabaraj Budathoki, escalating into a physical confrontation involving a PVC pipe.

Notable Quote:
Unknown Speaker (08:22): “... started throwing bananas at Ybaraj.”

Brady humorously interacts about his name, adding levity to the otherwise serious situation.

Notable Quote:
Brady (09:07): “Oh, hey, from now I tell you right now, Brady, you say my name like it is bad.”

The segment discusses the altercation's severity, with the employee causing significant harm, and debates the stereotypes associated with convenience store workers.

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4. Restaurant Merger Madness: Applebee’s and IHOP Become "Hoplebees"

Timestamp: 10:06 - 12:30

The hosts mockingly explore the hypothetical merger of Applebee’s and IHOP into a new establishment dubbed "Hoplebees." They debate the practicality and absurdity of combining two distinct restaurant brands under one roof.

Notable Quote:
Brady (10:56): “Yeah, it's like a Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. So one half's an IHOP. And then when you're done digesting that, go have some lunch.”

Brady proposes a humorous entrepreneurial idea of creating a bariatric apartment building catering to large patrons, integrating the merged restaurant concept.

Notable Quote:
Brady (11:33): “You need to build. You know, here's an idea for an entrepreneurial type...”

The discussion extends to envisioning the logistical challenges of such a merger, including shared spaces and marketing strategies, ultimately highlighting the farcical nature of the concept.

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5. Regional Slang Report: America's Favorite and Hated Slang Terms

Timestamp: 12:30 - 20:38

A comprehensive report from World Tips on regional slang across the United States sparks a lively debate among the hosts. They examine the most beloved and despised slang terms, particularly focusing on Texas and New York vernaculars.

Notable Quote:
Unknown Speaker (17:31): “America's favorite overall slang region... Hawaii dialect, followed by New York, Philadelphia, Boston and New Orleans.”

Brady questions the validity of certain terms, such as "conniption," arguing their literal meanings versus their slang usage.

Notable Quote:
Brady (18:37): “But conniption is an actual word. How's it...”

The hosts express varying opinions on terms like "wicked," "no cap," and "brolic," discussing their origins, meanings, and relevance among different age groups and regions.

Notable Quote:
Brady (19:16): “No cap. That's slang. No cap. Not lying.”

They also touch upon the least favorite slang terms, including "slashie" from Chicago and "grabowski" from Boston, critiquing their practicality and appeal.

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6. Spring Break Shenanigans: Bartender Slaps and Water Buckets

Timestamp: 20:38 - 23:15

The conversation shifts to a Florida bartender who has capitalized on spring break by offering a service where patrons can pay to have shots and water thrown in their faces. The hosts humorously debate the novelty and effectiveness of this unique business model.

Notable Quote:
Brady (21:20): “She does the shot out of her mouth, chucks water, and then hits you. I don't want to do jack.”

They discuss the intersection of this practice with frat culture, expressing disdain for the exaggerated behaviors exhibited by fraternity members and the overall frat lifestyle.

Notable Quote:
Brady (22:43): “This is the one that hits this multi slapper.”

The segment highlights the lengths to which individuals go for entertainment and the often absurd manifestations of youth culture during spring break.

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7. Fraternity Follies: Anecdotes from the Frat Side

Timestamp: 23:15 - End

Wrapping up, Brady shares personal anecdotes about his experiences with fraternity life, lamenting the embarrassing and destructive behaviors that can emerge within such social structures.

Notable Quote:
Brady (24:23): “I pissed off your fraternity brothers by putting Cokes in the beer machine.”

He reflects on the misguided actions and parties that characterized his time in a fraternity, expressing regret and embarrassment over the choices made.

Notable Quote:
Brady (24:39): “I've had some, you know, 50, almost 52 years on the planet. I had some bad days. That's a top tenner, hanging out with those idiots.”

The hosts collectively agree on the pitfalls of frat culture, emphasizing personal growth and moving beyond past mistakes.

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness provides a blend of historical insights, local news stories, cultural critiques, and personal anecdotes. Through engaging and often humorous discussions, Brady, Bret, and Dick navigate a diverse array of topics, offering listeners both entertainment and thoughtful commentary. From uncovering lesser-known historical facts to dissecting modern slang and societal behaviors, the episode encapsulates the essence of Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show—provoking thought, laughter, and reflection among its audience.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Brady (02:14): "The first currency was probably Aborigine poon. That was getting thrown around pretty reg."
• Brady (06:12): "If you can fool someone into moving into a home that you say you bought together, you're the dumb one."
• Brady (10:56): “Yeah, it's like a Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. So one half's an IHOP. And then when you're done digesting that, go have some lunch.”
• Brady (19:16): “No cap. That's slang. No cap. Not lying.”
• Brady (22:43): “This is the one that hits this multi slapper.”

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Transcript

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[Brady]

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[Unknown Speaker]

Good Tuesday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello world.

[Brady]

Hi.

[Unknown Speaker]

When Australia was colonized in 1788, the first currency they used was rum. And that lasted for more than a decade before they came up with a real type of money.

[Brady]

Now, in fairness, because I am a little more aware of this, the first currency in Australia after it was colonized is the important part, because the first currency in Australia was not rum. It was whatever the Aborigines were using. But we don't count that they lived there. They hadn't colonized it yet.

[Unknown Speaker]

Right.

[Brady]

And the first. Yeah, the first currency was probably Aborigine poon. That was getting thrown around pretty reg. You thought we were bad to the Native Americans. They took. Hold their beer, lots of liberty. Holy smokes. They. They took everything we did bad and then like amplified it. When you go to the. I went to an Aborigine center in the rainforest. I forgot where I was. I was up in this beautiful. They. They built this. You. You take a train to an Abo village. And you're not supposed to call it that, but that's what everybody did. And you get out of the train and then they sit and they'll. And while we're getting closer and closer, just remember, don't touch or feed any of the Aborigines. It's frowned upon. Go to any of the shops we guide you to. But they'll be begging and you cannot feed them. It just perpetuates the issue. Thank you. And you get off the little trolley. Yes. And there are people just laying around in this weird. Make sure it's like the Renaissance Festival. It all looks like pop up stores but sleepier. But they're not in charge of any of it. And then you go in and some white ladies are going, would you like some scones? Like sure. Where are we? She goes, oh, you're an Aborigine village. And I'm like, who are you? My name's a guru. I'm like, no it's not. You're blonde. And then you get in this weird gondola and ride for miles over the rainforest. And when it ends, you're at the beach and there's this gorgeous building that you go into and you're like, this is amazing history, this rainforest. And down by the water. And then a lady gets on a thing and says all right, now we're going to take you into a room to watch a small video about the terror and horrors that the Aborigines went through when the white men came to colonize. And it was an hour of crying and horror when those Australian prisoners showed up and slaughtered. They intentionally move them to wetlands and then dammed the rivers. And when they complained, all right, Club Glob Glob broke the dams down. Meanwhile, when they were building the dams, they would reroute where it's going to go to. To make. To flood them out eventually. So we'll move them here.

[Unknown Speaker]

Shouldn't we turn right here on the.

[Brady]

Take their water away. And then when they start complaining, we'll have by that time built a brand new waterway right over the top of them.

[Dick Toledo]

Watch them be uppity now.

[Brady]

And they did it without the first one complains. Open the dam. We don't really need this. It's just to get rid of them. They waited, they built dams and then rerouted the waterway until the. Until the abbos complained. Why do you do the things? Ah, you want us to get rid of that dam? We need a water back. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, you want it all at once?

[Brady]

Donk. They want their water back like we predicted. So go ahead. Bye. What do you mean bye? Bye.

[Unknown Speaker]

Just saying.

[Brady]

Just goodbye.

[Unknown Speaker]

In Eaton, Indiana, this couple we're moving into their brand new home. She went through the real estate process, got all the papers in, handed the keys, went to the house. What happened? She got into the house first and then her husband pulls up with the U Haul with all the furniture. Problem is she faked all the documents.

[Brady]

She fake bought the house?

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah. And then didn't tell her husband.

[Brady]

She let him get into the packing phase.

[Unknown Speaker]

So all they packed up, ready to go. We got a new house.

[Brady]

She this was revenge earlier.

[Unknown Speaker]

Broke window, opened the door and then broke the lockbox to get the keys. Said, I got the keys, come on over, bring the truck. He had no idea that the process.

[Brady]

You just thought, well, he's dumber than she is.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, if he. He's got a co sign, you gotta.

[Brady]

Sign a couple things or at least, you know, have a moment where you recognize how much money went out the door for this house. Yeah, he's the dumbest of the two. If you can fool someone into moving into a home that you say you bought together, you're the dumb one.

[Unknown Speaker]

Or she might have bought the house.

[Brady]

Why did she need to break the windows to get in it?

[Unknown Speaker]

Because she didn't buy the house.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. Then she didn't buy the house.

[Unknown Speaker]

Well, she got through the lockbox, brings in the U Haul. Then the police were called because the realtor notice that the forms that she filled out, there were some typos in it.

[Brady]

What forms did she fill out? You don't know this story Spitballing. You are just throwing. No, you're literally throwing against the window.

[Dick Toledo]

Your jigsaw puzzle is in nine pieces in front of you.

[Brady]

One of your defenses was, well, she bought the house, but she didn't buy the house.

[Unknown Speaker]

She even showed the paperwork that she filled up the house.

[Brady]

What paperwork?

[Unknown Speaker]

The realtor said they noticed something was off in the forms due to grammatical error. Such as contact you at. Instead of contact us at.

[Brady]

Why is the real estate agent getting paperwork?

[Unknown Speaker]

Because she sent the paperwork to the realtor and nobody.

[Brady]

He's on first. Nobody knew. Okay. Helen Keller is real Brady's fan.

[Unknown Speaker]

I'm just telling you it went down.

[Brady]

Just telling you what went down. What went down?

[Unknown Speaker]

Her weak attempt at saying she bought.

[Brady]

The house, but the real estate agents involved.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, because she's like, wait a minute. She did not buy the house. They put in the offer and there it is.

[Dick Toledo]

There it is.

[Brady]

They offered for the home. Yeah.

[Unknown Speaker]

And she just said, told her husband offered what was around the mountain. We're moving in the house. I get the keys on Friday. Start loading up.

[Brady]

That's a little bit different story right there. They actually went out of their way to talk to the real estate agent, make an offer, have some paperwork put together, and then she just didn't accept the lack of response.

[Unknown Speaker]

She's facing the charges of possession of stolen property, fraud, criminal mischief, burglary, residential entry. According to the Pittsburgh Public Safety, Yabaraj Budathoki of Pittsburgh is facing charges of aggravated assault or reckless endangerment on an incident. It began when a male customer came into the Sunoco gas station.

[Brady]

Wait a minute. That guy works at a Sunoco gas station convenience store? Yeah, we're not allowed to bring that up.

[Unknown Speaker]

So the male customer came in and.

[Brady]

Nothing to see here. Nope, Totally normal.

[Unknown Speaker]

Started throwing bananas at Ybaraj.

[Brady]

What are you doing? Did you say what was his last name again?

[Unknown Speaker]

Buddha? Thokey.

[Brady]

Oh, hey, from now I tell you right now, Brady, you say my name like it is bad. Like barage boot of. That is not my name, my friend.

[Unknown Speaker]

According to y, the customer then picked up more bananas and threw at him. Then he said, stop. Then the customers took a swing at him.

[Brady]

Was it Harry Belafani's kid?

[Unknown Speaker]

That's when Ybarraj picked up the PVC pipe and beat the crap out of the man.

[Brady]

You happen to have one nearby? A PVC behind.

[Unknown Speaker]

Behind the. Yeah, it was a. I mean, that.

[Brady]

Would hurt, but it would persuade her.

[Unknown Speaker]

Self defense deal behind the counter. The guy's suffering. He's in serious condition right now in the hospital. Possible brain bleed.

[Brady]

Oh, he was facing him with the pvc, but that was one of them. Thick pvc, not sprinkler lines like I'm thinking. Yeah, he's got one of those big.

[Unknown Speaker]

He did some damage, so they'll have to compare the stories. He's saying himself to fence, ignore how.

[Brady]

I look and sound in the music that plays. Behind me. I am not a stereotype of who works at a convenience store in the Pittsburgh area.

[Dick Toledo]

How's that accent again?

[Brady]

How yin's doing? Have you watched Pat McAfee today? He's a fantastic man about the city of bridges. Bill Cower comes in here every once in a while and throws bananas at me too. We can't say it, but when they say Yahaj Maharj Mahaj works at a 7 11, we're all supposed to go. That's. I don't like that. You know how you get rid of that stereotype? If all those people would stop trying to work at those places or own them. Well, no, no, they already own them. Just stop working there. Oh. So stop being behind the counter and.

[Dick Toledo]

Trevor to do it.

[Brady]

Yeah. Kill the stereotype.

[Unknown Speaker]

Applebee's and IHOP are merging.

[Brady]

Oh, my God. It's a super collider of crap.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, no.

[Brady]

What's happening?

[Unknown Speaker]

They're gonna have to. What they're doing is they're Hoplebees.

[Brady]

Applebee's works Apple Hop, Ihoplebees, Apple Hop.

[Unknown Speaker]

They're going to keep the same names. They're basically going to build. I crap a building. And they'll have both restaurants in one building.

[Brady]

Oh, it's like a Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Brady]

So one half's an ihop. And then when you're done digesting that, go have some lunch.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yep.

[Brady]

Oh, fatties are gonna love Rudy Tooty.

[Dick Toledo]

Fresh and fruity and some riblets.

[Brady]

You need to build. You know, here's an idea for an entrepreneurial type with some. Get with. Get with my friend Mark over at national bank of Arizona and get the financing to build a bariatric apartment building for giant fat people all around that thing with one stop shopping for your meals every day. IHOP and Applebee's. You got breakfast.

[Unknown Speaker]

Like, you put it in the courtyard, maybe build.

[Brady]

Yeah, Build all around it. And then there's an apple hop right in the middle of it. I'm heading down to that. Hoplebee's probably gonna be there to revere ours.

[Unknown Speaker]

That replaces the clubhouse with the fitness center and all that.

[Brady]

There's no need for that. Imagine the freight elevators is a danger because that was, like, part of the plan, right? What would normally go there? You're right. And then the defibrillation room is where the sauna would go. What do you name that? I hopped. I hoppled. These I have.

[Dick Toledo]

Doesn't roll together, does it?

[Unknown Speaker]

They're not going to. They'll keep them separate.

[Brady]

Applebee, you spitballing on that? No, he's saying there's a divider in the middle of the room. It's like CB Live and Desert Ridge Improv has that wall. Sometimes they can open it.

[Unknown Speaker]

We have one building with two restaurants. The flower child in north.

[Dick Toledo]

We.

[Brady]

We do. We have. We don't live in Gilbert. So it's them.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, we.

[Brady]

Yeah. And I'm glad. Them against the world that you have that because it keeps you from coming to the good flower child.

[Unknown Speaker]

But I don't know if they share the same kitchen.

[Brady]

I don't care.

[Unknown Speaker]

No, they're two separate things.

[Brady]

Only you wonder those things.

[Unknown Speaker]

Jalapenos have not been hot for a while because they change the formula. They modified them 40 years ago. Farmers intentionally started growing them to be a bigger. To be bigger and less hot. They're actually called the Tam2 peppers or the most popular jalapeno created by a team at Texas A and M. Reason being is now jalapenos are used in more foods.

[Brady]

They're bigger. You gotta grow them bigger. They're a little less powerful.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yep.

[Brady]

His news feeds. Where does he take this information? I'm scouring the Internet.

[Unknown Speaker]

Biggest story yet.

[Brady]

I. Yeah. The headlines all. I've never known someone who talks about food.

[Unknown Speaker]

More now available. John Cheese it. Flavored ranch.

[Brady]

Here we go.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hidden Valley just announced the.

[Brady]

You know what we need to do is start to look at the whole news feed and see what he skips. Probably amazing stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know, man. Because we. We pay for this service.

[Brady]

Yeah. And if you've noticed, whatever they.

[Dick Toledo]

The ones that he gets from the service geared toward him.

[Brady]

That's what I'm saying. I think there's an algorithm just ahead.

[Unknown Speaker]

Of National Ranch Day on March. Jesus.

[Brady]

This one cures.

[Unknown Speaker]

That's the one cured paralysis.

[Brady]

Nobody cares about these stories. Do you guys know jalapenos aren't as hot as they once were?

[Unknown Speaker]

Grilled cheese flavored tomato soup. Campbell's rolled that out. And your favorite's gonna be the Oscar Meyer meatless hot dogs over there.

[Brady]

I just.

[Dick Toledo]

It's the same thing you said about the butter. What possible.

[Brady]

Yeah. What in the world do you think leads you down a road to say, wow, people will love this.

[Unknown Speaker]

And if you're asking, I prefer the Elgin stick.

[Brady]

Nobody's else. Nobody's give you Elgin stick.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, exactly. Elgin Baylor.

[Brady]

Yeah, that's right. All 18 inches of that. People want to know about Campbell's new grilled cheese tomato soup. No, they won't.

[Unknown Speaker]

In a survey of millennial men, 72% said they're anxious about how their body smells on any typical day. 52% worry about that they have BO and they aren't aware of it. And out of that, 59% said they'd like someone to tell them they smell.

[Brady]

I'm constantly worried that I stink.

[Unknown Speaker]

Body parts. Men are most concerned about armpits. Well, that's number one. Their neck, their hair, my face, their head and hair. And then arms.

[Dick Toledo]

No, Brady, you don't have to worry about that.

[Brady]

Neck one. Yeah. Or head and hair. Where do you stay? Why do you smell so bad? All these things you don't even have.

[Unknown Speaker]

25% of men said they're worried about the smell of their hands.

[Brady]

I am now worried about smelling my hand. Why do they smell like Brett's nuts? What have you been doing? You and Bennett smell like my. My daughter in law, Bennett. Yeah, I'm constantly worried that I stink. I hate it. Breath, armpits. I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be that guy that we all. Everybody's had. That office guy that. Whose clothes didn't dry, right.

[Dick Toledo]

The guy who had garlic at lunch.

[Brady]

That guy is. Well, at least that's a one off if it's every day. But the dude whose clothes. Yeah, sorry about that. You don't smell like garlic, you just sweat it. But the people who have the clothes that they don't dry right, they sound. They smell stale. And it's usually. All of us will talk about it for months. Nobody ever says, dude, give him those gain scent beads. Right? But he stinks for days. And every time he's around, that's part of it. That's musty, gross, or body odor, people. And you're just like, how don't you know? And then I. Then I'm like, maybe, I don't know, maybe nobody's telling me. Oh, I worry constantly that my breath is terrible. I stink.

[Unknown Speaker]

The site World Tips just put out a comprehensive report on regional slang throughout the US covering 14 areas with distinct dialects like Hawaii, New York, Philadelphia, Boston, New Orleans, Midwestern Pittsburgh, Seattle.

[Brady]

Sure.

[Unknown Speaker]

So here are the five. What's that?

[Brady]

Seattle has an accent.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes.

[Brady]

So I don't think so. Dialect.

[Unknown Speaker]

America's favorite overall slang region.

[Brady]

Oakland, Hawaii.

[Unknown Speaker]

Hawaii dialect, followed by why not New York?

[Brady]

I listen to people on the Internet and most of them are speaking with. No, that sounds like Oakland Street, Right? Everybody's speaking Oakland, but I found it.

[Unknown Speaker]

So Hawaii number one, followed by New York, Philadelphia, Boston and New Orleans.

[Brady]

Philly I put New Orleans way over Boston and Philly.

[Unknown Speaker]

They didn't do our least favorite. But the four that didn't make the top 10. Mississippi, Seattle, Pittsburgh, and Midwestern. Our most loved slang word overall comes from Texas.

[Brady]

Cooch.

[Unknown Speaker]

Conniption.

[Brady]

Oh, that's a slang word. Yeah, it's like a real word.

[Unknown Speaker]

Wicked is second.

[Brady]

He just reports it. Doesn't look. Doesn't look into it. But conniption is an actual word. How's it.

[Unknown Speaker]

Sure, but it can be. I mean, don't slang words make the.

[Brady]

Was it made in Texas? Yeah, but I mean, what are the. How are they using it as slang, is my point. Like, when you say somebody had a conniption, you're actually defining that they had a.

[Unknown Speaker]

Had a fit, a rage, a tantrum.

[Brady]

Right. That's a conniption. That's what it means.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. I'm confused.

[Unknown Speaker]

What about wicked?

[Brady]

Like, slang's like dope. A wicked sort of slang. The way they use it, like, that's wicked. So you're taking something that's.

[Unknown Speaker]

Kim is also slang. That's out of Texas. That's the third most favorite one my.

[Dick Toledo]

Son uses all the time.

[Unknown Speaker]

No cap, dad.

[Dick Toledo]

No cap.

[Brady]

No cap. That's slang. No cap. Not lying. Right.

[Unknown Speaker]

Most hated slang term is from Chicago, Slashy, which is a hybrid bar or liquor store establishment never heard of before.

[Brady]

Went to a slashie.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah.

[Brady]

Is that the party word Ripper from.

[Unknown Speaker]

Boston, the second most hated anything. And the third most hated is Colorado. Kool Aid. Slang for Coors.

[Brady]

Oh, all right. I sort of like that for some reason. I think I do, too. I like Colorado.

[Unknown Speaker]

The favorite slang from New York is cringe. From California's out of pocket in Chicago, Grabowski, inspired by the local football agent Jim Grabowskowski.

[Brady]

And what is that? How do you use Grabowski in a sentence?

[Unknown Speaker]

They didn't say. They didn't say on that one. But they said out of pocket, which is used when someone has crossed a line.

[Brady]

Right. So he's.

[Unknown Speaker]

I didn't know that.

[Brady]

He's gone out of pocket. Yeah, but Grabowski, you got no idea.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah, they didn't follow.

[Brady]

But it's great slang to bring up to people is what you're saying, even though you have no idea how to use it in the sentence.

[Unknown Speaker]

The most hated slang from New York is brolich.

[Brady]

What's that one?

[Unknown Speaker]

Which is having an exceptionally muscular physique for, like, buff or swole.

[Brady]

Brolic.

[Unknown Speaker]

Swole.

[Brady]

Brolic sounds like a. I'd sound something different. Yeah. Brolic is something that happens in the gym, but in the locker rooms privately. You want a Brolic? I'm good. You know what? I'm going to go for that.

[Dick Toledo]

Are you.

[Brady]

Get over here. Great value. Give me some of that vanilla Brolic.

[Unknown Speaker]

A bartender in Florida is making a good living right now because spring breaks happening and she's making a bunch of money slapping spring breakers in the face.

[Brady]

I've seen this video. She's kind of cute.

[Unknown Speaker]

She's not cute enough to hit me for 30 bucks. You take a shot, you have a pitcher of water thrown in your face. You hit slap bar.

[Brady]

She's in a blue bikini in the video I saw.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yeah. Right now, she's selling up to basically $6,000 worth of shots a night.

[Brady]

I mean, it's novelty fun and she does have a great set of abs.

[Unknown Speaker]

But the one they're showing is frat bro.

[Brady]

Oh, yeah, no, the frat guys are all over this. I mean, this is that all day long. Yeah, this is idiot patrol. But she's cute, too. She's cute, she's got a great body, but it's not like super celebrate. She does the shot out of her mouth, chucks water, and then hits you. I don't want to do jack. Like, they're much worse than the. Than the bro. There really isn't much worse than a gaggle of bros, too. If you get a murder of bros.

[Unknown Speaker]

Together, it's got a couple of radio videos.

[Brady]

By the way, I got an email from a celebrity about the Bennett situation a few seconds ago. It says, I feel bad for that girl who's fallen in love with both her original boyfriend and her boyfriend's dad. The reason I'm sad is because she can't even afford a car with trunk space for her grandchild. Signed Casey Anthony. And I'm like, wow. Well, thanks for checking in, Casey. Just get rid of one of the angles on the. On the triangle of love. Casey Anthony checking in.

[Dick Toledo]

This one's violent.

[Brady]

This is the one that hits this multi slapper. Oh, this is. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the. A gaggle of idiots that stand at the bar. All them frat boys just getting smacked. I'll do it, bro. She can't hurt me. And then a bartender pours a bucket of water on all five of them cheeks, and she goes, yeah, it's teeks.

[Dick Toledo]

It's 20 bucks for a shot and to get wet.

[Brady]

Alpha teaks. Teaks and a hell Idiots. God, no one likes fraternity people. Sorry, Brady, no one likes you. Not here.

[Unknown Speaker]

Now, currently, I missed out on the.

[Brady]

Slapper currently you're fine. But the. Huh. The Pikes or something walked into that goddamn Q Club. Pikes in the house. Like, what's going on? We're just walking into an establishment. They had a little triangle, like they were, you know, New Zealand warriors.

[Dick Toledo]

They were doing a haka.

[Brady]

Stop it. Everything turned into a chant. They did this thing. Also, I hated them. Why was I hanging out with those guys? I hate them. They would do this thing where one guy would say something, one go. That's a slow clap. And then they'd start all clapping, and I'm like, what are we doing? Homework. You're not doing it. I'm like, I'm not in your little stupid pay for friends club either, idiot. Yeah, you're late on dues. I liked a couple of guys. They worked at Tony Rose, and then they took me over to their frats. Their parties were.

[Unknown Speaker]

We didn't do that. When I was in a fraternity, we pinned ladies and we wore straw hats.

[Brady]

And serenaded and you saw in black and white.

[Unknown Speaker]

Yes.

[Brady]

I'm gonna make her mine. Here's my letterman's jacket. Gentlemen, I'd like you to clean up the fraternity house. I'm about to bring around my best gal.

[Dick Toledo]

I pissed off your fraternity brothers by putting Cokes in the beer machine.

[Brady]

I pinned a little lady over there from the Alva Moose, and boy, does she love cocaine. Wow. This newfangled thing called cocaine. How about that admission? They didn't know what it was yet.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, there you go.

[Brady]

Keeps you up. You can study even longer. That just means better grades. We are the best. We. I hated that that might be. I've had. I've had some, you know, 50, almost 52 years on the planet. I had some bad days. That's a top tenner, hanging out with those idiots. That was just the most embarrassed I've ever been. And the fact that they thought, and I got to hand it to them, a couple of girls were interested in that kind of crap. It was just awful. Just awful behavior by awful people. It's out of control now.