BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - TUESDAY - March 11, 2025 - PARTONE-Latest Listener Drama Email - March 2024

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: BEST OF HMS PODCASTS - TUESDAY - March 11, 2025 - PART ONE: Latest Listener Drama Email - March 2024
Release Date: March 11, 2025

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Introduction

In this episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness (HMS), Arizona's #1 Morning Radio Show hosted by John Holmberg, the team delves into one of their most explosive listener-submitted emails from March 2024. Joined by Brady Bogen, Bret Vesely, and Dick Toledo, Holmberg navigates the complexities of a deeply troubling family drama, blending humor with incisive commentary to engage and, at times, disturb their audience.

Listener Email Overview

The focal point of this episode is an email from a listener named Bennett, who shares a harrowing account of familial betrayal and incestuous relationships. Bennett recounts how his son, a 20-year-old, broke up with his girlfriend—Bennett’s daughter-in-law—after she became pregnant. Despite the tumultuous breakup, Bennett chose not to evict her from their home, leading to an unforeseen and scandalous relationship between himself and his son's ex-girlfriend.

Notable Quote:

Bennett (Email): "I need someone to make sense of this, A. And B, I need you to make fun of me. I need to hear from you because I'll hear the truth."
[03:03]

Host Reactions and Analysis

Upon reading Bennett’s email, Holmberg and his co-hosts react with a mix of shock, disbelief, and dark humor. They dissect the situation meticulously, highlighting the ethical and emotional chaos that ensues when personal boundaries within a family are grossly violated.

Notable Quotes:

• Holmberg: "He fell in love with his son's girlfriend who gave birth to his biological granddaughter. And he was going to marry her because in the interim of him having his son break up with this pregnant girl and keeping her in the house, he fell in love with her."
  [03:57]

• Brady: "Sounds like the beginning of a pornhub video."
  [03:25]

The hosts emphasize the abnormality of Bennett’s actions, questioning his motivations and the long-term implications for all parties involved. They explore themes of power dynamics, emotional manipulation, and the devastating impact on familial relationships.

Notable Quotes:

• Holmberg: "You have to stop boning your granddaughter's mother. That just has to happen. What is going on out there?"
  [05:20]

• Brady: "Are you telling me he fell in love with postpartum?"
  [22:05]

Humor Amidst Horror

Despite the gravity of the situation, the hosts incorporate their signature humor to navigate the uncomfortable topics. They create humorous analogies and exaggerated scenarios to underscore the absurdity and horror of Bennett’s predicament.

Notable Quotes:

• Holmberg: "Half brother, uncle cousin's a great band name. Half brother, uncle cousin."
  [13:45]

• Brady: "What would the kid be? It would be its own nephew, let's say."
  [09:35]

This blend of humor serves to both engage the audience and provide a coping mechanism for discussing such a sensitive and disturbing issue.

Moral and Ethical Considerations

Throughout the discussion, the hosts grapple with the moral implications of Bennett’s actions. They question the values and decision-making processes that led to such a destructive situation, urging listeners to reflect on the importance of setting and respecting personal boundaries within families.

Notable Quotes:

• Holmberg: "You're Eskimo brothers with your son."
  [07:00]

• Holmberg: "Please make fun of me. I know it's bad. Bennett. Bennett and I. I don't care about your lives."
  [14:25]

The conversation underscores the necessity of addressing and resolving such conflicts to prevent further emotional and psychological harm.

Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the episode draws to a close, Holmberg and his team reiterate the severity of Bennett’s story, offering a blend of empathy and stern advice. They encourage listeners to seek professional help in dealing with similar familial crises and emphasize the importance of maintaining healthy and respectful relationships.

Notable Quotes:

• Holmberg: "Don't commit suicide. Like Queen said, don't try suicide. Think about it though, and then realize you're better off outside of this family."
  [16:07]

• Brady: "People want to know what this broad looks like. So send that hillbilly toothless pictures over."
  [20:30]

By addressing such a contentious and emotionally charged topic, Holmberg's Morning Sickness not only entertains but also provokes important conversations about family dynamics, ethical behavior, and personal responsibility.

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Key Takeaways:

• Family Boundaries: The episode highlights the catastrophic consequences of crossing personal and familial boundaries.
• Ethical Dilemmas: It delves into the ethical complexities surrounding relationships within a family unit.
• Humor as a Coping Mechanism: The hosts effectively use humor to discuss and process disturbing content.
• Listener Engagement: By dissecting listener emails, the show fosters a sense of community and shared experiences among its audience.

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Transcript

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[Brady]

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[Holmberg]

Best of the Morning Sickness is on the air. Do any of you people do any actual work? The Best of Homburg's Morning Sickness. All right. Yeah. A few weeks ago we had that lady wandering. That was on Flag Day or President's Day. What day was it was President's Day. Right. And her husband stayed home and banged her. His brother in law.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

And she came home early from work and caught him and it started that storm of crazy. And I'm like, why are you. She emailed us to out him to basically say this was the guy who did it. And I didn't use his name where he works. My brother was his victim. But they were. He was in on it. He loved it. They'd been at it for 11 years. Crazy great story. Then we hear from somebody they worked with saying that this crazy lady's done this before. And then that was one. The one that started. The guy from Gilbert. Oh, it just got out. It got out of control. It's a great week. Maybe this will do the same because this is a very similar thing. Why you people and this is not unusual that for some reason I'm a sounding board on my email for you're crazy. There's another one. This one's pretty good too. It's not a what would Brady do? Because there's nothing you can do about this. But it kind of has that vibe says, hey, Holmberg, here's some drama for you. My son is 20. He came home, he came to me on Thanksgiving to tell me that he was going to leave his girlfriend of the last two and a half years and she lives with us because she's pregnant with his baby. And he said we're not getting along. I found someone Else. And I need you to kick her out. When I break up with her, evidently everybody living at dad's house. And he said. I told him that I wasn't going to kick her out because she's, you know, she's carrying my grandson. She is also 20, almost 21. Anyway, the baby came in February, and I didn't kick her out. I'm a decent person. In fact, since the child happened, it's made me love like I've never known before. Saturday afternoon I came home and my son and she were in bed together. And it's devastated me because I have completely fallen in love with her. I thought you felt the same about me. I'm sharing this with you guys because I need someone to make sense of this, A. And B, I need you to make fun of me. I need to hear from you because I'll hear the truth. I never thought I'd become one of the people I hear about in the Brady Report, but this might be an all time top 10. I was absolutely ready to propose to her. I was just about to tell my son about the relationship and be out with everything. I honestly think she's the love of my life, but he is the father of my grandson, and they're gonna work it out. Did you hear what I just read?

[Brett]

Wow.

[Brady]

Sounds like the beginning of a pornhub video.

[Holmberg]

It's the worst. Yeah, says af. I'm a mess. I'm not suicidal or anything, but I do feel like I should just leave, walk the earth, change my identity and get out of here. Sign Bennett. This dude was gonna marry. Now, the fact that his son came along and banged her again is the best thing that's ever happened. He was about to marry his granddaughter's mom. Think of that.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. You. Yeah, Brett. I know it's hard math, but once you get your brain on it, he was a. He was. He fell in love with his son's girlfriend who gave birth to his biological granddaughter. And he was going to marry her because in the interim of him having his son break up with this pregnant girl and keeping her in the house, he fell in love with her. Now, I don't know that that means she was doing stuff to him, right? You don't just fall in love from a distance and then say, I'm gonna propose.

[Brett]

Do they?

[Holmberg]

You know, oh, they were getting it on. I'm guaranteed.

[Brett]

Assuming that.

[Holmberg]

Well, you don't propose to someone who. You don't plan on proposing to someone who's the love of your life without at least dipping Your toes in that water. You're not just gonna shock her. But evidently she wasn't aware of the feeling. She just knew that there was more going on. She's banging the whole family, and we.

[Brady]

Need some proper music for this.

[Holmberg]

Oh, you got something. There you go. So, Bennett. And you have a rich guy's name. You should. You should be named, like, Roscoe or something. Bennett. Please email me back, Bennett, and tell me whether or not you've actually purchased the ring. Because the baby's what, three? The baby will always be in your life. You've got to stop boning your granddaughter's mother. That just has to happen. What is going on out there?

[Brett]

And have the other side of. You know, like, her side of mom and dad, the other Grammy and Grant.

[Holmberg]

They banging her too?

[Brett]

No, but are they in that mix and all of a sudden.

[Holmberg]

You know what I read? What? Yeah. Well, they know she's pregnant, but.

[Brady]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

What would they have done? Do they not? Well, yeah. Where are they? Why is she living with you? What happened to her Bill?

[Brady]

Trailer park. AJ stories.

[Holmberg]

Wow. You know, Bennett, maybe it is a good idea. It's sad that you're not suicidal, because I think that would be a healthy emotional response. Not to commit suicide, but just for a little while. Think about it there. This isn't normal. Don't kill yourself, but be suicidal for a few minutes and just go, wow, this is something I really need to hit rock bottom here. And then pull yourself out of it. Don't bang your granddaughter's mom. That's. I didn't think I'd have to say that out loud.

[Brett]

You got played.

[Holmberg]

She devil sounds awesome.

[Brett]

Now she's pulling the sun back in the mix.

[Brady]

You know what she's saying? You're so much bigger than your father.

[Holmberg]

Oh, God. We've seen the video. We've seen the video. And this is where. And I rarely say it. Porn has led us astray. Oh, yeah. Those sentences right there should not be something we think of as hot. Oh, you're so much bigger than your dad. Ah. And I, may I remain erect and finish off if the stepmom's hot enough. Also, Bennett, here's something that you want. The truth. The lady raising your granddaughter's a whore.

[Brett]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

That's the other thing you need to start paying attention to.

[Brett]

Have a father. Son. Catch.

[Holmberg]

Oh, you've had a catch.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

You're Eskimo brothers with your son.

[Brett]

I can't believe you fell.

[Holmberg]

And you'll be loving on that. I'm gonna marry her. I'm gonna marry this girl. She's been raising my baby well. My son's baby. I'm a man. That is gross. Stop leaning on me for all this. I can't take it.

[Brett]

I picture him walking in the door with a bouquet of flowers and a ring.

[Holmberg]

And then he walks into that son hosing her.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Dad, get out. I'm with my future beloved. But she's mine. I was gonna be betrothed to her. Get out. Dad. Oh, thanks for not kicking her out, bro.

[Brett]

And don't wake the baby.

[Holmberg]

I'll tend to the youngin while you two get on.

[Brady]

I was gonna take her to the Waffle house tonight for a nice dinner.

[Holmberg]

I was gonna take her to the country buffet and I was gonna ask her to be my wife. We were gonna be betrothed. But I come home, I see my son, his baby's mother, and just broke my heart. Bennett. Bennett. First off, kick everyone out of the house. Bennett. Reset.

[Brady]

Kick everybody out of the double wide and reset the locks.

[Holmberg]

Everybody's gotta go. They can't make it without me. Oh, they'll be alright. They're not doing too good with you, buddy. What do they do, live on the streets? That's where a. That's where the trifling ass deserves to live. And your son is a disaster too. You've created a boundaryless society in your house. It is. Trailer parks frown on you, Bennett. Most trailer parks would be like, that's too much. We got more class than that. Next question. John. Tyrus, I have to ask Bennett. Oh, I don't like the next sentence at all. Tyrus, did you raw dog her like your son did? What if there's another baby? That would be the ultimate, right?

[Brett]

Oh, she's pregnant again.

[Holmberg]

That Bennett knocks her up. And now the granddaughter. What would that kid be? It would be. It would be its own nephew, let's say. Okay, I can't. I gotta. Yeah. I need a piece of paper. If. If Bennett put a baby in the mother of his granddaughter, baby comes out.

[Brett]

The older baby would be a nephew, right?

[Holmberg]

Which means. No. The younger.

[Brett]

The young.

[Holmberg]

The younger baby would be the nephew of the uncle. No. Yeah, the younger one's the uncle. Yeah, that's right. The younger one's the uncle. Stop it.

[Brady]

Stop it.

[Holmberg]

The fact you're not suicidal blows my mind. Take a second to think about that and then just start over. Trailer parks laugh at you. Bennett. This guy says, is this real? This can't be real. I don't know if somebody's making it up.

[Brett]

Oh yeah.

[Holmberg]

I said, didn't you guys have a theme song for this kind of drama? That's right. Remember, we forgot, too. It was on Rock Wars.

[Brady]

Yeah. Hang on. I got the list here somewhere.

[Holmberg]

Oh, damn it. I won that one, too. You're right. Marcus is right. We did.

[Brady]

I'll find it.

[Holmberg]

Oh, it's. Well, this is a pretty good theme song.

[Brady]

What's going on in this situation?

[Holmberg]

So anyway. And this is a cautionary tale to all of you listening right now. Who can relate to this if you're having sex with your son's wife, the mother. Oh, yeah.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Holmberg]

Of your grandson.

[Brett]

Stop it.

[Holmberg]

Stop doing that. Stop it immediately. Stop that.

[Brett]

It just happened so fast.

[Holmberg]

He looked at me, I looked at her, and we just knew it was on. Like, yuck. That's right. What a wonderful. I forgot. Yeah. Because we're all living in the same little blue marble.

[Brady]

But the other song worked.

[Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. This is the one that wraps it up. What a wonderful world. I see them blue. Because this is the thing we need. These are Brady's rose colored glasses. When you realize Bennett is.

[Brett]

You know what?

[Holmberg]

Maybe daughter in law.

[Brett]

They're still a family.

[Holmberg]

No, you're not. You're not a family anymore. No, you're not. No, you're not. The family's over.

[Brett]

Connected in other ways.

[Holmberg]

Yep. Not a family. Now, let's talk about that for a second. You're not a family anymore. You're not. There's a certain time where it's. Well, family is all that matters. Right? You ruin that, you're not a family anymore. The son is just in name.

[Brett]

That tree snapped.

[Holmberg]

You can't talk to him anymore. That girl's out of your life forever. Please.

[Brady]

There were no branches on it.

[Brett]

Straight up.

[Holmberg]

Oh, God damn it. The granddaughter is a lovely. You got. You got two months with her. That had to be awesome. You know, start seeing the silver lining. You had two great months with your granddaughter and then you couldn't see her anymore.

[Brett]

And you've been fathering that kid.

[Holmberg]

Yeah. You've been doing a great job.

[Brett]

That's a tough job. Get him a tough shed. They'll be fine.

[Holmberg]

Well, evidently, he's not the only one fathering him. Because the son came home.

[Brett]

I think the son was gone.

[Holmberg]

Maybe.

[Brett]

And then.

[Holmberg]

But it's only been.

[Brett]

He was telling the girlfriend, I got a new girl.

[Holmberg]

Right. But that was, you know, that's what she said.

[Brett]

So he did his little.

[Holmberg]

He's on the side. And then he got. And then he came back. It's immediately hillbilly. If the girl you're dating has to move into your house with your parents, there's something to that immediately. And I think everybody who's had that situation is like, this is a little trashy. If the girl you're dating has to move in with your family and you're not able to take care of yourself on your own, so you still live at home. And now you drug in the girlfriend and you knock her up. There's a whole lot of white trash going on.

[Brett]

Why is she living with you guys? Well, she's in a messed up situation with her family.

[Holmberg]

Her. Her. Her stepfather and her had a bit of a break off. Like. Oh, oh, he was doing it too.

[Brady]

Vader says it the best. Nothing like hump day says incest, right?

[Holmberg]

It's so true. Oh yeah. Thanks, Louie. Yeah, it is a. So what you got here, John, is a half brother, uncle cousin. That's exactly right. That's exactly what it would be. It's a half brother, uncle cousin. Dammit. Pour so much like I would want a bowl of plan B like alphabets for that girl to ingest right now. Just in case I'm gonna boil up those insides. You better hope that the supreme court changes its mind in the next day or two. Cause if she says she's pregnant, do not have the half brother, uncle cousin. Don't have that. Show up. Half brother, uncle cousin's only a funny story to the people not involved in it.

[Brett]

Band name.

[Holmberg]

Half brother, uncle cousin's a great band name. Half brother, uncle cousin. And again, another great question. Why in the. Was my email the first one you turned to? Don't you have anyone in your life better than this? I'm not gonna fix anything. I'm telling you, you should be suicidal. I'm actually the worst person to have emailed.

[Brett]

This is the verbal smack to the back of the head.

[Holmberg]

Yes, it is. Well, he asked for it. Please make fun of me. I know it's bad. Bennett. Bennett and I. I don't care about your lives. I.

[Brady]

How. How long has he been my dad banging her?

[Holmberg]

That's the thing.

[Brett]

Fascinating.

[Holmberg]

According. According to the email, Thanksgiving is when the son said, I'm gonna break up with her. I need you to kick her out of the house after I do it. She was evidently. What was that? Six months pregnant at that point. She had it in February, so six, seven months. That's pretty late in the game to break up with somebody too.

[Brett]

And he's. But he's fallen in love. They haven't got it on.

[Holmberg]

Oh, they've gotten it on.

[Brett]

They. They broke the inside the six week after the baby.

[Holmberg]

February, March, maybe you're right. They got it on while she was pregnant, which. Oh, dear sweet mother. She was in like late trimester. She was. She was full on globe and belly.

[Brady]

Ryan says. Do they know who the dad really is?

[Holmberg]

Yeah, well, I mean, well, if he's. I don't think it's.

[Brady]

I don't know. I mean, is he telling us all the story?

[Brett]

The truth?

[Holmberg]

I mean, were you nailing her?

[Brett]

Because it sounds like they moved in when.

[Holmberg]

When she got pregnant. Right. That's what I'm hearing too. Anyway.

[Brady]

I don't know. This is creepy.

[Holmberg]

Why do I. Why do I hear from you what happened? Like I'm P.T. barnum now. I'm like, you're the freak show and you just keep showing up at my door and I. Yeah, step brother, uncle, cousin.

[Brady]

Does he have half brother?

[Brett]

His brother, uncle, cousin.

[Holmberg]

It's a brunkle. It's a brunkle. It's a half brunkle. Half brunkle. Sounds like something you do if you twist your nuts up and put them in the crack of your ass. That's. I'm giving myself a half bronco. Okay, well, I hope we helped because my suggestion to you and I don't know, Brady would say the same is suicide is probably somewhere high on the list.

[Brady]

Top 5 thoughts on Shinedown.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, listen to Shinedown. Don't commit suicide. Like Queen said, don't try suicide. Think about it though, and then. And then realize you're better off outside of this family. Your family's over. I don't. I don't buy into that.

[Brett]

He can still rally up to be gramps. Yeah, years down the line.

[Holmberg]

No, you've lost your rights off. You're done. You broke up with your family.

[Brett]

I want Thanksgiving to happen.

[Holmberg]

It's over. I don't ever understand people who say family is everything. What if you. What if in this particular case, your dad, his granddaughter's mom.

[Brett]

Well, here's what's tough.

[Holmberg]

No, you're out. No family. You're out, Bennett. You're done. No family.

[Brett]

This kid probably is, you know, doesn't have money, right? He's got this kid.

[Holmberg]

Chick got a 20 year old son.

[Brett]

And you're saying I'm stepping away from all of that?

[Holmberg]

A 20 year old girl? Keep in mind this is the 20 year old girl's life before she's allowed to legally drink. How turnt up is she about to get when she's allowed to go down to the bars.

[Brett]

What else does this Viper have planned?

[Brady]

Right, because the trailer park turned.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, she hasn't. She hasn't even explored a little bit of what's coming. Literally, it's bad.

[Brady]

You got one on the printer there, too.

[Holmberg]

Oh, no.

[Brett]

The girl he left her for was her sister.

[Holmberg]

Just keep it alive. Let's keep it. Let's keep this balloon floating. Keep tapping it in the air like the ball's got to stay off the ground. I'll read it.

[Brady]

I don't know. Yeah, go ahead.

[Holmberg]

David Vasquez has a question for Bennett and his family. How many times has the son kissed the baby's mom with Dad's wiener breath? And the answer to that is a lot. A lot more. One is too many.

[Brett]

That's why you're moving on.

[Holmberg]

One is too many. And he breached that number a long time ago. You're right. Well, there's a. Well again, Brady, you're saying there's a six week window from birth to next sexual activity? Yeah, but this is a family that doesn't follow many rules. So I'm thinking maybe that six weeks turned into seven to 10 days before. Well, your butt didn't. It didn't have a baby. Your mouth certainly didn't have a baby.

[Brett]

I love you.

[Holmberg]

Oh, Daddy. Bennett. Our little half broncle looks just like you and your son. Of course. Cause the DNA, that's how that works.

[Brett]

It's still got. I mean, you know. Oh, that'd be brutal if it was a C section. He's busting stitches.

[Holmberg]

Oh, he's breaking them out. Look, I'm making your scar bubble. Yeah. He's so much bigger than your son. Well, yeah. Yeah. Ethan says there's so much to be said about this hillbilly mess. First of all, I hope Biden just heard that he's here. Yeah, that's right, Joe. Second, now they get to say the same thing you do. At one point, everyone in the room has all been insider. That's very true. It's everyone in the room at one point. At every Thanksgiving, you have to remind yourself, the baby, the daddy and the granddaddy have all spent time inside that tauntaun. Oh, man. If Grandpa becomes Grandpa, dad, how will they know? Won't dad and son both passed the DNA test? I've often wondered that, too, because they said that the DNA, I learned that from the O.J. trial, is that his son's DNA would also be the same. Especially back then when it was good technology, but not great. So if it was Simpson DNA, it could be his son Justin too. So I don't know how this works anymore. Also, John, if he loves her, that means they've already boned. Because in that family, love happens after that. That's true too. Trailer parks don't fall in love before consummation.

[Brady]

People want to know what this broad looks like. So send that hillbilly toothless pictures over.

[Holmberg]

Well, first off, she just had a baby eight weeks ago, so not great. Unless. Well, she's 20. She might have typed that same.

[Brett]

Yeah, your jugs are so big right now.

[Holmberg]

And to that emailer, is her hotness. Let me ask you that. To that email, is. Is her hotness a factor in this situation, or are there. Is that something that might change your mind on whether or not this is a good idea? She's really hot. I mean, yeah, it says grandpa was definitely hitting it with grandbaby inside there. That poor little fella had grandpa on his forehead just beating up that post birth roast beef sandwich. Satan applaud you, sir, and so do I. I'm impressed with the amount of sin you have committed. Now that you're this far, you might as well just have a devil's three way with your whore and the Eiffel Tower that son of yours. Cross her back. Ah, then for the sake of humanity, right as everyone is about to finish a double murder homicide where the whole party gets your high seat in hell and just sit back and look at what you've done. That's not a bad idea. Eiffel Tower with your son over this horrible human being's back. All of you are terrible. You know, the innocent one here is the son. He doesn't know this is going on unless he listens. Now, because if your dad's name is Bennett and you just had a baby six weeks ago, guess what?

[Brett]

Because he's holding the secret.

[Holmberg]

Well, the son doesn't know. Yeah, the son just went back and had sex with an ex girlfriend and.

[Brett]

Mom getting back together. I'm gonna be a father.

[Holmberg]

His baby's mom. I was like, you know what? Or maybe not even get together. She lives at the house. It's gonna be hard to turn that down.

[Brady]

I think Bennett's son needs to get a paternity test to make sure it isn't dad's.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, but that's. That doesn't. See, but that would mean dad was banging her way before. Ah, you're right. You're right. Why am I drawing lines with this hillbilly story?

[Brady]

You don't know.

[Holmberg]

Why am I drawing lines?

[Brett]

Son, you Got her pregnant.

[Holmberg]

Exactly. Oh, my God. Why? He was pretty forthcoming in the email. I'm pretty sure he had told us, like, I might be the daddy.

[Brady]

I don't know.

[Holmberg]

Yeah, if you're gonna.

[Brady]

It might be a step too far for him.

[Brett]

There's the religious side of it, too, huh? That the kid gets pregnant, we have her move in. I don't want anyone to know what's going on here. And he's like, well, I love her. And that's why he wouldn't even get it on with her. He just fell in love with her.

[Holmberg]

What religion is this? Yeah.

[Brady]

No kidding.

[Holmberg]

Jesus of Bat Nazareth Brady. I don't know what religion says. Well, when my son gets a woman pregnant, I'm gonna bang her.

[Brett]

Will marry, fall in love with someone and will marry them before consummating the marriage.

[Holmberg]

Okay, but she's pregnant with her son's child. I don't know what religion says that makes things better.

[Brett]

It doesn't.

[Holmberg]

I'm saying he doesn't have these things. Well, we gotta make it right.

[Brady]

Yep.

[Holmberg]

But in the eyes of the Lord, we have to make this right. And if I have one thing to say about Jesus Christ. Look at the cans on that girl right there. My God. I'm gonna. My dad. Grandma. I love his mama. If he was trying to make it all right in the eyes of God, he took a wild left turn somewhere around St. Patty's Day.

[Brett]

My son has sinned.

[Holmberg]

This one says she's still banging dad when the sun's away. Well, yeah, clearly. This is an interesting approach. Banging her, that's fine. Loving her not okay. I'd say banging her.

[Brady]

No, I think that's still Billy, too. Yeah.

[Holmberg]

Banging is not okay. Are you telling me he fell in love with postpartum? Yes, he did. It sounds like he. He fell in love with it after it broke open. It's out of control now. 98K.